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nuvamata · 6 months
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boinkyspoinky · 1 year
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Me and my mutuals
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animusrox · 8 months
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Breaking Bad + No Context (Part 3)
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swimbreak · 10 months
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some of my 2022 brba stuff
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gomosmorodina · 6 days
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fuuuuckkk that's the funniest thing i ever drew it felt like art school assignment that's supposed to show how not only facial features and body type reflect the character
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meme-sauce · 2 years
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Things Hank knows about Heisenberg:
- Good at chemistry
- Zero street smarts
- Bald
- Associated with Jesse Pinkman
- Presumably stole chemistry equipment
Things Hank knows about Walter White
- Good at chemistry
- Zero street smarts
- Bald
- Associated with Jesse Pinkman
- Presumably robbed of chemistry equipment
In conclusion:
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being a breaking bad fan with media literacy is harder than anything that fuckass bald man went through
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frodo-sam · 1 year
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1.06 // 2.08 // 3.01 // 4.04
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bigbazoxngas · 1 year
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A world where gay is the norm and straight is a minority
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qentin-fuckre · 2 years
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Walter White Cringe Compliation
People are always like “oooOOooHH Heisenberg badass he’s the one who knocks!!!!!!” to the point I went into breaking bad expecting his character to be like that. But what I didn’t expect is that the guy is genuinely 90% of the time a cringy motherfucker. So here’s a list of all the cringe things walter white has done, to balance the scales a bit.
1. Yelled at a cop because his windshield got broken and he refused to fix it despite having recently gotten a large sum of money. Kept escalating until the cop pepper sprayed him and made him cry.
2. Told a high school gymnasium that the plane crash they were all reeling from wasn’t that bad, and that they’d get over it.
3. Quit his job by knocking random shit off the walls and yelling while grabbing his balls.
4. Ended up kicked out of his house and sleeping on the floor of an apartment in a white t-shirt, underwear, and cheetos surrounding him. Yelled “Here’s your restraining order!” while once more grabbing his crotch.
5. Brought a full pizza to his wife to try to make up for selling meth, and then threw the pizza on the roof on accident.
6. Tried to ram a potted plant through a window to get to the guy who was sleeping with his wife. He didn’t succeed.
7. He then tried to seduce his boss out of spite and got fired.
8. Made his son drink tequila shots until he threw up just to feel better than his brother-in-law.
9. Literally came up with a plan where he strips naked in a supermarket and “has amnesia”. It doesn’t work.
10. After his soooo badass “I am the one who knocks” speech (which btw is just him bullying his wife,) he awkwardly shuffles off and takes a shower.
11. He buys the most garish sports cars he can for himself and his son and revs the engines in the damn driveway while mentally playing the lamest song ever
12. His ideas to kill Gus were to ask his right hand man to kill Gus, and then when that failed, walk up to the man’s house, playing his own theme music in his head to hype himself up, and then getting told to just go home.
13. “AM I THE ONLY PERSON CAPABLE OF BEHAVING IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER?” Man who ruined his job prospects screams at Saul Goodman.
14. Made a terrible lie to Gus about Gale screwing up the batch and needing more time only for Gus to visit Walt at the hospital revealing he knew he was full of shit.
15. His absolutely awful lie about the second cell phone that Skyler doesn’t even believe
16. Spends a whole episode obsessing over and failing to kill a singular fly.
17. Tells his brother-in-law who is actively pursuing Heisenberg that Heisenberg might still be out there just because his ego couldn’t handle the thought of Gale getting the credit
I’m certain there’s more, but these all stick out to me. Stop with the “OOO HE BLEW UP TUCO” or “OOOH HE KILLED GUS” and remember that ninety percent of the time, Walter White was fucking embarrassing.
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fruitposting · 2 years
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Beautiful name for a baby boy
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have you done your daily click
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elliespectacular · 4 months
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My brother from another brother!
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Little something I put together while watching RTVS!
(He doesn't say this exactly it's just a hodgepodge of stuff he tends to say whenever he shows up)
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animusrox · 7 months
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Breaking Bad + No Context (Part 8)
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breaking bad and it’s themes of toxic masculinity is one of those things that ill never get over. upon first glance jesse is very traditionally masculine, more so than walter, but as the show goes on it becomes clear that walt strives much more for the toxic and self-destructive standards of masculinity, where he must not only be the sole breadwinner for his family but must be acknowledged and praised for being such, where he must be the most intelligent most respected most deferred to of all the other men in his life. his son must respect him the most, his wife must acknowledge and be grateful for the money he brings no matter how he treats her or how he gets that money, his family must be grateful that it was him who provided for them, not strangers on the internet or charity or any of their friends, him. he needs to be acknowledged and respected, needs constantly to have his ego stroked. its one of the reasons he attaches himself so quickly to jesse, because jesse is in desperate need of both parental acknowledgement and a sense of academic achievement. walt takes on a kind of fatherly role, yes, but he's also jesses former teacher, and so his praise comes with a kind of undercurrent of that academic acknowledgement. and also, his relative ignorance at least at first of the technicalities of cooking meth makes it easy for walt to compare himself to jesse and therefore boost his ego. he does genuinely like jesse, but the amount of respect the kid has for him (extending even to the way he addresses him, "mr white", as if theyre still teacher and student) makes him feel superior, which is what he wants. and, as the story later reveals, jesse also has more traits that are stereotypically regarded as soft, feminine, non-masculine. he's highly emotional, much more so than the rest of the cast, and he cries more than every other male character combined. he's very gentle, and enjoys taking care of people, which is evident in the way he treats his romantic partners but also in the way he treats walt, specifically in the episode fly. he likes kids, gets along well with them, and goes above and beyond what every other character does in order to protect them. his emotional nature, especially when children and them being in danger come in to play, is one of the things he is most criticized for by other characters in the show. he's called impulsive and irrational and stupid and rabid, and he's repeatedly punished by the world for how much he cares about things. it seems, for a while, that the world of breaking bad is not only reprimanding him, but reprimanding these traits in and of themselves, saying "Look at what happened to the guy who really cared. Look at all the other male characters. They were all put together and angry and prideful and they cared about no one more than themselves, and they're on top of the world while Jesse is crying in a corner somewhere, because he wasn't a enough of a man." but then, as the story winds further into a close, you see everything play out more clearly. because the characters who are more explicitly masculine than jesse, who keep their emotions together and feed their own egos constantly and comply to the standards of toxic masculinity, all end up dead. gus has to brag in the face of the man who killed his partner, needs the revenge and the gloating and the satisfaction of having ground another man into the dust. mike has to get in the last word against the stupid son of a bitch that fucked it all up. hank has to arrest walt on his own, has to keep his job and his dignity. walt has only ruined his life this much because of his ego, and specifically dies at the hand of his own invention, designed for vengeance against all who wronged him. he offers the gun to jesse and jesse does not take it. he lays it down and instructs walt to do it himself if he wants it that bad. and then he drives away, and he is not stoic or cool or anything like his many foils, he is loud and emotional and he screams and cries and smiles. and at the end of the day, despite the world punishing his open emotion and his love and his gentleness, he is alive, and every other character who disregarded and talked down to him is not.
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apollolovescheesecak · 6 months
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fionna and caking bad promo i spent an unjustifiable amount of time on bc i literally could not stop thinking about it
based on this post by @kettleghost
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