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#THEYRE BUMPING PURSSSEEESSSSS !!!!!!!! #reblog

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#nawww theyre bumpin purses 😭 #reblog

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#aww this is so cute!! When i cry flame fucking bites me. #i still love him though lol hes just silly #reblog #cats

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#this can NOT be real… WTF ??? #reblog

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#lady gagita. me and drew quote this shit always #reblog

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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly

#if they are just saying a nice ‘please reblog it helps me out!’ then thats okay and i might be more likely but if they say like #‘​likes dont do anything’ or are being kind of salty about it im like eermmm… nnnnoo….. goodbye #bc like also okay so if i did think this piece was rlly good and wanted to reblog it #now its got an ugly ass begging in the caption #and it makes it look like i was CONVINCED to reblog it. u shouldnt have to CONVINCE me to reblog #sometimes a gentle reminder does get me out of being too lazy to reblog #but yeah. tone def matters #reblog #poll

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which is definitely not an omen

#maneater of lucknow 2?? #reblog #horses #blood tw

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Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

#reblog

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

#literally gongeous colors that person is a HATERRRRR #top right lit one of my fav colors #reblog

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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up

#engr majors going to work for lockheed martin #reblog

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#my dad has gotten into this type of hat nd ever time i see this post i have to keep myself from sending it to him. #can we make a new demographic umm 50 year old men who own bigass vape rigs and stan morrissey #reblog

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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

#ohh something ive not really thought about #reblog

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USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

#coincisednce???? i think NOT …. #reblog

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

#LMAOO #reblog #the way i already knew they meant skyrim so regicide’s comment was completely different in my mind than what they meant #i thought thwy were saying ‘oh… skyrim husband… :(‘ like sad about it #then i realized skyrim was not mentioned by name a single time until the picture

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fuuckk dude got #IcyHot on my hands n didnt realize it… my knuckles so icyhot

#birdsong

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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

#reblog

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obsessed with how ryoko kui sometimes draws falin wearing these shirts with the images of her skeleton chilling in the dragon's stomach. it's so fucking real. if i'd been eaten by a dragon i would 100% wear shirts like this too

#i genuinely want this shirt it would be such a good subtle merch idea #reblog #dungeon meshi