#if you dont like me you can kiss my ass

[jokerbabyg]

😆🤣

#funny #kiss my ass #if you dont like me you can kiss my ass #butt hole #true #respect #trust #smart #joke #cool #jokes #skills #funny guy

[ecocharlier]

I made a thing and I'm super duper embarrassed about it but do you wanna see? 👀

#its like a reader insert but with drawing? idk man been thinking about how much i wanna kiss a stupid ass man #and my brain decided this was the way to cope #you already know who it is right? i dont have to say it? #please tell me i dont have to say it i dont think i can manage

[u5an5]

I know ultimate sacrifice is dying in fight for what matters the most and in 100% cases it was reversed by kissing headcanon is strong, but what if your existence was erased from the universe and only I remember about you now instead, huh?

#the fact that 100% cases is a one game is irrelevant #so far rule was simple: hedgehog has to be kissed to be deadn't #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime season 3 #shadow the hedgehog #i know that making potentialy at least several episodes if not a whole season without titular character is unlikely but what if? #it seems to be year of Shadow so its more likely than ever #sonadow #the “i heart you too”/“you must hate having to admit you need me” callback potential is too good #its not even as much about shipping as hoping for it to be meanigful in any way #i just want it to be more than everyone being sad and constantly saying how amazing he was and how they miss him #& brooding shadow grudgingly working with nine/anyone else because they forced him to and them winning because of power of friendship #and shoving a chaos emerald up sonics ass and everything going back to how it was #i want character development for shadow too damn it! #i want him to make some sort of a sacrifice too #i want him to fight for it. i want him to struggle without sonic. i want him to regret. i want him to go trough 5 stages of grief. #i! want! him! to! FEEL!!! #and what i DEFINITELY dont want is '06v2 #which potentialy can be the case but with “everything is back to normal as if it never happened but i remember Everything” instead #(hopefuly cause if theyre gonna retcon themseves again i swear im gonna give birth of cacti out of my ass) #sonic prime #sonic prime s3 #sth #in this concept sonic goes away somewhere in the first episode/somewhere early in s3 btw #and other ppl will remember sonic in some way at some point or at least help shadow cause lets be honest he needs all the help he can get #but make it gradual and more like a snyder sized movie than a tvshow

[jichanxo]

kitakata sensei au stuff [from sept/2023]

#kuwagami #kuwana jin #yagami takayuki #lost judgment #kitakata sensei #jichanart #you ever look at two guys who do nothing but fight and go “ah... but what if they were... domestic” #anyway truly shocked that i dont see more kitakata sensei content out in the wild idk i think it's a fun concept #like hear me out yagami helps out the mrc like canon except he meets kitakata there and they proceed to have the pettiest beef ever #and a nice mundane enemies to lovers romance #like i love the high stakes of canon but having them fight over pointless shit is also good #yagami complains to all his friends about this dickhead he met at his volunteering work and then is forced to admit he wants to kiss him #“kiss” lol. fucking is also an acceptable option (and kaito will say it even if yagami refuses to) #also yeah i gave him his kuwana hair instead i'm not giving him that cringe ass canon haircut lmao #ALSO also kitakata sensei vapes on the school roof absolutely #ive thought a lot about this au can you tell #(looks at my unfinished fanfiction)

[ticklet0d]

I feel like Ponyboy whenever he was failing most of his classes

I want a Darry to help me with my math hw 😭

#ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #the outsiders #help me #homework sucks #do your homework #if you dont you'll end up like me #you dont want to be like me.... #World History can kiss my ass

[hecksupremechips]

Persona romance routes are all pretty bad but damn they really hit rock bottom with p3p femc route like the misogyny is very blatant and it’s almost hilarious like look at the Shinjiro romance. When you do his social link he’s like very clearly respectful of Kotone as a leader and explicitly says stuff like "oh yeah you’re clearly the best fighter we have, I don’t really know much about fighting like you do, I hope I’m not dragging you down, you’re doing a good job as leader just remember to take care of yourself, everyone looks up to you I know you can rely on them" etc. like he has faith in her leading abilities. But then when you romance him he’s like got dialogue like "bwah bluh i gotta look after you because you’re a GIRL and you need to stick by me, a big strong MAN so you don’t get hurt" and "don’t wear that revealing outfit in front of other guys 👺" and it’s like. Does he respect her or not and also like it doesn’t make sense for him to look down on her for being a girl cuz he literally has never not been led by a girl leader during his time in sees and Mitsuru in particular really has her shit together when it comes to being responsible and a good fighter and she’s always known the most about Tartarus

It’s also like. Idk maybe its just me I’m not a girl so FUCK IF I KNOW but to me the appeal of romancing Shinji is the fact that he’s sweet and sensitive and gentle and has respect for you despite the fact that he acts all scary. That’s like, what made me like this character in the first place. But the writers seem to think what women want is for a BIG STRONG MAN to protect them because they are just DELICATE WOMEN who are inferior in every way it’s like. Shut upppp thanks

#persona #persona 3 #shinjiro aragaki #this is soooooooo obviously not the only romance route that sucks in this game yall know which one im referring to 🤨 #and i actually tend to think of the shinji romance as the best one in the series cuz at least his confession scene is the only unique one #that really highlights who he is as a character and goes with the story #but ughh just idk its so annoying how the writers cant decide if hes sexist or not its really weird and its like #really shows how poorly the writers think of women playing their game its like all the romance options are trash and then your boyfriend is #sexist to you and its so clearly done in a way thats supposed to be romantic which is. ew #like idk if my partner was like talking about how i need to stay close to them because im a weak girl and they are strong man #especially when im literally the leader of the team and have been doing perfectly fine thus far and am clearly the strongest here #id simply run him over with a bulldozer #and its like this will all the guys in this game its like girl shut up and eat glass #meanwhile when youre a male protagonist your gf will kiss your ass to the point its infuriating #and their character arcs can never be too grand cuz then they might not wanna fuck you if they realize they have worth #uh sorry my brain is all over the place basically i hate persona romances lol and i hate how they wrote shinji in his #like dammit i dont want him cuz hes gonna protect me like a man i want him cuz he isnt great at fighting and prefers cooking and puppy dogs #and has respect for me and trusts my judgement and asks me to talk about my life and interests and smiles sweetly #but god forbid a woman in this series be respected i guess

[nomaishuttle]

sometimes u put yr playlist on shuffle a song comes up and you have to put another song in the queue immediately as soon as it comes on bc it makes you think of that song

#this is abt aura by ghost and pals Sry everytime i hear it im like a fiddle This is just like devil went down to georgia and then i have to #put devil went down to georgia in the queue #i think its a fiddle innit.. it sounds like a fiddle but im also NOTORIOUSLY bad at telling instruments apart. <- guy who once couldnt tell #if something was a guitar or a piano i actually rly rly rly rly dont wanna get into it okay. #i guess you didnt know it but i am a fiddle player too 😏😏 #sry. the other thing this post is abt is kiss me and ladies in their sensibilities sweeney. obviously those r connected #but if ladies in their sensibilities comes on by itself i quite literally couldnt be assed so everytime i have to put kiss me on instead an #add lits to the queue. bc them together is like the best song i ever heard its just that the beginning of lits is just kind of boring It #does get stuck i my head sometimes but the supreme part is the end thats Basically just a reprise of kiss me #but also theyre kind of the same song anyways at least o wowww i was just typing in tempo with the fiddle that was awesome. at least on the #2012 soundtrack aka the best one talk to the hand or dont i dont wanna hear it. well i do want to hear it it being the 2012 london cast #recording of sweeney todd starring michael ball and imelda staunton. ANYWAYS!! in that one the songs lead in to eachother #ive listened to all the other soundtracks but idr if they do that.. well ill tell u the movie doesnt bc it doesnt have kiss me. which is #just so. the johanna anthony romance doesnt rly have much substance in the first place and yr taking away like. their duet together. ok.... #AND yr taking away the end part of lits? the best part of that song? whatever its fine its fine. #if anybody is curious my ranking of casts is 2012 > obc > movie > 2006 i fucking hate 2006 or 2005 or whatever i hate it sm it makes my #blood literally boil im sry. i fucking LOATHE it idk what it is well i do but this post is already 5000000 years long. idt the new one is #out fully yet... i was ok with the songs i have heard but idk where id rank it yet. i should prolly check if the full things out yet omg so #me and my lampstie (way of saying my siblings name if theres something deeply wrong with you) can listen :]

[brightbluekicks]

the blandest bitchiest straight girl i know called me an npc today as an attempted insult and im still thinking about it hours later because its so weird. why would you say that lmao

#i like that it implies that she is more important than i am. because like. in what regards? you are some random ass loser and this is DRAMA #you dont get brownie points for being bitchy and hating on people having fun in drama! and im more interesting and hotter than you anyway. #she can wear her same hoodie and jeans every day and straighten her hair for prom and stick her tongue down some straight guys throat and #she will still look bitterly unhappy. well good on you sweetie. im sorry my life is just so much more interesting and beautiful im embracing #joy in everything. i have a hot lesbian in this class who kissed me on monday in front of all of you for the hell of it. and my boots have #flowers on them. so fucking there #salem talks! #im being petty. but i literally cannot understate how much she hates me and how much i think it is funny

[shapeofmetal]

literally just animate her doing the caramelldansen lmaoo

literally that's not what I asked for

#guys I do really love all the memes you have been sending #they have been so much fun #but animation takes time and while I can do it its more then I was planning on #animation is a very time intensive art form and even a little meme like carameldancen could take me all day #I am planning on drawing more of these but ngl this kinda took the wind out of my sails #literally dont do this #I'm not an art vending machine that you put demand quarters into and get out free art #I'm not asking you to kiss my ass but please treat me like a person

[throwawaytabs]

ive realised, its not that my family is against me or out to get me, its just that theyre indifferent to me & they want their kicks one way or another

be it drama, resources, revenge, someone to take their emotions out on; they want their kicks and dont care who gets hurt or traumatized. especially not me.

white family be like

#family issues #not even my dad cares. he just wants to get revenge on my mom for kissing someone else once & letting me take another year bc i failed a yr #not even realising that he'll make me take another year if he goes through w/ it. he just wants his kicks. #it hurts. #im indifferent and sometimes neutral to most of my family. theres only like 2 or 3 people i hate and 5 i feel safe with. out of alot. #my dad & half sister are like ok i guess but i dont feel as safe w/ them. theyre safer than everyone im indifferent/neutral with though #also b4 someone gets angry that i said white family be like; this is a REALLY white family & i practically glow in the dark #like if a sunbeam shone on my skin id light up a whole ass room #too bad you cant drag tags on mobile anymore #im like. the kid of 2 black sheeps. i have double of the black sheep curse. im just lucky i didnt have much physical abuse #that i remember #also when i say im indifferent; it just means i just stay clear of them; i stay wary & i care about them like a stranger in the store #neutral means i dont know if theyre safe or not and my opinion can swing either way

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Okay I feel very silly rn because I keep thinking about Cousin's Cute Friend and I am literally squishing my face into my cat plushie (that my cousin bought for me btw <3) and trying not to scream. On the train chewing a string attached to the plushie and smiling like a wee teen experiencing a crush for the first time. And I keep checking my phone if he texted me back (I asked for his Instagram after we chatted a lil bit). And I also keep checking if my bestie read the messages from me where I told her about everything. Like a wall of text. Going insane. Good lord

#and like this isnt a crush i like im demi and i met him only two times and i don't know him well #but! hes very pretty and i am still not over just. someone liked me. someone outright told me they find me attractive #and my touch starved ass finally got some attention i love cuddles #i literally feel like i look like a stereotypical teen in love screaming into a pillow giggling blushing kicking feet twirling hair etc etc #i dont remember if i mentioned that in my previous silly posts but he kissed my forehead when saying bye #girl. okay. god #like this tall beautiful person held my head and leaned over and kissed my forehead how can you expect me not to go absolutely batshit wild #send help #bee buzz

[ladyimaginarium]

ok so i& was holding myself& back by a thread for a few days but. beyonce's lemonade album is. quite litcherally marlontine in an au where he lives & he has to answer to her. basically that whole speech in waiting to exhale where she takes his shit & burns his shit while smoking a cigarette. she destroys his ass lmao

#arcana.txt #YOU CAN TASTE THE DISHONESTY ITS ALL OVER YOUR BREATH !!!! [...] WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY LOVE !!!!! #HOLD UP THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU !!!! [...] CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S NO OTHER MAN ABOVE YOU!!!!!! #WHAT A WICKED WAY TO TREAT THE GIRL THAT LOVES YOU !!!!! #WHAT'S WORSE LOOKING JEALOUS OR CRAZY OR LIKE BEING WALKED ALL OVER LATELY I'D RATHER BE CRAZY !!!! #WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS !!!!! YOU AINT MARRIED TO NO AVERAGE BITCH BOY !!!!! #BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD COMPLEX MOTIVATE YOUR ASS CALL ME MALCOM X!!!!! #WHEN YOU H.URT ME YOU H.URT YOURSELF !!!! DON'T H.URT YOURSELF !!!! WHEN YOU L.OVE ME YOU L.OVE YOURSELF !!!! L.OVE GOD HERSELF !!!!! #I AM THE DRAGON BREATHING FIRE !!!! BEAUTIFUL MANE IM THE LION !!!!! BEAUTIFUL MAN I KNOW YOU'RE LYING !!! #BLINDLY IN L.OVE I FUCKS WITCHU TILL I REALIZE IM JUST TOO MUCH FOR YOU !!!!! #HEY BABY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS !!!!!! [...] JUST GIVE MY FAT ASS A BIG KISS BOY TONIGHT IM FUCKING UP ALL YOUR SHIT BOY !!!!!! #WHEN YOU PLAY ME YOU PLAY YOURSELF !!!!! WHEN YOU LIE TO ME YOU ONLY LIE TO YOURSELF !!!!! YOU'RE ONLY LYING TO YOURSELF !!!!! #THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING !!!! YOU KNOW I GIVE YOU LIFE !!!!! IF YOU TRY THIS SHIT AGAIN !!!!! YOU GON' LOSE YOUR WIFE !!!!! #HE ALWAYS GOT THEM FUCKING EXCUSES I PRAY TO THE LORD YOU REVEAL WHAT HIS TRUTH IS !!!! #I LEFT A NOTE IN THE HALLWAY BY THE TIME YOU'LL READ IT I'LL BE FAR AWAY [...] BUT I AINT FUCKIN W/ NOBODY #S.UICIDE BEFORE YOU SEE THIS TEAR FALL DOWN MY EYES !!!! ME & MY BABY WE GON BE ALRIGHT WE GON LIVE A GOOD LIFE !!!! #BIG HOMIE BETTER GROW UP !!!! [...] ME & MY WHOADIES BOUT TO STROLL UP I SEE THEM BOPPERS IN THE CORNER THEY SNEAKING OUT THE BACK DOOR !! #HE ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M NOT THERE HE BETTER CALL BECKY W/ THE GOOD H.AIR !!!! #SHE WALKED INTO THE CLUB LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS GODDAMN SHE MURDERED EVERYBODY & I WAS HER WITNESS !!!! #YOU'LL ALWAYS COME BACK TO MEEEEEEE !!!! COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK !!!!! #DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL & DADDY MADE A SOLDIER OUT OF ME !!!! W/ HIS GUN W/ HIS HEAD HELD HIGH HE TOLD ME NOT TO CRY OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT !!! #HE HELD ME IN HIS ARMS & HE TAUGHT ME TO STRONG HE TOLD ME WHEN HE'S GONE HERE'S WHAT U DO !!!! #WHEN TROUBLE COMES TO T.OWN & MEN LIKE ME COME AROUND OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT !!!! #MY DADDY WARNED ME ABOUT MEN LIKE YOU HE SAID BABY GIRL HE'S PLAYING YOU!!!!!! #10 TIMES OUT OF 9 I KNOW YOU'RE LYING BUT 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 I KNOW YOURE TRYING SO IM TRYING TO BE FAIR & YOURE TRYING TO BE THERE & TO CAR #& YOU'RE CAUGHT UP IN YOUR PERMANENT EMOTIONS ALL THE LOVING IVE BEEN GIVING GOES UNNOTICED ITS JUST FLOATING IN THE AIR !!!! #ONLY WAY TO GO IS UP SKIN THICK TOO TOUGH !!!! CAUSE YOU & ME COULD MOVE A MOUNTAIN !!!! YOU & ME COULD CALM A WAR DOWN !!! #9 TIMES OUT OF 10 IM IN MY FEELINGS BUT 10 TIMES OUT OF 9 IM ONLY HUMAN TELL ME WHAT DID I DO WRONG !!!! #g-d just. POWER COUPLE #TELLTALE WE COULDVE HAD IT ALLLLLLL

[fellhellion]

it feels like im reading against the intended tone of the relationship and character but god. if you take dana’s actions purely at face value the kind of person it paints is like. One I have a lot of complicated feelings about. 

#like dont get me wrong miguel needs his ass kicked several ways to sunday for the cheating #but man. is there something to be read in someone who #finds a scaple and digs DEEP when she wants to hurt someone. like hanging out with Stone - KNOWING he drugged miguel - because she wants to #needle him about not spending time with her. kissing gabriel while saying not to let the past affect his relationship w his brother now #LIKE. on one hand i can just chalk this up to shitty misogynistic 90s writing and theres absolutely an element to that #but on the other hand im like how do you fuck up interiority on this woman specifically SO hard if youre not going to interogate the actions #she takes or offer an insight into how this character thinks or considers others around her #when other women in this series like Xina and Conchata have really interesting and compelling dynamics and actions that you can dig at from #several difffent angles like #THROWING MY HANDS IN THE AIR! GOD! I want the writing to give a shit about how it constructs Dana and what that implies about the kind of #person she is #tunes talks critical #<- since there’s an element of me bitching shdhd #tunes talks 2099 #and like. I don’t need Dana to be a ‘good’ person! I want her to be a person that I can interpret the mindset of! and understand the way shw #views other people and herself and it just doesn’t feel like the writing gives her that grace

[kaeyapilled]

Any thoughts about zhongluc?

if i copy and paste my dainluc answer will it be rude. my thoughts are basically the same (feels like a very random match, stories dont cross at all, cant think of a way their personalities could combine to make for a fun dynamic)

#i can sort of respect the grind to make literally any pair of men kiss though i guess #askpilled #zhongli #diluc #if you sent me an ask ages ago for an ask game and i never responded to you and you see me respond to these asks #uhhhhh my apologies. dont know what goes wrong w me when it's an ask game #if it's just a normal ass ask like this im suddenly capable of answering #anyways i digress

[fiberc]

ohhghh i hate the scout achievements so much i cant get them. but i want the fucking milk bottle. so i can do the funny pose .g And i mean im not new to this game this is my second steam account

#150 hours into this game i expect to be at least decent. and i am? sorta? #i guess ???? #and i shouldnt be comparing scout to medic but i do waay. way. way better at med #like i will Beat the crap outta you #but as scout w double jump and speed i still get trapped #i think its because i play too. forward(?) like im running in there like i can just will them to die #when scout is more of in MY mind a support-offense. follow the soldiers and pyros out there and pick out the scraps thatr still standing #oh this is getting long. but im sick rn so you Have to read all of this you have to #in alot of vasual servers though our soldiers and demos dont really go. like im pretty sure its a coordination problem #(absolutely not trying to hide the fact i suck ass) #anyway . i can kill a scout way faster and more efficiently as med rather than scout. #and alot of my problems lie w like the fact that i Love jumping and not staying still at all (but to the point i cant even goddamn aim) #i should go mge sometime. #just scared to people beating thr shit outta me #did you Actually read all of that? holy crap. wanna kiss (PLATONI #text

[4uru]

Jace: *exists*

Me: ew🤢🤮

Celine: *literally just as bad except for thr incest shit*

Me: 💍💍💍💍

#my gayass- #if i existed in that world #she would kill my ass dead #i would let her #hatecrime me mommy #😐i dissapointed myself with that last one #the jace girlies wants to kiss him #i wanna kiss his mom #gurl i know i can treat u better than he (stephen) can #and any girl like u deserves a pansexual #tell me why are we wasting time *dont knkw this part* WHEN YOU CAN BE WITH ME INSTEAD- #celine montclaire #celine herondale #jace herondale #auru stop shitposting #auru's tmi shitpost