a dumb fat puppy boy on all fours with a pink collar and leash around his neck, his swollen belly sloshing under him with each step. he gobbled out of his food dish on the floor, and poor puppy had one too many treats. your obedient puppy has become sluggish. sit. stay. rollover. puppy lies on his back and looks up at you through his eyelashes, giving his signature puppy dog eyes. he can’t roll himself over, and each time he tries his belly sloshes and gurgles with the movement. you’re feeling forgiving and start rubbing puppy’s upset belly as he pants with his tongue out.
lately i have been really into the idea of a man loudly announcing he ate “too much” of something, whining about it to an almost cartoonish degree.
your cookie jar is empty? find him curled up on the sofa holding his belly with a sour expression. maybe he hiccups or burps, but he looks up with guilty eyes and loudly says “oohhh, i ate too many cookies.”
or maybe it’s his birthday, and after a slice of cake he has another…and another…and another. you wipe the frosting out of the corner of his mouth as he slumps back in his seat and groans “too much cake.” you jokingly pat his cake-filled belly.
and maybe it even extends to Valentine’s Day or Halloween. the discount candy is just too good to pass up. your boyfriend gobbles the whole bowl within a couple days, leaving him with a gurgling, upset tummy by day three. “baby, i ate too much candy” he whimpers. “i have a tummy ache.”
you scold him and then shower him and his belly in kisses.
let me feed you until you cant take the feeling of your belt digging into your lower tummy and then let me take it off for you and I might as well unzip your pants while I'm at it, then you should let me keep feeding you until you cant hold any more and let me rub your sensitive tummy packed tight with all your favorite foods