#that one there? that’s bunny corcoran. he is one of the dumbest men you will ever meet.

[buck-yyyy]

an introductory description of the greek club except it’s narrated like the meet the plastics scene in mean girls

#that one there? that’s bunny corcoran. he is one of the dumbest men you will ever meet. #i sat next to him in english last year. he asked me how to spell orange. #that little one? that’s francis abernathy. he’s totally rich because his dad invented toaster streusel. #francis abernathy knows everyone’s business he knows everything about everyone. that’s why his hair is so big it’s full of secrets. #and evil takes a human form in henry winter. don’t be fooled—cause he may seem like your typical selfish backstabbing slut-faced hoebag. #but in reality? he is so much more than that. he’s the queen bee—the star. the other four are just his little workers. #sorry to the twins. didn’t have room for them in the trio 💀 #the secret history #tsh #bunny corcoran #henry winter #francis abernathy #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #richard papen