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They look like a duo that dropped exactly one studio album of some of the most experimental woodwind and jazz combo youve ever heard in your life

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sometimes i forget im a college dropout. thats so funny also oh wait its called dropout tv bc they left college humor. ohhhh

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#dropped out of community college baybee #youll never guess why

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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trmo a joke i frequently make when i misspeak which is “sorry english is just my first language”

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Annalaura_art

#sort of makes one understand the cultural desires towards believing in reincarnation

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#that is generally how a lot of random phrases get started #i remember hearing abt the origins of this in a movie tho #OR it was said in a movie and my mom explained the origins #vaguely #i didnt clock the part about a military group tho i thought it was originally about business men who were too serious abt work

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Rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping.

-Rabbits not giving a shit about your laws of science:

#hopping everywhere seems like itd get exhausting tbh i get it

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80′s Unicorn and Pegasus stickers

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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tiramisu am i right

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i know its the stereotype that as an autistic person i have poorer social intelligence but i think the truth is people are often intimidated or confused by how accurate my understanding of others can be. i’m not always 100% but i am pretty insightful

#either that or i am just way more wrong than im even capable of realizing but idk? #the only time ive been shocked lately was finding out my 2 managers hated each other #but there were lots of reasons i missed that #namely the one manager probably not letting on in front of me in order to not sway my opinion of another boss of mine #anyway this thought brought to you by the manager who replaced one of those aforementioned managers #telling me that the other aforementioned one has been lying to me about random stuff #even though his reasoning for claiming this made zero sense #like babygirl it sounds more like he lied to u not me but whatever #also brought to you by the 9 billion intrapersonal horrors ive witnessed lmao

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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me planning my day like “okay so i NEED to just rest, i need to rest rest rest, i ALSO need to [long list of things]”

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

#the children yearn for johnlock

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James T Kirk and his unbearable urge to jump on men

#oh wow the lines on this are very cool #star trek

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Рассвет | The Dawn;

Anatoly Levitin, 1975.