#incorrect darksiders quotes

[incorrect-darksiders]

Strife, struggling to stand upright in the 1 inch heels he stole from Fury: Yeah, I don’t really think heels are for me…

Fury, walking flawlessly in 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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[corvusalbus93]

Death: We need to have a talk about your professionalism.

Strife(standing on top of a table with War, Fury and Dust): Those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava.

#darksiders #incorrect darksiders quotes #darksiders strife #darksiders death #I'd love to see this drawn

[hannah-the-red-head]

Lilith: Oh my Lucifer, Death please explain to me why your human parasite is wearing such a gaudy outfit to such a high profile occasion! I wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing!

Hannah: *deadpanned* You’d have to dead six months to even fit into it.

Death: *snorts*

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[headcanonthings]

Cody: You lied about being fucked up and evil? Sith!Obi-Wan: I actually believe in love, hope, and kindness. I try every day to be a little better than I was yesterday Cody:... Sith!Obi-Wan:...Now I'm off to kill Chancellor Palpatine!

#obi just casually walking into palpatine's office and beheading him #then providing all the evidence to prove he was darth sidious and helping end the war #i love how most sith!obi stories usually have him still working for the betterment of the galaxy #he might use the darkside now but he's still going to protect anakin #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #star wars clone wars #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #sith obi wan #codywan #chancellor palpatine #darth sidious

[imagine-darksiders]

Strife: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Y/n?

Death: YOU WHAT!?

Strife: Damn, so it wasn't that...

#darksiders #incorrect quotes #strife #darksiders genesis #memes

[waterfire1848]

Hero: Look! Some idiot’s facing Darkside alone!

Diana to Clark: Oh, please tell that’s not our idiot.

#incorrect quotes #source: ice age #darkside #Bruce wayne #batman #diana prince #Wonder Woman #clark kent #superman #kal el #wonderbat #superbat #superwonder #superwonderbat

[snugg-slugg]

I’ve been drawing these losers laying down a lot for some reason.

Thank you to the ever so creative @incorrect-darkside-detective for this prompt! I always see their posts and want to draw them, but I could never find the time :( Og post below!

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[starchasers-sunseekers]

Regulus Black would listen to grandson. No I do not take criticism

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[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Dooley: I'm on top of the world.

Raxa: You're just sitting in Francis's lap.

Dooley: Francis is my world.

McQueen: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me.

#The Darkside Detective #Darkside Detective #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Unknown #McDooley #Francis McQueen #Detective McQueen #Patrick Dooley #Officer Dooley #Raxa Pareksh

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Don´t let Anakin bite you...

Depa: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in the jedi yearbook. Aayla: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Anakin: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

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[yourfavoritehorseman]

Y/n: Are we gonna be okay?

Strife: No. You're in a relationship with me. Nothing is going to be okay.

#incorrect quote #iron man #I can't remember exactly which iron man movie #maybe 3? #remembered it and thought it fit my boy #darksiders #strife #y/n #I think he can but soft #but he's also not one to lie #he is who he is #and we stan

[incorrect-darksiders]

War: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Strife?

Strife: Yeah, in the face. Why?

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[corvusalbus93]

Samael: Your trauma made you stronger.

Strife: It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though.

#darksiders #darksiders genesis #darksiders strife #darksiders samael #incorrect darksiders quotes

[incorrectringsofpower]

Bronwyn: You know those things will kill you, right?

Elendil, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Gil-galad, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Nori: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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[headcanonthings]

Random Darksider: I have come to take you. Ahsoka, pulling out her comm: Hang on, let me ask my Master first. Random Darksider: What are you-? Ahsoka: He said he's coming over in five minutes. He's also bringing Kenobi. You should probably leave if you still value your life.

#the disaster lineage is many things and overprotective is one of them #the darksider should just be glad they're not bringing the clones too #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #ahsoka tanno #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi

[imagine-darksiders]

Y/n: Strife, are you drunk?

Strife [drunk] Nope.

Y/n: Say the alphabet, starting with the letter 'M.'

Strife:

Strife: Malphabet.

Y/n: Get out of my room.

#Darksiders #darksiders genesis #incorrect quotes #Strife #reader