#we are in this together lads

[queercodedvillains]

Wake up babes, new chapter of mallrats just dropped <3

Mallrats (23114 words) by QueerCodedVillains Chapters: 3/9 Fandom: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto), background kakuzu/hidan Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: SasoDei Week 2023 (Naruto), 90'S, Akatsuki - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Claire's AU, Mafia AU, If You Squint - Freeform, we are taking liberties translating the akatsuki into a modern setting here, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, Blood and Violence, POV Alternating, Bottom Deidara (Naruto), Top Sasori, BDSM, Impact Play, Praise Kink, Edging, Orgasm Control, Overstimulation, Sasori is still a puppet master but only in the loosest terms, if you catch my drift, Shibari, Suspension, Fucking Machines, Porn With Plot, Hurt/Comfort, Bratting, brat taming, Dom/sub Series: Part 1 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: In which the Akatsuki are 90's mallrats by day, crime syndicate by night. All the best criminals have a day job to launder their rent money, but the real fun only starts once they're off the clock.

#deidara #sasori #sasodei #claires au #mallrats #i dont wanna give any spoilers but #if you didnt know the difference between power dynamics vs positions #aka dom/sub vs top/bottom #hopefully you will now uwu #smut now plot later #head empty just these guys going at it like fucking rabbits 24/7 #we'll get to the plot when i say so until then we're all just gonna be happy the muse caught me on a day off #okay? okay <3 #my writing #mallrats!akatsuki #its my au i get to pick the tags #yes i am still working on my sasodei2023 fic after already posting another sasodei2024 fic #ariana grande and what about it dot gif #sighs deeply #when will i be free #when will i be cured of the brain rot #i really gotta carve it out with my own two hands and post it on the internet #its just me and a few dozen fellow inmates of the sasodei unit of the psychward #we are in this together lads #smh i gotta do everything around here if i wanna read it i gotta fuckin write it. and i WILL. its rotten work but christ alive ill do it

[raycatzdraws]

Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu four #lu twilight #lu wolfie #lu wild #lu legend #lu hyrule #fairy hyrule #I drew most of these on my weekends at camp #hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers #man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way #I was there 6+ weeks straight #some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town #a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf #we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers' #AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do #so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol #that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME #but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol #I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf #Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D ' #and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn? #caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting #calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us #for emotional support #her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay #anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner #I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE #we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY

[caycanteven]

also...

take this big ol' softy that I can't help but literally melt for.

It's @didderd boi uwu. I love him and will always have coffee breaks with him.

#fanart for bestie <3 #my art #caycantdoodle #sans #sans au #didderd oc #Rice belongs to didderd #tourette's sans #I love him your honor #Let me cuddle and have coffee while we read novels together #I'll fall asleep but hey he a softy #probably gives the best hugs #such a tired lad #look at him #let him eep #i will eep with him /plat #haha #unless? #nah i bein silly #but didderd knows im a simp for this guy #was a cool down sketch after drawing all day ;3; #cays fanart

[dawnbreakersgaze]

☆ "𝓖𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓮, 𝓞 𝓡𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓼,

𝓖𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓮, 𝓞 𝓛𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓽𝓼, 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓴 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓼" ☆

#i just love how he delivers this specific line in this poem so much- like i almost cry every time #he sounds so close to tears himself it guts me #and i love how soft he looks during this moment when theyre counting stars together and shes calling him and monster lol #and he sounds concerned but he still looks at her with so much love and adoration even though she kind of called him awful on accident #idk i just have a lot of Xavier feelings today despite all the Raf and Zayne things going on in my brain #and I wanted to vomit them somewhere so here we are #love and deepspace #lnds #lads #l&ds #love & deepspace #Xavier #xavier love and deepspace #xavvy baby #kay's edits

[carlaloveslfc]

YNWA, Redmen. ❤️

#alisson becker #alisson #virgil van dijk #ynwa #heads up lads #win together lose together #we go again #liverpool fc

[b4kuch1n]

dip pen ink comm batch 4 complete! for Ezechiel, @ohwwhuv, and Leo :]

#bakuspecial #commission art #the grayscale for these were done on a train with my laptop track pad fksdjhf it was! manageable! but not desirable condition #that was before I got my new current tablet too... thank you my old huion. you served me well. Im so sorry I chipped ur paint to shit #ngl the texture on the new one's better off the bat. the grip's better and it has good kinetic feedback #too bad abt the touch buttons tho... I was confident I could make use of them but alas #things need actual feelable buttons again please I can Not tell where anything is when Im drawing and cant look at the tablet #my eyes are on the screen!! Im bad at gauging distance!!! please give me buttons I can find in the dark. please #even the old huion which has actual buttons I still couldnt use them. bc theyre not raised #theyre flat to the tablet's surface. you know what I shouldve tacked raised stickers on them I was stupid there #well! the more u learn. the more u learn #I'm happy with the current tablet tho!! buttons stuff aside it's nice to draw on. and thats what important. wrists dont hurt no more #almost said ''I miss the wacom eraser end" I don't. not really. every time I used that thang I was like wow you are so imprecise and blunt #litcherally why would you want basically a mappable stylus end but it's 50 times the size of a normal nib and you cant see where ur drawing #especially on a screen tablet. the dynamic there makes absolutely no sense #I can really do the same thing now by mapping one of the stylus buttons to swap foreground color to transparency #anyways. this has been my testimonies on tablets. in the tags of a dip pen ink post lmao #well! this is a late post I shouldve posted this before art fight. thank u again to that anon who reminded me #have a good day lads! we can answer emails together. hands in professional hands

[larrylimericks]

13Aug22

**LT2 lyric spoilers**

Loud Edition Haz and Lou, lads, you best call a plumber! Constant leaking is surely a bummer. Unheard songs from LT Express just how much he Loves his dog walker slash errand runner.

LOUD Edition The same themes just keep on appearing: Young love that won’t stop persevering, Home, Next To You, fate, And a Manchester date To patron saint of Larries, Ed Sheeran.

AND LOUD Edition “Lou, we really need you to break These habits when you’re up on stage; Your flirt and flamboyance Are profit annoyance—” “But we’re more than habits, me and H.”

#larry #louis #louis tomlinson #LT2 #LT2 leak #spoilers #three songs mysteriously made their way through the DM ether of tumblr #lucky #all along #the way i do (mix 5) #'lucky' might be 'lucky again' from the FITF track list we saw on amazon #speculation is 'all along' was a track that didn't make walls #and 'the way i do' sounds even older #they're all LOUD LOUD and LOUD #not to be a buzzkill but i think the lyric is 'we'd grab some food then meet the lads for ONE' #like one drink at the pub #i think there's the usual plausible deniability in some #naysayers will think lucky is about getting back together with eleanor (or harry for those who think they broke up) #i'd like to think they got unimaginably lucky twice: finding the band and finding each other #as for the ed sheeran manchester lyric ... #there's no out there #ed's trending on twitter and i hope he's curled up in his blue/green tpwk heart socks enjoying our demise #ever since hearing 'habit' i've thought about how TPTB must have reprimanded louis #and told him to break his onstage habits (whether that was being too gay or too in love) #but harry's the habit he can't break #and now with this mention of it in 'the way i do' i'm even more convinced the lyrics are belated acts of defiance #limerick-lt #triple edition #aug 13 #2022

[mooseyspooky]

The fact Johnny said "Moz wanted me to do it" is driving me absolutely wild. I think this shoot was around 1990.

#I'm too lazy to dig the book out #But this kevin cummins article is making me feel things #Johnny out here posing like his ex boyfriend wanted him to #What was going through his head #Yeah no this is what I want #To look all melancholic outside of Salfords #Cause I'm acting like Moz you see #Not because I miss him and what we had together and the relationship we had the year the Salford lads club pictures were taken #No definitely not that

[seaofgoldensand]

is it too soon for me to say that i wanna awaken these two cards,,,

#'but they are hp based' #oh well fuck it we ball #'what if there's another solar pair of rafayels?' #'or another rafayel myth pair??' #you think i wont put money to the side and snag OT again #i need another 2400 of the crystals #so i can do it all together #love and deepspace #love and deepspace rafayel #⁠rafayel love and deepspace #⁠rafayel lnd #lnd rafayel #⁠rafayel lnds #lnds rafayel #⁠rafayel lads #⁠lads rafayel #lnd #lnds #⁠lads

[k1rameki]

Why did you make tabi hot HEEELPP

maynnnnn idk its what happens when you perfect a method of drawing one of your favourite characters

anyways take this as well as a stupid doodle of aldryx and tabi

#drew this instead of doing my schoolwork im so productive #thank yew for the compliment btw #ive been revising my human tabi design since summer and now its at a point where its peak design frfr #hes just a handsome lad and we love that about him #anyways al and tabi have such an underrated dynamic i need to draw them together more #“none of those words were in the bible i cannot believe im related to that thing” “JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS ALREADY I BEG OF YOU” #my art #digital artwork #fnf tabi #fnf aldryx #🦇 human!tabi #🦇 human!aldryx #ask answered

[s0fter-sin]

AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOT ITS TEETH IN ME BUT I’M ABOUT TO BITE BACK IN ANGER

#take me back to eden is so ghost coded it kills me #like im shit at lyric interpretation ill fully admit that but it Screams ghost #‘i spit blood when i wake up sink porcelain stained choking up brain matter and makeup’ #‘room feels like a meat freezer i dangle in it like cold cuts’ SCREAMING BITING BITING BITING #its the butcher hanging from a meat hook imagery for me lads i Cant #and my god the soapghost of it all #just ghost lashing out bc he cant understand soaps attention #rejecting his affection and his care bc hes never felt a kind touch without it becoming cruel #and i know we dont acknowledge mw3 but #‘i guess it goes to show does it not? that we've no idea what we've got until we lose it #and no amount of love will keep it around if we don't choose it’ #losing johnny being the only thing that snaps him out of it and makes him realise that hes in love with him #‘no amount of self-sought fury will bring back the glory of innocence’ that realisation turning his love inward and fracturing into hate #he couldve been with johnny they couldve been happy together #so he cracks and destroys every enemy he comes across as he hunts down makarov #leaving price and gaz behind as he lets vengeance consume himself #‘i have travelled far beyond the path of reason take me back to eden take me back to eden’ #but bc fuck mw3 soap lives and ghost finds him and they live happily ever after #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghoap #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod #take me back to eden #we’re a team. ghost team

[szappan]

also today me and an exchange student i became tentative but earnest friends with over the semester realised we're probably never going to see each other again it's all so strange how quickly you can start missing people

#we had the same lit class and we didnt talk for the first many weeks but i thought she was really smart and i had a little #freakout session about byron and shelley and keats to her and we discussed literature we like while i walked her home and it was great we #understood each other swimmingly and now she'll be so far away. but i hope we'll keep in touch id like to get to know her better shes great #we also braced ourselves and went up to our syntax lecturer together whos a delightful little clown but just as well i gaze at him in #wonder for 45 minutes every week barely comprehending anything he says. and he uploaded some sample questions for the exam and it's #it's not good lads #and today he said 'i read on markmyprofessor that im incomprehensible and i should present the material as a teacher' #and then he explained one thing completely plainly and we all understood what he explained just then and it was wondrous #then he went back to his mind games and allegories and stuff immediately and my minute of relief was over #and i really do wish hed done the whole lecture series *vaguely germanic accent* 'tanárként' #because he can and he just doesnt. silly. and difficult for me. but well maybe i'll figure it out by the time the exam comes around #my post

[pokeymonhearts]

#pokeymonhearts #balance arc #act 2 #radiant garden #soras side #rikus side #WE DID IT LADS #ONLY LOOK LIKE A YEAR FOR THEM TO FINALLY BE TOGETHER #SOB #also i went a little hard on that first page #ever have that panel where you know 'YEAH thats a good panel' #that was that whole first page for me #THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE #and yet the boyfriends still dont get to hang out #they gotta fight first #also the entire time I was listening to the TGCF ending while I did the panel with all of them gays are real #scalean pokemon

[xamaxenta]

I wish i had a dedicated monster hunter squad

#aint nothin like me and theboys rolling up to smack a velkhana about together #my old crew all ended up having life committments and cant game much anymore #the hub is so empty!!! and random filler Hunters often leave #weeps…. i just wanna play monster hunter with people on voice chat againnn #the adrenaline of the chase… but also nobody understands how stoked i am always abour having Ace in this game #it just makes me so so happy #problem is is that mhw/ib is a HUGE game with a huge learning curve if youve never played a mh game #so i know its not rly a game that i can just ask ppl to get its on sale lots now but its still a hefty price and the download committment #is high #sigh… sniff yearning to hunt again w the lads #i msged them like brothers in arms do we hont and theyre like i got my kids bro 😔 #waaaa #becoming a full fledged adult is so hard

[denialcity]

endlessly funny to me that you can Tell my origins were crackfic and genfic and I can't believe yall letting me get away with a shipping tag on hanahaki AU

#Anw guess who deadass started drafting a fkin peace treaty #evicting rent free thoughts #I think the count is still held hands once #60k in we really are in this slow burn together eh lads

[shenyaanigans]

goes into the car/wash tag looking for a good time and gets blasted with the nastiest meanest anti shit of all time. about an m/f ship. by allah u people are dogs. i will block as usual

#kat chats #what i'm learning is that i wouldn't have gotten along with a single one of the rvb lads if i was in the trenches during its heyday #first i hated tu/ckington. i actually enjoy the het ships #also the fact that you bitches saw two coworkers being shipped together and were like WE MUST MAKE THEM SIBLINGS!!! SO ITS ILLEGAL TO SHIP! #good god #christ alive #also i say i wouldn't have gotten along back in the day as if these anti posts TAGGED—SEARCHABLE—were not made in 2023 & 2024 lol