#i dont wanna give any spoilers but

[queercodedvillains]

Wake up babes, new chapter of mallrats just dropped <3

Mallrats (23114 words) by QueerCodedVillains Chapters: 3/9 Fandom: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto), background kakuzu/hidan Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: SasoDei Week 2023 (Naruto), 90'S, Akatsuki - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Claire's AU, Mafia AU, If You Squint - Freeform, we are taking liberties translating the akatsuki into a modern setting here, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, Blood and Violence, POV Alternating, Bottom Deidara (Naruto), Top Sasori, BDSM, Impact Play, Praise Kink, Edging, Orgasm Control, Overstimulation, Sasori is still a puppet master but only in the loosest terms, if you catch my drift, Shibari, Suspension, Fucking Machines, Porn With Plot, Hurt/Comfort, Bratting, brat taming, Dom/sub Series: Part 1 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: In which the Akatsuki are 90's mallrats by day, crime syndicate by night. All the best criminals have a day job to launder their rent money, but the real fun only starts once they're off the clock.

#deidara #sasori #sasodei #claires au #mallrats #i dont wanna give any spoilers but #if you didnt know the difference between power dynamics vs positions #aka dom/sub vs top/bottom #hopefully you will now uwu #smut now plot later #head empty just these guys going at it like fucking rabbits 24/7 #we'll get to the plot when i say so until then we're all just gonna be happy the muse caught me on a day off #okay? okay <3 #my writing #mallrats!akatsuki #its my au i get to pick the tags #yes i am still working on my sasodei2023 fic after already posting another sasodei2024 fic #ariana grande and what about it dot gif #sighs deeply #when will i be free #when will i be cured of the brain rot #i really gotta carve it out with my own two hands and post it on the internet #its just me and a few dozen fellow inmates of the sasodei unit of the psychward #we are in this together lads #smh i gotta do everything around here if i wanna read it i gotta fuckin write it. and i WILL. its rotten work but christ alive ill do it

[sanjipussyindulgence]

new episodes spawned so much luffy vs goku or luffy vs naruto talk and im TIRED of it. you wanna know a real match-up???? a fight id actually want to see????

luffy vs the animaniacs

#or any other slapstick cartoon character #i dont give a shit about anime power levels i wanna see who's the better toon #one piece #luffy #monkey d. luffy #gear 5 #op spoilers

[sea-buns]

I was rewatching the marisharaygun highlight vid of the m9's flawless heist (y'know for old times sake) and the moment I saw Travis' face when the first gravity sinkhole gets cast, I had to pause to fully process the realization that THISSS WILL BE ANIMATED!

IN ALL ITS DISASTEROUS GLORY!!!

he's so real for this reaction and I'll be using it at every opportunity

#like can u imagine the cuts from beau lying flush against a roof slowly pulling out two acid viles and MAYBE a dagger #to yasha weaving flower crowns inside fjords god-forsaken marine layer #to SEVERAL guys getting flung and CRONCHED into the ceiling #before caleb gives the very calm and collected and totally sane 'sarsaparilla'?? #shits a fucking masterpiece in the making i tell ya #also the chapter notes on that vid are so fucking funny. Beau Becomes Dexter. Travis only speaks in nouns. Hot Pockets! #every instance of 'Dear [blank]: What the fuck man?' spoiler there are many instances #any my all time favorite: Caleb is Here to... Save... the Day...? #thats not even half of them. everyone go watch the marisharaygun highlight vids on yt they are perfection #critical role #cr2 #the mighty nein #mighty nein #tm9 #m9 #yknow sometimes im so very comprehensive with my tagging system and sometimes im so indecisive and so forgetful #the mighty nein animated #c2e127 #kinda wanna go and just rewatch the arc of them running for their lives from ikithon #its got big scooby doo running through so many doors that dont make sense energy #travis willingham #he is the peoples champion in reacting to insanity. he and ashley just get us fr

[seventeendeer]

oxenfree is a really fun video game to play when you're dense as hell and can't puzzle solve for shit. I'm on my fifth loop and I'm still just mashing "BE NICE TO CHARACTER" dialogue options over and over while crying and hoping SOMETHING will click in my cobweb brain if I just hear the same dialogue a twelvtheleventh time. sincerely most fun and immersive timeloop simulator of all time

#deerchatter #WHAT DOG! WHAT FCKINGG DOG !!!!! #it's my first time playing and i went in knowing nothing and im honestly having so much fun even tho i might not b great at it #normally i get stressed abt multiple ending story games bc i dont wanna mash thru all the repeated dialogue over and over #but oxenfree has so many branching dialogue options and story choices it doesn't get boring !! hell yea!!! #i friggin love this game cant wait to see more endings. and maybe even solve 1 puzzle one day #oxenfree spoilers #oh yeah and pls don't give me any hints i wanna figure out the mystery on my own <3

[marblerose-rue]

ummmm ummmmmm.... how many people would be interested in me warrior cat'ing baldurs gate three characters

#not art #meandering #i imagine its been done before but i still want to do it or at least give my take on it #guys ive been so obsessed with bg3. oh my god #all ive been able to think about today which sucks bc i have things more important to do #but ill survive u_u anyway for anyone that cares im romancing shadowheart and i think its going very well #im also doing pretty well to avoid spoilers and the spoilers i Have gotten i have no idea what the context is so its basically meaningless #to me . and i also dont care for spoilers anyway bc i stress so easy not knowing HAHA #i am having a lot of fun . if anyone wants to send any asks talking about it or if mootie patooties wanna talk about it i am here

[siriusly-the-best-bi]

Uk honestly guys unpopular opinion here, I know people are upset by the lack of ‘canon’ Huntlow being shown via a kiss or another romantic gesture but I kinda love that it wasn’t. I love seeing everyone’s content for them being together and in love, but I also like personally headcanoning them as a flavour of Queer Platonic and I like telling my sad little shrimp brain that that’s representation in their whole story all tied together by the lack of a kiss or explicit romantic display on screen. Like both options are amazing! But i like that both options are available for us uk?

#the owl house #bi.f.shit #toh #toh spoilers #but not really? #idk just to be safe tho #hunter #toh hunter #willow park #toh willow #huntlow #i just think queer platonic relationships should have more rep #and i like having the opprotunity to ‘headcanon’ it as canon #does that make any sense #please dont give me hate for this i just wanna see if people might agree

[al-selfships]

What do you mean my f/o died in canon? They still live rent free in my head.

#not gonna mention any f/os because I dont wanna give spoilers but yea #proselfship #selfproship #proship selfship

[masonsystem]

can we be serious..

#dm spoilers #sorry i hv to be a hater i cant take this anymoreeee 😭 #like by god i wish ms kui actually did write a story that focused on the love between two women i really do #but she didnt! romance is on the backburner regardless of who it is #towards the end m.arcilles character starts to shift away from f.alin and more towards her insecurities abt lifespans anyways #and yes u can still read her motivations as romantic towards f.alin thats fine and fair #but likewise you would need to give these moments grace as well.... u wanna ignore it in ur reading is whatever #but to say ppl are baseless in this reading of l.aios x m.arcille is just so wronggg 😭 #AND I DONT EVEN CARE ABT THIS SHIP I DONT CARE ABT ANY DM SHIP MANNNNN im just so 😭 when ppl describe this series as smth it isnt

[constantvariations]

Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're just a complete idiot making up shit and that you don't know what you're talking about because you would rather worship an edgy white dudebro than identify with WOC characters?

Anon, you have one week to read your choice of the following books. I expect a full report on the issues the author is attempting to educate you on, why it's important, who benefits from the general public's lack of knowledge, and the many ways in which people fail to self-reflect on their behaviors when it comes to the well being of other people

White Fragility: Why It's So Hard For White People To Talk About Racism by Robin DiAngelo

Freedom Is A Constant Struggle by Angela Y. Davis

The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness by Michelle Alexander

Sojourner Truth: A Life, A Symbol by Nell Irvin Painter

Black against Empire: The History and Politics of the Black Panther Party by Joshua Bloom and Waldo E. Martin Jr.

If you find a book that fits this subject that you would rather read, submit it for approval by Thursday

If you continue to accuse me without any evidence or providing adequate entertainment, consider yourself a failed student. Should this occur, any further messages will be deleted

Prove that you have a better intellect than a baboon throwing shit at the wall. Good luck. I think you'll need it

#rwde #i am not joking. send me all the anon hate you want but if it aint creative or unique it aint getting posted #if it does not have any meat i will not bite #like seriously. i didnt mention anyone outside of shawcross and luna in my post and this is the take you wanna fling? aight #i was talking about the white fang as a whole ass organization #which spoilers includes sienna and ilia #so youre the one blocking out the women if youre conflating the entire WF group w adam #i bet you can't even think of any black activists outside of mlk jr and malcolm x #do you even know who sojourner truth is??? highly doubt it #this kinda shit is how we all know youre white as hell #you dont actually give a flying fuck abt the issues women of color face #you just want a moral shield to beat people w then whine when you get called out for obvious bs #if you care abt women then work with local politicians to establish healthcare rights #if you care abt poc then protest in the streets w them whenever the police go too far #or better yet. intervene before someone gets put into a grave #use your white privilege to shield actual fucking people instead of being a whitebread dumbass #anon hours

[hofudlaus]

Just finished netflixs Wednesday show and, spoilers ahead

I have mixed feelings about it, most of which I can look past n excuse since it's not really a type of show I enjoy normally anyway

BUT uhhh, can I just say,,,, it feels Very weird and Bad when,,, in the show thats all about, hey, monsters n weirdness should be accepted! That the big bad plot monster is like, made through trauma/torture (and is then controlled by the person who makes them) and its the only monster that's never shown any compassion??

Before the twist with Tyler being into all the murder, where, as far as we knew, he is a victim of abuse and manipulation(if not full on mind control?(idk I don't fully remember what the lore was)),,, he's still treated like he's evil??

#like im fine with wednesday doing that if that was just her character #but its more that the narrative seems to agree #he was evil just for... having trauma??? #like i dont even like him as a character hes very bland.. but the evil thing feels so.. forced and gives very... mentally ill ppl r scary #its just.. a weird choice #also... yet again... media about Oh! monsters n outcasts.. n yet most the main cast is white n straight #idk if ill watch s2 but they better have enid x wednesday Or ace wednesday #i wont go into my oyher issues with the show #those r more just personal taste n nitpicks so im not gonna force ppl 2 look at those #wednesday spoilers #i guess #not putting this in tje main tag dont wanna make actual fans see this but will put the spoiler one in case any of my followers r watchingit #rambles #like sorry but dude was chained up in a cave n injected with poisons n shit??? he looked bloody n bruised too if i remember correctly? #not sure tho #but yeah... uhh.. wild choice

[thedeafprophet]

I’m dying to know what the connection is between Mr Fires and The Dawn Machine. I know for a fact there has to be one given during BaL the factory of Veils’ it’s taken over is described as “ Hot as the face of a Judgement “ and that the fuel source you take from the factory is an element of dawn, so thats obviously there. 

And then Fires makes an apperance during the Icariun Cup ES which is heavily themed around the Dawn Machine, and whilst it doesnt do anything in that story, it Being Their highlights the connection more in my mind. 

Further more I believe the fact that Station 5, once one of the stations the masters are behind for different experiments, is now the Grande Geode, meaning that there’s further connection between the masters and the new sequence there. 

But what is the connection? My two personal theories is either a) It overlaps with Fires’ area of light and subjugation and its studying it, (and views it as a proper threat of course), or, and maybe this is less likely, b) It’s somehow connected with June’s creation of The Dawn Machine in some way. 

Food for thought. I suspect the Dawn Machine is going to make an appearance in upcoming content at some point, so im curious if this will be answered. 

#i wannna knooooow #i got dawn burnt from the icaruin cup es just incase it becomes relevant lmao #anyway if theres any info about this that i dont have please Give #i wanna know more #fallen london #fallen london theorizing #mr fires #the dawn machine #BaL spoilers #es spoilers

[merry-the-cookie]

also i can finally look at tumblr lol i didnt wanna get spoiled on the show and setlist and ykno what im super glad i wasnt

excited and also ScaredTM to see soundcheck this weekend

#so much unexpected stuff lmfao i knew about very few songs they were gonna play and in terms of stage production i was only aware o the dice #and some confetti i guess but yea most of it was just a really neat surprise #spoilers for 5sos show setlist incoming but #i cant believe they didnt play no shame. i wont ever forgive them for that #easier is still fucking Here but not no shame??? #overall i was pleasantly surprised by the setlist but i think with perspective a couple choices have me personally bummed out #from my own preferences #like. no shame and complete mess were MissedTM #and with that perspective. i coulda done without outerspace I KNOW unpopular opinion #it was a surprise BUT honestly for me. it was not a good one LOL #id fully expected to have put that song behind them after the rah tfofu concert #but i guess it was less an honorable goodbye as much as a re introduction of it idk #i was really happy to see a bunch of songs coming back tho! gives me hope for any eventual future concerts that no shame will be back #YES i have a one track mind LISTEN. it is my Favorite and it deserves Better #ok i have rambled enough. these are my hot takes i have a couple more but i do wanna reiterate im overall really fcking happy abt it all lol #just bitter that they would play fuckcing Dont Stop but not NO SHAME IN 2023!!!!! SHAMEFUL #anyways the show itself was so fucking fun goodbye #teresa.txt

[videogamelover99]

You know, after watching Emotion a second time, I'm starting to think Marinette knows who Chat Noir is.

#knowing this show its very unlikely BUT ALSO #'is it just me or is he acting super weird all the sudden' thats not a marinette thing to say about adrien #its either half reveal or marinette went through some crazy character development #she also said NOTHING about chat noir coming when she was fighting argos #her plan had nothing to do with chat noir #like she knew there was no chance he was coming #emotion spoilers #mlb emotion spoilers #mlb #miraculous ladybug #theory #leak ppl dont give it away plz #like if the writing was in any way reliable it would make sense for adrien to tell marinette the truth to resolve the unspoken conflict #cause part of why marinette is so uncomfortable around adrien is bc she can tell hes not totally authentic around her #also the red moon's amok is in a copy?? of adrien's ring?? or actually in adrien's ring? #but then wouldnt felix know it was a miraculous #anyway #adrien's one-sided reveal to marinette would be so funny though #'i wanted to tell you bc youre the person i trust the most and i dont wanna lie to you' #marinette: 'cool cool hold on i gotta have a crisis real quick' #it MAKES SENSE okay #marinette is in love w both chat noir and adrien but adrien's moved on from ladybug #and then marinette wont tell him who she is to protect them both from monarch

[stoneqoldcrazy]

remind me to never read anything by tom king ever again

#gabby's gabbing #read riddler's one bad day. fucking Atrocious #spoilers ahead if u wanna read it (u dont) #batman Kills eddie at the end. that's already the Worst shit for obvious reasons #also i cant.. See eddie being so cold n edgy idk maybe that's just me maybe i gotta read more about his character but #he's just some weirdo menace guy. to me #also. he Never used any riddles or clues NEVER like he said he was bored with them and like????? his OCD ass would Never just stop #compulsively giving riddles like. he cant just stop because he's 'bored' if OCD worked like that i'd be in Heaven #the art is neat though i only got the comics for the covers but i was curious and i read it and it gave me brain damage thank u tom kingtha

[marsixm]

saw everything everywhere all at once. i Def see why people are calling it the best movie ever. its really. A Lot like i need to watch it minimum 3 times to process all of that. its really in its own category. but im so so so glad i avoided learning anything about the plot so hard like i enjoyed the shit out of the ride. also david byrne sings in the end credits and i had no idea it was coming and it was the nicest surprise

#i dont think i think its the best movie ever but its uniqueness puts it very much in its own category and that alone is amazing #it does what it does well #honestly any criticism i have of how they communicated certain messages is really more in my own replaying of them #like… not to give anything away #but when i think about X topic i see the ways and ways and ways its been done before #and theres only so many ways to have a conversation #but this did it differently or at least in its own style and thats good #it feels like it accomplished turning like what might otherwise be a short films worth of Cool Shit into a full coheasive movie #like god the whole thing is very impressive #i think the only thing actually holding me back is the sole fact that i heard it was *thee* best #if i went into it so fully blind id never even heard of it id probably be losing my marbles harder #i have a hard time shaking expectations and the spectre of it all w my neurotic tendencies #anyway it was a very very good movie and i wanna watch it again soon to process all of the everything happening there #to say more specific things: #spoiler warning* #it felt the most like a cartoon of any live action thing #it really does have an amazing take on multiverse stuff especially with like. okay hello? lets get weird with shit #my biggest tearjerker moments were the husband

[zealousfansstuff]

Someone read It Ends With Us 👀👀👀 how was it!?

It was so good but also really heartbreaking. The first half seems pretty sweet but the second half...thats when some pretty traumatic things happen to the protagonist (Lily). Honestly I am still processing it. But I love the book. I love everything it stands for, love that there are situations that are not so black and white. And if anyone likes angst well its a book for them. I think everybody should read this book actually .

#Idk I feel like I have aged a couple years after reading this book lol #It ends with us #Dont wanna give any spoilers #Also if anyone reads it please look into the trigger warnings #Lily #Atlas #Not gonna mention the other guy #He doesnt deserve it