#immortal romantics

[rambleonwithrosie]

#the romantics #romantic movement #romantic poetry #romantic era #lord byron #john keats #percy bysshe shelley #shelley #keats #byron #immortal romantics #adonais #poets #romantic poets

[hansoeii]

every hundred years.

#they have me in a chokehold #they rlly have THE most romantic storyline #the common man and the immortal #their dynamic drives me insane #HOB OPENED HIS OWN DAMN PUB JUST SO HE COULD MEET MORPHEUS AGAIN EVEN THO HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IF HED EVER SHOW UP AGAIN #godddddddddd #anyways matthew is yelling at them to just hodl hands already cos he cant deal with the pining anymore #the sandman #sandman #the sandman fanart #sandman fanart #morpheus #hob gadling #dreamling #dreamling fanart #my art #digital art

[i-put-the-ayyy-in-asexual]

How many times will Neil Gaiman create an immortal queer-platonic-partnership, bc idk how many more I can take

#dead boy detectives #good omens #sandman #ineffable husbands #dreamling #I think that’s the tag #I’m going BANANAS over this show holy shit #I have one desire in media and it’s immortal beings being devoted to one another #make them not platonic not romantic but the secret third option??? #HOW AM I MEANT TO BE CHILL ABOUT THSI??

[petaltexturedskies]

L.M. Montgomery, Anne's House of Dreams (1917)

#typography #typographyedit #l.m. montgomery #anne’s house of dreams #her love for romantic was immortal

[callmegaith]

His most loyal

Owl and Crow (and they are husbands)

#rusty lake #jakob eilander #aldous vanderboom #Mr Owl #Mr Crow #ship: Evil Bird Husbands #ah my other favorite ship in RL #I love them sm #can you grow old together with someone if ur both immortal #I mean u grow old just forever #romantic! #now THIS is the real old man yaoi

[leek-inherent]

I love Ten and Juice <3 they are literally best friends forever <3

The fact that they spent thousands of years just hanging out is so important to me. This line made me laugh because they are the most married space probes to ever exist.

#17776 #20020 #my art #ten 17776 #juice 17776 #what football will look like in the future #just to clarify: I do not ship them romantically I’m just insane about their relationship as depicted in canon #they are literally immortal space probes who watch football together #ten spent a whole month telling juice that she was 4399696005807 miles from the sun (now it’s 4399696005849. now it’s 439969005889. now it- #they are so silly ! #anyway I may draw nine again sorry for not including them in this one

[tswwwit]

I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.

It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!

No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.

A henchmen.

(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).

#answers #I can't help but picture demon dipper starting out all like #I'm Bad 😡 I'm Mean 😡 I'm Evil As Heck!! 😡 #And still having a HUGE hatred for things that are Unfair or Unjust. One time he saved a kitten from a tree and got embarrassed about it #Eventually he just has to give into his nature and speak up about all the BULLSHIT he sees going on around him #Sorry Dippin' Dots even the society that 'raised' you can't prevent you from your do-gooder ways #Don't worry Bill loves you for the stupid idiot you are #Everyone is completely BAFFLED by Bill acting like a friggin' henchman though #I bet they don't even peg it as romantic interest at first. Dipper sure doesn't #He's thinking this is some Grand Scheme to convince him back into the evil fold #And to be fair Bill's very tempting in that respect. But not leaning as hard into it as he *could* be #Maybe he thinks Bill's trying to 'mentor' him for something. Seems like the kind of thing Bill would imply and let Dipper fill in the gaps #They're technically not the same SPECIES since Dipper's probably some human-shaped 'demon' #And Bill's originally from a two-dimensional weird universe. Technically speaking he's His Own Thing #Aside from whatever refugees escaped that plane. If any. #Demon covers a LOT of different beings that don't have much or any genetics in common #But you KNOW Bill's thrilled as hell that Dipper's Slightly More Immortal than usual!! This one's gonna last a WHILE #*slams fist on table* Give Dipper A Tail With A Tuft That Bill Can Pull To Be Annoying #Final thought: In this incarnation Bill might have been wondering where the hell Dipper got to since there's no human around #Given a long enough time he might even wonder if he was LOST #So you know that when Dipper reemerges on the scene everyone else was dealing with a VERY unhappy Bill Cipher for QUITE a while

[fortunatelyenchantingtaco]

Satoru: no but like imagine how romantic eating another person can be? Like your souls are together forever

Sukuna, flirting: you want to try, Six Eyes?

Satoru, also flirting: I bet I taste so sweet you wont taste anything better!

Suguru and Shoko in the background: what the actual fuck

#jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #sukuna #shoko ieiri #tw: cannibalism #sponsored by final fantasy 14 #shiva is so brave #first dragonfucker in the canonverse and because she might die one day and dragons are immortal (and fucking aliens) #she asked him to eat her so that they will always be together #and they actually are cause he technically is still together with her soul #so idk man #sounds romantic #this is alternative to gojo becoming a curse and suguru eating him #i just think suguru isnt that insane to joke about that shit #meanwhile sukuna and gojo are only halfway joking #sukugo #jjk incorrect quotes

[lesbiannieism]

THIS!!!!!!!!!

#this is everything #they are everything to me #most romantic thing i’ve ever read in my life #also gayyyyyyy #destique is about to become my new religion yall #also im falling fast and hard back into x men so get ready for that #raven darkholme #mystique #irene adler #destiny #destique #mystique x destiny #x men #x-men #x men comics #immortal x men #immortal x men 8

[wispforever]

possess

#naruto #kakuhida #hidakaku #hidan #kakuzu #every time i color something i say i'll never color again and every time i wade through an ocean of suffering to get here #coloring my beloathed #anywho something something they both are protective and possessive of one another #and they show it in semi aggressive ways to keep the themselves safe from all the pain that comes from getting overtly close to someone #but they both know how the other loves #relies on #and worries about them #something something they're immortal but they want a death in each other #if I have to die let it be you who kills me #romantic homicide #instead of saying I love you lets fight and hurt each other inthe ways we've given each other permission to #this is how we show our love #I'm normal #this is a normal blog #cw choking

[yuusishi]

imagine Malleus with a reader that's also immortal but hasn't told Mal yet, but the way Mal finds out is because Reader accidentally slipped up and said something like "oh yeah I remember 100 years ago I-" and Mal's like "wait, how long ago??"

#[ishitalks] #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #malleus draconia x reader #immortal besties #or lovers #how romantic would that be crying emoji

[ournextdoorneighbor]

nicky’s morning routine

#the old guard #the old guard art #nicky #joe #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #kaysanova #immortal husbands #glad to have my ipad so close to my bed #that quote as much as i like watching you sleep im glad youre awake <3 #what a romantic #ournextdoorneighbor art

[alienwritestoo]

Philza Minecraft is a wizard who accidentally became immortal after meditating too hard.

Missa Sinfonia is an engineering student who got turned into an vampire after going to his first (and only) frat party.

Decades later, they bump into each other at the bar Forever Anonymous.

------

"So you... don't want to be immortal?" Philza eyes his drinking partner.

"Hell no," Missa scoffs. "I have to get my engineering degree again." He puts his head in his hands. "I chose the wrong career for being a vampire, man."

"Oh thank god." The blond wizard relaxes. "I thought I was the only one who hates immortality, mate." He puts on his hat. "Say, I've been researching a way to reverse it. Want to join me?"

The dark haired vampire clasps his hand desperately. "Please!"

------

Years pass in their pursuit to reclaim their mortality. Missa makes himself helpful to the cause- "It's okay to take a break Philza, have some enchiladas so I can live vicariously through you!"- and fashions them in the mortal regalia of the decade as time slips through their fingers like quicksand. He keeps them to a schedule of new names, new jobs, and new towns so nothing inconvenient props up once they've figured out the cure.

They take a small detour for Philza to conquer Antarctica for a couple of decades, but it was well worth it for the penguins. And it helps that there's never much sunlight during the times of year they're there, and the vampire can't really feel cold. It becomes Missa's favorite vacation destination.

Returning to their home in not-Antarctica is less exciting for a vampire who can't be in the sunlight.

"Are we there yet?" Missa complains as he sits at their normal kitchen table, eying Philza's sandwich mournfully as it sits untouched and unappreciated.

"Not yet." Philza smashes golden applies into a blender hooked up to an absurd amount of redstone circuits behind the wall. His eyes glow purple as he waves his wand, mummering an incantation as the machine screeches impassively. "Maybe this will work?"

Missa drops his head and sighs. Being an immortal vampire can be very, very boring. Maybe he should visit the penguins and see his Great, Great, Great Grandchicks.

------

Philza sighs as he rolls into bed. He waits for ten minutes before slipping into Missa's room and pretending to be really, really cold.

"No problemo, Philza," Missa says as he opens his cold arms wide. "I'll warm you up." He teases with a quirk to his lips.

The wizard sinks gratefully into the cool skinned embrace of his vampiric companion. A couple of decades ago, his face would be turned carefully away in embarrassment while spending time internally combating a sexuality crisis, but the immortal has long realized that labels are bullshit and he can ask for a hug if he wants one, dammit.

"What's on your mind?" The cold-skinned vampire asks him, seeing right through his bullshit.

"Forever told me he's in love with me." Philza confesses softly as he lies prone in Missa's embrace. "But he's not actually, because I remind him of his old partner from when he was mortal. Same hair, eyes, taste in clothing-" His chest grows tense. "I saw the pictures. Which I know it's really sad that Forever's life partner was mortal and gone, but I hate that it means I'm being seen as an imitation of someone else instead of the person I am. And it's not like I reciprocate his feelings-" He glances up at Missa. "But I wish we were at least friends, you know?"

Missa huffs. "He's a pendejo, Philza. We should going to his terrible bar."

"We did meet there." Philza reminds him, both amused and pleased by his partner's defensiveness on his behalf.

"We'll go to other bars!" Missa counters irritably.

"There aren't any other immortal bars, Missa." Philza points out logically.

"Well, he has to pay somehow." Missa's grip tightens in anger with vampiric strength, before he remembers himself and loosens his hold. "I'm not letting him get away with treating you like a convenient replacement for a ghost. It's rude, man!"

"We'll think of something." Philza placates with a suppressed smile. "Let's sleep on it. Okay?"

Missa hurumps and settles down to meditate. "Only if we think of something better. Otherwise, you know I'll burn that place down, Philza."

They both drift into unconsciousness and wake later with revenge in mind.

------

The strange pair walks into the latest government's registration office right before close in winter. They complete an absurd of paperwork and giggle as they walk out.

A few weeks later, they receive marriage certifications in the mail and proudly display them above a picture of a sulking Forever.

When their friends ask why, Missa starts to theatrically sob and accuse them of not believing in true love. Philza, without an ounce of shame, always just laughs.

They both refuse to elaborate.

------

"Ta da!" Missa jazz hands as he slides into view. "I found us a son!"

Philza blinks as he stands in the foyer of their home, looking down at the dragon hatchling stabbing him in the leg with a wooden sword. "A what now?"

The child is wearing a duck floatie. They don't own a pool. He has never been more confused in his life.

Philza accepts he has a son minutes later after listening to a peacefully dull, ordinary tale that makes him relax about the decision his husband made. Something about an adoption center ran by polar bears, a "Federation" kidnapping them at some point, inconsequential stuff. They could absolutely raise this child with no worries whatsoever.

He corrects the child's form. "Now this is the way to stab someone, mate." The child chuffs happily and proceeds to stab him a bit better than last time. The immortal wizard looks up at his husband. "What's his name again?"

"Chayanne!" The vampire' grin drops at the murder in Philza's eyes.

"I thought I said that name is banned in this house!" Philza yelled, chasing him around the house with his son's wooden sword. "No cheating!"

"I'm sorry!" Missa wailed before getting thwacked. "Its a good name!"

The name inevitably sticks after the dragon hatchling refuses to answer to anything else. The immortal family of two swiftly, and spiritedly, becomes three.

------

"How did we meet again?" Missa asks his husband as they curl up around the fireplace.

"Oh that?" Philza hums considerably. "I think we were at Forever's bar and bonded over something we both really, really hated. Can't remember what it was, though."

Missa gasps. "Wait, I know!"

"What was it?"

"Engineering." The vampire says gravely.

"No wonder mate." Philza groans. "Not worth relearning how things actually work every decade."

"I know, right?" Missa says, sitting up as he becomes more passionate. "I'm so glad I switched careers to creating destruction wherever I go and reaping mortal souls by drinking all their blood like a mortal Capri sun."

"That really is so much better, king." Philza agrees. "I think Chayanne would be perfect at that when he's older."

"He's 200 years old, cariño." Missa reminded him. "Our little huevo chose to fight God with Uncle Etolies, remember?"

"Oh yeah, I remember now." Philza lies. "I heard on the news, after the Capri Sun ad, which, I don't know how that company lasted so long-

Missa suspiciously smirks. All the employees are his minions.

"-That the sun's going to collide with the earth in the next five years."

"Can it be sooner than that? I can barely remember Forever, and he's got a name that we have to say all the time." Missa groans. "Immortality, forever, whatever man!"

"Yeah our memory's fucked." Philza chuckles.

The married immortals stare into the fireplace and hope they haven't forgotten anything important. They go to bed to meditate the night away.

"Shit shit shit!"Missa slaps Philza out of his trance, who rolls over in protest. "Get up, old man!" A bucket of water dumps over his head. And then lava, which tickles. "We forgot Chayanne's birthday!"

------

End of fic

#qsmp fanfiction #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #death duo #qsmp pissa #forever owns a bar for immortal people #i imply capri suns have been around for hundreds of years #queerplatonic #romantic or platonic #choose your fighter #etolies has a career in fighting gods #probably ooc #*shrugs* oh well I had fun

[kingofthecapybaras]

does anyone else get it. does anyone else see the vision

#like. 2 immortal guys whos perception of relationships is skewed by their immortality #and thus cant/dont feel romantic attraction the same way as others do #unless... its about each other😳 <- kind of a joke kind of a truth i am a foolhaloer i will not lie to you #qsmp foolish #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp #foolish gamers #badboyhalo #landduo #foolhalo

[xxcherrycherixx]

I have no caption, please just think its good 😭 my wrist is killing me and im so tired, its 4:30 am👁️👁️

I looked up flower language for this shit, featured flowers are: red rose, wolfsbane, white chrysanthemum, dianthus/carnation and ivy

( i will put a cheat sheet in the tags so you know what meanings im using instead of having to look it all up)

#ever after high #c.a cupid #blondie lockes #heartlockes #monster high #my art #mdni #tw blood #immortal blondie au #immortal blondie au is basically just my go to for some good angst 💀 #all the plants relate to things like death. immortality/mortality and love #chrysanthemums are funeral flowers. #wolfsbane is legit just really deadly so its given the meaning of death. lmao #the Dianthus caryophyllus/carnation is the flower of gods and deep red usually symbolises love #the dark red rose symbolises deep romantic love but the petals are falling symbolising the slow death of the relationship #the ivy represents immortality and fidelity. #if any of this shit is wrong: blame google. #im going to bed now because my eyes are burning

[carpe-noctem-bitchess]

if you paint us like pressed flowers, will watering the blooming golds really make a difference? for you don't paint love, paintings blossom into vivid petals, with sunflowers turning to their love, no you don't paint, your hands trace over the pressed greens, definitive and sure, as if fate itself guided your hands. so perhaps if you drew me as a lover, perhaps i would've sent the letters i wrote to you, perhaps i wouldn't have been such a cynic to your light, and now i sit and wonder whether you'll read the note addressed to you tomorrow, or when you're 30 and quiet? i painted you a bleeding heart, was it mine or was it yours i do not know, you drew me as a pretty, lulling turn, but i painted the way gold blends into your dark hair, the blue of your hands, the liner on your eyes, i painted you, and in a twisted way i suppose, that is my way of saying i would've been yours, if only the flowers we plucked weren't already pressed, if the flowers grew, through time and space. I'm sorry i painted you the way i imagined it would be like, meeting you for the first time tomorrow, i preserve the flower i wish i had allowed to grow.

#right person wrong time #dark academia #literature #spilled thoughts #writing #poem #poetry #reading #books #bookish #chaotic academia #romanticising #romantic academia #romanticism #romantique #spilled ink #no coz i immortalize you too much #i'm sorry