Alex: I’m your big brother, I should be able to protect you.
Reggie: You know you’re the youngest amongst the three of us, right?
Alex: Not mentally
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*1995 pre-hotdogs of doom*
Alex: “Guys, if I died would you miss me?”
Luke: “It’s really funny how you think death might get you out of this friendship.”
*2020- after a few ghost-ified months*
Alex: *remembering some things* “Huh.”
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Reggie: Good night Luke! I love you!
Luke: I love you more Reg!
Reggie:
Luke:
Reggie: We love you too, Alex
Alex, sharing a room with them: Thanks guys, I was honestly feeling a little left out
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Willie: Who traumatized you?
Alex: Do you want a list?
Willie:
Willie, with his sleeves rolled up: Yeah, actually
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Luke - You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Alex - Those are missing posters.
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Eddie: I've always been a little anxious
Eddie: Then I died
Eddie: Which did not calm me down
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Julie: *Screams*
Luke: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Reggie: Should we do something?!
Alex, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Nie Huaisang: I have been crying for 25 years! How is that possible?
Wei Wuxian: You are a very emotional person.
Nie Huaisang: I am not!
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Julie’s instagram: *a picture of luke*
Julie: My boyfriend. Thoughts?
Alex: And prayers 🙏
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Bree to Alice: If you get scared you can always hide behind me.
Bree: I’ll be hiding behind Sel.
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Alex: Hey, look guys! I bought a hoodie for me today!
Luke, Julie, Reggie, Willie: For us.
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Luke: “Take that everyone who said we were gonna die young and unaccomplished!”
Julie: “Luke, you all did die young and unaccomplished!”
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Alex: *taking a free sample for a second time* I am a robber and a fraud
Reggie: *eating his twentieth free sample* And don’t forget incredibly morally corrupt
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Alex: I'll see a man with long hair and remember I'm not above temptations of the flesh
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Julie - Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Luke - You stab me, and when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house.
Reggie - You stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Luke - Good thinking.
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