#i want to stop studying now please

[zemfruit]

imagine a dildo shop with designs based on Constantin Brâncuși's sculptures

they wouldnt be very good but id buy one for shits n giggles. bonus points if they could make them soft (unlike originals) on top of being shiny (like originals)

#txt #i want to stop studying now please #plz feel free to reblob with whatever art could make an okay sex toy if you have any fun ideas #i want a break #i guess this needs a mature content thingy huh

[frenchublog]

🏹💘...!

#spuffy #btvs fanart #spike #spike btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #spike x buffy #my art #please don't repost #happy valentines day now time for me to disappear for 2 months #screaming at them : stop it #screenshot studies bc why not #proportions ? i don't know her #drawing these while listening to the patapon ost #buffy crying and being sad immediately after being brought back to life can yall please hear me out i have a vision #number one is i wanted to draw the fat ghibli tears #sarah michelle gellar #james marsters

[hororona]

nico robin and her smile

hiiii ok has anyone else ever thought about the person robin was before joining the straw hats? like who she was when she was at her worst? because i do. a lot. so go along with me here

from her introduction, robin has this very small smile that feels cunning and is seemingly meant to taunt luffy and co. it creates a sense that there's a canyon's depth of difference in power between her and the others.

robin's is a subtle character in her expressions compared to most other major characters in the series. and i think it fits her background of having to work in subterfuge. (???)

she maintains this expression throughout multiple scenes. the same shape of her smile that is so exact that it has to be with intention. this is the face of ms. all sunday. this is the person robin had to be in order to survive.

and yet each one still has it's differences and that's robin being not so perfect at hiding her true feelings (which btw i love that robin will always be exactly who she is). she's stressed or even strained at times. while also feeling perfectly at ease, but still performing a role.

i think for the most part. robin didn't mind what she had to do or who she had to be. because she's pragmatic, but she was definitely bothered by vivi and the strawhats. they're the ones who cause robin to show anything other than that static smile. notably when she is faced with vivi and luffy's determination.

and i've rambled about it once before robin is a kind woman at heart and who has a soft spot for the crew + vivi. their earnestness breaks through her own desire/need to not care for the effect her actions have on the lives of others.

notably the only times robin does seem to genuinely smile is in small sudden outbursts around luffy when something he does makes her laugh.

and throughout the rest of the alabasta arc. robin's clearly uncomfortable with facing the real destruction of alabasta at crocodile and her hands. later revealing that she never planned on helping him obtain the poseidon weapon. she never once smiles, instead dropping everything to focus on getting to the poneglyph.

after that though? she does her miss all sunday smile one last time when she asks luffy to join his crew. it's a famous panel, we all know it, we all love it.

the longer robin was with the straw hats. the more she began to genuinely smile. it's well established that being on the crew brought back joy and laughter into robin's life, that being with them gave her a reason to live again. but it was a slow start until we got to see this robin more often and more freely who is cheered by everyone's bright youth and excitement in being alive in a ways that she never had been allowed.

#one piece #nico robin #i've been working on this one slowly but surely #please i hope this makes sense and i'm not like alone here #using inconsistent sources because i'm not the biggest fan of viz's translation but sometimes have to read it #i haven't read onigashima yet so i can't talk about it with surety just yet but robin also has the habit of using accessories to denote whe #she isn't being herself. #it's why robin stopped wearing the cowboy hats post w7/enies lobby. despite the fact that the she looked so good in it. #i think in onigashima (and vaugely post-ts when she's in hiding) it was her sunglasses btw #i thought this would be longer tbh and it could be but i got impatient and didn't want to wait til later #the full better version is the version of this is made as a total nico robin character study that tracks from her character intro to now

[vmbrq]

ovulation horny is something neither ethan landry nor charlie walker is equipped to handle LMAOO

unless.

#you push them down under you and they just stare at you eyes big as hell #they’re both fine as fuck how could they not expect to be jumped #CONSENSUALLY OFC EVERYTHING IS CONSENSUAL #now i’m thinking of cnc with ethan landry or charlie walker but instead of them being the ones in charge it’s you #ethan could be studying or charlie could be watching a movie or or or or or really anything i’m just #*gnaws at the bars of my enclosure* #them putting up a bit of a fight (CONSENSUALLY) or trying to deter you but eventually giving in and letting their sweet gf use them #pushing or grabbing at you to deter you turning into either hands being pinned above their heads or grabbing at you to pull you closer #protests and insistences and weak complaints fractured by curses and groans until they dissolve into moans and whimpers #telling you that you two shouldn’t be doing this right now or you have to stop even though their breath is trembling and they’re on the #verge of cumming #and they choke on their words when you clench around them and dig your nails into their chest and keep using them to get yourself off #OR them just being ready to give you whatever you want #they just let you do what you want #you wanna suck their dick? say no more. you wanna sit on it? say no more. #SCREAMS #I JUST #claws at floorboards #SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION

[wyvernwinding]

it's finals week can people not leave well enough alone i am trying to study not get bogged down in stupid useless friend drama that i tried to remove myself from a literal year ago

#genuinely screaming ugh ugh ugh i have better stuff to do than this!!! #friend sent a message to my partner condemning his attempt to make a safe place for himself and his friends because it was “exclusionary” #and “otherwise not fair.” he shows me this message #and i am very hurt by the things friend said about me and the person that makes me uncomfortable. friend messages me to offer to talk #and i leave her on read. friend reiterates that she is sorry and i say i'll speak to her after finals are over. #and now gf of uncomfortable guy just messaged my partner to ask to talk???? #because “i've heard that there are people that want to make things a bit messy” ?? #can you please! stop!! trying to stop people from setting boundaries! and then blaming me because the boundaries i set are ones you don't #like!!! this is so so stupid! i have exams to study for and classes to pass!!!can you not wait a damn week before you go and make my life #miserable with all your stupid questions because you don't know when to leave things be!! good god. i'm so fucking tired. #vent #mufie.txt

[lyxchen]

My brain really hates me sometimes. Cause I'll be like "okay, I have this really important exam that I have to study for and I want to do one topic per day so I'm gonna sit down now and learn that one topic for like one hour because it will only take one hour to actually do that. Then when I'm finished I'll still have a enough time so I can continue watching that show that I started yesterday because it's very interesting and I've been thinking about it all day"

And then my brain will be like "but what if you made a bracelet now?"

And I'll obviously be like "well i can do that after i studied because I'll have enough time left and I won't have to think about all the work I still need to do because I already did it"

And then my brain will be like "but you could also make that bracelet now"

And somehow I always end up loosing that fight and I legit don't know what to do anymore

#i do know why my brain is like that #it's cause i have diagnosed adhd #but also why it is like that??? #like i had a plan for today #after i got home from school i was gon a eat something and the study for one hour and then at like 5pm i'd be done #and then i would have had enough time to watch a few episodes of that show because I Really Want To Watch It #and i knew that i couldn't watch it before i studied because then i just would not have stopped watching because brain don't wanna #but of course :))) i didn't do anything #i only made a bracelet #just Because!! #and now it's 9pm i still haven't studied #i even made a plan for what topic i'm gonna learn on which day #because i still have five topics to learn/revise and my exam is next wednesday #and i'm already behind on that #and i can already be lucky if i do Something so i know that i can't study for like four hours in one day #but somehow on most days i can't even do One hour #and it's so frustrating #because this is important and i'm trying but i haven't found a way that works for me yet #so Please if somebody knows how i can just get myself study for a bit at the time that i plan to study that would be So Great #because i have an alarm for when i want to study/do homework but i just ignore it and forget about it and ''just doing it'' Does Not Work #and yeah #how do people do school?? #like for real i don't get it #it's so time consuming and all i do is either be there or be at home and think about all the school stuff i should be doing while not doing #anything #but i also don't do anything fun because then i'll just feel guilty because i Could be doing school stuff right now #you know? #okay i'm gonna stop talking now but hhhhhh please somebody help :((

[wilddogsdivorce]

no one said it would be easy, but is this thing is just harder to me than everyone else or am i a pussy.

#the thing being life in general. #please. i am so tired. there's always something fucking happening or waiting to happen. #i just want to stop living in constant education-induced stress hell. i haven't had a good night sleep since august. #i haven't been able to finish anything that feels meaningful because of it. there's a constant feeling of something needing to be done #or being productive‚ because there's going to be an exam someday and if you don't study now... #and my drawings or writing is never 'productive'. because it's unprofessional: it's genuine #i just want to be able to do things like everyone else.......

[macksting]

Stop ideologically grilling each other every time you meet another leftist goddamit

Like, obviously don't sit at the table with the Nazis, but if one is required to commit to a Take on every subject, some of those opinions will be absolute dogshit. It's not so much that it's okay to have dogshit opinions, as that it's inevitable you'll have at least a couple of them, and we're not gonna learn from each other's experiences if we are constantly trying to make sure everyone around us thinks the same things about the Winter War. That is not a hypothetical example. I don't think either party had any relation to Finland or Russia whatsoever, but one of the sticking points that cost me friends when they met each other was whether the war was "silly" or "an atrocity." It can be both.

[ID: Three images, screenshots from Legend Of The Galactic Heroes. Yang Wenli sits writing an opinion piece at a table at his home on Heinessen. It reads, "The reasons for 90% of all wars are chillingly moronic in hindsight. In the remaining 10%, the reasons are even moreso, and clearly evident to those involved." /end ID]

Yes there were other problems in that conversation, but that this was one of the complaints is a point worth belaboring a little. Expecting everybody to agree with you and be right on everything when you barely know each other is practically solipsistic. How much of a goddamn individualist do you have to be to be sure that your opinions are so goddamn good that you can't have a civil conversation with other leftists? Admittedly everybody involved in this conversation is super traumatized. But that does seem like reason to walk away for a few fucking minutes.

Or keep it up. Just be glad, I guess, when the fuckin' neo-nazis jump you, that your friends were perfectly correct in their opinions that they dared share with you, and that you died in perfect solidarity against the real enemy. We have a right to be angry. Angry as fuck. We have a right to expect better of each other. When we have personal experience or history involved in a matter, that should be given extra credence, and some things are unsafe. I won't put up with antisemitism around me, for example. There's some really obvious and easy lines out there. I also won't put up with my white friends grilling my Jewish friends to make sure they have the right opinions about Israel, and I am sick and tired of fucking cosplay anarchists and communists who do no fucking work but are willing to murder each other over Barcelona. And if someone comes at me saying "bisexual lesbians" are a disastrously dangerous notion that hurts lesbians everywhere, and you press me as to why I do not want that discourse in my server, I am gonna eventually have to tell you that opinion is TERFy, and you need to calm the fuck down if I do, because sometimes our opinions are dogshit. That is not a hypothetical.

I am so fucking tired.

[ID: Bubblegum Crisis gif. Nene's suit's engine pops open and vents hot air as it shuts down, and the air swims with heat distortions. /end ID]

#this is probably a dogshit opinion #also this is the piss on the poor website so someone's gonna think I mean it's okay to sit with nazis #can you fuckers stop trying to kill each other long enough to do something important please #venting #vent post #personal vent #never introduce your friends to each other it always sucks #When I say we have a right to be angry as fuck I want you to know I mean like in Julian K. Jarboe's “Self-Care” #that is a recommendation #what is the fucking point if we don't actually learn from each other #this has to be the whitest post I have ever made #and I am sorry for that but please stop fighting over Barcelona #you weren't there and everybody involved is dead now #shut up and study the maidan demonstrations or something #or at least save this shit for arguing with liberals about the armenian genocide #leftist infighting

[yakny]

they are in my heart always ( ☆ ´⌓` ☆ )ブ♥

#wips #colored explorations‚ studies‚ and experiments #LN #THE FIRES ARE REACHING US #the north siblings #louie #agata #i know them being siblings is still my au but the way they interact in the actual game makes me fucking lose it. they're HILARIOUS 😭😭😭: #agata: *rallying the people into her Allied Army and giving a grim BUT emotional speech about protecting Harrod City until her last breath* #louie: *popping out from her crowd seemingly ''out of nowhere''‚ in a room i imagine is not so big* I HAVE A QUESTION. #agata‚ somehow still taken aback and surprised at seeing him: LOUIE?!?!?! why are YOU here? #louie: heard news about an alliance and wanted to join but before me and my comrades join you: . . . #how are you planning to treat the north kingdom's monarchy and the inactions of its current king? #agata: if the monarchy‚ who's supposed to protect its people‚ DOESN'T protect its people then FUCK THE MONARCHY! WE DO THE PROTECTING NOW! #louie‚ walking to stand by her: say no more‚ I'M IN. *turning to the alliance* EVERYONE! We can no longer trust the monarchy! #ASHDFJGKHLLADJSF!!! #who's doing it like them in this game??? WHO 😭😭😭?!?! also: what was he going to do if agata decided to still listen to the king‚ LEAVE???! #BOY‚ IF YOU DONT STOP OCCULTING VITAL INFORMATION FROM THE PUBLIC MASSES—! ashdfjgj #The LN game peaked with the absurdity of their characters. they're idiots‚ your honor... please let me dissect them 🫰🥺 #(sorry. i have so many thoughts about them. this story hasn't even arrived to the english server. i got it from the chinese wiki. #because i doubt we will ever get agata's lifetime suit and at this point im tired of waiting 😔)

[cheekblush]

i'll be taking a break from tumblr bc i really need to focus more on my studies 🙈🙊🙉

#i had a panic attack when i woke up this morning my heart was beating so fast #bc it dawned on me how much time i have already wasted and how little time i have left to prepare for my exams #went outside in the cold to breathe some fresh air and calm myself down #my dad was there and as soon as i saw him i started crying.. #he embraced me & told me that i don't have to be scared & that everything will be fine he kissed my head & kept holding me #this means the world coming from him bc he's not a man of many words & usually doesn't show a lot of affection #and usually when i complain & whine about my studies he doesn't take me seriously at all & is rather annoyed #but this was obviously very different my heart really hurt from beating so fast & i'm glad he saw that i genuinely needed comfort #i stayed outside in the cold breathing crying looking up in the sky & watching birds until i calmed down a little #and i know i need to delete this app off my phone in order to stop self sabotaging #i waste sooooooo much time on here just endlessly scrolling #this has become somewhat of a safe space for me but i keep neglecting my studies bc of it #like relax the pretty pictures will still be here after you come back not failing your exams is more important!! 😭 #i probably should be writing this into my journal instead of here but i haven't been able to find it for months now so 🙃 #anyways.. please pray for me that i pass all of my exams at this point i don't even care about my grades anymore i just want to pass!!🙏🏻 #stay safe and take care love you all 💗 #i might still come on here from time to time to like some posts on desktop but feel free to call me out if you see me on here too much! #☁️

[deadsh33p]

Sorry for talking sm abt tics inthis blog. I really dont want to make this my entire personality its just that they are so bad rn i cant think of anything else

#text #i hate stufying but this is making me hate it more #i get nervous studying slash doing homework and I cant stop TICCINT #my body hurts sm i had to take my shirt off #because my clothes feel off #and im going to cut my hair because it feels wrong when touching ny skin #AND I CANT STOP HITTING MY FACE IT HURTS NOW #amazing how i can hold it ebough so i wont break my bones but GOSH it still bothers me #and my bones feel off they hurt but like psychological pain #is this a tourettic thing??? #anyways i want to break my entire body my teeth hurt my bones hurt my throst hurtd #i JUST WANT TO STUDY PLEASE #i brt its because im drinking coffee again isnt it #sorry for all the typos lmao

[qqweebird]

“spinosaurus isnt aquatic again!!” yeah. we know <3

#just because one study said something 🎵 #doesnt mean it was the consensus 🎵🎶 #so please stop asking like papers being published back and forth are the definitive answer each time one drops🎵 #for clicks🎶for the views and engagement🎵 PLEASE #like babe i dont even want to watch your video now because ur acting like each new paper is the New Agreed Upon Answer #i think thats why so many people are burned out on spinosaurus news. like. we arent just ‘going back and forth!!!’ #we are ADDING TO the collective knowledge and MAYBE we will reach a consensus when enough evidence stacked on one side #like personally yeah im not surprised that theres a new paper on the anti-aquatic front #like when the last one came out About It Being Aquatic ppl were already like ‘hmm that doesnt add up tho’ #which was a position i agreed with #N E Way lol i love new info but youtubers please please please stop … clickbait. stop #birdsong

[yeslordmyking]

I want to be a crazy fashionista fangirl again 💔

#not that i'm like not anymore. i just feel guilty for enjoying worldly things so i stopped watching tv and listening to music #it's been months. it's torture. i want to watch lightyear and thor and listen to harry's latest album and be an ahgase again and- #but i'm satisfied by things other than God. i'm unholy. so i can't enjoy life anymore #just bible study and praise and prayer and service and holy suffering #i can't believe i'm sitting here not knowing what wonho's facade album sounds like and i won't ever get to watch jackson's cruel mv cuz 😈 #i know the song is about »fighting« your demons and i think he wins but Jackson baby boo imma christian i can't be seen streaming that mv😅 #it looks risky y'know. i know you've been through some dark times tho. that's the story you're telling #just don't know if God will be pleased with my support of it because i'm second guessing everything 🙄 #like i didn't see multiverse because... and it kinda kills me cuz i think that's a pivotal film for following the mcu story #will i ever watch mcu and disney films again? will i listen to music again? will i like clothes without being attacked by anxiety? #all these things of the world. is it ok with God to care about them and enjoy them? everything feels evil now. and most things are 🤷🏽‍♀️ #forgive me Lord for the people i love and the things i enjoy. i didn't guard my heart i suppose. i know i can't avoid absolutely everything #but how will i ever enjoy life if i psychoanalyze and scrutinize everything for unholiness? i'll find bad in everything and everyone #i'll have to hate everything.... #i'm so tired.... i can't do this... Lord why am i on this earth only to have to hate everything my heart wants? #and to reduce the people i care about to wicked sinners i mustn't support anymore? #what.... what do i do???

[nimomo-mo]

Vent

#i am doing my best to avoid my feelings #by constant studying #or braindead media consumption #i dont want to think of you #i dont want to reflect on how you hurt me #i dont want to think about how i #fuvk #no #im not thinking about it #i love you #and i hate it #close to a year now. abouttime i fucking. stop!!!! #i keep getting hooked #and youll stop being online soon #being out doing things and living life. im literally so happy i cry when i heard about it #i just wish. #i. i want you to see me. i want you to love me. i dont even want a proper relationship so you can do whatever you want #think of me please. i love you #blasting music into my head. i dont want to feel

[youngks-smile]

What I Want You To Know About Long COVID

Well lads, I've been suffering from Long COVID for over a year now. My life is at a complete standstill. I'm 25 years old and I'm too sick to go back to school, I can't work, I had to move back in with my parents and I'm still stuck here.

Here are just a few things I wish people knew about Long COVID, including things I didn't know myself until I got it.

COVID destroys your immune system. Yes, even if you don't have Long COVID. Are you getting sick more often now? When you get sick, does it last longer? There are many studies showing that COVID causes t cell depletion, even in mild COVID cases! T cells are how your body remembers how to fight off infections you've had before so losing those cells? Bad news.

Your initial infection can be mild and you can still get Long COVID. Right from Yale Medicine, "Most people with Long COVID had mild acute COVID." (This is also a good link for a basic Long COVID overview).

There can be a gap of time between when you "get better" from the initial COVID infection to the onset of Long COVID symptoms. Some people get sick with an initial COVID infection and never get better. Some get better and then weeks or months later start developing Long COVID symptoms. Long COVID symptoms can even fluctuate over time, can go away for months and then suddenly come back.

So many people have Long COVID and don't realize it. Do you feel more tired lately but no matter how much you sleep, nothing helps? Is it harder to concentrate at work or school? Can you just not think like you used to? You could have Long COVID and not even know it. Even mild post-COVID symptoms are still Long COVID.

COVID can do anything to your body. Long COVID has over 200 recognized symptoms and can affect basically any part or system of your body. There is no one mechanism or cause of Long COVID which unfortunately also means there's no one cure either.

The effects of COVID are cumulative. Each COVID reinfection increases your chances of developing Long COVID. COVID is also affecting your body in other ways, yes, even if you're otherwise young and healthy! "Repeat COVID-19 infections increase risk of organ failure, death".

Once you have Long COVID, repeat COVID infections will make your symptoms worse. "80% [of Long COVID patients] saw their symptoms worsen [from reinfection]. In 60% of people who were in recovery or remission from Long COVID, reinfection caused a recurrence of Long COVID."

There is a lot more I want to say about Long COVID but I want to keep this post at least somewhat manageable to read. Like how when COVID is contracted during pregnancy, those COVID-exposed fetuses have a 6.3-fold increased risk of motor developmental delays, or that another study found 50% of babies exposed to COVID in utero had developmental delays.

You need to keep caring about COVID, for others around you and also for yourself even if you're "healthy". Everyone is at risk. And don't forget 40-60% of COVID infections are asymptomatic, which is why masking even if you feel fine is crucial. The only way right now to not get Long COVID is to not get COVID in the first place. It's not too late, if you've stopped masking it's never too late to start again! I know it's easy to get distracted by things in your life that seem more real than the possibility of getting sick some time in the future, and the peer pressure to not mask can be intense. But it only feels less real or less important until your entire life is having Long COVID. Trust me.

I know this is a complicated issue, many people can't afford to stay home when sick even if they want to because of their jobs, there are disgusting policies trying to ban wearing masks, but please if you can. Keep masking. Masking works, masking saves lives.

This post got a bit longer than I wanted so below the cut is a non-exhaustive list of my Long COVID symptoms and some of my experiences as one of the "healthy young people" who got "unlucky". cw brief mention of suicidal ideation.

Welcome to the Thunderdome that is my body with Long COVID. Keep in mind these are just my experiences and symptoms, Long COVID can cause any range of symptoms at varying severities.

Dysautonomia: Exercise intolerance, Post-Exertional Malaise (PEM), fatigue, and heat intolerance. What do those things mean? Here's some specific examples. Absolutely terrible circulation I am so cold all the time but also, if I get a little too warm I will pass out. Eating hot food makes my heart rate spike, I sweat, my body feels heavy. Blood pooling and pins and needles in my feet when I walk. Don't even think about exercising past walking, it's impossible. I used to work out an hour a day 4 times a week and now walking up one flight of stairs makes my heart pound and I can't breathe. Can't take even just warm showers anymore or I will pass out. Heat rashes from being in the sun for 10 minutes.

Digestive issues: Honestly too many to name but: constant bloating, extreme nausea, constipation, slow motility, lack of appetite, just so much cramping and pain. I lost 18 pounds from Long COVID, as someone who was already considered underweight their entire life, and almost had to get a shunt put into my chest to deliver nutrients because I was nearly completely unable to eat. For the first 6 months of Long COVID, if I could manage 600 calories a day, that was a good day.

Histamine intolerance: Oh boy. My worst symptoms, I don't even know where to start with it. If you know Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MCAS) it's very similar. I can only eat 19 foods. If i eat a single bite of something not on that list, it's 48 hours of absolute hell. Coughing, migraines, itchy eyes, such extreme nausea I cannot even describe it, panic/feeling of doom, racing heart rate, derealization, rash, uncontrollable muscle tremors. I only learned about histamine intolerance 5 months into having Long COVID so before that, I was experiencing these symptoms nearly every single day. Terrifying isn't even a strong enough word to describe how it felt to experience all this and have no idea what it was, how to stop it, or if it would ever stop. Really dark times.

Neurological issues: More of that derealization. Inability to concentrate. Anxiety. OCD-like symptoms such as thoughts getting "stuck" in my head, repeating 24/7 completely unable to stop them, genuinely felt like my brain had cracked open and I had lost my mind. Constant dizziness like I'm on a boat.

Sleep issues: I sleep like garbage. I have insomnia, I wake up dozens of times every night and every single time I sleep I have intensely vivid dreams. I can't sleep longer than 7 hours total no matter how exhausted I am. It is exhausting. I'm exhausted, I'm so so tired.

And finally. Just. Really intense suicidal ideation. My body, my health, my entire life has been stolen from me because someone else decided my life was worth less to them than wearing a mask or staying home if they feel sick. Before I got Long COVID, I was preparing to go to South Korea to teach English, then on to a PhD in neurolinguistics, I was supposed to meet my long distance partner and had already booked plane tickets when I got sick. All of that has been destroyed.

Most of us with Long COVID are stuck in a cycle of being extremely sick, then if you're lucky you'll slowly get better over months, just to get reinfected and go right back where you started or worse. Honestly, I'm not scared of dying from COVID. I'm scared of living for a long time, suffering from Long COVID the entire time. This isn't living.

I don't know how to end this now. I'm still fighting, I'm trying experimental treatments, I'm not giving up yet. I hope everyone reading this stays healthy and well.

#long covid #covid 19 #covid isn't over #pandemic

[goshiki-ng]

I like to think that when the bat kids get upset with Bruce over small petty things they pull the your not my dad card like even Damian does it because he’s heard the other kids saying it for so long. Just imagine if you please:

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Bruce: Tim I am begging go to sleep the case will still be there to solve tomorrow

Tim: your not in charge of me your not my dad?

Bruce: (legally isn’t his dad) I’ll tell Alfred

Tim: you wouldn’t god damn dare

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Dick: (just stubbed his toe) oh fuck ouch

Bruce: language Richard

Dick: who the fuck are you my dad

Bruce: legally speaking yes watch your mouth

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Bruce: Jason stop stealing my tires off the Batmobile it isn’t funny

Jason: what are you gonna do ground me your not my dad bitch

Bruce: I DONT NEED TO BE YOUR DAD FOR YOU TO NOT STEAL MY TIRES DONT STEAL PERIOD

Jason: ok old man i think you’re going senile

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Duke: damn I got an f on my English essay

Bruce: you know duke you should really study harder if you want to be successful in the future

Duke: who do you think you are trust fund billy my dad?

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Steph: hey Brucie let’s do a tiktok together

Bruce: Steph you shouldn’t be on your phone all the time it’s bad for your health

Steph: sorry bruce didn’t know i was talking to my dad right now

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Damian: father I wish to go on patrol tonight

Bruce: Damian no you’re grounded you aren’t allowed to patrol

Damian: tt whatever you’re not my dad

Bruce: YES I AM?

#damian wayne #stephanie brown #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #batfamily #batman #red hood #red robin #robin #nightwing