#compels me though

[raycani]

Stars fading                     

                                          but I linger

                                                                                                 on de a   r

#what does it mean what does it all mean #compels me though #welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #wally darling #welcome home puppet show

[misc-obeyme]

a threesome with solomon and luci would be insane... as long as lucifer doesn't kick solomon out for being annoying

Ah, noticed my tags on this post huh?

The thing is, I just think the Solomon and Lucifer relationship is really really funny. So throw in getting sexy with MC and the hilarity ramps up significantly. Plus can you imagine if it was a condition for Lucifer to make a pact with both MC and Solomon???

I really think Lucifer would only make a pact with Solomon if it was the only way to get a pact with MC. Like MC just says it's all or nothing, buddy.

Lucifer would refuse for a while, but I think he'd cave eventually.

Then MC hits him with the oh yeah and a threesome lol.

He'd be so angry. Solomon would probably be like as fun as it is to troll Lucifer, I'm a little concerned for my own well being.

I like to think of it as MC being sly. Both Lucifer and Solomon are not exactly thrilled with the idea, but they're also not against it and if that's what MC wants, then okay.

But then it turns out they're inexplicably attracted to each other and MC mostly just gets to watch them with a smug expression.

More description and NSFW MDNI below the read more (it's mild nothing super explicit).

It starts when Lucifer sees all of Solomon's pact marks for the first time. He can't help but be turned on by the sight of all that power just casually displayed on Solomon's skin.

And Solomon can feel him looking. It's making his limbs tingle. He's suddenly a little shy and can't meet Lucifer's eyes.

MC is just sitting on Lucifer's bed (because you know he would insist on this happening on his own turf), watching them with a little smile.

Lucifer clears his throat and turns to MC, trying to make it seem like he's only interested in them anyway.

MC can see them just struggling with the fact that they're more interested in each other than they want to be, so they kinda step in and facilitate things.

It's easier for both of them if MC is in the middle, you know? Then they can pretend to themselves that it's about them.

I suspect at some point, Solomon does annoy Lucifer, who absolutely threatens to kick him out, but MC is able to redirect him before he does.

After that, things are never the same between those two. And everybody else is like what's going on with them? Meanwhile MC is just like huh who can say? LOL I'm so sorry this is such a crackship but it's just so funny to me, I can't help myself.

#I apologize for this I know it makes no sense #compels me though #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #obey me lucifer #uh I guess this is sololuci? #misc naughty times #anon asks #misc answers

[simmyfrobby]

@girlfriendline

#vibes? incomprehensible. off-putting. #compels me though #hockey poetry posts #marc andre fleury #deweys #minnesota wild

[17mujipens]

i’m finally reading the poppy war trilogy and while i’ve got a lot of thoughts and opinions and all that. but. the whole “me, my military academy fwb (frenemy with benefits) situationship, his dilf of a dad who i have a psychosexual relationship with and the spirit of the one that got away who’s haunting us” thing in the dragon republic is killing me

#compels me though #there’s also ‘my lieutenant who was in love with my the one that got away’ and #‘my platonic soulmate who’s a sunshine (he’s actively drawing up plans to terrorise the enemy as hard as possible)’ #really encouraging me to write interpersonal relationships weirder in my own work tbh #the poppy war #the dragon republic #laila.txt

[infinitevariety]

Me, thinking too hard about Good Omens series two:

#it DOESN'T make sense #good omens spoilers #good omens series two #good omens #it makes no damn sense #compels me though

[lordcaptains]

it does throw me a little that are several points in bg3 where astarion is referred to as...stupid?

a githyanki tav can tell astarion that he's "neither brave nor intelligent" (but an excellent killer), and an illithid tav calls his brain "a bit less wrinkled than the rest" in the narration at the epilogue party.

astarion's base INT is 13. his default subclass is arcane trickster, which uses INT for its spellcasting modifier. (wyll also has an INT of 13!) the only origin/companion character with a higher INT is gale, wizard prodigy and chosen of mystra.

(astarion's WIS is 13, too.)

yeah, he's not great at planning and it's very funny, but he's been in survival mode for the last 200 years. (cazador owned him, body and soul - how could he plan around that?)

#bg3 #astarion #this more confusion than a complaint #it's just the numbers #thE NUMBERS #it makes no sense #compels me though

[zilodak]

Young computer scientist Will

#his los alamos era if you will #my art #william afton #fnaf #art #drawing #i'll never be able to explain my au ever bc 1. its unhinged 2. doesnt make sense when i explain it #compels me though

[moldedstrawberry]

Wouldn't it have been thematically more resonate if Bog King was a victim of a love potion? His anger, banning primroses, locking away whatsherface; all of that would make a lot more sense if he went through the trauma of being forced to love someone against his will.

#anyone still talking about strange magic #clearly i still am #it makes no sense #compels me though #strange magic #bog king

[ghostn27]

When in 3 days Misha uploads a video being like "actually wb never talked to me" then what

#misha collins #this is insane #compels me though

[danithefangirlbunny]

I think it explains so much about me that my favorite character from our flag means death is buttons and my favorite character from bbc ghosts is robin and my favorite character from what we do in the shadows is laszlo and my favorite character from supernatural is castiel

#bbc ghosts #our flag means death #wwdits #supernatural #they are all SO strange #compels me though

[f1-birb]

landonorris BRINGING THE HEAT

#lando norris #george russell #not a thing i was expecting #compels me though #especially bc george makes lando look tiny

[the-uncanny-dag]

Hear me out

#i don't even like asaden #compels me though #chainsaw man #spy x family #denji csm #loid forger #asa mitaka #war devil #yor briar #nayuta csm #anya forger #pochita csm #bond forger #spy x family au

[werepires]

Everything I’ve learned about Jerma has been against my will and consists of totally unrelated bits of misinformation but I refuse to look him up

#so actually I know nothing #compels me though #who is this guy #jerma

[loki-wants-an-army]

spn and pjo might actually work as a crossover- a brief essay

Percy Jackson and Supernatural would actually make a decent crossover- both having that early 2000s, road trip Americana vibe mixed with myths and monsters of the week. Dean and Sam would freak the hell out. Percy and Annabeth would be sassy and suspicious as shit.

Annabeth wouldn't know about them, having spent most of her life on the run and then sequestered at camp, but it's entirely possible Percy or maybe even Grover might've seen Dean and Sam's mugshots somewhere or something. Percy can't be too quick to judge based on that alone considering his own dodgy record, but still it does warrant concern.

Imagine- from the Winchesters' end it sounds like there's weirdly consistent descriptions tied to rumors of kids disappearing or involved in almost inexplicable altercations. From the kids' perspective it's running into weird guys who seem to be a little too aware of the things most people ignore with the mist, while they're on an important quest away from camp.

They could bump into each other a few different times on the road before either one group finally decides to confront the other, or they end up in the same battle. Maybe the brothers save them in a fight, maybe it's the other way around and the kids (especially Annabeth) end up doing the rescuing instead. I don't know, it could be interesting and funny both ways. Let's just say they take turns.

Or alternatively, maybe the halfbloods just happen to pull up to some random town diner or motel, near flat broke and at least a little bloody, running from a monster the Winchesters also happen to be tracking, or vice-versa you could have the brothers arrive somewhere chasing a monster the kids happen to already be running from, and the conversation starts from there, with Sam leading with a few careful questions.

Naturally, when he realizes they're the direct target of the attacks and that it'll probably continue that way if not get worse, Dean frets over them even more, because he's a good guy like that, and then he accidentally ends up semi-adopting the gang, or at the very least reluctantly cross-country taxi driving this group of insanely powerful but scary young demigods (and a satyr)- who apparently have superpowers and their own magic weapons made of a special monster-killing celestial bronze- he should see about adding that to the arsenal- while Sam asks all kinds of questions about Greek monsters and the gods, updating and expanding on his notes, initial enthusiasm quickly tempered by increasing alarm.

They can also bond by angsting over shitty parents, hell knows Dean would immediately cave and take them all under his wing for that alone.

I think it could be an interesting parallel between the hunters and the hunted. Both tormented by monsters and unable/unwilling to give up the fight, and in Sam's case he could also relate to the whole "being haunted by visions" thing. I also imagine Percy and Annabeth's flaws of unwavering loyalty and pride respectively might make an interesting match with the themes of Supernatural. Plus I'm a sucker for found family tropes that follow their own unique dynamics and don't try to just mirror a weird, idealized, suburban nuclear family unit.

edit: Oh! Also Dean hates airplanes and Percy can't do flying because of the whole Zeus wanting to kill him thing

#idk if this has been considered before. tbh it probably has- this is tumblr dot hell after all- but I'm just gonna say it anyways #might be the best or worst thing I've ever written here depending on your perspective #but I honestly think it could work #spn #supernatural #pjo #percy jackson #spn and pjo crossover #is this cursed? maybe. let's tag it as such just in case #mildly cursed #compels me though

[againstpollutions]

I'll see something that reads EXACTLY like a 20k note post from late 2022 except the ONLY difference is it's a john darnielle tweet from 2012

#his cadence and sense of humor on twitter in the early 2010s is the exact cadence and humor of tumblr now makes no damn sense #compels me though #marenposting #the mountain goats

[cruelnemothesis]

#le vampire quand il va à un entretien d'embauche ou jsp la série #worst found family ever #it makes no damn sense #compels me though #interview with the vampire #fanart #screen redraw #my art #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #claudia #they're all trans btw