#i will cook for you

[dreamsofhannah2]

𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓱 2

#i will cook for you #sexy

[andy-clutterbuck]

Penguin Bloom  ❈ 2021❈

#BIG SOFT DILF ENERGY #Andrew Lincoln #Penguin Bloom #* #WHY ARE THE GLASSES SO ATTRACTIVE #as someone who wears them every day i don't understand #but they ARE #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #bless this movie for giving me gorgeous soft safe dad energy #excuse me but The Nose™ #i will cook for you #H A N D S #climbing on like those grocery store quarter machine rides #do they have those anymore #i don't think so #im old #though some dude thought i was 22 last night at a concert so i'm taking that #H A N D S O M E #i will bear your children

[foxyfrolic]

Standing menacingly in the background with a spatula

#Online; #Dashcomm; #I WILL cook for you

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[greelin]

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

#yes i hate feeding myself and refuse to make sure i eat. #yes i love to cook for other people and will bother you 1000 times to make sure you eat. don’t think about it

[ruporas]

dragon meat, you, and me

#marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tw blood #tw body horror #tw gore #as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!! #like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive #the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence #evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved #ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost #on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation #the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!! #also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood #in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?) #ruporas art

[polararts]

They're all friends, wdym. Print preorder? available??

#miles morales #gwen stacy #miguel o'hara #the spot #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #spiderman 2099 #spider byte #penny parker #peter b. parker #fanart #atsv #atsv fanart #across the spiderverse #art #You get a widdle discount for supporting it #five dollarrss #OR I plan on selling them at san japan #Everyone is friends #they invite spot to the cook out and he feels better #Miles's mom beats up Miguel and he is reformed

[roppiepop]

Who’s coming to the cookout?

#bruce wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batman #red robin #dc robin #batgirl #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #roppie tries to draw #WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now #bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these #this comic is also known as ‘wordless communication: how well your family knows you’ #dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok 😃👍 #i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!! #WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!! #(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground

[nipuni]

Ten! my love 🥰

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on Jan 1st!

#doctor who #tenth doctor #10th doctor #david tennant #my art #I'm about to throw a bunch of DW art on you!! then I'll go cook for new year's dinner 🏃‍♀️ #I'm testing out styles for posters 😊 #please ignore the Tardis missing windows!! lmao I forgot to fix that

[marisatomay]

#be gentle with the site…let it cook especially if you’ve been on here for along time #if it takes too long you can always restart it #saw a poll about tumblr fame where the metric was follower count but since follower count is private the real metric we use on here is #how much interaction do your original posts receive #anyway! have at it! #also if you wanted to take the final Total Notes number and divide it by Posts Counted for your Avg Notes Per Post I would appreciate that #like when I divide my Total Notes by my Posts Counted I average 644 notes per original post allegedly

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory believes in the Glammike FNAF theory,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #glamrock freddy #fnaf gregory #glammike #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #do you guys think Gregory is spitting? #is the boy cooking?? #I like the idea that Michael and Glamrock are suspiciously similar #it’s not noticeable at first but Gregory definitely picked up on it #Michael would deny it cause he doesn’t want to be compared to an animatronic #Freddy denies it cause he knows Michael does pff #Gregory has two dads now wow … #this is for yall Glammike believers 🩵🩵🩵

[io-lu-art]

me.

rn.

at 2 am.

#those random ideas you get at midnight #the Zuko I identify with the most #i think #art wip #wip #art #illustration #sketch #lineart #it's cooking #hopefully i won't forget it on the stove #zuko #iroh #proud as ever #atla #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender

[favoure]

"do the opposite of what people tell you to do"

#desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #secret life #mcyt #trafficblr #favourarts #ok to tag as ship #so i posted this to twitter first right #and the amount of people i have in my replies saying that they'll kill themselves is honestly Very funny #anyways im back :)) #i missed drawing these two GOD #okay life update in the tags for this piece is: something about finals season just makes you want to draw more #<- has been saying this for 4 days straight now #YAAAAAAYYYY i got another desert duo sketch cooking fellas and this one is a Bit more self indulgent if yk what i mean hehe #<- SEE U IN THE SIDEBLOG

[dragondawdles]

the beastie <3

#totk spoilers #<- (? yet another schrödinger's spoiler she shows up during the beginning sequence but uhhh just 2 be safe) #totk #light dragon #the light dragon #totk light dragon #loz #tloz #zelda #id in alt #dragon doodles #(I don't know the TAGS for this fandom grrgrhgrgrhg I'll decide eventually) #hiiiiiii so the uh new zelda game was good. I beat that after 140 hours like a week ago (explode emoji) #and now I'm brainrotting zelda HARD which means I have feelings about like 17 dudes all at once #we'll have to see if that means I'll bombard you with characters!! lately art's been blah but I've got some stuff cooking hopefully #hey I'm happy with this tho!! happy with tha beastie :] #this worm is my best friend

[taikova]

*destroys sanji with my mind*

#one piece #sanji #op fanart #i do love him and all the straw hats #wip #lineart #sketchbook #taiart #if you show me a picture of sanji from wholecake arc i will cry #if you show me a picture of sanji post timeskip nearly anywhere else i may kick him #cooking #cartoon food #traditional #traditional art

[joeyclaire]

i like how you can't look up anything on tumblr dot com without running into those terrible deeply heterosexual x reader imagines

#chit chats #i typed ''yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning'' and the first THREE results were that #at least use a readmore. at least use easily blacklistable tags. #come on. you can tag just ''x reader'' cant you cant you please please