Julie - Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Luke - You stab me, and when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house.
Reggie - You stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.
Luke - Good thinking.
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Luke: Dude it's dark in here
Reggie: Don't worry man I got this
Reggie: *Stomps his feet, skechers light up*
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Julie: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever tells you to shut the fuck up
Luke:
Julie:
Luke:
Julie:
Luke: You think I’m cute?
Julie: Shut the fuck up
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Nie Huaisang: I have been crying for 25 years! How is that possible?
Wei Wuxian: You are a very emotional person.
Nie Huaisang: I am not!
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Julie’s instagram: *a picture of luke*
Julie: My boyfriend. Thoughts?
Alex: And prayers 🙏
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in 1995
alex: only death can stop my anxiety.
in 2020:
alex: well, fuck.
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Bree to Alice: If you get scared you can always hide behind me.
Bree: I’ll be hiding behind Sel.
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Ava: I've always been a little anxious.
Ava: Then I died.
Ava: Which did not calm me down.
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Sally: *during a soccer match* You're toast!
Julie: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?
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Carrie, after meeting the boys: so, who's the smart one?
Reggie: it's me.
Luke: sure you are, sweety. (Thinks he's the smart one)
Alex: sure you are, sweety. (Thinks he's the smart one.)
Julie: Sure you are, sweety. (Thinks she's the smart one.)
Flynn, whispering to Carrie: they're all different breeds of dumbass.
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Luke - You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Alex - Those are missing posters.
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Flynn: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Reggie's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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*1995 pre-hotdogs of doom*
Alex: “Guys, if I died would you miss me?”
Luke: “It’s really funny how you think death might get you out of this friendship.”
*2020- after a few ghost-ified months*
Alex: *remembering some things* “Huh.”
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Yelena: I was crying for three hours and none of you offered me a hug!
Alexei: Alright, bring it in.
Yelena: Don’t fucking touch me!
Melina, under her breath: This is why nobody hugs you.
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Wei Wuxian: *clears his throat* Girls, am I right?
Jiang Cheng: Yeah.
Lan Wangji: No.
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