"Unauthorized granddaughter bungling"
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hi, yeah, i'd like some daddy issues with a side of hand kink please. thanks.
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give me all your love so i can fill you up with hate
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T.Y.R.A.N.T [cover] - 加賀美 ハヤト x Ike Eveland x Finana Ryugu
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some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job
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absolutely most hilarious sequence of panels
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tim, drunk and coerced into a game of two truths and a lie with jason, dick, and steph: okay ummmm i— haha. i have the highest body count in the family, Lobo has a contract out on me and… PFFT i’m dating a guy
jason, also drunk: well the gay thing isn’t news but i call bullshit on the body count, you’re like 15. the fuck did you do to get Lobo after you?
steph, the only sober one, eager to sow chaos: oh Lobo would never kill Tim, they’re buddies. they’re going out for disc golf on saturday.
dick, possibly the drunkest: tim. tim what do you mean you’ve got a body count higher than B’s. our father is a slut.
tim: nonono Bruce doesn’t kill :( that’s his Ruleeee
jason: TIMMERS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE GOT A BODY COUNT.
tim: ahahaha do you guys have any idea how many assassins i’ve blown up?
steph: TIM. WHAT
tim: [cartoon explosion noises]….KERPLOOEY
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