#i dont want to tag everyone but this is my tag everyone blog…. SIGH

[luhuapoolenjoyer]

i cant promise ill make more of these so heres a disclaimer in case my numbers end up being misleading. anyway 1/?? next <this will have a link in it if i make more ok? ok.

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[prettyboykatsuki]

territorial woes | k. leona

✮ tags ; fem!reader (referred to as leonas woman very briefly) fluff, territorial / needy leona , he is sickly in love in this sorry they're so domestic, one singular sex joke, this is a college au so everyone is over 18 for sake of my sanity, sfw but this blog is 18+ so minors don't follow please and ty

✮ wc ; 2k (? ? ?)

✮ a /n ; im so embarassed that this is leaving my fingertips actually. i do have to clarify like... i dont rlly think leona gets jealous easily but he can be kind of childish bc he's spoiled if that makes sense lmao. i was so Plauged by this i couldnt sleep its like 4am. i took my melatonin at midnight im so sick. blame @/petrichorium i am not responsible.

✮ synopsis ; leona kingscholar is often annoyed, but not usually over something like this.

He shouldn't have come to class.

The clock on the wall is agitating. Tick, tick, tick. On repeat over and over, plainly the same and piercing. Leona is sensitive to his surroundings, and particularly to noise.

He hates loud noises and sharp cries and he hates the sound of the damn clock in Trein's classroom. He's never been a fan of the classroom setting, general lack of motivation aside. It goes against his very nature to listen to boring lectures and sit through assignments he's already done hundreds of times.

All of his education from being young royalty paid off but ultimately amounts to nothing, because if he wants to graduate he still has to do this all over again.

He's a hunter, so he's not opposed to sitting and lying in wait if there's a promise of reward at the end. If all this sitting around with a twitching ear and bored sigh would amount to anything he'd be a little less annoyed with attending.

And there was one, originally. A thing, that Leona had wanted (which he can only admit to himself begrudgingly) that was worth hauling his ass out of the peaceful botanical garden and into class today. That very thing which is currently giggling their heart out to one of those idiot freshman from the Heartslyabul dorm.

Tick, tick, tick. Leona snaps his jaw close and tears his eyes from the sight, nose scrunched in frustration with a knuckle pushed against his temple.

He wants to go back to his dorm. But he can't. He won't until he gets what he even came for.

The presence of another person alerts his senses, but he relaxes upon realizing it's Ruggie, sitting on the edge of his desk with that usual smug air about him. Leon passes him a glance but doesn't say a word.

"Somethin' troublin' you, my liege? Shyehehe."

Leona all but growls.

"Shut your trap or I'll hang you up by your tail."

"Ouch. That bothered by it, huh?"

"I'm not bothered by squat."

Ruggie laughs hard at that and Leona considers throwing him through a wall. Ruggie is also looking ahead where you at, staring a little more openly than Leona is. He whistles under his breath. He can't remember the names of the two brats, but they're always together. One of them with orange hair and the other with the short blue.

"They're pretty close with those two, yanno. Heard they were having sleep-overs and all durin' their first year.''

Leona narrows his eyes. The clock ticks on. Ruggie grins and Leona knows he should just up and leave. It's stupid to be hanging around here. It's lame that he's even looking. He should just go up there and—

"They're best friends, basically. Been like that since before you two had a thing going too. Way before that, I think."

Leona knows well enough what Ruggie is doing. What Hyena's are good at, goading his annoyance to push him to act. He's looking for a show, and Leona is nearly tempted to give him one. Nearly.

You're not the fierce type like the women back home. You probably wouldn't think twice about it, just bat your little lashes and wave your friends goodbye like the herbivore you are if he decided to drag you away. You'd pester him, follow him around while he acted moody and cold for a while before frowning.

You'd get mad at first, before huffing and saying sorry for something you didn't even do. Mumbling and poking around until Leona eventually drags you in his bed to nap instead of being outright about any of it. If his sister-in-law knew he was acting like such a kid to his woman, he'd never hear the end of it. It's that voice in his head that keeps him stuck in his chair, seething.

"Not like you to be so docile, King." Ruggie says. Leona shoots him a mean enough glare that he backs away in fear.

It's not like he's being docile. Not really. There's more to it than that.

Thing is, Leona is used to being chased. Regardless of his inferiority in birthright, he's still royalty. Royalty means plenty of people itching to get in his good graces to get a taste of the highlife. Leona is used to cheap tactics of seduction and luxury in order to earn his favor - he can smell it from away. He's always half expecting to uncover secret intentions.

It never happens. You are all by all measures, frustratingly sincere. Leona doesn't really know how to respond to it. You don't pay mind to his royalty or his ability aside from a normal amount of awe. You're an herbivore firstly, and a stranger to this world after that. Whatever traits in Leona you've latched onto, he can't wrap his head around nor does he understand.

It's the first time in his life that he's gotten into a romantic entanglement like this. Where everything is all lovey-dovey and things are so important. He's always been respectful to his women but he's never been seriously in love in his life. It's different from just being decent. He cares what you think to an extent that's unfamiliar. It's not like he'd ever fix his mouth to say all that, but it really matters that he does things the right way.

Leona doesn't usually act in self-interest, to begin with. Cocky as he may be - he's still king and kings act in the interest of his people. Regardless of what it looks like, you are part of his people. His pride, in more simple terms.

It's not being docile as much as it's an effort to show some respect for you.

Leona isn't usually jealous about petty, trivial shit. It doesn't matter to him what you do or who you do it with in your own time. He likes that you're independent, too.

He is however, a territorial apex predator and a prince. For better or for worse whenever he looks at you, all he can see is to prey animals encroaching on his territory.

That's the part of him that's raring to go. Teeth clenched and agitated, brows all drawn together in frustration. Leona wants to go back to his dorm, but he wont without what he came for. It's putting him in a bad mood.

But ultimately, he doesn't move from his spot. Ruggie leaves eventually when his mood has soured completely. His head is on the desk and he's got his eyes closed, but his ears twitched at the sound of your chair dragging on the floor.

"Can you guys walk Grimm back to the door? I'm gonna go with Leona. Thanks! See you later,"

And just like that, the classroom clears of the last nuisances occupying it. Leaving only you and Leona and that ticking clock together.

He hears you walk up to him before he sees it. Your voice is annoyingly pleasant to listen to.

"Leona? You sleeping already?"

He's starting to understand why his older brother folded at every single word that came out of his sister-in-laws mouth. He lifts his head just barely to look at you and you're looking at him all wide-eyed. He wants to tick you off a little, but can't conjure up any ideas.

"You done with those little yippin' herbivores you call friends? Can we leave now?"

You frown.

"You're in a bad mood. And don't be mean to them, they are actually my friends, you know?"

He scoffs and your frown deepens.

"Leonaaa," You drag out the syllables of his name as you stand beside him "What's wrong with you?"

He hears you pull a chair up. When he finally sits up, you're sitting directly in front of him on a chair turned backwards. There's hardly any room between you. Your face is twisted up with worry.

Leona reaches to pinch your nose. You pull away making his lips twitch upward.

"I shouldn't've came to class." He complains. You rub your nose but don't say anything back, considering him.

"I didn't think it was that bad today though. I guess it might always be for you though since you know like, everything, but I don't—"

Before you can keep going, he leans forward to press his lips to yours. It shuts you up effectively. Your lips are soft. They're sweet and a little sticky - mouth warm and welcoming.

When he pulls away, you blink at him.

"What were you sayin'." He asks.

You look a little taken aback.

"I don't know. Oh, uhm. I liked the lesson. It's fun to learn stuff about this world, I guess." You stumble over your words like you're shy. It's ironic to him, but charming all the same.

He grins.

"What? You nervous after a little kiss?" He teases.

You flush.

"You're not usually that forward, dummy. Which brings me to my question again, what's up? You're sulking."

"What the hell? I'm not sulkin'"

"Yes you are. Your doing the little nose scrunch thing too. Did something happen?"

He pushes the comment about his nose scrunch away entirely because he's sure thinking about too long is gonna get on his nerves. He glares at you for a while, debating on what he should say. Truth is, he is a little pissed. But he isn't going to tell you that your little chat with friends is making him territorial. That would be ridiculous.

There's a brief moment of silence before you pause. You tilt your head, eyes shining with curiosity.

"...Were you lonely?" You suggest.

His face drops.

"You're not the jealous type usually, but you're like a big overgrown kitty. So, you missed me right? That's why you're moping?"

The tone of your voice makes him want to pinch you again.

"Watch your mouth, herbivore." He grits, agitation rolling back into his tone like a wave. And you laugh, the nerve of you. Giggle a little as you lean in closer.

"You didn't say no."

"Shut up." He says, weakly.

"Leona," You say his name again, a little sweeter. Purposefully full of affection and he hates everything about how mushy it's making him feel. You reach your hand up to his head, petting behind his ears in the place you know he likes "I'm sorryyy,"

"Do you go 'nd tuck your tail between your legs like this for everyone? Where's your self-respect, huh?" He means to say with a lot more characteristic sarcasm.

But it all comes out gross and sweet sounding instead.

"Mm, no? It's just that my boyfriend is pretty shit at being honest about his feelings so if I don't dote on him he'll wither away like a houseplant and—"

He covers your mouth with his hand and glares at you, faux annoyed. And you're giggling against his palms, all bely laughs. It's all a little nauseating for him. He pulls away by cupping your jaw instead, squishing your face together.

"When'd you get so damn mouthy?" He grumbles.

"Since forever ago." You say through squished lips. He huffs, leaning forward to kiss you a second time. You're all soft everywhere. Squishy and mellow. Leona kisses you three times in the process, each one a little more impatient than the last before releasing you.

He doesn't let go, hand going to cup the back your neck instead. He cradles your head close, sighing against your mouth.

"Annoying," He says. You smile at him and he has to look away to deal with the intensity of it.

"You love me." You say with a smile. If only you knew the half of it.

He doesn't say that of course. Just scoffs as he stands to his feet, dragging you with him. He curls an arm around your waist, pulling you close to him. The warmth of your body makes him purr.

"In your dreams. You owe me for cuttin' into my naptime."

"What can I do for you my liege?" You say sarcastically, grabbing his hand openly. He squeezes it "You wanna take a nap with me?"

"Can't promise I'll get you in my bed and not fuck you about it." He says with a lazy chuckle. You nudge his side.

"You're so crass."

"You love me," He mocks. You huff.

"Unfortunately, I do. Could use some rest though," You yawn, and blinking blearily "So nap time it is. 'kay?"

He kisses the side of your head.

"Sounds good t'me."

#leon x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #writing tag #if anyone says anything about me posting this ill explode myself in the michaelwave.... please do not #i was so haunted by this i just needed to get it out of me i am not even. look #i cant explain it like i started sweating

[wonderinglostsoul]

Criminal Mind Fanfic

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!Reader

Synopsis: You are an FBI agent with a past and you were about to enter the BAU.

Trigger warning: BAU stuff like killing, violence, assault, mention of rape and suicide. I tried not to get too graphic with the decription

Note: This is a slow burn so I hope you can bare with me. I am trying to make it as short as possible. ( I actually wrote this note when I am writing the first chapter and now I have 8 chapters on my draft sooooooooo)

I know that it is a long read but I tried to make each chapter as interesting as possible by adding some case. And as a reward here is a smiling Thomas Gibson

You can view other chapters on Wattpad

Master list:

Chapter 1

You arrived at the BAU one hour earlier. No one was there yet so you roam around the office to make yourself busy, trying not to touch anything. You don’t want to evade any privacy or think that you were snooping even before you get the job.

As you roam around you study each of the desk. There is a desk with a lot of books and science fiction stuff. The desk was tidy but not organize. You know that this is a guy in his late 20s. He was hired by the FBI not because of his strength but his intelligence.

The next table was easier to identify because of a family picture on the table. It was the blonde woman who is an FBI and her husband? You figure that he is a cop. You were about to go to the next table when one of the office at the top of the stairs open.

“Can I help you?” A man says with a soft voice. He is fit, tall and handsome. You can see a hint of tiredness in his eyes. Or was it sadness? All you know is that he havent left his office since yesterday. You got a glimpse of the name tag on the door. It says Aaron.

“Mr. Aaron Hotchner, Hi I am [Y/N/L].” You hurriedly went upstair and held out your hand. “Nice to meet you sir”

He shakes your hand and spoke “You too. But you were early, our meeting was not supposed to be in an hour. Please come in” He opened the door.

When you enter the room you see some paper works. He go to one end of the table and he asked you to sit on another.

He read your file. You know that half of it are true but the other half? Its only your previous boss knows.

“This is a good recommendation that you’ve got. However, your experience with the bureau is… short. I am not sure if it can be sufficient with what we need right now.” He said while he continue reading your resume. You can see the hesitation on his face.

“I do understand that you wanted to hire someone who has experience. But I know that I can be of help with you here, sir. I can be of help so you dont have to pull all this all nighter and spend the rest of your time with your son.” You told him. He looked at you intently. You knew that he was not convinced but both of you also know that this interview is just a formality. Hotchner does not want to hire anyone through nepotism. And this scenario reminds him of how Emily Prentiss started in BAU and he is afraid that the history will repeat it self

He sighed and put the folder down. “ I want to be honest with you,” he said in a low serious voice. “I dont know who you are but everyone on the higher ups wanted me to hire you. But this job. What we do, its important and dangerous and if I cannot trust you or you lacking the experience you might be endangering us all”

“Then try me.” You said, sighing in between smile. “If my experience is not enough for you then put me on the field so I can show you what I can do. I know that I have all these backers but I also studied behavioral science and profiling so I know what I am doing. I pass my exam here in Quantico so I am qualified as any of the agents here. I am top of my class. ” You said with conviction. A knock on the door interrupted your meeting. The door opens and a bubbly blonde open the door. You figure out that she was not the same kind of agent that you are.

“I’m sorry, sir but the Texas PD called and they need our help.” She said.

“Thank you, Garcia. Tell everyone to meet at the conference room.” He said.

“Yes, sir.” She said then closed the door.

“I hope you have your travel bag with you. Follow me please.” He stand up and headed to the door.

We arrived at the conference room and everyone fell silent and looked at us.

“Everyone this is [Y/N]. She will be part of the team “Probationally”.” Hotchner Said emphasizing the probationally.

He starts introducing everyone. Reid, the guy with all the book, Jennifer, the woman with a kid and cop husband, Penelope, the girl who knocks at the Hotchner’s door, Morgan and Rossi.

They were talking about a mass shooting in Texas but they cannot find the shooter.

“An L.D.S.K. “Reid said as a matter of fact.

“What is L.D.S.K?” You asked.

“Long distance serial killer” Reid answers.

“A sniper?” You asked. Hotchner click the remote and shows the victims photo.

“Most likely yes. It seems that the victims were being assassinated. The shooter is from a high a place and shot in the victims in the head and the trajectory of the bullet is in downward position” Hotchner explained. Great! You thought. The last thing you need is a case related to your past

“We need to go to texas. wheels up in 30.” Hotchner added and then he headed out of the conference room.

Everyone started to stand up and followed hotchner. You stayed because you thought of something but Morgan interrupted your thought.

“Hey newbie, you coming?” He said,

“Yes, yes.” You said absentmindedly.

You arrived at the jet. Good thing that your previous boss told you to ready a travel bag because this assignment requires a lot of traveling. Derek and Reid are already seated beside each other, in-front of them is JJ. So you seated at the long couch beside them. Rossi and hotchner was seated at the other side of the plane. The screen opens and Garcia was at the monitor. Rossi and hotchner both stand up and join your area. Rossi seated beside you and hotchner seated on the armrest beside Rossi.

They started to discuss about the victimology. 2 of the victims are male both from a different age group and industry.

“I remember one of our L.D.S.K unsub. The nurse. He would use his car to hide himself and shoot his victim.” Morgan suggested

“Yes but he was not aiming for the head. He was only aiming for the stomach. And he was shooting as many victims as he could so he can save them. But this new unsub kills all the victim.” Reid said.

“Of course you remember it correctly. This is were you got your gun right, out of hotch pity because you saves his life.” Morgan teasing.

“I was able to pass my exam after that so I earned it fair and square” Reid answered.

“Alright, how about you [Y/N] do you have your gun. If not, I think Reid’s whistle is around here somewhere. “Morgan teases and started looking around

“She has a perfect score on her qualifying exam. She has the license to use any kind of guns” Hotchner said. You glance at him and you saw that he was looking at you. Everyone fell silent so try to join the quip.

“I can teach you when we comeback” You told Reid with a smile. “ But my tip is to Aim, shoot and follow thru.”

“Thats the same tip from hotch.” You look at hotchner and he was still looking at you intently so you smiled at him. To stop the awkwardness you address garcia,

“Garcia, do you know the height of the victim?”

“Not yet but I will send you the details as soon as I got the ME.” Penelope responded,

“And can you please check the trajectory of the bullet. Can they Identify the angle?” You added

“For what?” JJ asked,

“To find where the shooter was located during the shooting. We can narrow down the buildings and floors to search.” Rossi answered JJ. “That was impressive [Y/N]. You seems to know a lot about balistc.”

“Yeah” You answered.

“Rossi, [Y/N] and Reid, go to the hospital and check the bodies, you can get your answers there. Morgan, JJ go to the lasted crime scene. I will meet at the texas pd.” Hotchner ordered. They all go back to their seat. You read your case file again and analyze the crime scene.

“Newbie, what’s your story” Morgan asked you.

“What do you mean?” You answered peaking from the case file.

“What do you do before you join the BAU?” He asked, everyone was waiting for you to answer. Even Hotchner put down his case file to listen.

Of course you cannot tell them who you really are. It is confidential and they might not understand even if you tell them. So just tell them all the half truth on your resume. You study behavioral science and profiling in quantico. At the same time you do trainings to be a field agent. You have a short stint as an undercover agent and then you asked to be transferred to BAU to pursue your dream job and become a profiler.

“Why is it that your dream job is to become a profiler? It seems rare to find someone with that dream.” JJ asked.

“Because I can read people easily like an open book. For instance, you are married with 2 kids. You grew up in a farm and based on your body built you are athletic. When we are waiting for take off, you ere fidgeting your phone, contemplating whether to call or not but you opted to text. I concur that you had a fight with your husband and you just inform him that you were on the plane and might not be home tonight. I can go on but I dont want to be rude. But I guess you got my point.” You said apologetically.

“Thats amazing,” JJ said still in shock.

“I know, but it seems that I cannot read 100% of who they are and it still puzzles me how they can kill so many people. Do they have remorse or do they enjoy it so much. All I know is that there are alot of things that you can learn with the human behaviour.” You said passionately.

“I hope you’ll get what you needed here. “ JJ said warmly.

“Thanks” you answered,

The plane landed in Texas. When you embarked to the tarmac you see 3 cars waiting for you. You follow Reid and Rossi to the hospital.

At the hospital you confirmed that the unsub did the shooting at a high place. Approximately 18 floors. You asked garcia if there are building like that in a 10 mile radius and she confirm that there are 17 buildings. you were able to narrow it down because of the position of the victim when it falls. He was laying on his back so most likely he was facing the direction of the shooter.

You call Hotch and mentioned this to him. He asked Morgan and JJ to join you so that you can check floors 17 to 19.

You were able to find the bullet casing on the 18th floor and handed them with the ballistic team. Hotch asked you all to go back to the station to round up your findings.

On the way Garcia was able to find the connection on the victims. They were a member of robbers who were responsible on robbing a bank in the early 90’s. The statue of limitation was about to expire soon and they can now used the marked money that they were able to rob during that time. The team figures that one of the member was trying to eliminate the others to have all the share by themselves. There are still 3 members alive.

The team was able to profile the suspect. Male in their late 40s early 50s. Previous member of a gang. Not really an anti social but does not have any committed relationship in the past years.

The team investigated the bank robbery to identify the other suspect. You spent almost the whole day and still does not got anything. Hotch told everyone to go back to the hotel take a rest and start fresh tomorrow.

You were walking at the corridor when Hotch called you. You glance back and said “What’s up?”

“You did great a while ago at the building. You were able to identify the crime scene. It seems to me that you really know a lot with regards to guns and ballistic but it does not show in your resume.”

“It was just a hobby.” You said defensively. “I also read alot of cases before thats why I knew how to examine medical reports. And I guess watching alot of criminal drama also do good.” You told him smiling. Hotchner just nod but still examining you.

“Sure. Rest up and have a good night.” He bid you good night and open his door. You make way to your own room and started to settle in.

The next morning you all reconvene at the station. This time you made the connection. You were separated in 3 teams and went to each suspects house. All of them was out. On the 2 of the suspect you saw letters asking them to meet at the nearby plaza but the other one did not. Now you knew who is the unsub. Hotchner asked everyone to meet there but before you go with Hotchner to the car you realized something.

“Hotchner, wait!” Hotch glance back at you, holding the car door.

“I dont think that the unsub will be at the meeting place. If he used a sniper before, I bet he will also use one here. He will hunt both of them down.”

“You’re right!” He get his phone and dialed Garcia.

“How can I help you today lovely people.” Garcia greeted at the other side of the phone.

“Garcia, can you find a building near the park. around 10mile radius.”

“There are several, ma’am.”

“How about High rise building with atleast 18 floor?” Hotchner asked.

“There are 7 but there is one building with exactly 18 floors and the highest floor is currently renovated. I will send you the address.”

“Thank you!” You and Hotchner both shouted. You go in the car. Reid was waiting for you. While driving you called everyone and mentioned your finding. You will go to the building while the rest will go to the park. Hotchner also asked back up. While on the way you saw a taller building, atleast 20 floors high. You ask Hotchner to stop.

“Stop the car!” You shouted.

“Why did you find anything?” Hotchner asked.

“I am about to. You go to that building that garcia mentioned. I will check something here.” You said in a hurry. You were about to go down. When Hotchner asked you to stop.

“I did not authorized you to do any of this unless you tell me why. Why do you need to go to that building. What is the connection to the case?”

“I cannot tell you just yet. But I can promise you that I can help. just please trust me on this. If I screw up then fire me right here. Just trust me please.” But you know he will not do that so you immediately grab the black bag you stash under the seat and jump out the car. You heard the car go away but you did not look back.

You run in the building and asked the guard that you need to go to the roof. You show your FBI ID badge and they escort you immediately. When you were at the last floor you asked the guard to stay put and dont approach the rooftop until you said so.

When you are at the rooftop, you open your bag. Inside is your sniper. Which you always bring anywhere with you. What was not added in your resume is that you were a trained sniper of the FBI. You are one of the best there is. You assemble the gun and insert some bullets.

You position your gun and look into the scope to locate the building that Garcia mentioned. You scan the top floor and saw the UnSub. He was preparing to shoot. You scan the park and saw the target and you also saw Morgan, JJ and Rossi approaching the 2 targets. When suddenly each of the swat team started falling down. You knew that the unsub was shooting. Before anything else, you point your gun to the unsub. You can see him smiling. And with your instinct you pull the trigger. It hit the unsub in the head. You saw his gun fall on the ground when he lose grip and fell down. Your heart was raising. This is the first time that you use your sniper after that unfortunate event. You were still looking at the scope when you saw Hotchner go to the window trying to find the one who shoot the unsub but you know he will not find you because you are a few miles away that the naked eye cannot see anymore. You look at him at scope for a while. Trying to read his facial expression. You know that he knew you were the one who did this so you know that he was angry at you. But when you look intently at his face, it was not anger, but rather worry that was registering in his face. He was scanning every single building around but to no avail. He frowned then you saw Reid joined him. He talked to Hotchner. Based on his lip movement you read that the others are fine and the officer that was hit was not critical. You smiled and put away your gun.

You retrieve the bullet casing and put it on your pocket. You went down and join the team at the park.

When JJ see you she was surprised.

“I thought you were with Hotch and Reid at the building where the UnSub is?” JJ asked

“Something happened thats why we have to split. How’s everyone? “ you answered her

“Everyone was fine. Some of the SWAT Team got shot as we approached the target but there were graze, I dont think the UnSub has any intention to kill them.” Morgan answered.

“And what will happened to the robbers?” You asked him

“The statue of limitation will not expire until tomorrow so they can still be arrested.” Morgan answered. You smiled.

“Thats great.” You know they have questions. Its not normal that the boss will let someone alone especially during they apprehension of the suspect. And the bag that you carry. You look more suspicious than any unsub there is. But you know that this is your last day. so you do not care anymore.

When you arrived at the station you saw Hotchner. He was shocked for a second to see you and is that a hint of relief? No, you must be imagining. And in a split second his face become serious again. He raised on eyebrow and then look away. You know that you were fired the moment you left that car. So you just approached him holding your badge.

“Sir,” You said in a low voice. When he turn around you stretched your arm, offering him your badge. He just raised his eyebrow again at the sight of the badge then he look at you

“We will talk when we arrive in Quantico.” He said then turn back to whatever he was doing. You retrieve your hand and walk away, joining the rest of the team.

The plain ride was excruciating. Hotchner was quiet and pretending you did not exist. The rest was minding also there own business. So you just lay down on the couch and tried to snooze all the noises. You cannot believe that you were able to screw your dream job.

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After a couple months of hiatus, I finally found the inspiration to finish all these drafts of fics I have in my WIP folder... sorry for the wait, I want quality out here.

Here’s a delulu scene that I have had rotting in my brain the past couple of months starring no other than the man of the hour: Lee Jeno. I started fully flesh out writing this fic at around 11:45pm and its currently 6:25am and I’m still not done with it LOL shooting for 10k words with this to make it worth while to read! Enjoy this teaser/preview, after my beta readers do a read through and make edits, I’ll post the full length fic hopefully tomorrow! <3

Pairing: Jeno ft the ‘00 line dreamies x fem! reader insert

Tags: gamer idol au, secret girlfriend reader, slice of life, needy reader, jeno is a nerdy hard head,  substantial amount of plot leading up to the nasty, possessive jeno, lowkey the ‘00 line wants you so bad, jeno knows everyone wants you so bad, y’all can look but not touch vibes, camera voyeurism

Warnings: teasing, voyeurism, exhibitionism, oral fem reader and male receiving, masturbation, unprotected sex (wrap it up ya’ll!), mentions of potential five way, multiple partners (not directly), possessive domination, degradation, reader is a simpy subby sub sub, dumbification/bimbo kink, mentions of referring to reader as ‘pet’/’kitten’, (probably more knowing me... I’ve been brewing on this one for a WHILE)

Word Count: final product: ~10k, teaser: 640 

** I haven’t proof read this yet, and this may not make the final cut, please be aware of that !

Summary: Between Jeno being an idol and you being a current nursing school student, it’s hard to find time to be there for each other and actually feel like you two are dating. So when Jeno makes time to spend a whole day with you but actually spends the whole time playing with the boys online instead of helping you study for your exam, you decide it’s time to play some games of your own.

“Are you kidding me? Hyuck open your fucking eyes!” Jeno screamed at his screen while throwing his hands in the air, “I’m tired of us not moving on because of you!”

It’s been three hours since you have arrived at Jeno’s apartment. You’ve been insisting on spending more quality time with him and he finally promised to put more effort in by agreeing to spend the day with you.

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 Maybe you should have seen it coming when Jeno insisted on you bringing your study materials for your upcoming exam, mentioning that he will help you study. When he opened the door you were expected to be bombarded with warm hugs and maybe even some cuddles and suggestions to bake cookies. Would it be so presumptuous to even be looking forward to being savagely ravished in some long awaited sexy time? The thought of having uninterrupted alone time with Jeno bounced around your mind as you anticipatingly waited for him to answer the door.

However much to your chagrin, you were begrudgingly and briefly greeted with a breathy irritated Jeno that barely made eye contact before running back to the room shouting, 

“I swear I’m here! I’m here! Just had to open the door for y/n! I’m back! I’m back!” leaving you confused and rooted to the welcome mat of his front door.

Sighing, you slowly removed your shoes and made your way to his kitchen to grab some water and place your stuff on his table. Making your way to Jeno’s room, the volume of his excited shouting elevated and as you rounded the corner you saw him slouched over staring at the screen with intent eyes and hands frantically moving. 

“Hey babe,” you knock while leaning against his desk, his eyes not meeting yours once again. 

“Just go towards the back Jaem that way they won’t see you,” he called out adjusting his mic. 

“Babe,” you raised your voice.

“No Hyuck, stay there, we need you later,” he replied while checking his second monitor briefly then shooting you a quick smile before clicking repeatedly, “hey babe sorry I’ll be done with this game soon, one sec.”

“Will you really be done soon? It’s fine if it won't just let me know so I’m not just waiting around.” 

“Yeah, yeah swear,” he nodded while playing.

You made your way back to the table in the living room and placed all your textbooks down and opened up your laptop to finish a lecture that you needed to finish taking notes on.

Fifteen minutes passed and your feet were tucked under your body in the seat and highlighters were scattered around. As you cracked your knuckles closing the lecture video tab, Jeno walked out of his room shirtless, sporting a pair of gray sweatpants and his gaming headset on, making his way to the fridge. Jeno was a dream. Only he could look so insanely attractive while having the personality of the biggest nerd you’ve ever met. 

“Let’s fucking go!” he hollered while rummaging through the shelves to find a carton of banana milk and drinking it, “can’t believe we made it out of there, Hyuck fucking sucks at stealth missions, so it must have been a miracle for them to not see him,” he laughs while heading towards you. Jeno flicked his hair to the side and tucked a hand into his pocket making his arms slightly flex, effortlessly gorgeous as always.

Straightening your back you leaned forward awaiting him to finally sit with you, lips sitting prettily puckered awaiting your overdue kiss. Excitement erupts and you can barely sit still as you think how you will escalate this further today. A long list of positions and roleplay fill your head excitingly. However Jeno wasn’t nearly on the same page as he walked straight past and into the pantry to take out a bag of chips and jog back into the room. Disappointment -and a bit of sexual frustration- sets in as you hear a faint, “hell yeah I’m down for another round lemme log back in really quick!”

You have got to be kidding me.

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I would answer this privately if I could, but anon blues haha. Anyways if ur giving me the choice, then no thank you. No discourse blogs for me thanks. I think this is kind of inappropriate to ask and I’d prefer no one do it again. I am not entrenched in internet culture and I find ur blog confusing and alarming.

I think everyone who thinks I suck and hates me should just block me :) and they’re welcome to do so (/gen)

Ppl who have blocked me or I have blocked are still welcome to use my resources btw, I don’t want to cut anyone off from getting their communication needs met - just view my blog on desktop (and enjoy my lovely theme) or join the discord, since it doesn’t facilitate texting and is just my archives.

As for visibility… I trust that ppl will find me 🙏 and I have no intent to delete this blog

tho in general I don’t mind being involved in archives, this doesn’t pass my vibe check ESPECIALYL cuz real ones know people have used blocklists to harass ppl in the past, even in the emoji community and not even that long ago. I will not participate if I can help it.

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[ch0cocrave]

(on anon cuz im ranting abt tadc LOL- you know me irl from school and i have the V plush yayayyaa)

anyways ewww a frickin proshipper interacted with my tadc post and they had literally the most uncomfortable tadc ships (imo) on their blog :[

they also had cyn x n and just -sigh-

i check every blog that interacts with me and its been fine until i ran into this person LOL-

why do i do this to myself 😔

it gave me an extra reminder to not post more tadc content in the future 🫶🫶

(ok but crazy how uncomfortable the tadc fandom makes me sometimes LMAOO)

(also the ships in question were jax x pomni (there is no chemistry between them??? the ship just feels weirrd), jax x gangle (ok why is this a thing, jax fucks with gangle so bad, and no its not because he "likes her", its because he's literally an asshole, there is no "good side" in him), and jax x ragatha (idc if people ship this, i would understand why, but just their relationship in my own story makes me dislike it. its just blegh, personally dont like it, but i dont hate anyone for shipping it))

BTW! forgor to mention- ur free to tag me in specifically loo or gummigoo posts (or the fudge monster or max and chad or anyone else from candy canyon kingdom) cuz i havent seen anything bad of them (yet..) so yeah >:] have fun w/ that

also irrelevant but holy hell the trip to the jail was SO FUN, my dad sent a picture of us in one of the cells and i was just all smiles lol

u certainly helped make the trip memorable, i seriously havent had a friend as great as you in years /srs (and istg there was not a MOMENT i thought u were being awkward, i just had a TON of fun <33 )

ok bye sorry for rant, i just dont wanna draw or sleep lol

Proshippers should just climb into that dirty hole they dug themselves into and just STAY there. Nobody wants them. Nobody cares about them, and what kinda mindset do they have in the first place to even come up with that stuff and think its okay. ( AND CYN x N???? T^T COME ON THAT'S SOME SWEET HOME ALABAMA TYPE SHIT )

Those people are gonna grow up to be pedos ISTG-

And the whole TADC fandom in general is just WEIRD... ugghhhh just why can't people just enjoy a show without shipping everyone and EVERYTHING <:[... ( the most anyone would be is like good friends or smth bro )

Also heheheh happy I made the trip fun :]]] always makes me happy to hear that stuff lmao

#choco answers #idk just in case don't post anymore tadc stuffs because people are just WEIRD- ( idk just a reminder lol )

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#5

You should do like reader is very talkative and she talks to Draco a lot and Draco is just always quiet when she talks or just nods his head and stuff she thinks he doesn’t listen so she just stops talking to him and ignore him cause she thinks she aggravated him but she really didn’t and Draco really was listening so he talks to her and tells her he listens and literally just repeats everything she used to say to him like her favorite color, pets, things to eat and drink and just random things if it makes sense

Annoying

"Oh and what do you like the most for breakfast? Honestly, I love pancakes but they usually dont serve pancakes for breakfast here. Oh and do you like puppies or cats more? I think cats are cute but puppies are my personal favorite. Nevermind, I was gonna ask you what color should I buy my Yule Ball dress? I can get a green one if you'd like because you are in slytherin but blue is my house color but I really want to get a red one because it suits me. What do you think?", Y/N looked at Draco, only to see him busy reading his potions textbook.

She doubted he even heard a single word that came out of her mouth and she sighed. They were currently at the black lake, sitting against their favorite trees. They had been dating for about 6 months and they were both very happy.

Except, Y/N didn't think so. Everyone knew she was very talkative and could talk for hours about anything and everything. And everytime she ranted to Draco about her day or in general, she noticed that he only kept nodding at her words without looking at her or responding. She wondered if she was annoying him by talking too much.

She was about to ask him if he was even listening when someone called her name. It was Luna.

"Hey Y/N!"

"Hey Luna. You wanted something?", she smiled at her bestfriend.

"Oh yeah. I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to the library to study?", she asked in her dreamy voice.

"Of course.", she smiled.

She then turned to her boyfriend.

"Draco, I am gonna go with Luna. See you later?", she placed a kiss on his cheek but he only nodded, eyes still on the potions book.

Y/N sighed and got up. They both were about two steps apart from Draco when she heard him mutter a quiet "thank god" and her eyes widened and welled with tears.

So it was true then. She really was annoying him. Why didn't he straight away tell her? Then maybe he didn't want to hurt her feelings? She was lost in her own thoughts.

Luna obviously noticed this and asked her if she was fine, to which she responded with a weak "I am good."

That night, she couldn't sleep. Her thoughts kept wondering to that day's events. Maybe she really was annoying.

She had been told off a couple of times for talking too much. Be it her friends or parents, she had been called off for talking too much,due to which, she grew a bit insecure and stopped talking at a point. But when she met Draco, her habit of talking came back because Draco always listened to her, which she was very thankful for. But now, she doesn't think so anymore

So, she finally decided to talk less and stop ranting to Draco. If that would make him happy, she was willing to do so. Only if she knew what Draco really meant by that phrase of his....

For the next few days, she only gave short responses to Draco and went early to bed to avoid him because she knew she would not be able to stop herself if she were anywhere around him. She even cancelled plans to hangout saying she had to study.

Draco obviously noticed this change in behaviour and was not quite happy to say the least. He loved when she told him about her day and he found it adorable when she would rant about things.

He missed her to say the least. So, he approached her when he saw her sitting alone against their tree near the black lake.

"Hey, darling", he smiled while sitting down and pressing a kiss to her forehead in the process.

She weakly smiled back and just pecked him on the lips in return.

Draco sighed.

"Y/N, tell me what's wrong ,love.", he said while snatching the book she was reading from her hands.

She frowned and looked at him.

"Nothing is wrong, Draco."

"No, I know something is wrong. You haven't been yourself. You haven't been talking to me properly and you cancel plans when I ask you to hang out. Please tell me what's wrong.", he asked with pleading eyes.

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#4

oKAY hmmm draco teasing you in class because you're doing some cute habit (i.e. sticking your tongue out while writing, or bouncing your knee)? i know that's not really specific aaa tell me if you want more detail lol

a/n: mwahahaha guess who's back👀 yessir! wi here, is back(probably) andddd I was gonna start with some angst but decided against it coz why not? anywayyy, hope you all like this, it's been so long since I last wrote🥺also, it's gonna be a headcanon.

y'all would be sitting in class waiting for Professor Sprout to show up. Draco is sitting beside you ofcourse.

Professor Sprout is going to take a test and let's just say herbology is not your best subject. You wait for her anxiously and start fidgeting with your hands.

draco notices this and takes a hold of your right hand and brings it up to his lips and places a chaste kiss on your knuckles, looking at you straight in the eye.

he then leans closer and whispers,"you will be alright, darling." you'd be blushing like hell by this point. even after about a year of dating, this boy makes you feel so many new things everyday.

you look down to hide the rose tint covering your face and he chuckles and kisses your cheek.

Professor Sprout eventually arrives and handovers the question parchments and you start writing.

when draco is finished with his test, he looks towards you to see you still writing. he almost chuckles when he sees your tongue dart out which draco has noticed happens when you're doing something with full concentration.

he doesn't disturb you at that time.

when you finish your test, you look at him and he darts his tongue out too as a way to tease you pout and look the other way to hide your smile.

"you look cute when you're concentrating",he whispers into your ear considering students are still writing the test.

"you,draco malfoy, are a flirt", you squint your eyes at him, trying your best to hide your blush.

"only for you", he winks at you and looks forward to see if Professor Sprout was looking before stealing a kiss on the lips, leaving you like a mess.

a/n: how was ittttttt. so long since I last wroteeee

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1,349 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

#2

attention seeker

A/N: first of all, to the ones whose requests have been pending-I'm so sorry. I am having a tight schedule recently and I have my exams starting next week. I will try to complete all the requests this week but no promises, sorry again. secondly, sorry in advance if its bad coz I rarely write fluff so I may not be that good at it. warnings: nothing, just me writing fluff.

The door to Draco's private dorm burst open and in came Draco himself. He was all muddy, droplets of sweat prickling down his hair, face red and breathing uneven. This was normal as he just came back from his quidditch practice.

He looked towards his bed, where his beautiful girlfriend was sitting, her back against the headboard, knees to her chest and a book in her hands. A smile grew onto his face instantly. Y/N didn't have to look up from the book to know it was Draco. She heard his heavy yet graceful footsteps come up the stairs. "How was practice?", she smiled, eyes on the book in front of her. "It was fine.", Draco replied softly. She nodded while sparing him a quick glance and returned to her book. Meanwhile, Draco took his uniform off and got ready for a shower. "I am going to take a shower.", he announced in hopes that his girlfriend will ask him to join. "Okay", she replied while he rolled his eyes. "care to join?", he raised his eyebrows with a hopeful look on his face. "No thanks. I had one before coming here.", she said uninterested while Draco's face fell. "Fine", he sighed.

Draco came out in a t-shirt and sweatpants after sometime to see Y/N still reading the book. He was annoyed and he wanted attention but he would never verbally say that or even admit it to himself. "What are you reading, darling?", he walked towards her and placed a kiss on her head. " A book", she teased while Draco rolled his eyes. She knew what she was doing and also what he was trying to do. But, she wanted him to admit it himself. He walked towards the other side of the bed and sat there doing nothing. He looked towards Y/N who was totally absorbed in the book. He crawled towards her and sat directly beside her while placing a kiss on her temple. She didn't even bulge. He sighed and hid his face into the crook of her neck, kissing it softly. She still didn't seem to notice him. He sighed for what felt like the millionth time and started placing kisses up her jaw to get any sort of reaction from her. Nothing. Y/N on the other hand was enjoying this too much. This has obviously happened before but she usually took the clue and gave in. He was too hard to resist, especially when he was being such a cutie. But she wanted him to ask for it this time. It was becoming very hard for her to hide her smile so when Draco pushed her knees down and laid his head in her lap, she couldn't contain it. She put aside her book to look at him and chuckled when she saw him looking at her with a cheeky grin plastered on his face. "You are such an attention seeker, Draco.", she chuckled while running her hand through his hair whereas Draco's smile disappeared. He sat up from his position and pouted. "I am not an attention seeker!", he exclaimed with furrowed eyebrows while Y/N raised hers in amusement. "Oh really?", she teased but he wasn't having it. "Yes!" "Well, whatever sails your boat then.", she shrugged and picked up her book again while hiding her smirk. She knew Draco wouldn't be able to last long. Draco was not happy. Yes, he wanted attention but his pride wouldn't let him admit it. Or so he thought... He returned to his position on his side of the bed and laid down, staring at the ceiling. He took a glance at Y/N who was busy reading and sat back up ,back against the headboard and legs sprawled out, now staring at the wall. He yet again looked towards his girl who showed paid no attention, according to him. Y/N, however, was fully aware of what he was doing and smiled to herself. After a few minutes, Draco got up from the bed and towards his desk. Might as well complete his homework. He opened his books to see his work already done. Oh yeah, he completed his essays last night in order to spend time with Y/N. With an annoyed sigh, he closed his books and sat there on his chair, arms crossed and a pout on his pink lips. Y/N, who was watching all this couldn't help but let out a slight giggle which she tried to cover with a cough but was unsuccessful. Draco had already heard her and huffed. After a few more insufferable minutes, Draco got up from his chair and made his way towards Y/N. He then snatched her book and slammed it on her bedside table. Y/N looked at him in surprise. "Draco-", she let out a yelp when he rolled her over to the center of the bed. "Draco what-", she got cut off again, but this time it was by him crawling on top of her. He hid his face in her chest and his arms went around her waist. "I want attention.", his voice was muffled by the fabric of her top.Y/N's heart swelled at his soft tone of voice. Her hands instinctively went to his hair and he let out a sigh of relief. "Not so hard now, was it?", she teased but he just held her tighter. They remained in that position for some time before Draco lifted his head from her chest and looked at her with puppy eyes. "I am sorry if I irritate you sometimes.", he spoke with such softness. Y/N almost cried at how adorable he was being. "Draco Lucius Malfoy, you can never irritate me, especially when you are being such a softie.", she giggled while kissing his forehead. "I am not a softie!", he spoke firmly. She raised her eyebrows as if to say "really?". He groaned

and snuggled into her chest once again to try to hide the smile that grew on his face. She kissed his head and shook her head while chuckling. "I am so in love with you, Malfoy.", she whispered. A huge smile grew on Draco's face as he replied with- "I am so in love with you too, future Mrs. Malfoy.", she could hear the cheekiness in his voice but that didn't stop her cheeks from growing red. Draco briefly looked up at her and laughed softly at her blushing cheeks. She smiled at the sound of his laughter and looked down at the blonde in pure admiration until- "DRACO!", she gasped when she felt his very cold hands on the skin of her stomach as Draco's laughter echoed throughout the room.

They were so whipped.

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My #1 post of 2022

cuddling for the first time with draco malfoy(hc)

a/n: this is my first headcanon :)

you and draco have been dating for about 3 weeks when he insists that you spend the night in his private dorm.

he didn't ask you to stay for the night earlier because he was quite shy as he hadn't done anything like this before.

he would give you his shirt(which is very lose on you) to wear for the night

at first, you both would be laying on your sides of the bed looking at each other.

he so badly wants to hold you but is very awkward and hesistant, afraid you would be uncomfortable.

after the staring contest, you would bid him goodnight and turn away from him, your back facing him.

"fuck it", he whispers under his breath.

you feel him moving closer to you.

you feel his fingers brush your back a few times before he wraps an arm around your waist from behind.

you both would be red by this point and you couldn't hide the smile that grazed your features.

he would bury his face in the crook of you neck and plant a kiss as soft as a feather there.

if you weren't red before, you are definitely a tomato now.

he slips his hand under your shirt and rests it on your stomach.

he feels your breath hitching and slightly smirks.

"is this okay?", he would whisper against your neck, afraid it might have gone too far.

when he hears your affirmative response, he feels his body relax and unconciously starts rubbing small circles on your skin, ones that could make you shiver.

you both fall asleep into a deep slumber, tangled with each other.

THIS WAS SO LONG IM SORRY !!!!!!

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hii i know this is random but bear with me. ive never read the vampire academy books but i have seen the movie for the first time last week and ive been like COMPLETELY insane about it ever since. the absolute craziness of psychosexual obsessive girlbestfriendism has captivated me and now i live breathe eat roselissa. spent a lot. of time on vampire academy wiki...thinking abt reading the books even but that seems a little excessive plus i dont wanna read about rose dimitri relationship i dont condone it. BUT i am getting desperate ive seen bad fanart on pinterest ive even venturend into some bad fanfic territory theres nothing in the roselissa tumblr tag and your blog is the only light in the darkness. im so obsessed with them its really bad. NOBODY does it like them theyre so insane. okay so-> i was thinking you could use this ask to dump some roselissa opinions/headcannons/notes app essays etc or like literally anything🙏. also sorreee for how long it is & thank you & also should i watch the show? ok ok have a nice day byeeeee❤️

i am so fucking glad that it's 2023 and people are still watching this stupid perfect lesbian camp masterpiece of a film. okay first of all you are soooo real not wanting to read the books because of fuck ass dimitri like what a pathetic flop. *i* love the books like i would love my own children but keep in mind i did read them for the first time as a 12yr old and even now when i reread it's mostly to warmup before rereading bloodlines which i think is the most perfect magical romantic series ever written. heterosexuals won that round.

anyway i think everyone in the world should watch the show it's so much fun and the roselissa necromancy reveal goes soooooooo crazy like it's gay excellence. also a) australian rose hathaway is INSPIRED, b) the rose/dimitri of it all pisses me off significantly less in the show purely because he's like. not even a teacher he's just lurking and hanging around and i find that very funny. no friends no job he's just like me fr, and c) lissa wears funky little hats and that's so special to me she is my baby girl princess sweetie pie forever and ever and ever

okay moving onto actually talking about roselissa it is first of all very important to me that you know the 3rd book opens with rose inside lissa's head during a lissa/christian sex scene and she's very much like "i don't want to have sex with lissa..... BUT-" and it sends me every time especially because that was actually the first book i read so my literal introduction to this series was rose being weird and psychosexual about lissa which kind of coloured my view of them forever. roselissa above everything of course but i AM a roselissachristian throuple truther i think they're very fun and rose and christian best friendisms are very dear to me.

i do keep a running list in my notes app of songs that i would put on a roselissa playlist (like an insane person.) and the #1 entry is mitski's i don't smoke because well literally if you need to be mean be mean to me i can take it and put it inside of me..... that's literally their whole entire thing for a while there like rose spending an entire book like. siphoning off lissa's mental illness and making it her own SOUNDS like a joke but no it's #real and #devastating. bonus i also have a list of lissa songs which is topped by BRUTAL by olivia rodrigo because nobody has ever suffered the pains of being a teenage girl more than my perfect bisexual vampire princess.

my post-series thoughts /headcanons are often pretty depressing on the roselissa front but i don't want to get into depressing shit so i will instead talk about my current favourite idea which is that after they break their bond at the end of the series. you'd think they'd start being normal about each other. but NO they get even more freaky and codependent. i like to picture people coming to court and just sighing when they see them sitting in each other's laps on lissa's throne like not AGAIN. and dimitri idk dies in a fire or something. idk if you've ever seen grey's anatomy but there's this bit where a guy is like "my wife and her friend have sleepovers together in our bed with me in it" and TO ME that is soooo roselissachristian core. he's THEIR third wheel and he knows it.

also sidebar it pisses me off SOOOOOO bad seeing how people on the internet so fundamentally misunderstand lissa and her relationship to rose like for literal years now like they're always out here calling my girl self-centred and saying she doesn't love rose as much as rose loves her which is crazy because hello she brought rose back from the DEAD with her mind powers. her whole flop family was dead in that car and she brought back her girl best friend like what more can you even say about that. she's gay and she's insane and she's so completely Not Normal about rose

#okay i put a read more because this got long as fuck and i am so sorry for anyone seeing this if it didn't work sdkjdjd #THANK you for sending me this va is my favourite thing in the world i could talk about it for years #basically. absolutely watch the show it's perfect i have no notes #and i Won't tell you to read the books but. they are very fun and easy to get through if you do decide to #and while the rose dimitri of it all is. gags. i DO think roselissa is very clearly the core relationship #it's so funny that ms mead accidentally wrote a crazy gay masterpiece for the ages like. roselissa will ALWAYS be famous #answered #anonymous

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I posted 173 times in 2022

That's 128 more posts than 2021!

153 posts created (88%)

20 posts reblogged (12%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@just-illegal

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I tagged 170 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#hermitcraft - 145 posts

#hermitcraft headcanon - 84 posts

#hermitcraft headcanons - 36 posts

#nhhpromptober - 33 posts

#grian - 27 posts

#pearlescentmoon - 15 posts

#tango tek - 11 posts

#nhh 2022 promptober reblog - 11 posts

#tangotek - 9 posts

#watcher grian - 9 posts

Longest Tag: 127 characters

#if there are any artist out there and you want to draw this please do because i love this idea and have no drawing capabilities

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

The 1.19 update was great for everyone, except Zedaph.

Apparently, goat horns and sheep horns were similar enough in code because the sudden existence of them caused Zedaph's horns to become recognized as an object by themselves.

"'Zedaph's horn'," Tango read the entry off his communicator. He looked up at Zedaph who had his back facing Tango. "Huh. I didn't know it was a thing."

"It's not a thing," Zedaph emphasized, turning his head around to look at Tango. He would have simply glanced over his shoulder but he couldn't; his fully-grown curled horns obstructed his view. "My horns don't just break like the goats' do because they hit something. My horns are much stronger than that."

"Indestructible," Impulse added, and the other two turned to him. Tango made a sceptical scrunch of his face and Zedaph nodded furiously in agreement.

"Do you think your horns would survive if you were TNT-canon-launched into like a wall?" Tango asked.

"I'm not TNT-canon-launching myself across my base!" Zedaph retorted, though the thought of it made him chuckle.

"Oh? Sounds like someone is scared!" Tango taunted.

"Scared? Who said anything about scared?" Zedaph scorned with a grin. "Impulse!" Zedaph called, and Impulse nodded in attention. "Make me the furthest TNT canon launcher ever!"

"Zed, that's quite dangerous," Impulse warned. "Even if your horns do not break, it would hurt-"

"The furthest TNT canon launcher EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" Zedaph hollered.

"EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tango echoed.

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Facepalming right into the side of a mountain was never fun. Neither was the sharp pain of his horns cracking in two.

"Zedaph's horn!" Tango shouted, delighted as he ran towards the broken horn and picked it up.

"Zed!" Impulse ran to him, helping him up and offering him a healing potion. Zedaph rubbed his nose painfully, then winced as he raised his hand to touch the jagged edge of his now broken horn. "Does it hurt?!" Impulse asked, alarmed.

"No," Zedaph sighed, "just bruised my image and my ego."

Impulse offered Zedaph sandpaper and Zedaph began the tedious process of sanding and smoothening out what was left of his horn.

"It'll grow back," Impulse tried to cheer him up. "They'll look the same again."

"Yeah," Zedaph shrugged, "in a few years."

"Do you think a song plays if I blow through Zedaph's horn?" Tango asked, holding the horn with both hands like it was the most precious item ever. It could very well be; there was only one Zedaph, and no more Zedaph horns for a few years.

"Try it," Zedaph shrugged.

Tango blew into one end of Zedaph's horn and all that came out of the other end was a splatter of saliva.

"Disappointing," Zedaph commented.

"Your horn doesn't make music!" Tango exclaimed.

"You don't know how to play a horn!" Impulse cried, seeming horrified at Tango's attempt.

"You try!" Tango offered him the horn.

"Ew!" Impulse backed away, waving a 'get-it-away-from-me' hand at Tango. "I'm not touching that!"

"How are you going to prove that it's me and not the horn then?" Tango asked.

"I have another horn," Zedaph offered, and gestured at his one intact horn.

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#4

robot tango has to do that little "are you a robot" captcha test. i dont have anything more than that on that topic but i think he would probably fail and be Very irritated about it

Fans buzzing in frustration, Tango glares at the tiny box on his communicator’s screen. [I’m Not A Robot] the text proclaims. “But I am a robot,” He whispers drawing Impulse’s attention.

“What’s up?”

Tango shows him the communicator, “I could click it, but… I don't want to lie.”

With a sound mixed between a sigh and a snort, Impulse clicks the button and grants Tango access to the website

“Thanks,” Tango shoots his friend a grin. It’s not like the robot wouldn't pass the test; he's pretty good at mimicking human arm movements. Looking back at the communicator he finishes his shopping. He needs spare parts, and you can't just craft them most of the time.

Clicking the next button, Tango’s head hits the table with a thunk.

“Another one?” Impulse grins.

“Yeah…” Tango rubs the back of his neck, “It’s a different kind… could you?”

Taking the comm, Impulse frowns at the string of squiggly letters and numbers, the psychedelic background not helping the readability of the text, “Ok, you’re in.” He passes the communicator back, having successfully deciphered the nonsensical phrase.

“You make it sound like I'm hacking them,” Tango laughs.

“I mean, you are a robot on a website made to keep bots out.”

“Yeah but those are computer bots, not RObots with bodies and free will like myself!” Tango gives himself a dramatic gesture. Impulse just shakes his head, smiling fondly.

256 notes - Posted February 10, 2022

#3

‘Watchers’

Nobody in Hermitcraft knows what the Watchers are. There’s a good reason for that: Grian and his friends from EVO made them up. Now Grian is pretending to be one of these all-powerful ancient beings who ‘see everything’ just to fool the other hermits because he thinks it’s fun.

When 3rd Life rolls around and Martyn hears of this, he’s confused at first, but quickly gets in on the joke: “Grian, why are you pretending to be the godly beings we made up for our LARP?”  “Because they don't know that!”

Jimmy, upon catching wind of this, says, “But I’m not a Watcher?!” Grian gives him a look of ‘please play along don’t blow this for me please’, and thankfully Jimmy gets it.  He puffs up his chest, looking as confident as he can manage. “...Because I am a... uh... I'm a Listener! Yes!” he says.

“No, yeah, it's totally a thing.” “BigB, you too?” Etho sobs.

588 notes - Posted January 29, 2022

#2

Grian is, in fanon, often known for his many, many eyes, and his feathery bird wings, right?

So what if...

Grian raises his long, elegant tail, and sees.

1,093 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Because I rarely see anybody talk about them, a look at Gem & Pearl's camera accounts because they are super cool and very underappreciated.

AriesEva, the cam account of one GeminiTay. And initially the cause of much confusion when she started logging in and people didn't know who she was.

Her skin follows the nature theming of her counterpart to the nether. The colour scheme closely resembles that of a fungus, with its bright greens and oranges. She keeps her trademarked floral headdress and antlers (despite this being based off her non-HC skin) and on the back of her shirt has her crescent moon ensigna seen in Season Eight!

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I posted 5,783 times in 2022

That's 1,915 more posts than 2021!

31 posts created (1%)

5,752 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 1,481 of my posts in 2022

#never not reblog - 34 posts

#hannibal - 24 posts

#sour notes - 19 posts

#wheezing - 12 posts

#hannigram - 10 posts

#lmao - 10 posts

#pokemon - 9 posts

#bones - 9 posts

#yeah - 8 posts

#im in this post and i dont like it - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#and we have a regularish conversation where they ask yes or no questions about the person following me. and ask where i am periodically

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I'm sure some of you have maybe noticed my inactivity. Today marks day 4 of no power and I am trying to conserve my data on my phone for things like the news and such. I'm okay, everyone i live with is okay. The thunderstorm that ripped through the city took out over 100,000 peoples power and its going to take time to get it back. I'll be back to clog your dashes then. Love you all! 💚💖

6 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

#4

For those of you who are waiting for an update for Let Us Waltz From the Dead: I'm sorry. I caught the rona and I am trying to take it easy. I don't have a teaser or anything for you all in the meantime. But! If you have any questions fire them at me and I will do my best to answer them

6 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

#3

I have been at FanExpo Canada for the last 4 days. It has been an experience. Lots of fun stuff, lots of cool events and panels. But most importantly, I found Hannibal Pins in artist's alley.

They have so many more pins, and I am so excited to get more when I get more money!

7 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#2

Trick or Treating with Trouble

Happy secret friend day to my secret friend @ghostarwarriors I hope you like this little Halloween themed fic. We got Sportarobbie, we got the kids trick or treating, we got wholesome feelings. You can find it on AO3 if Tumblr eats the formatting (again). Please enjoy! and Happy Halloween!

Robbie shoved his hand under his pillow, adjusting his long legs to curl onto the bench better. A sigh slipped from his lips and he could taste the edge of sleep. “Hi Robbie!” The pink menace seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, Robbie opening his eyes into slits to see her standing there with her hands behind her back. “Go away,” he huffed, tossing his body to roll over on the cramped outdoor furniture. “I will. After I ask you something very important. Please?”  Her voice wasn’t loud or grating, just a gentle plea to be heard. And it was just the one kid. What could it hurt? He craned his head to look over his shoulder. “What do you want?” “Can you take us out trick-or-treating?” She batted brown eyes at him, a small hopeful smile on her face. “No.” He flopped his head down hard enough to smack against the rail of the bench and he hissed and rubbed at the spot. “But Robbie! There’s no one else who can take us.” She shifted to stand behind the bench, trying to make eye contact with him. “What about the Blue Kangaroo?” He flopped over again, avoiding her gaze. She ran back around and he covered his face with his pillow. “Sportacus goes to bed so early, so we’re going to do pumpkin carving and stuff with him earlier in the day. But there is no one to take us all out. Our guardians want to stay home to give us candy, thinking someone else will take us.” He could hear the sadness creeping into her tone, but he didn’t have to see her face crumpling, so he told himself he didn’t care. “Plus, no one disguises themselves better than you. We could be going out with a real master of disguise.” He lifts the pillow to look over her again. She certainly knew how to get what she wanted. Certainly appreciated her spunk. “Fine. But I won’t be doing anything else.” “Thank you so much Robbie!” She smiled so hard she rocked on her feet. “Enjoy your nap!” He scowled as he watched her run off, nap ruined since he now had to plan the perfect disguise to take the town terrors out in.

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Robbie wasn’t expecting Sportacus to be dressed in anything other than his hero outfit. But there he was, standing there in a blood stained lab coat, holding a plate with something absolutely drowning in whipped cream. “Thank you so much Robbie.” Robbie frowned, even as the plate was offered out to him. “I would have had to listen to them complain if I didn’t help them. What’s this?” “Pumpkin pie, with extra whipped cream. I couldn’t eat any, but I did convince the kids to try some roasted pumpkin seeds.” The smile aimed at him when he took the plate was practically blinding. Expecting the pie to not be appetizing, even drowning in sugar, he took a small bite using the provided fork. His eyebrows climbed, the pie was sweet. “You can’t eat this can you?” Sport chuckles, scratching at the back of his head, where the hat he normally wears shifts slightly. “No, but the kids really wanted pie, and Bessie was willing to help them. She also has candied pumpkin seeds if you want to try them out.” Robbie scoffs before leaning in to press a quick kiss to Sport’s cheek. “No way in hell, Sportacutie.” He smiles even as Sport’s face pinks and his hand covers the spot that he kissed. “I’ll take care of the kids. You just get your beauty rest. I’ll get you out of town before you know it.” He said the last part loud enough that the head of pink hair jumped, before moving away from the low wall. “The kids are spying on you again.” “I think you mean they’re spying on you. And you know I am always willing to play with you Robbie.” Again that megawatt smile is beamed at him, eyes at risk for permanent damage. “Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. I’ll see you later.” It’s his turn for his cheeks to heat.

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“Well, what a crowd we have here tonight!” Mayor Milford chortled as he grabbed for the bowl with a handful of gift bags for the kids. “Go on Pinkie, it’s your house.” Robbie nudged her towards the door, their final stop of the night. “Come with me?” She held her hand out to him. With a put-upon sigh, he took her hand as they approached the light spilling into her yard. “We have a robot. A ghost.” Milford handed bags to Pixel and Ziggy. “A… archer?” “A Highwayman!” Robbie had to give it to Trixie, she was basically dressed in all brown with a bandanna. “A what?” The mayor blinked at her owlishly. “A type of robber. Mostly done on horseback.” Pixel’s ‘robot’ costume was blinking and whirring softly as he fiddled with his wrist computer to pull up the appropriate information. “Uh. I see.” Milford dropped the treats into Trixie’s bag. His eyes then shifted to Stingy, who was trying to reach for the bowl. “And you are?” “A magpie.” Stingy huffed, and if he had real feathers he was sure they'd be ruffled. “They like shiny objects and like to bring them back home to their nests.” Stephanie brought Robbie into the circle of light. Milford laughed as Stingy practically snatched the candy out of his hand and hummed about it being his. “What do you say, Sticky?” Stingy huffed again. “Thank you for giving me what’s mine.” Robbie sighed through his nose, but let it go. He was tired of the grubby handed child after house two. The other three children also piped up with their thanks. “We also have a fine looking hero in our midst.” Milford held a hand out to his niece, and she slipped from Robbie's grip and gave her uncle a big hug. Her pink hero outfit makes the light seem to shift colors, he wonders if Sport’s would as well. “Thank you Uncle Milford.” She popped up onto her toes to press a kiss to his cheek. He chuckled, squeezing his charge before his eyes shifted to Robbie, lurking just on the outside of the light. “And what a handsome vampire.” Milford smiled, holding out a bag for Robbie. Robbie blinked several times, before pointing to himself. Stephanie and Trixie rushed over to grab his hands and pull him into the group. “You are the only v-vampire!” Ziggy smiled and placed a hand on his cape, making it flap slightly. “Thank you. You didn’t have to.” He held the small bag and looked at the spiderweb and ghost print. “Think of it as my thanks for bringing the kids out.” Milford patted his wrist before turning towards the kids. “Who’s ready for movies?” The kids all scramble past the two adults, mumbling thanks as they rush past Robbie. He even feels the youngest give him a hug against his leg, he lets his fingers brush over the white sheet covered head. Then it’s just him and Stephanie. “I can’t convince you to come in, huh?” “No. You kids have fun. I am tired and would rather sleep. Like you all should be.” Robbie crosses his arms over his chest before freeing one hand to try and shoo her away. Stephanie just smiles. “We have a special bag here for Sportacus. We made it up in case anyone got into trouble. Can you hang onto it for me?” Robbie turned up his nose at the bag probably filled with sports candy or something else. That trail mix that didn’t even have the candies he could pick out. Blech. “Why would I?” “We’re all going to be here until tomorrow, you still have to go home, what if you trip and get hurt? You could give it to him then! If not, I'll come and pick it up tomorrow.” Robbie sniffed, before taking the bag. “Fine. But not before four. I want to sleep.” Stephanie nodded, a knowing glint in her eyes as she closed the door on a bewildered Robbie.

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Sport curled into him when he slipped into the large fluffy bed. “Did you all have a fun time?” “I’m sure the kids had a great time. I don’t know how you wrangle them all day.” Robbie sighed as he tugged Sport to his chest. “It’s easy to do when it’s something you love. Did you not enjoy helping them dress up?” Sport pressed a sleepy kiss to his nose. “I did. They also made you up a bag for Halloween, in case we ran into trouble.” Sportacus pressed his sleepy chuckle into Robbie’s chest. “They couldn’t run into trouble, he went with them.” Robbie squawked, trying to squirm out of Sport’s strong grip. “How dare-!” “It’s okay. Because I love trouble.” Sport pressed another kiss to Robbie’s neck. Robbie was certainly pouting now. “I love you too. Blue Menace.” He pressed his own kiss to Sport’s forehead. “Good night Robbie. Sweet dreams.” “Sleep well, Sportacus.”

23 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

So recently I was in Toronto! And I got to see Hannibal Lecter’s office! My friend took some pics for me! Featuring a @mayakern skirt!

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109 notes - Posted September 3, 2022

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tummy acting so hungry all the damn time

#hunger pangs are so strong today i literally had to sit down for a second #also theyre weird bc i get SO nauseous but it's also like.. #i cant eat but i should eat #/: #idk #ed tw #i guess #i hate putting tw on my blog tho bc fuck everyone but like #ed has been killing lately / everything is hella triggering #i hate sounding so whiney and shit but ed are so toxic and evil #also my anxiety is going crazy #bc i cant tell my therapist abt it bc then she will speak reason and sense #and i dont want reason and sense #i want lose 50 pounds in the most unhealthy way possible LOL #i do miss puking sometimes #but also puking hurts and makes my tummy cramp #i literally do not talk about disordering eating with anyone so thats probably why im going off in the tags #sigh

[king-bee-sting]

So after some debate, I've decided to become just a simple Male! Reader blog

Im tired of seeing requests in my inbox for Fem! Readers and having to silently delete them or either say "hey. Check my rules. I dont write fem reader." Or the much more wanted but never said "look in my bio. Its literally the first thing on the blog"

Ive gotten a few hate comments as well that ive never shown because i want my blog to be peaceful.

Ladies please dont misunderstand; I dont hate you and this isnt a bash towards you. Ive stated multiple times that Im not a woman. Im not comfortable writing for a female reader. I know before i ever even think about writing a request for a fem reader, i will get dysphoric while doing it.

There is so little content for male readers. In the sheer amount of fanfiction on the internet, i constantly hit the bottom of tags, scoured websites page to page, scrolled through endless accounts trying to find that one small male! Reader fic.

Female readers have been normalized for x reader fanfiction. You dont have trouble finding your content. Im glad you enjoy my writing, but unfortunately I'm not the blog for you. There are so many other blogs out there happy to fulfill your request for female readers. Go to them. Go support their content.

Dont hate on my blog for being one of the very few that wont write for female readers.

I want other men to be able to get the content we so desperately wish for. I dont want them to get sad when they dont find their content anymore. I dont want them to sigh and change the readers pronouns in their head anymore. I dont want them to give up on finding their inserts. I dont want them to get dysphoria when reading anymore.

Ladies, you genuinely have no reason to get upset with me. This isnt your content to begin with. You have many many other blogs to fall back on. You can easily send in a request to them for a fem reader and you will get it written for you.

I write my content for me. My writing is meant to be a comfort for me and others like me. It is not for you.

I dont need to be inclusive when youre already included by the overwhelming amount of female reader inserts already created.

Get upset with me all you like, but you know I'm right. You already have your content.

Gentleman, this is your sign to send me all the requests you want. Heres a link to my navigation page that has all of my masterlists and rules in it. (I know it can be a little fucky sometimes. Just refresh the page, itll be ok)

Ladies, if you're allies, share this so your male followers or male friends know where to get content.

Everyone, if you know male! Reader blogs, reblog this post tagging them so us boys know where to go!

-mod ein

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[duckugou]

@ my worst (nsfw)

Iwaizumi x fem!reader

cw: ANGST as hell, smut, bathroom sex, public sex, unprotected sex, biting, marking vaguely, toxic relationship, toxic friendship. just toxic all around, theyre like 24 lmao

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI

!!come to my asks to be a part of my taglist! just let me know what kinds of fics/ what fandom/ what characters/ etc you want to be tagged in! Requests are open!!!!

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He finds solace in burying himself in someone new once things get too committed with his current fling.

You find solace in being used by the man you love the most.

"maybe im the best mistake you ever made. sounds so fuckin beautiful when you say my name."

Every friday night, he found himself clung to your side in your bed after he stumbled there from the club. You left the door unlocked for him, knowing what he would end up doing. Even if it killed you.

He smelled like a different girl whenever he laid with you. Some times it was cheap vanilla. Other times it was a more expensive floral. Either way, it was always subtly masked by the smell of his sweat.

You couldn't help but find yourself feeling at home due to the subtle scent of him. You allowed yourself to lay on his chest while he murmured that you were the best thing to ever happen to him.

During his sober hours, he was the sweetest. He never gave a second thought when it came to giving you the world. Coffee in the mornings, memes sent to your phone during work hours to cheer you up, and dinner at night. It was a dream. It was amazing bliss for both of you- until anyone brought it up.

"maybe im the worst, the worst you ever had. tell you youre beautiful then stab you in the back."

"Damn! Flowers, huh? You finally decide to lock her down or what, Iwa?" Oikawa asked, making the both of your heads whip around to him as everyone in the crew approached.

This sentence made both of you want to puke.

He wanted to puke because commitment scared him shitless. He didn't know how to be with just one person, even if you had his heart in full. He didn't want to disappoint you in the long run and hurt you more than everything hes done combined.

You wanted to puke because you knew what comes next. Every time someone brings it up to him- that you two should date and are basically a couple. He would distance himself more and more each time. 'here comes the hurt' you thought to yourself.

"No, what the fuck- why do you always ask that? What I cant be nice to my friend?" Iwaizumi asked, flustered and red.

"You never give me flowers!" Oikawa said, jokingly holding his heart in fake pain.

"Yeah because you fucking suck." He said, looking back to you and the flowers he bought from the lady on the street corner. "These- a lady was selling them and I felt bad, ok? Dont like- I'm not- It's not like that." He stuttered out, shattering your heart all over again.

"I know." You respond, defeated.

"Right. Well, I gotta go." He wiped his hands on his jeans, looking towards the exit.

"What? You just got here-" Oikawa began, getting interrupted.

"Yeah, forgot about a previous uh- responsibility. I'll see you all later." He brushed his friend off, walking out, not looking back at you.

You eyes would've filled with tears had this been one of the first times, but it wasnt. A sigh leaving your mouth, you sent a glare to Oikawa and shoved the flowers to his chest.

"Why do you always have to bring that shit up?" You ask harshly.

"You two obviously like each other- its so stupid."

"It's also none of your business." You sighed.

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"dont try to call, do not disturb, i do not want to speak."

Walking back to his place, Iwaizumi knew his friends were right. Y/n was someone he should 'lock down'. Nobody has ever understood him the way she did. Nobody else takes time with him like her.

But that's the scariest part. If he was to commit to her, he multiplies the chance of her being crushed by him by 100. And he couldn't live with that.

So he decided to do what he did best. Push her away again.

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"the more you try to fix me the more you make it worse."

Friday came along sooner than she thought it would. The days of the week passed by with no contact from Iwa. Y/n shouldn't be surprised. The longest he went was 2 and a half weeks and its only been 4 days. Sure he would hold out even longer this time, she began to think about how easy her life would be without him. Without loving him.

But it was too easy to love him when things were good. He was perfect for her- he just can't see it.

This pattern has made her numb. It hurts every single time she gets close to him again. She finds herself missing his scent on her sheets and realizes how awful the situation is- and will continue being- if she doesnt change something herself. She couldnt keep depending on him to crawl back to her apologizing- because what if he doesnt this time?

Getting up from the couch and brushing her stray tears away, Y/n decided to have a trial run of sorts. 'Lets see what life would be like without him for real' she thought to herself.

Sitting in front of her vanity, Y/n took in her disheveled appearance. This is what he reduced her to, and he didn't show any signs of caring or stopping the pattern.

Standing up and letting go of a deep breath she didn't know she was holding, Y/n walked to the bathroom to shower. Tonight would be the night things changed.

Right?

----

Walking into the club with her wallet and phone in hand, Y/n looked around, taking in her unfamiliar surroundings- fighting the urge to turn and run out.

Once she sat at the bar, Y/n felt a little more comfortable, letting her shoulders relax as she ordered a drink.

"I fucking love that dress!" A shrill voice sounded next to her as a pretty blonde turned in her seat to face Y/n.

"Oh- thank you! Your makeup is amazing!" Y/n returned the compliment, appreciating the shadow the stranger put on her eyelids.

"Thank you! I'm Lily!" The stranger said, instantly warming up to the nervous girl.

"Y/n, nice to meet you." Y/n introduced herself, taking a sip of her drink.

"What brings you here all alone?" Lily inquired, forgetting about the friends she came with and focusing on Y/n.

"Ah, heartbreak. Ya know." Y/n didn't want to dive into any details, giving the girl a short explanation.

"Oh god, I know that too well. Was it some guy?"

"Yeah- just some guy." Y/n sighed.

"Fuck men! Thats it- we aren't gonna sit here and be sad! Not on my watch! C'mon!" Lily stood up, grabbing Y/n's hand and strutting off to the dancefloor.

Taken back by the sudden warmth of the stranger in the best way, Y/n smiled. Tonight would be different.

"OH MY GOD THE PERFECT SONG!" Lily shouted over the music as none other than doja cat started playing over the speakers of the club. "DOIN TOO MUCH RELAX A BIT!" She began singing, taking Y/n's hands and putting them in the air, fingers interlocked.

"ACTIN LIKE THAT CUZ YOUR DADS A BITCH!" Y/n joined in, letting herself simply enjoy the night.

"MUST BE THE WAY THAT THE PLANETS IS!" Lily shouted, smiling.

"MUST BE YA FACE CUZ ITS NOT YA DICK!" The two girls sang in unison, laughing.

Across the club, Iwaizumi stood with a random tall red head, mind absolutely blank as he caught sight of his best friend dancing with a cute blonde.

Taken back, he felt all of the blood in his body rush to his head. Why the fuck was she here- in a club? With some random girl? In that dress? What is happening- what alternate universe is he in?

The way you danced around to this song made his heart ache. He hurt you again.

He stood and watched helplessly as you and your new friend were approached by 2 men. They seemed to introduce themselves to you, asking to dance. And you accepted.

Iwaizumi watched you dance with a glow around you, thinking about how happy you seemed without him. But it wasn't fair. What about him, right? I mean, he's not even having fun! This redhead is so-

"Boring." He finished his thought out loud to himself.

"Whats that?" The red head asked.

"I need another drink." He walked away, eyes held on your figure in that stupid dress.

Running directly into you, nudging you away from the tall man in front of you with his shoulder, Iwaizumi faked innocence.

"Oh shit- I'm so sorry- Y/n?" He asked as if he didn't know.

"Oh- hi Iwazumi." You replied, shaken from the impact of him both physically and emotionally.

"im not ready for you to forget me."

"What are you doing here?" He asked, not minding any listening ears near by.

"I'm just...trying to have fun." You explained, feeling drained by his presence.

"tell you you're beautiful then stab you in the back"

"Well, you look great." He offered, remembering how great you felt in his arms, not wanting you to bed in this random guys arms tonight instead. "Careful with this one," he said to the man. "Shes a lot to handle."

"What's that supposed to mean?" You asked, taken back yet again.

"Oh you know. She can be a little much- especially in the bedroom!" He spoke to the man as if he asked, knowing he hadn't slept with you more than one time at Bokuto's birthday party during seven minutes in heaven. It turned into 30 minutes in bliss, which ended in him not speaking to you for a week.

"Excuse me?!" You shouted, shoving Iwa.

"Do you two have something-" The man started.

"No!"

"Yup."

You both stood silent, staring at each other. Why would he say yes-

"Sorry buddy, you can have her tonight though." Iwa patted the man on the back, walking away.

"Uh, I'm not gonna get in the middle of all of that- sorry sweetheart." The man said, offering a sorry expression and walking away.

Anger bubbled up in your chest and your eyes found Iwazumi's figure walking to the bathrooms.

Storming into the men's bathroom, you looked around, only seeing Iwazumi. Locking the door, you were determined to hash this out once and for all.

"this is the end this is the end this is the end of me"

"Hey, this is the mens bathroom-" He began, interrupted by your hands on his chest, shoving him.

"What in the FUCK what that?! You don't get to not talk to me for days and then- GOD we only had sex ONE FUCKIN TIME IWA." You shouted.

"Dont care. Dont want you in some random assholes bed." He stood his ground, looking down at you- down your dress momentarily.

"Oh but it's okay for you to fuck anything on legs, yeah? You're such an asshole- you don't get to choose for me."

"I'm just helping you out, princess."

"HELPING ME OUT?! Helping me out. Well, you can help by figuring out what the fuck you want from me. I'm done being used by you. I'm done going days being ignored and I'm done pretending I dont lo-" You shouted through fresh tears.

"Dont." He interrupted, stepping closer to you.

"Dont what? Say I love you?" You challenged.

"You dont."

"Yes I fucking do Iwaizumi." You stood your ground, stepping closer to him, noticing the breath hitch in his chest.

"Fuck." He muttered, his hand finding the back of your neck and kissing you. Kissing you like you were oxygen and the world was running out. Kissing you like a starved man finding food in the desert. Kissing you like-

Like he loved you.

But he didn't right?

Pushing you against the sink, he put his hands on the back of your thighs, setting you on the counter.

"Y/n I- fuck. What are you doing? With me? Why me? You can do so much better- I'm the worst." He asked, foreheads touching.

"Hajime. I wish I knew why I'm so drawn to you. You're my best friend- you get me." You whispered.

"What if I hurt you?" He asked, pain in his chest.

"What if you don't?"

His mind raced with that thought, diving into fantasies of being together with you, kissing you whenever he wanted, sharing a bedroom, having kids maybe.

His mouth found yours again as he pulled your hips closer to him, his center in-between your spread legs.

You felt the straps of your dress being pulled down, revealing your braless chest.

"Shit, Y/n. So pretty. So perfect-" His lips landed on your right nipple, hand tweaking the left as you moaned. You threw your head back and felt your heart flutter.

"Haji-" You moaned out, needing him. He was what you needed. He always was.

"More." He said, pushing your dress up your legs and taking your soaked panties off. "Need you." He muttered out, lips attaching themselves to your neck, a finger diving into your entrance, causing you to scream out in pleasure. You hands searched for his hardening dick through his pants, finding it and rubbing it.

"Shit Iwa." Your moans egged him on, another finger burying itself inside you as he searched for the spot that would make you twitch.

And when he found it, you were putty in his hands.

"Haji!" You screamed, your hand gripping his dick through his pants and making him groan into your ear. "Please please please!" You begged him, needing to cum.

"Cum on my fingers, princess. Remind me what it feels like. C'mon baby." The feeling of his breath as he whispered names to you sent you over the edge. Cumming all over his hand, you moaned him name over and over.

Iwaizumi pulled his pants down, spitting in his hand and stroking his cock as you came down from your first high.

"Need to be in you." He muttered, lining himself up, not waiting for you to be fully done riding out your orgasm.

Thrusting in, you both moaned out at the same time. Nothing has ever felt as good as his cock in you. The world was fuzzy as you became overstimulated from him fucking you so hard.

His right hand behind your head as he kissed and bit your neck all over, leaving marks. His left hand holding your hips down so he could rut into you properly.

"Mine." He growled against your neck, needing to mark you. "You're fucking mine. I'm yours- shit. I'm yours Y/n. Take me please. Yours yours yours." The words fell off of his lips, finally saying what he's wanted to all along. And he meant it.

"Mine! Fuck Haji- you're mine promi-ise!" You moaned out, feeling everything collide in your core.

"Gonna fuck you forever- only pussy I need. Only one I wa-ant. Fuck baby."

"Haji-i-i! Too-oo much- fuck!" You screamed out, second orgasm coming fast as his first approached.

"Hold it for me, princess. Wan' cum with you." He muttered, feeling your walls tighten and strangle his cock.

"Ca-ant!" You yelled, trying to hold back as he thrusted, his dick twitching inside of you, hips stuttering.

"Fucking hold it." He demanded, fingers gripping your hip harder with every second that passed and he felt himself get closer.

"Cum with me princess." He said, letting you both fall over the edge, you head resting in his shoulder as he continued to fuck him cum into you on the bathroom counter.

Heavy breaths filled the room as you came down from your highs. He lifted your chin from his shoulder, kissing you softly.

"You mean it, Haji?" You asked, overly sensitive and needing to be told everything you want to hear.

"'Course I do. 'S always been you princess." He felt his chest tighten as he realized what he's admitted to.

"could you love me at my worst?"

Pulling out, he helped you clean yourself off with toilet paper- joys of bathroom sex.

You both got dressed and you face the mirror, fixing your hair and makeup as best as you could.

You both walked out together, his hand in yours as you walked down the street to your apartment. That's why he ended up at yours all the time, after all. You were close. You made sense.

Changing into a big t-shirt, Iwaizumi stripping down to his boxers, you both cuddled in your bed, his own scent the only one on him besides your own perfume. His scent able to really seep into your sheets.

"demons are friends, angels are enemies."

You fell asleep with a smile.

He fell asleep with self destructive thoughts racing through his head. He's never been good at fighting those demons telling him he's not enough and doesn't deserve you.

----

You woke up and rolled over, expecting to see your Haji.

But the bed was empty. Every trace of him was gone besides the smell of him on your bed.

In that moment you knew- you were going to be stuck in this pattern with him forever. And you couldn't stop it.

And in 2 weeks when he calls you apologizing, you would let him crawl back into your bed.

Fresh tears streamed down your face as you rolled back over, holding your pillow tightly, crying yourself back to sleep.

"Could you love me at my worst?"

----

Iwaizumi walked into the apartment he shared with Oikawa, spotting the brunette sitting on the couch drinking his coffee.

"When are you gonna stop this shit with Y/n? You're hurting her." Oikawa asked lightly.

"It'll hurt more if I-"

"Youre a pussy, Hajime. Grow up." Oikawa spoke harshly, standing up and walking past him to his bedroom, ready to text you about how you deserve better, knowing you'd never let yourself let Iwaizumi go. No matter how badly you both hurt, this toxic cycle was permanent.

Stepping into the shower, Iwaizumi thought about last night and how you felt. In his arms, around his dick, everything.

He cried for 30 minutes in the shower before crawling into his bed, crying himself to sleep as well.

"Could you love me at my worst?"

The answer would always be yes, no matter how bad the worst gets.

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[tiredrobin]

Ok you said only if we felt super nice

BUT I'm actually very curious of Nib, but i barely know anything about them(?)

So, how about Nib helping Ingo and Emmet reunite? Or some dynamic with the 3 of them so we can get to know Nib better.

Also, Nib's fav pokemon?

Don't forget to get a snack and rest.

Thanks!

LONG POST WARNING MOSTLY TEXT IM SO SORRY HFDSHFSDHFS nonnie u set me off smh. fool. goofball. VERY sorry to everyone who spots this in tags: i am tagging it for my own organization purposes. weeps

nib uses it/its pronouns! originally it was it/they, but the preference for "it" prns is so strong that i just eliminated the "they" option for the most part. :]

as for fave pokemon: it can't really Pick a Favorite, though its favorite TYPE of pokemon is bug types, followed closely by ghost! it had a ninjask and a shedinja before the events of hisui, and it also had an orbeetle, and if nib HAD to pick a favorite pokemon it'd probably choose orbeetle!!! (this applies specifically to pre-hisui nib, of course, because it doesn't remember any of its life or its pokemon during the events of hisui.)

its own orbeetle isn't actually a battle pokemon at all, even though they do sometimes train together in fights for fun. orbeetle's singular role was as a service pokemon, fully trained and licensed. it used its psychic powers to translate nib's sign language for people who don't understand sign language.

its favorite pokemon in hisui miiiight be sneasel or weavile (WEAVILE COUNTS), though that's a hard turn from its usual preferences and nib is very uncertain. it adores kriketune and parasect, and it LOVES its typhlosion, and its espeon wisteria is a big fave as well.

i went and immediately tried to go overboard with nib content, because im. sighs. i dont limit myself ever. so instead of real actual doodles ur getting two janky-ass thumbnailed comic pages at an extremely low resolution because i thumbnail at super low resolutions lmao. i'll explain what's going on (and i do plan on finishing them soon, brain be willing) and im not sticking it below a cut because this is MY blog and i do what i WANT. i am sorry to disappoint wrt doodles tho fhfdhHFDHFSD

so. page one is ingo and emmet sitting on a couch in their shared apartment, probably talking about trains, when they get a knock on their door. and that's probably when they realize, like, ah, shit, it's late. emmet answers it and is met with a nervous-looking nib! i didn't draw it, but orbeetle is probably there. emmet greets nib, nib apologizes for disturbing them and asks if he knows sign language, and emmet happily signs and speaks an affirmative, then asks if nib needs him to sign.

in the second page, nib explains (via sign) that it can hear fine, then proceeds to ask them to please be a little quieter because its parents are getting annoyed, then apologizes. emmet reassures it that it's okay and that they'll keep it down, nib thanks him, and then nib leaves. the final three pages are emmet feeling SOOO awkward and embarrassed as he closes the door, and then he looks at ingo like "bro we are so loud" and ingo is just like "ah. oops."

ANYWAY SO. UM. NIB.... LIVED IN UNOVA BEFORE IT GOT DRAGGED TO HISUI. it is actually next door neighbors with ingo and emmet, and they never really interacted beyond polite nods and smiles and ingo complimenting nib's ninjask once, to which nib got embarrassed and it bolted lmao. but after the events of that thumbnail comic, ingo spots nib the next day and approaches to apologize for the noise again, and nib is like "its ok i actually like overhearing you talk about trains!!!" and then asks them to confirm some fact it overheard them discussing, and that causes ingo to infodump a bit right then and there.

they become friends for realsies after that. :] nib is, like, 13 at this point in time, and it gets yoinked to hisui when it's 14, but that whole year before then is spent hanging out and having tea with ingo and emmet sometimes and Infodumping About Trains. while ingo and emmet's special interests wrt trains is geared a little bit more towards the history of unova's trains and nimbasa's subway system, nib's special interest is focused more on train engines and types.

ingo and nib see one another for the first time in hisui and, although neither of them have their memories, they absolutely find some strange sense of familiarity in one another. nib thinks it might be because ingo is the only person in all of hisui who knows the sign language nib knows, and ingo doesn't know What to think

there's a lot im leaving out but i kind of. broke the rules and rambled more than i drew. im sorry hfdhhfds thank u for this ask :']

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[that-little-zebunny]

CONTROL ME MY LOVE

Loki x Reader

Warning: Possessiveness, Jelousy, implied Smut, Public makeout.

Note: Here's another entry for our Archive Cleanup at @the-th-horniest-book-club 💜 based on the ask above 🤭 I enjoyed making this one whoo~ hope you'll enjoy it too. Ty!!

You are walking with heavy steps as you get near the tower. You just got back from a very anger boiling date with Loki. You're happy that he's now not seen as someone who wants to rule the earth but as its hero now but the thing you dont enjoy are the fan girls.

You're out on a date on a nice Tuesday evening-your only day off for over two months- and you kept getting interrupted by people wanting to take a picture or ask for some autograph and he obliged not wanting to scar his newly found reputation but all you wanted was your man's full attention and to enjoy the very nice smelling and well cooked steak in front of you but that was not the universe's plan that night.

You end up eating the food with a clenched jaw that you feel like you'll regret it and get indigestion in the middle of the night.

"What's the matter my love?" Loki asked as he catch up with you fast steps.

"Nothing!" You said firmly clenching your hands as you got near the elevator.

"Oh I dont believe that. You really think you can lie to me?" He said as he stands infront of you blocking your way. You had to stop or you'll smack right on his perfect body.

"I said it's nothing. I just want to get back to our room and rest." You said side stepping him to continue your journey.

"This is our date night for quiet a while and you just want to go rest? Are we not to go and walk to the garden as we always do?" He said. You're now standing infront of the elevator waiting for it to open.

Stumping your right foot on the ground you faced him poking his chest with a finger. "And what? Get interrupted by your fangirls every steps we make? Or maybe I can go and be a photographer to every ladies that want to have a photo with you!? Hmm!!?" You said angrily raising an eyebrow at him.

He was stunned but it slowly stretched into a smirk as he stare at your eyes with his gorgeous green ones. "Is this jealousy my love?" He said his arms slowly embracing your waist stopping to stay on the ecposed back of your dress. You shivered as he teasingly rub his fingers on your spine.

"I...I don't know. I just hated how people keeps on interrupting our evening and how you are enjoying their attention. I wanted you all to myself tonight. I've waited to have you to myself..." You said sighing as his hands went down to cup your ass pulling you close to his body.

"Oh...I do enjoy it. Enjoy the reaction I got from you." He said. His face bend down to pepper kisses on your neck and jaw making you ark your head to give his masterful lips more access.

"Is it sick of me to need control over you?" You asked as you enjoy melting in his playful hands and addicting lips. He slowly walked you back until you felt the cold glass door of the elevator behind you. You didn't even hear it open up. Loki had you pinned making you feel the bulge on his pants and you automatically push your hips to his wanting to fell more of him, spreading your legs to make him fit in you as much as your dress allowed.

“No, it’s pretty hot. I love it when you’re all huffy and puffy and jealous.” He said grounding his groin on your covered cunt making you moan. You need him so bad and all the anger you felt earlier had transformed into something that made you want to undress Loki right there and then in the elevator not caring if anyone saw the two of you. Maybe it'll be a good thing to. It'll let everyone knows that he is all yours and they'll back away.

"i love these thoughts running in your mind right now my love. Though as much as I would enjoy letting you show everyone I'm yours I do not want any male mortal to see what is mine." He said kissing you hard his tounge entering your mouth licking and tasting you like a thirsty man in the middle of the dessert making you loose your strength. "Shall we continue this in our very private room and show me how you plan to control me and my body?" He said looking at you with need and all you're able to do was nod as he picked you up and walked towards your room.

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