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the only positive that came out of miami losing is that he gets to have loser sex with his bf cop....... i bet cop missed him
i think hes gonna need like a minimum of a few more hrs to get over this but ur on the right path
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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i can draw anything i want
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IG: thistleandopal
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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.
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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.
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Apple of My Eye Part 2 in its entirety because the snek faces are too cute to horde!
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My queers, we really need to put the "no men" thing away. Men are not inherently bad. There are queer men. There are questioning men. There's men that are just plain cool. Denying these men a space at our table is not helping - except the TERFs. I just came off the back of reading a transphobe gleeful rant about the need to have pride without men - They of course mean me. This kind of stuff is damaging to me and I really need us all to take a step back and maybe kill this "men dni, men not allowed" stuff. What you mean is "no men who are going to do mean stuff to me." And frankly those men won't give a shit about that kind of boundary.
But I promise you there's a fleet of good honest men who will see that and be sad they're not allowed in your version of queer spaces.
PATRIARCHY is what you hate. Dni Patriarchs.
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going
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VOTE FOR MY BABYGIRL PLS PLS PLS PLS 馃檹 鈥硷笍鉂楋笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鉂楋笍鉂楋笍鉂楋笍
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In the meantime while you vote, enjoy this propoganda art of Rickbot! For @ultimaterickshowdown :>
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7:11 pm and I am SO SLEEPY and going to bed without showering. Fuck my navel and my scalp and my crotch. They'll live.
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7:11 pm and I am SO SLEEPY and going to bed without showering. Fuck my navel and my scalp and my crotch. They'll live.
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