Reggie: There’s a message in my alphabet cereal!
Luke: What does it say?
Reggie: Ooooooo
Alex: Those are cheerios
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in 1995
alex: only death can stop my anxiety.
in 2020:
alex: well, fuck.
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Reggie: Good night Luke! I love you!
Luke: I love you more Reg!
Reggie:
Luke:
Reggie: We love you too, Alex
Alex, sharing a room with them: Thanks guys, I was honestly feeling a little left out
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Willie: Who traumatized you?
Alex: Do you want a list?
Willie:
Willie, with his sleeves rolled up: Yeah, actually
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Luke - You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Alex - Those are missing posters.
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Julie: *Screams*
Luke: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Reggie: Should we do something?!
Alex, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Luke: *telling Julie about a gig the guys played back in the 90’s* It was crazy
Julie, remembering the time he misspoke and called the Grinch the Grink: Was the Grink there?
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Rhonda: So how did you die?
Reggie: Oh, we had bad street dogs.
Charley: Well, that’s a new one.
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Reggie: My parents always said that if everyone jumped off a cliff, I should too.
Alex: Your parents said that?
Reggie: They were not very nurturing people.
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Julie’s instagram: *a picture of luke*
Julie: My boyfriend. Thoughts?
Alex: And prayers 🙏
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Alex: Hey, look guys! I bought a hoodie for me today!
Luke, Julie, Reggie, Willie: For us.
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alex: ugh, this party’s dead
reggie: so are we!
alex:
alex:
luke: he has a point
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Alex: *taking a free sample for a second time* I am a robber and a fraud
Reggie: *eating his twentieth free sample* And don’t forget incredibly morally corrupt
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Alex: I'll see a man with long hair and remember I'm not above temptations of the flesh
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