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weebsinstash · 2 years
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Came back to your blog after 3 months because i knew u would have some hot political takes. Was not disappointed.
Well I'm, I'm not trying to post about politics too much on this blog, because this blog is supposed to be a source of comfort, but like. This is. An extremely significant development for human rights in America. A really really massively horrible development because they're not just taking away abortion rights, they're using it as a precedent to go after gay marriage and other things next. Like for example? There's literally a sitting Republican US senator from Texas named James Cornyn and he literally, i shit you not, retweeted former president Obama talking about how we should undo laws preventing segregation next
Like this isn't even a fucking joke anymore. I can't even fathom it. That a sitting member of our government not only said something as disgustingly heinous as "yeah now that abortion isn't constitutionally protected we should do the separation of races next" but decided to say it by retweeting our former black president like ????? This country is actually going down in fucking flames right now???? We are actually descending into Christo-fascism while being told this is democracy in action???
Like even when I write things about abusive partners or reproductive abusers, that's still in the scope of fiction. We can all read it and consume it and sure, it might make some people uncomfortable, but we all know it's not real. But now in reality the country im living in is being taken captive by the deeply conservative religious far right and now, being forced to have babies even if it kills you is something politicians in my country are FIGHTING to do
Like. Jesus Christ. Did you know in 2019 Ohio tried to pass a bill where, in the case of an ectopic pregnancy, the doctor is ordered to reimplant the fetus into the womb or face "abortion murder charges". Like, literally, that is literally a surgery that does not exist and has never even been successfully attempted. We literally do not even have that science yet. It is literally impossible. But these psychotic fucks are so out of touch that you either listen to them or they throw you in jail
Oh and uh. It doesn't even end here? Have you guys heard that across the pond, the UK government is trying to overturn a law that is literally called the human rights act and. Reading everything that would be undone makes me physically sick. If that law is overturned, if you're chronically ill or disabled even just with autism the government can assign you a DNR without your consent? Just basically fucking say you don't deserve to live and KILL YOU? They're also going to rule on if police are obligated to protect your human rights, very similar to a case we had here in America, 2005 Castle Rock, where the Supreme Court decided that no, the police aren't obligated to protect you.
So yeah uh. I'm kinda of just honestly constantly depressed and panicking a lot and that's why I don't write a lot anymore. Like I WANT TO but. It's like I'm living in a nightmare.
Also last thing I want to say. Please for the love of God start doing research TODAY about the candidates for your state's primary elections coming up in August. I live in Minnesota which is basically THE ONLY STATE IN THE MIDWEST that is currently protecting abortion rights and the Republicans are already firing up their base to try and elect a new governor. Like I literally hear old men talking about taking back the house and the senate on the bus and i want to SOB
I just really, I'm fucking crying, I just really cannot BEG ENOUGH that we all get out to the polls because it keeps getting worse. The Republicans are trying to break your spirit and make you lose faith in voting and we CAN'T, we have to keep voting, it's the only power we have! We can't just watch them ruin our country and ruin our planet and ruin our future!
So yeah. Please start doing research if you're in the states and start researching who is running for governor, secretary of state, etcetera, because uh. The Republicans are probably going to take everything back including the next presidential election and. They're literally setting things up where they'll have the majority power for decades. The fact that the Supreme Court has become majority conservative is going to shape all of our laws for decades to come until some of them either die or be removed. I'm just scared. I dont think there's any coming back from this. I think our country is only going to get worse from here on out, and we're going to take the rest of the world down with us
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storiesofsvu · 1 year
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happy thursday fuckers... you know whats up
Here we go… backwards viewing. We starting with OC. Let’s see if I give two fuck about whats going on…
That therapist looked and sounded super familiar… where do I know him from? Was he fins rope guy? Brb…ugh… its not on imdb yet… *sigh*
Not me looking like a clown reading the opening credits of all THREE shows for guest stars waiting for my fave to pop back up…
I JUST realized that when I was TRYING to fucking watch the last episode on citytv the app/site kept glitching and freezing and I never finished it… that’s why I have NO idea whats going on LOLOL
This show would be so much better without Elliot… also If they gave Ayanna her wife back..
I literally like every detective on this show except for Elliot.
Jamie’s bomb. Also hot. 10/10 would bang
Welp. Okay. That felt over quick yet also took 5 hours to get through this damn episode.
Onto mothership;
Yeah fuck this guy… you’re in nyc… you’re gonna step in some shit. I want to punch you.
“morales” are you kidding me? Can we stop reusing names of recurring characters?? I get, diff show but still same universe.
I would prefer this show if it was just Mechad & Odelya… OH and Kate.
Completely unrelated; someone pls remind me to put together a grocery list/meal prep list of things super easy so I stop ordering fucking delivery. I need to get that shit together.
Mechad just *yelled* and I *felt things* jfc
What TF is senator paley doing here?! Where is keane to spit in his face. Get this man off my tv pls.
Ugh fuck this asshat. This is horrible. But also… we’ve done this storyline in older episodes… alex & casey have both gotten people out of ICE. Cmon sam… where was your paperwork…
OOF she brought her big balls to this… hello m’am
FUCK defence attorneys who attack the character of a prime witness just because they’re there illegally. Like, fuck off, you had her detained in the first place.
Wow okay, fucking heartbreaking ending, way to just hurt Sam.. baby.. is okay… I will cuddle you back to happiness.
FINALLY, okay here we go svu. Ive heard some interesting things about the ep… let’s see
I don’t know if I’m ready for this…
DID WE REALLY HAVE TO REVISIT THE ROLIVIA GOODBYE?!?! AS IF I HAVE NOT SOBBED OVER IT ENOUGH!??
DID SHE LEAVE THE FUCKING CHIPMUNK?? WTF?? IVE HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT IT FOR YEARS
Ugh…. The fin amanda dynamic was always such a fucking good one… I will miss them
Okay I d love that Duarte still watches out for/hangs out with muncy
Who… once again is wearing plaid… like the queer she is…
When is mcgrath gonna fucking meet his rotten end… I need him gone…
Oh THANK GOD noah doesn’t fully witness this?? I was so concerned.
Somehow… that wasn’t as bad as I expected it to be? And I KNOW this is probably leading up to other shit that certain fans really want to see, but like, can we give olivia a damn break please? *eyeroll*
Also it’s just plain pathetic to only have two detectives. Like… I know molly replaced kelli, but we really still need another one… OR make the ada a more prominent feature, add in huang/a shrink, the ME, make there be more of a larger rotating cast like s8/9….
Omg fin lololol
“you have a visitor…” andits FUCKING MCGRATH ugh what a way to make things worse…
Okay… m’am… you were doing so well this season, and now we’re back to the super breathy acting.. why…
Im glad they keep mentioning Phoebe, like, the writers haven’t forgotten about her so that’s a good sign.
Im SORRY. She keeps a SHOTGUN in an UNLOCKED closet?? WITH NOAH IN THE HOUSE?!?!
Anyone else super confused as to how her ribs aren’t broken? Or at least cracked? Like… it really seems like it..
Okay… her lingering on amanda’s empty desk is giving me s13 flashbacks, like, amanda would have reached out…. She’s literally married to someone olivia sees on a regular basis.
I’m hot for Duarte now and I fully blame @bulletproof for that….
Wait… I just saw a commercial for Chicago PD… I watched the new ep right before my l&o viewings… was Hank even in this week’s ep??
Omg muncy was so fucking excited to take off the blazer lolololol
Who TF is this guy… detective Bruno…. I swear I know him from somewhere
Oh… okay… he’s been on svu 5 times before… (as different characters… the one being the husband of the woman who accused Stone of assault)
This ep is meh. There’s too much fin and olivia and this new fuck I don’t care about, give me the characters I *want* to see pls.
Seriously… why must police always think that people know about their HALF siblings?!? People be whores… I didn’t know I had THREE half brothers til I was 14…
Overall… this was underwhelming.
I know it’s a three parter (I believe?) so like, there���s more coming, but like… underwhelming as a whole. I’m not even going to bother to gif any of it this week. Sorry not sorry besties.
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part 08/10 “a battle on coruscant”
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an: guys we’re getting into rots timeline im..... well im at a loss for words. sorry this part is a lil shorter, but there’s quite a bit of information in here, and also some choice statements that will mean a lot going forward. what will you catch??
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The Clone Wars seemed to be at its peak. Several weeks had passed since your rescue from Dooku’s flagship, and your training with the Jedi was put on hold since both Obi-Wan and Anakin were put back into action. Anakin was hailed as one of the greatest generals of the Grand Army of the Republic, whether that was something to be proud of or disheartened by, you were never too sure. Over these last few weeks you grew more and more uncertain with the things you say. Not only from the Council, but the Senate as well.
Be weary of who you trust.
The warning you were given what seemed like a millennium ago kept passing through your mind at the strangest of times. It could be when you were mediating, standing in on a briefing, or as Anakin’s fingers grazed across your skin. It was sudden and unyielding, but you didn’t want to worry him with such things.
Anakin Skywalker. After the night the two of you had it was as if you were inseparable, only being pulled away from one another if he was sent out on a mission, or if you were. How you came to lead a battalion under the 501st legion was still beyond you (you figured it was desperation from the Council), but it did occasionally happen. Mostly you were kept on world under the watchful eye of Master Windu, and served as a kind of protection team for the Chancellor. If not him, Obi-wan was the one you answered to the most.
This time was no different. A few days ago Obi-Wan and Anakin were sent to the outer territories to Yerbana because of the large Separatists hold on the planet. You were stationed here with Master Corobb to protect the Chancellor once again. You found yourself looking out the window of your apartment watching the air traffic speed by. You closed your eyes as your mind drifted the one person you wished was here the most. That’s when you felt a warmth spread over your cheek, as if he were there with you right now.
Your connection with Anakin was stronger than ever. It was only amplified the more time you spent in your shared quarters (though no one would ever know he too spent his nights here under your sheets). He was thinking of you too, and you wished there was enough time to contact him before your captain arrived. Just at the thought of it your door chimed to signal his arrival, and you gently placed a hand over your cheek, knowing he would feel your hand over his.
You turned to your door and grabbed your robe from the chair before the door could open to reveal none other than Fives himself. He held his helmet to the side of his hip and gave you a nod as you stepped beside him, and you proceeded to walk side by side the Clone trooper.
“So captain,” you greeted, which earned a grumble from your side. “How are the men doing?”
“They’re itching to get off this planet,” he replied and you smiled. “We got word that the siege of Yerbana was a success.”
“That’s great,” you said, relief filling your heart. “Once the rest of the legion returns, I’m sure they’ll see action again.”
“That’s what they’re hoping for,” Fives said as you both neared the transport to the Senate building.
“And what are you hoping for?” You asked him as you grabbed hold of a bar to hold yourself up as the transport sped through the city.
“I’d like to captain a little longer, General,” he said. You shook your head.
“Who would’ve thought all those months ago that this is where we would be?” You thought out loud. Maybe it was more to yourself. You didn’t truly believe these last few months.
The transport came to a stop outside the Senate, just like every day since Anakin’s departure. Fives was the first off followed by you, and you watched as he placed his helmet back on his head and turned to you with a thought.
“I knew when you got us all out of that cave, General,” he said. You gaped at him a bit before offering him a smile. Fives nodded at you before heading over to a group of troopers waiting for his command. With a deep breath you started into the Senate and headed for the Chancellor’s chambers. It was an all too familiar walk, up staircases and then up a turbolift. You nodded at the few Senators who greeted you, and ignored the weight of your lightsaber on your hip.
Once the lift opened you were met with the sight of Masters Corobb speaking with the two guards that always stood outside his excellencies chambers. Always dressed in red, the sight of them made you feel uneasy, but you chose to ignore how their looks made you feel and made your way down the hallway.
“Master Corobb,” you greeted with a slight bow of the head. He nodded back at you and pulled you away from the guards to say something to you in private. Or as private as this hallway could be.
“Have you heard?” He asked, and you raised a brow at him.
“I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean-”
“The Separatists have outranked us in numbers,” he whispered, glancing back at the guard before he spoke again. “Their fleets have come out of nowhere.”
You had grown accustomed to Master Corobb’s shall we say conspiracy theories. You had heard it all from space being an imaginative state to this war being a fabric of misconception. At times you wondered how he had gotten this far with the Jedi, surely his insights would have warranted dismissal or removal. But you felt too terrible to disregard his words, instead you were saved by the beep of your comm puck.
“I’m so sorry,” you said as you pulled the device from your pocket. “It’s Master Kenobi.”
Master Corobb waved you off and you walked further back towards the turbo lift before laing the comm puck in your palm, and from it Obi-Wan appeared in a transmission.
“Master Kenobi,” you greeted, though his state of distress made you raise a brow. “I heard Yerbana was a success.”
“Anakin had an insightful plan under his sleeve,” Obi-Wan stated and you suppressed your smile. “We’ve been rerouted to Mandalore for an. . Unforeseen meeting.”
You raised a brow at him, “I don’t follow, Master.”
Obi-Wan sighed, and you noticed he lowered his voice a bit, “We received a transmission from his previous Padawan. There’s a lead on Maul.”
You blinked at his words, unsure of how to process it. You couldn’t hold your thoughts for long and shook your head, “Well isn’t that a good thing? The Council has been after Maul for quite some time.”
“That’s part of the reason I was contacting you,” he said. “Is the Council currently meeting? I can’t get through on their wave link.”
You shook your head, “No Master, they-”
Your sentence was cut off short when the building shook around you, like an earthquake. The windows rattled and lights flickered for a moment as you steadied your stance on the floor. You turned your attention back to the Chancellor’s chambers and watched as his guards entered the room.
“(Y/N),” Obi-wan’s voice called to you a number of times. You looked back to his transmission. “What’s going on?”
Your eyes went to the window as you stared out and up to the sky. There were a number of Separatists ships in the far distance, and explosions rained over the protective barrier the Defense Fleet was connected to above. You heard Obi-Wan call your name again when you saw what looked to be vulture droids start to enter the atmosphere.
“What is going on?” He voice called for you again.
“We’re under attack, I’m sorry-” You cut the transmission off and ran back towards the Chancellors chambers, the doors parting easily for you to enter. Inside the two red clad guards were engulfing the Chancellor from his seat, Master Corobb making his way back over to you.
“We must get him to the safehold,” he commanded you and you nodded, pulling your wrist up and activating your comm.
“Captain, we’re moving the accessory to-”
You were cut off mid sentence when the doors to the Chancellors chambers opened to reveal the culprit of these attacks. You had never seen him face to face, but the stories of General Grievous did him real unjustice. He sent a tingle down your spine as both you and Master Corobb pulled your lightsabers off your hips.
“I should have known that foul stench was you, Grievous,” the Jedi Master said. Grievous seemed unfazed, wearing what looked to be a cape around his neck. Master Corobb took a stance before the Chancellor, and his lightsaber ignited the room in a green hue. General Grievous took a couple of steps in, reaching beneath him for two lightsabers on his own.
“You’ll just be another one to add to my collection,” his raspy automated voice said, igniting a blue and lightsaber of his own. Master Corobb deflected Grievous’ first hit, but turned to you to tell you to get the Chancellor out of there.
You nodded and ushered the two guards out into the hallway, hearing the strikes of lightsabers behind you as you followed them down the hallway. The turbolift began to open and the sound of another lightsaber made you grab the Chancellor, watching in despair as his two guards were cut down before you. You narrowed your gaze at the man behind their fallen bodies, and moved the Chancellor so he stood behind you.
“Dooku sent you to do his dirty work again, I see,” you nearly growled. Dash looked from the bodies that laid at his feet to your stare and positioned himself to face you fully.
“My Master has other business to see to than acquiring your weak leader,” He deadpanned.
You grabbed the lightsaber from your hip and positioned yourself defensively. Dash watched as you gripped this newly acquired double bladed lightsaber, and watched the same white light ignite from it.
“I see you’ve made upgrades since we last saw one another,” he quipped.
You gripped the lightsaber with both hands and it pulled apart easily, now becoming a double wielded weapon. You could see a flash in his eyes, and smiled at your apparent nemesis.
You lunged first, alternating each arm to attack him but was met with his blade instead. He had determination in his eyes, but so did you. The flicker of lights that were made when his red met your white created what could only be described as lightning. Just shear cracks of lightning.
When your sabers connected with one another, you pressed firmly against him. Both of your faces were exceptionally close to the hot blades, and Dash whipped his arm to open your stance more. His quick movement made the tip of your sabers hit the glass paneling of one of the windows, and it burst on impact. The wind that swarmed the room made everything whip around you, and a cold darkness entered your mind. You tried to blink your eyes to refocus on the man before you when you felt a firm grip form around your neck. It was like you were picked up from the ground and your arms fell to the side, dropping your lightsabers to the floor. You gasped for air as Dash held you there as he walked closer, the air escaping your body with each step. It wasn’t until he was close enough to you did he mutter a word your way.
“You’re lucky my Master requires you alive, or I would kill you right here,” he said, his eyes dark and tone low. You tried to shake your head in confusion when he flicked you away towards the window, and you grabbed onto the broken edges of glass. You gasped at the sudden rush of air, your eyes looking down at the drop below you. You were quick to look back up to see Dash grab the Chancellor, and use his lightsaber to puncture the glass on the other side of the hallway. Above you heard a large ship rumble into place, and watched in shock as Dash forced the Chancellor onboard, General Grievous not far behind. The short ramped closed behind them and you squinted as the ship began to fly away.
You squirmed, the glass cutting into your palms as you tried to pull yourself up back into the hallway. The sound of footsteps from the direction of the turbolift caught your attention, and Fives and another trooper came into view. Fives set his blaster down before he grabbed a hold of your arms and pulled you up to safety. You flinched at the blood you felt covering your hands and looked to the now empty chambers. You rushed over and the doors opened, only to reveal what you knew in the pit of your stomach.
Master Corobb was dead.
Anakin was high strung throughout the entirety of their trip back to Coruscant when he felt your struggles. He felt the tightness at the back of his throat and the itchiness in his palms, and was worried as to what it meant. When Obi-Wan came bursting into the hangar with the news of the attack on Coruscant, he felt his heart stop. He didn’t want to leave his Padawan, but the Chancellor needed him. You needed him.
That’s why when the fleet exited hyperspace and he saw the amount of ships out there he felt even more worried. When news came of Master Corobb’s death he felt his gut twist. He knew you were assigned with him, and as he climbed into his ship there was still no word on your involvement. He just needed to know you were safe or okay.
What happened in that span of minutes? Or was it hours? Everything happened so quickly he wasn’t sure. He killed Count Dooku in cold blood. It wasn’t the Jedi way, but the Chancellor told him it was only natural. He reminded him about his mother and it made him uncomfortable. It wasn’t the Jedi way then, nor was it now. And now he desperately tried to save his Master as well.
Maybe it wasn’t the best plan, to send a Separatists flagship crashing into the home of the Republic, but it was the best he could do under these circumstances. He eased the ship out as much as he could when the ship skid across the landing strip, rocking everything and everyone inside.
“Another happy landing,” Obi-Wan said to lighten the mood. Anakin panted and sent his Master the most devilish of looks.
“Funny, Master.” Was all he said.
Seeing the landing from the outside made people stop and stare in wonder and fear. Fives and yourself exited the Senate building to watch the ship enter the atmosphere and shred so much of the outer plating it would take weeks to recover. You shook your head at the image of the ship coming in closer and closer until Fives spoke next to you.
“Who in the world would try crash landing a Separatist flagship?”
“I have two guesses,” you mumbled, but earned a look from your Captain nonetheless.
“Can’t argue with you there, General,” he said.
It had taken you a while to calm down after the events of today. Grievous and Dash had bested you, Dash once again, and it was your fault the Chancellor was taken in the first place. What you couldn’t place was the presence you felt in your mind or in your body. It was cold, dark, evil. It was unknown and worried you. Even as you sat there and let one of the Clones wrap your hands up to cover your cuts, you thought about the presence in your mind.
Seeing the transport that birthed the Chancellor along with Anakin and R2, you watched from inside the Senate building as The Chancellor was welcomed by Senator Organa and Representative Binks, and began to make his way back inside. Your eyes went back to Anakin who ended his conversation with Obi-Wan to follow the group inside.
He must have felt your presence, because you saw him dash away into the shadows where you stood, and soon enough he engulfed you in his arms. He knocked the wind out of you as he picked you up to hold against his body, and your fingers latched into his hair. It had only been a few days since you saw him, but you couldn’t help the burn in the back of your throat. Anakin held you against him like he was afraid you’d disappear. He was afraid. He had to feel you against him to know that this was real, that you were alright. But he set you back down so he could cup your face in his hands, and place a long kiss to your lips.
Your hands held his arms as you drank him in. His lips lingered over yours as his eyes searched your face for some kind of answer.
“Are you alright?” He asked first. You nodded against his hands.
“I’m fine,” you whispered, and that’s when he looked down to your bandaged hands. His face fell as he softly caressed your hands in his. “I heard about Dooku-”
“I shouldn’t be praised as a hero,” Anakin said lowly. “He should have been brought before the Senate.”
“Ani,” you reached for his face and watched as his eyes fluttered shut at your touch. This man would be the death of you with how precious he was. “You saved the Chancellor’s life today.”
Anakin nodded at your words and leaned down once again to catch your lips with his. This kiss was different. It wasn’t needy, it was a kiss of love. Understanding. Like he needed to believe your words were true.
When he released you he gently stroked your cheek with his glove covered hand. These were the moments you had grown to cherish with him, even if it meant hiding in the shadows. It was short lived though, as your comm beckoned you once more.
“That would be Obi-Wan,” you mumbled to him. Anakin placed a quick kiss to your forehead before he gripped one of your hands with his.
“I’ll see you tonight, my love,” he whispered. He backed away until your fingers slid away from him, and only then did he smile and turn out of your view. You stood there for a moment with a smile only for yourself. Although you felt some tension in him, he hid it well. It worried you at times that you seemed to be the only one who could truly ease him of it, but it wasn’t something to worry about right now. The Council needed to speak with you. And it was probably about today’s events.
Dread filled you the further you got towards the Council’s Chambers. It was like you were young again and were about to face the corrective wrath of your mother. You shuddered at the thought before the chamber doors opened before you, and the hushed room watched you enter. It was silent and eerie the way they looked you over, even Master Kenobi studied you from afar. What was going on?
“Tension I feel,” Master Yoda quipped. “Relax, you may. No trouble you are in.”
You nodded a bit as you took your place before the Jedi council, your hands placed behind your back as you focused your attention on Master Yoda and Master Windu. The latter looked to be pondering a question, and finally he set both hands down on the armrests of his chair.
“What did you feel today?” He asked.
“You felt it as well?” You asked instead. Master Yoda nodded beside him.
“An evil force we felt,” Master Yoda confirmed and you felt your shoulders drop a bit. “During the attack.”
You thought over his words, though you knew they watched your eyes dart over the floor. You took a deep breath and met their gaze again. “I did feel something, like it was in my head. . It was cold, dark. . It was overpowering.”
“And is that when Dooku’s apprentice and Grievous were able to obtain the Chancellor?” Master Windu asked. You nodded, a small yes escaping your lips.
“Troubling this is,” Master Yoda said. “The reach of a Sith that far, never seen before.”
“The Sith Lord,” you mumbled to yourself, looking back to the Masters before you. “You think the Sith Lord is the one behind the Separatists?”
“It certainly wasn’t Count Dooku,” Master Windu said. “He was always a follower, never a believer.”
“So. .” you trailed off, unsure of what they wanted. “What do we do?”
Master Windu and Master Yoda glanced at one another, and a nod was shared between them. You fought the urge to raise a brow at the two Jedi, but they looked back to you swiftly, and you pushed your thoughts down below.
“We’d like for you to meditate with Master Kenobi again, and see if you can learn anything about this Sith Lord,” Master Windu stated. The lack of Anakin’s involvement made your stomach drop, but you nodded in compliance. Maybe it was better that Anakin wasn’t a part of this in the long run. He didn’t need to worry himself with another thing. But you were going to ask Obi-Wan about it.
“Of course, Master,” you responded and earned a nod back from him.
“Tomorrow you will meet,” Master Yoda motioned for Obi-Wan to join your side. You listened as he stood from his seat and came over to your side. “Dismissed you both are.”
With another bow of your head you turned towards the door, Obi-Wan following in your footsteps. Once you were far enough away and the door to the chambers closed shut did you finally turn to your companion and he stopped in his tracks.
“Before you even say anything,” Obi-Wan said before you could start your thought. “The only reason the Council has decided not to have Anakin join us is because of what happened last time.”
Hm. It wasn’t. . A bad argument. You were at a loss from words, honestly it was one of the more insightful decisions the Council has made to date.
“We shouldn’t keep this from him,” you nearly whispered. “He doesn’t like secrets, you know that.”
Obi-Wan sighed and rubbed his beard a bit. “You’re right, but approaching the subject may prove tricky.”
You smiled a bit and pat Obi-Wan’s shoulder, “Leave that to me. I got this.”
By the time you had returned to your apartment, the sun was beginning to fall, but Anakin hadn’t returned from the Senate yet. You peeled your robe off and folded it neatly to be washed, and placed your lightsaber on top of your dresser. You flipped your hands before you to look at the bandages that still covered your hands, and slowly peeled them off. As the air hit the still raw cuts you winced, but threw the bandages in the trash when you heard what sounded to be a speeder just outside. You edged towards the door that separated your room from the rest of the apartment. You stayed in the shadows until the speeder left, and only anakin and you remained. You stepped around the door and was met with Anakin’s back to you, and you felt something was off. Anakin starred off at the traffic speeding by and you took a careful step towards him.
“Ani?” You questioned. His head lifted a bit and then finally turned to you. He had no smile, just a stern look on his face. You stopped in your tracks to take him in fully. “Ani what’s happened?”
Anakin took a few steps to you before he extended his hand for you to take. You took his hand as you always would and he led you towards the couches that filled the center room. He sat down and pulled you with him, and you faced him in bewilderment. You had only seen him this pensive on a small number of occasions, and waited for him to speak.
“You’ll hate me,” he mumbled. He focused his attention on your hands, turning them over in his gently when he realized the tender cuts that were there.
You found yourself shaking your head, “I could never.”
He fell silent. You watched as his eyes trailed over your hands in his, and he just held them in his lap. You didn;’t know what to say, or what was going on. Had Obi-Wan told him about today? Had someone else? What was going through his mind--
“Padme is pregnant.”
Though still not meeting your gaze, you stared at him in shock. You blinked a few times as his words floated around your mind. The Senator was pregnant, and he said you would hate him. . Which could only mean. .
“And. . That would make you. .”
“The father,” he mumbled. “Yes.”
Well that certainly blew your news out of the water. You felt yourself drop your shoulders and looked to his hands as well as you processed things. Of course he told you about their relationship a while ago, but he had never mentioned. . That. Not that you would have wanted to know most likely but you never pictured- okay no. Not picturing that. Do not picture that. When you looked back up you were met with his eyes, a dark blue under his tired eyelids.
“So. . So what does this mean exactly? Do you want to be with her?” You asked in a whisper.
Anakin’s face scrunched up and he moved closer to you, his hands running up your arms. “No! No I don’t want to be with her,” he tried to reassure you. “You are my future. But. .”
He trailed off and looked down at your hands once more. “She doesn’t want to raise the child here. She wants to return to Naboo, have the baby there.”
A sad smile fell on your lips. “That sounds wonderful, Ani-”
“I told her,” he cut you off. “About us. You. What you mean to me. . She’s happy for us. She asked if you would come too.”
He met your eyes when he said it, and your mouth fell open as you took his words in. There was no doubt in your mind that you thought about what would happen after the war ended, what it meant for you and Anakin. Of course you had yet to discuss it, it was so early so it was more of a “What will happen to me?” and “What will Anakin do?” You hadn’t considered “what will we do?”
“After they brought me here, I thought about you every day,” he started to explain, reaching for your hands once more. “For years. It was all I could think about, when I would get to see you once more. I thought about the life you lived, if you were as beautiful as I remembered,” his fleshed hand extended to caress your cheek and you smiled softly at him. “When I returned to Tatooine it was because I started to have these visions about my mother, and the pain I was in. I thought I would have more time to search for you but I didn’t. I regretted that everyday.”
“Ani-”
“Please,” he begged you, his thumb rubbing over your skin softly. “I need to tell you this.”
You nodded a bit and Anakin nodded before continuing his story.
“The time I spent with Padme was nice, she’s a terrific person, I’m not saying she isn’t. But there always felt like there was something missing when I was with her. When I looked at her, it still felt like a part of me was missing,” he paused to smile at you. “When I saw you all those months ago, it was like I was whole again. You’ve brought peace to my life, and when I’m with you or touching you nothing matters in the galaxy. Not the Jedi, the war, the Chancellor. . None of it.
“You were always my past, you’ve become my present, and I want you to be my future as well. When it’s time, I-I want you to come. Be with me.”
Anakin searched your eyes for an answer, and you couldn’t help the smile that crossed your lips. Before you could even get a word out Anakin pulled you into him and engulfed you in a hug. His chest hit yours and it felt like you were home. There was no need to think about it- Anakin was where you wanted to be. He always was. You spent so many nights on Tatooine thinking about being with him once more, and you weren’t going to give that up. If it meant leaving the Jedi Council, leaving Coruscant, then that was fine with you.
Anakin was your past, your present, and there was no doubt he would be your future. Nothing was going to alter that fact. Nothing and no one.
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aimerriarkle · 3 years
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okay episode six of tfatws
just my thoughts throughout :)
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sam <3 sam <3
sam you caring, empathetic, intelligent, handsome mf
also. the show just laid out a whole entire episode, blatantly showing us how fucking perfect sam wilson is for captain america... so stop saying it should be bucky or that it should be any other white man
it is lost on me how some people would still think that way after this
now back to the program... SAM <3
a hero if I’ve ever seen one
things he did here: encouraged a woc to step up and save the helicopter; saved the pilot from getting killed by the other crashing helicopter—and saved anyone else near them from being harmed because physics will tell you it wouldn’t only be the pilot who got hurt by the impact; came to the rescue at the very last minute and saved the truck from falling; chose to not fight karli—like at all; brought her to the medics after she died; and he unapologetically stood up to the politicians about what exactly they’ve been doing wrong
and i really wanna highlight how that scene was written to take place in front of the public and be broadcasted in the news
like I’m glad it happened that way because it gave sam the opportunity to make his introduction as the new captain america to be someone who stands for and with the marginalized communities
I think doing it that way will definitely negate the possible distrust a lot of people would have had if he was introduced (to the public) as a hero who worked for the government or even if he was just merely introduced by the government
like it really emphasizes how in the public eye, sam as captain america will be seen as someone who is more than the typical heroic figures they’ve seen before
and idk maybe I’m jumping to conclusions but I think this’ll *maybe* be important to how civilians will see the avengers in the future? maybe? idk? but yeah
anyway his fit!!! the wings and the shield!!! idk much about storytelling through fight choreography but this man used the shield and the wings very well
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redwing’s back 🥺
sam getting isaiah the recognition he deserves !!!!!!
im really looking forward to seeing how they’re going to introduce eli bradley as a hero in the mcu (I don’t read the comics so idk what happens)
we got like 0.5 seconds torres but I’m excited to see how marvel introduces him as the new falcon as well
zemo’s butler is his hitman wow, the job must pay well. and look at that old mf go
sharon :) now that’s a villain origin story. you guys better say sorry to her before she comes and kills you as the powerbroker—cue criminal by britney spears “but mama I’m in love with a criminal”
so remember episode 3? if zemo hadn’t killed nagel, then he would’ve definitely recognized sharon right? so what was home girl thinking when she strolled into nagel’s lab, trying to get the trio to leave... like surely he would’ve called her out to be the powerbroker then and there right?
I’m excited to see where she appears next cause theres a lot of explaining to do ms sharon carter
okay i wasn’t even gonna talk about john walker because—yikes. but here it is anyway. i didnt like that they made him out to still have morals because he chose to save the van instead of continuing his pursuit on the flag smashers. I mean yeah it’s great that he attempted at saving them because people change(?) or whatever but he’s still sus because he’s working with valentina—whose intentions are still ambiguous... point is, while I think that it’s a great way to make his character more complicated and have more layers in the situation where they decide to bring him further into the mcu, imo it’ll worsen the john walker empathizers because they have something “good” to say about him
okay back to sharon, so it’s unclear to me whether she was pardoned because sam helped her or because of the fact that she killed karli. if it’s actually the latter then,,, that itches me. like it only shows that the senator didn’t listen to sam and only continued to antagonize karli to the point where he pardoned her killer, instead of trying to understand where she was coming from when sam confronted him about it
is karli really dead? I know she got shot but where? and if it’s just in the stomach, she should been fine right because she’s a super soldier? Idk but ig the storyline is over... unless
anyway, bucky when he got thanked for saving them from the truck on fire :’(
bucky with kids
i overlooked this in the last episode because it happened there as well, but bucky letting his metal arm be exposed in sam’s hometown is just :’)... like tell me you feel at home without telling me you feel at home :(
bucky finally giving yori closure on his sons death
also, I know it’s just a bodily reaction or whatever, but the way that bucky’s eyes dilated when he watched sam confront the politicians
(28:52)
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(29:59)
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it’s very minimal, but it’s there
okay I don’t know if this happened in an earlier scene, but at 09:46 the when subtitles said “[captain america grunts]” I was like HELL YEAH CAPTAIN AMERICA DID GRUNT!! YES HE DID INDEED GRUNT 👏👏👏
sam taking pictures with people from his hometown because he’s now officially a hero they can rely on 😭
:’) captain america <3
at the end credits when it said “captain america and the winter soldier” I just <3
also, i’ve seen some fans be disappointed that it didn’t say captain america and the white wolf and tbh I’m glad it did not say that
while i do love bucky as well and appreciate that his character was supposed to put the winter soldier behind him because it’s not who he is anymore and just make amends with the people that he hurt,
i think it would’ve been too premature to have him be introduced as the white wolf, especially since he only finished crossing out the names just this episode—and I think it would’ve been too random like I don’t see how the writers could’ve slipped that in, in an episode as packed as this one was to have a significant impact on the audience and the character
and not to mention, I definitely think that him being introduced as the white wolf in tandem to sam being introduced as captain america, would’ve taken away from sam’s moment.
like it’s not news that most of the fans who loveee bucky will literally fall on their knees and worship to extremes every little thing that happens to him. and like I understand that, i get it, but his fans would have—for sure—taken the moment away from our boy sam wilson, the ✨captain america✨
I think bucky’s official introduction as the white wolf warrants another story to be told
so it’s valid to be upset by that, I’m not hating on any bucky stans or anything. I simply disagree and hope that you guys don’t complain about it too much to the point where it takes away from sam lol
and honestly, it’ll come eventually anyway so yeah
the ending where sam and bucky just look off into the sunset made me cackle idk why but it’s great they finally get to have a serene moment together
I’m so proud of anthony!!! I can’t wait to see how sam/captain america continues on in the mcu
anyway, give it up for captain america and the winter soldier 👏
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and I have the sudden urge to go sight seeing
so brb I’m gonna book a flight to paris and see the eiffel tower
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shirtlesssammy · 4 years
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7x01: Meet the New Boss
Then:
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Cas is God now, and I’ve never been more devout.
Now:
We start right where we left off. Cas wants the rest of TFW to love and respect him but they only fear him. Well, dude, you can explode them with a snap of your finger. Dean asks if he’s going to kill them. He has no need; They’re powerless against him, so they’re not going to try anything. Dean pleads with Cas again. But all Cas says is that he hopes, for their sake, this will be the last time they see him, and he’s gone. 
Dean asks Sam how he’s doing. Sam falls, cuts his hand, and sees visions of Hell. So, peachy. 
God!Cas is really taking the whole God Complex to a new level. He kills off a ton of angels in Heaven. “It is a new day on Earth and in Heaven. Rejoice.”
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Dean’s soul Baby is once again in a sad state of disrepair. Sam’s resting while Bobby and Dean discuss trying to find where God II is chilling. Bobby suggests looking for a trenchcoat on a tortilla and I sometimes love watching episodes I don’t rewatch a lot because that was funny. Dean has no clue how to deal with Cas, but he can fix his car, and when Sam wakes, he can work on fixing him too. 
Later, Dean’s grabbing a beer when Sam walks into the kitchen. He’s okay! Okay enough, at least. Dean tells him to come help with the car and they’ll talk about what to do about Cas. Sam starts to walk out when.
A homophbic preacher is giving a shitty sermon when God walks into the room. I will always stan the God!Cas that says, “I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation.” I mean, God!Cas is completely out of control, but just like our Cas, he was trying to do his best in a world that’s far too easy to do your worst. 
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Cas kills the minister and then hears a whisper of his name. He stumbles but walks out of the church. 
Sam’s in the basement getting some tools when he starts to have visions of Hell. Bobby finds him. 
There are news reports that 200 different religious leaders are dead in an “act of God.” One eyewitness reports: “We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young, and sexy.” WHooEE. (Sidenote: Chuck has a beard and a robe. Lol.) The Ku Klux Klan is forced to disband. New Age motivational speakers: Gone. I mean, God!Cas, bby, these two are not the same. Sam thinks they should try talking to Cas again. Dean has closed that door. 
Cas healed leprosy? Bless the God that overrides pharmaceutical companies and their greed for profit. 
Cas finds Crowley hiding out in a trailer park. 
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He tells Crowley that he will remain King of Hell but Cas will control where the souls go. Crowley has no say in the situation so he graciously accepts. 
Sam is up late reading when he has a nightmare vision of getting choked by a chain. He wakes and calls for Dean and Bobby. 
They’re busy in the shed with Baby and the 5000th beer of the episode. Also, Dean’s wearing his cute blue jumper and why can’t they bring that back? 
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They discuss Sam. Sam overhears their conversation. Sam and Bobby really want to find something to get to Cas. Dean does not want to poke that bear. Dean does suggest summoning Crowley. 
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They want a spell to bind Death. 
Cas is out and about healing true believers while he is deteriorating. 
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Then he opens his shirt (YAY!) only to reveal a roiling belly full of something that wants out (NAY!). 
Bobby gets a Fedex from Crowley: The binding spell for Death. They have a lot of the ingredients but they still need “an act of God, crystallized.” Bobby found something at a house about 9 hours away. 
That night after some quick thinking on Dean’s part, (“Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”), they head inside the house to steal their act of God. 
The residents of the house interrupt their burglary (they keep the fulgurite in an actual glass case smh). Dean turns around to see a shotgun pointed at him and has ZERO concerns. In two shakes of a lamb’s tail he has the homeowners trussed up. After a polite introduction, they begin preparing for the ritual. Sam and Bobby work on spell ingredients while Dean does the real heavy lifting and carefully arranges a bag of greasy takeout and a soda on a side table. 
The ritual begins. The building shakes. “Um, hello? Death?” Dean peers around nervously and comes face to face with newly bound Death. 
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Dean immediately fetches the bag of greasy food - the best fried pickle chips around! Hey, Death, if you won’t eat those please pass ‘em over here. 
“This is about Sam’s hallucinations, I assume?” Dean’s jaw drops down the ground. WHAT hallucinations, Sam? I can’t believe you are keeping something from your brother! 
Dean files this new piece of information away and they get back on track. They need Death to kill God. Because “we said so and we’re the boss of you.” Dean. Honey. 
Our poor Dean-tastrophe gets saved from himself by the appearance of Our Lord and Hot Guy on a Tortilla, Castiel himself. Death is utterly unimpressed. 
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“You look awfully like a mutated angel to me,” Death snarks, and informs Cas that he’s due to explode soon. In addition to a major overload of souls, Cas has also swallowed Leviathan - ancient hungry monsters that predate angels. They’ve been locked away in Purgatory for time out of mind, but now they’re just a step away from a delicious new world and their doorway is Cas’s gut. 
Cas brushes away this concern.
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“Where is he?” Cas asks Death about God!God. “I did a service taking his place.” Oh honey no.
Dean quickly gets tired of the Death versus Castiel snark-off and orders Death to “kill ‘im now.” 
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Death lifts his hand with grim amusement to smite Cas, when Cas snaps his fingers and frees Death. Uh. Wherps. Death strolls over to the pickle chips, reassures the frightened homeowners, and Castiel flaps away to…
A political campaign headquarters. Cas heads in to kill the senator running for re-election who has caused “poverty and despair in God’s name.” His stern facade cracks and he starts to laugh wildly. Uh. Oh no.
Death berates Dean for not preventing Castiel’s catastrophic god complex. He warned him, after all! About the souls! It wasn’t a cryptic clue at all! “Maybe you should find somebody better to tip off,” Dean suggests with rising ire. 
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Death suggests that his own time is better spent on another planet. At the time, I pictured Death swimming with our tentacled interstellar friends in a sea of stars but now I like to think Death planned a jaunt to a parallel world to talk to jetsetting Dean and Sam instead. 
Sam tries to smooth it over and asks for a smidge of help. Death tells them that if Cas returns it all to Purgatory, that will be enough to save their world. He arranges for another eclipse as well to help them build another door. Finally, he warns Dean about ever trying to bind him again and compliments him on the pickle chips. 
Cas wakes up. He’s covered in blood, lying in a pool of blood, and he’s surrounded by...the dead bodies of the political campaign workers. Cas killed everyone, and he killed them bloody. Viciously. 
Back at Bobby’s, Dean has his boots kicked up on the table with a drink in hand. Sam tries to rally him to fight to get Cas back from the brink. Dean isn’t buying it - not from the guy who’s been hiding his hallucinations from everyone else. (Okay, but pot kettle black, Dean Bean.) 
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“It’s under control,” Sam insists. Dean would still rather escape into a life of porn and alcohol binging. He then finds news footage of the campaign office and sees the demented smile on Cas’s face. Erm. Not good. 
Sam doesn’t give up, though! In the junkyard, he prays to Cas to let them help him. Back inside with Dean, Sam’s ready to sink into a chair and give up when Cas appears. 
He looks...rough.
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Cas asks for help. He talks Dean and Sam through setting up the ritual while he slumps on the floor. “I feel regret,” he tells Dean, wishing that he were strong enough to fix Sam’s wall before he dies. Dean’s not ready to hand out any hugs. BUT I AM.
Sam’s off getting blood for the ritual when he runs into an old face. Lucifer confronts him and tells Sam that he’s still trapped in the cage with two archangels and has been hallucinating everything since. “This is my best torture yet. Make you believe that you’re free and then yank the wool off of your eyes.” Yeesh, that’s clearly a move Lucifer would’ve learned from Michael. Who learned it from Chuck, right? 
Dean heads off to find Sam and discovers a jar of blood in the hallway...and no Sam. Pressed for time, he rushes back to paint the sigil on the wall. They prop Cas up and start the spell. “I’m sorry, Dean,” Cas gets out just before the spell ignites. 
The wall rips away and then light blasts out of Castiel. 
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Mood, amirite?
Cas lies on the floor, unresponsive. He’s cold and not breathing. He’s DEAD, JIM! “Damn it,” Dean mutters as sorrow steals over his features.
And then Cas blinks awake. And insta-heals! He sits up, blinking. “That was unpleasant.” Cas has his usual half bewildered half sorrowful expression. He swears that he’ll redeem himself to Dean, and Dean seems at least halfway receptive to that plan! He won’t push him away!
Except...Cas suddenly pushes Dean and Bobby away. He crumples in on himself and shouts that they’ve held on! The leviathans! In a moment, any trace of Cas is gone as Leviathan!Cas grins maniacally and tosses Dean across the room. 
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“This is going to be so much fun,” Cas says...and knowing how it ends up we agree! Pining, baby. Pining!
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These Quotes are the Monster Under Your Bed:
What a brave little ant you are
Miracles, mass visions, trenchcoat on a tortilla? I don't know what I'm lookin' for
I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation
We all saw him. No beard, no robe. He was young...and...and sexy. He had a raincoat
Who feels like hog tying death tonight?
You know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my pie-hole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is
I'm gonna find some way to redeem myself to you
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berkcwitz · 4 years
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❛ ✶ (   madison beer, cisfemale, she/her   )   spotted   !   jalissa   berkowitz   was   spotted   singing   along   to   find   my   way   by   dababy   in   hilton   grove  .   you’ve   heard   of   them   right   ?   they   are   a   twenty   two   year   old   pornographic   actress   /   internet   personality   who   has   already   amassed   a   net   worth   of   550m  .   you   should   really   follow   them   on   insta   @callmejalissa  ,   they’re   about   to   hit   89m   followers  .   the   tabloids   have   been   calling   them   the   vixen   because   they   are   known   for   being   whimsical   but   also   a   bit   abrasive  .   though   most   people   recognize   them   by   a   drunken   gaze   staring   into   the   mirror   as   she   holds   finger   guns   to   her   head   ,   a   laugh   too   contagious   ,   leaving   notes   in   lipstick   on   bathroom   mirrors   &   echoing   of   her   mothers   longtime   disapproval   .    —   ooc info   (   mia.   twenty.   est.   she/her.   )
GUYYYSSSS ?! this group ? a masterpiece , wow . im hella excited to get to roleplay with you all . im mia by the way , im twenty ( i’ll be 21 in june what a vibe ) & i live in the est ( a clam chowder eating , dunkin donuts chugging , no Rs havin , boston sports loving new englander ). also i go by she/her pronouns ! i am going to be so honest with you guys . this intro is dummy long . like , i promise i will not judge you if you hmu asking for a quick synopsis of my girl because this shit below this cut ? is a novella & a half , sis . if im very honest i really just needed to flesh her out completely because she’s a new baby of mine ? and i wanted to make sure i really knew her before i put her out on the dash . im so anal about this , i know . anyways , before this little note section gets as long as the intro without further a do ? adu ? idfk ... here’s jalissa , she’s ... a piece of work . also if you'd prefer to plot on discord hmu @ 𝖒𝖌𝖐'𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖊#9789 .
𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐇
full name: jalissa  billie-jean  berkowitz nickname: lissa , jals , jb , berks , jalissa cadden ( porn name ) birthday: october 13th birthplace: fort lauderdale , florida hometown: hilton grove residence: hilton grove nationality: american ( est. 1997 through birth ) , british ( est. 1997 automatically a citizen due to mother’s citizenship , passport was claimed est. 2012 ) ethnicity: askenazi jewish ( maternal & paternal , 100% ) religion: judaism orientation: pansexual , panromantic ( she never really came out per say , people just kind of know she’s attracted to all genders . her family is very religious and she’s very involved with her synagogue so she’s made the choice not the necessarily put a label on her sexuality but is open about loving people no matter gender ) languages spoken: english ( fluent , first language ) , yiddish ( fluent , second language ) , spanish ( fluent , third language ) , german ( conversational , fourth language ) . father: henry  christian  berkowitz  ( 50 years old )  was born & raised in fort lauderdale , florida by a politician / banking heir & talk show host / philanthropist . henry himself went on to follow in his father’s footsteps and serve as a us senator for two terms & currently is the ceo of berkowitz capital . ( relationship:  it’s never been perfect but the love is clear in the relationship & he’s been much better at being supportive of her in recent years . certainly a daddy’s little girl even when you do wrong you can’t do much wrong type of situation ) mother : austen  sylvia  rachelson-berkowitz  ( 48 years old ) was born & raised in westminster ,  england up until her teens when she & her mother moved to washington dc after her mother had become the incumbent uk ambassador to the united states . austen was crowned miss usa at the age of 20 & later went on to follow in her families long time involvement in politics ( holding former offices as a us representative as well as governor for two terms ) . today she spends much of her time putting her law degree to work on criminal cases . ( relationship: they’ve never been close & have never quite seen eye to eye . since jalissa was nineteen she & her mom haven’t said more than ten words to one another & if they have it’s never necessarily positive ) brother: kenneth  patrick  berkowitz  ( 24 years old ) was born in fort lauderdale , florida & raised in hilton grove . he shares the same parents as jalissa and is the couples first born & only son . kenneth is following in the berkowitz footsteps & is heading the uk sector for berkowitz capital since graduating from columbia university a couple years back . ( relationship: the two siblings have always been close. they had a similar friend group growing up & alot of the same interests . they’re still rather close to this day despite being countries away from one another ) sister: sariah  rachel  berkowitz ( 19 years old )  was born in fort lauderdale , florida & raised in hilton grove . she shares the same parents as jalissa and is the couples last born . sariah currently attends stanford university where she’s on a pre med track . ( relationship: the two were often at each other’s necks growing up . mostly because how similar they are to one another . as of recently the two have grown close , though , with sariah fessing up to looking up to her older sister ) social class: upper education: highschool diploma ( hilton grove highschool g. 2015 ) career: youtuber ( from 2014-present ) , pornographic actress ( from 2016-present ) , podcaster (from 2018-present ) notoriety: being apart of the prominent berkowitz family , having one of the top 10 most watched pornographic movies , her podcast with her best friend tickets to our downfall  & her youtube channel callmejalissa . weight: 122lbs  height: 5′4″ hair color: brown ( with blonde highlights ) eye color: hazel ( wears blue contacts sometimes ) positive traits: whimsical , astute , extroverted , affectionate , quick , intelligent , friendly , ambitious , passionate , humorous , loyal , compassionate , effervescent negative traits: opportunistic , recalcitrant , hypocritical , vain , critical , stubborn , distant , sneaky , abrasive , sarcastic , obsessive , vengeful , reckless , arrogant likes: black coffee , birthday parties , lying , sunshine , baby pink , glossy lips , gossiping , stand up comedy , sunkissed skin , dogs , peanut butter , popping champagne bottles , driving with the windows down , swimming , mimosas , oversized sweaters , taco bell , cranberry juice , makeup , football , cosmetic work , arguing , online shopping , exotic foods , jewelry the price of a car , fresh berries , roller skating dislikes: liars , driving in the snow , her mother , jelly , basketball , bad drivers , when people lie about their cosmetic work , sushi , hateful people , disloyalty , overly emotional people , romance , being alone ,  astrology enthusiasts , hospitals , silence , cheap perfume , criticism , traffic , being late , red wine , short hair , anything banana or grape flavored  hobbies: reading magazines , dancing to her newly curated playlist in the mirror , gossiping with her grandparents , video editing , meddling , going for brunch , goat yoga , drinking alcohol while snuggled up in bed , painting alternate universe cartoons , attending big soirees , making impulsive decisions , smoking weed , sleepovers with her closest friends , suntanning on yacht decks , late night instagram lives , marilyn monroe movie marathons  chara inspo: kourtney kardashian , emily nelson ( a simple favor ) , tan france ( queer eye ) , evie zamora ( thirteen ) , rebekah mikaelson ( the vampire diaries ) , jennifer check ( jennifer’s body ) , gabrielle solis ( desperate housewives ) , regina george ( mean girls ) , lucifer morningstar ( lucifer ) , kathryn merteuli ( cruel intentions ) , veronica lodge ( riverdale ) , chanel oberlin ( scream queens ) , samantha jones ( sex and the city ) , andie anderson ( how to lose a guy in 10 days ) , blair waldorf ( gossip girl ) , naomi lapaglia ( wolf of wall street ) , maddy perez ( euphoria ) , kat hernandez ( euphoria ) fashion inspo: fran drescher , bella hadid , alex chung , madison beer , romee strijd , kendall jenner , selena gomez  career inspo: tana mongeau , jordan lipscombe , sofia franklyn , alexdandra cooper , lana rhodes , abella danger headcanons: she has one hundred percent smashed the windows in an exes car , she drives a black range rover , vandalized an exes home before , says “ harely quinn is my spirit animal “ once a day , is not the type of ask if you’re okay with her vlogging , has slept with rock stars and couldn’t care less that they’re basically the age of dirt at this point , is actually very sad when she’s not putting on the vivacious front in front of people , dances on tables whens she’s drunk , its not a party unless someone has offered her a line  
𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐀
the   berkowitz   family name has long been one that holds prestige & power . among the 1% for over a century . they are a prominent banking family that has had their hands in the pots of nearly every big banking company across the nation . coming into the united states after word broke of the california gold rush back in 1849 , the berkowitz brother’s were of the lucky few to acquire pounds of gold by the thousands . later founding what would become a leading investment bank known as berkowitz capital . the generations to follow would capitalize on the head start given to them by the two brothers . expanding the family company as well as the knowledge of the family name through heavy involvement in politics alongside the kennedy’s . since as early as 1953 there has always been a berkowitz family member actively appointed to a political role ( governor , senator , representative , us ambassador , etc ) . although the families roots within the states are documented in the capital of california , as generations went on they made their way over to the east coast , with most of the family members now residing in southern florida . 
the   rachelson   family is a prominent political family . synonymous with power & eloquence . with their rise initially taking place in the british parliament . many escaped to england from germany between 1933-1935 . they hadn’t settled into the states until jocelyn rachelson ( jalissa’s maternal grandmother ) was appointed the united kingdoms ambassador to the united states in 1987 . the rachelson’s have since had heavy involvement in the us government , both behind the scenes and at the forefront . much of the rachelson family have stayed within the european union ( germany & poland ) as well as england . although the few that followed jocelyn to the states now reside in washington dc and the tri-state area .
henry & austen had met through their mutual friends . it didn’t take long before the two became a rather public couple , a supercouple if you would ( similar to that of a brangelina of the 1% ) . although they’d met in new york the two decided that when it was time to start a family they wanted to move to hilton grove , an island austen had eyed for years . instead they found themselves moving down to fort lauderdale where henry had grown up . before they knew it , they were three kids deep in settling down in fort lauderdale . austen’s anger from never wanting to build a life in florida started to tumble into the relationship & the daily life of the family & so in an effort to recover the marriage henry agreed to moving the family up to hilton grove , where they have resided ever since .
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐀 𝐄𝐑𝐀
jalissa was born the second of three children and oh boy does she suffer from middle child syndrome , riddled with a envy and a need to be in the mix . the berkowitz household , although , from the outside looking in looked like a fabulous family life was anything but . jalissa , like her siblings , was born on a pedestal & what came attached with that was even higher expectations from her parents . her parents found a way to be extremely authoritarian & uninvolved all at the same time . they were very dismissive if you disappointed them & everything jalissa did seemingly did just that .
for a long time she was obsessed with getting her parents approval , she’d turned life into a silent competition between herself & her siblings . she befriended only the people her parents approved of , did all the events they asked her to do , did everything she could to excel academically & only dated people who were of benefit to her parents ( people who’s parents where also in high places ) . 
during highschool she joined the model un , debate team , and soccer team . if it were up to jalissa & not her parents she’d probably had joined the cheerleading team but her mother would never let that fly . it was too “ self indulgent “ to fit the family brand ( if only she’d known what would be coming years later lol ) .
it wasn’t until she was seventeen that she started to deviate from her parents wishes . of course , the catalyst to this was a boy , one her parents hadn’t really approved of but jalissa was completely head over heels for him . he really helped her boost her confidence to be her own person ? and not allow her parents to treat her like a puppet . with his encouragement she started her youtube channel , something she’d wanted to do for years but her mother had shot down the idea anytime jalissa brought it up . it was once again too “ self indulgent ” . the channel known as callmejalissa was an outlet for her , talking to a camera was the most heard she’d felt in seventeen years of her life . and god she knew that was hella sad . she really grew to view her subscribers as family & by the time her channel was brought to her parents attention ( more like her mothers , her dad had found her channel just four months after she’d made it and promised not to tell her mother so long as she was smart about what she posted ) she was about to turn eighteen and there wasn’t much they could do to stop her from doing it .
at eighteen she’d graduated highschool salutatorian with offers from university of pennsylvania & brown university . in all honesty she didn’t wnat to go to college , she saw it as a complete waste of her time . it wasn’t like she was going to do anything with the degree anyways . it would simply be a point of bragging for her parents at events & at this point she really could care less about them being able to brag to their friends . she knew she had to play along though , because this was the same year she was going to receive her first half of her trust fund ( a whoopin 500m , yes her trust fund in total will be 1b her parents are grossly wealthy guys ) so she bamboozled ? her parents , promising she’d committed to attending penn just so they’d allow for the money to be released to her account . she moved out of the house , literally moving into a house of her own a couple blocks from her parents house & claimed she was living in pennsylvania for college . we stan a sneaky binch .
two months later her parents were at her front door , though , ready to give her an ear full . her mother basically disowned her at this point . telling her how every year jalissa found a new way to be a bigger disappointment . her dad kind of played good cop , like he normally would because her mother often dug into her pretty deeply . to the point where any insecurity ( even though with the way she carries herself you’d never think she has any ) she has stems from something her mother has said / called her in the past . if henry berkowitz had a soft spot , it was certainly jalissa , it that had only grown clearly with the harsher austen became on the girl .
a few months before her nineteenth birthday a sex tape was released of jalissa cheating on her boyfriend at the time . it was a drunken mistake she’d made around the time of her mother basically disowning her , but that explanation did suffice for her boyfriend who inevitably broke things off with her . although this was a horrific time she’d received an abundance of offers to film more tapes . it was enticing to say the least . she was someone who loved intercourse but also had this deeply rooted desire to get back at her mother ? and what better way to do so then to something so far left from what her mother was about . this was next level disappointment in the eyes of austen berkowitz . the only thing that made sense ( in her mind ) was to dive head first into the porn industry .
like you’d expect her parents had a fit when they found out about her new career choice . although her internet fame had soared to new heights and her youtube & instagram followers were loving every second of this move . her mom was currently serving as governor and has since not been able to get elected in the political world since jalissa became one of the top porn stars around . they basically blacklisted her & jalissa feels no remorse , she’s gone so far as telling her mother “ sucks to be shunned , huh? ” .
although it took her dad a while to come around , he cares far too much to shut her out . 
not to long after jalissa & her best friend started their podcast tickets to our downfall , it’s a mix of call her daddy & the basement yard , basically two besties talking on a level that most people wouldn’t want to leave the privacy of their own space , giving advice , hoe tricks , and telling funny stories of their past . it a total hit & one of jalissa’s favorite things to do .
she live sin the same house she has since she was eighteen . she lives on her own with three dogs and a cat . she absolutely hates being alone and so maggie ( a tan corgi puppy ) , louis ( a  yellow lab puppy ) , humphrey ( a chocolate lab ) , and cedric ( a orange scottish fold ) are her babies that keep her sane in her big ole home . 
𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 
as you can tell jalissa is chaotic , impulsive , reactive , and overall just searching for attention . she doesn’t care if the attention she receives is for the wrong reason or not , as long as she’s getting it . despite this she’s a good person ? i promise . she’s very friendly , loves a good joke & having a good time . very fun loving . she’s the type of person to try and bring up everyone else’s mood even when she isn’t feeling 100% herself . she’s loyal to those she deems are loyal to her . sometimes she’s bad a seeing who is actually loyal to her though & will be disloyal to someone who actually has her back ? oops . she’s definitely not the type to sugar coat anything for you , she tells it like it is & refuses to apologize if that hurts your feelings . if you cross her ? i’ll be praying for you . she’s the type to fuck your s/o , tell your boss some wild story about you & dump alcohol over your head at an event all in the matter of a week . don’t get her going , she’s absolutely relentless . with that said she’d very affectionate ... ? you can catch her hugging up on whoever is next to her at all times . touch is her love language , because lord knows she’s no sweetheart . she hates the stereotype of porn stars / internet personalities being ditzy , although she didn’t attend university she was accepted into two ivy leagues based off her academic abilities alone . the girl is intelligent & enjoys having a clever conversation from time to time .
𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
a girl squad or just a squad in general really , give my baby her lil group of people please
her ex boyfriend from when she was seventeen ( he’s mentioned above ) but basically he’s the one who encouraged her to not let her parents make her their puppet , they didn’t approve of him , jalissa fell head over heels for him . they would’ve dated for nearly two years because the sex tape of her cheating on him came out .
the person she cheated on her ex with ? maybe they’re the one who leaked the sex tape ? maybe they never even told jalissa they were recording ? 
her best friend that she does the tickets to our downfall podcast with ? these two are literally like twins , just two peas in a pod ( pun intended )
fans of her work ? and im not taking about her youtube channel or podcast 
ex hook ups that think she’s crazy ? she probably gave them reason to think so lbr
frenemies give me blair & serena circa season one type of shit
just plain old enemies , they were probably friends at one point or maybe just have always disliked one another ? 
smoking buddies were they literally just hot box cars together and munch on taco bell talking about why sound vibrates & shit 
someone who isn’t afraid to confess their love for jalissa but her damaged ass refuses to confess her feelings for them ? so it’s just this constant cycle of them having a good time , them being sweet & her just gets weirdly quite & starring at them before she complaining about them going and ruining the vibes
she’s a bad influence on them ? they’re a good influence on her ? ride or dies ? partners in crime ? only friends when there is a substance involved ? sugar baby vibes ? unlikely friends ? flings ? crush ? friends with benefits ? everytime they are around one another its a fight ? someone she lets crash at her place sometimes ? someone she’s backstabbed & maybe they don’t even know she has & they still think she’s a ride or die for them ?
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mintyjin · 6 years
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royal au: im jaebum
i! don't! know! what! this! is! also everyone writes jaebum as a bad boy but im not buying it. he’s soft. his ideal date is eating ramen by a river, for gods sake. let the boy be soft. 
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jaebum is the youngest king in your kingdom’s history
and he hasn’t yet made himself look stupid or anything
which is pretty incredible considering how young he is
you’d think that he’d still be growing up, learning how to be the king his people need him to be
but he’s always impeccably composed… except for that one time he got mad at the senate and his chin grew two inches
to be fair, they were trying to cut funding to educational facilities
jaebum is silent and looks pretty intimidating, but he really does care about the people relying on him
he doesn’t care much for wearing any of the royal jewels
you’ll never catch him in a crown 
but he does wear a few rings around his fingers and occasionally simple earrings will frame his face
and they look so good on him, but they also elaborate on the ‘rough around the edges’ look he has going 
like, he’s a kind king who leaves his palace open to stray cats that need food and water, but he also looks like he would mess you up if you got into a fight with him 
and you,,,, well, you’re not really sure what to make of him
but you were hired to paint his portrait, so... maybe you’ll figure it out?
to be honest, you’re not really sure why the palace decided to hire you, of all people
you’re just a young, aspiring artist who happens to live in the area
but it’s not like you were going to turn down a royal commission 
you’re not crazy
shortly after you accepted the job, the palace sent a messenger to you with an envelope of money to fund your purchase of a canvas, paints, brushes, etc
but it was way more money than you needed 
“um, should i just return the spare change?” 
“no, the king insists you keep all of it”
you’re not complaining! money is nice! 
so you do your job and find the best materials for the job 
you always put your all into your work, but damn it y/n, you can not mess up even a little on this one
it has to be perfect. p e r f e c t. 
and a few weeks later, you gather your materials in a bag, having already sent the canvas to the castle, and start the journey to the gates 
you grab a danish on the way, the sweet pastry melting away some of your apprehensions 
like what will the king be like? what if you make him mad? ahgdkhdsah
calm down, y/n, he’s dealt with more annoying people than you. he has to talk to senators on like, a daily basis 
it’ll be fine
this will help your career so! much!
with that thought in your head, you come to the gates and state your name to a guard, who motions you inside 
where a butler bows his head and asks you to follow him to the painting room 
which is... definitely more grand than the usual places you paint in 
your canvas is propped up in front of a plush chair facing a window 
perfect! natural lighting! the palace knows its stuff! 
the butler tells you that the king will arrive shortly, so you start to arrange your paints and brushes in a way that you can easily reach and see each one
you pull your hair back in a headband to be absolutely positive that you’re getting the best view of the king 
as you steady your nerves once more with a few deep breaths, you hear the doors open and the sound of footsteps walking towards you
you turn and, upon seeing who it is, fall into a bow
when you come up, king jaebum is gazing at you without much expression in his face
so, off to a great start
“i’m y/n. i’m honored to have the opportunity to paint your portrait” you say, unsure of what else you could do
when he doesn’t respond, you offer a nervous smile
which softens something in his stare
“just don’t paint me on a horse, please” 
and believe it or not, the smallest smirk is tugging at his lips 
“roger that- no horses! actually, i was going to ask you to just sit on that chair and do whatever makes you comfortable. so, you could read a book or write or just look out the window if you wanted.” 
and at first you’re kicking yourself for speaking so casually to him, but he doesn’t seem to mind at all
well... you are close to his age...... and it’s probably been a while since someone spoke to him like.... a person
“i’ll go with the window” 
“alright! go ahead and sit, then, and i’ll adjust you if i need to” 
and sure enough, when you go behind your canvas and look over his position, you decide to readjust 
but instead of just telling him to move his head so that he was facing you a bit more and to hold his shoulder slightly off the seat like a normal person, 
you walk over to him and lightly touch the side of his face to turn it towards your canvas 
the butler clears his throat and you’re like woAH 
“i’m sorry, i wasn’t thinking-”
“it’s fine” jaebum says, a small laugh escaping his lips 
and heyheyhey he’s attractive as hell when he smiles 
especially now that you’re so close to him 
“....anyway, if you could hold you shoulder ever so slightly away from the chair and turn your head a bit more towards me- yes, exactly like that!” 
and you start painting, unaware that between glances you take of him, the king takes his eyes off the window and watches you
the way you squint over the tiny details or shuffle around to get the right angle 
how you brushed a piece of hair out of your face and unknowingly trailed just a tiny bit of green paint across your hairline
you’re... the most unique person he’s encountered in a long time
until two hours pass in this fashion and his butler announces that he has to get back to his more demanding royal duties 
you finish up one last detail and step back, setting your brush on a table and bowing again to the king 
“you don’t have to do that”
... what? did the king just tell you not to bow to him
he clears his throat a bit and elaborates “we’re going to be here for a week or so, so we may as well be friends.” 
“i-i’m fine with that” 
he smiles, his eyes squinting “then i’ll see you tomorrow, y/n” 
it’s the first time he’s said your name and it feels like a shiver running slowly down your spine
oh no no y/n, you’re not developing a crush on the king, of all people. no nonononono
“you, too...”
“call me jaebum” 
“i don’t think i shoul-”
“it’s an order” 
and this time he’s not hiding his smirk or the mirth in his eyes 
who knew the king was so mischievous? 
“alright. jaebum” 
he takes your hand and presses a kiss to the back of your palm, his eyes never leaving yours
and just like that- as if he hadn’t just left you stunned- he turns on his heel and walks out of the room 
well, as far as first days at new jobs go, this one wasn’t terrible
not even a little bit terrible 
also... can any job be that bad when you get to stare at someone as attractive as the king.... jaebum... and get paid for it?? that’s a pretty sweet deal 
and then you get home and see the green paint on your hairline 
you’re like Oh MY GOD this has been the most embarrassing day of my life 
but like... jaebum doesn’t understand why he can’t get you, with that little dab of green paint on your face, out of his head
or the way your touch had felt against his face, so feather light
it’s been a while since anyone had the courage to touch him so blatantly... it’s cute 
and over the next few days, you gradually grow more accustomed to and comfortable with jaebum
when you call for a break, not only for you but for jaebum (sitting that still is hard, ok), he orders some tea and cookies and talks with you
and you’re bewildered as to how you ever thought he seemed intimidating
because yeah, he can seem cold from afar, with his intense stare and quieter nature 
the way he stoically delivers orders to his subordinates 
or how he still greets you with just a thin-lipped smile and a nod
but then he’ll like... miss his mouth when eating a tangerine and just kinda boop his chin
and then he’ll give the tangerine a little glare 
as if it’s the fruit’s fault 
or he’ll see you shiver in the cool palace air and ask one of the butlers to fetch a jacket for you
lately, he walks you to the palace gates when you’re done with your session for the day 
and it’s then, in those quiet moments to yourselves with no butlers around, that you get him to laugh and smile like he means it 
once, you picked a dandelion and blew all the seeds into his face
“oops” you said, smiling 
he blinked at you, breaking into a smile, himself 
“did you at least make a wish?” 
“a wish?” 
“aren’t you supposed to make a wish when you blow those things away?” 
the tips of his ears turned red
“i did make a wish, actually” 
“what was it?” 
“well, i can’t tell you! then it won't come true” 
“i’m the king, i’m sure i could help it come true” 
“it’s magic! you can’t mess with it! everyone knows that” 
you bend down to pick another dandelion, handing it to jaebum “here, make your own wish” 
he laughs “you want me to make a wish?”
“well, you’re the youngest king we’ve ever had- that’s got to be stressful. you might as well get to wish for a day off or a vacation or, i don’t know, maybe you just want me to finish that portrait already” 
at that, he looks at you, a curious expression on his face “i don’t want you to finish it” 
“what, never?” 
he doesn’t answer, instead blowing the dandelion seeds into the air and takes a step towards you
and for a second you imagine his kiss against your lips, his hands roaming 
how his hair would feel between your fingers 
but then he takes your hand and kisses the back like he always does 
“tomorrow, y/n” 
“... right”
the next day, everything went how it usually did
jaebum sat, looking regal, and you painted him
you were nearly done, actually. probably only needed another session or two and you’d be done
you were going to miss it, if you were being honest 
jaebum turned out to be a part of your day that you looked forward to
and now... would you ever talk to him again? 
at the end of the session, jaebum ushered his butler out of the room with a telling glance and approached you
he was silent for a second, his tongue probing the corner of his mouth
“y/n- the palace is hosting a gala to honor a visiting diplomat next week. will you come?” 
“oh! i’d be honored to attend!” 
“to be clear, i was asking if you would attend at my side”
oh
oH
OH
“oh,”
“if you don’t want to, that-”
“i do, i do! and i will! go with you, i mean” you clarify, flustered 
jaebum bites his lip, obviously trying to hold back a smile 
“ah, good, i was hoping you’d say that”
but you have to know if this means what you think it means
“why me, though? not that im not excited-” 
“i like you, y/n”
and now you’re really smiling, a blush dusting your cheeks 
“ah, good,” you mimic his statement from earlier “i was hoping you’d say that”
he laughs, taking your hand to lay a kiss on it like he always does 
but afterwards, instead of dropping your hand, he leans forward 
and you can smell his cologne and feel the heat from his body and woooah boy
he tilts your head so that he’s looking into your eyes and your lips are practically aching with the thought of what could happen
he leans down so that his lips are brushing your ears
and he speaks, his voice low
“you’ve got paint on your face” 
you pull back a bit, shocked, your hand flying up to find it
jaebum laughs, his hands pulling you back to him
“it’s right.... here” 
and then he kisses your forehead 
“tomorrow, y/n?” 
“tomorrow.”
and you can’t wait. 
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redheadedramblings · 6 years
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Hiding in a closet (one shot)
Title: Hiding in a closet (one shot) Paring: Bucky x reader words: 2,609 Summary: You and Bucky hide in a closet together to keep from getting caught on a mission A/N: I don't know how I feel about this one! Please let me know if you like it!
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“Im hungry.” “We just ate Buck.” You sighed not even looking up from the computer screen. Hunched over the desk you tapped your nails on the hard wood as you watched loading percent icon. “Well I’m hungry again” “God, you are acting like a child” “I get cranky when I’m am hungry” he mumbles crossing his arms. “Uggggghhhhh. You want to complain about anything else?” Your words came out a little harsher than you thought they would, you didn’t mean to snap. You were just tired. Seeing you a bit angry Bucky leaned back in the chair slightly and looked down at his feet. Being teamed up with Bucky wasn’t your favorite thing in the world, especially when you two went on stupid assignments like these. Steve would always try to make you feel better before you headed out with Barnes. What did he call it again? Oh, thats right a “bonding experience”. He said it would be a good way to get used to each other in the field. Collecting intel had to be the most boring thing in the world to you, it wasn’t exciting at all. “Christ, this is taking forever!” you ran your hands down your face. “How long does it take to download a few files? We have been here for an hours now.” The flash drive sure was taking its good old time. You thought that they two of you would be in and out but unfortunately it didn’t turn out the way you planned. The plan was simple, you and Bucky had to break into a house that belonged to an aid of a senator. What was this guys name again? Morgan? Fuck it. You don’t really remember, you were too busy throwing grapes at Bucky while Steve had his back toward the both of you going over your mission. The reason for your unwelcome visit was that Morgan was somehow involved with the one and only Alexander Pierce. So that means he has some sort of ties with Hydra. The two of you snuck into his house and were tasked to steal some files on his computer. It wasn’t supposed to be taking this long, you have been there for hours. “….Its too cold in here” Bucky leaned back in the leather chair. “…Oh. My. God. Your nickname is the “Winter Solider”! How are you cold?!” You looked up at him and slightly chuckled feeling some of your anger shed off of you. “He has the AC up too high I feel like we are in a freezer.” “Eh, I guess you are right.” You rested your head on the table and looked around the room and then back to the computer. “There must be a lot of files, thats probably why its taking so long” you huffed. “We better find something good in there for how long its taking” Bucky groaned. “I know right?” You shifted in your chair and reached down to itch your leg when suddenly something caught your eye. Turning you peered out the windows that were overlooking the driveway. Lights beams from a car began to flicker and you watched as a car pulled into the drive way. “Oh shit!” you shot up from your seat. “What?” Bucky jumped. “He’s back!” “What?” “Bucky, Morgan is back!” “Uh-oh” You looked down at the commuter screen. “What percent is it at now?” he asks reaching to his belt. “99%” You lower your voice as you hear someone enter the house. Bucky runs over to the light switch and turns them off, the room is now black. “He wasn’t supposed to be back this early!” you whisper “Damn it” Bucky growls slightly. “He is coming up the stairs!” You look down at the flash drive in the USB and your eyes light up as you watch the 99% finally turns to an 100%. Sighing in relief you grabbed the flash drive out and look up to see Bucky pulling out his gun and you frantically search for another way out.  The last thing you wanted was tomorrows headlines to be all about a senators aid begin murdered in his own house and you and Bucky being thrown in the doghouse. “Closet!” you grab his wrist and drags him over to a door and throws him in. You shut the door behind your self right before the door opens of the study. Morgan walks into the room with a brief case in hand. You listen as he walks over to his desk and sits down in the chair and starts up his computer. He types away on the keyboard and he picks up the phone and makes a few phone calls. For the moment, the two of you are safe. On the downside the you two are squished together, there isn’t much room to really do anything. You and Bucky struggle to contort your bodies in a way were you can both fit. Bucky was fidgeting and you rolled your eyes as your grabbed his shoulders and moved him in front of you so you were face to face. He gave into your grip and carefully tip toed from behind you, in the process he stepped on your foot. You winced and bent down and he let out a breathy laugh of amusement and you replied by sucked air though your teeth. The door had small slits in it which you both could see out of, the streaks of light were the only thing helping you see. The light illuminated his face, his towering figure standing above you looking down with his steal blue eyes. Your cheeks began to feel hot and your heart began to pound, you have never been this close to him before. You were so uncomfortably close to him, you could feel his body heat radiating off of him. Looking up at his face you starting tracing his jaw line with your eyes, his face was beautiful. His lips parted as he turned his head head to look though one of the slits in the door. Bucky sure was a handsome guy, but you never really took the chance to study his face in detail like this before. He was always the solider who you could harass on missions. Bucky swallowed and you watched his adams apple bob up and down and you bit your lip. He looked down at you and noticed you were staring at him. Your eyes widen and you quietly cleared your throat and began shuffling through your coat pockets. Pulling out your phone you turned it on and the light from the screen lit up the small closet space and you both squinted at the bright light. Turning the brightness now you went into your texts and pulled up Sam’s number. “Sam, we are currently in a bit of a situation. Bucky and I are at Morgans house and he came back early. We weren’t able to get out in time. Currently hiding in a closet with Barnes” You texted him. You adjusted your phone volume of silent and waited for him to respond. Bucky leaned forward and pressed his forehead to yours and looked down at your phone. You both waited for a moment until you saw him open your text and began to type. “You are stuck in a closet with Barnes? Sucks to suck” he replied. “This is serious Sam!” “Does Morgan know you are there?” “No” “Well then its not that serious. Just wait it out. He will leave eventually” You sighed realizing that was your only option, looking up at Bucky you scrunched up your face. “In the meantime while you are waiting you two can always just fool around. Just don’t be too loud.” You read the follow up text and your eyes opened wide with embarrassment and Bucky watched your expression change and he grabbed the phone out of your clutches. With the phone in his hands he glanced down at Sam’s text and you watched as his eyes widen and his metal hand reaches behind his neck. He then brings the phone closer to his face and begins to type but as he types he stops and sticks out his tongue. His thumbs move on the screen and he pulls the phone back from his face and he raises an eye brow. You look up at him with confusion and he brings the phone down to your eye level and you watch him try and type. Realizing the problem you hold your hands to your mouth and shut your eyes desperately trying not to burst out laughing. You grab onto his metal fingers and lift them up indicating that they are the reason he can’t type. It was so amusing watching him type, he got so into it until he realized that his left arm wasn’t working so his words were all jumbled up. “fuck” he mouths to you. Trying to compose yourself, you wipe the tears away from your eyes and he squints his eyes down at the phone. He brings his phone up to his face again and this time he uses just his flesh hand. He slowly types on the phones keyboard with one finger looking like a old man trying to figure out how a touch screen works. When he finally finished he grabs your hands and places the phone back in your palms. “Bucky said to fuck off and that he was going to kick your ass” you read the text that Bucky sends. You bite your lip and Bucky looks down and smiles. “Bring it old man” Sam types back. You show Bucky the text and he just rolls his eyes and scoffs. You put the phone back in your pocket and you lean back. The two of you are there for another hour and a half. Morgan is chatting away on his phone about god knows what, it wasn’t really important what ever it was. You were getting tired, all you wanted to do was go home and sleep till noon. Bucky’s head was leaning against the wall and his eyes were closed. Slowly you leaned you head forward and pressed your forehead against his chest, you didn’t care anymore. The exhaustion was taking over and your eyes felt heavy. You feel his body lean into your and he slowly wraps his arms around your body engulfing you with warmth. He is so warm, you could fall asleep any second. You don’t know how long you closed your eyes for but you flinched when you heard the room the the study close and the lights shut off. You opened your eyes, Bucky’s arms were still wrapped around you and he was still leaning against the wall. Looking up at his face you were tempted to say something when he spoke. “He just left. I can hear him walking to another room” He said softly. “Alright lets go” You break free from his grasp and the warmth was gone. Bucky grabbed the door handle and twisted it, opened the door just enough that the both of you could peer your heads out and look around. The two of you snuck out of the room and were able to creep down the stairs silently. Once the two of you were out of his house you walked back to the car that was parked about a block and a half away. “Holy shit that was terrible” you yelled as you sat down in the passenger seat and shut the door. “I don’t want to do that ever again” Bucky yawned as he put the key in the ignition. You put your hands in the pocket of your coat playing with the flash dive with your fingers. Thank god this whole thing was over, you thought. The car began down the road and Bucky stopped at a empty intersection. “Hey, take a right here” You say pointing to the road next to you. “Thats not the way home though” “No, but it is a way to a 24-hour diner. I thought we could get something to eat since you said you were hungry. You are still hungry right?” you inquired. He just looks over at you and shoots you a cheeky grin. “Yea I am” “Well then lets go” “Alright sounds good to me” Bucky’s face lights up and you both drive down the road into the night.
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borealnyx · 6 years
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the last jedi thoughts
i have thoughts and shit about this movie, read them if you wanna be spoiled or something
Finn was sidelined as fuck. like his whole arc is ultimately pointless af. Like sure, things blew up a lot. But his and roses contribution to the survival of the rebellion has killed way more rebels than it actually saved. And all of that just to keep him apart from poe and/or rey
Also Rose. I love her, she is great. But the fact that they included a kiss between finn and her feels forced and wrong to me
the idea that because the first order blew Coruscant, now the first order rules almost everywhere and the allies of the rebellion are in hiding is kinda too much of a strech. Like... weren’t they supossed to be a minor terrorist group that the senate wasn’t taking serously, and that’s why the rebellion had to be created?? Bring back politics into star wars, because this makes no fucking sense
snoke: why the fuck would they kill him. A waste of a good Andy Serkis if you ask me. The first order is gonna self destruct in like a month with kyle directing it.
Also phasma. WTF! She could be a cool character. But the only thing we get of her is being violent against finn and seeing an eye???
Benicio del toro and Laura dern’ characters, so nice to watch you on a star wars movie. Time to die i guess
Speaking about death. why is luke dead but leia is alive??????!!?! That’s gonna be a huge problem really soon but i guess that’s not a mess for ryan to clean so fuck that i guess
Also, the very idea that Luke Skywalker, the dude who saved the galaxy with the power of love, upon finding out that his nephew had dark thoughts sometimes, the very first thing he does is thinking about killing him, is ridicously insulting and compleatly ridiculous and i will not stand this absolute missunderstanding of his character. luke skywalker would sit beside ben, bring him tea or green milk or something and talk with him about his doubts, offering his full support. Any other option is out of character.
Any scene except the last one where kyle and rey interacted. Bullshit. the whole thing.Jane eyre shenanigans if you ask me and i don’t like them.
And in a more positive note, because i’m not always a complete pessimist and there are a lot of things that i actually liked in this movie:
I have never been happier of seeing a muppet in my entire life crazy swamp guy! yoda is everyone’s favourite yoda and crazy swamp guy! yoda around luke is even better (that scene could have used some obi-wan, but maybe that’s just me)
Poe. Just him having a personality and things to do in the plot. It was beautiful and i’m proud of him. That hot tempered pilot is going to be the saviour of the rebellion. A few things i loved about Poe are:
his relationship to BB8, and how he rubs its head like a dog because it’s a really good bot.
How much he respects Leia and leia in turn tells him that he is a reckless idiot while she worries about him. Sorry kyle, you have a brother now and he is better than you in every conceibable way
ready to fight 24/7, impulsive reckless and ready to blow up anything. Putting his life on the line again and again in the name of what’s right
ROASTING THE WEASEL MAN
After having a speaking role in six of the nine star wars movies, princess Leia Organa of Aldeeran has FINALLY spoken with another woman on the big screen for anyone to see
LEIA USING THE FORCE 
Leia being a general. It breaks my heart. just leia by herself is heartbreaaking, but leia tired, but also unsurprised when she loses people by the hundreds, berating others for putting lifes at risk... Leia has no one left to fight for except her soldiers and she wants them all to be able to go back home.... and im crying again
Billie Lourd being around.i don’t know how to put it into words, but it feels special that she shared screentime with her mother in her most iconic role. Like the mother-daugther legacy that star wars lacks in its stories.
LUKE. i know i said that the flashback scene is ridiculous and should be considered not canon. But the rest, from him tossing the lightsaber over his shoulder like it meant absolutely nothing to how he disolves into the force while looking at the twin suns... a true icon. a leyend a true drama queen, everything he does is beautiful i love him
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sebuntease · 7 years
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Question tag
We were tagged by: @koneko14
Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.
Admin Kenvy
Nickname: Jun. THE ADMINS CALL ME THAT ESP ADMIN CIARA (hiiii btch) Starsign: WHAT IS A STARSIGN?! OH IT’S THE ZODIAC LOL STUPID. I’m an Aquarius yeah man~ Height: i SRSLY dunno
Time right now: 9:56 pm Last thing googled: “WHAT IS A STARSIGN?” Favorite music artists: SEVENTEEN, YG ARTISTS, SPECIFICALLY 2NE1 AND WINNER. UP DHARMA DOWN, I CAN’T REMEMBER EVRY1 KALOKA Song stuck in your head: Smile Flower/Laughter - SEVENTEEN Last movie watched: UZUMAKI Last TV show watched: Weekly Idol Bigbang’s ep What are you wearing right now: An oversized grey t-shirt and a red pajama shorts lol When did you create your blog: I’M NOT REALLY SURE IF IT’S AUGUST OR JULY BUT I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S ON THE 11TH OR 12TH oh wait lol JUST BETWEEN THE TWO I FORGOOOT t_T What kind of stuff do you post: SEVENTEEN SCENARIOSSS, seventeen related stuffs~ Do you have any other blogs: Is my personal acc counted?? Do you get asks regularly: I think not regularly, but when we’re active Why did you choose your URL: bcs the blog is sebuntease. HAHAHAHA Gender: Female Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw (I ASKED THEM ABT THIS AND THEY SAID THIS LOL) Pokemon team: idk sht abt this im sorrrry Favourite colour: BLACK WHITE BLUE & RED (ppalgae~~) Average hours of sleep: 5-6??
Lucky number: 10 (YASSS) Favorite character(s): Wang So (Lee Joon Gi)  How many blankets do you sleep with: 1. IT’S SO HOT IN HERE IN THE PHIL GUYS. Dream job: Singer/Anything related to Psychology Following: i follow 275 peeeople
Admin Kate
Nickname: (i don’t really have one lol cuz my name is literally just kate and then my surname ;_;) Starsign: capricorn. Height: smol.
Time right now: 11:20am Last thing googled: mingyu smut (yes i search for smut everywhere.) Favorite music artists: SO MANY OH MY GOD UHM OKAY, SEVENTEEN, BTS, THE 1975, ATL TPR, HYUNA, DEAN, JUST SO MANY MORE LIKE ITS CRAZY. Song stuck in your head: Mama by BTS (hoseok’s solo asfhasg) Last movie watched: The smurfs. Last TV show watched: hwarang.
What are you wearing right now: a grey shirt that admin erika gave me on christmas (my fav) and denim shorts. When did you create your blog: August 11 or 12 IDFK IM SORRY IM SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON. What kind of stuff do you post: we are a seventeen blog dedicated to write works of fiction about the boys. Do you have any other blogs: other than my personal, nah. Do you get asks regularly: YES?? AND IM WE’RE SO SORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING SKJDFLJFSDG Why did you choose your URL: idk?? Gender: Female Hogwarts house: Slytherin. *smirks* Pokemon team: iDKKK Favourite colour: my favorite color is mint green, and just saying but my favorite shade is black. Average hours of sleep: REALLY RANDOM IT DEPENDS AND I DONT REALLY COUNT IT M SORRY KJSDFJLDG
Lucky number: I REMEMBER IT WAS 7 OR 8, i was always told it was either one of these two idk why.  Favorite character(s): ANIME? DRAMAS? CARTOONS? WHICH ONE? THERE ARE SO MANY THAT FUCK I MIGHT JUST FILL THIS WHOLE THING UP. How many blankets do you sleep with: 1. I SWEAT LIKE A PIG. Dream job: Anything doing performing arts, but i’d love to just dance. or sing, i just love it so much kasjdhjdfa but honestly, a really stable job is what i need aagh  Following: 1,082 people wow, thats alot. 
Admin Erika
Nickname: I HAVE THREE NAMES (incl erika) AND MY NICKNAME IS BASICALLY THE ACRONYM OF MY NAMES + SURNAME Starsign: Aries Height: THAT,, IS A REALLY PERSONAL QUESTION AND A REALLY DELICATE SUBJECT I REFUSE TO ANSWER i don’t even know the exact measurement but i guess u could say im smol smolest in fact compared to the other admins jkaSdhjkhfe (but if u see admin ciara she looks smoler (our height’s just have a teeny tiny lil difference) and really fluffy and adorable but u didn’t hear that from me shh)
Time right now: 2:07 am
Last thing googled: hair color trends (admin kate and i were looking for hair colors that might suit her)
Favorite music artists: THERE’S A LOT okay, SEVENTEEN, DEAN, SF9, HEIZE, FT ISLAND, ONE OK ROCK, SCANDAL (it’s an all-girl jrock band, not what you think it is lol), ROOKIEZ IS PUNK’D, LING TOSITE SIGURE, ALL TIME LOW, SLEEPING WITH SIRENS, PARAMORE, THE NEIGHBORHOOD, THE 1975 i think there’s more but these artists are whom i really like Song stuck in your head: Pour up (DEAN x ZICO YEAH MAN) Last movie watched: Psycho Pass: The Movie ( I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING IT AND THE ANIME SERIES. BOY, MY MIND WAS FUCKED EVERY FUCKING EPISODE THE PLOT TWISTS, THE CHARACTERS, THE DIALOGUE, THE STORYLINE, EVERYTHING OH AND ALSO THE DEEPNESS IT JUST MAKES U THINK ABOUT LIFE like i donteven think about it enough ugh IM CRAZY FOR THIS ANIME Last TV show watched: can’t remember if it was Psycho Pass (WATCH IT FIRST BEFORE THE MOVIE) or Gravity Falls (binge-watched it and spent hours watching and reading conspiracy theories lol) What are you wearing right now: An Ottawa Senators sweatshirt ( Candian ice hockey team) and shorts When did you create your blog: i.. don’t remember SORRY HAHAH What kind of stuff do you post: i like writing imagines, angst, fluff anything just not smut i can’t really write that sht lol Do you have any other blogs: just my personal one Do you get asks regularly: in this blog, yeah,, i guess?? I LOVE Y’ALL SORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING REGULARLY I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AND I GET ALL SHY SKDAKJD Why did you choose your URL: Admin Kenvy thought of it so idrk? haha Gender: Female Hogwarts house: not really fan of the series IM SORRY i had like two book cover versions, both completed given to me (they all got lost idk where they went sorry hp fans y’all prolly wanted to kill me) and for some reason i couldnt really get into it IDK BUT IT’S NOT LIKE I DON’T LIKE READING I LIKE BOOKS YES I LOVE READING Pokemon team: didn’t play pokemon go (the idea of opening the gps on my phone gives me the creeps it just really bothers me so much) but IM A BIG FAN OF THE OLDER VERSIONS I STILL PLAY IT WHEN I HAVE TIME USING AN EMULATOR ON MY PHONE Favourite colour: black, gray, blue, Average hours of sleep: 3-6 hrs i have a messed up sleep sched there are times i sleep 15+ hrs and there are times i don't sleep at all lol
Lucky number: idk heh Favorite character(s): THERE’S A LOT IT’S HARD TO NAME THEM ALL I WATCH ANIME KDRAMAS MOVIES READ BOOKS MANGAS ASHGDD How many blankets do you sleep with: just one,, are there even ppl who sleep with more than one?? don’t you just choose a thICKER one if it’s really cold????? Dream job: i have nothing in particular, but just a stable one that i like doing and one that i can use my skills (if i even have those) on to help other ppl ESPECIALLY IF IT PAYS WELL LOL I NEED TO FEED MYSELF AND MY FAMILY AND BEING A FANGIRL IS EXPENSIVE ESP IF YOU’RE IN A MULTI-FANDOM Following: in my personal blog, i just follow Tumblr staff and what17says for translations of what seventeens says lol (im sorry i don’t really use tumblr often i mostly use fb and twt hehehhe)
Admin Ciara
Nickname: Pat, Pat-pat (just call me Ciara) Starsign: what da ef is with that starsign? Just simply put Zodiac. anyways it’s Sagguittarius Height: It’s 5″1 i know it is not much but for me it is good enough. And people don’t believe me that my height is 5″1( MOSTLY MY FRIENDS THEY SAY THAT I’M JUST 4′11). IT’S 5″1 BISHES (IF U EVER READ THIS) I may be smol but i will fite you if you hurt my friends and fam
Time right now: 2:26 pm Last thing googled: Default. (LOL we, admins were together when we searched for that freakin default) The default in Basketball Favorite music artist: IN KPOP; SEVENTEEN, BLOCK B, EXO, GOT7, ASTRO, CNBLUE, IOI, RED VELVET, SF9, KNK, KARD NCT U,127,AND DREAM AND SO MUCH MORE. I could name artists from a-z, 1-9(names with 1 to 9 like; high4, sf9) OUTSIDE OF KPOP: Troye Sivan, Sam Smith, Krissy, The Weekend, Alessia Cara, Daya and more Song stuck in your head: Oh nana by KARD. That song is to die for lol. Whenever i play that song, people always ask for the artist’s name and the title Last movie watched: Uzumaki Live Action. I JUST WATCHED THIS WITH THE OTHER ADMINS AND IT WAS DISAPPOINTING AF. THE MANGA VERSION IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER. the movie was gore but not gore enough. I don’t recommend it to any of you. 
Last TV show watched: It’s Showtime. It’s a TV show here in the Philippines. What are you wearing right now: A black sleeveless shirt with three white stripes LOL. For the bottom, i’m wearing leggings with  that ripped effect but it is not .( People always get trolled whenever i wear this leggings, they’ll check it out- whether it’s ripped or not)
When did you create your blog: I think it was around September or October.  What kind of stuff do you post: I don’t post anything on my personal blog lol, But I re-blog with that acc. But with this blog, I post our replies to your fan mails. I might post a smut anytime now LOL Do you have any other blogs: Yup, aside from my personal blog, I have 2 more but I forgot the e-mil and the password LOL Do you get asks regularly: With this blog yes (just keep it coming hoes) Why did you choose your URL: It wasn’t me who chose that Gender: Female Hogwarts house: A potterhead right here. Whenever I play a quiz to know which hogwarts house I am, i always get Slythrerin. I even tried the one in facebook for the profile pic framing, i got Slytherin. Slytherin it is Pokemon team: I don’t play pokemon go. MY answer is same with Erika’s so just read her’s Favourite colour: Black, Purple, Violet, Lavender, White, Burgundy And some shades of blue Average hours of sleep: 10 (nap and sleep at night, combined) I can sleep for 20 hours non-stop. (for the Filipinos out there: Kahit tulog ako ng tulog hindi ako tumatangkad. Kaiyak bes)
Lucky number: idk Favorite character(s): Where? K-DRAMAS? MANGA? MOVIE? STORY? ANIME? There are lots and I don’t remember most of their names How many blankets do you sleep with: one, This should’ve been; How many pillows do you sleep with?; How many stuff toys do you sleep with? If those were the questions, my answers would be: 5 pillows and 10 stuff toys(no one’s too old for stuff toys) If you think otherwise, FITE ME. (i agree with Erika on this one.) Dream job: I’d like to have many jobs.But for now, I want to be a GEOLOGIST. You’d be able to go to diff places and i think it’s exciting. It’s also one of the most needed jobs in the country and the salary’s not too bad. Following: Most of the follower of this blog( about 300 of the followers, that’s not even half of the followers, i didn’t know we’d reach 1k) but lately I’ve been lazy so yeah.
We’re tagging: ALL OF OUR FOLLOWERS WE WANNA KNOW Y’ALL MORE~
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isaacathom · 6 years
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why the fuck all these sorcerers old maes of rothbarts, huh. and whythe fuck do they always turn her into a swan. like, ok, clavius or w/e the fuck from the second movie gets a pass because it was odettes idea (and, again, i love odette, so im all for it. and it was a good plan). zelda has no excuse. did she not know about this. why would you turn her into a BIRD. WHO CAN /FLY/. why not like... a fucking turtle or smth. slow as fuck. stck in a cave in a mountain. she cant do shit. or is it that odettes just got that swan magic shit stuck on her from rothbart so its just swans all the way down. since i GUESS zelda and clavius are both weaker than rothbart, which makes them weird villains actually. like why would i give a shit about rothbarts apprentice if the one time derek met rothbart he killed him after like, idk, a 5 minute fight? yea derek nearly died but thats an average sunday for him. thats how it is. shot him once he died. this isnt complex.
also on the revive thing. that was why i didnt like the third movie. if we say the first one is ‘good’ (certainly not a bad childrens film, obvs). the second movie does enough new that its not just a retread. odette turning into a swan by her own choice, despite the risks, and her saving derek, and her not dying (tho jean bob did, which i did not remember happening, but ok). and it showed a development in the relationship. and encouraged ol dere-boy to appreciate his wife and mother sometimes. thats good. happy for the guy.
then you cut to movie three and dereks just lying to his wife despite the fact she has VERY REASONABLE objections to keeping dark magic shit lying around, given that she straight up died because of it once. she’s in the right here. derek is noble, perhaps, but an absolute idiot. then odette gets captured again, fuck me, then she gets rescued, again, and then instantly gets fucking killed by a fireball. well i mean fuck i guess. then she comes back even though she defintiely straight up died. in movie 1 you can wiggle the timing of it, held her last breath outta the power of love or whatever, but swan!odette got struck by a fireball and woulda crashed into the ground below, fucking her Right up. she straight up dead. so what the fuck gives. how the fuck is she back? which bitch is magic here. did derek fucking call upon dark magic to revive his wife? i have questions. also its just boring.
ok whats movie 4. christmas? THEIR FIRST CHRISTMAS???? youre telling me that the first three movies take place over the span of less than a year??? and season wise, probably like.. 6 months, tops? what the fuck? jesus. that paints derek in a bad fucking light, i tell ya. fucks him right up. god dammit derek. ‘chest with an r on it’ where did it come from? who put it there? ubertas castle isnt the same castle as the one derek has, since derek’s used to be rothbarts. that was a plot point. if i was gonna find some soul box of rothbarts, itd be in rothbarts old castle. so... why is it in ubertas? is my question? ok.
rothbart did you learn NOTHING from the first movie. stop turning her into a fucking swan. you fucking idiot what the fuck. god dammit. oh, so finally derek dies? took em 4 movies and 20 years. there we go. and is revived by the sprit of chr- oh my god. ok lets not worry about the christmas movie. whats the next one.
ok so i guess the reason she keeps going swan is because shes the Swan Princess. as like, an entity. she didnt become it because of rothbart, she was always it, like, spiritually? prophetically? ok. fine. shouldnt a stopped rothbart clipping her wings or whatever. and she is straight up magic? alright. fair. i buy that. it explains a lot. and the dark arts just straight up try to set her on fire? hardcore. but then you kill some random peasants instead. thats awkward.
ok honestly i think i just flat out dont understand what the 5th movie is about beyond like, prophecies, scullions (the fuck is a scullion? squirrels? ok. also the surname of an australian senator, how bout that) and like.... some shit. dunno what the fucks up with that but ok. we’ll just uh. leave that one. at least i didnt have to imagine odette and derek fucking because given how old i was when i watched the first movie im not sure i ever want to think about that (naturally now i have to. oh boy)
‘scully in ghost form’ ok we’ve gone off the rails here, i think. more fucking ghosts. but like, ghost animals. one who everyone can see? which sort of renders his death in the last film a bit moot, if he sticks around anyway. at least in the original three, people got REVIVED by like, Love or something. poor scully doesnt even get that. just has to be a ghost instead. far out.
oh piss off lads theyre like 12. no romance for the 12 year olds please.
‘uberta, still in love’ didnt uberta and rodgers confess in movie 4 or something. or did we all just sort of not deal with that. its not like they died or anything to wipe their memories. so why wouldnt they still be in love, is what im saying. im confused by this statement. oh my bad i skimmed, she fell in love with some other idiot. alright uberta. go for it i Guess. he’s probably some dark mage but alright dont worry about it.
‘count antonios submarine’ his what? his What? no straight up, his what? they have SUBMARINES????? but??? what?????? ? someone more up to date on swan princess lore, how does he have a submarine????? the tech level has been like, solid pre-victorian before this, right. like medieval english shit. where the fuck did he get a SUBMARINE. A SUBMARINE. what the fuck. ? like i know that the ‘reboot’ or 3d movies are kinda weird for the canon just in general but ? a submarine??? lads.
‘now called prince lucas’ it has not been adequately explained to me why this is. are these wikipedia pages written by children? im very confused. why would he be a prince. alise i get, she was adopted, but lucas still has parents. yea he was given up for adoption at some point, but he’s fine now. so. yknow. ? pardon. wouldnt just giving him a title like Lord or smth make more sense, narratively. like the whole thing earlier was that he felt about his status difference with alise (despite alise being an ex-peasant too? but thats fair) so wouldnt like, giving him a lord title or smth fit that without making No fucking sense. is there some other kingdom now? that he a prince of? wikipedia i need answers.
ok i saw the cover for the 8th movie and what the Fuck did they do to derek. no. my man. what the fuck.
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something about that face is viscerally distressing to me. they havent put him on a over since movie 5, probably matching his uh. completely fucking irrelevance. but Oof. keep him off the cover, maybe. what the fuck. im wounded. also the fact yuri lowenthal voices reboot derek still fucks me up even though i have never heard him in the role. as you can tell. by me reading the wikipedia descriptions of all movies post original trilogy. oof.
so, Z’s huh. is that right. Z’s. ok so, first, Zorro. second, there is literally a character whose name starts with Z already part of the canon, that being Zelda from the third movie. she’s dead as fuck, but the track record here prevents nothing.
‘ghost rope’ mhm. ‘glass is the only thing that can hold a ghost’ i cant tell if this contradicts the ghost box from movie 4 or not but i feel like it does. i feel like everything i was just told about ghost mechanics contradicts the 4th movie in some way. then again the fucking rothbart box is just a ??? where did that come from. who put that there. did the fucking forbidden arts manifest it. lads? the box confuses me, still, and its been like 15 minutes since i read that page anyway, at LEAST.
so, ghost rope. and the Z’s are N’s. oh ok. cool.
ok again, the submarine. why is there a submarine. i cant handle that.
ok so what ive learnt is that the first two movies are probably the most cohesive, and at the stretch the first four are probably a decent set. basically, the first movie is fine, and you can watch any up until 4 with it still basically making sense (bar the FUcking Ghost Box???? what the fuck). decently cohesive on plot alone. the 3d jump for movie 4 is good reason to cut it out, but if you dont give a shit then thats fine, right.
everything after 4 is just a ??? ok.
a fucking submarine, REALLY
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Ariana Grande is continuing her mission to spread love and that includes protecting her own. She took it upon herself to firmly respond to multiple haters online. Ariana clapped back at those doubting and questioning her lightning-fast engagement to Pete Davidson. She was tagged by a fan account on IG who posted a paparazzi photo where Pete is clearly flipping off the camera. One fan commented on the post, “BRUH IM DEAD HE FLIPPING US OFF”. Ariana responded to the fan clarifying who Pete was flipping off, “R u NuTS?????? The PAPS..not YOU…..???? ever…??? Stop w this sh–. Please. Forreal. I love ya’ll too much for this. Enough w the ig/ twitter war thing. It ends now.” Ariana responded to this fan a second time adding, “yall r so loved. Stop trying to start sh–. Everything is so beautiful right now. Im over it.”
Another user captured a screenshot of a DM from Ariana reading, “hey pls stop w the hate and all the nonsense opinions n stuff. It’s no fun for anybody in the fandom nor for me. I love ya’ll a lot… like family. And i work really hard to make you happy. Please be supportive and kind to each other and about my life if thats ok. Thats all i ask in return.” We gotta say, Ari has some good points here. None of her pleas seem crazy or unreasonable. She’s in love and she would like her fans to be respectful and supportive of that.
Ari inserted herself another fan conversation, this time about a lyric in her new song “The Light is Coming”. The fan asked her about the line “You wouldn’t let anybody speak and instead”- which is a sample from a 2009 town hall meeting in Pennsylvania where Democratic Senator Arlen Specter is disagreeing with a voter over the issue of privatized health insurance. Ari clarified her use of the sample in the song responding, “It’s about people & their loud ass opinions making them deaf to others & the light.”
We’ve got one last clap back treat for you guys. By now you may have seen Ariana’s since deleted tweet answering a fan that asked “how long Pete is”? The fan quickly updated the question adding, “as in the interlude not as in…” and to our delight Ariana had some fun in her response writing, “Like 10 inches? Oh f**k… I mean… like lil over a minute.” Regardless of what fans and critics are saying on social media, Ariana and Pete seem to be going strong. The two were seen strolling in NYC Monday morning with Starbucks cups in hand. What do you guys make of all these clap backs from Ariana? Do you think they will actually end the war over her engagement? Get typing below. Then click here to see a BET Awards themed episode of Dirty Laundry. As always, I’m your host Renee Shaffi, thanks for tuning in to Clevver!
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