#istg that's so mean

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

I am officially (and hopefully temporarily) employment challenged? Is that the nicest way to say my ass just got canned by the bitch I was working for? It sounds good to me. Anyway, I applied for a really good job a couple of weeks ago. I got an email from them telling me when and where to be for the next phase, testing.

So, I'm asking all my moots out there and anyone else who sees this plea into the unknown, to please think good thoughts for me that I'll get hired on at the place I will be testing for.

To everyone who celebrates the holidays, I hope you have a very nice one.

If you don't, right on. I hope you enjoy your time off and/or holiday pay. You deserve it!

Thank you so much, fellow people on this planet 💟.

#got fired #worked for a bitch anyway #when one door closes another one opens #i think that's more science than fate #but whatever #send good vibes #please and thank you #who fires someone right before christmas #istg that's so mean #zen state activated #yeah right #i'll be crying before the day is over #send chocolate #send help #shut up sarah

[shatouto]

i've seen a poll about gale and anders but i feel like this one is a more difficult one to answer

#baldur's gate 3 #dragon age #see i think astarion wouldn't want to damage his nails. but also he has vampire reflexes #on the other hand fenris is.... fenris #personally imma go with fenris #edit: ok apparently y'all think this is an easy question sjdjsksk #no i legit was trying to be fair to astarion! he is pretty strong in melee (especially when he fights dirty)! #i mean it he's the dps in my party full of casters (maybe that's the problem...) #edit 2: my soul is pledged to fenris but istg y'all are so mean to astarion in the tags 😭😭😭 #edit 3: okay fine i should've said a fight instead of a fistfight..... sorry astarion #you all should know that every mention of fenris's strength makes me 🥵 btw. as it always goes #edit 4: the astarion roasting is starting to feel more like me being roasted personally and ya know what i deserved it-

[nappi]

a new blorbo just dropped

#i mean no-one's made Alexandre Cabane's Fallen Angel Miguel yet so i took it upon myself #i have to do everything in this house istg #miguel o'hara #atsv #nappiart

[aangarchy]

No thoughts head empty just HE RAN 😩😡

#best line delivery in that whole live action istg #just hE RaAn #like zuko seemed so disappointed that the avatar ran away instead of honoring him with a fight lmfzo #like what do you MEAN the avatar ran away instead of fighting me and beating my ass what a dick???? #avatar the last airbender #atla #avatar #natla #dallas liu #netflix atla #la atla #atla netflix #zuko

[ch067]

THIS WAS SO GIRLLYPOP OF HIM THE HIP CHECK AND THE BRUSHING THE HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE IM EATING DRYWALL I LOVE HIM

#our flag means gay #our flag means death #blackbeard ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #this man istg #i love him your honor #he’s so babygirl #he’s so girlfriend #he’s so girllypop #stede is so lucky #edward teach #i want to hold him in my pocket #he slays

[gorydean]

you know what's funny about the "dean is always defensive about being called gay bc he is so very repressed" crowd is that at least two times he IS very comfortable with being perceived as gay to the point where he's the one who doubles down on the assumption. but those two times happened to be when ppl assumed he was in love with sam. so do with that what you will.

#the “dean is uncomfortable with being called gay so that means hes bi meanwhile sam is comfortable with that so it means hes straight” logic #is so dumb istg #dean #samdean #wincest #🏹

[p4nishers]

the amount of ppl i've seen use she/her for not only muriel but BEELZEBUB too is concerning. also i cant even count how many ppl have called ineffable bureaucracy a straight couple. yall r annoying as fuck

#STFU UP ABT BEEL AND GABRIEL BEING A STRAIGHT COUPLE SHUT TTHE FUCK UO IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YALLS BULLSHIT #also i know we dont have confirmed pronouns for them but if i see one more person use she/her for uriel imma kms #AND the amount of comments ive gotten abt using she/her for crowley is making me sick like why r all of u so rude and uneducated af #im tired of this shit fuck u mean 'why tf did u use she for crowley it's always been he? shut up' SHUT UO??? #if this continues im fr gonna jump someone istg #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens muriel #muriel #crowley #beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel

[blueskingdom]

the parallel between the “driving into the sunset” racer getting the worst of luck and the “driving into the storm” racer getting the best opportunities

#f1 #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #1633 #being a charles leclerc fan means being a ferrari hater #ferrari (derogatory) #scuderia ferrari (derogatory) #taking this time to rant about max haters #because it’s not his fault that rb has good strategies and a good car #it’s also not his fault that he’s an overall good driver #like. you’re gonna hate him bc he’s taking advantage of what was given to him? #what do you want him to do? not drive? #and then there are ppl who just hate him bc the media tells them to and they don’t even take an ounce of a second to realize that the #hate is unnecessary #put that hatred onto what deserves to be hated on (re: ferrari) #anyway. charles deserves so much fkin better istg #GET HIM OUT #max also deserves better #brazilian gp 2023 #interlagos gp 2023 #100.9%

[angelicartemis]

MORE SPRING BONNIE‼️‼️‼️

This actually took me way too long to finish because for some reason a lot of things like to reel me in and keep me occupied from doing any art whatsoever! 😁 I love it!! (I am being sarcastic)

These were drawn in aggie again because I seriously can't get enough of the pencil/pixel brush there, it's genuinely so yummy. <3

Sorry for the weird positioning btw, but I really don't want to move anything around so this is what y'all are getting :'DDD

#springbonnie #spring bonnie #spring bonnie fanart #fnaf spring bonnie #springbonnie fanart #fnaf fanart #fnaf #aggieio #aggie drawing #aggie art #aggie doodles #my art #akikothefuzzball #these and another piece I'm working on have literally been some of the only things I'm really working on istg #and SLOWLY TOO because things constantly pull me away from them 😭😭 #hopefully I'm able to push out that other piece soon #because imo it's so cute and RAGHJFHD I really wanna get it done 😳 #hopefully I c a n post that when it's done #but yea anyway I'm gonna stop rambling. I need to go to hell I mean work 😁 #(this was supposed to be a schedule post since I'm currently at work but shhhh)

[billi-mausi]

James (Squishing Regulus’s cheeks): You are so adorable.

Barty: He is literally a black cat that will scratch your eye out if you touch it.

James: Good thing I am a cat person.

Regulus (Blushes while mumbling): Shut up.

Sirius:

Sirius: POTTER YOU TRAITOR. YOU LIL BI-

#james hurriedly trying to explain he loves dogs too #'you know i love you very much pads' #'CAT PERSON? REALLY JAMES?? CATS??' #'i know prongs?? your bestffriend is literally a dog' #'MOONY?? ISTG WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME' #James Potter #james & peter & remus & sirius #james fleamont potter #regulus black #jegulus #james x regulus #starchaser #wolfstar #Sirius Black #Remus Lupin #barty crouch jr #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes

[just-null-cult]

i've always wanted to try out this trend! i didnt think i drew him that different. i was wrong. very wrong.

hes so baby girl in my style what the fuck. oh i know, i was just drawing what gege meant to draw. dw, i got his telepathic brainwaves 👍

[time lapse + my headcanons for Noritoshi's appearance under the cut]

some headcanons i have while drawing him are semi obvious while others are bc i like it ahehahhaheha

cupid's bow lips! this was semi inspired by Mizuki Umetsu, the actor for Noritoshi in the jjk stage play! hes so. pretty. perfect guy for the role imo! i was captivated therefore my views changed.

longer hair! the thought that his bangs(? are the same length, or longer, as the rest of his hair is nice.. it also makes his inevitable haircut much more refreshing! i also just like long hair and its a fucking waste not to do whatever the i want.

thicker brows and visible eyelashes! i naturally draw thicker eyebrows because it looks pretty, but the eyelashes is so fucking canon bro. dont even fight me on this, you'll lose. i read a fic about Noritoshi where it said he took good care of himself and his appearance inspired jealousy. that fucked me up man, so now i draw him as beautiful as i can.

monolids! I've looked through the manga and i think its highly implied that Noritoshi has monolids? yk those lines in between the eye and eyebrow, he doesnt have them in the manga. i thought it was because of the expressions he had, but no. the others have them, except geto! so geto also having monolids is so fr in my head. i like that feature abt him.

loose hairs! the hairs that i draw on his face. they make him look so cute and a bit more relaxed. he's not trying to be perfect nor have a single strand out of place. he's just a bit more at ease... though if there's something important he has to go through, he sharpens up. becomes.. stiffer?

I UNINTENTIONALLY MADE HIS CHEST LOOK A BIT BIGGER IN MY STYLE AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE, BUT I'D BE A LIAR. DOES THIS COUNT AS A HEADCANON??? I JUST THINK... SINCE. YK. HES AN ARCHER. AND DOES TRAINING. AND COMBAT. AND DOES ALL THOSE HIGH JUMPS... HIS CHEST. ITD BE A BIT BIGGER FOR HIS STATURE.. omfg. that'd imply that his legs are fucking insane. and his arms too, since he has to pull back all those arrows so quickly.. oh my fuck. this. this is a revelation. what are you hiding under those robes noritoshi...???? one day.. one day we'll see...

oh my fucking god i forgot that i wrote shit while drawing. please ignore my fucking stupid writings AND THE STUPID ASS THING IN THE MIDDLE I FORGOT ABT WHILE DRAWING..

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #dawg my pc is so old. this drawing kept killing it off every few hrs #but nothing will stop my preaching of the gospel #ALSO I DIDNT SAY BUT DRAWING IN THE FUCKING ANIME STYLE WAS SO FUCKING TOUGH??? #LIKE I FEEL LIKE IT LOOKS HALF ASSED BUT I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. #I STRUGGLED HARD BRO #FUCK #but i also learned a lot while doing it so it was hella fun #ahaha..... his lips are cupid's bow.. meaning his words are cupid's arrows.... meaning he could make you fall so hard istg #and hes an archer..... ahhaha... a nickname you could give him is cupid. ahahah. thatd be so cute. ahahaha <- insane #also me explaining fucking eyelid lines was spectacular. wheres my teaching license #AND I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THE STAGE PLAY DAWG. noritoshi's clothes flowy and in action..... im gonna study and fawn the FUCK out of that #as for the time lapse. ignore how i ignored the guidelines. why the fuck do i do that. bc im a cult leader thats why. dont question me #AND I APOLOGIZE FOR MY REVELATION AT THE END THERE. IM A DEGENERATE AT HEART. BUT I MUST REMAIN CLEAN. IF NOT TUMBLR GODS WILL KILL OUR CUL #but like i said i can be suggestive. heh. heh. #peep how i said [blank under the cut] heh. wow im such an online person. #oh how cool of me

[vivi-ships]

Live footage of me jumping out of the castle window after I embarrass myself in front of him

#hes so hot #istg im gonna get my use out of capcut even if it means just making a bunch of stupid videos ab Jareth #he is the loml #jareth the goblin king #jareth #jareth x reader #labyrinth #labyrinth movie #labyrinth 1986 #david bowie #capcut #labyrinth edit #otp: i will be your slave #otp: 🫧

[lumiilys]

Glad I’m not the only one yearning for more physical contact between Stede and Ed this season. That image has healed me. But genuinely I need to see them cuddle and that has now been ROBBED from me smh

#like whyyyyy were they so far apart so often #CUDDLE NOW #ISTG #ofmd #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #our flag means death #gentlebeard

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

I understand that there is a sizable amount of Jon stans whose delusions can be aggravating. Trust me, I’ve come across my fair share of people who think that the sun rises only for Jon Snow and no one else. But, it’s really annoying when certain sections of this fandom act like reading Jon as Azor Ahai is a result of Jon fans making shit up. No, we’re not. We’re literally reading what the text is telling us. We’re not reading into it, we’re reading it straight up. Mel’s singular ADWD chapter is literally just: hey Mel pay attention to Jon Snow, also there’s random stuff happening all over Westeros, and also pay extra attention to Jon Snow.

Mel’s visions are absolutely correct. What’s not correct is how she interprets them to fit an agenda/make herself appear more credible to others (Jon, Stannis). We already know exactly what this looks like when she sees towers being submerged in water, says it’s Eastwatch by the Sea when asked, even though in her head she’s like “oh it can’t be Eastwatch because that place doesn’t look like that”.

ADWD shows us that Mel looks into her fires searching for Azor Ahai and sees “only Snow”. There’s no other way of reading that other than “oh yeah if Mel is specifically looking for Azor Ahai and is seeing Jon Snow, then Jon is the Azor Ahai she’s looking for”. And the gag with this is Mel’s entire purpose, her existence, is to find Azor Ahai. But she completely misidentifies him so when she encounters the real deal, she’s in far too deep to make the obvious and necessary pivot. And it’s even funnier (and I think that’s what GRRM is going for) when there’s nothing special about Mel’s chosen hero Stannis, but there’s a lot that is special about the one she’s ignoring: Jon. Mel literally tells Jon “you’re a super special magic boy let’s make babies because of how super special you are, and these babies will be even more powerful than the ones I made with Stannis” but at the same time being like “yeah mr not-that-special Stannis is totally the guy I’m looking for”.

Plus, Mel’s “only Snow” is quite literally reaffirmed in Jon XII when he dreams himself atop the wall, armored in ice, and wielding LIGHTBRINGER. This isn’t some ordinary flaming sword. This sword burns “red in his fist”, which literally equates it to “the red sword of heroes” - Azor Ahai’s sword. Not only that but Mel’s ptwp is definitely going to be reborn. She has visions about a grey girl on a dying horse WHICH IS TRUE!! What’s not true is this girl being Arya. It’s Alys Karstark. She then has visions about daggers in the dark, which again happens!! Read the last few pages of Jon XIII ADWD. The one that hasn’t come yet but will (based on Jon XIII) is a “promised prince born amidst salt and smoke”. There’s a reason why GRRM included these things in the narrative. And there’s a reason why they happen sequentially. So unless Winds comes out and GRRM is like sike forget that ever happened, it’s pretty safe to assume that Jon is Azor Ahai.

#when did jon as aa become sacrilege I wonder #I’m NOT saying he’s the only one because dany literally woke dragons from stone so she fulfills it too #but it’s not right to discount him either when it’s grrm’s narrative voice saying: here’s jon snow he’s azor ahai #not other characters saying it - BUT THE AUTHOR’S VOICE #that has to mean something #sorry had to rant a lil lmao #asoiaf #jon snow #valyrianscrolls #we should ban asoiaf tiktok istg

[why-the-heck-not]

writes with python ”ugh I wanna write javascript” -> writes with javascript ”ugh I wanna write c++” -> writes with c++ ”I have made a horrible mistake”

#i’m trying to not start that one C++ course that haunts me #ever since I first signed uo for it last january but dropped it in february bc one (1) task took me a month #and by month I mean like I was at it basically everyday #and it has 100 of those #(it’s like leetcode things but with C++ (I’ve done 2 courses like that but with Python so thought I’d do it quick bc the only difference is #the language)) #granted I had 0 knowledge of C++ before that so like hm #did sign up now for an entrylevel C++ course bc istg I’ll finish that course someday it’s in my mind constantly #(currently am writing with javascript and I’m getting bored) #(and I want that C++ course to start already but like it’s good it hasn’t yet bc got lots of other stuff as well) #codeblr #2024 #february 2024

[fully-caulked-wagon]

I fucking despise gen alpha slang dude, you don't even understand.

#so now sanji does too cause fuck you #also my internet was being weird for a while and i couldn't get tumblr to let me upload these images for the life of me so i'm a day late #been a good long while since my last doodles dudes lesgo #one piece #art #doodles #one piece doodles #zosan #very slightly #zoro #sanji #luffy #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #blackleg sanji #black foot sanji #zoro one piece #monkey d luffy #post timeskip #gen alpha slang #scratch that #tw: gen alpha slang #that's better #tiktok has done a fucking number on people man istg #shitpost #also sorry for inadvertently calling Luffy gen alpha #i don't mean it i swear