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povlnfour · 4 months
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ BEACHED! (OP81)
pairing: oscar piastri x f!reader
summary: after oscar saves you from an embarrassing accident on the beach, you accidentally go viral
warnings: cheesy humour, chaos
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yoursername shout out to australia, especially to the random dude in orange who saved my life from prematurely ending (note: waves in australia are brutal stay away if you can't swim)
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yourbsf NO FR SHOUT OUT TO KING I WAS TOO BUSY LAUGJING AND TAKING PHOTOS
yoursername I NEARLY DIED Y/B/F
yourbsf i was too busy giggling! your dream boy and first time he's seeing you is nearly drowning
friend1 Y/N DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS (6)
yoursername an australian?
user IS THAT OSCAR???
user oscar in papaya even on the beach… i fear he has no other clothes
user WHAT IS GOING ON
user NOT ME SEEING OSCAR TODAY AFTER HE SAVED A RANDOM GIRL FROM DROWNING?!?!
yoursername who tf is oscar
oscarpiastri hi! random dude in orange here
yourusername UM.
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[captions:
1. treated the tour guide to lunch :)
2. note: don’t let an f1 driver drive the golf cart if you value your life. moments before i nearly died (again)]
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yourusername live evidence of the moment my tour guide turned on me
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user UHHHH
user oh so now they’re hanging out… i smell love at first sight
user NOT HIM DIVE BOMBING YOU????
oscarpiastri HEY i saved you again as well🙄
yourusername AFTER I SWALLOWED LIKE A GALLON OF WATER
friend1 @/yourbsf where were you during this murder attempt
yourbsf honey they don’t even know i’m here
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oscarpiastri best way to get used to the aussie waves is to just go for it☀️
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user okay when will an f1 driver save ME from drowning and fall in love (and then try to drown me on two other occasions)
user hahaha i think they’re just friends
user GIRL ^ look at what he just posted dedicated to her and tell me he’s not already obsessed
yourusername please stop trying to end my life i have a child at home
user UM
oscarpiastri a dog. she has a dog.
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yourusername australia i am in love with your food, your weather, and certainly your people. i can’t wait to come back one day🤍
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user ‘and certainly your people’ 🥹🥹🥹
user i knew she was only on holiday but why am i legitimately sad she’s leaving?
user why am i crying for people i don’t know
user is the shirtless man in the bg of the third oscar😳
oscarpiastri don’t be a stranger🧡
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yourusername puppy therapy
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user no oscar in the likes again :(
user he’s so fluffy
user my heart aches so bad i want her back with oscar
user no fr i’m hoping that they can meet up when he’s travelling again :(
yourbsf coming over for a cuddle (with you and charlie pup)
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replies…
user why do i feel like this is about y/n…
user i hope they still talk :(
user with the way they’ve been posting i don’t think they do :(
user sending you love oscar. you’ll smash next season🧡
user something definitely happened
user im guessing just summer romance that fizzled out now they’re both busy :(
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mclaren pre-season testing underway✅
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user did anyone see the interview he did on f1’s page?
user no what happened?
user they asked him about his winter break, and his smile faded so fast :/ then he just said he did a bit of exploring and moved the conversation on so fast
user god they. really fell for each other huh
user mclaren you have an opportunity to do the best thing. invite y/n to one of your races and reunite them please
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mclaren a special home race for oscar with even more special guests🇦🇺 #OP81
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user IS THAT… IS THAT CHARLIE PUP. IS THAT Y/N.
user DID MCLAREN TAKE OUR ADVICE
user IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING ARE MY LOVES REUNITING?
user IM HERE RN AND SHES DEFINITELY IN THE PADDOCK
user FOR REAL? HAS OSCAR SEEN HER?
user NOT YET BECAUSE HE’S BEEN IN PRACTICE SESSIONS BUT THEY FINISH SOON
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yourusername who said fairytales aren’t real
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user OH MY GOD ITS OFFICIAL
user i would like to thank mclaren
user why am i crying. i don’t know these people
oscarpiastri and in all 100 versions of the story, i’d always choose you
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oscarpiastri i guess i was the real race winner after all
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user THE CAPTION IM SOBBING
user can’t believe y/n went from nearly drowning to dating the internet’s boyfriend
yourusername can’t wait to have my life threatened by you for years to come
oscarpiastri okay nearly backing over you was an ACCIDENT
mclaren you’re welcome😉
landonorris when is it my turn
mclaren challenge accepted…
landonorris NO NO NO I TAKE IT BACK
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huge thank you to EVERYONE for all the love in my inbox and comments recently, i’ve had so much fun writing these smaus so it’s been great to see everyone’s thoughts🤍
this will most likely be my last one shot posted before christmas with not funny (didn’t laugh) being my first post afterwards, so i want to say a huge merry christmas to all who celebrate!!
and finally. thank you for 800 followers!!! merci du fond du coeur. ça représente beaucoup pour moi🤍🤍🤍
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neoraso · 4 months
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riize when they're jealous
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shotaro
is a little oblivious at first- for example: tries to make friends with the guy
then as the conversation drags on and taro realizes this guy is barely acknowledging him,, and is literally only talking to you he gets pretty uncomfortable
you are also getting uncomfortable and shotaro notices so he finds a way to quickly end the conversation (pretending you had somewhere else to be or smth)
he doesn't get too down about if afterwards and definitely doesn't blame you for anything he just tries to make jokes about how attractive you are "people just can't stay away from you! you're like the flower to a bee (⌒▽⌒)”
but honestly, it still irks him a bit. pls make sure to give him at least one kiss and remind him he's ur shining star
eunseok
def not the type to be worried about you around his friends or your male friends.. but random guys actually hitting on you in real.
he would never admit to being jealous, he tries to tell himself he's just annoyed with the guy or like.. worried for your safety which- um ok wtv
that being said ,, when he does get this way he goes completely cold. hard frown, glaring eyes, clenched jaw etc. etc.
he's very confident in your relationship but something about the highly unrealistic possibility that you could be swayed to leave him ruffles his feathers to say the least
i hope no one would be bold enough to try to hit on you WHILE you're with him because he'd immediately get in front of you and confront the guy "who even are you? what do you need to talk to her for?"
sungchan
oh dear lord.... it's not good. like he wont hurt anyone but sometimes wants to. like,,,
ok it depends if you were far away talking to a guy he would immediately come over and wrap his arm around you and goes "who's this." and ur like PLS don’t do anything embarrassing 😳
it’s to the point he does not want to hear about your past relationships (unless it was like a serious conversation) bc it makes his skin crawl thinking about another person touching his girl
he trusts his friends but it will take a bit of convincing to trust your friends. not bc he doesn’t have faith in you he would just get pissed at other people thinking they had a chance
i’m making him sound like a freak but he’s very open and vocal about how he feels and wants to work on it with you - but he’s always gonna be protective like a guard dog
wonbin
he’s like ., quiet possessive (?) he's just like " ur only my baby right?" wants you all to himself, near him as much as possible
jokingly says you can’t watch other groups but is like ..half joking he lowkey doesn’t want you thinking other guys are cooler than him
it really just comes down to the fact that he doesn't want to lose you.
if there was a real situation where someone was like actually flirting with you, he would get soooo sulky. - like comes over to you and puts his hand on your back, smiling at you like everything is fine 🙂( 😐)
but when he hears you say "yes, this is my boyfriend i was telling you about." his chest puffs up and he’s like jumping for joy inside T_T needs extra kisses too afterwards
seunghan
you are his baby and is very clear about it in public . always has his hands on you so it would be insane for someone to hit on you but if he walked away and someone approached u…
hhhhh lowkey gets an attitude … mostly with the other guy like tongue in cheek “is this guy serious…”
honestly kind of confrontational “can i help you? what do you need from my girlfriend?” can be intimidating when he wants to and makes sure people know he is NOT playing around
first makes sure you’re ok and then he’s like “wtf.. do i have to give you an ‘i ♡ my bf’ shirt or smth”
with his and your friends he doesn’t have a problem he trusts you all the way he just gets offended when people don’t get the hint that you’re taken
sohee
surprisingly, gets more jealous than you’d expect like sometimes ur like ???
he really just wants all your attention and if other guys try to take it he’s like . abt to start barking
that being said he trusts you 100% but when you notice his smile is like 10% less bright than usual and you ask what’s wrong he’s like “OHHH nothing -_- i just can’t believe i’m up against the whole city bc you’re so pretty. what am i to do ?”
ur just like 😭my sweet boy !! give him a kiss he’ll be cured and recovers pretty quickly
kind of is one that doesn’t really like you having male friends but he doesn’t want to control you so he’s doing deep breathing exercises if you’re really involved in a conversation with someone that isn’t him.
anton
ohhh sweet sweet anton. honestly ! doesn’t get too jealous
like he gives u your space if you’re talking to another guy but if they start subtly hitting on you he’s like ?
will bring it up to you later when you’re sitting with him like stroking your arm and he’s like “sooooo that guy ..” and ur like oh 🙄that was so annoying. did it upset you? :( and he’s like “um . i mean… well not really it was just weird ..”
will appreciate your reassurance more than he shows you
might be one to be insecure with you around the members just because you would get so close to them he’s like ha…. what if they got even closer … but then he remembers none of you would ever do that then he just hugs you a little tighter
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riizeblr · 9 days
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bully reader w small cock wonbin 😵‍💫
o-oh 😳
rating: 18+. mdni.
content: dubcon, humiliation
wonbin’s fingers shakily lower his zipper, eyes trained on the ground, blonde hair fanning his forehead. he looks up at you for a second, a silent plea in his eyes that goes ignored by you as he slowly pushes his pants down his hips. he cups his bulge as his underwear falls, easily concealing his hardening cock.
you feel the ghost of a smile on your lips, scanning the lower half of his body. his hips and strong thighs, pale in color, contrasted by the dark hair at the base of his cock that is still held between wonbin’s firm palms.
you huff in annoyance, “don’t start, wonbinnie. you bitch and cry about how I treat you but you still haven’t learned to listen. I said show me.”
wonbin looks at you, plump lips falling open when you grip his wrist and pull, trying to tear it away from his cock. he holds on, putting up more of a fight than you expected, sucking his lip between his teeth as the stimulation of the constant tugs cause him to harden further under his hand. he nearly grimaces when he feels a sticky string of precum on his palm.
“s-stop,” he stutters, “wait… it-“ wonbin lets out a sound of protest when you succeed and expose his cock.
it’s almost as pretty as he is, but so, so small, the length smaller than your hand. it still stands proudly, bouncing in the air in apparent arousal. the tip is leaking, a slimy string hanging off the angry red head that fades into an enticing brown color that continues down to his base.
“oh my god,” you laugh, “it’s smaller than I thought.”
wonbin stutters over his words, speaking unintelligibly before you manage to decipher his words. “i- no, i-it, no,” his eyes start to water, “please leave me alone.” his knees press against each other and his hands start to reach for his dick, trying to hide it again.
you slap his hand away and glare at him. wonbin stiffens at the look, slowly lowering his hands but keeping his thighs shut tight. “I said, don’t fucking start. I just wanna play with it a little,” you laugh lightly, observing it. you can’t help the way you lick your lips, “I’ve never seen one this small.”
you give it a slap, making wonbin jolt as a gasp leaves his mouth. “I shouldn’t be surprised. of course, wonbinnie has the smallest dick I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait for everyone to find out. you’ll never hear the end of it.” his cock jumps up and down, the sight more arousing than you care to admit.
wonbin’s lip quivers as he watches your fingers ghost over his shaft, trailing down to his balls. he shivers, “p-please, don’t tell anyone…”
“aw,” you mock his pout as you look up at him, “don’t cry! why don’t you want anyone to know, hm? maybe somebody else will wanna play with it, too. maybe laugh at it a little… you seem to like that.”
wonbin feels his face heat up, the blush already on his cheeks deepening. “I d-don’t,” he says.
you simply snort, “sure you don’t.”
your gaze glues itself onto his cock again, finally applying pressure as you easily slide your hand up and down his short shaft. wonbin lets out a high-pitched breath, his hips unconsciously pushing against your fists. the head doesn’t surpass the length of your hand, making you laugh loudly. tears brim in wonbin’s eyes, humiliation running up his body when he realizes.
“there’s no way you can fuck with this thing,” you giggle, tugging him again. “how unfortunate,” you pretend to pout again, “poor little wonbinnie is gonna be a pathetic virgin forever.”
a tear slips down his scorching cheeks, “I-I c-can.”
“yeah?” you tut, squeezing his length tighter as you jerk him off. “who’d you fuck?” you ask, tilting your head as you look at him. you make a face of disgust but a sick feeling of possessiveness weighs heavily in your chest. “your fist doesn’t count.”
wonbin inhales shakily, his hips visibly struggling to keep still. “uh,” he moans softly, looking away from you, “um.”
“who?” you push, tightening your hold further, making wonbin whine as the pain sinks in. he lets out a broken moan when you continue stroking him, harder and faster. wonbin’s pouty lips fall open and his eyes flutter shut. his head falls back, banging loudly against the metal behind his head, his body weakening.
“who was it?” you ask again, determined to get an answer.
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bluewxrld07 · 3 months
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She's All I Wanna Be (Trevor Zegras)
Trevor Zegras x Reader - Instagram AU
Warning(s): Angst
Summary: Based off Tate McRae's song She's All I Wanna Be :)
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dixiedamelio Inner Miley Cyrus Bangerz era.... oh and pc to Z
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user1 ok but her suit slays
user2 anybody else notice she didn't tag Trevor? Little sis if you ask me
user3 We all know they're together at this point. They just don't want to rip the bandaid off
user2 Right? We all know he dumped yourusername to be with Dixie. He's just trying to avoid confirmation
charlidamelio 🦆
addisonrae Bod goals af
trevorzegras 😳
trevorzegras sorry still in awe of u
user4 He doesn't even try to hide it
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yourusername you want the girl with the small waist, and the perfect smile
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user1 She's always been so gorgeous I am obsessed w/her
user2 Glad to see a model who has the same body type as me owning it 🥰
user3 Yeeesshhhh Trevor's loss
user4 Why would she post something like this when her body looks like that? It's actually horrendous 🤢
user1 This is what healthy looks like first off? Second off she's a gym influencer who heavy lifts? What's your talent? Tell me her confidence levels are annoying you without actually telling me fr user4
yourbff Currrrves for daysss
yourbff Hottie w/ a body??!
jackhughes Bestie looking fine as always
yourbff um jackhughes bye she's my bff get your own bff since your last one has a trashy looking type jackhughes Shhhh don't expose me like that we don't claim it
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trevorzegras Obsessed w/ u
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user1 well this wasn't on my bingo card
user2 omg isn't that Charli's sister? I forgot her name. What does she do???
user1 I'm dead, you really clowning her lmfao user2
user3 So much prettier than what's her face
user4 I miss yourusername
user5 It's the fact that she's back to her darker hair? Anyone finding that a little weird?
dixiedamelio All heart eyes for you 😘
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yourusername if you say she's nothing to worry about, then why'd close your eyes when I said it out loud?
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jackhughes Bring me my matcha latte
yourusername I'd already be there if someone didn't drop it, so we're getting you a new one jackhughes yourbff It wasn't my fault the door didn't announce its presence..... jackhughes only you'd blame the door yourbff
user1 Literally love this girl
user2 Kinda crazy Trevor posts Dixie right after yourusername posted. He also never posted her, so what makes Dixie so different lmao
user3 what’s crazier is that Dixie literally just dyed her hair blonde and cut it so short, to now having dark hair and extensions 🤔
yourbff You look sooo good
yourbff IM obsessed w/ YOU
user4 The shade lmfao crazy
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dixiedamelio thanks vanity fair for the fun day 💅🏼
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user1 ohhhh boy…
user2 Yeah it’s scary how much she’s tryna look like yourusername
tanamongeau Wow Dix ballsy as fuck lmao
yourbff interesting.
user3 SO glad yourbff sees it too
user4 Dixie can try to look like her, but she won’t ever be able to lift like her. Bet she can’t lift anything over ten pounds
jackhughes just posted a photo!
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jackhughes We can lay on her and she still doesn’t feel a thing. Probably could lift us both with her eyes closed
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user1 I’m living for Jack being on her side during this lmfao
user2 The SHADE LMFAO JACK
user3 Let’s see Dixie try to remake this photo bahahah
yourbff Pretty sure you all fell asleep like that too
yourusername we did lmfao
colecaufield comfiest I’ve ever slept
jackhughes 10/10 recommend
yourbff Writing out the yelp review rn
l_hughes03 I call top next time
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yourbff I was just as amazed as Tate was when y/n lifted me onto her back. Carrying me on her back as well as she did with her last relationship. Stupid boy making her so sad
tagged: tatemcrae, yourusername
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tatemcrae That last line in your caption sounding a little familiar 🤔🤔
tatemcrae But also me next, me next!!
jackhughes I walked in on this
l_hughes03 I walked out on this
colecaufield I wanna be in on this
yourusername you’re all a pain in my ass on this
yourbff We just love you ok
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user1 This friendgroup is what I strive to have in life
user2 Dixie kicking and punching air rn
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dixiedamelio all mine plus bff
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user1 Girl keep him lmfao nobody gonna steal him like you did to yourusername
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user2 Nah man not Alex bro rip 🥲🥲
trevorzegras all yours ❤️
charlidamelio He wanted someone he could show off whenever you go out
dixiedamelio I’ll wear a tight mini black dress with all my friends around 💅🏼
user3 ohhhh she PETTY petty
user4 Her and her sister wanna be besties with Tate and yourusername so bad omfg it’s a headache
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tanamongeau I think I’ve seen similar posts like these somewhere….🤔
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yourusername I’m all she wanna be so bad
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user1 OH NOW THIS WAS A TWIST
user2 Not her turning the lyrics around to call out Dixie oop
tatemcrae lyric change approved 😚❤️
yourusername 🥰💅🏼
yourbff kind of like this version better
tatemcrae Glad I’m not the only one
jackhughes Permission to call you mommy after seeing this post?
yourusername denied
yourbff denied
tatemcrae denied
l_hughes03 Wow you got rejected more than me my Freshman year at Umich jackhughes
colecaufield The better looking ex
user3 It’s the fact Trevor liked the post too I’m dead
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fluffy-ami · 3 months
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are requests open…? 👀
lee welt pls 🥺🥺 ler can be anyone on the astral express family :)
have a nice day <3
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING HIM LEE!WELT LET'S GOOOOOOOOO WE'RE GETTING BACK TO OUR REQUESTS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🫶🏻✨🌸
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no but um my hsr brainrot is so real rn- i mean if anyone has some welt (or blade. or sampo. or veritas-😳) hcs you could send me some, or tag me, or drop a link because i'm starving-
I mean what who said that 🧑🏻‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯
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lil-elle · 5 months
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I loved your boynextdoor as classmates headcanon !! can u request boynextdoor as your literal neighbour's?? tyty
YESSS of coursee heheh
BOYNEXTDOOR as your Neighbour
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pairs: neighbour!bnd x gn!reader
genre: boy next door (fitting), neighbours au, fluff
word count: 632
content: fluffy bestie neighbour behaviour
a/n: it is nice having a lil break from xikers even if they are my ult group ♡
Jaehyun:
The friendly one, brought you home made pastries when you first moved in
Talks to you whenever he sees you on the street and invites you over to hang out a lot
Leaves little notes in your mailbox despite the fact he lives right next door (and probably has your phone number)
House sits when you're gone, sending you pics of your cat/dog with the caption “He/she misses you :(”
If your bedroom windows face each other he'd paste pieces of paper to his window saying “Good Morning!” every morning
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Sungho:
Mows his lawn at 6am (I'm sorry sungho stans 💀)
He's always out early in the morning to go to the gym or run errands
Would be outside washing his car one day and he- um he uh- um- he 😳😳 let's just hope he wouldn't do it in a crop top (he would)
Hosts any neighbourhood gatherings like a potluck or a new year's party we'd he'd set off fireworks
Would accidentally walk in front of his bedroom window in just a towel and you'd see him from your window, eyes wide until he quickly pulls the curtain shut in embarrassment 
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Riwoo:
The neighbour that always gets noise complaints like crazy
Has parties in his backyard on the weekend and invited anyone and everyone (including you as his neighbour)
Throws pebbles at your window when he wants your attention even if he knows it annoys you
Always forgets to put his rubbish bins out so his trash piles up until you just do it for him
A ding-dong ditcher, leaves a note on your door asking you to hang out, rings the doorbell and runs away because he's scared to see your reaction
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Taesan:
Not a very sociable neighbour, you'd only see him every so often at the grocery store or getting his mail
You'd hear loud cursing coming from on his house and be very concerned but it's actually just because he stubbed his toe or something 
You'd knock on his door to bring him gift or something like a house-warming gift and he'd answer in his pyjamas and slippers with messy hair
The type to always be in pyjamas at home no matter what time it is, only gets dressed up to go out because he just wants to be comfortable
Would drive kids on Halloween away from his house with scary decorations and if they still come up to the door, he'd put a scary mask on and scare them away
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Leehan:
Timidly introduces himself to you when you first move in
If he goes away, he'd ask you to take care of his fish while he's gone, giving you a super long list of all the things you need to do with strict schedules and instructions
The type to leave flowers on your doorstep as a birthday gift or house-warming gift or just because he wants to (teehee he has a crush on youuu)
Would have pretty flower beds and prune his garden really nice, he'd end up showing up everyone else in the neighbourhood
Gets really into decorating for Halloween and Christmas, having the best decorations every year
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Woonhak:
Your classmate who you always knew lived right next to you because you walked the same way home everyday and watched him enter his house
Once he noticed you lived next to each other, he'd always want to walk to and from school with you everyday
Would always want to work with you for group projects or study together just because you live so close
You two would end up using the others house as much as you use your own, being in his house all day one day, and yours all day the next
Basically you'd be inseparable best friends
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TAGLIST:
@hyunromi @minjaezed @ihyeokzu @cake1box
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catboygretzky · 8 days
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Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:
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🙊 princesskevinday
RED ALERT 🚨 ⚠️ 📢 I'M GAY AND ITS KEVIN DAYS FAULT for anyone asking
💃fox-me-up follow
No one is asking and everyone already knows
🙊 princesskevinday
'm not saying I would. Chew her nipples off but like
💃fox-me-up follow
Babe you are totally saying that
🙊 princesskevinday
HAVE YOU SEEN HER NIPPLES
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*Pats your back* ok honey i believe you
#the things you say about kevin day never cease to amaze me
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👸🏻 kevindazed follow
trying to watch this psu game but all I can think is "GAG AND CHOKE ME WITH YOUR BANDANA NEIL" so im getting distracted
🧜‍♀️ sapphicexy
why would u make me read this
#babe 😭 and you put it in the lb WHY #psu lb
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🦚 dilf-wymack
DAVID 👏 WYMACK 👏 IS 👏 MY 👏 DADDY 👏
👁 jean-mor-uhoh
- kevin day to the press right before he announced he's never been skiing
🦚 dilf-wymack
😭
#let me be horny FOR ONCE
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🫡 exyisntreal follow
UM JUST HEARD JEAN MOREAU DO PRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME? AND HIS,,,,ACCENT 😳
🙈 ittybittyminny follow
you've known he was french for 3 years bud
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🙈 ittybittyminny follow
For a frenchman????? 🤢
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🐦‍🔥 kevinknox follow
reasons u should stan aaron minyard:
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killed a dude
do you need another reason?
🐋 sexyexy
fr like!!!!!
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2) don't have a meme about killing someone but i'm sure u can figure it out
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Only meme I have about killing that would fit the situation, does this work for you
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🐋 sexyexy
Perfect
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so i shall not touch by sternlyshewatches
Fandom: Exy RPF
Pairing: Kevin Day/Jeremy Knox
Rating: E
Tags: Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Word count: 67k
Summary: There are two things Kevin has always known: one, his hands will never be clean. Two, Jeremy is made of gold.
He will not tarnish such brilliance with his dirty hands.
#kevin day #jeremy knox #jkkd #kdjk #0211 #psu #usc #usc trojans #palmetto #psu foxes #explicit #exy rpf #fic rec
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Lookism Chapter 437 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)
Sorry guys, late once again because I had a test today. But damn… Jihan ambitious? 👀
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DAAAAAAAAAMN, THAT’S RIGHT. GET BITCH SLAPPED!!!
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TELL ME WHY THAT PANEL REMINDED ME OF THIS??? HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY HAD A WILL SMITH AND CHRIS ROCK MOMENT. 💀💀💀💀💀 I BET PTJ USED THIS SCENE AS A MODEL. BUT IF HE REALLY DID, THEN IMMA BE CRYING TEARS.
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Damn. So, my question is... are they all brothers or something? And how are they even family related? Is he their uncle? Am I missing something here? 😭😭 Can one of y'all let me know who this Jichang mf is to them? *am confusion* (Update: I forgot "Hyungnim" is a term for older brother. My dumbass... ignore me. I haven't been watching k-dramas anymore so I forgot. My bad.)
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OK MAN, LISTEN. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN... I DO ADMIT. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE. BUT IF YOU DO THAT TO JAY ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR. IMMA-
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This dude is thriving now, but when Jay pummels him... WHEEEEWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T WAIT TO SIP OUTTA MY FANCY ASS WINE GLASS JUST TO SEE HIM ON THE GROUND.
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YEEEESSSSSS JAYYYYY!!! ATTACK HIMMMM!!! BEAT HIM WITH SYSTEMA!!! 😤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Omg, I can't wait to see him use Kali Arnis. represent 🇵🇭
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Oh, sorry. Those were my boobs, my bad. It caught you off guard tho, right? 👁👁
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Um... B O I. Your picture would appear under the word "ignorant" because you have no idea who you're messing with. 💀💀💀 YOU'RE LITERALLY, FIGHTING WITH H GROUP CHAIRMAN'S SON. WDYM? You have no idea how much power this kid has, let alone his own PROWESS. 🤡 Also, if this boy Jihan doesn't stop wrecking Jay...
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Get it? Since, Jay is already HARMED... then Jihan is about to catch these MF HANDS EITHER WAYYYYY!!!! 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
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BRUH, I'LL END YOU! TF???
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Oh great, it's the smartass twink again...
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Has anyone noticed how big Mandeok's hair is? That it's even protruding out of the panel? PTJ you comedic genius...
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Oh, wouldn't you like to know? Eugene...
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Damon Goh's rubber duck must know some secrets. I bet it even knows the secret to the two bodies AND stuff about Charles Choi. You never know where it might have gone off to. Ooooouuu, it said, "I'm a detective." 😎 And I love how goofy Mandeok can be, even when he's unintentionally funny. Like, man's got the humor and all without him even knowing. (For instance, there's a panel in Ep. 373, which was the chapter when Daniel moves into the Workers' Casino and both Eugene & Mandeok welcome him. Then all of a sudden, Mandeok just grabs onto Daniel then physically shakes him upside-down because Eugene said it's for security purposes. 😂)
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SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS DILF IS ACTUALLY A FRIEND OF ALEXANDER SOPHIA'S???? OMGGGGG BRUH. YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW I SCREAMED WHEN EUGENE MENTIONED PARK JINCHEOL. HONESTLY, I LOVE THE PTJ UNIVERSE SM. CONNECTING ALL WORLDS INTO ONE LIKE THEY IN SOME MARVEL UNIVERSE. 😭😭😭
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DON'T MIND ME SKIPPING THE PARTS WHEN JAY WAS GETTING BEATEN, BUT YEEEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIII. TIME TO GET WACKED!!!!! 😆😆😆
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"To think you'd look for a woman late at night, Jay Hong." ... hmmm. That line really stuck with me. I've been rereading that over and over again to the point that I lost count. So... does Alexander Sophia know or had a feeling that Jay is...? 😳
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AWWWWWW HELL YEAH, THERE'S AN UPGRADED VERSION OF ALEXANDER'S KALI ARNIS!!! THAT'S SO COOOOOOL!!! 🤩🤩🤩
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS JAYYYYYYY!!! YOU DID ITTTT!!!! I love how Jay has such a big heart. Even though Jihan is an enemy, he still considers his health. He even knows his own POWER TOO AND WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF. ALSO, HE ISN'T AS WEAK AS HE WAS BACK THEN. LIKE DAAAAAAAAMN JAY, YOU GOT SO STRONG!!! AM PROUD. 😩😩💖💖💖💖💖
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GOD PTJ, DON'T MAKE ME CRY HERE. YK I AIN'T READY FOR A SOB FEST. 😭😭😭😭
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I TOLD Y'ALL, IMMA BE SIPPIN ON MY WINE GLASS. GOT THAT ROSÉ IN HAND, EXTRA FRUITYYYY. 🤪
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Yeah bro, it's some sexy pervy illiterate demonic Enemy of the State Japanese Yakuza mf named Jong Gun Park.
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OH LOOK, THERE HE IS! HI BAE, I MISS YOUR PSYCHOTIC ASS!!! 😩😩🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 DON'T MIND YOUR SON GETTING YEETED BY A 1ST GEN KING. HE'LL BE FIIIIINE... hopefully.
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AHHHHHHH SHIIIIII. NOW IT'S DANIEL'S TURN FOR THE SPOTLIGHT. What if Hudson and Jay come to the rescue when Daniel is at his lowest while fighting Jichang? Well, that's one of my guesses on what'll happen in the future. But, I have faith in Daniel. I hope he'll knock Jichang down a peg, next chapter. Well, until next week! 👋🏽
God, I hate how I'm busy on Thursdays now. Almost every week, I be posting my reviews super late now. Smh me. Sorry guys. 😓
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Hi!
I saw you write for Karlheinz and wanted to ask if you can write a one-shot on Karlheinz overstimulating his wife as a punishment who tried to escape him,like she was forced by Karl to marry him.
So maybe a lemon of him catching her and the "aftermath"?
I CAN'T ON HOW AMAZING YOUR BLOG IS!!! 💜💜💜
hi! thanks for asking!! <3 and thank you for saying that about my blog!! 
onto content warnings, uhh. usual diabolik lovers stuff with like. horrible relationships and such. 
also, with the nature of this request, i think this would probably be considered dubious consent? the relationship isn’t entirely clear, i wanted it to be somewhat ambiguous but to sum it up, i guess you could say the reader? s/o? is attracted to karlheinz but has extremely mixed feelings regarding him? or even like.. a one sided relationship but the wife is not as.. infatuated with karl as he is with her, if that makes sense? honestly it might even be seen as hate sex??  it gets more dubcon-ish near the end.
and omg bc i can’t stop talking lmao i also made it so it’s unclear whether or not his wife was a human or not. just for more.. like. oc-insert/ self-insert purposes? idk . and because i still can’t shut up, does anyone wanna like?? let me know if these are too long?? i feel like everything is just long and it’s like. .ok?? i mean it is my personal preference when reading stuff like this but like? ? idk ok anywyas
don’t read if any of this may make you uncomfortable, and also please don’t read this if you shouldn’t be because there will be nsfw content under the cut. 
oh,,, and like the last scenario/drabble i wrote,, i still feel like my writing is kind of all over the place so i hope this is ok 😳 idk why im always changing povs and whatnot but i don’t think i did for this one? um anyways go easy on me im insecure ok lmao
A game. That’s all this relationship seemed to be. To Karlheinz, at least.
Like the snake the vampire lord was, he would strike at his prey without any warning, and that is exactly what he had done to the new woman he had called his wife. 
It was bold of her, honestly- to escape the way she did. Karlheinz could almost laugh at the audacity, or the fact that she actually believed she could get away from him.
Being the sadistic vampire he was, seemingly something his sons had inherited from him, he found amusement in playing with his food, so to speak. While his prey, in this instance, wasn’t entirely just a meal, holding more importance than that considering he has already chosen to be wedded to her. He wished he could say he knew she wasn’t stupid, but considering her choice to run from him, he wasn’t so sure.
So, he allowed her to run. Like a wolf, testing it’s prey. He tailed her discreetly, and, both to his disappointment as well as satisfaction, she was completely unaware. So, when she finally let her guard down? Karlheinz went in for the kill.
It was silent, and his wife breathed heavily, slouched over as she finally got the opportunity to rest, at least for a bit. She couldn’t deny that it was almost suspicious that her husband seemed to have not trailed her at all, but the thought of being free of him outweighed anything else. 
“What brings you here, my love?”
Upon hearing his voice, she looked up immediately, blinking rapidly to confirm whether or not what she was seeing was real. 
Her mouth had dropped open, after seeing that, and after a couple more blinks, he was not gone, and was instead, getting closer.
“Worry not, my dear. I know this might be a surprise but I assure you, it’s alright. Lets just get you back to where you belong and we can discuss this later.”
Not allowing room for any protests or excuses, Karlheinz, after stopping within an arm’s length, quickly grabbed her wrist, pulling her closer to him before whisking her away. 
Despite her having many moments with Karlheinz, including teleportation, it was still something she could never get used to. Hell, she was barely processing the fact that she had been utterly fooled by Karlheinz, thinking she was safe. It didn’t really help that she was already exhausted from constantly being on the move, as well as her own shock at the situation. Really, she couldn’t even think about defying him, as all she really sought was a rest.
After a quick second, within a flash, both were back at the place Karlheinz called home. For his wife, she would never call it her home, but alas, it mattered little to Karl. 
Setting the woman down on their large, plush bed, truly fit for a king like Karl, he fixed his hair, letting the locks fall down after pulling it from his bun. His wife only sat on their bed, refusing to look at her so-called husband, tears gathering from the corners of her eyes. She did not want to give him the satisfaction of seeing her tears. Unfortunately for her, Karl noticed immediately, stepping closer to her before cupping her cheek with a gloved hand. 
“Shhh, shh, you’re alright. I’m not going to harm you, darling.”
Lies.
Sure, the woman could agree that he had never physically harmed her, but she knew who he was. She knew how easy it was for him to slither his way into your mind, to have you bend under his will. Perhaps that was why she felt complied to apologize, but it would be a lie. Escaping from him, albeit temporarily, was one of the best feelings she’d felt since being married to the man. 
Regardless, she had to stop herself from moving away from him, or pushing his hand away. Or maybe both.
“Go ahead and get some rest. You’ll be safe here, I assure you.” Karlheinz spoke up once again, looking at his wife with a look of faux concern, but she didn’t know that. The woman only stared at him in response, just hoping he’d leave her alone, at least for a moment. Maybe she’d be lucky enough to get some shut eye before facing the consequences of running away from a vampire lord. The lack of trust was clear here, but what else could she do? Surely he had used some sort of magic to prevent her from escaping once more. The windows, that revealed a shining night sky, were nearly impossible to escape from, at least without causing a complete mess. Accepting defeat, for now at least, the woman let herself relax onto the mattress, though not entirely. Not long after, her so called husband left the room after gathering some scrolls that sat on his desk, allowing her to finally drift off to sleep, after fighting it for a moment- being on the run is definitely exhausting, more so than she would’ve thought.
About an hour or two had passed until Karlheinz returned once more. His wife still slept soundly, unaware of his presence. He had no plans of sleeping, really, but had stripped himself of his heavier clothes, leaving him in a loose, thin dress shirt and a simple pair of breeches. Unusual for him, sure, but he quite literally was trying to climb into bed and start showing his affections for his wife. 
Before Karlheinz could actually get settled into their bed, his wife’s eyes opened upon feeling the shift in the mattress. Groggy, she squinted, looking up at the pale man though not having the energy to shrink away from him. Instead, she averted her gaze, laying her head back against the pillow. She really did want to go back to sleep, or at least her body did, but doing so wouldn’t be the easiest thing to do, per se. She’d be lying if she said she didn’t have at least a slight fear of how Karlheinz was going to treat her after escaping.
As Karl made himself more comfortable, inching closer to the woman who had given up on worrying and once again found herself trying to fall back asleep, turning around, her back facing the man. This was cut short, however, instantaneously upon feeling an icicle for a hand graze lightly against her neck, making her stiffen immediately. Karlheinz definitely noticed the way she had to prevent herself from recoiling, but only hushed her, his cold body only getting closer to her, chest pressed up against her back. His lips moved towards her neck after pushing away any obstacles, peppering her neck with delicate kisses. It didn’t surprise either of them that this only made her stiffen up more, but the man did not stop, only speaking quietly after kissing her neck for a bit longer.
“Forgive me for waking you, but can you blame me after all? Chasing after you has made me parched, my dear little wife.” He spoke, before going back to attacking her neck.
The woman felt no need to speak. He was going to bite her anyways, and not putting up a fight would only make it worse for herself. Besides, she had literally just woken from her slumber only moments ago. The vampire took his wife’s silence as permission, not that he needed it anyways, and bit down into her skin, sucking up the sanguine liquid that he’d craved since his wife’s little escapade. As he drank from her, he nudged his knee gently in-between the woman’s bare legs. Which, once she thought about it, she had no recalling of ever changing out of her clothes, but didn’t feel like feeding into that trail of thought. She knew the culprit, regardless of whether or not he did it directly. Letting out a shaky exhale, she squeezed her legs together, to which Karl only pressed his hips against her own. It was to her relief she hadn’t felt anything yet, but knowing him, it wouldn’t be for much longer. To add, Karl had also snaked his arm around her, fingertips playing with the hem of her shirt. 
“Karl..” The woman mumbled, eyes clasped shut as she, to her dismay, leaned into his touch, focusing on the movement of his tongue, lapping up her blood, to the cold calf that rested against her own, intertwining their legs, not to mention the icy hand that slivered slowly up and down her waist. That hand was quick to start moving downwards, tickling at her hips before she stopped him, pulling her arm from underneath her to grasp his own. She was thankful that doing so made him pause, at least from getting any lower. It was bad enough his bites already made her feel some type of way, and his other affectionate touches did not help the conflict she felt from actually enjoying the feeling of his fangs biting into her. 
Luckily, or at least she wanted to think so, Karlheinz pulled away from her neck, to which the woman then shifted, laying on her back looking at Karl, who was currently licking up the remnant off of his lips. 
“Don’t deny yourself, darling. You know you want me to make you feel good.” He said, almost teasingly- and it was true. Partially. It wouldn’t be her first time getting intimate with the man, and even just thinking about the mind-blowing orgasms he’s brought her to makes her shiver, as much as she hated it. Letting out a slight whine, the woman huffed in denial, watching, and feeling, his every move. “But-”, is what escaped her lips before Karlheinz moved in for a kiss, prodding his tongue into her mouth, allowing her to get a faint taste of her own blood. Her hand moved to push against Karl’s chest, but both of them knew it really wouldn’t have an effect. In fact, she was barely pushing at all, slowly succumbing to all of his touch, which seemed to make her body melt. 
Karlheinz pulled away from the kiss, leaving a few marks against her collarbone before scooting himself lower.
“I know you’re still tired. Let me take care of you, and just relax in the meantime.” The vampire said softly, moving her shirt upwards to reveal her stomach, allowing him to plant a gentle kiss against the soft skin. She did not at all anticipate the feeling of his fangs pierce into her once more, in such a sensitive place, no less. Truth be told, the king wasn’t even thirsty any more- he saw pain as a fair enough punishment for her actions, despite it being mixed with pleasure as well. After biting her again, his lips then moved downwards as her blood dripped down her stomach. He lapped it up, stopping at the hem of her undergarments and looking up at his wife, who shivered at the touch of his fingers that attempted to pull the underwear down. Raising her hand, she impulsively pushed his head away as she stuttered a protest. He only looked up at her for a few seconds, savoring the conflicted look smeared on her face. Ignoring her words, Karl removed the pair, with her hesitant assistance to shimmy out of them and kicking them off so they could get lost somewhere within the comforter.
A primal glint flashed in the man’s honey colored eyes, smirking at the sight of her, wet and clenching around nothing, again, to her dismay. He wasted no time, sitting up as he ran one finger along her folds, getting his fingertip wet with her slick. 
“Please,” his wife cried out, though she really didn’t know what specifically she was pleading for. She wished nothing more for him to both leave her alone as well as to fill her up. This confusion was exactly what Karlheinz loved most. 
Letting out a quiet chuckle, Karlheinz, without warning, pushed two fingers into her hole, curving them upwards, thumb lightly pressing against her clit. 
“Ah, you’re so spoiled, my dear. Even after running away from me, you still get treated like a queen.. You have it lucky, don’t you think?”
“Fuck you.” Was her response, squirming a bit as she tried to block out the feeling his fingers were making her feel. In retort of her hostile reply, the man inserted a third digit, admittedly getting a bit rougher with her, pressing harder onto her clit. As he thrusted his fingers into her, she felt his fangs graze the flat of her thigh for a second before he bit her. Again. Though the vampire had never mentioned anything about ‘punishing’ his wife, it was starting to become clear that the bites were intentional. Then, after marking her once again, he moved his body back up, still fingering her as he claimed her lips for a second time. His fingers continued to work her up, using his thumb to play with her clit the way he recalled. Although both of them were caught in each other’s mouths, he could hear her breaths growing heavier, trying so hard to not let out any sound. 
Abruptly, his fingers came to a halt after he pulled away from her lips, to which she let out an audible whine. Looking at the woman intently, he slid back down giving a tiny nip against her thigh before moving his mouth towards her pubis, biting down there as well. It was quick, and no blood had spilled, but it only added to her theory that this was indeed her consequence for running. Then, he moved down to her cunt and with no hesitation, started to eat her out, lapping up every bit of her juices, nose pressed against her sensitive clit. 
Biting back a moan, his wife intertwined her fingers in Karl’s hair, tugging at it slightly but it was no use. 
“Enough..!” She spat, though unable to help the way her hips raised against his mouth that continued to explore her entirety, occasionally moving upwards to suck at her clit. As she could have expected, Karlheinz showed no resistance and was completely ignorant against her words as well as the slight tug at his scalp. Bringing her closer to the edge, the pull on his hair only got tighter, hearing a string of curses come from his wife who was eagerly awaiting that sweet release. Following that shortly after was a loud moan of his name, chasing that release like a starved animal. 
“Hah...! Karl, I’m close,” 
Her words came out breathy, almost like a whisper, and Karlheinz’ mouth only got more and more relentless until she came undone beneath his mouth. Back arched, the woman cried out as Karl continued to lap up everything flowing from her.
“Nngh..! Please, it hurts..!” Letting out a choked cry, she tried to squirm away from the mouth that still attacked at her folds, but he had only held her down, bringing tears to her eyes just at the feeling of the overwhelming sensitivity, to the point where it was uncomfortable.
The vampire did not stop, though continued for only a little longer, savoring every cry and squirm, and every little touch she did against him, trying to push him away and struggling to shove him, fists balled. He let go of her hips, letting her fall back down against the bed, legs shaking slightly as she squeezed her eyes shut, doing her best to catch her breath. 
At that point, her mind felt almost blank, not even noticing that Karlheinz had swiftly pulled down his pants, releasing his strained length that throbbed at the sight of his wife who had been brought to tears. 
Unfortunately for his poor little wife, her so called punishment wasn’t over with yet. Karl had interrupted her time in which she tried to recover, lifting her up effortlessly, pulling him onto his lap. His hardened cock brushed against her, and before she could even manage to protest, both physically and verbally, he thrusted into her sensitive, sopping core, making her cry out, tears falling from the corner of her eyes that remained tightly shut. A few thrusts into her, the vampire laid her back down against the bed, pressing his forehead against her own as he harshly ground his hips against her. Even if she wanted to, she couldn’t get any words out of her mouth. The only thing she could focus on was her husband pounding into her, his pace growing faster with every second. Any words that she was actually managing to form only came out slurred, and were then interrupted by Karl’s lips that resorted to kissing her as fondly as before. 
His hips began to stutter after a while, feeling her cunt contract around him, moans and cries being muffled by one another’s mouths. The woman turned her head to the side, pulling away from the kiss as she felt that familiar buildup at her core, squeezing her thighs together but it was no use. Karlheinz was ramming into her roughly, making her toes curl and fingers holding onto the sheets for dear life. Just before Karlheinz was chasing his high, the woman gushed against him, and as she came down, her squeezing walls only encouraging the man’s growingly erratic pace, to which he came inside of her not long after. 
He stayed inside of her for a short while before pulling out, watching his seed seep out onto the blankets, from her hole. Karlheinz was quick to catch his breath, at least in comparison of the girl who’s tears continued to fall, mouth agape. 
“Hah.. There you go, my love.. Let it all out.” Karlheinz cooed, placing a chaste kiss against her cheek.
“Perhaps this will make you reconsider even thinking about running from me again.”
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mamawasatesttube · 2 months
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Hi hello,
Random question, but what do you headcannon cassie to look like and dress through-out her teens into adulthood? Both as wondergirl and as cassie? On that same vein, what adult superhero name do you like for her?
Anywhoosies, wishing u a great day!
late teenage into early 20s cassie is grappling with comp het pretty hard and tries to grow her hair out and dress more femme. she hates it but she doesn't know she hates it for a hot minute. this is both as wonder girl and as cassie because she barely exists as a civilian at all for a long time. "cassie sandsmark" publicly was wonder girl for a while, and she tried coming up with a fake name and identity to be a civilian again in tt03, but it was rough on her and she ultimately gave up on it.
so i think that really just weighs on her - she's a hero 24/7, she's leading the titans, she's basically letting the vigilante life consume her and she's gonna crash and burn out hard any day now. i think donna sees this and goes hey... you know you don't have to be exactly like me, right? in fact i think you need a vacation. let's go to themyscira for a bit. and its big sis lil sis bonding time but also for the first time cassie catches herself thinking um... women 😳 women? 😳 oh god. women 😳 and she has a whole crisis about it.
when she comes back from her vacation she does feel a lot more in touch with herself. the problem is that what she sees there (dissatisfied with her work-life balance, worn out, starting to confront her internalized homophobia) freaks her out. so she kind of has a crisis and hacks her hair off with a pair of scissors in the middle of the night and then looks in the mirror like. oh GOD. what did i DO??? oh god oh fuck who do i know who can fix this and won't ask me questions if i say i don't wanna talk about it hhghnggrhgnn...
so she shows up in kansas wearing a beanie at like 1am like kon Please. help. 😭 and she feels So guilty bc he's her ex and he's still kind and loving enough that he does get out of bed despite having an early morning with farm chores, and then he's all sleepily shuffling to the bathroom with her like here. sit. i'll fix your bangs. jeez. and the vibes are so... you know. bathroom light late at night spilling into the hallway. he's cutting her hair. krypto is peering at them from the doorway like why the fuck are you awake. cassie's on the verge of tears bc she wants to tell him why she did this but she's terrified it'd hurt him if she was like i think i was never actually in love with you
but when she finally says it he just stares at her. and then stares at her some more. and then he starts? laughing?? and at first she's kind of hurt like uh. that was serious and also pretty hard to say, what's so funny. and hes just almost in tears holding her hands in the bathroom by the sink like. cassie. ive been so scared of telling you i think im gay. for like. 3 months now. cassie i hooked up with an alien several weeks ago and i had a whole crisis i just refused to tell anyone about. um. yeah. and she's like. YOU WHAT? ALIEN HOOKUP? CONNER KENT? and hes like NOOOO WE ARENT TALKING ABOUT IT. YOURE A LESBIAN LETS TALK ABOUT THAT. but its like. oh! and they click back into place as best friends instead so much more easily than they ever dated. it's about the late night catharsis of it all.
this is a lot of words to say that after this i think she embraces the short hair and starts leaning into masc presentation again. i am a butch cassie truther for LIFE. get that girl some cargo shorts and a carabiner for her lasso STAT. i'm talking those truly heinous cargo pants that unzip at the knees to become shorts. formal cassie rocks the blazer with a bra underneath look. cassie lingerie is a tank top with no bra. she's butch to the bone baybee
as for her adult hero name, i still kinda waffle about it but i've Tentatively settled on "xenia"!! it's taken from one of zeus's epithets and has to do with hospitality, kindness, and the protection of strangers (yknow those rules about breaking bread with strangers etc, those are also called xenia). the og meaning had to do with the idea that a stranger could be a god in disguise so you should always honor strangers, but i think cassie would do a sort of converse of that with it, like i've got the power and i'm gonna use it to protect people i don't know, not for the idea of a boon but because it's who i am. still potentially workshopping this, though.
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lykaios2 · 8 months
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hey!! if you are taking requests, i wanted to request the tmnt mm! boys having a crush on a fem! reader who’s EXACTLY like raph. she loves fighting, may or may not have anger issues, cursed with resting bitch face, BUT, she’s actually really sweet and outgoing. never afraid to speak her mind, so, she may come across as rude sometimes, but, she never really means to be. (lowkey a biased request but SSSHH, we’re not gonna talk about that)
first mutant mayhem request! glad people realized I do those now (and if you haven't, now you know)
bias? what's bias? I've never heard of that before I mean like honestly I would never be biased towards anyone (michelangelo my beloved)
anyways hope you enjoy! ❤️
Leo:
-When he first met you, he thought it was going to be quite the ordeal having to watch 2 Raphs
-Being the leader, naturally it fell on him to keep everyone in check
-But over time, he came to like youAnd then, he came to like you
-He loved Raph, sure, and of course Leo had learned to live with all of Raph’s quirks
-But he never realized that seeing those qualities in someone else would make him feel like this
-We all know that Leo would get very flustered around you
-Stuttering, fidgeting with his hands, looking everywhere but at you, he’s got it all
-His confession would be one of those ones where you guys are texting at 3 am
-He’s being so cringe about it (he uses so many emojis)
<There’s, um, something I’ve been meaning to tell you…👉👈>
<Sure! What’s up?>
<I…*sigh*…I think I like you.😳 Like, like like you.>
<Oh! I never expected that. That means a lot, though. Thank you>
<Yeah, of course 🙂 so, um…do you like me back? Or no…>
Raph:
-It was love at first sight
-He was at the gym one time, lifting weights
-You came over to ask if he was using something, to which he replied that you could use it
-He was a little confused though, seeing how the weights he was using were quite heavy
-But his jaw dropped when you easily lifted up the weights
-He kept stealing glances at you while you worked out, trying not to be a creep
-He was just amazed at how strong you were
-After he was done working out, he walked over to you
-He was very awkward about it, not wanting to bother you, but he made some small talk before asking for your number
-He would text you every night, asking how your day was
-Whenever he hung out with you, he was often more focused on you than anything else
-Not like being clingy or staring at you a lot
-He just wanted to hang out with you
-Raph would confess after you asked him one time
“Raph…do you like me?”
“W-what?”
“Do you have a crush on me?”
“Well…uh…”
“Just tell me!”
“…yeah…”
“Aw, you’re so sweet! Come here!”
Mikey:
-You remember that therapist that Raph needed?
-Yeah you kinda need one too
-And Mikey is that therapist (to an extent)
-He’s more of a sunshine to your unwelcoming demeanor
-He sees the good inside you
-He likes you because you often come to him to vent or if you need help
-It makes him happy to know that you’re okay being vulnerable with him
-However, he’s also your hype man
-Whatever you’re doing, he’ll be there to cheer you on
-That’s also how he accidentally confessed
-You were performing some crazy feat when he called out from the crowd
“Go y/n! You got this!”
“Thanks, Mikey!”
“Oh yeah! That’s my girl! I love you, y/n!”
“Yeah- wait, what?”
“Oop! Uh, nothing, haha!”
Donnie:
-Donnie thinks your “bad boy image” is really cool
-He’s always trying to impress you
-But being the dork he is, he usually fails at whatever he’s doing
-He’s okay with it though, because you always get a good laugh
-If he does succeed though, he gets really smug when he sees how impressed you are
-He stays up late doing research on everything you like do he has things to talk to you about
-You also listen to him rant about whatever new anime he’s interested in
-He’s trailed off in the middle of his sentence more than once looking at you while he rants
-He’s just never seen anyone so beautiful before
“And then, they go back through the portal to…to…”
“To what? Keep going, I wanna hear more!”
“Huh? Oh, right, sorry.”
“Do you remember what happened next?”
“Yeah, I was just too busy looking at your pretty face oh my god I just said that out loud didn’t I”
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TBB s3 ep4 Thoughts!!!
Oooohh starting off strong
Omega immediately wanting to go back because “it’s right”
Crosshair wanting to keep moving, not because he’s scared of going back but because he understands that he can’t help anyone if he’s dead
Ah there he is. The bitch. The Hemcock.
I wanna say Nala Sa deserves to be in prison but idk I’m starting to feel for her
Pretty sure she won’t survive the season though
IM SORRY THAT SHOT WHERE THE COAT IS HANGING OVER THAT POWER LINE???
is that,,,, a reference to yanno,,, shoes hanging from a power line?
hahahahahahah poncho stormtroopers
“You’re the one who wanted to bring… the hound.”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
YOUR HONOUR I LOVE THEM
best duo this show has given us
If Hunter was the hesitant but willing dad, Crosshair is the exasperated older brother that was forced to bring his younger sister to the party he was invited to an now has to spent all night watching her
Ey not cool Omega. Someone was using that jacket to advertise their business
“See, isn’t this better?” “No.” “Ugh.”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
“I could take out half of them before they even know what happened” 😳😳
Yeah, I believe you sir
Damn fuck how many more clone crushes will I have to be burdened with
Jesus Christ
“That went well” “Stow it”
THEM
YOUR HONOUR
THEM!!!
Scottish Robot ahhahahahahaha
Say what you will about Crosshair, when that dude sat down across from Omega he was ready for a FIGHT
big ol’ softie <3
“You or your dad”
Glad Hunter wasn’t there to hear that
Or Crosshair for that matter
Both would’ve blown their cover
Tbh Crosshair makes a fair point about leaving while they can. The planet is filled with Empirials and they are running out of time
But he also hasn’t been part of a team in a while and maybe he’s forgotten some of what that entails too
Either way, loving how “selfless” and “selfish” are meeting in this ep
“I’ll do it your way BUT I WOULD LIKE THE RECORD TO REFECT THAT I DONT WIKE IT!”
Crosshair giving Omega a boost to get over the wall I’m crying
“Shouldn’t we free the other animals too?” “Don’t push it.”
HE IS MY SOULMATE (based on sarcasm. I am vegetarian and I would free those animal friendos in a heartbeat)
The extra head shake and eye roll at that question too, he is already so done I can’t hahahahahahahah
“I hope your take-offs are better than your landings” “we’re about to find out”
Aaaaaaand that just reminded me that Tech was the one who taught her to fly
🥲🥲🥲🥲
That fucking shriek when the stormtrooper got blasted by the engine hahahahahaha
Ohohoh altered batch theme after take off? Okayokayokay I see you👀
Jesus Christ, Crosshair trying to prepare Omega for the very real possibility that Hunter and Wrecker are dead?
Like I know it seems cruel and defeatist but it’s actually kind in a way
Managing expectations in order to save her from a worse fall out
FUCK I THOUGHT I’D HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT EPISODE FOR THEM REUNION
JESUS
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AAAAAAHHHHH
“We crossed the galaxy four times looking for you”
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SIR
I AM QUACKING
why did Hunter’s appearance suddenly piss me off
Like Wrecker had a cute line and Hunter had to walk up like
“Um, five actually”
Like idk it felt like he was taking over the moment (which makes sense because he’s her dad but still it just sounded awkward)
EXCUSE ME??? I BEG YOUR BIGGEST PARDON??
Omega just explained that she only got off that planet AND survived so far thanks to Crosshair and all they can do is look all bitchy butt-hurt
Like I expected this from Hunter but why isn’t Wrecker hugging him?
Bc they went looking for Cross before, I thought we were past the straight up hate?
Love how stoically Cross is taking it though
I have to admit, so far this is one of my all time favourites. The comedic timing, the very real story line, the confrontation of previously opposed characters? Wonderful. But the pièce de résistance? Crosshair’s character description rings true again. “Severe and unyielding” Tech had said. I’ve rambled about this a lot recently, but the boiled down version is that when Crosshair commits to something, he commits all the way. Like how he committed to the Empire so hard that he hunted down his brothers. Or when he finally decided the Empire was a bunch of shitbags and shot officer shitbag (I forget his name) in the face. He has now decided to commit to Omega, for whatever reason. And it shows. Because even when she tells him to go, he’s literally only a minute behind her. He lets her employ her own strategies despite his preference and experience. He’s ready to beat up Captain Dickhead (did they even give him a name?) for sitting down across from her. He tells her to get into the ship first while he lays down cover fire.
Crosshair’s next “severe and unyielding” decision is Omega’s safety. And I couldn’t be more excited to see where it goes!
AND I cannot believe how much I suddenly like his character. I was so disinterested in him for like s1 and maybe 90% of s2 but now I am more interested in what becomes of him than I am in what the deal is with Omega’s M-count.
I’m saying it now. These seasons hyper focuses are: Rex, Echo and Crosshair (in that order) (for now, we’ll see)
Thanks to everyone who sat through that, have a good day/night/whatever, friend!
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HM for the bingo: matoba, um um um. your least favorite oppie. your most favorite starscreamer. ummmmm. Abyssal Black Flame Dragon
HEHEHE
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shitty id in alt. WELL THATS URRRR GUY. thats the guy thats nat.sume is about. pretty sure <- took me like a year to figure out this is not the case. he is silly. ive seen it in the gag manga. hessss a pretty loser goth in and out of drag what is not to like. im just assuming ur the most right about him i dunno if that means other ppl are wrong tho
joelle joelleity joelletwo is trying to get my ass murdered on tumblr dot gov. EDITED AND UPDATED. need to reflect that my constant with this one is i get why megs got like that
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[alt]. ohhh buddy...... you asked. 1. no personality. 2. hate his whole vibe (aesthetics/affect) 3. BETRAYED THE REVOLUTION. 4. not a very good conflicted pasicfist if thats what they were gonna go for. 5. tee fee pee special. u know show dont tell. this is tell, then forget to bring up ever again. simply. simply. listen if the girlies in the tag have to make him interesting for their fanfic and fuck nasty shit (honourary) go with god. i have read good fic of him. but thats compliments to the fans. me personally. i would simply use any other iteration. i suppose u cant beat how DIVORCED this guy is. im not opposed any of his specific characteristics really. its the holistic sum thats my enemy.
DOODLING HEARTS AND GRAPHIC VIOLENCE ON THE SCANTRON <- which tf is that 🥁🔔
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[ALT] actually can i edit this again lets do a bingo for bullying. he got bullied possible the most anyone has but ill bully him some more 😏🤨😳. now ur some ppl might think oh u like this screamer so much to u inversely not like this megs for beating him up. well not u tho. thats gotta be one of my favourite 2 minutes in all of tf kajdgbjfdhb. hes not real so hes fine with that i asked him myself. ANYWAY WHAT IF U WERE BACKED INTO A CORNER BY UR OWN VIOLENT IMPULSES AND CONSEQUENCES OF UR OWN ACTIONS and also millennia of unending war so u just decide to go full nihilist about it. and this literally saves your world and people. well not the ones u killed but most of em. and u keep winning <3 and ur pettiness and self severing survival instincts also saved the universe. btw. idk if i have HC so much as. i can see my reading of the text not being universal but also im right <3. billybob thompson one of 2 fav non latta screamers. prettiest modern screamer design
out of LEFT field but i LOVE IT
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[alt] wait how did u land on a orbeez side character i would at remember the vibes of enough to get double bingo. was it dragon sooyoung? kfjjdf. DO U KNOW. how often i watch something and think. this character would be improved if they were an edgy anime fourteen year old. WELL HERE IT IS. the most important thing u can be in the world is a shitty emo teen with a deviant art dragon fursona. i dont remember anything else im literally just like. thats perfect. what a shit head. the best character in the book now im saying so.
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hc that nobody remembers his last name either despite the fact that he isn’t trying to hide it or anything and they aren’t even aware they forgot until it comes up in conversation with someone and it’s like
“yeah it was so fun ! i went with nate !”
“nate from bio ?”
“no , no . it’s a different nate”
“oh , then which nate ?”
“nate … um …. nate ………….. omg😳”
it’s worse bc they go out of their way to recheck what his last name is (eg looking on homework where he wrote it down or his school email or smth) and STILL can’t remember it , it’s not even a difficult name to remember they just completely blank on it
the reason they don’t remember is probably something stupid like nate constantly says his last name is something else even if it’s something that’s obviously a joke just bc he thinks it’s funny (eg. putting a fake last name on for mail , introducing himself , when he has to sign up for something etc), so they’ve gotten so used to him saying his last name is something completely different every time to the point that they actually no longer remember his real name
also hc that cadmus is the only one who remembers bc he routinely calls nate by his last name , but doesn’t tell anyone else bc he thinks it’s funny and he found out about this by accident bc he referred to nate as “Mr. Rowell” and dee just looked at him confused like “…. who ???” and cadmus was like “…. nate ???? who tf else ?????”
CADMUS REFERRING TO NATE AS "MR. ROWELL" AND DEE FOR A SPLIT SECOND THINKS HES TALKING ABT A TEACHER OR SMTH
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PROFILES!!
the y/n(s) ::
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y/n (girlhelp) : 2nd year literature major at NU!!(it's neo university alright, no one's going to new york uni here😭), is a good student and craves academic validation, takes theatre as an elective!!, puts the hopeless in hopeless romantic, is in her manga male lead era and willl not hesitate to kabedon you if you are close enough, has a cr*sh on the guy who sits behind her and sleeps through his major classes <\3
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mark (onyour_mark) : also a 2nd year literature major at NU!! and takes music as an elective. the guy who sits behind y/n and sleeps through his major classes, has so much potential to be a straight A student but um- yeah. idolizes Sailor Pift!!, is on stan twitter because "defending Sailor online isn't enough i need a g*n". streams Sailor's music all night while catching up on his previous lectures😭, he's that typical y/n from fanfics who is a little clumsy but is loved by literally everyone ♡ (note that his main and stan account are the same!!)
the moment!! Sailor Pift ::
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Sailor Pift OR should i say nix😳 : she RICHIE rich! 2nd year music major in NU!! but doesn't attend because of her busy schedule as the most sensational popstar. got famous overnight for performing an original song while wearing a blonde wig when she was in high school and has been an undercover singer with the help of her friends since then because she was afraid of being treated differently if people discovered her real identity</3. the only people except her friends who know about sailor's real identity are her parents, who helped her focus on her musical career while managing studies from home. she is a self producing artist, so give some respect to her >:( . y/n and her have known each other for the longest time and are besties. sometimes, when she's out with her friends as Sailor in public, they also wear a disguise along with her.
note : this oc was inspired by @njmverse and her alter ego, yes you guessed it right, is based upon Taylor Swift AND Hannah Montana and i love this oc sm🫶 ++ if anyone's interested in knowing how does sailor pift songs sound like😭, there's a playlist linked above(click on Sailor Pift) that i made for funsies with nix ;3
girlbossers (yn hype squad) ::
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jeno (jeneow) : 2nd year biology major in NU!! emo. has two cats, Ruby and dali, respectively. spends most of his time studying in his room and his friends *cough* nix *cough* Take care of his cats sometimes. is a part-time worker at the yogurt shop. refuses to hang out with friends because he has "work" but goes to every sailor concert to support his bestie</3.
chenle (elnehc) : second year music major in NU who actually attends classes. met nix on their first day of uni after which nix never attended uni againn😭. used to help nix with her classes and gradually started hanging out with the rest of the squad, and that's how he learned that the most renowned popstar of the country is none other than his bestie. was really shocked at first but started going to the concerts in disguise😭 updates nix with the classes and uni gossip. is here for the food and drama</3.
jisung (ameanoacid) : second year chemistry major in NU!!. runs a chemistry pun page on Twitter by day and handles the social media handles of THE Sailor Pift by night. helped nix to post that og song on youtube back in high school and that is how he ended up being the official unofficial social media manager of Sailor Pift and definitely not because her fingers once slipped and she accidentally posted a picture without her signature blonde wig on the official account. gives unnecessary love advice to get jeno to confess to his crush.
mark's emotional support package ::
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renjun (yellowCard) : he doesn't needs a backup, he's going to NU >:( ; yeah he only watches 2000 romcoms or barbie movies and nothing in between and elle woods influenced him so much so that he chose law as his major and is now in his second year(no he didn't follow his ex to the uni!!/srs). has known mark since high school. claims to be good at debates, but no one knows if it's true. is the mom friend and is overprotective of his children. made hyuck take english literature as an elective course just to make sure mark doesn't sleep through his classes. very loving, very appreciative in general and knows sailor's music but doesn't like how his friend focuses his energy more on defending someone, who probably has her company to deal with everything, online - instead of talking to actual people irl.
jaemin (imaej) : used to accompany mark to sailor pift's concert in their freshmen year, and that's how he became a fan(he's what twitter stans call a ✨casual stan✨). made his twitter account only to drag mark on the tl but ended up advertising his photography skills. pretended to be Mark's lawyer in front of his English professor to get him out of detention back in high school and that's when he decided he should do law and con people (haha /j haha unless ☺️).
hyuck (fullsums) : has known mark ever since elementary school. is the biggest barbie : life in a dreamhouse enthusiast. majoring in business studies from NU!! has turned his major into his entire personality. was a literature kid back in high school, and everyone expected him to either choose literature OR environmental studies but shocked everyone by choosing business. was really happy when renjun asked him if he could choose literature as an elective to make sure mark doesn't doses off during lectures, but shh!! everyone believes renjun made him decide on his elective, and he lets it remain that way.
yangyang (yangsquared) : met renjun in his freshman year of college through a mutual friend, and since then, renjun, mark, hyuck, and jaemin have been his ride or die. is a film major in NU!! can and WILL use the actual conversation between his friends in his scripts. mean girls enthusiast, his favorite was gretchen because she was so fetch!! is y/n's distant cousin, but they don't meet up often because of very different majors, which is why his friends have no idea that he's related to you in any way.
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Sweeter Than Fiction : a mark lee smau
summary : where you have grown a certain liking towards the boy who sits behind you in literature class, but here's a thing, you've never talked to him face to face. chaos unfolds when you try to befriend him in your own unique way!!
pairing : mark x fem!reader
themes : social media au, university au, fluff, crack, mutual pining, strangers to friends to lovers, hannah montana-ish au
masterlist 》 next
taglist : @njmverse @jeonsy98
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So unrelated but I got tattooed by a very attractive man today and he kept telling me i was such a good girl for sitting so well 🫠🫠. Excuse me while i make that my personality trait.
also to loop it back, tattoo artist!changbin. The man that loves dark but has a squishmellow collection for people to squeeze on while getting tattooed. Understands the importance of praise. The biggest softy for causing pain on his loved ones but he doesn’t want anyone else to do it
Oh my god. 😳 Um…..Nikki, how are you still alive?
As a brat with a PRAISE KINK I ABSOLUTELY WOULDVE DIED ON THE SPOT.
Also if you’re comfortable sharing, what’d you get? 👀
Side note: I think I may need to get a skz!pack tattoo. Anyone have any inspo or ideas for me? 👀👀👀
AND GOD ANY OF SKZ AS TATTOO ARTISTS LIKE IN IP&MT?? You know binnie would be so soft. And Channie too: like big inked guys, totally willing to take breaks or hold your hand if it gets too much. 😭😭😭
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