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pacifymebby · 1 year

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May I request the peaky boys with a shy reader please<3

Bestie this is a whole vibe of course u can ❤️❤️❤️

Tommy

🌿 Everyone knows Tommy is drawn to outspoken, fierce women, which is why nobody can understand it when he seems to take a liking to you...

🌿You're so quiet and withdrawn that most people don't even notice you, so absolutely no one can understand what Tommy sees in you, least of all you. But actually that's what fascinates him so much. He's a man who can't go anywhere without causing a scene, without being noticed, whereas you seem to be able to slip around like a little waif, hardly there at all, and he finds that mystifying.

🌿Makes him want to hold you tight in his hands so he can be sure you're real. Makes him want to own you so you can't slip away.

🌿 The first few times he addresses you he doesn't get a response, you just look at him like a little deer in the headlights, you blink and blush and he can see that your breath has caught in your throat... that makes his desire for you burn even harsher

🌿 Because you won't speak to him and you seem to run away whenever he tries to speak to you, he doesnt even know what your voice sounds like... He becomes obsessed with the thought of finally hearing his name on your lips.

🌿 He's very careful with you, he likes making you blush but not too much, he doesn't want to scare you away. So he flirts delicately and quietly, he won't try to embarrass you in front of other people.

🌿 "You know love, all those bad things you've heard about me... Well they're not all true. For example, I don't bite."

🌿 He likes the way you look at him from under your lashes, makes him want to hold your cheek in his palm and force those pretty little eyes to meet his.

🌿He sees you one night in the Garrisson, you're standing at the back of the room not far from your friends, but you look lost and overwhelmed... When he stands behind you and slips his hand into yours he makes you jump.

🌿 "You're alright sweetheart, just looked a bit lost... Thought you might need a friend,"

🌿 You bite your lip and look at the ground, you're trying to hide your smile and hoping he can't see how badly you're blushing...

🌿 But you don't let go of his hand, you link your fingers with his. This is how he knows he's won.

🌿 Absolutely won't let anyone tease you, he's extra protective over you because youre so shy. One glance of his steely "I'll fuck you up" glare and anyone who was even thinking about using you for a quick laugh, quickly rethinks their remark.

🌿Doesn't let you hide from him when you're having sex, makes you sit in his lap and holds your face in both his hands so that he can make sure you keep looking at him. Makes you say his name over and over again. Finally he gets to hear you say his name.

🌿 Has a habbit of getting up close to you whenever he talks to you, he'll almost always hold your face in his hands or your chin between his thumb and forefinger to control your gaze and make sure he has your full attention.

🌿 On the rare occassion he sees you shock everyone by standing up for yourself or shooting one of his brothers down with a witty remark he feels a huge swell of pride. He'll watch you with this proud little smirk on his lips and raise his glass to you, "Atta girl..."

🌿 Never lets you stray too far from him, he tells himself its because you need him, youll be scared and lost without him... But its also because he needs you too, he needs to have someone to protect, someone who needs him and looks up to him the way you do.

Alfie

🐻 Adores how shy you are, is actually a little overwhelmed by how endeared he is to you and how quickly he's gone soft for you.

🐻 His first instinct is to protect you, to take you under his wing and shelter you from the big bad world... And also the lustful eyes of other men he knows like how shy you are for the wrong reasons.

🐻 "must be somethin wrong with me like, going soft for a little mouse like you, but you sre a very pretty little mouse right, i reckon right, i reckon i could just eat you up, what do you think y/n, would you like that?"

🐻 You're such a timid little creature that when he says things like that to you all you can do is tremble and nod your head.

🐻 "am afraid youre going to have to use your words little mouse,"

🐻 Loves to get right up in your personal space, likes to touch your face when he's talking to you always stroking your cheek and chin and lips with his thumb, likes the way you only seem to be able to whisper when you speak to him.

🐻 "uhuh..." "see now thats not really a real word is it little mouse," "s.. Sorry i mean yes mr solomans..." "thats a bit formal int it eh Mr Solomans, bit formal between you and me like treacle... How about Aflie to you, or... How about papa,"

🐻 He really only said it to tease you, to see you blush and catch your breath, to watch you chew your cheek or hide behind your hands... So when you oblige he's stunned... He'd be lying if he said he wasn't feeling pretty pleased with himself too.

🐻 Actually makes you feel comfortable around him really quickly and revels in being able to see snippets of the real you when you begin to grow in confidence around him.

🐻 But what he loves most is being your protector, letting you hide behind him, or holding you with your back against his chest and closing his coat around you so that youre wrapped up and snug against him. That's where you feel safest and he loves keeping you tucked away, his precious, shy girl.

🐻 Holds your hand in his, keeps you by his side at all times, tucks you under his arm and lets you wrap your arms around his waist.

🐻 Is always really soft and coaxing with you, never raises his voice in front of you, even when he isn't speaking to you. Actually tries not to swear in front of you too but thats quite hard for him lets be honest.

🐻 "now see the only reason i aint shouting bloody murder at you right now treacle is cause there are delicate young women present and i, being a considerate and well mannered gentleman, wouldn't want to upset them you see.... now i know you too, are a considerate and well mannered gentleman at heart so i know you are going to conduct yourself with the highest level of respect... Aren't you treacle... That's it thats it nice and calm and *sighs* ahh yes, quiet..."

🐻 Really enjoys coaxing you out of your shell, especially in the bedroom. When you first sleep together you are so shy and he can tell youre nervous to go on top, he can tell you're self concious too, so he guides you through everything gently, giving you instructions. He loves how pliable you are.

🐻 Brings you out of your shell by showering on the praise thick, especially during sex.

🐻 Has you sit on his lap in his office where he can have a hold on you at all times. He's working on your self confidence slowly, he doesn't want you to lose your sweetness, or the way you blush whenever hes near, but he does want you to be able to stand your ground when it comes to other people.

🐻 Not him though, he always wants to be in charge of his shy little mouse.

🐻 Answers for you when other people who youre too shy to talk to try and speak for you. Orders for you in restsurants/bakeries/bars and cafes.

🐻 Likes it when you read to him, to begin with your voice is quiet and shakey, which although he finds adorable, he wants to help you get more confident.

🐻 You suck your thumb when your nervous, which Alfie adores. When youre alone together and he can see that youre feeling self concious and timid he will slip his own thumb between your lips and cup your face in his hand whilst you suck on it. Sometimes its the only way to get you to hold his gaze.

Arthur

🍂 The idea that Arthur would ever even notice you seems absurd to you. He's always roaring around on one hellbent snow spree after another

🍂 And the women he likes well, lets face it, theyre hardly what you'd call shy

🍂 But youve always been attracted to him, whenever hes in the room you get nervous, you get stuck caught between wanting to gaze at him all night and being scared to meet his eyes.

🍂 And actually, until the night you meet for the first time, Arthur has never noticed you before.

🍂 The first time he sees you he's struck by how pretty you are, by the way you smile so shyly and avert your gaze to the floor whenever someone speaks to you.

🍂 He especially likes the way you twirl with your hair nervously. He cant help but want to cut across the room straight to you, tuck your hair behind your ear and take your little hand in his. He'd say "that's quite enough of that now sweetheart," and you'd do as you were told.

🍂 He'd use his finger beneath your chin to push your gaze up to his.

🍂 What actually happens however is this...

🍂 From across the room he hears a squeal he knows came from you, he'd looked away from you for no more than a second but when he hears the cry he knows instinctively that its you.

🍂 His eyes dart around the room to find you among the crowd and he sees you, your cheeks burning red, hes even concerned he might see the gleen of tears in your eyes as he watches you try to back away from to young lads. He forgets what he was doing immediately and storms through the room to be by your side.

🍂 Completely forgets he doesn't know you and you don't know him, is only interested in making sure those boys know to leave you well alone. Only man who's going to be making you squeal from now on his him.

🍂 When he sends them on their way you turn to him and squeak out a little "thank you mr shelby," and then you try to apologise for ruining his night. As you speak he notices you twisting that lock of hair around your finger and without thinking he takes the strands of hair and tucks them carefully behind your ear before taking your little hand in his.

🍂 "No need to apologise love, you've not ruined anything at all," hes doing his best to be a gentleman. He notices how you can't hold his gaze for very long, how you keep swallowing down nervously, it warms his heart and makes him want to pick you up right then and never put you back down.

🍂 "You pay no mind to little boys like them sweetheart... And no more of that Mr Shelby business, you call me Arthur alright..." what he wants to say is "your arthur"

🍂 Hes not used to delicate, shy girls, youre like a little baby bird to him and hes ever so careful with you. Is on his best behaviour around you because he doesnt want you to be scared of him.

🍂 When people see you together they're so shocked they can't help but stare. It makes you feel self concious but all Arthur will ever say about it is this: "probably wondering what such a good little girl is doing with a bad old man like me... You know what sweetheart I think im going to tell them..."

🍂 Walks down the street with you, one arm around you, the other held out to address the whole world, sometimes he sings it, sometimes he just shouts it but every time he says the same thing "I arthur Shelby am the luckiest man in the world..."

🍂 You blush and get so embarassed but no ammount of telling him to whshht will shut him up and you end up giggling and hiding your face in his shirt.

🍂 Fucks you in front of the mirror and makes you watch yourself so you can see how gorgeous you are. Bends you over and moans all kinds of filth and praise into your ear as he fucks you in front of the mirror. Holds your chin up so that you can't look down.

🍂 "open your eyes y/n want you to see how fucking gorgeous you are... Open your eyes and look at yourself darlin,"

John

🌼 Is too much of a naive little rascal to notice how shy you are at first. Hes a bit too boisterous, flirts too openly and definitely does scare you off at first.

🌼 Well its not that youre scared, its that you are completely and utterly convinced hes taking the piss out of you. You dont believe for s second that he really thinks youre pretty. You think he's just trying to make his friends laugh.

🌼 So you start trying to avoid him. You hope he won't notice that he'll just forget about you but he doesn't. He takes it to heart that youre rejecting him and becomes twice as determined to make you his.

🌼 So he carries on, relentlessly flirting and teasing you. You dont understand how he cant see what hes doing to you.

🌼 It gets so bad that whenever hes near you you become so nervous you think you might faint.

🌼 And then one day you do and of course hes first to sweep in and catch you. Hes so confused, he'd begun to think you might be a little nervous around him but surely not that much? Not enough that you would actually faint?

🌼 When you come round he's still holding you, but now he's carried you somewhere a little quieter and its just the two of you.

🌼 At first you don't realise where you are but when you do you panic. This is so embarrassing!! He's still holding you carefully in his arms so when you try to scramble away he only has to tighten his grip a little to trap you there.

🌼 "eh what're you doin flower calm down... Where are you rushin off to?"

🌼 Youre too shy to speak, absolutely mortified to have wound up in such a situation. You try to scramble free again without answering him and this time he eases up but doesnt let you go.

🌼 You actually beg him to let you go, your face tinged a humiliating shade of pink. You squeeze your eyes shut, your hands balled into fists, its the most embarrassing moment of your life asking him to just let you go already and, when he asks you, "why would i want to do that flower?" and you respond with "so you and your friends can laugh about me obviously..." his jaw hits the floor.

🌼 "you... You think i laugh about you?" he genuinely cant believe what hes hearing, cant believe how stupid hes been and when he looks at you again he realises just how delicate you really are. All this time hes been enjoying teasing you, making you blush and smile shyly, not realising that he was torturing you.

🌼 For a whole minute he is humble, has to explain he was just trying to get your attention, that he just likes seeing your cute little blush.

🌼 From then on he makes sure none of his mates, or in fact anyone gets away with making any kind of remark which might embarrass you or make you feel like youre being laughed at. If anyone tries it theh get a firm reminder about how they are and arent allowed to talk to his girl.

🌼 He will refer to you as "my girl" all the time because no matter how many times he says it your reaction is always the same, you squirm a little awkward because youre desperately trying to hide how happy it makes you, and because it gives you major butterflies.

🌼 Tries to be gentle with you but struggles because he just loves making you squirm, its adorable. Still ends up making flirtacious comments which embarrass you.

🌼 Is always trying to reassure you that hes not winding you up when he calls you beautiful, that he really does think those things about you.

🌼 Holds your hand when youre out with his friends. Is proud to show you off and protective of you too.

🌼 Once a man catcalled you and John forced his head down onto the table and dug the barrel of his gun into his temple daring him to repeat himself. Honestly? No one has said a word to you since and you like it that way.

Bonnie

🍀 For all that he is confident in the ring, Bonnies never been particularly confident when it comes to women.

🍀 However, theres something about how timid and quiet you are which brings out his own confidence. It makes him step up to be everything you need him to be.

🍀 He has a sense of duty to look out for you, to protect you from literally everyone. He notices how you barely say a word to anybody, how you hardly even laugh when people make jokes because youre so adverse to drawing any kind of attention to yourself...

🍀 It makes him a little bit sad to see and so he dedicates all his time outside of Peaky Business and Fighting Business to getting to know you

🍀 Its tricky though, whenever he throws himself down beside you in front of the fire in the evening, you get up and leave. Whenever he tries to sit beside you on the bank of the river, you get up and leave. When he wants to walk with you through the forest you speed up... He almost questions whether its something wrong with him?

🍀 Asks his dad for advice but all his dad really tells him is to be persistent. Reminds him about how you have to wait all summer for an evening primrose to bloom and how even when it does, if you blink youll probably miss it... Tells him to be patient so patient Bonnie is.

🍀 He keeps sitting down beside you, trying to walk with you, talking to you at every opportunity.

🍀 When the other lads tease you he acts as your fierce protector, even though you never once asked him to be.

🍀 Brings you wildflowers every day. Actually serenades you which reallyyy embarrasses you but also makes you blush and giggle, which bonnie finds to be too sweet to ignore, and so is encouraged to sing to you again and again.

🍀 Sits with you by the fire and talks to you about things but doesn't force you to talk back. One night he asks if he can brush your hair for you and you nod, you only manage the word "please" but that's enough for him. He beams back at you and then brushes your hair so carefully. Hes so gentle with you.

🍀 You were always intimidated by him because youd seen his fights and youd seen how cocky he could be, but the more time he spends with you the more you begin to realise hes really quite sweet and gentle.

🍀When you realise just how much you like him you lose your confidence all over again, you cant look at him without blushing, you shake when youre near him.

🍀 "You're cold aren't you, here flower have my jacket..." "No m'fine really don't..." "You're shivering y/n, look," he draws a line along your wrist and his touch gives you goosebumps.

🍀 The first time you kiss youre both really shy, he's blushing almost as much as you are. Its one of those sweet, yearning moments.

🍀 But after that, once he knows youre his, he's always stealing little kisses, always making excuses to touch you.

🍀 Has a habbit of running up behind you and tackling you, bundling you up in his arms so you can't escape. He loves how you laugh and bury your face in his shirt to hide away because hes making you go all shy again.

🍀 Does take great boyish pleasure in torturing you, making you get flustered, sometimes teasing you relentlessly until you very nearly almost cry and he has to wrap you up in his arms and soothe you apogising for taking his joke too far. He doesnt do it often, mostly its just gentle teasing, and you usually get all the cuddles and kisses and sweet things whispered in your ear anyway.

🍀 "Don't go shy on me again little dove, you know you don't need to be nervous with me..."

🍀 When youre so shy youre talking in that whispered barely there voice, he'll hold both your hands and whisper back, he'll talk really soft and quiet with you and then after a little while he'll lean in even closer and say something like "hey y/n... Why are we whispering?" always trying to make you giggle.

🍀 Loves taking care of you, loves to make you laugh so that you feel care free and lose your self conciousness every once in a little while. Always calling you beautiful, always reminding you youre the prettiest girl in the world. Tells you how precious you are ten times a day because he cant stand the thought that you might doubt yourself for even a second.

🍀 You being so shy and delicate brings out his possesive side in the sheets. He likes to go on top, pin you down and fuck you firm and gentle. Pushes his forhead to yours and tells you to look at him, wants to see your eyes when he makes you cum, wants you to hold his gaze when youre cumming together so he can tell you all about how precious and good you are. How youre his sweet girl. Loves that you really flush when he undresses you, loves the self concious flutter of your lashes. Youre like a little doe.

🍀 He has 100% socked numerous boys who have flirted with you and made you uncomfortable, or teased you and embarassed you before. Bonnie is one possesive boy when it comes to his precious girl.

Isaiah

🐀Like John he enjoys teasing you far too much and the more shy you get the worse it gets.

🐀Finds it both funny and adorable how you clam up whenever hes near, how you cant speak. Sometimes hes noticed you actually holding your breath when hes been near you which has quite honestly delighted him.

🐀 He likes how much power he has over you. Enjoys how tortured you seem to be in his presence.

🐀 So he'll purposefully invade your personal space just to admire you struggle. Youre so pretty when you blush and shiver nervously. He thinks its cute that your hands tremble when hes in your proximity.

🐀 And he really, really loves telling you to speak up when youre talking to him. He asks you questions just so he can tell you to speak up. He'll pretend he hasnt heard you even when he has just to torture you...

🐀But its all for a good cause and whenever he gets you alone he turns his charm offensive up to the max. You can't refuse him.. How could you? Youre so attracted to him its embarrassing but its especially embarrassing because youre not just shy, youre naive... You don't actually know what he wants from you

🐀So he has to tell you, plain and simple, he has to spell it out for you

🐀And your face when he does, well, its such a pretty picture he wants to remember it forever, the flush in your cheeks, scarlet, torn between scandalised and curious.

🐀You let him take you under his wing, he calls you his little girl and you are through and through. He won't let anyone else flirt with you, will answer for you... Unless hes trying to torture you, in which case he'll fix you with a mischievous little smile and tease an answer out of you, "well speak up lovely, we're all waiting for your answer..."

🐀In the bedroom hes just as bad, he likes forcing you to tell him what you want, even though its torturous for you, even though it makes you unbearably shy and awkward. He loves watching you struggle and he adores the way your voice trembles when you finally start confessing to him.

🐀And hes not cruel, once you ask him nicely he always gives you what you want.

🐀Always has an arm around your waist, his hand holding your hip when youre in public. People know you're his and that they should be very careful when they talk to you. Because even though he likes to torture you, only hes allowed to.

Michael

☘️ Feels an instinctive need to protect you from Isaiah because that man is relentless when it comes to teasing pretty girls like you who get so flustered and speechless in the presence of men like him.

☘️ Tries to force you out of your shell by being commanding with you.

☘️ "Remember what we agreed love, you look at me when youre talking to me and..." waiting patient but stern for you to finish his sentence like hes already made you repeat for him. "And..." you trail off raising your thumb to your lips to bite the tip nervously.

☘️ Michael taking your hand in his and returning it down to your side. Him holding it there whilst you look up at him wide eyed and still struggling with your words...

☘️ "Come on love I'm getting impatient..." he's so stern with you but only because he wants to help you grow more confident... And also a little bit because he secretly likes to watch you shrink away and shiver at his more demanding ways, "finish your sentence..."

☘️ Rewards you when you finally manage to speak, youre always being smothered in affection when you do well for him.

☘️ "Thats my girl, well done love,"

☘️ Flirts with you in public but only occasionally, most of the time hes too busy playing the protective hero to try and tease you himself... Besides, he likes to think hes a gentleman, the place for that kind of play is in private.

☘️ Speaks on your behalf, orders on your behalf, won't even leave you to say your name to someone who asks for it. He will always talk for you, always step up to cover for you in conversation. Hes loyal like that both because he cares about you and also because he sees you as his delicate little possession who needs preserving.

☘️ Spoils you with gifts, especially dresses, jewelery and lingerie because he enjoys watching you try them on, enjoys making you model them for him because you usually get shy and try to hide yourself from him... And he usually manages to flirt his way into undressing you and exposing you completely.

☘️ Its a vicious cycle which ends with you being completely naked and vulnerable, which makes you all the more shy which makes you all the more vulnerable. Which Michael really fucking loves.

☘️ Will lean in and whisper lewd questions to you in public just to watch you choke on your drink.

☘️ Youre so innocent and he wants to corrupt you bad. He really likes to turn his shy little sweetheart into a needy mess. He too loves to command you in the bedroom, make you perform for him.

☘️ But he also likes to be careful with you, make sure you really do feel comfortable with him and in the end this ends up empowering you to be really vulnerable with him without being scared of him.

☘️ Which leads to some life changing events between the sheets.

#peaky blinders headcanon #peaky blinders imagine #Tommy shelby x reader #Arthur shelby x reader #Bonnie gold x reader #Isaiah jesus x reader #John shelby x reader #Alfie solomans x reader

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fahbev · 1 year

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Unstoppable Force Meets Immovable Object pt2

Pt 1: https://www.tumblr.com/bahfev/715070691717840896/unstoppable-force-meets-immovable-object?source=share

(Guys idk how do that thing where the link is words can someone explain?)

“Right, I forgot why I was here. It definitely wasn’t for a drink.” Yal-sre stood up, seeming much more intimidating than when Sophia had approached them.

“Oh.” The bartender backed away farther, making themself smaller as well, “Is there anything else I can get you?”

“Actually, Aolli, I think there is. If you come with me out back, there are some answers I’d like to order.”

The bartender - scratch that - Aolli gulped, and dipped their head. Sophia was again impressed by the very Earthly body language. “Coming right up, Sir.”

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“Hoooh, this just got interesting!” Sofia stood up.

“Sophia, you needn’t follow.”

“Actually, I do need follow. No way I’m just sitting here bored outta my mind while you deal with your drama outside.”

“You’ll only scare them.”

“What was it you just told me again? They’re already scared of you no matter what. Come on, if it’s information you need I can be the ‘bad cop’.”

“Exactly! I am scary enough on my own; I don’t wish to be cruel. You being there is excessive. You can’t follow.”

“Yes I can. Unless... you want to try to stop me? I’m always up for a challenge,” Sophia grinned and cracked her knuckles. Aolli seemed to pick up on her show of aggression and whimpered. So odd, when Aolli was so clearly not Earthling. Yal-sre seemed more to notice her words themselves as a threat.

“You’re right. I can’t stop you. Aolli, come with me. Sophia, do what you will.” Yal-sre ushered Aolli toward the door. Sophia followed in suit.

“Now that’s what I like to hear.” Chatter began full force as soon as the space orcs left the bar.

“Please- I swear I- I’ll tell you everything I know just please don’t hurt me!” Aolli shrank into a ball on the ground, paws over head.

“Listen, I won’t hurt you-“

“I will!” Sophia interjected.

“-Sophia, stop. I just want to know where my sisters are.”

“Ooooooooo, you took their sisters? You should be more careful who you mess with.”

“I don’t know! I don’t know where they are, I swear!”

“Liar,” Sophia accused.

“You took them away,” Yal-sre continued. “I watched you double check the locks and cart them off like animals. Where are they?”

“I don’t know! I’m telling you! I was just following orders, and I don’t work for them anymore! I’m- I’m a bartender now!”

“Good for you; that’s not what I asked.”

“So,” Sophia crouched down in front of Aolli, “You gonna spill the beans? Or do I have to squeeze them out of you one by one?” Aolli squeaked. How pathetic.

“Beans?” Yal-sre asked.

“Yes, beans. Spill.”

“I- I can tell you where I took them, but they won’t be there anymore.”

“How do you know that?” Yal-sre asked.

“It wasn’t a permanent location, it was more of a- like a trade center! I just took them there and handed them off to someone else. I don’t know where that person took them!”

“Dammit!” Yal-sre tensed in... anger? Frustration? Fear? “Do you know... can you at least tell me if they’re alive?” Yal-sre’s voice softened. Sophia stood back up.

Aolli uncurled themself a little; “I don’t know, I’m sorry. They should be alive, but I haven’t heard anything of your sisters since I handed them off. I can’t guarantee nothing’s happened.” Yal-sre stepped back, and hunched their posture. “I’m sorry,” Aolli repeated.

“No you aren’t.”

“Yes, I am. I- yes I’m scared of you, but that’s not why I’m apologizing. I really do regret my past. I’ve done shitty things, but we used to be friends and I still care about you.” Aolli did sound genuine, but-

“What? You used to be their friend? That’s a betrayal if I’ve ever seen one!”

“I know! I know! I’m sorry!” Aolli flinched back into their protective ball.

“It’s...” Yal-sre said, “... a little more complicated than that. But in essence, yes.”

“Damn.” Sophia turned to Aolli, “HEY BITCH!” she grabbed their shoulders and began to shake them forcefully, “WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?”

“AIEAISAIEOAI-!”

“Sophia stop!” Yal-sre reached out as if to stop her by force, but seemed to think better of it. Their words did the trick, though. Sophia huffed and shoved Aolli backwards into the wall before stepping back. Aolli continued to whimper and shrank impossibly smaller.

“We’ll get your sisters back.”

“What?”

“We’ll find them.”

“What if they’re already dead?”

Sophia scoffed; “It’s gonna take a hell of a lot to kill a rragletatch. Plus, Aolli said they should be alive, it’s dumb to assume someone is dead just because you haven’t seen them in awhile. We’ve gotta assume they’re alive.”

“You say ‘we’.”

“Yes, I’m helping you. Whether you like it or not.”

“Why?”

“I’m bored.”

“That’s a really bad reason to make big commitments to dangerous things, but ... thank you? I don’t... even know where to start.” Yal-sre looked down at the floor.

“I’ve got an idea...” Sophia gave Aolli a wicked grin. Aolli looked up from their flinch-ball position, before reading her expression and tucking themself back.

“Aolli can tell us where they last saw your sisters, and we can start asking questions around there.”

“I- it’s fshhhhAK: Naychshhh on planet Nayerzwu. That’s where I dropped them off.” Sophia pulled out her mobile device and enabled dictation. “Set route for fshhhAK: Naychshhh: Nayerzwu.”

“You may have mistyped your search, fshhhAK: Naychshhh: Nayerzwu does not exist. Would you like to see similarly named cities in Naychshhh: Nayerzwu?”

Sophia gripped her device like a boa constrictor killing its prey. She glared daggers. “You lied.”

“NO, NO, NO! I didn’t lie! It’s just not on any maps, it’s uncharted! Off the books! That’s why it was used as the centerpoint for the illicit stuff, they knew we wouldn’t be caught in a place that ‘didn’t exist’!”

“LIAR!” Sophia roared.

“Eeeek!”

“Now, wait, Sophia-” Yal-sre interrupted, “That does sound plausible. They could be telling the truth.”

“Fine. Give us precise directions, and we’ll see.” Sophia loomed over Aolli.

“I- I don’t think I can. Most of the way there is also uncharted. I was shown the way there by someone, and I remember my way mostly by my senses than anything else. I’m not lying I swear! Please don’t hurt me!”

“Are you definitely, 100% certain you’re not lying?” Sophia just had to make sure.

“Yes! 100%! Please believe me!”

“Okay. Then you are going to take us there.” Sophia said.

“...”

“... what?”

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guys i’m not good at editing. If there’s any parts where you can’t tell who’s speaking, please tell me!

#humans are space orcs #humans are terrifying #OC: Aolli #OC: Yal-Sre #OC: Sophia #they actually did good-cop/bad-cop lmao #Yal-sre is the good cop #Sophia is the bad-cop #Aolli iis the poor innocent victim #except maybe not so innocent hm??#idk #not sure what the backstory is yet #i haven’t planned this #so I’m figuring it out while you are #what’s with Aolli’s body language?#I’m foreshadowing but im not exactly sure what im foreshadowing yet #what does it do when you click your tags #and they turn blue?#idk how tumblr works #im new here #okay but imagine being Aolli #Sophia and Yal-sre are kinda used to chaos #but Aolli’s just a bartender #like imagine #a moose and a hippo walk into a bar #You must serve the hippo alcohol #and the moose wants to take you to a secluded location #and the hippo follows #and then they do a whole interrogation #and force you to atone for your deepest regrets

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heartsumu · 2 years

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PRO GAMER MSBY VS THEIR PRO GAMER GF

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

Has a grimace all the time

24/7 narrowed judgemental eyes

He isn't the type to talk a lot while he streams games. He's a focused pro gamer. Don't disturb him if you don't wanna be mince meat

There are rare moments when he gets so deep into the game that Sakusa loses his cool and his language becomes comparable to Atsumu's and his volume to Bokuto's

You always make sure to record such rare occasions and post random clips of them when Omi is being particularly snarky online

"Ugh... Why am I even playing with these shitheads..."

"Y/n is literally the only reason I'm tolerating these scums"

"God help me I don't want to go to jail this young— GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE ATSUMU! GET YOUR FUCKING DISGUSTING AVATAR OFF MY FUCKING HOUSEE BEFORE I KILL YOU FOR REALLLL!!"

"Huh? Where is y/n? I saw them a second ago—" *sfx: bomb blasts* "fuck— sHOYO WE ARE UNDER ATTACK DONT U FUCKING DARE DIE THIS EARLY!" *sfx: atsumu mourning hinata's death from the other side* "oh hell nah," slams the buttons on the controller, "shit is going down, y/n. You better run"

HINATA SHOYO

Lots of screaming

Scaredy cat. He's also scared of the Minecraft zombies ffs

Is the first to die in anything. Manages to somehow die in 'Human Fall Flat' all by himself-

He usually sees you as his anchor, his safe place. And he sticks to you in every game. So imagine how betrayed he felt when you turned out to be the imposter and killed him off in the first fucking round of 'Among Us'

Now that he knows that he can't trust you anymore, all he does is start running around like a headless chicken, regardless of the game. Omi has had his try in teaching him the games, and thanks to that Shoyo's gamer career is looking brighter than expected. Especially since he has the ambition and drive to win once he's actually settled down

"O-OMI-KUN... WAS IT THE RIGHT BITTON? NONONONO IT WAS THE LEFT- THE LEFT YEAH, thank fish I thought I was going to die— NOOOOO! Y/N!!! NO STOP ATTACKING ME!!!" *sfx: y/n cackling noises*

"Alright, calm down. Calm down Shoyo you can get them in the next round. Yes next round."

"FUCK YOU Y/N! STOP CHASING ME AROUND!!! TARGET SOMEONE ELSE!!! LEAVE ME ALOOONEEEE!!! PLEASE!!!!"

"Ok, arms first then y/n. Arms, then y/n. Arms, y/n." *sfx: game starting, battle sounds* "Yoshha! Cornered them! Y/N-SAAAN!! HOW ARE YOUU?" *sfx: shoyo shooting y/n* "WHAT DID YOU SAY?? DIDN'T HEAR YOU FROM UP HERE! OH? FUCK ME? BUT YOU ALREADY DID—" *sfx: shooting noises* "I- OMI-KUN! WHY WOULD YOU KILL ME? WE SRE IN THE SAME TEAM! *sfx: omi hissing from the other side "keep it pg idiot"*

BOKUTO KOUTARO

Screaming x100

Loud yelling noises regardless if he's winning or losing

Actually kinda good if you ignore all the god forsaken cackling noises

Has the best and most unintentional big-brain moments among all of MSBY. Like, he would be the jester and call for impromptu meeting without anyone dying. Which leads to everyone voting him out just because he was being annoying. And voila! Victory to the jester!

He loves tailing you. Like you don't even have to act suspicious, he's already turned off the lights and is right behind you, creepily laughing into his mike and telling his stream all that he could be doing to you right now *sfx: bonks to every dirty-minded reader*

"HEY HEY HEY!!! HOW IS EVERYONE DOING? WE ARE PLAYING AMONG US TODAY! WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE TO TAIL Y/N WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT!"

"Shh... We gotta be quiet, people, be silent in the chats you guys, we can't alert them of our presence... Wait where are they? WAIT— WAIT, NO! Y/N COME BACK HERE WHERE ARE YOUU?" *sfx: y/n killing bokuto and self-reporting* "Y/N YOU LITTLE CHEATER! I HATE YOU!!!"

*whispering to the chat*"just kidding I love them so much... even if they kill me so ruthlessly"

"Guys guys guys I have a plan. Wanna hear?" *sfx: cricket noises* "OH COME ON GUYS! I SWEAR IT'S GONNA BE FUN!"

ATSUMU MIYA

Is very popular among gaming enthusiasts

His chat is filled with people gushing over his looks and gaming skills. It's too much of an ego boost for him, and you are more than happy to help de-ego him a bit by beating his ass

Funniest stream out of the four players. He's always doing something to spice things up

Will have small side missions for himself while he plays, small things he decides with his viewers before starting the games.

Screaming + cussing + flirting (he needs to up his game but that's for another day)

"Hey people! How is it going? Hope all are getting their asses busted like they should be heh. Welcome to yet another stream! We are gonna decide what mission I should be doing for this game. Wanna send in some suggestions?"

"Oooh found a nice one. So today's mission will be— 'get y/n to say I love you, tsumu'. Sounds pretty easy but you guys know how my y/n has a stick up their ass dontcha?"

*sfx: game starting and mindless chatter, atsumu's avatar walks up to yours* "Babe..." *sfx: y/n- "hmm? what's up tsumu? you sound sad"* "Nah, its nothing. I'm just feeling really dull today. Just needed a hug." *sfx: y/n- "aww c'mere tsumtsum" your avatar jumps over his in a makeshift virtual hug* "Thanks babe. I love you" *sfx: y/n- "I love you too tsumu"*

"YASS!! DID YALL HEAR THAT? THEY SAID IT HAHAJJAHAHAHH THAT WAS SO FUCKING EASY!" *sfx: angry y/n cussing* "Hahahah, sorry y/n it was my mission for the day. But it was fun hehe, we should do this again."

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vicsdeangelis · 2 years

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NO BECAUSE YOU GOT MY MIND RUNNING BFF, ETHAN FINGERING YOU WHILE MAKING FUN OF HOW NEEDY YOU SRE ALL THE TIME, THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO DO ANYTHING, HIS EXISTENCE ALONE GETS YOUR PUSSY DRIPPING OH MY GOD

the sound of ethan's groans as he came inside your mouth were sinful, and the tight grip on your hair keeping you in place as he rode out his high made your thighs rub together as if they had a mind of their own.

when he let go of you, he smiled that sweet smile of his. ethan's hand traveled from your hair to your cheek, caressing it softly, and you leaned into his palm, enjoying any physical affection he was willing to give you.

he held out his other hand, helping you to your feet, wasting no time in joining your lips. the kiss was slow and tender, like he wanted you to feel how much he loved you. you sighed against him.

"you were so good," he said, the same smile appearing on his face again. it made you want to chuckle, how he looked so adorable, treated you so tenderly, just a few moments after having your mouth around his cock, his hips thrusting into you until you choked and drooled and tears gathered on your eyes.

"yeah?" you bit your lip, kissing his neck. his hands flew to your waist immediately, the sigh of pleasure leaving his lips only spurring you on.

"so fucking good," his words came out as a moan, your thighs rubbing together once more at the sound of it.

he felt you moving, felt the harsher bites and longer licks on his skin. felt your hands lightly scratching his chest. he knew those signs, and the smile that graced his gorgeous face was different this time.

"oh, is my puppy horny already?" he whispered in your ear. you whimpered, nodding frantically against his neck. his fingers made a quick work of lowering your panties just enough for his fingers to have easy access to you.

he traced your pussy with the tips of his fingers, feeling you already soaked. you let out a pathetic high pitched moan.

"look at you," he said, his lips still glued to your ear. "so fucking wet," his fingers spread the slick all over your cunt. "tell me why."

you bit his shoulder, a whimper dying in your throat, your hands on his biceps, nails digging into his skin leaving marks you knew would still be there the next day.

you felt a sharp pain on one of your ass cheeks, the sound almost echoing through the room. the sudden hit made your hips rock forward, your pussy sliding over his fingers.

this time you couldn't muffle your noises.

"i asked you a question." you felt his hands massaging the stinging flesh. "does having my cock in your mouth make you so wet, hm? do you like it when i fuck your throat, puppy? is that it?"

your "yes" in response was breathy and low. you could feel yourself dripping down your thighs, wetting ethan's hands even more. his fingers moved slowly on your pussy, way too slow, but he was enough to make your head spin, no matter what.

"who would have thought my good girl was such a little slut."

that was all the warning you had before he pushed a finger inside, meeting no resistance.

"more," you pleaded. his name came out in chants from your lips as he added another finger, moving them mercilessly in and out of you.

"you're so fucking easy," he said. the sound echoing in the room was wet and loud, and he felt himself starting to get hard again. "i had barely touched you, and look at the mess you made. my beautiful little whore."

you pulled his face into yours, your mouths meeting in a hungry kiss. there was no finesse to it, no technique; only pure desire.

his fingers fucked you harder and harder with each thrust. "are you always this wet, baby? always wanting me to take you however i want? always so desperate for me?"

your shouted your answer, the yes falling from your lips as his fingers reach the right spot inside of you.

"i. i want you–fuck, harder, please," you started rambling, giving him what he wanted, letting him know just how crazy he made you, just how much your body was his. "all the fucking time. i want you all the time. oh my god."

"so fucking needy, aren't you? never satisfied. bet you could take my cock all day long. bet you'd fucking love it too."

his long fingers moved at a rapid pace, hitting the right spot every time. you felt your body starting to tingle.

"yes, yes. please, i need you, i need your cock all the time. i'm so–so fucking close, please."

he mumbled something you didn't particularly catch, your ears starting to ring with the nearing of your orgasm. you threw your head back, letting your loudest moan yet be ripped from your throat as ethan kept working your wet pussy.

"let it go, puppy," he sounded gentler now, like the act was close to an end. "cum on my fingers, c'mon."

with his permission, you felt a wave of pleasure crashing over you. you held onto him for dear life, afraid you might fall otherwise, as your legs uncontrollably shook underneath you. one of his arms wrapped around your waist, holding you to him, keeping you safe from harm, as his fingers slowly decreased their speed. he felt your cunt clenching around them, and he closed his eyes, breathing heavy as he wished it was his cock inside of you instead.

#on tonight's episode of i don't know how to end things djndsjdjj #late night blurbs #ask

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i-is-a-fan-weeb · 3 years

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first off:Happy Birthday Percy!! And second:thank you to @percydarling for giving me the inspo for my first fic here! So here we go(also i set this in Percy's fourth year so yea) also TW in the tags

Penny walked into the empty Great Hall and spotted Percy sitting at the end of what is normally the Slytherin table,reading on of his many books on mythology.

"Hi Percy! What mythology sre you reading today?" Penny plumped down next to Percy

"Chinese." Percy simply replied,not looking up.

Percy has always been into mythology,ever since his Uncle Gideon brought a book on Greek myths when he was 4 and Percy read it while Gideon,Fabion and Molly talked downstairs. After that,the onky thing Percy wanted for his birthday and Christmas was a book on Greek mythology,before he branched out to other mythologies and muggle religions when he was 10. Then he asked for books on any myths and religion(Arthur got him an actual Bible on his 11th).

This year,Penny,Oliver and Marcus were planning to do more than that.

"Ooo,Chinese. You're so lucky your parents let you read mythology and explore other religions at home." Penny always complained about not being able to read mythology at home because her parent were over-religious muggles and it took her mother everything to not have her father disown her for being a witch. Penny also wasn't allowed to visit or write any of her friends over breaks either.

Out of nowhere,Oliver and Marcus sat down across from Percy and Penny.

"Hey Perce." Oliver took one hand away from Percy's boom and kissed the knuckles. Then he took the book away from Percy.

"Hey!" Percy cried out,reaching for his book,but Oliver,whose much faster,managed to keep it away.

"Na-ahhh. You're not getting this back until we're done." Oliver said,closing the book shut(but not before taking Percy's bookmark and putting it in Percy's place in the book)

"Done with what?" Percy asked,narrowing his eyes at his friends(and boyfriend)

"We have sonething to ask you." Marcus said

"If it's about me being tiebraker for whatever Quidditch match is coming up,the answer will always be no." Percy said,slowly sitting back down.

"What? No. The next Quidditch match is in November." Oliver said increduosly

"We wanted to ask you if you're ok with surprises." Penny tiredly said,already done with Oliver.

"Huh?" Percy asked,confused by this.

"Are you ok with surprises?" Marcus questioned,bored.

"Um,yeah I guess. I live with Fred and George so I got used to surprises pretty early on." Percy suspiciously said.

"Cool." Marcus said,before getting up and leaving,Oliver and Penny following behind.

Percy looked after them confused,before leaving himself.

A week passes,and Oliver comes into his and Percy's dorm,with two random people.

"Hello Penny,Marcus." Percy greeted his friends who are under the influence of Polyjuice.

"Come on." the boy on the right-who is Marcus-said inpatiently.

"Wha-"Percy didn't even get to finish his sentence before the girl on the left-who is Penny-grabbed his arm and pulled him downstairs,followed by Marcus and Oliver.

"Where are we going?" Percy asked as he got dragged by Penny

"You'll see." Oliver whispered in ear teasingly,kissing his cheek.

"Can you save all that romantic sh!t for when you are alone?" Marcus asked.

"Oh shut up."Oliver said said

"All of you shut up!" Penny whisper-shouted,and ponted to Filch and Mrs.Norris up ahead of them.

"The h3ll are we doing?!" Percy whisper-shouted back.

"Shhhh!!" Penny shushed him,and threw out what Percy presumed to be a dungbomb at Filch and his cat.

The dungbomb exploded and Filch and the cat ran away,Filch yelling about who knows what,Mrs.Norris yowling.

"Ok,coast is clear." Penny gestured,and she,Percy(still being dragged by Penny),Oliver and Marcus went in the direction Filch was previously(covering their noses) and out the grand doors.

"Where are we going?" Percy choked out,struggling to get his inhalor out of his pocket*

"I said you'll see." Oliver offhandedly replied

The four of them were walking out towards...Hogsmead?

"Why are we going towards Hogsmead? It's not even close to December!" Percy asked Penny,who didn't give him an answer.

Penny stopped outside of the Three Broomsticks,the Polyjuice finally worn off.

Penny dragged them inside(but not after Marcus took another small dose of Polyjuice).

"Hello,Madame Rosemerta!" Penny gleefully greeted

"Hello,youngsters. Your room is ready,and so are your guests." Madame Rosemerta said,vaguely gestering upstairs,before retreatingto the back room.

"What does she mean by that?" Percy asked,fed up with them keeping these secrets. No one gave him an answer,instead they went upstairs and went all the way down the hall to the very last room.

Marcus went up,the Polyjuice now officially worn off,and knocked some sort of special code.

A little boy with light brown hair and big brown eyes opened the door.

"Hey! We've been waiting!" Cedric Diggory held the door open,and Percy saw birthday decorations,a cake on the table in the middle and a bunch of presents in a corner.

"W-what?" Percy asked quietly.

Penny,Marcus,and Oliver went up and joined Cedric and Adrien Pucey around the table,and they alk started singing "Happy Birthday".

Percy just stood there amazed and confused.

"But-but it's not my birthday?" Percy dazedly said

"We know its not you birthday,which is why we did this!" Adrien said

"We wanted to do something for you because we can't celebrate with you." Cedric said excitedly

"So,you all snuck out of the castle and risked getting expelled,for 𝘮𝘦?" Percy asked

"You act as if we haven't done it before." Marcus snorted

"Yeah,but that's different. Penny and I know which rules to break and how to break them. This is breaking who know how many rules,and Cedric is only a First year,he can't get expelled already." Percy protested.

"Just sit your cute a$$ down and eat some cake." Oliver grabbed Percy by the wrist and sat him down around the table.

"Madame Rosemerta said she'll cover us,as long as we pay for the Butterbeer." Cedric said

"What about this room?" Percy asked

"Madame Rosemerta said we could use it anytine we wanted,no charge unless we damage something." Penny said

"So you and lover boy over here can do what you want behind closed doors." Marcus added

"We have a dorn for that." Oliver countered

"Ew!" Adrien and Cedric exclaimed at the same time

"This is a private room Percy,no one except us and whoever we want to invite can come in." Penny quickly explained

"So,this is some sort of late birthday treat-for me?" Percy asksd quietly

"Yes for you." Oliver said,kissing his boyfriends cheeks

"Can you not do that while I'm here?" Adrien asked,while Cedric stuck out his toungue in disgust.Oliver rolled his eyes.

All of them had a good time eating cake and drinking Butterbeer.

"Here." Oliver handed a gift to Percy.

"What is it?" Percy asked after opening thebpresent which turned out to be a sort of old book.

"It's a Qu'ran. It's another muggle religion book." Oliver explained. Percy's pale,icy blue orbs widened in excitement,almost childlike.

"Here! Here's mine!" Pennt excitedly gave Percy another book-shaped present. Percy opened it,and it turned out to be a empty notebook,with a dark purple cover.

"I put a charm on it,so we can all communicate without having to tire our owls! And I can talk to you all over breaks!" Penny was practically jumping on the tips of her toes in excitement

"Perfect!" Percy exclaimed,and looked up to see everyone pulled out colorful notebooks;Marcus had a dark red,Oliver's was bright green,Penny's was a cheerful yellow,Adrien's was a deep pink and Cedric's was a dark blue.

Percy opened up the rest of the presents-Marcus got him two books,one on how to get away with mûrd3r and the other on how to hide a body.Cedric got him a book on how to speak Latin,a book on how to speek Greek and a book on Russian folklore. Adrien had gotten him a book on Italian myths and superstitions.

"Thank you. Thank you guys so much."

"Don't mention it." Marcus wrapped his arm around Percy,giving the ginger a small grin.

"No,seriously don't mention this to anyone. We can't let the whole castle know that us Slytherins are hanging out with the all of you." Adrien said in a serious yet still sad tone.

"And Fred and George would go the extra 10 miles to make Percy's life even more miserable than the already do." Oliver said grimly

"Enough of this sadness! It's Percy's late birthday and we are going to celebrate it happily!" Penny stomped.

Everyone murmered their agreements and went back to celebrating Percy.

They stayed for another hour before they decided to leave.

As Cedric and Adrien downstairs,Oliver,Percy,Penny and Marcus stayed behind.

"Soo,you wanna do a slumber party?" Marcus asked

"Ok!" Percy exclaimed giddily.

"Who's turn is it?" Penny asked.

"I think it our turn." Oliver gestured to him and Percy

"Ok." Marcus said simply and went downstairs,Penny following him. Leaving Percy and Oliver alone.

"We should-" Percy was cut off by Oliver smashing his lips onto Percys. Percy was at first in shock,but quckly melted into the kiss. The two boys stayed like that for what felt like forever before Oliver slowly pulles away,not really wanting to let go.

"Happy birthday,Percy." Oliver said,putting his face into the taller boys chest.

"Thank you." Percy murmered into the Keepers soft,brown hair.

"Ahem." Oliver and Percy quickly jumped away from each other at the sudden sound,but relaxed when it was only Madame Rosemerta leaning against the doorframe.

"I know you two have hormones and stuff,but please not in my private rooms." She said

Both boys muttered their apologies and quickly walked out

"You forgot your presents!" Madame Rosemerta called out. Oliver quickly ran back up the stairs and ran back down with Percy's gifts.

"Thank you for letting us use this room!" Percy called up to Madame Rosemerta

"Of course! I know what it's like having to hide a relationship!" Rosemerta called down from inside the room.

Percy and Okiver walked the rest of the way back down the stairs and met Penny and Marcus outside.

"What did you think,Perce?" Penny asked,now her and Marcus back to their Polyjuice forms.

"It was great. Honestly,thank you." Percy said gratefully.

"No problem. We know ever since Fred and George took the spotlight,your birthday has been forgotten about." Marcus said grimly.

"What did I say about sadness today!" Penny stomped her foot angrily in the ground.

The four walked back to the castle in a comfortabke silence,snuck back in with no problems and manage to get into Gryffindor tower with out a hitch.

"Here." Percy handed Penny and Marcus some spare pajamas that they all kept in their dorms for whenevr they have sleepovers.

After Penny and Marcus changed and brought out the blow-up matresses that they also keep in their dorms,they all stayed up late and talked and ate some junk food and got drunk off of Firewhisky and Brandy that their House Elf friend Dottie had brought. They stayed up and laughed and had a great time. They all eventually fell asleep at different times(Marcus being the lightweight he is fell asleep first).

Percy will never forget that day.

*Ok so i headcannon Percy to have allergic asthma(if u dont know what that is look it up,i aint google) and that he has like a crap ton of allergies bc who else doesnt like torturing their comfort character? Also before anyone asks,i do have a headcannon that a student that was way before Molly and Arthurs time,much less Percys,also had asthma but couldnt bring her inhalor bc it was muggle technology,so she petitioned for muggle health devices be allowed into hogwarts,and evetually they were allowed but only for health purposes. Im not telling you who that student is tho hehe.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY WEASLEY! And once again thanks to @percydarling for giving me this suggestion!

#harry potter #percy weasley x oliver wood #percy weasley #happy birthday percy weasley #cedric diggory #adrien pucey #penny clearwater #penelope clearwater #marcus flint #madame rosemerta #the three broomsticks #perciver #my first fic on here!!#not my first fic ever but my first fic here on tumblr dot com!!

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about-corpse · 3 years

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Incorrect Quotes 6

Jack: what´s a dilemma?

Dean: Well... Lets suppose you're in bed

Dean: On your left there's a beautiful naked woman and on your right a naked gay guy

Dean: to whom do you turn your back?

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Sam: Dean, I know you like Mario Kart but, please, let Gabriel win

Dean: no, he needs to learn how to lose

Sam: NO, YOU DON'T UNDESTAND

Gabriel:

Gabriel: WHO THE FUCK USED THE BLUE SHELL?!

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Lucifer: I know...

Lucifer: It feels like I don't care

Lucifer: But deep inside...

Lucifer: I still don't care

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Dean: Cas, do you want to know how to get a gay name?

Castiel: no, that sounds stupid

Dean: just hear me out

Dean: so, you take your first name

Castiel: yeah?

Dean: and then you take my last name

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Sam: my sweet Gabriel, good evening

Gabriel: WHAT?!

Gabriel: sweet=sugar

Gabriel: sugar=weight

Gabriel: weight=cow

Gabriel: cow=whale

Gabriel: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M FAT?!

Sam: what the-

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Sam: what are you doing, Cas?

Castiel: nothing much, just eating a burger

Sam: What?

Sam: How can you eat that? Do you know it used to breath?

Castiel: you know that plants breathe too, right?

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Dean: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY CAS CAN'T SEE MORE THAN A FRIEND IN ME

Sam: maybe you should flirt with him?

Dean: I TRY, BUT NOTHING WORKS! You'll see

Dean: hey Cas, I really like your trenchcoat

Castiel: ...

Castiel: I'm araid it's not for sale...

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Sam: can you tell me why did you call me

Sam: AT 3 AM

Gabriel: it's really urgent

Gabriel: I NEED YOU

Sam: for?

Gabriel: ever

Sam: FUCK YOU

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Charlie: Okay Dean, last question

Charlie: do you prefer men or women?

Dean: death

Charlie: Dean, are you okay?

Dean: no

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Sam: I think I'm gonna do something stupid...

Gabriel: I am stupid

Gabriel: DO ME

Sam: why are you like this?

Gabriel:

Sam:

Sam: I'll see you at 9pm

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Lucifer: it's none o your business

Michael: gosh, you're so rude...

Lucifer: well

Lucifer: Congratulations, Sherlock, did you just find out?

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Gabriel: Guys!! I changed my usual Pizza Order

Castiel: didn't you change it last week as well? What is it, this time?

Gabriel: fried banana bubble gum pizza

Dean: you mama'd your last a mia

Sam: DEAN WHERE SRE YOU GOING WITH THAT GUN

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Adam: I feel like I'm going out of my mind! I continuously forget things...

Michael: babe don't worry, it happens to everyone

Adam: no no, listen, today I was searching for our car keys...

Michael: and you had them in your hand

Adam: Mike, we don't own a car

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Gabriel: this new boy, Sam...

Gabriel: he's definitely my soulmate!

Lucifer: a soulmate...

Lucifer: I think I didn't find mine yet

Gabriel: it's because you're a jerk?

Lucifer: I don't have a soul

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shsl-idol-imagines · 4 years

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hello! I really loved the last one that you did, so I'd like to request again! Can i request either mod for a Kazuichi, Fuyuhiko, and Gundham with an S/O who babysits and they meet the children their S/O babysits? ♡

I can write this one!!! Maybe it'll get me out of my slump, as ive been feeling a lil icky for days, but anyway, Coming right up!! Also when i go to edit the carrd, i will include that i am now writing for most of the SDR2 characters! ~ Mod Sayaka

KAZUICHI, FUYUHIKO, AND GUNDHAM WITH A S/O WHO BABYSITS AND MEETING THE KIDS THEY BABYSIT

KAZUICHI SOUDA

- Kazuichi really wanted to meet the kids you babysat.

- You were always talking about them, and we wanted to learn why they seemed to be so funny to you.

- So after a lot of begging, Your sharp toothed boyfriend was now following you to the house.

- You opened the door, knowing Kazuichi would behave infront of children.

- " I'm here!! " You called out, thuds soon following after. Kazuichi tilted his head. " Are they really that excited to see you?" You just laughed.

- into the room soon ran 4 kids, in a range of ages. Kaz's eyes widened, as he excpected them all to be like toddlers.

- The oldest, 15 years old, tilted their head." Is this your boyfriend? I mean im guessing since-" they continued to mutter to themselfs.

- The youngest, at 6 years old, who was dressing in a Bear onezie, ran up to Kaz. " Hi!!!! My name is Alexi, whats yours??" She asked happily.

- " Uh,, Kazuichi Souda" Kaz anwsered, not excpecting any of them to be so excited to see him.

- The other two, Twins of age 10, smiled. " So you are [ Names] boyfriend!!!" They looked at the oldest who was still talking to theirself.

-" Hey!! Did you hear Him!! He said his name is Kazuichi!!" One of the twins said, and he moved to tap their shoulder.

- After introductions were out of the way, You did your normal babysiting duties with Kaz.

- He seemed to have fun, and so did the kids, So you call this a sucsess!

FUYUHIKO ( i am totally blanking on his name imma edit it later with his last name just wait--)

- He was NOT good with kids.

- Almost everyone knew that. So, he wondered, Why were you taking him to watch the kids you babysat??

- You insisted he come with you. This confused Fuyuhiko beond words.

- But, he was still walkibg quietly behind you.

- " Okay, when i open this door, we have to be very quiet, okay?? And you cant say anything. " You sounded very serious, Fuyuhiko was starting to worry.

-" uh,,,okay i guess??" You nodded and pushed the door open.

- not even a second later, a young, maybe 5 year old girl was at the door.

- " Halt!! State your bissness or be terminated" words were misspronounced, but he got the point.

- "[ Name] i am here to uh,,, help organize the bosses plans" You responded. The girls eyes lit up.

-" [NAME]!!! Hi!! Oh and this is??" She asked, turning to Fuyuhiko.

- " Their boyfriend. " Fuyuhiko answered." Wait you mean!!! The Yakuza one??" You laughed a bit. " I,, only have one boyfriend, Abby."

- She tilted her head." Oh yeah,,, Well, anyway, the boss really wants to meet you!!" And she started leading you two through the house.

- To Fuyuhiko's surpise, the house looked like a Yakuza base. " Wha??" You were quick to answer." These kids have an obbsession with ' Playing Yakuza'.. its a little weird, but their nice one they trust you. And,,,i might have had to tell them about your ties to The Yakuza for them to trust me"

- He just laughed. " Oh. I see." Soon he met ' The boss' and their gaurd. They were just children playing pretend, and Fuyuhiko was happy to play along.

GUNDHAM TANAKA

- " Gundham, please!! You dont need to do this!" You were begging your tall boyfriend. " Of course i do. These mortal children sre causing you distress and pain."

- You sighed. You knew you shouldnt have hold him about how terrible these children were. But you were so exhaused after watching them and it all slipped out, and now Gundham was acompaning you to their house tonight.

- " Please, its fine, its no big-" And, their was a crash in the house. The poor parents came running out" Oh! [ Name] thank god your here!!!" One father said. " Yes we mush get going now!" Said the other as they scrambled into their car.

-" Ah,,,," You sweat dropped." That doesnt seem like ' no big deal'" Gundham said, crossing his arms.

- " ... " you stayed silent as you walked to the door. In a flash, 5 kids had tackled you to the ground." TAP OUT!" One of them cheered, and you did.

- Gundham was already mad, and so he soon spoke up." Foolish Children!! What makes you think you can treat someone as amazing as [ Name] like that??"

- The childrens heads snapped to him. " woah,,,, Your tall.." " And strong looking too!" " He talks funny" " Is that a real scar??" They all commented, And soon the oldest one stood up.

- "well, ya see, their our babysitter, so we can do whatever we wanna. " They said, hands on their hips. " and how are you gonna stop us, huh?"

-" My Four Dark Devas will surely put a stop to you." And, The hamsters were out of the scarf... but, something really unexpected happened

-" Awwweee!!! Are those real hamsters?? That one is sooo fat!! Can i hold him??" The eldest asked excitedly, the others soon following.

- They all decided that Gundham as really cool, and would listen to what he said. And he said to listen to what you said, so soon, your problem was solved!!

- but,,,, You still decided to bring Gundham every time, just in case-

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blackhakumen · 4 years

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Mini Fanfic #471: Fireworks in the Beautiful Night Sky (RWBY)

9:08 p.m. Patch, Outside of Team JNPRO's Residence

Pyrrha: (Amazed at the Fireworks in the Sky While Snuggling Alongside her Lovers) These fireworks..... They've gotten a lot beautiful as of late, hasn't it?

Jaune: (Smiles Softly) Sure is.... It's kinda been a while since any of us sre them.

Pyrrha: Wait....(Turns to the Rest of the Team) You three haven't been able see fireworks at all these past three years?

Nora: (Rubbing the Back of her Head Back and Forth) Yeah....We haven't really gotten the chance see one.

Ren: We were still on a quest to stop Salem at the time. And given all of the events that happened during that quest....It gotten a bit harder for all of us to enjoy a normal holiday.....

Pyrrha: Oh....(Immediately Starts Feeling Bad and Looking Down on the Ground) I see.....

Nora: H-Hey, now! It's okay! There's nothing to worry about, Pyrrha. Really!

Jaune: Yeah! I-I mean, sure, we've been through literal hell and everything, but we've always found a way pull through.

Ren: (Smiles Softly) And it all pays off in end. Even now that you're here with us again.

Pyrrha: (Slowly but Surely Begins to Smile Again) ('Sigh') You guys are right...It hasn't even been a year later and we've already started to become more than just a team or even lovers....We became an actual, loving family.....(Frowns a Little in Worry) Speaking of which, where's Oscar? He's already missing the first half of the show.

Ren: He's in the kitchen. He said he wanted to make us a fresh batch of cookies, almost exactly how Mr. Xiao Long would make for us the last time we visited his home. It's ten minutes later and I'm already starting to get worried....

Jaune: About Kitchen or Oscar?

Ren: ............. Yes.

Nora: (Giggles Softly) Oh, relax, Renny. I'm positive our baby boy is going be okay in there........But if we have to wait another ten minutes, we're getting him out.

Ren: Sounds like a plan.

Pyrrha: (Giggles Softly) It seems we've became doting parents as well.

Nora: (Shrugged) Hey, when you have a farm boi who keeps getting himself to danger, you gotta do what you gotta do to be there for him, ya know?

Ren: (Rolled his Eyes) Nora started the whole "Parenting Role", in case you're wondering.....

Nora: (Pouts at Ren) I love him, okay?!!

Ren: So do all us, Nora.

Pyrrha: (Giggles Softly at her Two Lovers' Quarrel) Guys, c'mon. No fighting.

While the rest of the team were busy messing around, Jaune looks up at the nightly skies, filled with colorful fireworks. All of this while having a soft Smile on his face.

Jaune: Hey....You guys?

NPR: (Immediately Stop What They Were Doing and Turns to Jaune) Hm?

Jaune: Remember the time we all stayed at my parents' house the whole summer?

Nora: ('Gasps') Ah yeah! Remember that! You're entire family took us in and everything!

Pyrrha: (Remembers the Memory Very Fondly) Your mother and father were so kind and caring. Your sisters on the other hand.... (Giggles Softly) were quite a handful.

Nora: Are you kidding? They're were sooooooo much fun to be around!

Jaune: (Rolled his Eyes) For you maybe....

Ren: Are you still thinking about the time they tried to put make-up on the both of us?

Jaune: ('Groans in Annoyance') Yes....I mean, seriously! They been doing this to me ever since we were kids!! It's frustrating!!!

Ren: ('Sigh') Honestly, Jaune. It wasn't that big of deal. Granted, the make-up was a bit too much, but their choice of hairstyle on the other, did leave a pretty decent impression on me.

Jaune: That's because your hair is long and easy to work with! I, on the other hand, had short and shaggy hair. Which means I always end up with those... stupid short pigtails!

Pyrrha: (Pouts Playfully at Jaune) Jaune Arc! Those pigtails weren't stupid at all!~

Nora: Yeah! They look very cute on you~

Jaune: (Rolled his Eyes while Blushing) ('Psh') You two are just saying that.....

Pyrrha: (Hugs Jaune Affectionately) No we're not. We meant everything word of it~

Nora: We still love you no matter what kind of hairstyle you got for yourself. Even if it's a shape of a banana~ (Gives Jaune a Kiss on the Cheek)

Jaune: Really thought we were over the whole "Banana Hair" Shtick by now......

Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) Okay. As much as I would love to hear more inspiring insults towards of fearless leader's haircut, I'm kind of wanna know why you suddenly decided to bring all of this up, Jaune.

Pyrrha: Yeah.... Was there a special reason for it?

Jaune: (Rub the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Not exactly........I just wanted all of us to remember the few times we spent together. Our time at the academy, the missions we've gone to, the dance, festivals, the.....(Eyes Widened Once He Realized a Memory He Mean to Remember....As Tears Begins to Fall from his Eyes) tournament...., a-and.......('Sniff') And........

Ren/Nora: Jaune?

Pyrrha: (Immediately Starts Getting Worried) Honey? What's wrong?

Jaune: (Cover his Eyes From his Lovers) ('Sniff') I-It's nothing, you guys. Really. ('Sniff') D-Don't worry about it.

Pyrrha: (Gently Takes Jaune's Hand Away from his Saddened Face) Jaune, we know you're crying and starting to worry us. Please tell us what's wrong.

Jaune: (Finally Begins to Cry) I'm sorry! ('Sniff') I didn't mean to make you guys worry or anything. I just....('Sniff') I had think about EVERYTHING that happened to Beacon that day. Especially what....('Sniff') that monster Cinder did to-

Pyrrha: (Immediately Pulls Jaune in for a Loving Hug)

Jaune: (Taken Back from Pyrrha Sudden Hug) P-P-Pyrrha?

Pyrrha begins to take a deep breath before pulling away from the embrace and placing poth of her hands on Jaune's cheeks.

Pyrrha: Oh Jaune....I know those past few years weren't too kind to any of us....With me being dead and the rest of you went through so much stress and emotional trauma just to put an end to Salem....And I know this isn't easy to full get over....But I promise you here and now, as long as we got each other....(Tears Suddenly Begins to Fall Down Her Eyes) ('Sniff') We're going to be okay..... We'll get through this together.....('Sniff') And.... We'll NEVER be apart ever again!! (Pulls Jaune Back into a Loving Hug While Crying Softly)

Nora: (Frowns Sadly Once She sees her Two Lovers Crying Onto Each Others' Arms) You guys.......(Eyes Begins to Swell up in Tears) You know I hate seeing you like this! (Immediately Joins in on the Hug, Crying)

Ren: (Slowly But Surely Begins to Tear up As Well) ('Sniff')......

Jaune: R-Ren?

Pyrrha: ('Sniff') What's wrong, dear?

Nora: ('Sniff') I thought you said you only cry on the inside......

Ren: ('Sniff') (Tears Begin Fall Down his Face) Not anymore I don't.........

Nora: Well, don't just stand, Renny....('Sniff') Get over here and hug us already!!

Pyrrha: Please!!

Once Ren joins his way into the emotional group hug, the team turned lovers continue to cry their eyes out onto each of their embrace. All while the fireworks continues to show themselves onto the night skies. That is until......

'Front Door Opens'

Oscar: (Smiles Brightly (And a bit Tirelessly) While Holding a Tray of Baked Cookies) Okay! Sorry to keep you guys waiting, but I was finally able to bake the cookies for us tonight.

JNPR: (Looks up to Oscar with Teary Eyes)

Oscar: (Makes his way to the Group while Holding the Tray Carefully) Now I'm not entirely sure if it'll be as good as Mr. Xiao Long's, but-

Oscar's eyes begin to widened in shock and worry once he sees the rest of his family's tears filled faces.

Oscar: You guys...... I-Is everything's okay?

Jaune: Y-Yeah, bud. ('Sniff') Don't worry.....W-We were just.....('Sniff') Gotten ourselves into a Memory Lane is all.....

Oscar: (A Tad bit Unsure) Okay.....You guys know that I'm always here if you wanna talk, right?

Ren: (Smiles Softly) We know, son....('Sniff') And we could be anymore thankful......

Oscar: (Smiles a Little) You're always welcome..... And like I said before....(Joins in on the Family's Somewhat Emotional Cuddle Session) I made you guys cookies.

Pyrrha: (Smiles Lovingly and Tearfully) Oh Sweetheart, that's so sweet of you......('Sniff') We love them already....

Oscar: (Raising an Eyebrow in Disbelief) Guys, you.... didn't even try them yet. Heck, I'm still not even sure if they'll be half as good as Ruby's dad's are.

Nora: (Pulls Oscar In to a Loving Hug) Don't say that, sweetie!! ('Sniff') I promise we'll all love them. ('Sniff') Just as much as we love you!

Oscar: (Sighs as He Gives Nora A Kiss on the Cheek) I love you guys too. Just take as much time as you need to relax and calm yourselves before trying them out, 'kay?

JNPR: ('Sniff') Okay!

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#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #oscar pine #the arc family (mentioned)#taiyang xiao long (mentioned)#team jnpr as poly relationship #team jnpro #sweet family moment #remembering the past #humor #hurt/comfort towards the end #emotional fluff in the end #cuddling & snuggling #oscar is lowkey best son #independence week #have to edited it again to make it perfect. sorry about that

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cowabungacafe · 3 years

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Hey um are your matchups still open? If not ignore this and sorry in advance if there not. But if they sre I was wondering if you could match me up please. I’m 5’5 with medium curly brown hair. I’m a bit bigger than other girls and I’m really into astrology and art. I also fine history amusing too though. I try to be nice to people but sometimes I lose my temper. I’m have social anxiety. I can also be really loud when I’m around close friends or siblings. I hope thats enough. Have a good day!

Hello! Thank you for your request! No its open dont worry!. Dont mind but i really expected a lil more information about yourself, it helps a lot more with a hcs. I hope you got who you wanted.🕊

I have two parts in matchup.

The First is Why i matched you with your result and the Second is Random headcanons of both of you when together.

I match you with

DONNIE

Why i matched you with your result

You sound like a really sweet person and shy person.

You have social anxiety just like donnie, but you still tries your best to be nice to everyone and donnie appreciates that. He knows how hard it is to talk to someone new. He always gets shy and closed up when he meets new people. And it feels great to have someone who knows what it feels like to have social anxiety.

He loves how loud you are with your close friends and family, he does that too, though he may seem as cold and distant in a firsr glance but he is a really interesting and fun person within his own circle.

He has a temper too, (we saw that in the 2014 avalanches scene.) As long as ur not sassy, its fine.

You like history and he LOVES IT TOO!. I see him as a guy who has probably read every historical book and have memorised every date and details.

He is not that much into astrology but he knows a lot about the space and constellations. And both of you will discuss astronomy and its effects when you two get time(mostly it will progress to a debate)

Random headcanons of both of you when together.

When you guys first met, he was reluctant to talk first but its your good nature that initiated the convo and helped bring him out of his shell, he soon found out more about the the more he spent time with you. To him you were an interesting book which revealed new things with new chapters. He was hooked on to you.

Most dates are either at the planetarium or art gallery.

On vacations you guys go to historical sites where both of you praise the beauty of the place and woes the tragedy time has caused on it.

Date night at rooftop under clear sky.

For your 1st anniversary he made an astrological phamplet with where the sun, moon and other planets were the first time you guys met.

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feral-frayromantic4positivity · 5 years

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So you may be wondering..

What is "frayromantic" and why are frays LGBTQ+?

Also known as ignostromanticism, frayromanticism is on the aromantic spectrum. Frays can feel romantic attraction for those they don't know well, often experiencing crushes that can fade quickly or over time as you get to know the person of your affections.

Already sounds pretty wild, right? One minute you are in love with a stranger but then you meet them, try to talk maybe flirt and before too long you know enough to know you're not interested.

"But that sounds like a normal crush!" You might say.. well I wish it were that simple. An alloromantics (someone not on the aromantic spectrum) may see someone they find attractive and want to get to know them to see if their feeling will be sustained. For me personally, I've seen a person's face and imagined our wedding and raising our children within the same five minutes, but upon talking with them the feeling is completely gone. But I still like this person enough to want to be friends. It's not about compatibility. Frayromantic attraction can melt away just from getting to know a bit more than a person's name. It is mind bending and confusing.

Celebrity crushes are the worst. At least in my experience.

The part that makes you feel really crazy is when people say they fall more in love every day and you feel like you know what that love is supposed to feel like but it just.. leaves when everyone says its supposed to grow. You feel wrong.

You're not wrong. Your feelings of romantic attraction were real and valid. You're not broken and you're not an unlovable person. You are not incapable of feeling love. And if you sre so inclined, you can be a great partner for anyone alloro or arospec. We exist. And we are awesome!

Someone might ask why any of this makes someone LGBTQ+ and really all I have to say is thay frays interact with hetero/allo culture differently, just like anyone LGBT. Some aros don't feel comfortable being loud and proud because of aphobia and people who make invalidating comments. Amatonormativity also makes life confusing for frays, just as it does for other aromantics and arospecs.

If you're fray, I love you for being you 💙

If you're curious and have questions, please reach out! I love talking about aro and arospec experiences! Just pls be respectful 😘

#arospec #aromantic #aro positivity #peeved pride #frayromantic #lgbtq+ positivity

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fatrainbowmermaidunicorn · 6 years

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Didn’t I Tell You That I Love You? (Jungkook x You) // Chapter 1

A/N: Im sorry if the first chapter seems a little slow, cliche or boring, but ya know… its the first chapter. hehe

MASTERLIST

Jeon Jungkook is an international playboy.

He knows he’s an international playboy.

He knows how sexy he is.

He knows how handsome he is.

He knows he is sought after.

He knows how just by flashing his innocent bunny like smile or a simple smirk can drive most girls crazy.

He knows he breaks women’s heart everyday, bedding them and never calling them back.

What he doesnt know however, is how to get his best friend to fall in love with him.

That’s right, Jeon Jungkook the cocky playboy is head over heels, deeply and pathethically in love with his best friend, Y/N, for years.

And he doesnt know what to do or how to tell her.

And she on the other hand is oblivious about his feelings, parading her beloved boyfriend of five years in front of Jungkook whenever they hung out.

Jungkook had known even from his teenage years that Y/N is the only girl for him. She is his perfect match in every way. He just doesnt have the confidence or the bravery to confess to her, always planning to finally make her his one day after he debuted and gain some well earned manliness and confidence. But all that dream burns to ashes when Y/N came to see him one day, hands tightly clasps in another boy’s, introducing him as the love of her life, her boyfriend and him only as Jeon Jungkook, the best friend. Heart shattered and with teeth clenched, Jungkook accept the boy’s friendly handshake and since then he has been burying himself in girls, trying to get these feelings for Y/N out from his head.

He is an international superstar. It will be easy right?

Wrong.

In every girl Jungkook dated or slept with, he always try to find a piece of Y/N in them, the same hair colour, the same kind of smile, similar sound of lauhgter, but nothing coukd ever compare to the real thing, making his relationship never last longer than a few dates. Jungkook finally gives up the hope of finding Y/N’s replacement and decide to just live up to his name, an international playboy.

“You okay Jungkook?” The boys gathered around him, face lined with worry.

“Take it easy,”

“I’m fine. I feel better now. Just need some rest and I’m good to go,” he replied curtly to his hyungs. Due to over practice and inproper diet, Jungkook almost fainted during one of their concert and is brought backstage. The other members advised him to just sit the rest of the show out, saying the fans will understand. They always care about his health more than his ability to perform, but Jungkook being the competitve man he is, would never admit to weakness. After the paramedic gave him the necessary treatment, he is ready to go after the next interval.

“You are so stubborn!” Jimin huffed.

“Jungkookie!” Jungkook whipped his head around towards the sound and found Y/N running towards him, in panic and breathless. Despite being sick, he cant stop the smile from creeping on his face once he saw her face.

“Y/N? What are you doing here? I thought you cant come to the show?” He cocked his head, confused.

“Namjoon oppa called me! He said you fainted! I came here as fast as I could. Are you alright?” Y/N rambled, hands moving all over Jungkook’s sweaty and shirtless body and face, trying to see if he is alright. Jungkook turned to look at Namjoon who just shrugged and quickly went away, avoiding the maknae’s wrath that he knows is coming for telling Y/N about his condition.

“I’m alright Y/N,” he grabs both of her hands that is still busy wondering all over his face, stopping her and chuckled. “Namjoon-hyung is just overreacting. I’m okay. I will be able to perform again in a few minutes,” Y/N smacked his hard chest.

“God, can you please stop scaring me? I almost died when I heard and here you are laughing at me?!” she pouts. “How many times do I have to tell you to make sure to take care of yourself? What’s the point of overpracticing snd not eating if you cant perfom well after that?!”

“Okay mom,” he rolled his eyes but the smile still didnt leave his lips. “I promise I will. Now stop worrying,” Jungkook assured here. It always makes him extremely happy to see how concern Y/N is about him. Sure they are the best of friends, of course Y/N worries about him a lot, but it just did a little something to his heart. Jungkook finally have a chance to finally look closely at Y/N and take in her beautiful face. He raised an eyebrow when he sees how nice she is dressed.

“Why are you dressed so nicely?”

“I was in a middle of a date with Jae Hwa. Its our 5 years anniversary remember? I told you that! That’s why I cant come to your show. How can you forget?” Y/N placed both her hands on her hips and pouts. “I knew it. You never pay attention to me during our phone calls!” Although Jungkook thinks her action is extremely adorable, but the mention of being on a date with Jae Hwa ruined all the good mood he felt.

“Oh. Ya. I forgot. Sorry,” he looks around. “Where is he then?”

“He went to find the parking. You know you have about millions of fans right? The carpark is packed!” Y/N teased. “Oh, here he is now,” she motioned towards the backstage entrance and an impecabbly dressed Jae Hwa rushed in. Jungkook has to admit that there is absolutely nothing wrong with Jae Hwa. He is handsome, smart, a gentleman, treat Y/N right and have no problem with his girlfriend being best friends with an international idol. Jungkook sometimes wished he wouldnt be so perfect so he could find a reason to steal Y/N away, but she is happy with Jae Hwa, and that means the world to him.

“Hey babe, sorry. This place is packed!” he slide a hand around Y/N’s waist and smile at Jungkook. Jungkook runs his tounge in the inside of his cheeks at his gesture, a well known sign of his jealousy that he cant avoid everytime he saw Jae Hwa with Y/N. “How are you doing Jungkook? Y/N here is crying like crazy in the car all the way here. I was extremely panic I dont know what to do!” Jae Hwa exclaimed. Y/N playfully hits his arms.

“I did not!” Jae Hwa turn to look at his girlfriend with eyes filled with so much love it almost makes Jungkook barfed right then and there.

“Yes you did baby. I thought Jungkook is dying!” he held Y/N closer. “I dont think I have ever driven a car that fast in my entire life!” he chuckled. Jungkook awkwardly laughs back and realized he didnt answer Jae Hwa’s question.

“I’m fine actually. Namjoon-hyung and Y/N are just both drama queens! But thanks for bringing her here so fast Jae Hwa,” he nodded his thanks to the man.

“No problem man. Glad to see you are okay,” Jae Hwa shrugged. “Phew, your group is really well know huh? I have to pushed my way through over a hundred of screaming girls!” He exclaimed, surprised at Jungkook’s popularity. “No wonder you sre the international playboy, he winks, making Jungkook frowned. He hate that nickname. He hates it even more when its called in front of Y/N or if Y/N herself calls him that. He glanced towards her but before Y/N can say anything else, two paramedics came and asked them to give some space for Jungkook.

"Sorry, but he needs space to relax and breathe before he goes on stage. Only one of the members and his girlfriend is allowed in here,” Jungkook is confused and turned around to see who the paramedic meant by his girlfriend and saw the girl from last night came rushing in, face concerned and worried.

“HunnyBunny! Are you okay?” the girl, who Jungkook cant even remember the name rushed to his side and worriedly wiped his face, checking to see his condition. Jungkook immediately turns to look at Y/N who is trying to sniffle her giggle. When she noticed Jungkook is looking at her, she mouthed a question to him behind the girl’s back. Jungkook hates this. He hates it when Y/N saw his latest conquest. He hates it even more when she always giggle and teased him, not at all showing any sign of jealousy. It just proves that she really didnt have any feelings for him.

“HunnyBunny? Are you for real?” and she giggled even louder, making the girl turned around and glare at her.

“Excuse me? Who are you?” she crossed her arms across her chest and stare pointedly at Y/N.

“Urm. Nobody,” Y/N quickly answered, still giggling. Jae Hwa pulled her close and try to lead her out. There is no point in explaning who she is to the girl. Y/N knows Jungkook better than anyone else. The girl will be gone from his life in a few days.

“Err come on babe. Lets go then. We dont want to impose. We should leave Jungkook here with his… err.. girlfriend,” Jae Hwa smile and quickly pulled Y/N out, only giving her time to give Jungkook a small wave.

“Wait!” Y/N turns around. “You are not staying for the rest of the show?” Jungkook asks, hopeful. He loves it when Y/N watches his show. It somehow gives him more motivation to do well, just to impressher. Y/N shakes her head.

“Not today Jungkookie. I have a date to finish,” she glanced towards Jae Hwa who smile shyly. “If you know what I mean,” she winked. “See you later Jungkookie. Take care okay,” and she went out before Jungkook can reply, leaving him with the girl he dont even remember the name of.

Oh, he knows exactly what Y/N meant by their date. Its their five years anniversary after all. Y/N is just his best friend and she is in love with someone else, so why does Jungkook’s heart pound harder whenever she’s around and it dropped when Y/N saw him with another girl?

Why does his heart just wants to hug her, kiss her, claimed her everytime he saw her? Jungkook shakes his head.

He is screwed. And he knows it.

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“Did Y/N came by just now?” Jimin asks after they settled down in in their car, ready to go back to the dorm after the tiring show.

“Yeah. She did. Namjoon-hyung called her,” he glanced at the leader who purposely avoided his gaze, sticking his earphones in quickly.

“Oh. Where is she? You dont usually come back with us and go see her after our show whenever she come by,” Jimin question him, leaning closer to the maknae who’s sitting in the front seat.

“Nah. She’s on a date with Jae Hwa. Its their 5th year anniversary. She just came to check on me,”

“Oh…” the car fell quiet. The boys know exactly how Jungkook feel about Y/N and how he uses different girls every other night to forget about her. They sympathize the maknae, but there is nothing they can do. Not even an advice can be given. Jungkook can have any girl he wants, but he is head over heels in love with Y/N and they know his feelings wont change any time soon.

“Hey Kookie?” Taehyung’s quiet voice breaks the silent air. Jungkook breaks away from his daydream about Y/N and turns to look at him.

“Yes hyung?”

“Did you ever tell Y/N that you love her?”

Jungkook turns back in his seat and sighed. That is a question that no one ever asks him before. The truth is, he didnt. He never told Y/N how he felt, and he couldnt blame her now for not noticing his feelings. They have been friends for years, how could she know about his feelings if he never told her. Its his fault, really. He knows one day he’s going to have to man up and finally tell her his true feelings, doesnt matter if Y/N accepts him or not. She just needs her to know.

“No, I didnt hyung. I have never told her I love her… yet. But I will. Someday…” he answered Taehyung, so softly that he wondered if Taehyung even heard him.

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“Y…Y/N? Are you okay?” Jungkook immediately sits up on his bed, snapping awake from his groggy state once he registered the voice on the other line as Y/N. It has been about a week since he last saw her, which is at the concert. His pack schedule stopping hjm from seeing her as much as he would like, even to just drop by for a quick hi. He had planned to go to her apartment and have some breakfast together the next day, but its now 2 am and Y/N is calling him, sobbing her hearts’ out, making Jungkook panic.

“I…I’m… Kookie can you come over?” she wailed. Jungkook waited not another second before grabbing his jacket and dashing out of the door. It doesnt matter what time it is or how tired he is. If Y/N needs him, he sure as hell going to be there.

“Hey, hey. I’m here. Calm down and tell me what’s wrong,” Jungkook patted Y/N’s head who has buried her face in his chest, crying. Its only about 15 minutes later and he arrived at Y/N’s front door and she immediately ran into his embraced, sobbing her eyes out. Jungkook slowly led her to the couch and sat her down, wiping any access tears left on her beautiful face.

“What’s wrong Y/N? I havent seen you for a week and you call me, crying! You are making me crazy worry! Tell me what’s wrong, please,” he asks slowly.

“I was just on the phone with my parents and grandparents,” she sobbed. Jungkook nodded, giving her time to continue her story. Y/N and him are childhood friends who came from the same hometown. Their family is as close as the two of them are, despite Y/N’s family owning a lot of major businesses, making her family one of the richest family in the city. Their family goes way back to the friendship between their granparents who are best friends, and went to their fathers, and now them. Jungkook’s parents and grandparents adore Y/N and so does hers, always asking about him whenever she goes back to visit. “Grandfather said he has something important to talk to me about… and… and…” she cried out before she can finished her sentence. Jungkook panics. What happened? Did something happen to her grandfather? To her family?

“What is it Y/N? Please tell me. Whatever it is, I’m sure its going to be okay,” Y/N tried to calm herself and continued.

“They are setting me up for an arranged marriage!” she wailed. “An arranged marriage Kookie!” Jungkook is stunt for a moment. The only thing that is registered inside his head is Y/N is getting married. And not to him. He felt a lump in his heart and tried to keep calm. He needs to get more information about this whole thing.

“Arranged marriage? Do you know the boy?” He asks carefully, not wanting to upset her more.

“I dont know! That’s the problem Kookie. They are selling me off to some boy that I dont even know!” Y/N is wailing again. “Jae Hwa is going crazy. He is so mad he doesnt even want to talk to me! I dont want to marry amybody else but him Kookie!”

Oh right. Jae Hwa. Y/N’s actual boyfriend. Jungkook totally forgot about him. If Jungkook himself is going crazy when he heard the news, he cant imagine what Jae Hwa is feeling right now. To have Y/N as his own and loose her to some family arrangement. He must be dying right now.

Jungkook swiped Y/N’s hair from her face and look at her. “You know what, lets go home tomorrow. The two of us. We will see what they have got to say first. And I will help you to talk some sense into them. Okay?” Jungkook suggested. He felt that is the only help he can offer to Y/N right now. Y/N nodded weakly.

“Okay Kookie. But dont you have a schedule?”

“No,” he shakes his head. “We have a few fays of break. I planned to come and take you breakfast tomorrow actually,” he smiled.

She softly nodded and pulled herself closer into Jungkook’s embraced. “Can you stay the night with me? I always feel safe with you,” she whispered, eyes heavy with exhaustion. Jungkook patted her head lovingly and smile at her childlike innocent

“Of course I will Y/N,” he whispered back. “I will always do anything for you,” he added under his breathe and kiss her forehead.

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“Oh, Y/N, Jungkook! What a surprise. We didnt know you were coming back. Why didnt you inform me? I could have prepared some special meal!” Y/N’s mother exclaimed when she opened the huge brass door of their mansion. Both Jungkook and Y/N hugged her mother and smile. Y/N glared at her.

“I think you perfectly know why I came back mother,” Mrs Lee chuckled and turns to Jungkook.

“She’s a feisty one isnt she? I dont know how you put up with her all these years. You are the only one who can!” Jungkook just laughed at her statement.

“Its not that hard Auntie. She’s kind of lovable actually,” he ruffled her head, making Y/N groaned and Mrs Lee smile at the affection shown between the two.

“Come into the living room. Your father and grandfather is there,” she looks at Jungkook. “Oh, so is your parents Jungkook,” both Jungkook and Y/N look at each other and shrugged. The two families visiting each other on daily basis is common knowledge to them. They are that close to each other. Jungkook held Y/N’s hand and lead her into the living area, rubbing her back, reassuring her that he will be there every step of the way.

“Oh look! How sweet. They are so cute together, dont you think honey?” Mrs Lee exclaimed once she saw they were holding hands, alerting the rest in the living room.

“Oh! My busy idol son is home!” Mrs Jeon quickly stood up and hugged Jungkook tightly, then turned to Y/N to give her the same bear hug. Y/N grins and went to kiss her father and grandfather on the cheeks.

“When are ever going to stop calling me that mom?” Jungkook grumbled. “Its embarassing,”

“When you stop being an idol!” she quickly replied back, making Jungkook groaned. “I’m proud of my son and I’m going to tell everyone about it,” she huffed. The rest of the man chuckled.

“What are you guys all doing here? Everybody looks so serious. I’m sure this is not just another normal dinner you usually have?” Y/N questioned. Everybody kept quiet at her question until her father cleared his throat.

“We are discussing something quite serious Y/N. As you know, which we have informed you yesterday,” he paused, gauging Y/N’s reaction, who is sending him a death glare. “And I think it is also the reason for your surprised visit today, no?”

“No more dilly dally son,” Y/N’s grandfather’s interrupt. “Its about your arranged marriage,” Y/N loves her grandfather to death, but he can be very serious and determined when he wants to, and this is one of those moments.

“Grandpa… I dont want to,” she whined.

“Give me a good reason why? You know by being born in this family, the possibilities of an arranged marriage is always there on the table,” he said sternly. Y/N looks at Jungkook for encouragement and he smile at her, telling her its okay to go on.

“Well, first I love Jae Hwa! And I know you know that. And-”

“That no good boy?! That’s not going to happen!” Her grandfather cut her off. Y/N stomped her feet, frustrated that he wont even listen to her. She knows Jae Hwa has never been her family’s favorite, but she doesnt understand why? Jae Hwa has been treating her with respect, trying hard to win her family’s favors, but he just wasnt able to wiggle his way into their hearts.

“And second, how do you expect me to marry some boy I dont even know?! This is not the Joseon era Grandpa! You cant just marry me off! Dont I get the chance to see if I can get along with the man I have to marry first?” Y/N try to reason. Her grandfather always responded to practical reasoning, maybe this way it will get through to him and she can buy more time to find her way out from this mess. Jungkook nodded, agreeing with what she said, although in his heart he hopes she will neber ever hit it off with that boy or Jae Hwa. He only wants Y/N for himself.

Even in this extremely tense atmosphere, everybody in the room, except for Jungkook and Y/N of course, laughs at what Y/N is saying.

“Why are you guys laughing? Is ruining my life funny to you?!” Y/N is fuming. How dare they laughed at her!

“No darling,” her father assurred. “Its just that if not knowing the boy is your biggest problem, then considered it settled,” Y/N raised an eyebrow. What are they talking about now? Jungkook’s father smile and finally opened his mouth.

“You are marrying my son Y/N. You are marrying Jungkook,”

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Gaining a crew

Welcome to part two (2) of 'lost at sea' sanders sides mermaid/pirste au!

A thanks to the lovely @thelazyblueshipper who drew the drawings that inspired thus lovely work!

Part one: https://sockpansy.tumblr.com/post/179000941959/lost-at-sea

Warning: kidnap mentioning, blood, mentions of drinking, let me know if there sre any others

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"We need more crew members."

Logan had been the one to say it, but the other three had been thinking it as well.

"Logan's right. You guys got lucky with me, but not everyone will fall for the ghost ship, and we can't fight like them." Virgil pipped in.

Roman nods and was getting excited." A crew of mermaids being pirates! Of daring adventurers who face danger in order to save others! But who would join..."

"I could ask emile!" Patton bounced up and down happily. Emile Picani was Patton's older brother, and they got along greatly.

"He likes to study shipwrecks a lot, so im sure he could help us with fixing the ship up better, oh i mean 'The Siren.' "He giggled at the name they gave their ship.

That lead to now. Patton was swimming down to an old shipwreck. 'The duchmen' or something like that. He swam down and into a rotten hole in the side. "Emile?" He called out.

A pink head much like his own blue one popped out smiling."do you how do?" He swam over.

Patton gently lowered himself onto an old bench before asking, 'how would you like to join a pirate crew?"

Emile gasped, his eyes widening. "Patton, you know what pirates do to mermaids, joining a crew is dangerous!"

Patton wiggled hia tail playfully. 'Not if the entire crew is mermaids. Roman, Logan and I fixed up a boat to save Virgil, and it worked! Now we have decided to save more who are captured! You love boats a lot, and yeah our boat floats but we don't know as much as you do about them...and it is safer to have more people in our crew..."

Emile had started to wiggle his tail excitedly, the idea of actually working on a ship that was above water? It excited him.

"Oh it sounds like so much fun! I would love to join your crew!"

And with that, patton lead Emile to their ship, that perked on the island Roman found it on. Emile got to work with improving the boat, checking over jobs they did, and making suggestions.

"What if we had a hole in the bottom?"

"Then it would sink...Emile no offence but i thought you were smarter than that." Logan said gently.

Emile gave him a smirk."well yes it would, but i mean a hole that doesnt let water in, but that we can use to go in and out easier. It could add more to the 'ghost' idea as Well. Disappear inside the boat to appear on theirs."

Roman jumped in."perfect idea! Lets do it!"

Logan rolled his eyes. "Roman, it sounds good in theory, but to make it work will be a lot of trouble and toil, mostly trail and error. Plus, it wouls need to keep the water out when it is storming as well."

Virgil pat logan on the back, giving him a smile. "And with brains like you're I'm sure that we will have almost no errors. You are smart and think things out, plus Emile knows boats better than any of us."

Logan seemed in thought and glanced over to Emile, who was trying on glasses until he found some he could see out of.

"Well then....lets give it a try."

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"So i said, at least buy me a drink before you try me for treason!" The bar of pirates laughed as Remy sipped his drink, finishing his story.

Remy went from town to town, staying as long as he wants, and leaving when he pleases, with nothing holding him back. He existed everywhere but yet no one had a record of him. No one knew how he traveled to so many places so quickly when he was never seen on a ship, yet could cross oceans and reach places before ships that leave a week before he does.

Honestly, it is a plus side to being a secret mermaid.

But remy knows that if he is caught, the only swimming he will do will be with the fishes.

So Remy takes a human form a lot, he goes to bars, tells stories (some are made up, some aren't, you can't prove anything) and drinks without ever actually paying for himself. He hides that he is a mermaid, but that doesnt mean he won't have fun!

Remy laughs at something when a pirate runs into the bar.

"I have a story to tell all of ye!"

Remy grinned as he sipped his drink. This was always fun. The stories never made since, and it gived Remy material to work with for stories later.

"Now I be helpin' to sail a ship through a storm, when we sees a small ship barely afloat! Nothin' out of the blue, but then, I be hearing calls for help. I help this wee lad out of the water and onto the ship, claims to be crew, and I believed him. Now i know i shouldn't have. So this boat is passing by, and I be thinkin' there is no one there! Then i see them, two pirates, a captain and what i assume be his first mate, they stare at us, as if challengin' us in the middle of a storm. We be strugglin' to keep the boat steady and watch this ship, and they hair stare. They only be two but they act like they not even tryin' to sail in this here storm! We pass them and get out of the storm, when i be going to check the cargo, and find a mermaid missin' then I can't find the pirate while fell overboard, we be thinkin' we csme across a ghost ship."

Remy sipped his drink as he watched the man walk around and explain his story. He began to put the pieces together and felt a smile growing on his face.

"Say, where did you see this ship?"

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"Oh my god, Dee!" Remy ran along the beach to a short guy with an eye patch on. He looked up at the taller unamused and holding a sea urchin.

Remy slid over in the sand and grinned. "I think that some mermaids decided to become pirates,"

Dee stared at Remy before asking, "are you drunk agian? I,girl you, stick to teas or something."

Remy rolled his eyes, "no, i am not. Look, someone saw a ship with two people on it. They helped a pirate onto the boat and by the time they soft the storm, the pirate and a mermaid was missing! Lets just check it out, please Dee?" Remy asked.

"Whats in it for me?" Dee grinned as he started to pull spines out of the sea urchin.

"First off, stop being cruel to the thing-"

"No"

"Fair enough, second, I am sure they have races....wouldn't it be fun...beating an entire ship of mermaids in a race?" Remy wiggled his eyebrows.

Dee pulled out another spine. "Flattery gets you everywhere, lets go."

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Dee made a trill noise and sighed, "Remy, this way!"

Remy has...horrible direction. If he tried to find the ship alone, he would fail. So dee was leading the way...kinda.

The pirate had told Remy which direction the ship had been in, but that was three weeks ago, so it could honestly be anywhere. Dee called agian as he swam through the water, "i think this is it!"

Remy swam over to dee and looked up at the boat above them. It was old alright, but in better condition that the old pirate had said. Remy swam around the bottom as he observed it. There was a hole near the back. He motioned Dee over to it.

The hole was flat, and it appeared as if no water got inside the bottom of then ship because of it. Why would a pirate ship float with a hole that didnt let water in? Why would a pirate ship need a way into the ocean?

For mermaids, of course.

Remy swam up and popped his head into the hole, looking about the bottom deck of the ship. Nothing much was down there, a bunch of old ropes and wood, and a pile of clothes. He motioned Dee to follow him as he climbed up and transformed into his human form.

Dee followed him up and looked around. "Looks like a shipwreck in here."he started to look through the pile of clothes. "Oooh, an eye patch!" Dee had lost his on the way over passing s coral reef, and was in need of s new one. Humans dont react well to different colored eyes, especially with the eyes glow from time to time. Dee tied the eyepatch on as remy threw clothing after clothing over his shoulder.

"Ew, gross, no, no way, oh maybe."

By the time they were done raiding the clothing pile, Remy had at least 10 pieces of jewelry on.

Now for the next part of the plan. Introduction.

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Patton and Emile were making matching bracelets for everyone as logan and Virgil worked on the plan for the next boat raid and roman figured out how to steer a ship better.

Remy walked onto the deck like he owned it. "Wow, you guys need to really get some better clothes. Took me forever to pick an outfit!"

Virgil and Roman had their swords drawn, patton and Emile dropped their half finished bracelets, and Logan was observing the intruder.

"How did you get here." Virgil demanded.

"Oh, how you would." Remy grinned. "I swam."

Silence fell over the crew. Roman ran down from the wheel grinning. "Your a mermaid too!" He exclaimed.

Remy grinned."better believe it! Heard about a Ghost ship and a missing mermaid...thought you might need some help..."

Patton smiled. "Yes, more crew members are also good! Im Patton, this is my brother Emile, the captain there is Roman, the guy in purple who looks ready to kill you is Virgil, and the guy with glasses in front of him is Logan!"

Remy hummed as he looked around. "Cute bunch. Names Remy, the kid behind me-"

"-i am not a kid-"

"Is named Dee. He is a half siren. And short." Remy stretched as Dee walked out into the sunlight.

"So what do you guys even do?" Dee asked.

Logan said."we rescue captured mermaids...oe well, that is the plan atleast."

Emile smiled."I'm new to the crew, but im the one in charge of making sure the boat floats. Like the hidden hatch i added? It makes it easier for us to go in and out of the bait without worrying about the clothes or being caught by pirates."

Rsmy nods and leaned on the railing as Dee explored the ship. "Yeah, it was pretty cool, the bait does still need some work..what does everyone else do?"

Roman took over."well i am the captain! I am the one in charge here." He beemed with pride, "Logan is my first mate, he makes sure the plans will work ideally. Patton is our savor. He gets on the ships and frees the mermaids. Virgil is the one we saved first, but his job will be to sneak onto the boats and help Patton, or steal gold or other things from the pirates." He smiled." So really, the question is...what can you offer us?"

Remy laughed."I like your flare cap! And what can i offer?" He smirked, leaning forward. "A spy. I go into bars,and chat up pirates all the time! I can find out who has mermaids and where they plan to go and report back to you easily!"

Dee laughed."maybe if you had a good sense of direction!"

Remy nods."yeah but i can get people to trust me, if you were to go, you would get into a fight." He teased.

"So you are a spy while he is your escort?" Logan asked.

Dee scoffed."uh escuse you, i am more than that. Im the fastest swimmer around! Nothing says a pirate ship will just end up in a storm all the time, you need something for them to follow." Dee put his hands on his hips confidently. " i am part siren, luring pirates to their deaths is kinda my thing. I just gotta get them to chase me into a storm and you guys take care of the rest."

Virgil was silent. "What if you get caught?"

Dee greeted his silence with one of his own. "I was in a barrel before, i can handle being in one agian until you guys save me. " he took a breath and grinned getting cocky. "Besides, who says ill be caught?"

And so Remy and Dee joined the crew.

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For a few months, eveeything worked out great. They all had matching bracelets thanks to the sunshine brothers, Remy and Dee would also find out information easily. After a while, Patton would board ships sooner. He would board at the docks, or as a 'ship wrecked sailor' trying to get to land. It got the pirates to trust him quicker and got him on the ship sooner. Emile painted the name of the ship onto it and ' The Siren. ' officially was set sail.

Virgil had gathered gold and jewels. He would knock barrels of drinking water off, and would take the food reserves from time to time. Once he stabbed someone who had grabbed Patton when he tried to jump over the railing, so he had a new job added to it. Dee was fast, like he promised, and could easily tempt ships to,follow him.

But then Remy heard about Thomas.

Remy ran onto the deck, with Dee close behind him (he swims fast, not run)

"They have a multi colored!" He announced out of breath.

Multi colored meant that the tail of the mermaid was more than one color. They were extremely rare. Having just two colors together was surprising and often times, these types of,mermaids where higher value to pirates.

"They won't keep them with the others." Virgil said."pat, you will have to-"

"Let me finish!" Remy called over Virgil. He took a breath.

"They are a rainbow tail."

The silence was deafening. Having two colors was rare and surprising, but six different colors? That would be like finding a four leaf clover at 11:11 on the luckest day of the year, on your birthday. Nearly impossible.

And extremely valuable.

"They wont leave them by themselves...and,no where near any kind of water..." Emile stated.

"Then we sink the ship."

All eyes turned to Logan. They never sunk a ship before, only boarded.

"Think for a second, we still have a small crew, on a small ship, and we have barely any kind of actual training with swords. A rainbow tailed mermaid will be guarded, and inside, and even if we could get to them, they will be locked up...if we sink the ship, we could get them free easier..."

"But how do we sink a pirate ship?" Virgil asked in disbelief. "They have ships so much bigger than ours! We don't even know if our canons even work, and if they did, they wont be enough to sink it."

"They we take it apart from under it." Emile,spoke up. This time, all eyes fell to emile surprised.

He smiled."I know boats, i can figure out which boards to remove to sink it...logan can help me with removing them. He is smart, and I dont know what tools to use to remove boards, just to put them on."

And with a few more ideas and making sure the plan cant go,wrong, they were ready.

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Dee had to get this ship to follow him. Rumors had began to spread about their ship, and about missing mermaids. Whether or not they believe in those rumors didn't matter, no one would risk loosing something like a multi colored. So Dee had to pull out all the stops this time.

He swam up quickly towards the surface, break through the water and into the air.

He flew up a little ways from his speed, and grabbed hold of the bowsprit. He pulled himself up and gained the attention of some pirates. He sat on it, ready to jump in and swim.

"Captain, a mermaid be sittin' on our ship!" A pirate called.

Dee gasped."mermaid?,no way! I am part siren!" He had his yellow eye glow.

The captain came out of his quarters. "Half siren eh? Sirens be tricky to catch, and worth a lot of treasure...a half siren be easier to nab...grab 'em!" He ordered.

Dee jumped into the water below and began to swim to a storm a ways away. The boat turned to,follow him. He swam quickly, staying at the surface and keep the attention on him.

The ship followed him, althought he did have to get their attention by letting them get close at times. The storm was heading to the ship, and even if they changed direction now, they would be caught. Dee swam down deep and to the ship to get ready to ghost.

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"Ok, everyone ready?" Roman stated, going over the rolls agian. "Emile and Logan will work to break the underside of the boat, Patton will distract the crew while Virgil boards to see if he can find the rainbow. Remy, dee and i stay here and play the ghosts, keeping the ship distracted." The others nodded.

Roman looked at them all and said."be safe ok? And if something happens, get to safety first Alright?" He gave them all a look of worry, this was his crew. He didnt knwo what he would do if something happened to any of them.

They all gave a nod

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Roman stood at the end of the bowspirt with his sword drawn at his side, just....staring at the ship in the storm. A few pirates were watching him confused, some looked scared even, good.

Off to the back, roman could see Patton freeing a few normal mermaids into the ocean, some looked like they decided to help logan and Emile under the ship.

That was taking some time. Of course it would, ships were made to last and not fell apart easily. That didnt mean roman wasnt worried. The longer they were down there, the longer they had to be caught.

Movement of something purple caught roman's eye as he saw Virgil climbing the back of the ship and crawl through a window into tge captain's quarters. He hoped Virgil would be ok.

Virgil on the other hand, was focused. He slid down behind a bookshelf (pirates read? Wait no, it was covered in treasure) and watched as the captain yelled at a crew member.

"I aint be leavin' this here rainbow tail! It be worth a lot on dry land, now ye be going out to keep yar ship strudy! Go! Off with ya!" He shouted.

"But captain, the ship outside has-"

"I know what ye think it has! Let me yell yar this now, I dont be caring if there be a ghost ship or nah, we be sailin' to shore!"

Virgil looked around the room as the captain continued. He saw a crate with a lock on it. That must be the rainbow tailed. But it was across the room and, as mentioned before, locked.

Virgil watched things roll around and shift as the boat was thrown by the waves, then he noticed that everything started to mostly roll one way. He assumed that mean-

"Captain! We be sinking!" The door flew open as a pirate ran in in a panic.

"What?! what do ye mean we be sinking?" And the captain stormed out of the room as the ship was tilting more. The door slammed closed and virgil was alone in the room.

He grabbed a random trinket from the book shelf and went over to the crate with the rainbow tailed in it. He raised the trinket, which appeared to be a golden statue of some kind, and hit the lock. He hit it over and over agian until it finally came off.

Virgil opened the crate too only be splashed by water right away. He looked down at the sight before him.

There was a mermaid with a rainbow tail. Honestly it was an honor to even see one. The mermaid looked at Virgil with pleading eyes, ropes tied around him and his mouth gagged. Virgil knew the look in his eyes, he had the look himself back when he had been captured.

"Ever hear of ' the siren ' before?" Virgil asked as he removed the gag from his mouth and got to work untying him.

He shook his head no.

Virgil nods as he got one knot undone and worked on another, "figured you hadn't, we arent too popular yet. Ill explain it like this for you. There is another ship in this storm, it isn't sinking, go to it, it will be safe there," he smirked as he saw the confusing on the rainbow's face.

"Lets just say we dont have our sea legs." And with a wink, Virgil finished the last knot and helped the rainbow out. The ship was sinking faster now, which was no problem for them.

The problem was the door slamming open to a furious captain, who drew his sword.

"You best be puttin' that rainbow tailed back!"

Virgil held the mermaid princess style snd looked at the captain scared, what was he suppose to do? The back window was too high up now for virgil to go out that way, making the door the only place left, and the captain was blocking the way out. And he had a sword that was very pointy.

"Uh I.,i can't..do that...you see, im a ghost." Virgil nods, trying to Roman his way out of this mess. "Totally a ghost. From the ghost ship over there. So uh.,you can't kill me."

Virgil turns out to be very bad at Roman-ing a situation.

The captain laughed. "Ye be a ghost? There be no such thing! And if ye be a ghost, then ye won't bleed now, will ye?"

Virgil will bleed. Virgil does not want to bleed. Blood belongs on the inside and he would like to keep it there.

The ship was taking water in faster, and nearly vertical now, giving Virgil an idea.

Time to Roman this another way.

By being dramatic.

"Well if i wasn't a ghost..could I...do this?" And Virgil jumped up. The captain was holsing into the door to stay at the room and not fall down to the waters that had taken over his boat.

Because the boat was almost veritcal, when Virgil jumped, instead of landing on the wood of the boat, he fell towards the door the captain was at, feet first.

Virgil hit the captain with his feet, making him loose his grip on the door and fall into the raging waters. Virgil was still holding the rainbow when he landed in the water.

Virgil transformed, grabbing his clothes and quickly swimming towards the ship.

He grabbed the rainbow's hand as he swam.

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By the time Virgil got the rainbow on the ship, the entire crew had ran down to meet them.

"You did it!"

"We saw the captain go in-"

"Wow a real rainbow tail."

"Did you get hurt?"

Everything meshed together as Virgil smiled at everyone. Patton and Emile were helping the rainbow tail get adjusted, logan and Roman were helping virgil up, Remy was picking an outfit for the rainbow, and dee was stating st Virgil silently, which was weird.

"We did it." Virgil grinned. Everything was fine. They saved the rainbow and probably down other mermaids on the sinking ship.

"Your bleeding."

Everyone froze and they looked at Dee, who was pointing at virgil's leg.

As Virgil slowly looked down, he saw a gash in his leg going from the side of his foot up to his hip.

He remembered when he kicked the captain, and how he had his sword drawn when he did.

He remembered it cutting his leg.

And now he felt it.

Virgil collapsed as the pain finally hit him. He could hear yelling and feel arms and hands on him, he thinks he heard someone say 'its okay', but he wasn't sure.

And he passed out.

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When virgil work up, his leg was wrapped and Patton was leaning over him. He turned and yelled,

"He's awake!"

Virgil sat up and stretched as the crew ran over.

Emile took over first. "Nothing is broken, but until it is healed, i would suggest staying in human form for a while ok? It will heal faster since this is the body you were injured with."

Virgil nods a bit, slowly making sense of everything.

He saved the rainbow, got cut in the elf, swam to the bait, got on, found out he was bleeding, passed out from shock of blood and suddenly knowing of pain, work up. Yep, sounds about right.

"Where is the rainbow?" Virgil looked around, until a familar face smiled at him.

"Hi, name is Thomas," the rainbow smiled and held out his hand. Virgil noticed he had a rainbow friendship bracelet on, which had ended up beconing the Mark of the crew. Virgil couldn't help but smiked as he took his hand.

"Virgil, and welcome aboard."

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Every tale has two sides, and so does every legend.

The legend on land was known by pirates. Of a ghost ship that only appears in storms and a crew that will take your mermaids. The legend is a warning.

The legend of the see was known by the mermaids themselves, of a ship filled with pirates. Pirates who were mermaids, who sink ships and free those who were caught, promising them safety above the water, the legend is a promise, a promise of protection.

And every legend holds truth.

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And done! Hope you all wnjoy and wilk stick sround for the next part!

#Sanders sides #mermaid au #pirate au #lost at sea au #that is what im calling it

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meandmyechoes · 3 years

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I'm SO Angry about Joran's finale

Look, I knew where I was heading, and I'm not even upset I invested a month's time to what any seasoned viewer can sniff a "14 and edgy" show. But boy, am I so ANGRY over something I haven't in a while (Giselle face)

Tell me why a show starts with four women in the cast somehow lets the only male character steals the spotlight in its own finale?

Who even is the fucking main character at this point. I'm so sorry Yuki and Rinko, they did you so dirty. The cool sword fight isn't even cooler than episode one. With a little thought, I do understand the narrative weight of Yuki confronting her family's killer(s), (and I think her explanation about closing the book is sound in her defense, albeit my disagreement), but the duel does not convey emotional weight. You either talk it out or fight it out and what we see, is someone who was fighting Wolverine bare-fisted last week, lost, in her transformed state. And these people essentially just, die?, to avoid therapy. I can excuse Sawa reserving fighting Jin since she still wants answers from him and she's been shown having a soft heart, but how do you explain her ebbing power level? Can't she beat Jin, talked it out, and agreed to let him go/him slipping away after an emotional revelation? AGENCY.

Kuzuhara Jin. I don't mind his story. But um… he's also the only character that had an entire episode of backstory, hmmm wonder why that is. I obviously do not pity him, or hold particular high praise for his tragic backstory. It was alright, it was believable, for his later actions as well. And I know I see relationships not default as romance unlike most outside people, but i'm not the only one a little lost on what he feels for Sawa. To me it's very simple, he sees Sawa as a vessel for his guilt and redemption. After the backstory, we have confirmation he does care for her as to repay her mother's kindness. And I think that would've been enough. Showing Jin more fatherly with Sawa would've been a nice echo with Sawa and Asahi, and clear up the confusion caused by ep9 where some sre led to believe he has romantic feelings for her. Therefore, I def. think his confession about Sawa's mother is an overkill. Like, we get that from the flashbacks, but it's still pretty iffy to hear it.

I'm already think of rewrites before I can even finish shouting about what's bad. I think in the original timeline where Sawa's brought to the Palace, had a brief alliance with Jim to take down Yoshinobu, then duels Jin for the truth and dies im her arms would've made me less angry, even though that's the most "traditional" route you can think of. In every arc she fights a big bad and in the last, cumulative masterpiece of a finale she just… dies? And Boy, there's isn't even a close-up of her beautiful face while the hopeful dialogue tortures the audience.

It doesn't make no fucking sense that Sawa died. And it doesn't make no fucking sense Rinko literally backstabbed her. It wasn't even a heroic departure. Rinko doesn't have enough personal beef to kill her which just make her seem petty and insensible. They wasted Rinko as a villain and tgey wadted a friends-to-enemies arc for her.

First off, Sawa didn't get the big hero vs boss fight; then she dies without a close-up for cinematics and— after all these hardships she still didn't get to live?? Also like, didn't you show her supernatrural healing abilities in ep 1??? She knows that right? Why doesn't she run straight to a doctor? (okay the stab would was probably more gruesome than shown given it's Rinko and she knew her time is running out so she'd rather stay with Asahi—) Even Jin, your big male saviour, asked her to live, and the show decides to kill her off?? What kind of lesson is it supposed to deliver? "Life is unpredictable" or "Finish the job or they'll finish you"? Do you just like negating your own characters??

I think it'd be better if Arc 2 and 3 switch places if they are to stay within a similar amount of plot. They could've introduced Rinko earlier and really give her the narrative foil antagonist (and duel) she deserves as man-made/orders/past vs Sawa's nature/choice/future. Heck might as well push back the Janome plot by two episodes, show more Nue's Angels bonding to warrant why Tsuki earns a namesake in Hana's daughter. (And please dwell into his/her queerness, and make his fall more convincing)

I wishfully wished Hana would fight but I know it's a long shot. At least she didn't die. Or so I thought. I can't help but read the reason her daughter is travelling with Asahi is because she and his cheerful editor husband are both murdered - while Sawatsuki is so young that their death doesn't seem to bother her? I fucking hate that implication, but I wouldn't be surprised if THIS show pulled this on us.

Are they suggesting Asahi is gonna become the new executioner or at least, seek revenge for her sister? Let's put aside if and how she finds out who murders her. But Why. Not why would Asahi want to avenge her sister, but why would you take a character established by hope and second chance, to take on an old path? To be haunted by the same ghost her sister suffered for a decade?

Why does the show decides "history repeats itself" is a good message to send? That one should always be confined by the past and revenge is the only way to seek solace? That a cycle of violence is "cooler" than recovery and honouring a loved one's legacy positively?

I called Asahi obtaining blue blood weeks ago, because they have to show her inheriting Sawa's legacy one way or another, and this is the simplest way. But like you could have the blue blood doing positive change?! Like rebuilding the Karasumori village to take in orphans?? The blue blood helping "find dragon veins" to sustain their own economy if we so follow thy own setting? I'm just, at a loss by the end of an episode. Granted, the epilogue is pretty open-ended to me, and it's obvious teasing the stage play. Objectively its sale and popularity in no way gurantees a second season, and I'm not sure what story they can tell either.

This show, is beautifully drawn, and beautifully orchestrated, yet it fell short in throwing in every wow factor a teenager's "edgy" debut story would have to pass for hooking the audience interest. They need to learn how to edit. I'd like it better if the scale just draws in a little and flesh out a personal story. In the end, I'm more disappointed in its lost potential if only it was handled more sophisticatedly than I can be bothered by how they did the characters dirty.

#joran #myechoes #i said i was going back to screencap ep 11 #and this ep… at it drags on… i just get so distracted i don't even remember to take caps #i'd still give it a arc rundown i suppose. this series does work better as mini-films.#oh well time to rewatch WEP #anime

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