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magnolix · 1 year

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Rengoku: *in a pitch black room* Y/n! Where are you? I can't see you!

Mitsuri: I got this *takes a deep breath* SWEET CAROLINE!

Y/n: *faintly in the distance* BAP BAP BAA

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luxthestrange · 4 months

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KNY Incorrect quotes#89...where did you get them?

Mitsu: Y/n!Obanai!, I feel like we aren’t so close anymore, so I got us matching bracelets!

Y/n: oh, that’s actually kinda nice-

Oba*Happy Mitsuri has a gift for him*...

Mitsu *snaps on handcuffs on one of their wrists to her's, smiling proudly*

Y/n & Obanai:…

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inumakkin · 1 year

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These are much easier to make than drawing

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 months

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Rengoku: This fruit salad is fruitier than Tengen! Delicious!

Tengen: What now?

Mitsuri: He said you’re fruity.

Tengen: I am not gay!

Shinobu: Not denying bisexuality, I see.

Tengen: I hate this family, I’m going home to my wives!

Sanemi: Why? So they can bully you too?

Tengen: They do not!

Obanai: Then why does Hinatsuru call you Bi-gen?

Giyu: I’ve heard Makio call you a bottom.

Muichiro: Suma sent a crow. She says you’re bi.

Tengen: …

Tengen: Screw this, I’m becoming a demon.

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myreygn · 11 months

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Obanai: Mitsuri made me care about stupid things.

Sanemi: Like what?

Obanai: Family. Humanity. My well being.

Mitsuri: Don't forget Tomioka!

Obanai, gagging: Tomioka.

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twisted-dork · 1 month

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One Piece Obamitsu!Reader Au #3 When Sanji met ObaMitsu!Reader

ObaMitsu!Reader meeting up with the crew after checking storage on the ship*

ObaMitsu!Reader: Is everyone alright~

Usopp:…

Nami:...

Luffy: ALL GOOD N/N

*Sanji with heart eyes*: ARE YOU A PRINCESSES? SUPERMODEL? -SEA GODDESS? OR D ALL OF THE ABOVE?!-

*ObaMitsu!Reader chuckles at his comment, looking at his eyes*: Aren’t you sweet~

*Sanji flushed under the collar and looks at the male crew members*

Sanji: Ok you guys get out of here...so me and beautiful gorgeous can live happily ever after-

Zoro: Oi sh*tty cook they’re the first mate. Plus you seem too old for her

*Annoyed Sanji*: WHAT DID YOU SAY MOSS HEAD WHY I OUGHT TO—

*Cue Sanji and Zoro fighting*

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sarcastic-kaz · 1 month

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giyuu, looking at mitsuri's hair from behind: like nee-san's hairstyle... obanai: is he fucking staring at her ass

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midnightwriter21 · 1 year

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demon slayer incorrect quotes pt 2

Zenitsu: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Tanjiro: Zenitsu, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Zanitsu: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Inosuke: ...It was a bug.

Zenitsu: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Inosuke: ...

Tanjiro: ...

Zenitsu: Stop looking at me like that! ---------------------------------------------------- Tengen: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Obanai: I'm a knife.

Mitsuri, from across the room: They're the little spoon. ---------------------------------------------------- Tanjiro: While I'm gone, you're in charge Inosuke.

Inosuke: Yes!

Tanjiro, whispering to Zenitsu: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.

Zenitsu: Obviously. ---------------------------------------------------- Mitsuri: What’s it like being tall?

Mitsuri: Is it nice?

Mitsuri: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Tengen: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Shinobu: It was one time!

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demonteabags · 11 months

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Mitsuri: Nezuko is so cute! I love her so much!

Iguro: I’m cute too. Love me.

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autisticzenitsu · 3 months

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Mitsuri: How petty can you get? Obanai: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument that I was wrong about.

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lesbianasfuckwomen · 6 months

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Uzui: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has way less space to be bottled up in.

Sanemi: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Rengoku: Spiders!

Mitsuri: Wasps.

Giyuu: Shinobu.

Obanai: Can't-Decide-On-A-Hatori has a point.

Shinobu: Fuck you all.

#kny #demon slayer #tengen uzui #sanemi shinaguzawa #rengoku kyojuro #mitsuri kanroji #giyuu tomioka #obanai iguro #shinobu kocho #he has a point #kny incorrect quotes

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skullywullypully · 10 months

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Tanjiro: What kind of girl do you prefer? Obanai: My wife.(Mitsuri) Tanjiro: *to Shinobu* What kind of girl do you like? Shinobu: Uh... Shinobu: Obanai's wife.

#obashinomitsu #shinobu kochou #obanai iguro #mitsuri kanroji #shinomitsu #obamitsu #demon slayer #not my quote #kny #demon slayer incorrect quotes #source: the beatles

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luxthestrange · 10 months

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KNY Incorrect quotes#30 Natural causes

Uzui: You killed him!?

Hashira!Y/n: He died of natural causes~

Uzui: You call dying from a knife to the neck “natural causes?”

Obanai: Obviously, Dying when you’re stabbed in the neck is the most natural thing in the world

Hashira!Y/n: It would have been really unnatural if he’d survived

Uzui: WHY DID YOU TWO EVEN KILLED HIS MAN!?

Hashira!Y/n & Obanai: He was Mitsu's Ex ratty broad egg-looking shinny ex-fiance...

Uzui*Looks at the corpse*...

Uzui:...YOU BITCH!?!*Screams at the corpse*DAMMIT NOW I MISSED MY CHANCE TO KILL HIM-*Check his pulse and sighs in relief*...Good he still alive... lets's call the whole gang...they should get a chance to beat his unflamboyant ass