#i'm the king of tag shitposting.

[fuck-yeah-romantica]

The love of my l- Sada. Just, Sada.

Romantica photoshoot

- Position: guitar / bass

- Birthday: april 3 (no there is no year. Being lucky, only ten years later than Karen)

- Zodiac: aries

- Height: 170cm.

- Weight: 53kg.

- Bloodtype: A

- Previous musical projects: ...

Sada's first look, claims Karen Fox, 2004 (look at him. Look at him. L o o k.)

- Favourite bands (Japan): X japan, Baiser, Kuroyume, Shazna, Velvet eden, Art marju duchain, Luna sea, Malice mizer, Moi dix mois, Raphael, Hizaki grace project, Izam, Lareine, Metis Gretel, Sadist, Parasite, S (visual kei era), Syndrome, Phantasmagoria, Jun solo, hide, Anti feminism, Madeth gray'll, Je*reviens, Dir en grey (visual kei era), La:sadie's, Aliene ma'riage, Noir fleurir, Eliphas levi, Noi'x, Missalina rei, Neil, Celestia le ciel, Eze qul, Luinspear, Marry+an+blood, Misery, Orugo/ru, The piass, Loon eye's millye, Verfe gorl, Schwardix marvally, Due le quartz, Kagrra (visual kei era), Da'vid shito:al, Alc A dia, Kar maria, Allegory pill, Lanus dune, Aikaryu, Kamaitachi, Gargoyle, Kuroahega, Sex Android, Angel heart.. and a looot more....

- Favourite bands (Outside Japan): Sex pistols, Specimen, Siouxsie and the banshees, Cinema strange, London after midnight, Heart Throb Mob, Queeny Blast Pop, The devotchkas, The damned, The adicts, Vice Squad (80's), Misfits, The Ramones, Motley crue, Visage, Dead or alive, Boy george, Mayhem, Dana International, The horrorpops, Dick dale, Dead can dance, Karen Fox, She-ra. (Damn that goth strike)

- Favourite Videoclips: Fade to Grey (Visage), Out of fashion (Boy George), Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (Marilyn Manson), Zero (Smashing pumkins), Sad Mask (Velvet eden), Omocha no miisha (Noir fleurir), Metamorphose (Lareine), Gekka No Yasoukyaku (Malice mizer), Sumire september love (Shazna), Sister (Kuroyume), Koi shite kura kura (Izam), Weekend (X japan), Tsuki ni kasamura kumo hana ni kaze (Omnyouza), To.ki.me.ki. (Missalina rei), Sangeki no yoru (Dir en grey), Michi no sora (Psycho le cemu), Hoy no (Entre Rios), Paris (Romantica).

- Hobby: ...

- Interest: Hollow earth, Nazi esoterism (ufo), not official science, comics, manga.

- Personality: dejado (ditzy, out of touch with the surroundings), dreamer.

- Favourite colour: black, violet.

- Ambition: youth.

- Your first love: myself

- Would you like to be in love again?: here I am.

- Romantica in one word: machos (alpha males)

- Favourite phrase: y.. ya no se puede confiar en naides!! -by: shinjidark- (well... Neinbody is to trust!!)

- Favourite book: ...

- Favourite writer: Pierre Boulle, H.P. lovecraft, Julio Verne, John uri lloyd, H.G. Wells, Ray Bradbury, Ellis St. Joseph, Edward Bulwer Lytton.

- Favourite movie: Hedwig and the angry inch, Star wars (original trilogy), Dagon, Glen or glenda.

- Favourite t.v. series: Lost, The outer limits (60's), The twilight zone (50's).

- Favourite politic: Gral. Juan D. Peron.

- Favourite word: ...

- Type of woman liked: Real doll.

- Type of woman disliked: Real women. (Somebody should tell this guys homosexuality isn't the answer to mysoginy... Or maybe it is?)

- Treasured thing: my body.

- Who is your rival: myself

- Favourite anime: NHK ni youkoso!, Neon genesis evangelion, Arbegas (El rayo custodio!), Mononoke hime, Gunnm, Magic knight rayearth, Petshop of horrors, Robotech, Berserk, Gantz.

- Animated series: The smurfs, South park, The simpsons, Batman the animated series, Transformers, Spiderman and his amazing friends, Dino raiders, G.I. Joe, Thundercats, Birdman.

- What did you wanted to be as a child: pope

- What subjet did you like at school: none, I hate school.

- When did you discover music: 14 years old

- Something you always carry with you: Brain.

- Time of the year: autumn

- Where you would like to go: tokyo, inside of hollow earth.

- Who you would like to meet: ...

- What song defines you: sad mask - velvet eden.

- Message to fans: I don't know who you are, but I don't believe you anything!!!.

#visual kei #vkei icons #vkeistyle #vkeiband #vkei #mana sama #goth stuff #gay story #sissi femboi #i'm the king of tag shitposting.

[undead-knick-knack]

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's hells #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #orym of the air ashari #fcg #cr fresh cut grass #text post meme #short people problems #short kings #cr spoilers #only tagging that since i'm using the new orym art and shithead was in the latest episode #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[graspingremlinhands]

So I was trying a little Corruption Arc for Goji boy( just for funsie).

Phase 1:

Talking stages, swapping stories and traumas, situations where they stand too close for normal standards. Situations WHERE stand not closer to each other feels even worse.

Phase 1½

(Both of them thinking they are falling first, but little did they know)

Phase 2

(Sorry Mothra you're gonna have the second worst wake up call of your life).

"These gays, they're trying to kill me"

Mothra, probably

P.S. Little Bonus

The old lady won that round sort of

Being petty and vindictive over your lovely beau, whenever someone mistreat them, that's Ghidorah for you.

#I'm still tag it my writing #even though #shitpost #Meme writing #godzilla #ghidzilla #monsterverse #king ghidorah #ghidorah the three headed monster #godzilla: king of the monsters #godorah #my au #One of them #mothra #So sorry girl!! #enemies to lovers #legendary godzilla #mothra kotm

[newnevermind-sanity]

My one shitposting contribution to the fandom

I haven't beaten the Radiance yet (I'm very sorry Hollow Knight) but I love this game even tho I'm bad at it and I think the Pale King should've been alive when we met him because I would've liked to have a Talk.

#hollow knight #shitpost #sanity shut up #sanity does stuff #the knight #pale king #ghost #I'm not sure how to tag the hollow knight mc I'm new here

[scarletlight-has-issues]

Hi so uh.

I have no excuse.

#Scarlet speaks #Scarlet draws #Scarlet animates apparently #my art #shitpost #fionna and cake #fionna campbell #cake the cat #simon petrikov #the winter king #misery x cpr x reese's puffs #misery x cpr x reese's puffs x apple bottom jeans #winterkov ig?? #To be clear I don't ship it (don't have anything against it just not my thing) just tagging to be accurate #I forgot WK's glasses for the entire last section but I'm too tired to go back and fix it -m- #adventure time #at

[nightydraws]

You know, when you're bored when given an AI bot on Snapchat, you ask it to write you this:

#shitpost #i don't even know how to tag it differently #tpom #ahkj #tpom king julien #the penguins of madagascar #penguins of madagascar #all hail king julien #snapchat #btw I'm not dead yet xd

[mystic-cryptic]

king cybug simps where ya'll at

#wreck it ralph #Should I tag turbo #I guess #wreck it ralph turbo #king candy #Wreck it ralph king candy #king cybug #King candy cybug #What is this mfs name 💀 #Cybug #Wreck it ralph cybug #Shitpost #Yes I'm asexual. Yes I'm a King cybug simp. Yes. We exist.

[kakusu-shipping]

I’m making a Mario Series Shipping Chart and Bowser is making it incredibly difficult to format

#Emile's Arts #Redrawing my own meme while I STRUGGLE #I shoulda made the lines darker before uploading my B #I wanna link him to Luigi and Mario and Peach and King Boo and Starlow and Broque AND still have Platonics in there as well #And it's VERY DIFFICULT ACTUALLY #You can either have Daisy in the Square and only connect Bowser to two people #Or have Bowser in the Square and not have Daisy connected to Peach #That's the delema I'm facing #I may just have to make one of those circle charts where all the lines cross in the middle even though I haaaaate those #My usual big web chart just isn't working out in this case #I could not include Familial relationships but that actually doesn't help that was just a thing for me that I wanted to do #I dunno why I made it Starlow the one asking who Bowser is she's just on my mind now #Mario Shipping #I'm not tagging all those ships btw this is just a little shitpost while I struggle that made my computer crash 3 times while uploading it #Butch Daisy and Chubby Peach my beloveds.... #This is my first time drawing Bowser btw I really really suck at it fun fact #I'll be back. Eventually. #Maybe I'll just write them all down in a post but that doesn't have the same vibe #I need you all to know they are a polycule #I call them the Royal Polycule

[rin-yellow]

Something possessed me to make this and I have no idea why. I am so sorry

#rita kanisuka #ohsama sentai kingohger #king ohger #super sentai #robespierre #french revolution #iron widow lmao #maximilien robespierre #I'm an art blog but #actually I'm not this was supposed to be a blog for book reviews and then I had a mental breakdown #I'm not actually sure what I am #I guess I'm posting memes and shitposts now #you have no clue how close I am to converting this into a fanblog for idk super sentai or even something like fucking M3 #do y'all even remember M3? That one anime from 2014 #I'm not even sure if anyone has talked about it since the final episode aired but I recently watched it and it has stuck with me #where was i going with this #whatever I apologize for these tags #sunk cost fallacy dictates I post it like this #oh right forgot a few tags #papillon ohger #french revolution shitposts #super sentai shitposts #yea thats pretty much it #sorry for having a mental breakdown in the tags #I just failed a physics exam yesterday and am reconsidering my decision to study engineering lol #I know that's tmi but ehhhhh #yeah idfk lmao this is chaos but I'm sticking with this #and send post

[island-in-the-shadows]

Girl stop thinking about a Cattonquick Devil's Minion AU. No one knows wtf you're talking about!

#cattonquick #like both are almost always on my mind so my brain did stuff #ignore my shitpost #literally no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about #little king trashmouth and his husband gary #i don't actually tag the VC those people sent me hate for a hannigram vc joke #but yeah

[zorciarkrildrush]

Kim Kitsuragi shitpost voicelines!

Please see end of post if you want to use these!

Submitted by you, voted for by you, I'd like to present the voicelines you were just dying to hear being said by Kim - dutifully performed by the brilliant Jullian Champenois.

In 10th place,

How did we get here? We walked, believe it or not. You were not entirely lucid.

In 9th place,

I want to have fuck with you.

In 8th place, Normal people, when they go down a slide - they're fine.

Submission idea attributed to this post.

In 7th place, No, detective, I do not just want to go apeshit.

Submitted by bowyooo. In 6th place, Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.

Submitted by elelei. In 5th place, Officer, what the fuck was that?

In 4th place, Trans rights are human rights, detective. Obviously.

In 3rd place, Do I like men? Man is a hopeless creature. I don't like much of anyone. ...Oh, if you meant sexually, then, yes.

In 2nd place,

Detective, Instead of worrying about appearing 'submissive and breedable', please make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.

Submitted by scrollingdown. And finally, in 1st place, the voice line you all wanted to hear so so badly is...

I'm da king of da highway.

Usage

You are welcome and encouraged to use these for memes, shitposts, and other foolish fan content on social media. When you do, please include credit to Jullian Champenois. You can also include a link to his website, tag him on Instagram/Twitter (@julliannailluj), or mention his Youtube channel according to the content you make. Commercial content of any kind - ads, promoted videos, etc - is explicitly forbidden by these usage terms. Anything of this sort will require specific permission by Jullian. Please don't fuck around we love him. That's it! Thank you everyone for participating, reading, and enjoying this silly little project.

#disco elysium #selfpost #The Kim Kitsuragi Shitpost Project #long post

[solaireverie]

1633 | king of my heart

summary: [ lestappen — social media au ] in which the crown prince of monaco falls in love with a formula 1 driver

warnings: language, implied/referenced homophobia

author’s note: i made a shitpost this morning and here i am now. never let it be said that i don't give the people what they want.

45,299 likes

monacoupdates Crown Prince Charles is present today at the #MonacoGP on behalf of the royal family! The self-professed avid motorsport fan will be spending time in the Ferrari, Alpine, and Red Bull garages.

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user charles is always serving damn

↪ user monaco how does it feel to have won in the crown prince lottery???

↪ user très bien, thanks for asking 😌

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tagged: hshcrownprincecharles, pierregasly

alpinef1team A very special visit from hshcrownprincecharles! #MonacoGP

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user charles at every opportunity: i'm not french! 😠 also charles:

↪ user lmao tbf he's known pierre for a while

↪ user bro how???

↪ user idk f1 drivers hang around monaco a lot and they both speak french

↪ user it's not even just pierre charles is also pretty close with the monaco-based drivers like max and lando

user 10 seconds penalty to ocon for not greeting charles 😂

↪ user poor estie bestie 😭

↪ alpinef1team Esteban did talk with Crown Prince Charles 😉 Just a pity that His Serene Highness had to rush off before we could get pictures...

hshcrownprincecharles has added to their story

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liked by carlossainz55, f1, hshcrownprincecharles and 892,103 others

tagged: carlossainz55, hshcrownprincecharles

scuderiaferrari Please welcome hshcrownprincecharles to the #Tifosi for the #MonacoGP 🥳

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hshcrownprincecharles Grazie mille for the opportunity to try the racing driver life!

↪ scuderiaferrari Our pleasure 🥰 hshprincelorenzo and hshprincesspascale can we keep him, s'il vous plait?

↪ hshdukearthur I don't think Lorenzo and Maman would be the only ones against Charles becoming a Ferrari driver 😂

user you don't understand how emotional this makes me 🥹 charles always said that if he could pick any job he'd be a f1 driver and to see him get to experience his dream!! even if for only a day!!!

carlossainz55 Personally I think Charles would be slower than me

↪ hshcrownprincecharles This is lèse-majest�� and I will have you thrown into the dungeons for your disrespect to the throne 😤

↪ carlossainz55 pretty sure your brother is the one who can do that...

↪ user does monaco even have dungeons?

redbullracing has added to their story

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mv01updates max post-monaco gp with the crown prince of monaco, his serene highness charles leclerc 😍

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user for some reason these pictures make me feel like i'm 5 years old again and watching my parents be romantic. like i want to scream "get a room" 😂

↪ user not a single unique experience 💀

user ayo 🤨 the helmet pics...

↪ user i stg i've seen pictures of drivers with their actual wives that had less tension

user just kiss already 😩😩😩

liked by hshcrownprincecharles, maxverstappen1, hshprincesspascale, and 8,491,293 others

tagged: hshcrownprincecharles, maxverstappen1

palaisprincierdemonaco La Famille Princière est heureuse d'annoncer les fiançailles du Prince Héréditaire Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc et Max Emilian Verstappen, avec l'accord de S.A.S. le Prince Lorenzo.

The Princely Family is happy to announce the engagement of Crown Prince Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc and Max Emilian Verstappen, with the approval of HSH Prince Lorenzo.

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user i??? what??? what happened to hello??? how are you??? my name is???

↪ user fr i didn't even know max was dating someone lmao

user damn at least we know why they were so touchy at the grand prix now 😂

hshprincelorenzo Félicitations!

user the hAND ON THE THIGH. THE SMILE ON THEIR FACES. I AM UNWELL.

↪ user ALL OF US ARE UNWELL

landonorris does this mean that max gets a title? if so, not fair 😒

↪ pierregasly yeah hshcrownprincecharles, can you knight me or something?

↪ maxverstappen1 go find your own royalty to marry 🙄

↪ landonorris does lewis count? like if i marry him will i become sir lando norris 🤔

↪ sebastianvettel i've asked, and no it does not work like that unfortunately

liked by victoriaverstappen, redbullracing, maxverstappen1 and 912,392 others

tagged: maxverstappen1

gq Presenting our July cover star, Max Verstappen.

The Formula 1 driver, best known for dominating his sport and more recently his engagement with Monaco's beloved Crown Prince Charles, sits down with GQ to discuss what exactly goes on in a two-time world champion's mind.

Verstappen offers insight into the ongoing season, the surprising way the sport helped bring him and his fiancé together, and the pressures of marrying into royalty, especially as part of a same-sex couple.

Read the July cover story at the link in bio.

liked by maxverstappen1, hshprincesspascale, hshdukearthur and 4,283,120 others

tagged: maxverstappen1

hshcrownprincecharles There are many words that can be used to describe love, but you will always be my truest definition 🤍

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hshcrownprincecharles p.s. thank you hshdukearthur for catching the moments just before i proposed on camera 😘

maxverstappen1 Charlie, I can tell you I love you in four languages, and it will never encompass everything I feel for you. Je t'aime, ik houd van je, ich liebe dich, I love you. Thank you for making me the happiest man in the world ❤️

user crying screaming throwing up #relationshipgoals

hshprincesspascale Je suis très contente pour toi, mon cœur. maxverstappen1, bienvenue à la famille! [ i'm so happy for you, my heart. max, welcome to the family! ]

user so if i learn how to drive cars very fast does that mean that i get to marry a prince as well??? if so sign me up 👀

↪ landonorris you also need to be one lucky bastard, otherwise i'd also be on the cover of gq right now

↪ gq maybe next year?

↪ alex_albon he wishes 😂

↪ hshcrownprincecharles first figure out how to flirt, lando norizz 😜

↪ landonorris if max can do it so can i

↪ maxverstappen1 please 🙄 i’ve been watching you make a fool of yourself in front of carlos for five years now

↪ landonorris i hate all of you 😃

↪ hshcrownprincecharles one less place to pay for at the wedding 🤷‍♂️

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masterlist

#solwriting #formula 1 #f1 #f1 fanfic #formula 1 fanfic #f1 social media au #f1 imagine #f1 smau #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #1633 #lestappen fanfic #lestappen fic #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fanfic #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen fanfic

[silverraindemon]

~People I’d like to know better~

Thanks so much for the tag @turtleybeachin!! ♡ (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Last song - "Lost in Silence" - Marcus Skeen

☆ Yes, a fan-made league song for a specific skin line- but league makes good music! and this song is good too! (also I'm here for the lore, nothing more lol)

Favourite colour - Black & Red

☆ Can't go wrong with black! and red is always a pretty colour!

Currently reading/watching - Nothing at the moment

☆ Haven't really decided to pick anything up recently. 100% open to suggestions though!

Spicy/Savory/Sweet - Sweet > Spicy > Savory

☆ Don't get me wrong savory is good, but in the hierarchy sweet shall always be king. \(★ω★)/

Relationship status - Single

☆ Too busy doing my own thing honestly lol.

Current obsession - Genshin, BG3, & Our Life

☆ Forever a genshin girly lol Oh and Xiao is best boi. ☆ I joined Bg3 late but played non-stop for a bit. The hold Astarion has on me is concerning. ☆ Our Life is a Vn that I highly recommend and I'am always throwing it into my chaotic mix of games daily.

Tagging - @madwoman1313, @married-to-google-translater, @i-slept-for-13hours-ohshi, @angelltheninth, @a-local-idiots-shitpost

☆ (Y'all are cool! but don't do it if you don't want to! You're still cool either way!) (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

#getting to know me #getting to know each other #getting to know you #I dont know what im doing

[sixknight]

If the Dateables + Luke had a Tumblr

Solomon- This man is a shitpost king. He's being serious in his posts most of the time but people are taking it as a joke anyway. His posts become popular because they're just so absurd. Likes to share his recipes in 100% seriousness and people will be like "I'm gonna try it." then post "Don't do this... hospital." and he'll reply "This sounds like what you tumblr users call a ""skill issue"" as my body has been able to handle this perfectly fine for hundreds of years." and it'll get thousands of notes.

Diavolo- Follows everyone in the school and likes their posts a lot. His original posts are usually photos of food he's eating, the landscape views of Devildom, and sometimes secret photos he snuck of Lucifer (Lucifer DMs him about them). He'll also talk about work a lot or a recent book he's reading or game he's playing in his down time. Reblogs a lot of artwork too.

Barbatos- Posts and reblogs a lot of food and drink recipes. He mostly uses the blog to share recipes and keep tabs on people. Keeps his likes private. You don't want to see what's in there.

Simeon- Uses it as a journal once Solomon and Luke help him set it up. He'll talk about and post pictures of things that go on in the dorms. Once he figures out how reblogs work he reblogs a lot of art, animal videos/pictures, and fanart of TSL.

Luke- Has soooooo many tags blacklisted because Simeon asked Solomon to blacklist a lot of the naughty stuff. Not that he comes across that stuff much anyway, he's mostly just following recipe and animal blogs along with MC, Simeon, Barbatos, Beel, and Solomon. He also reblogs a lot of cute fashion and stim boards.

#headcanons #Obey Me #Obey Me Solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me Luke #I am solidly team ''Solomon becomes a tumblr funnyman''

[isa-ghost]

Btw I've made a new tag "AMFMN things" for all things related to the fic. Be it actual chapters, The Writing Process(tm), asks, shitposts, etc. It'll all be under there.

Bc I'm sliding this into some main tags just in case, here's a,, recap of what the fuck I'm talking about, I guess:

Was making qPhil headcanons bc blorbo brainrot go brrrrr

Made some about Ender King possessed Phil

Got an ask about how Phil's closest friends would save him from EK

For some reason that altered my brain chemistry so hard that I started plotting a fic despite never ever writing any fanfic in my life

Fic is called Awake Me From My Nightmare (AMFMN). I have 7½ chapters planned and atm I'm toying with the idea of 12+ total at of the time of posting this. Aw yeah baby, longfic. Drawing out the angst. 😎

It'll be posted on ao3, visible to everyone so you don't need an acc to read it or leave kudos/comments, etc!! :]

Gonna post chapters with links to the fic ofc, but might still also post the actual chapters on Tumblr (pls answer the poll at the bottom if you don't mind!)

Decided to stir some hype outside my friend groups that know abt it by posting a Plot Summary. Holy fuck unexpected amount of reception to it (thanks btw ;-; <3)

I started writing chapter 1 yesterday!! :D

To keep up my motivation for it, I'm always down 24/7 to get asks about it!! It's been generating new ideas for me and I love love LOVE dropping crumbs while I create stuff in general.

And, as I am the queen of it, I keep shitposting about writing & the fic itself too.

So in order to keep all that in one concise place I'm making a blog tag #AMFMN things to keep all that in one convenient place

So uh yeah. Hi. I've been writing OC stuff for 12+ years but now bc of unexpected events, I'm finally writing a fandom fic.

#qsmp #qsmp philza #q!philza #philza #AMFMN things

[mana-sputachu]

Also, I had an influx of new followers in the last few days, so...

HELLO EVERYONE?

I'm Mana, a freelance artist from Italy who's currently in King of fighters&Iori brainrot (...for the last 20 years actually), and I'm slowly going back into Tekken due to the release of T8 and the XiaoJin crumbles it gave me. Still shocked about it.

I post commission, doodles, shitposts, fanfics and clog the tags with my headcanons.

In general I'm an old grumpy lady who cries over fictional characters and dogs and cats.

Welcome, hope you'll enjoy your stay!

#text post #text posts #hey there #guess my tekken art making the rounds again brought you all here? #Anyway #WELCOME!