I need to put them in a box and throw them 100 ft deep in the ocean
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I hate this guy so much can i kiss him
you.. you are not kissing this man.....
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to the right wing asshole motherfucker on love is blind s5 who glaringly mischaracterized captain america: you clearly have not read a single captain america comic in your life, you do not understand the background that steve rogers originates from, the passing down of the shield, OR the fact sam wilson is currently captain america, so please sit your ass down & keep my boys names out of your mouth
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He got just 3 seconds of screen time and I immediately went insane from it (WHY does his ass do anything but make eye contact with anyone unless he plans to be sassy about them)
the No text version cuz 🐟
Ok so yeah Alaska is Alaska native in my hcs (no specifics) but I did base him loosely off my Yupik teacher cuz he’s so nice
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Kinda freaking out about the parallels where Jang Uk points his sword at the Crown Prince and the differences between them.
So in the first one, they'd been fighting. They're more immature here. Jang Uk just unsheathed his dad's sword for the first time. He's unsure and confused and slightly panicking as his arm moves against his will to point his sword at the Crown Prince. And the Crown Prince reacts with fear, stepping back as he looks at the blade in shock. Eunuch Oh shouts in anger at Jang Uk. "How dare you point your sword at the prince!"
Now in the second one, we've been told that three years have passed. They're grown up and have matured more after all the trauma that happened before. This time, Jang Uk's eye's are filled with hate and rage. This time, when he lifts his sword, it's with conviction. And the Crown Prince does not flinch. In fact, he steps closer so that the sword is right at his neck as he tries to talk to Jang Uk, to try to calm him. "I know you're in pain, that your sword holds your grief and anger."
And I'm screaming bc in the first one, when Jang Uk accidentally tries to kill the Crown Prince, he dodges. Will it be different the second time around?
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i hope u guys are jealous but not jealous enough to jinx us
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tax collector!reader x tax evader!zhongli
i slam my case on your table and rest it
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Someone give Wukong a hug please. (Not those 2 , wukong privileges have been revoked)
someone get this man a warm blanket, some warm peach tea, and a ton of love and affection.
liu, macaque, you're not invited.
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Listening to Psychosocial and my wife just goes
"Who is Lorraine?" And I respond with "Lorraine?"
And she turns to me and goes "Lorraine will kill us all." While beginning to laugh, okay. You don't have to be funnier then me.
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me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:
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What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333
I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.
and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like
this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways
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