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#it doesn't make sense
littlebigmouse · 6 months
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"Reigen was extorting free labor from Mob", "Mob working at spirits and such is child labor"
I mean yes kinda but also that is so not the point.
Reigen and Mob first met when Mob was ten. Mob asked if he could come back. Mob needed companionship and life advice and a safe space to hang out, all of which Reigen provided. Mob gets paid in pocket change and food and snacks at the office. In return, Reigen gets to not die a horrible and gruesome death once a week.
It's a mentoring relationship. They're friends.
Mob doesn't need money. Mob isn't at the office to get money. If Mob genuinely needed and wanted a part time job, then yeah, 300 yen an hour is bullshit and he should book it out of there. But the two just needed an excuse for Mob to hang out and Mob meeting spirits and going to excorcisms was probably helping a lot with feeling in control of his powers in the first place.
Is it always the healthiest friendship? Absolutely not. It's explicitly adressed that Reigen has come to rely on Mob a little too much sometimes and increasingly doesn't respect his boundaries. That's also what made Mob bail in five seconds flat and he only came back when Reigen apologized. Not because Mob wanted the 300 yen give or take a bowl of ramen and some plant seeds back. But because these were friends having a conflict and they talked it out and wanted to hang out again.
Do you think Mob has a work contract? Set work hours? Do you think either of them care?
They are friends, your honour, who cares about the pocket change.
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Andrew and Neil marring in Vegas just because they don't really care and followed a too drunk Kevin to one of the chappels.
Matt stealing the Elvis costume at 3 am and Dan filming him instead of the wedding.
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stoicmike · 1 month
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It seems as if it all should make more sense, doesn’t it? -- Michael Lipsey
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infinitevariety · 9 months
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Me, thinking too hard about Good Omens series two:
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kenziezie · 9 months
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i can't get her out of my brain
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axlrosebaby · 10 months
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Indiana said let me make one fine redhead asshole and that was axl
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i don't know how he does it.
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i don't know he manages to be so gorgeous.
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sometimes i genuinely cannot fathom how gorgeous he is. it doesn't make sense that one man can be so fuckin beautiful.
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emrys-merlin · 5 months
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In season 5 Arthur and Gwen (the RULERS of Camelot) have been married for 3 years and have no children. They have no heirs.
Come on^^
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tbartss · 2 years
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Shane and Ryan becoming the very first hosts of the very first tumblr original series invites the terrifying idea that tumblr is evolving into something far beyond the scope of a disgraced social medium
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mylucayathoughts · 4 months
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why are some like Taylor vs Nicholas when they can have ✨Taylor and Nicholas ™✨ I will never understand
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screaming--agony · 29 days
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Dear Diary,
My head hurts from so many inconsistencies. So many questions. My mind can’t wrap around any of it. It doesn’t make sense.
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pessimistic-gh0st · 7 days
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If I have to see one more bloody physics equation, I am going to throw something or jump off of a building (I haven't decided on how drastic I'm going to be yet)
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anas-tasiaa · 2 years
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Though I'm supposed to escape as well..
I have nowhere else to go.
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Goodbye.
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be-the-creature-fan · 4 months
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@aristokratts reminded me of something I had put off for so long but today is the day where I attempt to fix the Wild Horse CPS
Note I made this edit on my phone and did the drawing stuff with my finger.
Hope this is an upgrade (I know it's a bit on the basic side also plus ignore the hands 😅)
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Original photos for reference
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kuaille · 5 months
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the only thing that doesn't fit with all this trouble
mariko was in her right to inform usagi about his fatherhood and push him away from her family, which usagi did
but then she.
tell her son the truth and--
doesn't tell him his biological father is aware of the situation?
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coconutki · 11 months
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Crocheting somethin for them
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I just had this genius idea pop up in my head randomly and it just seemed so darn cute
The them in question: denji, future gohan.
Don’t ask about the lineup lol there was more but I scratched the other ideas
Denji
The thought crossed your mind after he saved you from a devil. It seemed like he was a nice boy after all, especially when he was getting attention from a woman he liked. You talked a couple times after the incident and you started to like him quite a bit so in your spare time you’d took up knitting and make a long maroon scarf with his name embroidered in small letters at the end. The finishing touch being the heart sitting next to it.
You were proud of your work, it took a while to learn but, it was fun. Plus it was cold..winters in Japan are no joke what happened to being a island gyal??
Next time the two of you came across one other he greeted you in a fond matter, which made your heart rate speed up exponentially. It was beating so fast if you got close enough you were sure he could see it.
“ Heyyy, so I wanted to give you something since you really saved my ass that one time. So umm-“
You whipped out a small package wrapped in festive wrapping paper and held it out to him. He switched between staring at you to staring at the gift in awe as of asking if he could open it now before he gently took it out of your hands.
“Thanks..”
The blonde said while his fingers fiddled with the white ribbon that was neatly tied at the center of the package before glancing at you, who watched his hands with a kind smile on your lips. You nod towards the gift as you speak.
“Yes, you can open it now denji.”
When the words left your mouth you heard the paper rip instantly, revealing some weeks worth of patience and perseverance. When finally you look at his face again and can’t help but giggle a bit at his reaction.
“Woahh.”
His mouth is nearly open stuck in a “😮 expression as he examined the scarf, grinning when he sees his name at the end. Butterflies swarm and flutter in your stomach at the sight.
“So like, you made this? For me?”
Brown eyes dart to you immediately which makes you nervous but when he smiles your way with those pointed but adorable teeth of his it melts everything away almost instantly.
“Of course! I wanted to thank you by making you somethin’ you could use..”
You muster up the courage to finish the thought running through your head.
“And by giving you something else.”
Before he could say anything in response you lean into him and peck him on the cheek leaving him and you stunned if we’re being fair. You weren’t expecting him to react so fast though..
It was supposed to be a ‘smooch and go’ but the instant your plush lips met his face the teens hand was instantly placed on the back of your head, as he guided you to his lips, prolonging the kiss.
With a soft pop the lip locking came to a end. Leaving you embarrassed like no other.
“Well..I gotta go! Hope your like your gift. Both of em!”
You pretty much sprint away from him after that like your life depended on it with a hammering heart in your chest.
“Now why’d he have to go and do all thatt!”
Gohan (future)
Although he’s usually out fighting and trying to protect what little is left in this timeline he somehow nearly always finds time to spend with you. Of course you love it since well…you love him, even if he doesn’t quite know it yet.
Since he works so hard to protect you, trunks and bulma + anyone that’s still alive, it only made sense you did something in return. To show gratitude if nothing else. You also planned on telling him about your feelings forreal this time; after you had a full blown conversation with yourself about it in the mirror about it of course.
“y/n you got it all figured out! when no one’s around you’ll tell him..”
“Tell me what?”
Instantly, your shoulders tense and you spin around to face the man that invaded your inner thoughts, who leaned on the doorframe locking eyes with you with a worried expression.
“Y/n? Is something wrong?”
The black haired male questions walking towards you a bit, at which you smile a bit at, he seemed so worried and it was cute..heartwarming in fact.
“No, no, I’m fine it’s just that ummm…actually never mind!”
Unable to face him any longer without exploding into bits you turn back around even though it was to no avail since he could clearly see the face you were making in the mirror, already knowing it was only gonna make the worried expression on his face even more intense. He tries walking closer to you again, this time not stopping until he’s right behind you, scanning over your features from over your shoulder.
“You sure? You know you can tell me anything..and I’ll always listen.”
He nearly pleads with furrowed brows.
“Yess, I just-“
You sigh and look down at the little box in the corner of the vanity before looking back at him and nervously smiling, holding a hand out in a gesture that silently asked him to give you his in return.
“I wanted to be a bit more prepared but here we are. I can promise it’s nothing to be so worried about though..I think?”
The half sayain’s silence beckoned you to continue.
“You know, you’ve done so much for me..and I care about you a lot. I’ve wanted to do all I can to support you as a friend so I’m sorry if this makes you uncomfortable or makes you think differently of me but, I think of you as more than a friend. You’re so kind, strong, caring and selfless..I- umm wanted to do something for you for once! I mean regardless of how you feel about me..“
You blurted everything out nearly all at once, barely stopping for a breath in between. Your checks felt hot if he couldn’t see it, your hands were clammy to be able to tell you were nervous. Couldn’t even hold eye contact with the man in front of you; who stared at you intently. Almost shamefully you eyes were glued to your legs.
“Y/n… I care about you too. And knowing this doesn’t make me uncomfortable. Not at all.”
He gives the hand he was holding a reassuring squeeze before letting go as he tries to catch your now watering eyes again.
“I feel the same way about you. Don’t feel like you have to repay me, I do everything I do for you because I want to because well, I like you. I love being around you.”
He smiles at you kindly, reaching to move a stray curl out of the way. The action and his words melts your heart into soup, you don’t hesitate to wrap your arms around his neck in a hug. He indulges and wraps his arm around your waist lifting you with ease twirling the both of you around before setting you back down with a bit of a chuckle escaping him. Arm still around your waist.
“You..really mean all of that?”
“Of course. I wouldn’t just say something like like now would I?”
He assures you, kissing your forehead lovingly.
“You’re right..and Oh! I almost forgot!”
You perk a bit which makes him confused as you quickly wiggle out of his hug and retrieve the box and present it to him.
“So it ain’t much but I hope you like it! And hope you don’t think it’s too odd..”
Gohan raises a brow and unties the ribbon to reveal a mini crochet version of himself, you and trunks.
“Be sure to give trunks his okay?”
You gently say, smiling sweetly at him; a tad bit embarrassed but proud of your hard work learning a new craft.
“What about yours?”
He asks, staring and softening at the miniature version of u with adoration (so tiny and cute lol)
You laugh and kiss his cheek and his ears start to turn red.
“I’m all yours.”
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Sorry if this is absolute cornball Lmaoo just rlly wanted to get rid of this.
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lookitsaworm · 8 months
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Paul Rudd is currently on the run from the Volturi for exposing himself to humans as an un-aging vampire (emphasis on un-aging).
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