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georgieluz · 6 months

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Maxi???? What a basic choice (jks) my faves were mouse, matt dee and bisho lmao . I feel like leckie or sledge would get stuck in the tower for sure and everyone would just be howling. Leckie would bog the fucking buggy, forget just knocking the garage door off, and then refuse help to dig it out. Jay on shark duty would be so fucking funny, clinging to the jet ski for dear fucking life while someone is like its just a shark its not gonna eat you. I feel like chuckler defo has a picture of him fake kissing a dead shark or something like that one episode. Or snaf doing a jethro dislocated shoulder green whistle moment, high as a fucking kite just mumbling bullshit. Harries/AckAck sat in the tower with a lil lost kid is <333 paternal instincts kicking in. All lost kids/mums/drunk beachgoers/eddie love him. Hes rescuing sharks from the pool. Hes dressed as santa on the beach (?????). Hes in love with david hasselhoff.

The iron man challenge would be so competitive. Everyone (snaf) would fuck with each other like how they lubed up one of the boards. Snaf gives me Jessie vibes especially when he goes and surfs the massive swell on lunch break like nbd. Or when he is like “oh I can totally catch a rat no problem yous are all pussies” and it backfires. Ugh so many things u are a genius for connecting the two

Noo I used to watch it all the time. Then they started uploading episodes to utube and it was like bang lets go rewatch em all. Such good trashy TV. Shame more people don’t watch it

damn, anon </3 maxi rights!!

it's not rly about favourites in that instance tho, tbh, it's more about the sheer amount of episodes he's in and how much i've watched lately, like i've watched so much that both him and harries in a dress have appeared in my dreams lmao.. but that aside, i do like maxi a lot actually.. the firefighter thing definitely helps lol, like maybe it's basic but how am i gonna say no to stanning a firefighter-lifeguard hybrid.. like c'mon i'm gay, it's gonna work on me! i also think his work educating families about water safety is really nice too.

i don't think i have an official list of faves, i'd need to think about it more, but mouse is definitely one of my favourites too! top 3 for sure! the episode with him and matt dee having opposite extremes of good/bad luck was so funny! and i always love it when he appears in an episode. i really like gonzo, deano, chappo, and bagus too... bagus always makes me laugh, like you think he's gonna be all laddish but then he's actually not?? like he's funny and jokes around but then he has little moments where he's very open and i don't wanna say vulnerable bc that's a bit too deep for what i'm actually talking about lol, but like he doesn't try to act all like he knows everything or like he's a bigshot or whatever. idk. it's just refreshing? he reminds me of someone i know irl as well, so i feel like that probably helps. mario was so adorable too, he was definitely one of my faves. and i would say that i like harrison quite a bit too.. like he's gone from the sweet somewhat naive newbie to a pretty funny dude, so yeah, i do like him too. deano has such big dad energy, but like a dad who plays practical jokes on his kids, but who is also really wholesome. i really liked him in the bali episodes. there are a few others who i like too, but who haven't been in it as much, or i haven't seen the eps that they're in more of, so i don't feel like i know them well enough to call them my favourites yet.

poor jay on net duty, like i 100% can see it so clearly. just clinging onto the back of the jetski, refusing to get in the water, whilst whoever he's with is like "ohhh i think i spotted one!"

and snafu on the green whistle, ABSOLUTELY!! he would be talking sooooo much shit lmao but tbh his personality is kinda green whistle vibes already so would it even be that noticeable lol

i was watching the episode where he rescues the baby shark just the other night actually... very ack ack coded! can def imagine ack ack soaking up the love and attention of all the kids and families, and eddie standing to the side affectionately rolling his eyes.

i feel like snafu and burgie together would get up to A LOT of jesse antics! just imagine the two of them trying to get the rat out of the skate bowl.. absolute disaster.

right???? sometimes the world just needs a good trashy tv show that isn't a dating show bc we do not need any more of those, my god, but this type of trashy reality (or "factual" as they call it) tv.. yes please!

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kewltie · 4 years

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cosplayers bakudeku, where katsuki is famous for his really flashy, overly detailed and complicated cosplay at cons and izuku is a nsfw cosplayer who doesn't do cons but is super huge online. katsuki snubs that kind of low level cosplay bc he thinks it’s trashy and beneath him. then their fandom collides at the biggest con in japan bc izuku promised once he got 5mil follows on twitter he'll do a meet up and katsuki who plan to have the most intricate and best cosplay that year at the con... completely got upstage by a bunny boy in skimpy costume and he's FUCKING PISSED.

despite the fact that Izuku mainly produce is lewd and suggestive content in his cosplay, izuku rarely show his face in his photoshoot except only to his highest tier patreons. he often comes off as bold and confident on camera but irl izuku is a mess of anxiety and insecurity. heavily bullied growing up, he came to hate himself and his own skin bc he never felt good on it. his therapist suggested he start taking photos of himself daily to boost his confidence bc if he's able to take control of how he look and present himself to the world it's a first step.

it started small. just a casual selfie each day as soon as he wake up, no prep and no care. he just want to get it out of the way. then he started to rearrange outfits to go w/ his photos. he moved to posing next and then he bought an expansive camera just to take photo of himself. izuku's insecurity didn't get overcome overnight but lil by lil the boy in the photo blossomed from a gloomy unsmiling face to a handsome bright young man. that was how izuku fell in love w/ the camera and the boy in the photo bc he might not love himself yet but he love the *him* in those photos bc they don’t feel like it’s actually him.

once he got into it, he was hooked. he wanted to take better photos of himself, in outfits he normally doesn't wear (a lil more showy and skin), and in setting outside the walls of his bedroom. he wanted to look good bc it made him feel good about himself. it made him come alive. so he set himself up to learn everything that can help him get better photos of himself. like, he cant keep buying and reusing old clothes in his photo so he learned how to sew. and he knew nothing about how to do make up so he took to watching makeup tutorials!! izuku wasnt interest in styling or makeup previously but in the pursue of the perfect photo of himself he actively consumed every piece of knowledge that came his way. that's eventually how he stumbled upon momo's cosplay youtube chn, watching her tutorials on how she went from the start to finish with one of her more famous cosplays.

that vid opened up a whole new world for him, that there are ppl out there dedicating their time and energy into making elaborate costumes and props just to be someone else, something other than themselves and they were all so beautiful. at that moment izuku realized he could just be someone else for a change--boy, girl, monster, alien, animal, doesn't matter who it is as long as the person isn't him. it was ok. NOT THE MOST HEALTHIEST mentality but it worked for izuku. he followed all of momo's tutorials and started to get into cosplay. it was just something small to help him work on his anxiety and insecurity, but it warped into something that consume him bc cosplay empowered him to do more. TO BE BETTER. be brave in the way he doesn’t quite feel yet.

it started as something mainly for himself and his battered self-confidence but one day momo made a comparison tweet about her earlier cosplay and her current one, how ppl improve everyday and that they shouldn't be afraid to push the envelope and try new things!!!! so izuku, feeling strangely brave for once, bit the bullet and post a single photo of himself in one of his selfmade costume of him in his now (INFAMOUS) bunny ears boy in short. his twitter had no post before the photo and he only followed momo's acc. it was completely barren.

he wasn't even anybody noticeable and momo had MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS so izuku won't even register on her radar at all. he went to bed that night a lil happy w/ himself for being that brave but then he woke up the next day and his phone LITERALLY BLEW UP bc momo rtwted his photo.

now izuku's amateur photo got exposed to millions of ppl and gained several thousands new followers literally OVERNIGHT. izuku's nerves went haywire at the thought of everyone looking at his photo and seeing the cracks, his flaws, all over him. he couldn't bare the thought of ppl judging him but momo not only followed him but even said: "you looks so cute and sultry<333! wonderful cosplay work!" and the comments he received from her fans where all kind and encouraging and they want to MORE. izuku never felt so out of place and yet so strangely right where he should be.

this was his turning point. drumming up every drop of courage he has, he'd dm her and they started a friendship that launched izuku's career as pro cosplayer. w/ momo careful guiding hands, izuku learned the trade by a senior in the industry. the kinds of photo he take didn't start as uh, nsfw, but it kinda end up that way?? bc the photos he take are THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF WHO HE IS—it makes him feel strong and confidence in a way that he doesn't always feel irl like the person in the photo is just a little braver to show a sliver of skin, to pose suggestively, and to make that kind of sultry face in front of the camera. THAT PERSON IS HIM BUT ALSO ISN’T HIM.

cosplay is similar to a theater, when izuku wears his costume he is shedding his own skin and donning a mask to be someone else. that person is the person he wishes he can be, the person he potentially can be if only a little bit. and w/ cosplay even if it's just a moment, just a flash of the camera and only in the photos he take, he can live on unafraid and untouched by reality of his anxiety and fears.

KATSUKI on the other hand started bc of mina. she was big on cosplay and harassed him to make her props for her bc he's v v clever w/ his hands and he likes making shit lol. the more demanding her request were he became the more obsessed to making it RIGHT AND PERFECT. he wanted to be an engineer bc nothing is cooler than building things and taking it apart. cosplay w/ all the things you have to create bc it doesn't exist anywhere else, so he has to start from scratch but he loves a good challenge. it's a great training ground of his career lol

he never intend to be part of MINA'S COSPLAY project but for her bday she requested that they collab and that he would appeared in a photoshoot w/ her. mina doesn't make bday's wish lightly so katsuki found himself cornered like trapped rat. he begrudgingly complied bc they been friends long enough that she can guilt trip him like NOBODY ELSE but katsuki can’t halfass it. if he's doing it, he's putting 10000% into this and be a fucking boss and OUTDO HER IN EVERY WAY so she can regret inviting him. so katsuki ofc picked the most elaborate, technically complicated, and time consuming cosplay. there were lights, electrical works, armor sets, etc, katsuki had to build them by hand to create it. he DEF show up her up at her own photoshoot and stunned every fucking person there.

for someone who has LITTLE TO NO INTEREST IN IT, katsuki went all in and more. ofc that photoshoot blew up on social media and ppl just hammer for more, wanting katsuki to make their costumes and props but he aint anyone's peons!! if he's going to put time and effort into making cool shit like this than he's only making it for his friends or himself. esp now that he saw how ridiculously hard and annoying it could be and that made him loves it all the more. so that's HOW KATSUKI GOT INTO COSPLAY.

after so many yrs of mina dragging him to cons to showoff his cosplay and w/ all the efforts he put into it, it always stunned the crowd. he even win awards after awards for his cosplay, firmly establishing his presence as one of the BEST IF NOT THE BEST IN the community!! so now he came to the biggest con of the year and is prepped for the show of his life. his costume is a dragon w/ glowing lights, functional mechanical wings that flap and even retract to his back!! it's kick ass and he poured hundreds of hours into it.

his legion of fans have been waiting for this project to bear fruit for months since the first sneak peak. the rumors churn around fandom that once again bakugou would place first again w/ his outstanding crazy out of this world dragon cosplay. nobody can top him, right????? when he arrives at the con w/ his new fucking showy cosplay, there as a blitzkrieg of photos ops and fan signing. everyone wanted to talk to him about his cosplay and then,,,,, someone SCREAMS DEKU and the next thing he knows he's left in the dust over some other cosplayer.

katsuki would be lying if he say he didn't know deku. deku w/ over 5 mills followers on twitter and 10 mils on instagrams, he's recognizable name in the community but for all the wrong reasons katsuki thinks venomously, deku who takes skanky photos of himself and call it cosplay bemismirching real hard works of other more serious cosplayers. it IRKS HIM SO MUCH that deku and his kind get the fame and recognition for wearing less, popping a collarbone and showing off his upper thigh in a photo and his fucking fans EAT THAT THIS RIGHT UP. fucking horny ass fuck ppl ruining everything and deku who catered to that shit.

while katsuki had spent months working super hard get this his dragon cosplay ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, nearly burnt his hands trying to get the wires correct, but all deku needed was put on some makeup, smile to the camera, and flashed his killer thighs and everybody THINK IT'S AMAZING. katsuki, in not one of his most brightest moment, decide to quote rtwt one of izuku's photos op w/ a comment: "you must have work reaaaaaal hard to look that good, huh. just making our community proud w/ that shitty ass effort." TO HIS 3 MILS FOLLOWERS bc he's an ass.

his followers immediately jumped on that tweet, blasting deku and his fanbase for calling it 'cosplay' but all it is is just deku w/ revealing clothes and in sexy costumes and OFC DEKU'S FANBASE DOESN'T GO DOWN QUIETLY, attacking back about their elitism and slutshaming. a war was started bc of a single tweet by katsuki who rarely keep his opinion to himself and he didn't know what he unleashed w/ that tweet. the majority of the community immediately side w/ katsuki who thinks that izuku shouldn't take all the attention from other hardworking cosplayer, blasting Izuku and his fans and all the other lewd cosplayers for not being *serious* enough but katsuki had no clue about it bc he just went there to vent and shut his phone after that bc otherwise he get so mad and break something if he think about it.

he got a competition to win!! which by everyone standard he's a shoe in to win first place again but just HIS FUCKING LUCK bc deku has the audacity to enter the same competition as him like he's gonna win at all?? in his skimpy boyshorts and bunny ears and FUCKING HUGE EYES AND RED CHEEKS AND, AND—. fuming, katsuki has every intention to destroy deku in the competition.

just before katsuki head off on stage for his number being call next, deku suddenly approaches him, eyes downcast and strangely shy in a way he didn't think deku who takes spread his thighs ON CAMERA, tells him with a tremble voice, "good luck, bakugou-san, im rooting for you!"

katsuki is kinda ?????!!! but he has no time to think about it bc it's his turn on stage and as soon as he step up, the crowd roars and he basked in the all their screams bc he knew he fucking got it. this is his stage, his world and deku is fucking dirt on the road. after he is done, he went offstage and waited for all the contestants finish and deku is apparently the last but the moment he on stage the crows is on their feet and clapping so loudly as though DEKU HAD ALREADY WON IT. they scream his names and lay their adoration at his feet.

for the first time in a v v v long time, katsuki felt unsure as though his first place wasn't a guarantee, but when it was time to announce the winner: it's his name that they call. which means all right in the world BUT lol deku is the one who won the audience's favorite award. katsuki won the judges' recognition but deku is the one whom the audience love the most and it's just hurt his ego so much bc he never lost anything in his life but this ??? fucking BRUTAL esp when deku is blushing as he hold his trophy but keep glancing at katsuki while at it.

after the contest end, katsuki broke away from his crowd of fans to stalked over izuku's own group, anger licking at his foot and his tongue sharpens for a battle. he is gonna end deku's entire fucking career right here and then.

just as katsuki makes his way through the crowd, he hears a soft and surprise, "ah, bakugou-san! congrats on your win!" deku says earnestly. "i knew you would win! your dragon cosplay is just out of this world and i'm just so floor , so can I-um, would you mind signing for me?"

katsuki stops. his brain freezes up and he lets out an intelligibility, "huh?" as deku stares up hopefully at him and his crowd of fans titters anxiously w/ worried whispers like they thought katsuki came to start a fight... which HE DID, but deku had surprised them all.

"i dont have a pen," he says, like a total IDIOT against deku's wide earnest eyes bc the image he has of deku doesn't MATCH at all with the sweet shy young man in front of him now. the deku he had seen was confident, sultry, and knows how to fuck you up w/ a curve of his lips but the deku he sees now is like a completely different person who doesn't seem as bold and daring as the deku who took a photo of himself in foamy bathwater and a teasing leg poking above the water that PROVOKED ALL KIND OF INCINERATING IMAGES. it's just--DOES NOT COMPUTE!! FUCK

"oh," deku replies, completely crestfallen like his heart is shattered bc of katsuki inability to acquire a pen. "but i-i, think i have something for you to use," he says, looking down at his chest and feels around for something it AS KATSUKI'S EYES BULGE OUT.

pulling out a pen tucked b/t his tight corset, deku looks on happily. "i got one!" and then hesitantly. "um if you don't mind."

katsuki just stares at him, not knowing if DEKU WAS FUCKING W/ HIM AT ALL OR is this actually real. like, is he that much of a fucking ditz and it's not like the fans DON'T HAVE A PEN but they're kinda too focus on watching this hilarious shitshow go down. some of them want to see katsuki blow up, others stand there protectively around izuku, but most just here for the drama after seeing the twitter fallout.

blankly, he just take the pen from deku. "where do i fucking sign?" he grunts.

"Um, my, um," deku goes bright red suddenly, "my chest--well i mean no wait, uh, my arm if that's okay with you? i didn't bring anything w/ me for you to sign. im so, so sorry for the inconvenience!"

katsuki can feel a headache coming on. "Are you fucking with me?!" he hisses. this is clearly some sort of a fucking joke. deku prob plan to set this up w/ his fans to mock katsuki. that lil shit.

deku's fans titters anxiously as deku's eyes widen shock hurt. "i wouldn't--!"

deku in his dolled up face, bunny ears, corset and fuckING TINY SHORTS w/ white fur linings meant to incite you and fuck w/ your heads but katsuki looks at deku's wounded eyes and he knows, somehow, he's FUCKED UP. this isn't the face of manipulative conman. he's fucking real.

katsuki sighs and drags a hand down his face in defeat. "fine," he says, and grabs deku by the arm to the gasping crowd. he quickly writes his name over deku's bicep as his other hand steady his brushstroke, fingers pressing down soft flesh and it sets off fireworks in his head. deku doesn't even move in the slightest, holding his breath the entire time as katsuki's finish writing his name. when he step back, deku looks at the writing on his arm and traces a finger over it, carefully and reverently.

YEA, katsuki thinks, he'd really, really fucked up.

katsuki isn't known for his mistakes, but even he now knows that he had deku wrong all along bc of his egoism and elitism, he'd almost destroyed deku w/ it. fuck, he messed up but, he's not just going to let that sit. he'll fix it. delete the tweet and apologize to deku.

first though gritting his teeth, he asks, "if you're not doing anything else now," stopping for a moment, he cringes at his pussy ass wording, IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE HIM AT ALL. HOW IS HE EVER THIS HESITANT. FUCK. he coughs and looks away. "walk with me around the con."

deku immediately lights up like a fucking lighthouse. katsuki's eyes are nearly blind with how incredibly happy he looks. "oh-oh, really? can i really go with you, bakugou-san?" he asks, excitement and worry warring on his face. "you won't mind right?"

katsuki huffs. "I fucking told you we're going together, why would i take it back then. im not some shithead that would go back on their words," he snaps.

for one fucking dizzying moment, deku's lips curve upward into a slow and blossoming smile and katsuki is knock breathless. he turns his head away, feeling a strange heat rising in his chest. fuck. this is not good, he thinks as he hurriedly walks off, leaving deku behind in rush. he hears deku yelling at his back to wait for him as his heel clicks and clicks in rapid succession trying to catch up.

katsuki slows his step enough for deku to finally be in line of him, who is a bit breathless having to run in his heels. "t-thank you," deku says, sounding grateful for the FACT THAT KATSUKI SLOW DOWN FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH KATSUKI IS THE IDIOT WHO RAN OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Grimacing, "my fault," he grunts. it's not an outright apology but it's enough trigger another smile on deku's face. katsuki is starting to realize that deku is all nerves and hesitation but for every moment of boldness he manages to sum up and is rewarded for it, he's happy. it's such a small and insignificant thing to be happy about but deku takes it like they're gifts and abruptly all katsuki wants to do is be the one is give it to him.

they both go quiet as they continue move around the con, posing for photos and signing things for their fans. their hardcore group of of fans trail them from a careful distance. he recognizes the trouble but confused expression on deku's circle of fans and then there's katsuki's fan who are all looking at him like HE'S INSANE for shitting on deku one sec to now buddying up w/ him.

katsuki feels like he's insane too since meeting deku his emotions had been running amok on a cocktail of anger, confusion, and an undecipherable emotion he's afraid to give a name to. this is all deku's fault. but mostly it's him--his for being such a prejudiced asshole. if he didn't win that audience's favorite award is only bc he WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH not bc deku cheated his way to that win. if ppl like deku better it's bc deku is sweet and GENTLE AND GOOD and katsuki is an idiot for assuming what he wear and how he present himself say otherwise.

he thought mina had beaten these alpha male elitist preconceived notions out of him but the thought of losing to deku had hurt his pride and he lashed out in all the fucking wrong way like a total bludgeoning idiot. he's gonna have to apologize eventually. he knows it. one step a time though.

it's summer in tokyo which means it blistering hot so the AC been blasting nonstop at the con. katsuki with his punk dragon cosplay got his studded scaled jacket on and also he always run a lil hot so he doesnt feel it. deku next him though is trembling a little under the chilly air. he'd been touching himself more, hands running down his arm to warm up everytime they get a break b/t fanmeets and photos but the moment their fans arrive, his hands drop to his side and he put on a profession front.

after the fifth time it had happened, katsuki can feel the throbbing annoyance growing in the back of his head. "cold?" he says.

deku stops. "uh, no."

"so you're not cold in those clothes?" he asks, brows furrowing skeptically. "really? not even a lil bit?"

deku quickly shakes his head, looking down at his outfit. "this is my armor," he says, smiling softly. katsuki doesn't know what to think of those words but with the way deku have been more than sincere w/ him throughout their entire meeting he believes it, believes him.

katsuki frowns, running scenarios in his head and then says fuck it. he cast off his jacket and throws it at deku. "wear it," he orders. "i dont want you catching a fucking cold next to me or your rapid fans are gonna eat me alive." he shoot a glare at them for equal measure.

"oh," deku breathes, hush and so delighted that he's bleeding happiness. "thank you. you're so kind bakugou-san." he pulls the jacket over his body and it nearly swamp him with how big it is, but fuck deku in katsuki's jacket with bare legs poking through is a FUCKING MASS WEAPON.

He realizes in that heated moment why deku is so much beloved by his fans and it’s partly the long pale legs, the bright green eyes, constellation of freckles, and soft, coy smile but really it’s just plain old awkward deku that they all fell for. He sees it all now, and bitter regrets for his past actions hit him like a goddamn truck and he want to knock some sense into his past self right now. Fucking damnit. If deku who smiles sweetly at him now and who think Katsuki is this amazing ,kind person before him realize what kind of ugly monster he had made of himself earlier on twitter against deku… then that smile will no longer turn toward him anymore and that somehow hurt more than the lost of his trophy.

#bakudeku #not!fic #cosplayers au #sorry i've been busy working on the next part of social media au #and currently working on the regecy abo au again so /o\

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pinkiepiebones · 5 years

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SPESH FINDS A BOX OF KITTENS PLZ

“Oh no... Oh noooo... you’re all SO TINY... what’s that you’re saying? Oh man you can’t even meow prop- OH MAN YOUR LITTLE TAILS IH JEEZ YOU’RE SO WOBBLY!”

Special has each of the seven kittens named by the time he takes the box to Copia’s room. He bursts in, not crying, but making sobbing sounds. “COPE I CAN’T PROTECT THEM HELP ME”

Copia sets aside his reading glasses and trashy romance paperback and peeks in the box, though, based on the mewling and Special’s sobbing, he’s deduced the box contains kittens.

“Spesh where did you find these.”

Special dodges the question by using his tail to pull a chubby black kitten with white paws and white face aloft. “This one’s got a little moustache! I named it Lil Copia!” Lil Copia mewls indignantly and swipes a paw of baby claws at the tail wrapped around it.

Though Copia’s heart swells he knows he must be the adult right now. “Special. Where did you find these.”

Special places Lil Copia back in the box. “Around.”

“Special” the cardinal says in his Super Serious Voice.

Special whimpers. “The second Emeritus’ room, I just, I jeard tiny noises, I had to... COPE THEY’RE SO TINY AND ROUND AND THEY DON’T TALK TWO STEPS WITHOUT FALLING OVER...”

Copia sighs and puts on his biretta. “You are putting them back, and I am going eith you to make sure you put them back. If Pap- if the middle one cared enough to put them in a box, he must intend on giving them to some Sisters as gifts. Or selling them to some Sisters. Maybe both.”

Special sighs and nods.

Copia reaches into the box and pulls Lil Copia out. “Maybe this one can sneak away. Maybe it can roam the halls and be taught to not eat my rats.”

Specialms tail wags enthusiastically.

“Can the others escape?”

“No, Spesh.”

“Okay.”

#microfic #microfics #spooky ideas

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grayisholi · 5 years

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i"M SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THIS EARLIER BUT NOW I'M SO HECKIN EXCITED YEEEEET DND ASKS!! :DDD I'm unsure tho whether to get to know your other characters or asking for Faen and Adrian who I love already ahHHhHHH. But I must admit... Bite.... and Puddles.... just their names, I mean... I need to know 25 for them??? XD For Faen + Adrian: 5, 6, 7, 8, 13, 22? Sorry if that's too many!!!

HECK MATT I MEANT FOR YOU TO REBLOG IT SO I CAN ASK THINGS ABOUT KOVARIS but thank you you sweetheart!!!

25. Give a condensed back story!

Bite is a scrappy lil Kenku who takes no shit. His clan lived in the forest just on the outskirts of the city of Gldcrest and when he came of age, they frequently sent him out on scouting or theft missions. Upon entering the city for the first time, he saw the horrific amount of injustice everywhere. The tyrannical rule the people were forced to live under. And he decided “Nope. Nu-uh. Not anymore”. And thus began his journey into the underground group of rebels known as the Gutter Rats, which he one day came to lead in storming the castle and freeing the people of Goldcrest for good.

Puddles is a water genasi bard who, to be honest, despite everything just wants to play music and have a good time, but the world seems to have other plans for him. He was born to a human family, who were shocked and apalled at his blue skin (in this world non-human peoples are seen as lesser and are oppressed and often used for slave labour). They abandoned him, leaving him to fend for himself, which he did quite easily. He was excellent at making friends, and quickly found a place for himself in the Bard’s guild of London. And when, some years later he was picked off the street by a noble family of slavers? He kicked their ass and freed everyone else they’d lifted that day. No one puts Puddles in chains. (In truth I made him up on the fly when my party wanted to ask around the tavern for information and they all kinda fell in love with him, so now he has a character sheet and everything)

5. What is their best stat?

For Faen, it’s dex from climbing trees and darting across rivers for most his life. For Adrian? Of course it’s charisma.

6. What is their worst stat?

Well, Faen has a solid 8 in intelligence, so... He’s my idiot son and I love him. And when I first made Adrian, I rolled terribly and he ended up with a 4 in strength... I slowly tried to build it up as he levelled up, so now he’s on a solid 8 XD

7. How old are they?

Faen looks in his late teens or early twenties? But in truth, he has absolutely no idea. Adrian was 22 at the beginning of his campaign, and he’s 25 now.

8. What is their gender and sexuality?

Faen is a cis man, and doesn’t really have an identity in terms of sexuality? If you wanted to put a label on it he’d probably be asexual and maybe bi or pan romantic? But he just doesn’t think like that. He ended up with one of the tiefling siblings who rescued him by the end of the campaign tho. Adrian is very, very bisexual. If the bi flag had existed in 634 AD, he’d probably be the guy who painted it on everything he owned. He’s also a trans man, who used magic to transition about a year prior to the campaign.

13. What is the most heroic act they’ve ever done?

Faen walks the line between heroic and stupid an awful lot. He once threw himself headlong at a beholder, swinging his quarterstaff at it when he was level 3, which was so unbelievably stupid, but he did manage to roll really well on intimidation and get the thing to flee. After he took 25 points of damage, leaving him with one HP. But hey, the townsfolk thanked him and threw a celebration in his honour, so it must’ve paid off. Adrian, on the other hand, isn’t what someone would call heroic. He tries to help others, but not by putting his own neck on the line. The one exception was when his little brother (who I didn’t write into his background, but my DM decided to include for the drama) was taken by a gang of thieves, explicitly trying to get back at Adrian for screwing up one of their operations. The party was standing, talking, trying to come up with a plan, while Adrian waltzed right in, cast a 6th level thunderwave, and went crazy with his rapier on the entire gang to rescue his little brother. He almost died, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

22. What do they do in their down time?

Faen goes walking. He loves the feeling of the sun, or the moon, on his face, and feels at peace in nature, so when he’s not trying to battle the slave trade in Redwater, he’s exploring in the surrounding forests, maybe with a particularly cute tiefling boy alongside him. Adrian is a bit of a wild card, usually if he has nothing to do he’ll hit the nearest tavern, play some music, try to woo somebody who catches his eye, drink and be merry. But if he’s too tired even for that, he takes to reading (usually trashy romance even if he’d never admit it), composing music or even drawing, although he doesn’t think he’s very good.

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Name: Personal friends and family call me Patrick 😊

Nickname: Mista Vybe - although that’s actually more of my showbiz sobriquet, but I have many acquaintances and colleagues that only know me as “Vybe”, and prob have no clue what my government name is 🤷🏾‍♂️. Alot of those types of folks here in Trinidad call me “Vybes” which honestly itks the fuck out of me, cause, like, there is only one of me. Not a swarm of us lol. But that’s Caribbean ppl for you I guess 🙄. Growing up my Mom and her friends would call me “Master P” but that stopped once I started looking too manly to be a “Young Master” lol. Older Trini ppl who know my parents also tend to refer to me as “Young Horace” (after my Dad) or “Marilyn(’s) Son”. I’ve also been called “Patch” by close family and a couple ex-gfs 🤔.

Zodiac Sign: Cancer 🦀 / Chinese Year Of The Rat 🐀

Height: 5 feet, 9 and ¾ inches

Orientation: Straight (not to be confused with Vanilla though 😉)

Favorite fruit: Grapefruit (preferably of the pink variety). The fruit I eat most often is bananas though

Favorite season: I live in the tropics where there’s technically only two “seasons” weather-wise - “Dry” and “Rainy”. I actually prefer the “Rainy season” because the Dry season is hot af 😩. If we’re talking “temperate” weather, I guess my fave season would be Summer. I’ll take Spring too once it’s not in cold ass places like Canada or Alaska 😐

Favorite book: Fave book of all time would prob be The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. I probably reread that thing 15 times and I get diff depth from it every time. My gauilty pleasure favourite novel is a delightfully trashy Robert Forward series called The Owl, which he wrote under the pseudonym Alexander L'Hiboux (the lead character’s name). That book (about a ruthless private detective and shady man-for-hire who has a rare disorder that render bim unable to ever sleep, so he never stops working a case - ever) needs to be a Fast & Furious type action blockbuster movie ASAP - make it happen Hollywood! 🙌🏾 Fave comic book currently is a toss up between Invincible Iron Man (go, Riri Williams, go!), the current Ta-Nehisi Coates run of Black Panther, Ms. Marvel and - last but not least - Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur.

Favorite flower: Red Roses

Favorite scent: Yves Saint Laurent L'Homme Libre cologne (and tonssss of other cologne fragrances that I won’t even bother to mention for the sake of time), gasoline at the gas station, fresh paint, the aroma of freshly baked ham + freshly brewed sorrel (and island beverage) on Christmas morning, and the sweet scent of passion 😍

Color: Purple, Black, Blue and silver/chrone/platinum - in that order

Animal: Whales are the most wondrous creatures on earth and I love them but sadly having watched the Blackfish documentary i’ve realised that even if I was a billionaire it’d be unethical to ever own one in a private space… so, I guess that means pet-wise i’m a dog person? 🤷🏾‍♂️ I love whales so much though. Like, I adore and admire their majesty. 🐳Especially Beluga Whales… but any whale is fine tbh. 🐋 Just put me in an ocean with all of the whales please and thanks 😍😍😍. Elephants are cool too (shout out to the lil homie, @red-oman)

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: If i’m forced to drink one at gunpoint, I guess I’d go hot chocolate 🙄. But honestly, I abhor hot beverages. Just gave me a tall glass of coca cola with lots of ice and a straw ans i’m good 👍🏾👍🏾

Avg hours of sleep: 3 to 4 quite often because Insomnia… but optimal sleep for me is 7 or 8 hours. That rarely happens these days due to circumstances beyond my control (AKA Life + Family + shit gotta get done + insomnia)

Cats or dogs: Dogs. Because xata are quite literally the Devil. But honestly why can’t whales just be house pets so my life could be perfect? 😩

Number of blankets: Just my one comforter. (I don’t count the thin ass coverlet that comes with the sheets that’s always between me and the comforter) Yes, I live in the tropics and I sleep under a comforter with the Air Conditioning on. Judge me - I careth not 😌

Favorite dead celebrity: Prince wins by a landslide. But we’ve lost so many recently that it’s getting harder to justify one favourite. Robin Williams will always be a treasure to me. Phife Dawg’s death still burns me. I still miss MJ and Whitney. Can’t leave out Bob Marley. On a personal note, none of these hits me in the gut as hard as the loss of my friend, musical brother and main collaborator Sheldon Benjamin AKA “super producer” $hel $hok 😢. I will forever miss him deeply. Also RIP Devon Matthews, a colleague who passed just this weekend 😞

Dream trip: My ultimate fantasy is to hit the lotto (or just strike it billionaire rich overnight) and fly myself and my son (#YoungVybe) to San Diego Comic Con, followed by like two or three weeks enjoying all that California/Los Angeles/Hollywood has to offer with an emphasis on Universal Studios and Disney theme parks 😁. Other than that i’d love to visit Japan. And Australia.

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