#it gets HEAVENLY

[cinnamon-notes]

i just realized that i REALLY love spinach and beans all cooked together

#i swear to god they're fucking heaven !!! #they get all creamy #the both of them #and when you mix them together BOOM #it gets WOW #it gets HEAVENLY #sooo creamy #bfjshjdsj i fucking love this new recipe #txt #txt post #cinnamon notes

[bloodyscarab]

the slittening™ // We're All Doomed! Live Afterparty

#will this get sn*ped.... let's see #anyway dan looked so heavenly in this stream i had to dive in #like that's my wife #daniel howell #phil lester #dan and phil #dnp #dnp gifs #gifset #my gifs

[tcfactory]

I've been thinking about QiJiu and how they could be post-reconciliation and I'm like. I love most flavors of these tragic idiots, but I like them as either romantic or full on disaster siblings the most, probably.

Because them becoming close platonic friends feels like sort of... an extension? Of the state they are in canonically, where they are devoted to each other, but in a lot of ways have grown apart. They just fix up the holes in it - and I don't think that works all that well for them on the long run, because it would be all too easy to be reminded of the bad times. I think for them to be happy and stable long term, they need a shift in their dynamic either to something new (romantic relationship, with the courting period acting as a sort of soft reset) or back to the (codependent, but not necessarily in a bad way) sibling-relationship they had before.

Like. Honest to god I want a story where the two of them make up and Liu Qingge is the first one to look at them and go:

"What the fuck?! WHAT THE FUCK?! So this was just a sibling tantrum?? Like the time Mingyan refused to talk to me for three weeks because I got monster guts on her new dress, except you idiots dragged it out for thirty years?! I'm ashamed to be your shidi! Shame on you!"

"It was a bit more serious than-"

"Zhangmen-shixiong, what could you have possibly done that's worse than monster guts?"

Just Liu Qingge shaking Yue Qingyuan until dumbass failbrother explains what happened - perfect grounds for Liu-Jiu reconciliation too, because in LQG's mind 'making your little brother think you willingly abandoned him to slavery' is a perfectly valid reason to become the angriest, bitchiest bitch to ever peak lord. It doesn't matter that it doesn't make sense, his big brother instincts tell him that if he did something like that to Liu Mingyan then blood would flow. He doesn't know what a Joker even is, but in his mind that would be Mingyan's Joker moment for sure.

#svsss #yue qingyuan #shen jiu #liu qingge #listen qijiu with a very clingy sibling dynamic is also good grounds for other ships #because it still gives both of them emotional stability #but whoever they are getting together with doesn't have to be jealous #like. would it be weird that their sense of propriety and personal space just disappears when they are in private? sure at the start #but I think someone like LQG would Get It and wouldn't really be jealous over that #good grounds for LiuJiu or LiuQi I think #or any ship with TLJ who doesn't know human customs and thinks that it's perfectly normal that SQQ sometimes takes a nap on YQY #I feel like heavenly demons would be the kind where the siblings would do sleepy piles even as adults tbh #tactile motherfuckers

[layla-carstairs]

does anyone else ever think about how in cohf Magnus refers to Jace, Clary, Izzy and Simon as Alec's friends and says that he just puts up with them for Alec. does anyone think about how later in qoaad at their wedding Magnus refers to them as "their closest friends"??? because I think about it a lot

#they're so!!!!! #tmi gang is my Roman Empire im soooooo normal about them #I think I'm more insane about them now then I was at 15 🥴🥴 #the brain rot is getting worse with age #magnus bane #alec lightwood #jace herondale #jace lightwood #clary fairchild #isabelle lightwood #simon lovelace #simon lewis #city of heavenly fire #queen of air and darkness #malec #tmi #tda #the mortal instruments #the dark artifices #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #bella talks

[pdwoozi]

5.04 Detour

#the x files #fox mulder #dana scully #txfedit #txf #mine #tv: the x files #god and jesus if she said that to me i'd get on my knees and pray for sleeping bag weather #heavenly father please let the sleeping bags rain down upon me thank you amen #anyway now that i've been gay about it... #also let's consider the look on her face in gif 3 thank you for your time

[jamskateable]

Gabriel flaunts his pretty body without realizing it. he doesn’t scold any wandering eyes, though. after all, is it such a shame to admire God’s greatest creation?

or he’s just THAT oblivious. no one knows, really.

either way, his charisma, his diligence, and his half-naked lounging have earned him the appreciative eyes and ears of every angel in Heaven.

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #art #cw suggestive #I just wanted to practice posing #couldn’t hurt to draw some pretty legs right? #that and I love drawing wings in weird poses lol #that loincloth is the only thing granting him some semblance of modesty #he’s one gentle breeze away from flashing some poor defenseless virtue #he’s basically the dumb jock of heaven #heavenly himbo LMFAO #not really he’s smarter than that #but he IS oblivious to how pretty he is #he attracts a lot of wandering eyes #especially when he lounges about half naked in Heaven’s gardens #reclining on a chaise #plucking a harp #being the golden center of heaven’s lavish parties with his charm #you get the idea #anyway #he’s just pretty #I should lay him down more often ;)

[gurggggleburgle]

Listen I just think it be funny if given how much of a conquering fuckboy Bingge was that in some distant future where he's like historical figure people barely remember you do a DNA test and find out you have like 1% heavenly demon and its treated with all the modern weight and gravitas of finding Genghis Khan in your gene pool. Like congrats you inherited the fuckboy gene.

Like can you even imagine how much that would offend him to be reduced to a footnote and idle marker on a DNA family test? I'd say the man is rolling in his grave but we converted that man into a generator ages ago on account of all that turning.

#svsss #svsss shitpost #scumbag system #luo binghe #luo bingge #scum villain self saving system #scum villian #his ego is made of tissue paper and salt flakes #bonus points if having the bingge gene gives you any kind of chance of a higher certain traits or genetic diseases #like being .1% demon means my heavenly blood thinks shingles is a good idea #my weak demon blood gave me tummy problems. cannot eat gluten #youd think being related jn some capacity would give you increased vitality and stats right? but at this point im just likely to get chrones

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Re-reading jttw after so many years is wild because my reading comprehension has improved so much. I didn't realize how many gods just straight up lied to the jade emperor and others about swk like bro those peach maiden gals fr said he beat the crap outta them when the mans never laid a hand on them-

#knox rambles #ITS SO WILD #reading at a snails pace cause im reading it out loud to my brothers and finding a time where we're all free to do that is a challange #journey to the west #these gals and the dragon kings and lots of people who have fought him just demonize the crap outta this dude its WILD #unless ofc he did beat the crap outta them and its just not mentioned at all there #lemme know if im out to lunch on this #its so funny too cause they dont need to exaggerate for him to get into trouble but they do anyways #almost like they dont want anyone knowing they caved right away when the monkey just brandished his cudgal as a threat #instead of staying proud and tall and all immortal #it might just be the storytelling and im misunderstanding something #its interesting how these celestial heavenly immortal beings are written to straight up lie through their teeth to jade empoerer #man i love.this book

[fluffyballme]

so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

#this is my take #well ig this is book canon for their personalities #anyways dont get mad its just for fun #the mortal instruments #shadowhunters #city of bones #city of glass #city of heavenly fire #city of ashes #city of fallen angels #city of lost souls #clary fairchild #clary morgenstern #clary fray #jace herondale #jace and clary #alec lightwood #alexander lightwood #magnus bane #magnus x alec #isabelle lightwood #izzy lightwood #simon lewis #simon lovelace #simon x izzy #clace #malec #sizzy #incorrect quotes

[spottedgardeneelstan]

i know that logically binghe has the largest pillar in svsss. HOWEVER, in my opinion, i really believe that yue qingyuan is in possession of the true largest pillar. it just doesn’t count because he has erectile dysfunction. 

#yue qingyuan #yqy #svsss #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #luo binghe #heavenly pillar #he can't get it up #therefore it cannot be accurately measured #yqy is a pinata to me and im beating him with a stick #and then i leave him in the rain. #sorry yqy

[auldcine]

MAUREEN O'HARA as Mary Kate Danaher in THE QUIET MAN (1952)

#filmedit #classicfilmedit #oldhollywoodedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #userdeforest #ritahayworrth #classicfilmblr #classicfilmsource #classicfilmcentral #cinemaspast #cinemaspam #userfilm #the quiet man #maureen o'hara #1952 #john ford #happy heavenly birthday angel!! i love u sm!! <3 #also sorry for the complete lack of posts!! i've been meaning to get back to creating stuff but then desktop just died #and i'm still in the process of setting up my new one but soon! i shall create something lol #just glad i had these in the drafts tbh though i kinda dislike the way they turned out but lol oh well #anyway yes hopefully will be back at it soon!! #hope you're all doing well! <3

[twistedappletree]

The funniest “Jin Ling damsel in distress moment” is actually in the donghua on dafan mountain when Lan Jingyi kicks Jin Ling into the cave with so much force (infamous Lan Clan hamstrings?) that he just disappears??? I mean logically, he probably just fell on his face then got up and was like “screw this loser” and started exploring the cave for the heck of it but it’s so much funnier to imagine LJY kicking him so hard that he just rolled through the entire cave system for like 5 minutes straight until he crashed into the dancing goddess statue

#like I’m sorry but when LSZ and LJY went into the cave after him it was HUGE and took them a hot minute to get to the statue #JL was really like ‘guess I’ll roll into a ✨situation✨ 🤷‍♀️’ ajdhajhsAJDHAJD #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs donghua #jin ling #jin rulan #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #mdzs juniors #dafan mountain #dancing goddess #dancing fairy #heavenly maiden #whatever you wanna call her idk but lmaoooo 😭😭😭 #that scene is seriously so fucking funny #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #changed it to screw this loser bc I realized I didn’t mention LSZ in the post lmaooo makes more sense now sorry

[thequietabsolute]

by Friedrich Seidenstücker

#in winter my gf grows out her underarm hair and without getting too biological about this fact … it makes me intensely happy #a thousand hours clocked up just laying in bed absentmindedly tickingling the soft hair there sigh sigh #i feel Darwin’s ingenious hand at work #looks and feels and smells heavenly #she also throws a mean javelin pow pow #personal notes #tickling* although umph i love that typo ✨ #Friedrich Seidenstücker #n.

[piosplayhouse]

Tgcf fans do you guys remember that scene where Xie Lian's coming out to the head priest and he's like "oh your bf is a ghost king? That's cool love who you love girl : )" and then xie lian mentions his birthday and the head priests like "wait he's a fucking GEMINI? never mind break up ASAP !!!!!!"

#I FORGOT ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW #One of my favorite scenes tbh #ik its bc hua cheng is actually cursed or whatever but i like to think the head priest looked it up and found out #geminis and cancers are highly incompatible on Google and he was like GIRL NO GET OUT OF THERE!!! #Neway #tgcf spoilers #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hob #heavenly official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #mnq #mei nianqing #xie lian #xl #hc #hua cheng #hualian

[paleodictyoptera]

I made something

#mormon #mormonism #queerstake #tumblrstake #lds #why isn't there more info about them #why doesn't the spirit have a body when we had to come get a body on earth in order to progress #why does the lack of knowledge about heavenly mother feel more like misogyny and fear of the unknown than a simple drought of revelation

[philemonsdarling]

bookstore dates <3

#i saw a video where this dude told his wife he'd buy her as many books as she could get in 30s #and she made sure to actually choose books she liked and not just get as many as possible #but also just browsing bookshelves together sounds heavenly