#shush jesse

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[submariini]

SIMEROCK ► 2023/08/12

src: mine 💚

#käärijä #jukka sorsa #jesse voss #jeskiedes #jere pöyhönen #mine #'ed u posted one of these already' i KNOW SHUSH i took like 5 whole pictures adn NONE of my boy #also loving ewwee in the bg of the jesse one lmao #i owe her MY LIFE

[littleoddwriter]

Slashers s/o that pretends to fall asleep in the car/truck to be carried inside please i 🥺

-😶‍🌫️

Slashers x GenderNeutral!Reader | Headcanons

Hi there! You have no idea how excited I was to be getting this request- It's been a while since I got Slasher HCs requests like this, dsjkfhskh. What a delight! Thank you, and I do hope you enjoy these! I'm sorry if they're rather repetitive, I was just following a theme here. ^^" <3

notes; Gender Neutral!Reader; Fluff; Slashers having a Soft Spot for Reader.

Characters: Asa Emory/The Collector; Bo Sinclair; Lester Sinclair; Vincent Sinclair; Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull.

Asa Emory/The Collector

He knows you’re pretending, but he thinks it’s kind of endearing that you want to be carried inside so badly. Especially by him.

It makes him feel powerful and it’s intoxicating to him. You’re so pliant in his arms, absent-mindedly nuzzling his neck as he carries you to the house bridal-style. He could do anything to you. But both of you know that he won’t.

He carries you all the way upstairs to your shared bed and gently lays you down on it. Then he brushes your hair back and softly caresses your face before leaving you there.

Bo Sinclair

Can’t tell if you’re pretending or not but decides that you probably are. He tries to ‘wake you up’ by shaking you; but you’re very stubborn and don’t let it deter you, staying in your pretend-state. 

Then he thinks about leaving you in the truck because you’ll follow him inside eventually; but something inside of him won’t let him. 

Thus, he almost begrudgingly gets out of the truck, walks up to your side, opens your door, unbuckles your seatbelt, and picks you up bridal-style to carry you inside the house after all. He catches your slight smile and curses you out under his breath with a fond eye roll. 

Lester Sinclair

Absolutely cannot tell that you’re just pretending. He sees you ‘asleep’ in the passenger’s seat and feels his heart swell. He thinks you’re far too cute like this.

Quietly, he walks over to your side to gently pick you up from your seat, careful not to move you too much because he’s afraid of ‘waking’ you. 

Then he carries you inside and upstairs to his room, where he gently puts you on the bed, kisses your forehead and pulls up the blanket, after he’s taken off your shoes.

Vincent Sinclair

He can tell that you’re pretending, but he lets it slide because he knows you’re doing it for a reason and he kind of likes to indulge you.

So he gets out of the car and picks you up from the passenger’s seat to carry you inside, taking great care in not disturbing you too much, despite knowing you’re really awake.

He gently lays you down on his bed, takes off your shoes and his own, and then he lies down beside you.

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

Knows you’re simply pretending, but loves this whole spiel just as much as you do, so he only smiles to himself, as he gets out of the car.

He opens your door, unbuckles your seatbelt, and picks you up from your seat. He holds you gently and caresses you slightly, as he walks you to your home.

Inside, he takes off your shoes, after laying you down on the bed, pulls up your blanket, kisses your forehead, cheeks and lips, and leaves you there to get himself ready to lie down next to you.

#this is almost too fluffy i think but i couldn't help myself jhfdshjfksh they have a soft spot for reader shush #gender neutral reader #gender neutral reader insert #gender neutral s/o #gender neutral y/n #asa emory #asa emory x reader #the collector #the collector x reader #bo sinclair #bo sinclair x reader #lester sinclair #lester sinclair x reader #vincent sinclair #vincent sinclair x reader #jesse cromeans #jesse cromeans x reader #chromeskull #chromeskull x reader #slashers #slasher x reader #slasher x s/o #slasher headcanons #slasher imagines #slasher fandom

[xofeno]

CHICAGO P.D. | 8.01, Fighting Ghosts

#well apparently i'm back to rewatching old eps until a new obsession takes over #finally got s8 on dvd happy birthday to meeee #(yup i'm a dork who likes dvds) #(i know you already knew the dork part shush) #jesse lee soffer #jay halstead #chicago pd #cpd 8x01 #cpdedit #tracy spiridakos #hailey upton #tvedit #chicagopdedit #jayhalsteadedit #jesseleesofferedit #onechicagoedit #one chicago #mine #S8

[my-little-rapture-mlp-au]

// That moment when you realize that something in canon can totally be tweaked to fit into your batshit crazy AU

#(( I love when that kind of thing happens ngl #makes everything so much more exciting )) #shush up jesse

[themyscirah]

Barry: you can't outmanuever me. You can't outrun me.

Simon: *immediately does just that*

#simon baz #iconic #swishy liveblogs #the justice league are SUCH bitches here honestly #like hes asking for help here dont be so mean about it #also not to make it abt jess but like the contrast in how they treat them #jess being possessed by an evil being and theyre all like aw its okay dont be scared you can do this! #and then when they meet simon theyre like barely listening to him and being super aggressive like give the guy a chance to speak and then #help him! geez. #also i can hear the “but wait swishy wasnt that in his origin arc i thought you were supposed to be reading rebirth era” shush #i was looking for a panel and then it devolved a bit we dont need to talk about it

[movedtoazrahel]

will never understand the fandom's hate they have for jessica. that was sam's first love and everything....like she meant a lot to him.

#me just thinking #and talking to crispyblonde about the fandoms hate they have for jess #azzie vc: that's my best friend tho #meanwhile lmao people ship sam and ruby...but ya know..ima shush. that's a notp for me

[thesitharts]

Maul: why is your report card on the ceiling?!

Path: you said to bring my grades up!

Maul:

Maul: I did say that. *craning his neck up to look* let me see-

#this doesnt exactly work considering she’s homeschooled by him but SHUSH I’m tired and such #maul #path #jess says stuff

[divxne-calcmity]

// I'm not in a good headspace right now, really having a rough time rn

#(( really fighting to stay calm rn #depression fukin sucks guys do not recommend )) #shush up jesse

[qrowpilled]

after like 6 years of being king shit in botw playing totk makes me feel like a newborn baby and a loser. i got one shot by a bokoblin. i can't afford pants. everything is so scary because i don't know what anything is.

#shush jesse #totk #walking around constantly going ''WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT''

[hypervein]

// I just realized something, I named my oldest cat Roam. My step dad nicknamed her "Romeo" and I am just XD

It's not enough that I took Jesse's name for myself, but I unconsciously named my cat something eerily close to the S2 villain.

This game may have effected me more than I even knew.

#mcsm #shush up jesse

[scrapshota]

just wanna apologize to my mutuals for the huleth dump lolol

#jess shush it

[stardustday]

you ever listen to illicit affairs by taylor swift while making breaking bad gifs?

#breaking bad #waltjesse #jesse pinkman #walter white #yes i wrote 'breaking bad gifs' instead of 'waltjesse gifs' shush

[my-little-rapture-mlp-au]

@theblackcubeofdarkness

M-MID...MIDWEST ANGELICA!????? BROOOOOO HELLO?? YOU MEAN THE BEST FUKIN ANALOG HORROR I'VE EVER SEEN???

MY AU IS BEING COMPARED TO THAT

HELLO??? OH MY GOD I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK RIGHT HERE

I WAS HAVING SUCH IMPOSTOR SYNDROME LATELY LIKE I LITERALLY WANTED TO QUIT SO BAD CAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF FAILING / BEING BAD AT THIS AU

I AM IN TEARS RN HELLO???

DUDE, DUDEEEEEE YOU ARE DESTORYING ME /POS

MY MOTIVATION HAS BEEN RENEWED, I AM FULL OF HAPPY CHEMICALS

#shush up jesse #(( GRABBING MY PILLOW AND SHAKING IT LIKE A FERAL DOG ))

[lilysether]

Sksksksks she is so reallllllllll BITCHHHHHHH AJJJJ MI CORAZONNNN

#like I never liked Matthew and Devon was I’m sorry but like every other bitch #meow these posts were made for me and me only now SHUSH #her with these posts giving no fucks is talking TO ME #bil n jess

[myangelscrimson]

I wanna drown in a hoard of cute animals oh my goodness

#chloe shush #I want a pet of my very own that isn't a fish anymore 👿 #not that I didn't love my fish when I had them #I'd stare at them for an hour and talk to them sometimes which was probably strange #now I know they need a TANK though and not just a bowl so I wouldn't be getting fish either rn #and I only had one fish in that bowl at a time I think I make it sound like I had multiple #MY DAD ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING KILLED MY FIRST FISH THOUGH AND I CRIED FOR THREE DAYS AND WILL NEVER #forgive him for it #I still remember you jesse no. 1 #also still mad at my dad for getting a new kitten before even printing out a picture to put in scrabble's box of ashes... #but whatever #actually no not whatever but if I voiced what I was thinking it would not be pleasant