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drunkenclown555 · 1 year
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PENIS BLAST
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bluethisisforyou · 3 months
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dungeon meshi is the equivalent of going to ikea
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succesfully took two buses with my 70L backpack+sleeping mat strapped under it are y'all proud of me
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equinox-system · 2 months
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i live with idiots both inside system and outside system
sabi ko ‘just learn’ tapos sabi daw ni door ‘i aint stealin money’ WHEN DID I SAY THAT YOURE GONNA STEAL MONEY
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mondgewalt · 11 months
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everyone in akudama drive is a boyfail
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buttercupistough · 2 years
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i saw the most Brick thing ever and i’ll be sharing it
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navie-ctm · 2 months
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Simon ghost Riley likes Wolverine.
Hit send.
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humphul · 3 months
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ich bin schmutzig. völlig icky dumspter von disgustellin
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eurekavalley · 11 months
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just had a dream? prophetic vision? annoying brain? that beamed the phrase 'your fave wouldn't even know how to use your pronouns' into my head and im not sure what that's supposed to tell me...
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tattoorue · 2 years
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gdragonsideburns · 2 years
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Pete Wentz did NOT come out in a kilt for the Glasgow show today and I will NEVER forgive him for it
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rainia · 1 year
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wowee im feeling extra weak and pathetic today. maybe even useless (trying to appeal to the hot bisexuals in the room)
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poetriarchy · 1 year
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filtering the matcha powder in the last dregs of my tea through my teeth like baleen
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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ghosty-ghouls · 22 days
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I want the kind of love 10 year olds write fanfic about
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