soooo much of the modern conception of gender is based around products and consumerism that people can’t even identify actual misogyny anymore. People reply to posts “It’s sexist to hate on something so many women enjoy” and that something would be a Stanley cup
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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"Aphrodite loves terfs" do you really think a goddess of love formed from a literal penis and the mother of Hermaphroditus, an intersex god who was associated with androgyny and feminine men, fucks around with transphobia?
she is a literal trans icon and to deny that will get you smited by all the gods
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You ever see a take so bad that years later you're still having arguments with yourself about it in the shower?
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I wrote something!
This is mostly original work from my brain, although my lungs helped.
She’d been in and out of prison for too long and too many times, so that she’d gained an almost sixth sense, could feel the glare of cameras and hear the static of recorder, or so she claimed. Said she’d had nothing else to do in those cold white boxes except stare at the wall of cameras watching them watching her.
She escaped, obviously.
Said she had the help of a group of data miners, go by the name “the 7”. The 7 hacked into the prison-moon’s mainframe, didn’t exactly tell her how, but whatever they did must have worked. Turned the cameras black and the doors to open. The problem with automated security is no matter how many firewalls and failsafes you put up, an experienced and expensive group like The 7 only need to huff and puff to blow it all down.
She never exactly said what it cost her.
Some think she used to be a princess of the Charming crime family- charming only in name, brutal in nature. Some say her stepmother wanted her dead- hired a bounty hunter who hasn’t been seen since. Others say she betrayed the Sisters and we all know what happens to people who are dumb enough to do that. Whatever they say, they always forget to mention that she's lost her fortune and is now stuck, slumming it with the rest of us down here in the core... or at least she was, before King Cole took an interest.
The withered crime lord wanted to see if she really had the powers she claimed to possess. Got one, or should I say, three of his pigs to pick her up while she was in a drunken stupor outside Rumpelstiltskin's. That’s the roughest bar in the roughest part of the city; turns its barley to gold with marked up prices only the really desperate are willing to pay.
When she awoke on the floor of the warehouse Cole calls his castle, she was offered a bet: if she could find the recording device, he’d let her go, offer a job and the like. If it turned out she was lying, she’d be shot, simple as. She agreed. It wasn’t a hard toss-up between get shot or possibly not get shot, apparently.
The King hid a micro recorder in her room and waited.
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Honestly I think a lot of people who have never made a gif for tumblr don't get that it does actually take time and effort, its not just rip it from a video and post it- you have to download the video, in my case I have a video player installed that grabs continuous caps, figure out what parts you need, you have to open those in photoshop or gimp, depending on where you got photoshop you might be paying for it every month and then on top of that is actually sizing, cropping, colouring, sharpening, adding text, etc. etc. like it is something that takes time and effort for which the only real reward is creating something that makes you happy and hopefully people reblog it with a nice or funny tag, so maybe keep that in mind the next time you think gif makers are being mean or unfair for being upset about reposts. It is its own little artform that is fairly unique to this website, and that's a big aspect of why I have always loved tumblr, if all the gifmakers stopped posting things would be a lot more boring around here.
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