#i simply cannot

[dkettchen]

I'm just sAYING-

#they didn't need to cut his hair #nimona #sir goldenloin #ambrosius goldenloin #it's honestly homophobic of them #turned him into the most generic ass looking gay I've ever seen in my life #I can excuse the huge sad puppy eyes they gave everyone #(just barely) #but the HAIR #I simply cannot #and it's not like they weren't simulating plenty of other ppl's hair no 3D excuses #they wanted to make them look less edgy and alt and quirky and turned them into mainstream boring looking ppl #instead of leaning into the quirky grungy setting that is part of what makes the original so charming smh

[psychotickenesis]

I dont want to date cis people anymore because i hate being comforted like "oh dont worry im attracted to trans ppl too ;) your transness is okay with me and i totally dont think youre gross ;)" like i want it to be assumed that my transsexuality is th hottest thing abt me and isnt smth to be addressed as a flaw. lol. Anyway t4t rulez forever 👍

#had a d8 w two cisgirls recently and it was just This #i simply cannot

[philocalistwrites]

oh my fucking god

#hannah waddingham #rebecca welton #ted lasso #she could step on me and i'd thank her #im obsessed #shes so beautiful #im going insane #im a simple creature #women #she is a fucking god #the black and white picture is so🤌🏼 #holy fuck #the last picture is making me go fucking feral #I simply cannot

[adamsrcnan]

Uhhh can we just talk about this for a second?!?! Neil is asking Andrew to commit to their relationship, to join him in the future and follow him, to stay by his side and Andrew (who is probably so torn inside bc it's everything he's ever wanted and everything he always knew he'd never get) is trying to convince himself and Neil that it's never gonna happen by saying the words "everything ends" and in the same breath tossing Neil a package with matching arm bands to help him hide his scars, where he's already opened the packaging so Neil doesn't have to struggle and hurt himself trying to open it.

Can you just imagine, Andrew buying the arm bands considering Neil the whole time. Then sitting in his car fingering the package and thinking about how Neil won't be able to open it so he slits it open for him. Then he gets a text from Neil and makes his way over to meet him, it's not a good time to hand them over so he waits patiently while Neil and Kevin talk to Jean. Then they're standing in the hallway and Neil is there tugging on his sleeve and talking about their future and Andrew knows he's too far gone now. So he tries to shut Neil down while giving him the arm bands knowing Neil will know how he really feels and walks away.

It's the unspoken thoughtfulness, the decision to commit already made and sealed, the wordless confirmation of "i will follow you everywhere", the unquestionable love and loyalty.

#i cannot #i simply cannot #the love #it's all too much #andrew minyard #neil josten #andriel #aftg #all for the game

[hlizr50]

It took ten minutes... TEN MINUTES

For this bullshit

A couple things:

1. A deer with a flower doesn't remind me of a SHIP at all. It reminds me of a CHARACTER. Making a connection to anyone else bc the shirt is BLACK, a neutral color, is just... it's laughable.

2. THIS IS ABOUT CRESCENT CITY, NOT ACOTAR. SJM is not going to confirm any ships, especially through ARBITRARY CLOTHING SELECTIONS, through marketing for a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SERIES.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

#i simply cannot #crescent city #hofas #house of flame and shadow #crescent city 3 #anti e/riel #anti elr*el

[pageofheartdj]

LIKE FATHER LIKE DAUGHTER

#the owl house #toh #Amity Blight #alador blight #i simply CANNOT

[ringer04]

Cody Rhodes

#cody rhodes #the american nightmare #claim your kingdom #his arms #i simply cannot #he's too beautiful #wwe raw #wwe #my edit #steph makes edits #pc: wwe.com

[hecates-corner]

“Ares is such a stupid brute of a god.”

He’s also one of the only male gods who’s never RAPED anyone. In fact, he defended his own daughter’s attempted rape by murdering the boy (who was also a son of a rapist) who was pursuing her.

#greek mythology #ares #we focus on his toxic masculinity and completely overlook the actual toxic gods #i simply cannot #greek myth #mythology #ares deity

[scarlet-and-ultraviolet]

#sleep token #vessel #iv #i'm not looking...i'm not looking... #okay i'm looking #the way iv is like begging for it 🥴 #i simply cannot #thank you funky_insanity on twitter for blessing us with this content #vessel and iv are my favesssssssss #normal #i'm normal

[saltpepperbeard]

EDWARD TEACH MY LOVE, STEDE BONNET MY DARLING

IT IS SO SO INCREDIBLE TO FINALLY SEE YOU BOTH AGAIN!!!

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #GOING BACK TO WORK NOW HSDKLSDKS #KISSING THEM BOTH ON THE HEADS AND GOING BACK #PRAY FOR ME Y'ALL SJDKSHLDKS #DON'T KNOW HOW I'M EXPECTED TO JUST #FUNCTION HSDJKLHSLDJKS #I SIMPLY CANNOT #I NEED TO ZOOM #I NEED TO ZOOMIE ZOOM AND SQUEAL AND JUST #HAPPY STIM REALLY HSKLFDHGLKFJ

[molliemoo3]

If Alex leaves a team that clearly loves and appreciates him, for a team that threw him away like he was nothing, I think I'll commit a crime

#f1 #formula 1 #alex albon #aa23 #williams racing #i simply cannot #hes their boy #feels importnat to clarify this is about rbr apparently offering him a 3 year contract #merc im more ok with but hed still most likely be a place holder waiting to see how kimi performs #and he deserves better than to be bottas 2.0

[angryangeldreamsalad]

That moment you've just finished the best fanfic possible that you've been searching for so long and you have to keep living life like it didn't just end (yes it was a buddie fic and now I have a lesson in one minute)

#buddie 911 #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 fanfic #I SIMPLY CANNOT

[annoyingvoidzombie]

I Can't See Me Lovin' Nobody But You For All My Life ❤️

#alex x henry #alex claremont diaz #fsotus #henry fox mountchristen windsor #henry x alex #prince henry of wales #rwrb #rwrb trailer #rwrb movie #3 days #rwrb book #red white & royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #red white and royal blue #firstprince #my obsession #im so excited #i simply cannot #look at them #gaybies #rwrb theories #rwrb thoughts #i love them so much

[theladyofdeath]

do you ever think about elriel and love how elain is one of the only people to make azriel laugh and how azriel acts like a mortal gentleman and holds his arm out for her and takes her for walks and how they both obviously have the hots for each other and now have this starcrossed lovers thing going on and cry a little because me too

#elriel #pro elriel #elain #azriel #elain x azriel #azriel x elain #acotar #acomaf #acowar #acosf #acofas #i simply cannot

[an-albino-pinetree]

To the person asked me if I knew of the blog @the-circus-ctrl-key and why I haven’t interacted with it yet

1. Yes, I know of the blog

2. I’m too scared to /hj this man has too much power, and I know for a fact his interpretation would actually ruin me

#I would cease to exist #one ‘good girl’ and I’d curl in on myself like a millipede and die /j #I simply cannot #deal #tree talks #nonsense #ask #will I make some fanart for the blog? #if I gather up the courage*possibly* 👀

[gummy-axolotl]

I’ve come for revenge

i w h i m p e r e d

w h a t t h e f u c k

#gummyanswers #GummyBunny #suggestive #haha you fucking simp #low quality sketeon #NOBODY LOOK AT ME #DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME #GOODBYE #I'M LEAVING #TWO FUCKING NIGHTS IN A ROW #I HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO THIS DISGRACE #I SIMPLY CANNOT