#hes such a queen bee

[evadingreallife]

Yan wushi is a riot. A riot i tell you

#qian qiu #thousand autumns #yan wushi #shen qiao #“you're not qualified to drink tea with me” #im love #hes such a queen bee

[fumifooms]

another detail for bugliker shuro: in the chapter 60 cover, his succubus is falin with insect wings & legs! a little reminiscent of laios's tbh...

Oh my god you’re RIGHT…

Even at the most mosquito-like we see them be in canon they only have wings and hair-like antennas, not this full fit with collar and extra legs… The wings don’t look the same… Oh my god Toshiro’s ideal is a bug wife

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #toshiro nakamoto #shuro #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #i should make a tag for these quick posts… #Nature lover toshiro #You can argue the bug features were exaggerated for the monster showcase. Valid. But idkkkk guysssss….. 👀 #Idkkk guys the wings look different….. Those aren’t mosquito-like 👀 if she’s his queen bee that’d be so cute- anyways getting ahead of myse #It’d be interesting to dive into the link Toshiro made between Falin and bugs prob stuff to dig into there… There’s that folk tale on it to #The fact that bug fu- EHEM lover Toshiro is has basis enough for this to even being an entertainable possibility is already so funny #I say bug wife but it being falin does really matter… If it’s just bc bugs are why he fell in love with her so it manifests that’s so…

[jorrated]

YIPEE-DEE-DOO.... They should do EXIT but with the chaotix

#jo.art #charmy bee #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #it will be forever my hedcannon that charmy is trans #and thats why they always fucking want him back in the hive #cause in theory hes the next queen bee #he never does so they had to make do #which is why i think he'd get kinda big as an adult #and probs start chonking up around 30 and up #royal family dna an all #i know my brain is fucking massive #fleetway #sonic the comic

[shortbreadly]

not seen anyone mention how in this scene blitzo just proclaims himself queen after beating bee (plus loona’s face)

#he’s my queen #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss season one #helluva boss queen bee #helluva boss episode eight #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss loona #helluva boss beelzebub

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Sometimes I forget what an unhinged little asshole Neil is, and then I remember shit like this:

Neil's first ever interaction with Bee, little bitch doesn't even say hello, nothing! Just shakes her hand, looks at the room, and tells her she has ocd. Wild.

#deranged little bastard doesn't even realise how inept he is at social interactions #i cannot believe this is canon #props to bee tho #just fucking rolling with it #what a queen #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #betsy dobson #aftg shitpost

[sophfandoms53]

Nothing else matters except seeing Loona starting to embrace Blitz as a her dad🥹

#i teared up at the ending ngl #her telling him she will be there even tho she doesn’t know what he’s talking about #i do wish we saw more of this in seeing stars #bc even with this ep finally out seeing stars still has the same problems it had before #it does give some added context to Loona’s speech to Octavia i will say that #but overall the handling of loona and blitz in seeing stars still feels like a reset #thats me tho #i still love these little moments in ep 8 tho #just wish they stuck around more in s2 #helluva boss #hb #helluva boss spoilers #hb spoilers #helluva boss loona #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss episode 8 #queen bee

[ghouljams]

Living vicariously through Bee, can we have Bee either impulsively purchases or has new livestock bestowed upon her, except…she has no place to put them. And Königs like god dammit (affectionate) and helps her build a ramshackle paddock to keep them in for the time being. Can include whatever kinky or plot shit you want, competency kink, size difference, stronk, whatever. I just need validation cause I just had to help my dad build a quarantine paddock in the burning sun this afternoon cause he impulsively bought more sheep 😭

Maelstrom you fuckin beauty I am so here for this. Bee is exactly the type to fall victim to the supply store chicks and bring home way too many because she wanted them to have friends. She is not made for farming but she loves animals and is so stupid. This is going to be very little relevant plot stuff and mostly me making König's life harder.

You call König as soon as you get home, worrying your lip with your teeth and staring at your new family member. You need to have a good long talk with yourself about impulse decisions and saying no to your neighbors. The line hardly rings twice before it picks up.

"What's wrong?" König asks instead of a greeting. You don't know why something has to be wrong for you to call him. Although thinking about it there's usually something wrong when you call him.

“You have to promise not to be mad.” You hear König exhale over the phone, a slow release of pressure.

“I promise I won’t be mad.”

"Ok, I- actually don't know where to start," you tell him honestly, that seems to work best with him. There's a short beat before he tells you,

"I'll be right there."

König stares down at the little pig you hold aloft for him to see. It’s eyes are almost as big and shiny as yours, it's little nose snuffles as you stare entreatingly at him and god dammit he can't say no to you.

"You need a paddock, and a shed." He tells you, already making a mental list of what he’ll need to grab from his place.

"Is a paddock like a little fenced area?” You ask, holding your squirmy piglet like a baby. König nods.

“Do you have a paddock?” Sometimes it feels like he’s really holding your hand through a conversation. You swear you’re not normally this stupid.

“I have a busted up fence behind the house.”

“Show me.”

-

König crouches next to one of the old fence posts behind your house, testing its stability before nailing up the wire netting he’d grabbed from home. He tips the brim of his hat with his finger to glance at the rest of the posts in the area, quick mental math buzzing and filling in where he’d need to put missing posts. When he stands again the roll of his shoulders as he straightens to full height is mesmerizing. You don’t think you’d properly internalized just how strong he must be. Watching him work is certainly… enlightening.

He’s really good at this, and you- you have nothing to add that could help. If you’re being totally honest with yourself, you would’ve been completely lost without him to here. Your heart clenches in your chest watching him twirl his hammer idly. You should really be doing something besides watching him. The flex of his bicep as he wraps his hand around the next post and shakes it, the tightness in his back as he raises the hammer and brings it down hard on the top of the post to force it further into the ground... You let out a pleased hum involuntarily. Are you proud of your ineptitude? No. Is seeing König work sort of worth it? Absolutely.

“You sure I can’t help?” You ask, more to be polite than to actually offer. König glances at you, the soft patterned sundress, the sandals, and shakes his head. No, the only thing you need to do is keep looking at him like that.

“Don’t need any help,” He sits back on his heels, staring at the fence post for a moment, before he looks back at you, “actually, if you had something to drink?”

You nod quickly, feeling like just the worst host in the world. You’d been so busy drooling over how hot your poor neighbor is you’d forgotten how hot he must be working out here. You can see the sweat on his skin, the wetness of his shirt where it sticks to him, of course he’s thirsty.

“I’ve got some lemonade, how’s that?”

“Perfect, thank you Hummelchen.” You smile at the nickname, whatever it means it feels affectionate and it makes you happy. You’ve never had a nickname before.

You steal a last look at the flex of his biceps before scurrying back to the house. This you can do, piling ice high in a glass and pouring lemonade just to where you think it might spill. You pop another glass in the freezer for later and feel fairly pleased with yourself, thinking ahead for once. You grab the glass to take out to König, careful not to spill as you cross the grass.

He's back to working hard, tapping nails into fence posts, and making sure everything is as secure as possible for you. For you. He's doing this for you. Just like he does everything for you, and doesn't ask for shit in return. It would be hot if you weren't starting to worry you're taking advantage of him. He looks up when he hears you approaching, his eyes crinkling pleasantly at the edges. He doesn't seem to mind helping you out. You should really find a way to return the favor.

You hold the glass out to him, "Looking good!"

He hums, fingers bumping yours as he takes the glass causing some of the drink to spill over your grip. He wants to tell you you're more than welcome to stay and watch, that he likes feeling your gaze so heavy on him, so appreciative, but he stops.

You lick the sticky sweet drink from your fingers without thinking, a terrible habit you've picked up living alone. König's eyes trace the motion, the soft pink of your tongue as it slides over your fingers. His own fingers tightening on the cool glass, feeling the creak of it trying to hold up under his grip. You don't know what you do to him, making an inquisitive noise at his staring, wiping the wet of your fingers on your skirt.

"You need something else?" You ask, König's voice catches in his throat. You. You. God, only you. You're all he needs and then some. You really must not know. Fuck, he wants to show you, wants to make sure you know how your every movement affects him. Maybe then you wouldn't be so spectacularly naive.

"No," he finally grits. You grin, just happy to have helped even a little.

"Just grab me if you do, I gotta finish up the laundry but I'll be back for your glass." You pat the post nearest you with finality and turn back to the house. König watches you go, thumb rubbing at the condensation on the glass.

König's hand settles on your shoulder as you're pinning sheets in place on the line. It makes you jump a little, you'd been thinking and hadn't heard him walk up.

"Paddock's done," His hand is damp with sweat and dirt, his voice almost as warm as the air. You glance over your shoulder at him and have to pretend you're not staring. It's weird he'd lose the shirt and not the bandana but you're not complaining. He's littered with scars but they only add to the appeal of the cut musculature, did he walk out of a museum? He's gorgeous, and your throat feels dry for any sane words but "wow" and "Holy shit" and "do you mind if I just touch you for a little." You tear your eyes away from his abs to look at the paddock.

Perfectly straight fence and evenly spaced poles, your new critter already snuffling about in the grass. There's even water and food troughs, you wonder if he found those in the old shed or if he brought them from his place. Somehow the well fit fence makes him all the more attractive.

"You'll need a shed for it, but it should be fine for tonight." König tells you, you nod a little and swallow the drool you're working on.

"Piggy smalls can sleep in the house, he's little so-" you cut yourself off, the questioning concern in König's eye makes you think you've said something wrong again.

"Is that what you've named it?" You nod quickly and hear him snort.

"You like it?" You ask, just to hear him tell you no.

"It's very... you." He says after a moment, smile wide enough you can almost see the edges under his bandana. Butterflies kick up in your stomach and you twist your fingers into your skirt so you don't reach to try and touch him.

"Are you staying for dinner?" You ask quickly, before you lose the nerve to say anything to him.

"Do you want me to stay?"

"Yes."

He likes the way you say it, like a sigh. Like you could never say anything else to him. "Then I'll stay."

#cowboy!König #oc: bee #könig x you #könig modern warfare #könig x reader #x reader #god theyre so silly #hes stalking you queen!! stop inviting him over!!! #bee reads dark romances shed probably think it was hot #thats Love levels of crazy

[buck-yyyy]

an introductory description of the greek club except it’s narrated like the meet the plastics scene in mean girls

#that one there? that’s bunny corcoran. he is one of the dumbest men you will ever meet. #i sat next to him in english last year. he asked me how to spell orange. #that little one? that’s francis abernathy. he’s totally rich because his dad invented toaster streusel. #francis abernathy knows everyone’s business he knows everything about everyone. that’s why his hair is so big it’s full of secrets. #and evil takes a human form in henry winter. don’t be fooled—cause he may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slut-faced hoebag. #but in reality? he is so much more than that. he’s the queen bee—the star. the other four are just his little workers. #sorry to the twins. didn’t have room for them in the trio 💀 #the secret history #tsh #bunny corcoran #henry winter #francis abernathy #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #richard papen

[imaginemae]

The scene is funny but it’s also messed up.

Adrien risks his life fighting people with superpowers every day with a smile on his face, but when it comes to his Father, he is a bundle of fear.

You can see the anxiety on his face as soon as he throws the plate on Gabriel

When Adrien goes to comfort him, he immediately takes his hands away like he’s scared that physical contact will set Gabriel off

And he apologizes incessantly and tries to verbally confirm that Gabriel is angry

The boy is is having a trauma response.

#brave kitty #he committed to the plan #but at what cost? #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #miraculous #adrien agreste #ladybug #chat noir #adrien #marinette #cat noir #miraculous season two #ml season 3 #chloe bourgeois #gabriel agreste #ladynoir #queen bee #thomas astruc #ml #mayura #hawkmoth

[miraculousdeservesbetter2024]

Dear show:

S2’s Maledictator: “Oh, it's not just her— actually, I don't even care about her— it's because I have no reason to be here: nobody likes me; I have no friends. I'm… useless.”

S5’s Derision: “Forgive me? What do I care about her forgiveness? I couldn't care less about Dupain-Cheng's feelings! She and the likes of her only exist to suffer for my entertainment. Why bother having power if you can't use it against those who don't have any?”.

…

#Sure #It COULD be because she’s acting out or spiraling downhill due to events of Miracle Queen onward #but that’s not the reasons that HE would use #it’s because Chloe was ALWAYS like that #pff #please #chloe deserves better #bad writing #Thomas salt #miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #miraculousbeezcentral #chloe bourgeois #bee miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #contradicting

[evilkaeya]

did you guys know that skk are literal soulmates and they would find each other in every universe?

#every universe #even in the universe where they're worms #or bees #NOT THE BEE MOVIE #skk bees au where chuuya is the queen bee and dazai is just a worker bee #he is everything he's just ken but they're bees #i need to stfu noted

[bonescaps]

#he rly said 🧍🏻 #5x17 the death of the queen bee #bones (2005) #seeley booth #david boreanaz #bones tv #bones caps #bonestv

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Who wants to bet that the 'blood' on vincenzo's briefcase is actually jam from his fridge 🤣

#because he's a mafia boss but also the little shit who lured bees into court #vincenzo #queen of tears

[nixthelapin]

Astruc really said the middle school bully girl is more irredeemable than the miraculous equivalent of the Columbine shooter

#miraculous #mlb #miraculous ladybug #chloe bourgeois #queen bee #felix fathom #argos #he literally killed the entire human population except for 3 people #but nooo CHLOE is the bad one! #thomas astruc #astruc salt #ml salt

[the-ferocious-kittyrose]

(You gotta click the pic for better quality)(it’s tumblr)(of course the quality is shit)

While everyone’s doing it, here’s my crack at a Beelzebub redesign! 🖤

She has a much different vibe, I know. I based her on a mosquito and went more rock than pop. I couldn’t decide if I liked it more with or without the wings, though. Let me know what you think.

#i only just got back into drawing so cut me some slack #in this version Tex isn’t dating her #he’s dating one of her many hell hounds #helluva beelzebub #queen bee #helluva boss #helluva boss critical #redesign

[hmm-ctrl]

moons revenge

(also bonus concept things just cuz i was messing around)

#i love to bully pebs he deserves it heart. #also as for the concepts. idk i was thinking its kind of weird that eggbugs are solitary?? but carry eggs on their BACKS. #so i kind of think maybe theyre hive insects but the ones in-game are like. carrying eggs of a queen? to start a new hive. #which got me thinking about how many insects females are larger (and in hives females are the defenders) #and how bees and ants use pheremones to figure out whos an intruder. so #hive region where slugcat has to do STEALTH MISSION by hiding under pupas to disguise slug scent ?? #its just me doing a little speculation i have no idea if this has been done before or anything. i just like thinking :) #rainworld #rain world #soeepy #rain world fanart #rainworld fanart