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im tired guys. i sketch scribbled thranduil so i can stay up later 

#he looks like a twink here i love it #thranduil

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Here you have some Thranduil ~ I do like the design of this character, how fashionable he is and how flawless he looks~ I also think that the wintry atmosphere suits him well since he is rather cold in his behavior. I hope you’ll like it! :) Time: 8h Media: watercolours, pencils, coloured pencils

#thranduil #absolutely adore watercolor

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Other people talking about their blorbos: babygirl, sweetie, cutie pie, baby, little meow meow

Me talking about my blorbos: slut, whore, harlot, degenerate, loser, absolute fucking mess

#negan #tony stark #homelander #thranduil #uhh #optimus prime #!!! #loki #stephen strange

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#i don't even go here #but this is objectively hilarious #wrestling in general is goofy silly #why are there long haired men in lace half naked #??

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I’m in a silly goofy mood so here are some silly goofy Thranduil headcanons:

- super clumsy. Constantly tripping over his own feet and bumping into shit. Ya know that blooper of Lee Pace tripping over his costume? That’s Thranduil every other day.

- Gets lost so easily. Literally no sense of direction. He just walks in random directions in the Woodland palace and hopes he ends up in the right place. That’s why there so many guards stationed around the palace; they’re there to give directions.

- At one point wanted to install slides in the palaces because it would be “more efficient” (read: more fun) and going down ten flights of stairs/ramps.

- Stress eats. He has a secret snack cabinet in his chambers filled with sweets that he gorges on when he’s particularly anxious. The only elf in the realm who knows about it is Galion who makes sure it’s fully stocked.

- He’s considered a lightweight among the Sylvan elves and gets drunk easier than you’d think.

#thranduil #i love one (1) silly elf

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I love the discourse happening around the “did you access/interact with 18+ content as a minor” because most of it is so americacentric/chronically online. It is plain obvious that people haven't been getting any maidens.

#you... you thought about sex?? as a teen?? GASP #brother i had it. i enjoyed it greatly. i fucked like a rabbit and did not get pregnant. #i got fucked in a handstand at 15. it was great. unfortunately my back hurts now so I'm glad i did it when my back wasn't fried from work #some of y'all got no maidens at 16 and you're still not getting maidens at 26 & 36 and it shows

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#all prev tags are valid #t-dawg white girl wasted is what i need

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thank u <3

#asks

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additional comment from the anon: this mostly applies to things like smut or nsfw art. I see a lot of blogs that are 18+ and I’ve always wondered if people actually listen to "minors dni (do not interact)" or if they just ignore them.

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#idgaf who reads my posts #I don't interact w kids & I'm not here to babysit #your content consumption is your own responsibility #I put the 18+ tag and you do what you will #I'm not a hypocrite #i been reading smut way before 18

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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#thranduil

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going absolutely hogshit feral over Thranduil being a loved and popular king. like he parties with his subjects and they love it. he’s like the Cool Dad Of Mirkwood. little kids give him flowers and he tucks them gently into his crown. birds land on his crown. his soldiers and subjects love him. he may seem isolationist, cold, feral and strange to outsiders but to his subjects. he’s a Father Figure

#thranduil #he’s so cute <3

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make wood elves weird again

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#it's me I'm hoes I was summoned (linguistics rizz)