#mallrats!akatsuki

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Wake up babes, new chapter of mallrats just dropped <3

Mallrats (23114 words) by QueerCodedVillains Chapters: 3/9 Fandom: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto), background kakuzu/hidan Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: SasoDei Week 2023 (Naruto), 90'S, Akatsuki - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Claire's AU, Mafia AU, If You Squint - Freeform, we are taking liberties translating the akatsuki into a modern setting here, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, Blood and Violence, POV Alternating, Bottom Deidara (Naruto), Top Sasori, BDSM, Impact Play, Praise Kink, Edging, Orgasm Control, Overstimulation, Sasori is still a puppet master but only in the loosest terms, if you catch my drift, Shibari, Suspension, Fucking Machines, Porn With Plot, Hurt/Comfort, Bratting, brat taming, Dom/sub Series: Part 1 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: In which the Akatsuki are 90's mallrats by day, crime syndicate by night. All the best criminals have a day job to launder their rent money, but the real fun only starts once they're off the clock.

#deidara #sasori #sasodei #claires au #mallrats #i dont wanna give any spoilers but #if you didnt know the difference between power dynamics vs positions #aka dom/sub vs top/bottom #hopefully you will now uwu #smut now plot later #head empty just these guys going at it like fucking rabbits 24/7 #we'll get to the plot when i say so until then we're all just gonna be happy the muse caught me on a day off #okay? okay <3 #my writing #mallrats!akatsuki #its my au i get to pick the tags #yes i am still working on my sasodei2023 fic after already posting another sasodei2024 fic #ariana grande and what about it dot gif #sighs deeply #when will i be free #when will i be cured of the brain rot #i really gotta carve it out with my own two hands and post it on the internet #its just me and a few dozen fellow inmates of the sasodei unit of the psychward #we are in this together lads #smh i gotta do everything around here if i wanna read it i gotta fuckin write it. and i WILL. its rotten work but christ alive ill do it

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Naruto Fic Masterlist (some exclusive to Ao3)

Into Dawn: Neji Hyuga/Original Female Characters - multi-chapter  (ongoing) Summary: Sena Matsura, a Leaf kunoichi has been tasked with tracking down her father, former lord of the Matsura Clan turned rogue. After the devastation that transpired in his departure, can Sena finally track him down and restore her family's reputation? What happens when she confides in a certain Hyūga friend? Followed by a run in with a certain blond Akatsuki member?

Fire in Our Eyes: Tobirama Senju/Original Female Characters - multi-chapter (ongoing)  Summary: With the Senju and Uchiha clans united and the foundations in place for a new settlement, how will the village find peace when all they know is war? A story of the founders, following the lives of Tobirama Senju and Asana Matsui and how their Will of Fire ignites a fire of their own.

Moments: Ino Yamanaka/Sakura Haruno - Oneshot - Completed Summary: Ino had always felt like Sakura had abandoned her for the sake of crush. What she comes to realise, as she gets older, is all the feelings that come with that.

I Hope You Warm up to Me: Neji Hyuga/Tenten - Oneshot - Completed Summary: ‘I’ll be waiting for you here once you return.’ Tenten wondered if that statement was still true. Would he even be waiting in the rain? Putting my music on shuffle and writing a oneshot based on that song with a pairing that fits the mood. NejiTen Fic based on the song Charlie by Mallrat.

#fics #ao3 links #ao3 fics #nart universe fics #masterlist #Into Dawn #Fire in Our Eyes #Moments #I Hope You Warm up to Me #Neji hyuga #tenten #OC #Tobirama Senju #ino yamanaka #sakura haruno #nejiten #inosaku #updated 30.06.2020

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Kiss me thru the phone (3888 words) by QueerCodedVillains Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto) Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Dom/sub, Orgasm Control, Begging, Bottom Deidara (Naruto), Dom Sasori (Naruto), Phone Sex, without a single instance of 'haha what would you do if I was there', as it should be!!, Modern AU, Claires AU, if you know you know, Prompt Fic, Obsession/Possession, sighs deeply, Sasori being so obsessed with ownership and possession will be the death of me, and therefore all of yall too, we are all in the sasodei unit of the psychward…together, SasoDei Week (Naruto), sasodeiweek2024, SasoDei - Freeform Series: Part 3 of Mallrats Cinematic Universe Summary: Sasori owns Deidara. His control is absolute, derived from pure authority and devotion, inescapable and immutable, palpable even from this distance. Deidara knows better than to cum without his master's permission. SasoDei, Modern (90s) AU

Every one say thank you to @sasodeiweek once again getting my ass in gear to post something in time <3

#we're back at it again lads #sasodeiweek2024 #sasodei #sasori #deidara #claires au #mallrats!akatsuki #its my au i get to pick the tags #thank you very much #being very normal about them as usual #anyways #hope yall enjoy this bit of zero context smut #This was nothing but entirely raw unpunctuated dialogue this time last week. #its crazy what a deadline will do for my productivity

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If you can I’d love to hear the outline/tldr of your Claire’s AU because the posts under that tag are always so funny to me

So the claires au tag started because I wanted to collect all my modern au inspo posts in one place. Since it all gravitates around my beloved little terrorist Deidara, and I think he'd do great at a dead end low effort retail job with a bonus perk of bullying giving piercings to tweens and a sick employee discount, the claire's au was born. In hindsight, I wish I had called it the mallrats au, but since the fics came after the tag, we're stuck with the consequences of my choices smh.

It's expanded significantly, to the point that its sooo hard to summarize, but I'm gonna try my best here!!

My general goal is to transcribe everything we know from canon as closely/creatively as I can to a modern/90s setting. Tbh this started because I just was not emotionally prepared to handle canon!akatsuki levels of fucked up war criminals and I just wanted to put them in low stakes shenanigans that keeps the core of their characters without all the murder and angst and action (I hate writing action. Horror is fun and dandy, but spin kicks and explosions and puppets are beyond me for now).

So in the claires au/mallrats cinematic universe, the Akatsuki are just a gang of queers doing your run of the mill criminal activity. Drug dealing, car stealing, chop shopping, gun running, book cooking, you name it. They all ended up kicked out of society for one reason or another, banded together, and became mundane villains of polite society.

For example, Sasori is always depicted as tinkering with his puppets. So I decided that tendency to methodically pull someone apart and back together, that special calculating mindset that it takes to look at a body and come up with twelve different secret weapons to hide in their limbs, would make the perfect fodder for a chop shop mechanic. Stolen cars instead of stolen corpses. He seems like he got the obsessing-over-cars brand of autism and I love him for it. He's weird and reclusive and pretentious and insufferable and genius.

Deidara likes explosives, duh, but guns are so boring imo so I wanted to dig deeper into his love of temporary beauty, and how that meshes perfectly with drugs. They're ephemeral, transient experiences that fade quickly but leave a lasting impact on a person, changing their life, etc. He's also. Super fucking pretentious about it. Don't let him corner you at a party. Sasori might be the chemist but Deidara is the real brains behind the operation, and also the very willing test subject. I see him as a club kid, always on one in the middle of the crowd, and entirely responsible for the Akatsuki's branding. He designed the clouds and the patented pressed pills (we got blue teslas, they got white owls, etc) and also is solely responsible for word of mouth advertising. He's always got a can of spray paint and/or a black business card with nothing but a phone number and a red cloud. He's always bright and loud and shiny and looking for attention in seedy places, always in the middle of the mosh pit or the dance floor or some sketchy back alley or the skate park (skating is kinda like riding a giant flying bird, right?) Either way, everyone wants whatever the fuck he's on.

Together they're a power couple. Absolutely nasty, insufferable to talk to, impossible to be around unless you're just as pretentious as them about their very specific interests AND willing to listen to them bicker endlessly about their arts. Naturally, they only have two friends. Kakuzu and Hidan.

I want to dig into their backstories and relationships later, narratively, but the barest bones of it is that Hidan is Deidara's childhood friend and professional pain in the ass. Class clowns in detention together, bullying the local nerds, weirdo queer kids with serious mental issues from broken homes, a scrappy sort of friendship born out of desperation for someone Like Them etc. I mean Hidan's got a nasty sadomasochistic streak, a propensity for self harm, and an obsession with the occult so don't get me started on him as your local satanic bad influence. Their whole thing could be its own post tbh.

Kakuzu and Sasori are like crotchety old men on the porch. They like to sit in some booth at the club talking shit and looking menacing while Deidara and Hidan are busy 'advertising'. I also see Kakuzu as a bit of a mentor to Sasori, being a bit older and wiser and seeing Sasori get dragged into the Akatsuki after dropping out of med school and being disowned by his grandmother (a whole other post as well) and spiraling into shitty coping mechanisms (alcohol, mostly). Kakuzu smacked some sense into him and got him sobered up because he loves that sad pathetic wet cat of a man they got money to make!!

If and when Sasori and Deidara split up to work, I see them pairing up with Kakuzu and Hidan, respectively. Every artsy twink needs their burly body guard, yknow?

I'm maintaining their age differences to some degree, although pinched closer. At the time Mallrats is set, Deidara is 25, Hidan is 26, Sasori is 32, Kakuzu is 40. Itachi and Kisame are also mid 20s, Konan and Pain and Zetsu and Tobi are in their 30s.

Deidara centric timeline wise (and trying to stick to canon as closely as realistically possible) he gets kicked out of his house for being fruity at 14, ends up couch surfing with Hidan (having 'sleep overs', or sneaking into his room when Hidan's mom said no but didn't care enough think to look under his bed/the closet/that pile of laundry) and when he can't pull that off, staying in the mall til after closing and posting up in there all night. After a while, someone in the Akatsuki notices him kicking rocks in a parking lot and realizes they need some scrappy kid to run a backpack from one end of town to the other without getting noticed. One thing leads to another and he ends up catching Konan's attention. She (30s, forgery and embezzling specialist, dyke and mother of the house) shuffles some papers, gets him his own apartment on the condition that he works for her and the money goes from their business associates to him to her to his landlord.

I have a soft spot for Konan doing this for anyone she can. Queer kids in the 80s and 90s didn't exactly have resources, and she did what she could with what she had, handing them a way to earn their own money and a safe place to live, even if its seedy and illegal. Beats the streets! Most of them were runners for a few years and aged out, she signed their SRO apartments off to them at 18 and they moved on with their lives. There's a whole host of people who only know her as Lady Angel (winknod to canon again) because she did what she could to save em. Deidara just happened to be too good at his job and got pulled higher and higher, until he landed in Sasori's shop.

That's about caught up to what I've gotten so far in Mallrats and The Waiting Room (with so much more to go. My muse is wildly overactive for the amount of time and attention span I got). I got head canons on like all the main characters from Konoha/Suna, all the Akatsuki, and the Sanin. Where they work, how they interact, how their relationships translate to mallrat/clubrat shenanigans, etc.

Every detail Sasori and Deidara falling in love? DUH. But also........... A complete dossier on everyone's kinks? Hidan and Deidara's gay awakening? Sasori's history with Orochimaru? The absolute fuckery that is any of their home life before the Akatsuki? Brazilian Kakuzu? Jashinism in a neopagan satanic context? Kakuzu and Hidan's perfectly vicious relationship? Konan as Lady Angel? Itachi darling son of the police chief working for the mob to spite his homophobic dad? Kisame... well, idk about Kisame, but if you care enough to develop it with me I could be convinced to!! The list goes ON.

I could go into heavier detail about so much more but this is already so long T^T. If you read this far thank u ilysm and I would be so delighted to get into more if you're interested!! The ask box is always open and I am foaming at the mouth over them at the drop of a hat <3

#pls forgive me for taking lightyears to respond to this summarizing is hard #i always turn into charlie kelly ranting and raving with the red string and bloodshot eyes #you dont want to know how many paragraphs i deleted #this sat in my drafts for so long T^T #anyways #tysm for asking ;-; #time for the tags!! #deidara #sasori #sasodei #claires au #mallrats!akatsuki #yeah lets make that a tag too why not #its my au i get to pick the tags!! #akatsuki #kakuzu #hidan #your honor i love them #im being so normal about them #if u wanna be normal too come sit next to me :] #join me in the sasodei unit of the psychward #we have blasphemy and irreverent queerness whats not to love

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It is my pleasure to present to you my submission for SasoDei week 2023, sliding in at the very last minute for today's prompt (90's) pls forgive me @sasodeiweek I hope I am not too late <3

Mallrats (3941 words) by nebulosaxiii Chapters: 1/9 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Deidara/Sasori (Naruto), background kakuzu/hidan Characters: Sasori (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Hidan (Naruto), Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: SasoDei Week 2023 (Naruto), 90'S, Akatsuki - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Claire's AU, Mafia AU, If You Squint, we are taking liberties translating the akatsuki into a modern setting here, Drug Use, Drug Dealing, Blood and Violence, POV Alternating, Bottom Deidara (Naruto), Top Sasori, BDSM, Queer Coded Villains Summary: In which the Akatsuki are 90's mallrats by day, crime syndicate by night. All the best criminals have a day job to launder their rent money, but the real fun only starts once they're off the clock.

#deidara #my beloved #sasori #my man #sasodei #sasodei week #sasodei week 2023 #claires au #deidara works at claires #WIP #for now #but it is fully plotted and outlined #itll be around 30k words #ugh yall know how i feel about my #queer coded villains #anyways #pls let me know what yall think #ilysm enjoy