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exaltior-a · 6 months

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Dirkjake get married for whatever reason and they have a slideshow of their most romantic and happiest moments and it's 99% just pictures of them fighting and killing eachother. Jake gleefully tells a story about each moment as if it was a romantic trip to Paris. "Ah, I remember this one- Dirk and I were hiking up this gorgeous mountain- he was complaining about being a little bored, so decided to liven up the trip by trying to push him off some of the leges and cliffs we had to walk past. Ended up getting him near the summit. He tumbled almost forty feet-" the slide shifts from the blurry selfie Dirk was trying to take when Jake pushed him to his heavily bruised and bleeding body taken from a higher elevation, blood smeared along the scenery and especially around his head, "And hit his noggin at the bottom. One of my favourite hiking trips so far I'd say! Oh I'd love to visit again after the honeymoon..." And much to the discomfort and disgust of their guests, this goes on for an hour.

#homestuck #dirkjake #jake english #dirk strider #violence tw #temporary character death #death tw #murder tw #gore tw #not really but i wanna be safe #i love them theyre so fucked

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dubiouslymelly · 24 days

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oh youre a lesbian couple? which one of you is doubt, mystery and the night and which one of you is of summer, conviction and the sun?

unrelated question: if one of you were corrupted would you try to corrupt the other? completely unrelated. btw.

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #theyre so fucking cute i love them #ankarna #cassandra #cassandra d20 #why are they so twilight sparkle and sunset shimmer

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bluegiragi · 4 months

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#for the xmas to new year holiday period i made three comics and two of them are spicyyyyy #this is a screenshot from one of them #simon is being mean and that makes johnny bitey #theyre both so fucking feral i love them #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #giragi art #suggestive???#yes. probably

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loser-jpg · 3 months

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FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID ANGEL WAS GONNA BE THE ONE TO DIE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT SILLY SPIDER BOYS GONNA LIVE FOREVER AND HES GONNA HAVE THE MOST SICKENINGLY SWEET SLOW BURN LOVE STORY WITH THAT STUPID GAMBLING CAT

#loser speaks #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #angel dust #husker hazbin hotel #i love them so much #i want them to be disgustingly in love #i want them to be so healthy it feels vile #i want them to take all the fucking time in the world slowly growing closer and trusting eachother until they get to a point where #theyre both like 'ok we both have known for so long but now we're finally both in a mental and emotional state where were good'#AND THEN I WANT THEM TO START BEING THE MOST IN LOVE COUPLE EVER #AAHWHGRIAHAVR #also fuck those who wanted nifty to die i fuckin love that weird creepy lil bitch shes psycho and i love that about her >:(

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son #literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband #and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank #anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

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queen0fm0nsterz · 1 year

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aunt kate theres two weird fucking creatures in the tv

#amanda the adventurer #amanda #wooly #wooly the sheep #my art #amanda ata #wooly ata #AMANDA AND WOOLY IN MY STYLE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #IM INSANE #i love them lowkey #theyre so fucking silly #eats them

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fiendishartist2 · 6 months

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guy who doesnt dance x guy who will drag you onto the dance floor

#theyre so sillay :3 #i need to find irl ace attorney friends bc ive only met like 1 person who really knows what it is ToT #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #i put them in fancy little outfits bc they're at an event or smth idk #i just like making fancy outfits lol #i want to redraw my old pre 7 yr gap designs bc that fic still lives in my mind and i want to do smth for it #its: the phoenix and other early birds #and its SO FUCKING GOOOODDDD #if you like apollo and you dont mind his aa6 backstory you'll love it i promise <3 read that fic okay bye :D

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ruporas · 1 year

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i’ll find you again in every universe. let us be a little more honest, let us have a little more time.

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #despite it all though badlands rumble is like. the only universe where we get wolfwood thinking vash died first... and i think that means a #lot to their relationship and how it may bloom if there was more to badlands rumble considering vash literally saw wolfwood carrying a piece #of vash after his supposed death. u know! despite the short time they were together vash still meant so much to wolfwood that he couldn't #just move on or forget him in anyway. needed to keep a piece of him for himself and the rest of his days. but ofc vash lives and wolfwood #was like ill beat ur fucking ass into tomorrow. there's just so much honesty in vash being able to see that gesture bc he wouldnt know #otherwise just how much he might mean to him. ANYWAY. trimax with with the eternal pining featuring the two chapters where imo #where the both of them really fell for each other... i wrote my thoughts about this on another comic i did before #but vash solidifying his feelings during the hospital arc -- ww solidifies his when he realizes his allegiances are permanently with vash #98 my lovelies but also to me they are so one-sided bc ww pined like no tomorrow and vash only realizes after ep 23?24? his heart did tickle #whenever ww complimented his smile though #and tristamp vw my beloveds. it really just feels like they get the chance to be closer and closer and more honest with each other #with every version that comes about. in trimax they knew how little time they had but struggled so desperately to get closer. in 98 ww felt #more willing to forsake for vash. in badlands rumble theyre Angry but as mentioned earlier ^ more blatant truth... due to circumstances #mainly but has the chance to lead to discussions and tristamp literally. first day of knowing each other ww saves vash - 2 days later vash #saves ww like. Man. AND NOW THEY MAY POTENTIALLY GET EVEN CLOSER!!!! with s2....#ruporas art

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apocalypsebi · 6 months

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i love seeing andys jealously kick in

#the coffin of andy and leyley #sorry theyre so fucked up i love them #i dont think ashley could ever have a baby though shed kill that thang if andy payed attention to it

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dizzybizz · 2 months

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cute date idea: feel a bit homesick while watching aurora borealis for a bit before absolutely destroying yourselves on black sand

#i love when theyre stupid like this in ep[REDACTED]#good stuff. gill healing them just so they can keep going is so fkn incredible #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #jrwi fish and chips #my art #*colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch*#ive drawn so much shit today #i feel absolutely insane and damn i havent gotten through any eps bc ive been too busy drawing the fuckers damn #its been like 10h of mostly just drawing them. im so sane im so fucking normal im so fucking normal im sooooo sane

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hellafluff · 1 month

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Garrus' interactions with Shepard post-Thessia are so fucking well written. Everyone else is telling Shepard they're sorry or doing a soft sad voice asking if she's okay but Garrus has this moving little speech about how losing a fight isn't the end of the war and I just. He's so fucking good. He knows what Shepard needs to hear and has the experience to back up the things he says. He's so good to her

#post-thessia is sooooooooo fucking devastating #Shepard's stress is so high all her friends are trying to crack through the soldier to get to the woman to make sure shes okay #i LOVE the conversation with joker where he tells her Anderson wanted HIM to look after HER #in a galaxy that is on fire and these people trying to keep the firebreak maintained for just a little longer theyre all worried #ABOUT SHEPARD #and shepard knows she cant breakdown shes channeling all the stress and fear into action and anger instead of showing how scared she is #even when everyone around her is saying its okay to show that to them because theyre her friends and family but she CANT #i love mass effect #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #shakarian #crazee talk

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sweetlittlestarbursts · 1 month

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fuck romeo and juliet. i want whatever these bitches have.