Astarion: *rolling dice sound* Hm. That looks worth checking out.
me: *blind as a bat, had a menu open, frantically searching* WHAT DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE?
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?
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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life
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Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*
Me:
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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.
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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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