#he's so fucking sassy

[d-c-k-y]

Alone on a Wednesday night? Glob, you're pathetic~

I love him very much your honor

I wanna shake him so hard that he lights up like a lightsaber and throw him to the wall-

#my art #traditional art #I cannot draw digital art for the sake of me #it's so diff compared to my paper arts #:'( #anyways back to scarab the boi #scarab #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #adventure time #does this count as sugg? #probably not #uwu #he's so fucking sassy

[chaoish1]

WHAT IN THE HOMOSEXUAL IS THIS GIF

#GEE?? #oh god oh fuck #we love sassy king #he’s so bbg #mcr #my chemical romace #my chem #gerard way

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Danny Phantom doesn’t want to be king.

And the Observants also don’t want him to be king.

Frankly, very VERY few people want him to be king, dead or alive.

But opening the sarcophagus, even if it’s closed NOW, disrupted some magic protections. Until those can be fixed, summoning spells need to be answered by SOMEONE. Not all of summons, just like—once a month or so. Because if they don’t let that power outlet happen, all of those summon magics build up and suddenly Pariah Dark reigns again. Answering the summon basically dispels the built up magic, like opening a dam.

Again, Danny doesn’t WANT to do this either, but everyone else involved is a bad choice. He won’t even be named prince, because THEN that implies he COULD be king. He needs a title, of some kind, a position in the court, no matter how tenuous, so he can do the thing. Something where no one in their right or even WRONG mind would think to try to kill him for the position or try to marry him or something equally annoying to deal with.

So.

He becomes the Ghost Court Jester.

He even gets a fancy little outfit upgrade when he’s summoned, all black and white bell hats and shoes, a stupid little ruffle collar and black parachute pants, even face paint with a tiny dot of glowing neon green at the tip of his nose. The works. Better yet, if he hasn’t been ‘unsummoned’, his human form is just the exact same costume with swapped colors. He can change into his normal outfits, but until that circle has been disrupted, the next summon, or the next full or new moon, he’s stuck into the outfit when he first transforms from either form.

The Phantom Jester, which is a title more intimidating than Danny appears to be if we are to be honest, cracks jokes and never, EVER takes the summons seriously.

“Listen, I just had to get my hours in and it’s the last day of the lunar month, you got lucky I came at all.”

“I got the position by virtue of not wanting to go to Time Jail for a crime I technically didn’t commit and technically probably won’t but, well, eyes are the beholder of the grudge or something else equally cryptic to make you mad.”

“Is this a slumber party? … do you have cake? Bummer. Well, enjoy the bleeding walls then.”

“Whether I help you or not is entirely dependent on how well of a run down you can give me on this book I have to read that I have not at all touched.”

“Explain the reason in three sentences or less. I suggest less. And if it’s stupid I’m hitting you—oh you think this circle can contain me? Haha. It won’t.”

“Is that chicken blood? Why?? What did the chickens do to you?”

There are props in his costume but he literally never knows what he’s gonna pull out of his sleeves. Danny can’t even do a balloon animal and knows exactly zero card tricks, which would be more of an issue if the cards weren’t the size of a dinner plate. He barely even juggles and he’s honestly probably just utilizing his rarely-used telekinetic powers, but he does give people flowers if they haven’t been a total jerk. And if those flowers are like, rare and have seeds for propagation, well… he literally wouldn’t know. No, really, he doesn’t. He gets summoned by at least two ecology departments and he has no idea why, I mean, if he had a nickel—

He also had pies and is NOT afraid to use them.

#danny phantom #danny phantom headcanon #I usually do crossover stuff these days #but I deliberately left it out so anyone could chose to do so or not #that said…. could you imagine #there’s so many fandoms where this would just be really fucking funny #rare spell ingredients? super serious situation? life and death in the BALANCE? #and here’s a sassy teenager who isn’t even getting paid for this #you summoned him and now he’s YOUR problem #fair warning he bites #someone calls him a mime and he almost decks them #Mimes and clowns are noble pursuits! #this is like. pun-ishment of some kind

[noe-clara69]

If tsc has made me realize anything, it is that we need to portray Neil way more feral and cutthroat in fan media

#aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #the sunshine court #aftg thoughts #neil josten #like this man knows practically nothing ab Grayson just that he’s similar to drake and that’s enough for my man to put a price on his #fucking head #like let’s be so real #also #don’t think I glanced over Jean so rudely throwing away Andrew’s hidden candy bars #we got a little bit of the fixes post cannon and I will take all I can get #I didn’t think I could like Jean more but tsc proved me wrong #this man is so sassy and sad #it’s like Andrew and Neil’s personalities mixed together #Andrew is still my number one don’t get me wrong #but Jean is def my number two

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

This scene never fails to make me laugh!

Vincent Price - His Kind of Woman (1951)

#vincent price #his kind of woman #sailing #boat #water #funny #sinking #sinking boat #he is so silly #hes so versatile... #he can be evil and horrifying..he can be funny and silly...he can be sweet and sassy...and he can be sexy as fuck #whatta man #fuck #bisexual god #bicon #unf #so sexy #i desire him carnally #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #funny tag

[oxydiane]

mcgonagall: mr potter, is that a snake?

harry: this is herbert, professor. he’s here for emotional support

mcgonagall: in what way?

harry: when he talks shit about professor snape and malfoy in a way only i can understand i feel positive emotions

#i am forever upset harry didn’t get a pet snake to like sneak around for him and talk shit about people #it would have been so funny like i can really see him gossip with it at the gryffindor table during breakfast #‘harrrry you will never believe what that prissy bitch malfoy is up to’ #‘so he IS up to something HAH thank you herbert i fucking knew it’ #‘harrrrry let’s tell umbridge to fuck hersssssself’ #hermione is 80% of his impulse control stopping him from doing exactly what his pet snake suggests #ron is like ‘what did herbert say? oh yes he’s absolutely right LETS DO IT’ #can someone make a rewrite where everything is the same but harry has a little sassy pet snake? the snake is just him but snake form #harry potter #headcanon #mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #harry james potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #golden trio #golden trio era #hermione granger #ron weasley #severus snape #draco malfoy

[eremin0109]

While we're talking about Shah Rukh, tell me why the FUCK hasn't anyone fully capitalized on that man's exponential queer energy like he's hasn't been putting his entire pussy into making bedroom eyes at his male co-stars since at least 2003 (*sides eyes kal ho na ho*)

#*side eyes karan johar even harder* #like yes that man won't kiss any of his co stars but you can bet your left ass cheek he'd make love to these men by a single fucking gaze #so like...what is stopping them???? #it's about time they let Shahrukh “im try-sexual” Khan fully embrace being the sassy queer icon he was always meant to be #jawan #pathaan #shah rukh khan

[yardsards]

clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #merle highchurch #zoox anthellae #ive not listened to graduation yet (and idk if i ever will) so idk if this applies to argo or not #i remember so little of amnesty and am only 10 eps into steeplechase so i can't speak for the non dnd campaigns either #it's funny how a lot of people's ttrpg characters often have common themes in them #me and my friend john from our irl dnd group were talking about that and it's like #alicia plays the most Friend Shaped girls imaginable. caleb's Cause Problems On Purpose. julia's are sassy and tend to do their own thing #john's are edgy in theory but extremely friend shaped and caring in practice. and i tend to play The Mom Friend. #not ALWAYS but pretty often. and basically always they're just really looking for human connection (whether they know/accept it or not) #even my goddamned PISS WIZARD is quickly careening towards mom friend territory??? somehow??? #very few people tolerate him so he's protective of those who do. even if it's mostly just a coworkers situation in the party #and most of the party is So Fucking Stupid #it's a very hilarious party composition overall. just 5 guys all thinking ''wow. what a bunch of freaks. good thing i'm normal :)'' #and the only one who is REMOTELY accurate in that assessment is the cleric whose catchphrase has quickly become #''hey. don't look at me. i just work with them.''

[bonefall]

what’s Bright Storm like? Since she didn’t get fridged like every woman in the original dotc series

She was always curious and dependable. Bright Storm's the kind of gal who would give you the shirt off her back if she wore a shirt to give you!

Long before they set off on the Sun Trail, she would occasionally confide in Clear Sky how much she wanted to see the world. Travelers aren't unheard of; this was before the Tribe split into its 3 separate Wards and welcomed a lot of comers and goers, but it's not that no one had ever left before. It was more that she had friends and family she was committed to.

Clear Sky pressured her into it, reminding her of how much they'd see, how they'd raise their kits somewhere new, and that he'd be sad and alone forever if she didn't come. Every chance he got, he was bringing it up. He was always her weakness, she hated letting him down.

Her dependability was based on how good of a listener she was, even Gray Wing the Wise appreciated it. She was always keeping an eye out for people's wants and needs, making connections between little 'tips' she'd heard from one source or another. After Gray Wing's death, she found herself in demand for this ability.

She couldn't make a plan quite AS good as xem, but she was better at making a plan into a 'group project.' She'd brainstorm and encourage everyone to join in, putting their brains together until it all fell into place. She could be good at delegating authority based on it, too, though Tall Shadow had much more confidence than her.

And really it's her confidence that holds her back, and can you blame her?

She tried to keep Jagged Peak alive for a moon, but barely caught enough for herself, let alone him AND her unborn kittens. But how could she go back to the camp and just pretend he wasn't out here, dying?

When she goes shuffling back with her son in tow, it was humiliating, it was heartbreaking. It became soulcrushing when Clear Sky rejected her again. With just a few words, she doubted everything.

...was she capable of knowing if she was interpreting this sign correctly? ...had she done the right thing, or did she just make everything complicated? ...he's right, it must be her fault the other two died, if she hadn't--

Tall Shadow interrupted this thought spiral, but Clear Sky is like an infection in her mind. She'd tell you, in a moment of shame many years later,

"I wasn't strong enough to beat him. No no honey, I mean it like the truth. Clea-- Skystar now, he's powerful if nothing else, and he makes you believe it too. It's a special sort of person who can say no to that. I said a lot of his words before I even realized I still had his tongue in my mouth."

Bright doesn't realize how smart she is, because she's so smart she realizes how little she knows. And that can make her doubt herself. She's genuine and caring, but susceptible to more self-assured people making her doubt her own judgement.

But there's no one else Thunder Storm would rather have in his corner, that's for sure.

#BB!Bright Storm #Better bones au #BB!DOTC #She's a mix of Storm and Bright Stream #But more Bright Stream than Storm #Storm is... unfortunately a very typical WC fridgewife. A bit sassy and curious #Though I do like her slow realization that she's in a bad relationship #which of course they throw out the window by making her apologize to her shitty ex LITERALLY while she's in her deathbricks. #''ough tell him im sorry for leaving after he got my friend killed in a pointless border dispute'' shut the fuck up erins. #She Would Not Say That #But Bright Stream... she was actually super interesting and no one talks about her OTL #Girl who gets pressured into leaving her family behind when she doesn't want to!! #Friends with Gray and doesn't really know about his crush!!! #Was FRUSTRATED with Clear and how he wouldn't LET her make her own choice!!!!!! #BRIGHT YOU WERE DONE DIRTY IM SO SORRY #I TAKE A HAMMER AND I FEEX THE CANON #So yeah she's a bit more Bright Stream than Storm but still very much a composite #She's taking all of Storm's roles anyway

[crusaderce]

that feeling when canon has turned your character into a joke.

#shikama doji #crowley eusford #owari no seraph #ons spoilers #legit these characters have been shitted on #shi isn't intimidating anymore and has legit lost battles to children #where was the first progenitor that was sassy strong and teasing when he was first introduced?? #and crowley?? oh boy did they do him so fucking dirty #my art

[raisehightheroofbeamkimbo]

Cocky Cash is hot af.

#cash wheeler #ftr hair #daniel marshall wheeler #daddy cash #cashy bear #sassy cashy #mine #he is so fucking hot

[sassy-bitch-since-2007]

Let's be honests guys, the only reason Noah was in the same team as Alejandro is because otherwise Alejandro would have flirted with him at any given moment (you know, to vote him off or something) which would have made us ship them.

Jokes on everyone, we ship them together anyway.

#sassy-bitch-since-2007 #If you think of it Noah being in the same team as Alejandro was the only way they could keep the final 3 as they are #Because Noah in team Victory would mean Alejandro trying so hard to vote him off (like he has done to the whole fucking team besides #Ezekiel) but Noah would've probably took notice of that as he's not that affected by Alejandro's charms #Also Noah in team Amazon would mean him and Heather teaming up against Alejandro at some point you know. #'The enemy of my enemy is my friend' and all the jazz. #Idk #Team Victory Noah is just AleNoah fandom winning and Team Amazon Noah is just NoCo fandom winning #They were literally forced to put this guy in team Chris is nxReally Hot #total drama noah #tdwt #total drama world tour #tdwt alejandro #alenoah

[wannabemylover]

911 won't let karen and eddie meet because they'd be too powerful

#911 fox #911 abc #karen wilson #eddie diaz #they hang out one time then boom buddie would go canon #they are both so fucking sassy and love gossip i just know they have an insanely good friendship #like cmon #i wanna see it bud #like eddie would tell karen he likes buck #and karen would then do everything in her power to get them together #and when karen puts her mind to something #karen gets it done #buddie #buddie 911 #gay firefighter show #buck x eddie #evan buckley

[rainymoodlet]

first he’s drained within an inch of his life, now his tummy hurts?? how can this day get any worse! 🦇

(also added alt text for the rest of the updates since helvetihand is hard to read; i’ll be sizing up the text after this story bit!)

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 joy of life legacy challenge #ts4 legacy #ts4 legacy challenge #ts4 story #;tjol3 #sim: rowan #sim: alsace #|| #dhdjsjfj sorry abt the small text guys!!! 🥺 #rowan is so damn sassy fudhdh one of his moms was eva capricciosa we must remember #but he’s taking this surpisingly well hmmm #rowan: i went to forgotten hollow and all i got was turned :| #rowan if he was held hostage: your methods are shit and this duct tape is loose :/ fucking amateurs #he got into a lot of fights as a teen but y’all didn’t see that dhdhhd #uncle wolfgang taught him lots #also i finally got the fancy lighting mod bless you panicsimssss 😘 i’m so excited to start using it!!!

[mechanicalinfection]

So pancake satan, am I right??

#springtrap and deliah #springtrap #art #fnaf #guys it's him #IM HYPERFIXATING ON SO MANY THIMGS #i love me some canon stinky ass should go take a shower zombie rotting corpse rabbit man but like #please #LOOK AT HIM #he's so fun to draw and he's so fluffy and pretty and JSOXHSKJSXKKSKSKXKXKSKS #yeah I've fallen hard for any type of springtrap 💔💔💔 #he's so unhinged at times and he's literally so fucking sassy as FUCL LIKE PLEASE???? #lpve that in a man #or a rotting corpse bunny animatronic #but he's fluffy this time #my blorbo

[abel-draws]

[ Delayed Birthday gift for @hiimtryingtounderfell <3 ]

#undertale #underfell #undertale animation #flowey #flowey animation #gif #flowey gif #don't you have anything better to do #he's such a sassy bastard #twitch #I guess ??? asfskf it's an outro #anyway tags done now it's time for rambling #i love her so fucking much #she deserves the world #i drew her blorbo to bring her extra joy #he's so fun to animate too??? such a simple bastard #<- says the CLOWN who forgot TWO detils in his simple as fuck design SAJLFKSALKJFSALF #but anyway #:D