#fuck Jess

[sapphic-storm69]

Spiderverse thots

#across the spiderverse #into the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #ALSO GHE COWBOY SPIDER-MAN????? 🩷🩵💖💗 #I guess #not really but just in case :) #I fucking loved spider punk #hatred of British people temporarily paused #fuck Miguel #fuck Jess #miguel o'hara #miles morales #gwen stacy #peter b parker #spider man #the word spider doesn’t seem real anymore #god couldn’t have made that movie it was too beautiful for his corrupted hands to tarnish with his sins #god bless the spiderverse #god….. poetic cinema

[xerith-42]

okay what’s your opinion on the theory garroth was brain washed in some way in the end of season 1??

and to continue with the garroth at the end of seasons, what’s your opinion on aphmau admitting she wrote garroth out of character to make her own writing decisions seem better?

So, the concept of Garroth being brainwashed is actually a concept that I first explored in the AU where Aphmau blows up, and I'm quite fond of the headcanon. I think it's great for Garroth enjoyers to be able to re-contextualize one of the worst things their baby did that made little to no sense. Garroth constantly being pushed to such extremes by Aph kissing like one other person is just a really dumb and bad way of writing him, and I don't fault anyone who thinks mind control was involved.

Do I think it was what Jess intended? Maybe...? If she did, she did a very bad job of explaining it. During the end of season 1 Garroth is clearly being manipulated by Zane and Lilian, but the show never uses more explicit language than "manipulation". And Zane can manipulate mansplain malewife like nobody's business, but I'm not sure if just manipulation would really be enough. The wording around the whole ordeal is so vague that you can really take it any direction.

As it is in canon, I don't think the intention was for Garroth to be directly mind controlled, otherwise I feel like Jess would have made it explicitly clear at some point. As a coping mechanism/head canon, I totally accept and will probably start incorporating it into my own writing from now on.

For your second question, my opinion is... strange. I think it takes some cojones to admit that you actively fucked up a beloved character to make your own bad writing look better. I respect Jess for admitting it with Garroth. Still waiting for her apology as to what happened with Laurance--

Anyways, I actually have a lot of thoughts on Season 2 Episode 98 "Garroth", because that's the episode Jess admitted that she wrote out of character for Garroth. I mean, it's obvious she was and had been doing that with Garroth and Laurance since she decided that Aarmau was endgame and the rot of their characters started in season 2 if not earlier, but I appreciate her owning up to it this one single time.

This is the episode that she and everywhere else cites as the breaking point for her and Minecraft Diaries, it's the episode that people know she deliberately fucked up. But that episode isn't nearly as bad as what she did to Laurance in S2E95. Don't get me wrong, 98 sucks, it's a bad episode and a bad showing for Garroth overall, but there's still hope for redemption with Garroth by the end of the episode. He ends on not a high note, but a note that can be picked up. There's still a chance Jess can bounce back from this and get 'em better next time (which she actually kind of does because Episode 99 is one of the best Garroth centered episodes in the series).

But there isn't any hope for Laurance. Garroth gets to come back for My Street as a major role and he gets to stay that way. He gets to go to both of the beach seasons, he gets to be in the know on what the Emerald Secret is, he gets his family retconned to be even worse than they currently were for the sake of the story, and he gets to be involved in the ultimate conclusion of that storyline. Laurance doesn't.

After episode 95, he doesn't get to come back. He's there for Season 1 and 3, but there are two beach seasons, not episodes, that Laurance gets completely excluded from, and when Jess decides she wants the plot to kick in, there's nothing. No mention of Laurance and where he is, what he might be doing, how he might be feeling about all of this. No mention of other characters worrying or thinking about him. There's just... nothing.

I think Jess redeemed herself for how badly she wrote Garroth in 98 with episode 99 and his later showings. Even if I don't like My Street, especially after season 2, Garroth is at least there. He's still got plenty of problems with how his character is written, but at least he's there and gets to be a good character sometimes. Laurance just... didn't get to come back from Jess' horrible writing. (unless we're including Void Paradox but my thoughts on that series on a metatextual level are a whole other can of worms)

#minecraft diaries #text post #mcd #aphverse #aphblr #garroth ro'meave #mcd garroth #minecraft diaries garroth #mcd aphmau #mcd laurance #answering asks #fuck jess #hate her sm for this #queued post

[honestlydarkprincess]

#we fucking won y'all #jess.911memes #jess makes quantity over quality memes #911 #911 abc #911 on abc #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #911 spoilers #911 abc spoilers

[kylejsugarman]

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

#syd squeaks #he'd still have a roomba i think bc thats just a good investment. its good technology. it vacuums for u #but i can so easily picture sad drone all fucked up #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

[plaguedocboi]

I’m sorry but gharials? They’re just existing like this. Why aren’t we all talking about it

#immensely fucked up beast #noodly jess

[brennan-lee-mother]

[our friends] are not pull string dolls for our amusement,” Rekha said, standing on an apple box she had been manoeuvred onto like a pull string doll for Jess’ amusement

#so this episode was fucking crazy huh? #that reveal changed my brain chemistry #lily and Brennan just collapsing to the floor #gamechanger #game changer #dropout #Sam reich #brennan lee mulligan #Jess Ross #rekha shankar #gamechanger spoilers #mera speaks

[qrowpilled]

after like 6 years of being king shit in botw playing totk makes me feel like a newborn baby and a loser. i got one shot by a bokoblin. i can't afford pants. everything is so scary because i don't know what anything is.

#shush jesse #totk #walking around constantly going ''WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT''

[your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace]

the clones would have fucking loved ezra’s gunsaber

#ezra: it’s a lightsaber #clones: right yes as jedi have #ezra: and then BAM! it’s got a gun! #clones: yo this kids a fucking genius #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #the clone wars #sw rebels #tcw #star wars tcw #commander wolffe #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #captain rex #commander cody #arc trooper jesse

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Wanna know why I don't like Peter B.?

Because when Gwen was actively forced into homelessness in front of him, he literally didn't help at all. And then it gets framed on JESS.

Gwen asks for help. And Peter says this:

Jess asks him to stop talking.

And from this moment forward, Peter makes no effort whatsoever to help Gwen.

Mind you. This is AFTER Miles' escape. After the whole 'shocked Peter' gif. Peter knows Miguel is willing to get violent.

But that line is his only attempt to help.

Even as he watches Gwen be fully restrained and physically forced into the machine. He stands there and watches.

He doesn't try to web her. He doesn't try to stop the machine or talk to Miguel. He stands there in silence. Watching Gwen get sent home to a universe he knows she is homeless in.

And the movie just lets him. Despite the fact he's known Gwen longer than anybody in this room.

Instead, Jess is the only mentor at fault. We're told to blame her.

During this scene we never pan to Peter, standing there literally motionless as Gwen gets dragged away. He's not panicking, or trying to talk Miguel out of it. We're just expected to absolve him of blame.

It's Jess' fault. Jess is her 'failed mentor' - despite the fact that Peter has known Gwen longer, is shown to have a better relationship with her, and we're given no reason as to why he wasn't her mentor to begin with.

Jess says this, and we're supposed to judge her for it. While Peter said nothing at all. At most he made a joke and then shut up when he was told.

Jess might've believed she couldn't help Gwen - but what was Peter's excuse? Standing there and watching this happen? He doesn't feel the need to do anything, say anything, or even leave the room.

For him, watching this is fine. And Gwen NEVER confronts him about it.

We're not supposed to blame Peter for letting Miles and Gwen down, repeatedly.

Even when Gwen is being physically forced into homelessness in front of him.

We're told to blame the black woman when the white man who has known Gwen longer literally stands beside Jess motionless.

Had Hobie not left Gwen the watch - We're left to assume that Peter would've just... let her be homeless in her dimension.

He watched her get sent home, said nothing, then went home to his wife and kid to ponder whether or not he was a bad mentor.

Not if Gwen was okay. Or whether he should go check on her????

That's NOT OKAY???!!!! THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!!!!! And this is the man we're supposed to be routing for? This, the dude who shows NO signs he was even gonna go and check on Gwen? The dude who lets child abuse go down in front of him TWICE and he just stands there blinking? That's our Peter Parker?

And I'm supposed to be thrilled to have him on the team??? Despite the fact Gwen had to come TO HIM. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND???? Gwen doesn't see a problem with that?????

I'm supposed to be happy he's here? Forreal???

Oh joy. Thank you so much, Humbling Reality Spider-man. We love you.

I hate Peter B. ALL MY HOBIES HATE PETER B. (Not a typo)

#no proofread lol #Peter B watching child abuse be like '🧍🏻‍♂️' #fuck peter b. #ALL MY HOBIES HATE PETER B #Peter parker #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #spiderverse #gwen stacy #Miles Morales #spiderman #spider man #spider gwen #ghost spider #spidergwen #miguel ohara #miguel o'hara #jessica drew #jess drew #spiderman 2099

[chappellroansdreamgirl]

abby anderson is a moaner. that woman is fucking you stupid from behind and ALL UP in your ear breathing heavy and telling how you're so warm and tight like this bitch isn't fucking you with a strap-on rn... she's definitely a praiser (or maybe she isn't and i'm just projecting.) AAAAGGHHHH SHE'S FUCKING BREATHUNG IN BETWEEN TELLING YOU HOW GOOD YOU'RE TAKING HER STRAP FUCK I'M GONNA BUST

#ani's episode #abby tlou #tlou2 #abby anderson #abby anderson fic #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie williams #ellie x abby #ellie x fem reader #joel tlou #dina tlou #tlou art #tlou #ani's abby💐 #abby anderson smut #abby anderson x reader #dina x fem reader #dina nolastname #jesse tlou #joel miller #tlou fic #ellie x reader #ellie williams smut #ellabs x reader #ellabs #need this woman to fuck me until i can't talk anymore PLEASE WHITE WOMAN SAVE ME

[shwarmadillo]

nobody is doing it like jess and brennan

#‘I’m gonna bring back the teddy like I’m fucking roosevelt’ HELLO????? SHE IMPROVED THAT???? #dropout #make some noise #jess mckenna #brennan lee mulligan #also the slow zoom kills me every time lololol #story time is boring time

[fras-redacted-shapes]

and another one for @wankernumberniiiiiiiiine!

a scene from her fic Reprise!

#control remedy #control game #jesse x emily #jesse faden #emily pope #my art #fuck yeah former doodle #control game fanart

[crowreys-wormstache]

"Everyone that ever told you that they would keep you safe as long as you behave was already hurting you"

Brennan you can't DO THAT to me

#FUCK #brennan lee mulligan #dimension 20 #d20 #d20 neverafter #ylfa snorgelsson #la bête neverafter #emily axford #jess talks

[kylejsugarman]

it always blows my mind when people are shocked by or even disbelieving of the fact that "breaking bad" is like a genuinely funny show with actual jokes and absurd situations. do they really think the most critically-acclaimed, popular show of all time got that way because its fucking miserable and dour and gritty The Whole Time

#syd squeaks #he literally threw that pizza onto the fucking roof. and cooked meth. life is absurd. jesse said cow house #breaking bad

[kita-shinsukes-hand-holder]

I hate you mfs that don't like Gwen after across the spider verse it smells like misogyny

#i liked her MORE after atsv #like yeah she needs to apologize to miles duh #but why is she not allowed to make mistakes without being villanized #ive heard more people talk about how bad gwen is than fucking Miguel #shes CLEARLY being influenced if not manipulated by Miguel and jess #shes only doing those things because she wants to PROTECT miles #she doesnt want what Miguel is saying to be true #like yall im p sure she fully accepted that her dad was going to die #they had to have said some shit to make her accept that #and at the end shes trying to right her wrongs #shes become such a more nuanced character than she was in the first movie #why are you guys fucking stupid #AND shes trans shes literally amazing #gwen stacy #spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spider gwen #marvel

[meme-sauce]

Things Hank knows about Heisenberg:

- Good at chemistry

- Zero street smarts

- Bald

- Associated with Jesse Pinkman

- Presumably stole chemistry equipment

Things Hank knows about Walter White

- Good at chemistry

- Zero street smarts

- Bald

- Associated with Jesse Pinkman

- Presumably robbed of chemistry equipment

In conclusion:

??????????????

#fucking Hank he has me shaking my damn head #and I’m only on season 2 of my rewatch #breaking bad #Walter white #jesse pinkman #hank schrader #brba