Sage- I think Fade is concussed.
Neon- Quick, ask her something
Sage- Fade, when is the last time you slept?
Neon- No, something she knows
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The moment I read breach saying “Jolteon I choose you!” I immediately thought of the yu gi oh arm thing connected to his cybernetics.
Dialogue credit goes to @hvstias
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 720
Wanda: “I am being so brave today”
Agatha: “Why? It’s not like you fought anyone or mastered a new incantation?”
Y/N: “Yeah! What exhalts your bravery above ours?”
Wanda: “My tummy hurts and I’m being so brave about it”
Agatha: “What the fu-“
Y/N, applauding: “-oh you’re so right!”
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bisexual
raze: what’s the word for when your hands are bisexual
killjoy: do you mean ambidextrous
raze: i’m in love with u
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It could be worse, Bunny! Instead of working together we could be facing off! Or maybe you'd prefer that...
Jack Frost when he needs to team up with Bunnymund
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“They're not intimidating, they're stupid. Big difference.”
— Donnie, about the Kraang
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waitress: are you two a couple?
neon: n-
jett: why? any discount?
waitress: yeah, ten percent off desert
jett: *puts her arm around her*
jett and neon in union: yes. yes, we are
*camera cuts to a scowling fade and a cackling raze in the background*
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Jacks : Die.
Evangeline: Please don't die!
Jacks : DIE!
Evangeline: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
LaLa, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Chaos, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Evangeline wants Jacks to accept it as their kid.
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Phoenix- I really like this whole "good guy, bad guy" act you two have going on
Reyna- It's not an act. It's just that I'm mean and Sage isn't
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Dialogue credit goes to @hvstias as usual
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Harry: [as he and Ron are being crushed in the flying Ford Anglia by the Whomping Willow] Imagine if we died right now... So funny.
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