#i love these asks omg

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

#omg kiera no one cares #admitting u have needs and stuff is so embarrassing like I'm literally an adult grow up #like I'd rather go crazy then ask if you still like being around me and love me #unfortunately that's unhealthy and i gotta work on that but until thats complete i will think about being gutted like fish instead

[n0-eyedtaissa]

1-10, 85-90

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

according to my most recent spotify 'on repeat' :

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

there's honestly a whole list i could come up with probably. but given my job at the library i'd day john steinbeck, just because i wanna see what all the dang fuss is about.

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

lmfao it's from 'someone who will love you in all your damaged glory' by the guy who made bojack horseman. this particular short story is making comparisons between wedding traditions and odd pagan rituals lol:

"Not knowing what to do, I hightail it to the Divinatory Rune Company and take the elevator up to the top."

4: What do you think about most?

time lmfao. "how much longer before x" , "do i have enough time for y"

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

"YOU LOOK SO GOOD" because my friend rebekah is seeing boygenius tonight and she indeed looks So Good in the fit pic she sent!

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

absolutely with, the concept of sleeping without clothes seems like a sensory nightmare to me....you're too exposed to the elements lmfao

7: What’s your strangest talent?

im like...suspiciously good at bancing things on the top of my head. at this point im convinced i have a flat spot

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

girls are cool...boys are ... also cool? people who are both and/or neither? also hella cool. idk what im supposed to do here but yes im queer asf

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

technically yes??? it wasnt a song with lyrics but it was a really cool instrumental because my partner at the time was in a band but the genre they played was something i WASNT into so he made me something i'd like more. i literally hate that guy now, but i'll never deny how hard he delivered with that lmfao

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

im honestly more of an air drums kind of gal. i be tappin my lil fingies all the time tbh

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

ive been on a music from high school kick this morning so it was 'home' by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

i really like orange, before that i was super into yellow. i just rounded out my Green Phase. idk whats next. i think i just hated how much black i was always wearing and desperately needed to change that!

87: What is your current desktop picture?

its from the one and only time i ever have been to las vegas, some weird/cool neon lights lol

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

donald trump or literally Every conservative lawmaker/person in power

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

probably stuff relating to my family weirdness tbh. just because my answers would be wild

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

i sit up and look around in disbelief. how did my sleepwalking get bad enough that i was able to take apart my bedframe, transport my mattress and said bed frame, move it to the museum, AND reassemble it without waking up. that's my bad, mummies.

#i love these asks omg

[beybuniki]

bakugo's hug adventure continues! this time with shoto, who is equally not used to hugs and it's a weird hug but they are trying!!! featuring an overwhelmed Deku he's so happy to see them get along his anxious heart can only take so many awkward quarrels in public *remembers the airport incident*

#i love that shoto is suprisingly loving towards bakugo like its a gag but its also so sincere !!! thats his friend!!!!!!!!!!!!! #shoto when hes on naitonal TV anyway this is my good friend bakugo we're so close #hes so funny #bnha #todoroki shoto #bakugo katsuki #midoriya izuku #deku #deku is happy for them but he also asks bakugo if his hugs ar ebetter hes so embarrsing omg stand up friend

[valeovalairs]

My sister, who does not have a tumblr account and instead leeches off of mine, drew something on my iPad and wanted to share with the other good omens fans

She said if this hits a certain amount of notes they’ll make a tumblr account

Edit: it hit the certain amount, she’s @cultconstel

#Guys check out their art they’re so talented omg #They have so much awesome good omens art #They’re a bigger fan than I am #good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #Okay they aren’t looking over my shoulder anymore i love my sister dearly and they’re my best friend #Im always so impressed by their work like they’re literally so talented #They really should share their art because it’s so cool so I was more than happy to post this when she asked #You should see this one portrait of Aziraphale they did omg #They mostly use traditional mediums but asked to try out procreate

[corrodedcorpses]

5 and 14 for the asks

5: Piercings i have:

My firsts, seconds and thirds, one helix on each ear, one in between my helix and third on one ear and a rook

14: Piercings i want:

an orbital and a forward helix (and also an industrial but I have the wrong anatomy so I'll never be able to get one :( )

Get In my Business Asks

#asks #I love these asks omg #I love piercings so much

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 131

Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault! 

So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most. 

A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people. 

“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #What is up with the Kents cornfield that a spaceship with alien children has crashed there twice #Clark: Omg am I an older brother now?? What does an older brother do?? #He's going to be so excited when the kids start flying too #Clark: I have eight whole siblings now! #The Kents will end up the most experienced couple in raising superpowered children #Clark: This is Jazz and Dan and Tucker and Danny and Sam and Valerie and Ellie and I love them #The Kents now have two ships hidden on their property lol #and a green glowing dog of some sort that came with one group #the phamily actually get to be kids and don't Have to be vigilantes or are parentified or anything and it's... actually kind of nice #It's peaceful #Ellie definitely doesn't hide the fact she's a clone #They're very limited when re-learning how to talk human language again #so they say some rather concerning things without giving any context for it #not that it isn't concerning even with context anyway lol #Ma and Pa kent nearly cry when they hesitantly ask if their names can be kent too #Clark cries when he goes to metropolis because the kids all cling and try to get him to stay

[fakakta-art]

felt like drawing Dick in his teen #rebel girl phase. I'm pushing my "Dick was not the easiest or favorite child" agenda. It was clearly Jason, the kid was just thrilled to be there

#dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #batman #batfamily #my art #everyone thinking dick was the favorite (including jason) and when asked dick is like lmao its obviously jaybird? #Dick out of the home jason moving in and he's just like. omg! i can go to school! and read! and- #and bruce is tearing up like...i love u...

[chubbychiquita]

PLEASE post some new b/a’s I beg

evolution

#i love them too omg it's so hot to think that was *me*! #very gentle preemptive reminder that it is not nice to tell someone they were more attractive in the past 👍 #ask #me

[deerspherestudios]

Hi, I don't know if you're having a good day but I have a question that's always stuck in my head.

What clothes does Mycheal wear to go to the city? Does he wear a cloak to hide or something? That's my question, what I have, anyway, have a good day or night :D

Cloaks would be too dramatic and do the opposite effect of being inconspicuous I feel like, especially in the middle of a city haha! Maybe back then but definitely not now. To avoid spoilers, you'll get to see an example of what he does in Day 3 ::-)!

And ty, my day has been going ok! Hope you have a good day too!

#mushroom oasis vn #fanart #mychael ask #also omg that is so cute!!!! #he looks so scrunkled i cant #dont look at me with them boba eyes #ty for the cute cute art!!! i love hiomv

[hellsite-detective]

Could you please tell the story of how you and Madame Curator got together? I love those kinds of stories!

ah! a wonderful story that i love telling!

see, me and Madame Curator met on tumblr! no surprise there. i was just going about my day when suddenly i started getting all of my queerplatonic yearning posts on my main blog spam liked. i looked to see who was doing it and noticed she was also reblogging a lot of them. i went to the blog she was reblogging them to and noticed her pinned post was all about wanting a qpr, and she specifically wanted the exact same things i wanted!

so, because i’m socially awkward and don’t know how to just message people, i opened my ask box on my main blog. and by some miracle she sent an ask in! specifically saying that she hopes im able to find a queerplatonic relationship one day. after that, i messaged her and was like “heeyyyy so you seem super cool!! we should talk moooore” and then we did talk more! and like… two weeks of constant messaging later, i messaged her and was like “hey so i kinda maybe possibly want to be in a qpr with you!” but in a super vague way. she said she wasn’t interested and we went about our conversations like normal

the next day! she messaged me being like “okay actually remember when you asked me out? well i think we should revisit that because i maayyybe realized i like you too.” then a couple days later we had a detailed discussion about what we would both want out of a queerplatonic relationship and setting boundaries and then we just ended up together!!

i’ve never believed in “soulmates” (i’m too aroace for that) but after everything that’s happened with her… i’ve started believing it. she’s just amazing and i’m so glad that i met her!

#i didn’t even know she was tumblr famous when we first met #so i was so shocked when i found that out omg #hello madame curator i love you! #yes the cynical hard-boiled detective is in loooove #ask #hellsite hall of fame #queerplatonic #qpr #hellsite detective #not a post case #the detective responds

[shardkn1ght]

Here is my outfit submission for gendy leo UwU

YIIIPPPPEEEE!!!!

GENDERFLUID LEO DRAWING TIME!!

I am making the rest don’t worry!

Look at her! She’s so freaking cute!

#omg #I love this outfit #it’s so good #shardk1ght asks #shardk1ght answers #shardk1ght art #shark knight #rottmnt #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #rise fanart #rise leo #rise tmnt #rottmnt leonardo #gender fluid leonardo #gender fluid leo #gender fluid

[triona-tribblescore]

HITOK!! HI :DD

I was doing warm-up sketches and ur boys popped up outta nowhere. Was also re-reading ur tangled au this morning and its just so good, makes me wanna draw more fr!! (everyone needs to go have a look at it, its super interesting :D )

sending u good vibes today uvu <33

@hitokshellart

#was gonna send this as an ask but I couldn't pop in the image :'> #might post the other doodles later/tomorrow! #or maybe I should try sleep lol #anyway its a shitty doodle drawing but I love this au sm #its vibes are perfect and its funny and AND THE LASTEST UPDATE USAGI BBY NOO- #love LOVE the outfits omg #leos mask is everything #and mayhem and spot #gahhh #hitok ur awesome~ #sending hugs #rottmnt au #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #rottmnt usagi #leosagi #leoichi #tangled au #big mamas child #tribbleart

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

#she said it like a law. its just momentum. #also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together #and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn #they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th #UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there #and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe #ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in #death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is #unwarranted #anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday #they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭 #but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but #alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually #OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW #i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident #....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant

[nuppu-nuppu]

Fushiguro Megumi

#fushiguro megumi #fushiguro megumi jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk fanart #fanart #art #artist on tumblr #nuppu-nuppu #heyy i'm aliveeeee #hjopoe you're doing well #also i've seen all of your nice asks asking if i'm okay and i'm doing good #i love you people #this is the first drawing i've made in months #omg #kind of exciting #hope you like it even though it's not bnha

[bakudekublogblog]

talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi

#bkdk #bakudeku #it took all of my willpower not to be like my brother in christ i'm a fujo i'm gonna like anything that bkdk appears in #i'm not here for the powerscaling or the pacing or if they should be third years #i tried to say it like “oh lol i know everything that's gonna happen hhaha i am one of the crazies who stays up for leaks” #but i wanted to be like listen man i'm really only here for the homoeroticism idc about whatever it is youre talking about #not that i dont love mha as a whole i think it's got such a fun sandbox world and cast #it just feels like someone being like omg tell me if that new restaurant is good #and i'm like what the fuck i'm in the kitchen doing cocaine with the cooks #i was a waitress i'm allowed to say this #like we are not consuming the same thing #i'm in the goddamn trenches my emotional state depends on how homoerotic mha is gonna be #i'm in the deep underbelly of bkdk hands and soulmates and yearning i dont even know what you're talking about #i like mha an annoying amount #i wanted to be like remember when i came into work skipping and singing that was because we got bkdk sunset/ptsd scene #i'm a little freak goblin dont ask me if it's good i dont care that it's good I CARE THAT ITS MINE but also fuck you its good #it's the best fuck off if you dont like it you arent worthy of it #hori this is why you should give in and make bkdk canon the fujos are the ones who really love you

[kroovv]

Just a periodical reminder that i do not allow people to use my OCs as their own character/ as their character face claims. Even in your private games, please don’t :’) thanks

#fanart? #cosplay? #yes amazinf very cool please let me see #but taking my character? #big no no #i know i cant enforce this but like its my art and these are my boundries #being online does not make art free to use #also omg i just realised the timing with that last ask THIS IS NOT IN REFERENCE TO THIS #someone was “face claiming” one of my characters and trying to commission another artist to draw art of them #face claiming aka just stealing #it was also not Hemlock haha #idk who would steal him #he is a trashy lil rat man #but i love him