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frownyalfred · 29 days
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"Yeah he's dressed like a fucking Bat. So what? Some guy in the Narrows just got melted into acid by a ray gun on Tuesday. And you know who has to show up and deal with that?" hacking cough, another long drag "Last night I drank eleven of those fancy little espresso shots from that new cart over on 5th and didn't feel a thing. Doctor told me it's bad for my heart. You know what's bad for my heart? Crazy psychos with ray guns melting people into acid. Back in my day, people fell into acid, sure. But now they've got acid guns too?" more coughing, some chest pounding "Bat says he wants to go deal with that, I say more power to him. Matter of fact, he can walk right into my house and kiss my wife if it means I don't gotta write more paperwork about people getting melted into acid. You know how hard it is to identify people when they're goo? It all just looks like puked up spaghetti in those bags. And the acid keeps eatin' at the bags when they're in the cooler so they break open, and boom, that's another form. I filled out three forms about that this week, believe it or not. So yeah, the Bat's doing me a favor, way I see it." lighting another cigarette "Hey, buddy. You want one of these?"
Bruce Wayne, staring at the only other non-corrupt officer in the GCPD he was surreptitiously vetting after his last meetup with Gordon fell through: "Um. No thanks."
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louhinks · 2 months
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i've taken to drawing AW2 culinary crimes whilst i am beaten unconscious by art block. bon appetit
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ushighway69 · 9 months
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i think robogirls are some of my favorite types of transfem identities because they are such intimidate and honest pictures of what its like to be/feel both human and nonhuman. like. if i'm just electricity and parts why do i have a heart? whats stopping me from switching out those parts when they don't serve me anymore?
not to mention some of the most common robotgirl fantasies are about having girls switch those parts out, switching your display from monochrome gameboy green to 4K LED (or the other way around. i see you cassette girls. let me wind that up for you)
finding perfection in the imperfection. vice versa. the feedback when you hold your finger over the microphone jack. the way her whole body heats up when she's doing something difficult. when she freezes up and you keep pressing buttons to see what happens. turning her off and on again. and again. and again.
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mayhasopinions · 9 months
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i may be really reaching here but when crowley says 'who tried very hard to kill you, to cast you into hellfire and destroy you', that's the only reason he gives to hating gabriel. he's not willing to give this clearly ditzy and amnesic archangel a single chance because he was involved in aziraphale's execution and he clocked that he's a generally shitty guy. he doesn't say 'he's an asshole' or anything like that, it's the only reason he gives.
plus, he says 'he's not OUR friend'. He could have easily said 'he's not YOUR friend', but gabriel's actions was an attack on crowley as well as aziraphale, as crowley was the one to stand in the burning bookshop, thinking that his angel had been killed, and was ordered to step into hellfire in a cutthroat manner posed as aziraphale. it gets to the point to the point where aziraphale, the one who was attempted to be executed and has been pushed around by gabriel all his life, gives gabriel more slack than crowley, who only knows gabriel off of the fact that a. he tried to kill azi b. he's been treating azi badly for millenia
plus, we don't know if he knew gabriel before he fell from heaven, and if he did, he doesn't mention it in the 'why gabriel is a bad person so he should not be our adopted son 101' mini presentation, so if he did know gabriel before and gabriel was most likely part of the falling, he doesn't mention anything like 'i knew him before he was a dick', because the ONLY THING that matters to crowley is that gabriel's a dick to aziraphale, something that even AZIRAPHALE HIMSELF cast aside because he wanted to help gabriel, it doesn't matter what gabriel did to him, it doesn't matter that he inadvertantly tried to execute crowley, it only matters what he did to azi, and he's afraid that he'll do it again now he's back. crowley is so scared to lose aziraphale again it's insane also... 'precious, peaceful, fragile'... sideye
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conceptofjoy · 2 months
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drawing rose fashion can be so hard bc u got to take her faux elegance in to consideration (she wears a bodice in her squiddleknit dress) and the fact she scribbled on a squiddles shirt and also wore whatever the black squiddle dress was..?
semi unrelated but i still think the light prom dress was a visual representation of her ditching/invalidating her queer (as in weird and gay) identity because she thought it was childish which is also major difference point in post y pre retcon. like obvs still a les cause kanaya’s right there but in the way she forces herself into a box (from her perceived expectations of her mother. theres a running theme of people feeling like they’ve disappointed roxy)
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spudsaaa · 7 months
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Guys who look like this have a 99% chance of stealing your girl
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princelabia · 1 year
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hannibal is about the twisted eroticism of wanting to fuck your therapist. but it's also about the twisted eroticism of wanting to fuck a man who is too depressed to shower and is sweating buckets all the time. the man wakes up in an olympic swimming pool every time he has a homoerotic nightmare in season 1 you know if he wasn't hydrating regularly that pussy would be drying out like a will graham cracker. who said that
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What do you mean Kyle and Roy don’t call Jason’s tiddies his toddies
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aurumacadicus · 8 months
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So for me personally I think both Steve and Tony have the same lack of self-esteem/self-confidence it just manifests differently. Tony believes he can't measure up and won't no matter how hard he tries which makes him seem aloof/uncaring towards others. (Not that this stops him from trying, of course. Deep down he's hopeful that someday, somehow, he'll be enough for someone. Which is why all of his friends are like "lol Tony aloof? He got drunk and cried because someone mentioned they had to put their dog down recently so he made an animal shelter in the dog's name.")
Now. Steve. He's been clawing tooth and nail for respect since he was a sickly, skinny kid. He spent so long getting no respect (even after he first became Captain America, being used for propaganda) and then, suddenly, after proving his mettle in battle/rescuing an entire unit of POWs, he has nothing but respect from the people around him. He doesn't know how to handle it because he would have gone to rescue Bucky even if he was still tiny. Nothing changed except his body. He's still him at his core. But he thinks people only ever want to be with him for his body so when he starts having self-esteem issues his feelings accumulate into anger.
All of this to say one of my favoritest tropes in fan fiction (any universe) is when people make Tony fall in love with skinny asthmatic Steve but Steve doesn't want to date because he thinks Tony pities him and then they fall out of contact, only for there to be some sort of event where they're going to meet again. Tony tells this huge blond hunk to keep an eye out for a tiny blond with anger issues because Steve is the only reason he even came to this stupid party and if he isn't coming Tony is going to leave. In fact he might leave anyway because Steve shouted at him to leave him alone the last time they saw each other so he might not want to see Tony anyway. Which gives Steve (blond hunk) an identity crisis because oh no apparently Tony was earnest back then and Steve yelled at him for no reason because he thought Tony was patronizing him and Tony apparently still cares about him and is so handsome. Fuck. His friends are never going to let him live this down.
("Aw I was really looking forward to being the big spoon," Tony says post reveal, frowning up at Steve, and Steve about kills himself choking on his drink laughing.)
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jeweled-blue-eyes · 7 months
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Lucas's dislike for Jennette would be interesting to explore if the reason wasn't because she was the second female lead but because she was a child that was created non consensually with mana stolen from him when he was asleep by the man he rejected (as in metaphorical rape). His hatred for her would be rooted in self hatred. Jennette is something powerful and terrifying, something that should be feared and rejected by society (just like him), both were conceived unnaturally from magic (manhwa lucas is implied to have been sired by the world tree), Jennette was raised by a white haired man who refused to become her family and never made her feel like she belonged (just like him and Gisil), they formed an attachment to a father figure (Caelum, Claude), possibly felt jealousy towards the true child of the father figure (Aeternitas, Athy) and ruined their parent/child relationship.
The difference is that Jennette still clings stubbornly onto her dream of a family, never embraced her "true" nature or put herself above those that were less powerful than her. And this must be incomprehensible to Lucas. Lucas was rejected by the people he loved because of his magic. He looks down on those with less mana than him because he might've begun to tell himself the opinion of those weaker than him didn't matter. They were ants in comparision to him who was basically a demi-god. It would be a nice parallel if Jennette and Lucas both tried to find comfort in a narrative they have constructed for themselves. They are forced into the roles of the lovely princess and wizard hermit respectively through external factors. The difference is that Jennette broke out of her role first in this life.
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atanxdoesstuff · 2 months
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Here, some Ryley sketches ft. Cuddlefish skritches, Peeper, Bladderfish, and This Is Ozzy From The Cafeteria What The Hell Guys!
i haven't drawn in quite some time but yknow its exam phase so :/ ofc my motivation comes back when I really should be doing something else like idk study? or somethin
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jamiesfootball · 7 months
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Here's a snippet from a project I started before season three aired. Not sure if I'll get back to it but I might:
First time Colin met Jamie was as a starter in the U18s during a Wales v England match. Colin played first string the whole season. Football was something that came easy to him. While he wasn't likely to be the next Gareth Bale or Chris Gunter, and he was shorter than most of his teammates by a head, he was scrappier, hungrier, angrier than anyone else he knew - on the field or off. The coaches were always on him to take it easy or he'd tear something, but it was lip service at best. They kept him on because he was a force of nature: block, cross, shoot, it didn't matter. He couldn't be pigeonholed. He was inconspicuous and could slide pass the bigger players before they realized where the ball had gone; he was a threat. So Colin had walked into that match with England full of teenage vigor, thinking he was hot shit. Then at the 57' mark England took an injury, and Jamie Tartt took the stage. In the next thirty-three minutes, he'd also take Colin's self-esteem and a fucking hat trick. Nothing in his young life had prepared him for the look of intensity on the other boy's eyes as he stampeded down the field like the fucking Tasmanian Devil. He blew past Ellis and Bowen like a tap dancer, and when Colin came to tango, he was helplessly tangled in a series of checks maneuvered like a game of chess. He tripped on his feet. Got up quick with rage in his blood only to get nutmegged, the ball slipping cleanly between his unsteady legs, before Tartt took his first breakaway of the evening. The remainder of the match seared into his brain like a bloodbath. A chip shot in injury time sealed the fucking deal, the ball breezing overt the goalie's fingertips to bury into the net. Colin couldn't even blame his short legs for not keeping up. Him and Tartt were the same height. It was a lesson Colin had put other players through but never learned for himself: that you were only as good as your world was wide. The next time they met Jamie was fresh on loan from Man City. Colin called it: the guy didn't remember him at all.
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cindersart · 11 months
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also a big fan of ppl recognising that kaz was just. terrible to jesper. without immediately having to add 'butbutbut he only did it BECAUSE--' no! no. its ok. u can simply say 'hey, kaz was a dick to jesper just for the sake of it sometimes and nobody should get away with treating their friend like that' or perhaps 'its real weird how the fandom does not consider the racial microaggressions in this when continuing to talk about jesper as a character the way kaz does (unfairly, oftentimes just to make a mockery of him)'
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khazadspoon · 5 months
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Ok but for just a second let me be serious about silly 1982 horror movie The Thing by the legendary John Carpenter.
It’s macho in a sense that it’s a bunch of dudes with flamethrowers and no trust. But it also isn’t.
There’s the relationships we see that get to me.
Fuchs, in particular, breaking through as someone who still holds on to trust in an environment designed to eradicate it. He still trusts Doc and says they need his help. He doesn’t make first moves to judge or accuse anyone. He actively seeks out MacReady to give him information or get his opinion (let’s go gossip in the tractor in the dark all alone despite there being an alien that perfectly mimics other life forms about).
We as the viewer aren’t supposed to trust anyone, not even Mac as the protagonist. Nearly every character decides “fuck it I’m only going to trust myself” and is ready to defend themselves at any turn.
Even Nauls, the youngest of the group and by all accounts just there as a cook, quickly cuts the guideline when he suspects MacReady. Childs was ready to throw down from the start. Norris doesn’t trust himself but is too background to be noticed.
But Fuchs? He sticks out in all that. Soft spoken, bookish, suggesting that they make their own meals (and is the only one to consider the actual practicality of that), with his beard and his glasses and his little sweater look he’s got going on.
Ok maybe this turned into a love letter to Fuchs but I don’t care.
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emonydeborah · 6 months
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trektober day 11: animals/pets
The snorting, twitching creature stretched towards her, nostrils flared. Una stood stock still, leaned as far back as she could, and watched its nose creep closer and closer.
“She likes you.” Una gave Chris a tense look, shrinking into her Starfleet-issued winter coat. Chris gave the behemoth a hearty smack on the flank, devoted adoration in his eyes. “Tango, this is Una.”
Chris tore his eyes away from the horse, and even though her breath was visible in the icy Montana air, warmth bloomed in Una’s chest at Chris’s reassuring smile. He held out a hand and she took it, forgetting the war machine on legs stamping its hooves next to them. Chris gently laid Una’s hand on Tango’s neck. Her bristly hair was rougher than Una expected.
“Una, this is Tango.”
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hanafubukki · 8 months
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You know what’s funny? As a diasomnia stan we have never known true peace.
Dia Stans before book 7: -feral and unending patience in when will book 7 release?- “when will my love return from war?”
Dia Stan’s after book 7: -that one bus meme with the happy and sad guy- “We finally got book 7, but at what cost?” “Our sanity and hearts” -endlessly plummeted with angst from the get go”
It’s somewhat funny how in other books, you get a small intro of -chaos and fun shenanigans- before shit hits the fan. But book 7?? Nope, we deep dive right away into chaos and angst.
Dia Stans….we truly are made of something else entirely huh?
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