#he’s so kitten 💕😔

[toastcryptid]

Some old never posted sketches of a homebrewed Batman AU I was crafting alchemy-like by taking my favorite aspects of each incarnation and putting them in a blender until smooth and emulsified.

#he’s so kitten 💕😔 #batman #Bruce Wayne #I have civvi sketches as well somewhere along with an epic-length nites app document outlining my vision #I was very earnestly feeling myself with this one LMAO #if you read my notes on these images No You Didn’t

[celestialwhoree]

𝐒𝐚𝐲 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧 𝐆𝐨 - 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

More Nik just 4 you🫵😚 Trying to make this reasonably slow burn but I just want them to fuck😔

Pts 1 & 2 here!

Nikto is shitting himself. In his enthusiasm to make amends with you, to spend time with you, he completely disregarded his greatest issue. He can't eat with his mask on. He can't very well show you his face when you look like the human embodiment of Tinkerbell, and he looks like - he doesn't really know what he looks like.

Whilst your neighbour is in crisis, you're perfectly happy to flit about your house, debating whether to wear your favourite pink miniskirt or a lacy white dress. The white would compliment the pretty satin kitten heels you're wedded on, and the virginal, snow coloured lingerie set you hope is finally seen by someone who's not you, or your mirror. Your hair is perfectly styled, lipgloss applied with meticulous precision. The outfit is the only spanner in your otherwise beautifully constructed works. You're so giddy that you feel sick.

Your neighbour shares a similar struggle in selecting his outfit, realising that he hasn't taken a woman on a date in a long time, and since then, his muscles have outgrown the sleeves of the suit in the back of his closet, and the pants to match are as moth eaten and neglected as his heart. Of course he wants to look as though he's making an effort - doesn't want to make you feel anymore unwanted by him than you already do, and yet most of his clothes make him look more monolith than man, no decent fit for a woman so soft and feminine as you.

You'd never have expected him to turn up on your doorstep with flowers. Peonies with fluffy pink petals, gently wrapped in a sheet of brown paper, tied up with blush lace. Kind of like you. He would never have dreamed of the way you fling your arms around his neck, tits straining against the thin alabaster fabric of your little dress. "You like them?" He rumbles thickly into your ear, flowers hanging at his side as he wraps his free arm loosely around your back, pushing the thoughts of how the plush skin of your ass would feel in his hands. "They're wonderful." You breathe, taking a sudden step back at the realisation that you've just entirely invaded his precious personal space.

"I need to tell you something." He murmurs, words coming thick from his throat, his confession trapped down in his chest, safe where no one can find it. "Of course, anything." The gentleness in your tone only makes him hesitate further. Why should he corrupt such a soft thing like you? Tie you down to a beast like him? "I am - I need to tell you something, and I understand if you do not want to spend time with me anymore. I am deformed."

Biting your tongue feels practically impossible. You so desperately want to reassure him. How do you tell him that you can see his laundry room window perfectly from your kitchen where you spend most of your time. How do you tell him that you've seen the scars he hides when he puts his mask in the washing machine.

"That's okay." You nod reassuringly. Why is there so much care in your eyes?

"You're sure? I am not handsome." You just want him to let you in. So desperately.

"I promise."

I'm so sorry for writing such short chapters but I need these two to get down and dirty rn💕

#cod mwii #cod mw2 #cod #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #modern warfare #Nikto #cod nikto #Nikto x reader #nikto x y/n #nikto x f!reader #nikto x you #call of duty nikto #mwii nikto #celestialwhoree #say goodnight n go

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Aizawa who runs a Twitter account that's entirely his cats and a smidge of dry humor but accidentally likes a lewd by porn star reader on the wrong account SJDBSJHF he addresses it maturely but you're in his replies asking if he's looking for a new kitten and adding a cute little cat ear and collar photo. And the way it's cropped makes it obvious there's a lot more to the photo than what you're sharing on twitter. Next thing you know the internet's favorite cat account is in your dms 🤭 -rosie

*sigh* Aizawa with a cat twitter account and reader with an onlyfans Twitter account :(

CW: smut, fwb, onlyfans, pining, fluff

God, just imagine it. Aizawa is a faceless twitter user who posts pictures of his own cats, cats he sees in the street, retweets pics and vids that he finds cute. His dry humor has made him really popular, bringing in thousands of followers without trying. He doesn't really care about having followers, he just likes seeing all the cats ppl post in the replies.

It isn't until he likes one of your pics that he dislikes having followers. Most don't care, but the loud minority of his followers criticize him for liking something so lewd on such an innocent twitter page, claiming he should do that stuff on his personal twitter (even tho... this was his personal twitter account; it just happened to get popular). So he makes an apology that he doesn't really believe, claiming that he will avoid liking those tweets in the future (he just ends up making another account and keeping that one private).

He turns his notifications off and doesn't think anything of it, going to sleep without a care. It isn't until the next day when he goes to twitter and sees a large influx of notifications that he starts to care. He sifts through the mentions and likes until he sees your reply, eyes going wide.

Aw, pooh 😔 i was gonna see if you wanted another kitty to take care of, but ig I'm too late :/

Attached to the reply was a cropped photo of you in cat ears and soft makeup, the photo stopping at your bare shoulders and collarbones, leaving so much to the imagination.

Just a few hours after you posted the flirtatious reply, you get a dm from the cat twitter account himself. He links your pic and says that applications are always open 😖💦💕

You two do the little flirty stuff back and forth but then you start talking sincerely and?? Yall get along super well?? It's such a nice coincidence that you two have compatible personalities, able to talk for days without a lull in the conversation. He finds himself enjoying the real you more than your sexy online persona, and he has no problem asking questions so he can learn more about the real you.

You two notice that you're awake at similar times, and soon you find out that you live in the same time zone!! It's pretty cool and you don't start imagining meeting him one day, not at all 🧍‍♀️ you definitely don't start imagining meeting him irl and seeing how he really looks, how hot he is, and you don't start thinking about being his little kitten and getting railed by the mysterious twitter user. No, not at all 🧍‍♀️

One day you mention this cute little cat café that just opened and how yummy the cat themed treats are and this one orange tabby that's chubby and sweet and purrs constantly. Thing is... Aizawa knows exactly what cat café you're talking about. He went there himself when it opened, more interested in the cats than the sugary goods they sell.

You two sit with this information for a while before he asks if you'd like to meet there one day and hang out. You usually wouldn't meet someone online out in the real world, but you'd talked enough about yourselves that you didn't feel like strangers anymore, so it's not like you were scared. You tried not to act so excited when you agreed, setting up a date and time, too wound up to sleep.

When you finally meet him, you're shocked at how handsome he actually is. Tall and gruff, long hair and scruffy beard, dressed in black. He's quiet and a bit standoffish, but he doesn't beat around the bush or make you feel stupid. He treats you like a person, not just a hole that he can stick his dick into, and it makes him all the more attractive.

The meetup goes really well, you really enjoy spending time with him! He's super easy to talk to and you think he's a really cool guy. It's only natural that you'd develop a wittle crush on him uwu. Yall start hanging out more often and going out places, getting closer and closer. Naturally your next move would be to hang out at one of your apartments, preferably his so you can meet the famous kitties you see on twitter so often. And maybe you sit beside each other and your legs touch and you give each other a look before you kiss and maybe he ends up railing you on his living room couch but honestly who's keeping track of all that alfnlajdka

Starting a little fwb relationship with Aizawa, having him help you with your OF videos. Posting teasers on your twitter of a big hand wrapped tenderly around your neck, smiling with your tongue stuck out. Everyone wonders if their OF fav has a boyfriend now, but you never confirm anything. They assume you're just hooking up with ppl, but the guys in your vids all have the same body type, the same hands, the same thick cock that makes you scream and sob. They make theories on who the guy is: he has to do something athletic for a living bc his body is so fit and chiseled, muscles defined as he fucks you into oblivion. God, and his stamina. Your shortest video with him is an hour long. ONE HOUR 😳😩🤧

You lose a few fans, ppl who get mad at the thought of you being in a relationship, but your popularity skyrockets with the new content as well. Before you just masturbated, which people liked, but you're so much louder with a partner, cumming more, giving your fans a better idea of what it'd be like to fuck you themselves.

Your previous videos did well, but your new numbers have gone through the roof. "My Best Friend Breaks My Back 🤤💦💕", "Babysitter Gets Fucked By Divorced Dad 🙈🙊💋💞", and "Using My Body to Pay for Rent?! 😵👁👅👁💓" are your highest rated vids, all of them including Aizawa, never showing anything above his shoulders. You offer to give him a cut of your earnings, but he always refuses. You feel a little bad bc you've gotten a lot more money thanks to him, but you just treat him to coffee at cat cafés more often, and he's satisfied with that.

Ppl keep bugging you for details, asking if Aizawa is a friend, a business partner, some guy you have to pay to fuck you (those comments are always so mean ☹️), but you never answer them. Tbh, you don't know what you and Aizawa are. You really like him, but you're not sure if he feels the same. Sure, you're good friends and the sex is out of this world, but that doesn't mean he wants a relationship with you :/ you keep these thoughts to yourself, trying not to humor them late at night, wishing you were cuddled up with Aizawa and his kitties :(

Your next video comes out, and Aizawa watches it out of curiousity jk he loves seeing you get fucked from a different angle but the title makes him pause.

"Getting Fucked by the Man of My Dreams 🥰😻💕✨️"

You act innocent when he questions you about the title, claiming that it's just to get the fans interested. He seems fine with that answer, but his response leaves you breathless

"Shame. It'd be an honor to be the man of your dreams."

Needless to say, you confess your feelings real quick sksksk. He also confesses his growing feelings for you, claiming that he didn't want to ruin your current relationship in case you weren't interested.

Yall go steady, eventually move in together. You wake every morning to your scruffy twitter bf and his sweet cats. The end sksksk

#ask #smut #aizawa #fem reader #aizawa x reader #rosie 🥀 #rosie how dare u put this thought in my head sksksk #only fans!reader #☀️ asks

[eddiemadmunson]

I am here for you

This is a little Aemond drabble I wrote for my dear friend @hamatoanne​​ because she is sick these days 😔 Get better soon bestie, and I hope you will like it 💕

Paring: Modern Aemond x reader Word account: 1500 Warning: none, it’s a fluff A/N: English is not my 1st language

“Omg, who is it?” you thought to yourself as you slowly walked to the front door. Someone was frantically ringing your doorbell. “I am coming,” you tried to yell, but you barely whispered because your throat hurt like hell. “I love to hear this sentence from your lips, kitten,” Aemond chuckled behind the front door and you blushed. Your boyfriend always made comments like this, loving the way how your cheeks turned pink afterwards. “Please take your finger from the door bell, my head hurts,” you said and he immediately stopped. “I am sorry baby, I tried to call you for 2 hours but you didn’t pick up your phone and I got worried. I called your mum and she told me that you are sick. Are you OK, kitten?”  “I feel like shit, Aemond,” you whined. “Open the door, Y/N,” he demanded. “No, you will be sick too, and I don’t want it. Trust me, my love. I feel horrible. I don’t want to pass this misery on you.” “My immune system is amazing, kitten. Don’t worry, I am a big guy, I can handle being sick, but as I said, I am never sick, just let me in, I hate the idea of you sitting alone in your house and feeling miserable”. You sighed and opened the door for him. He was right, you missed him, and you felt so sad and tired. You wanted his warm embrace. “Oh, my poor little bunny, come here,” he wrapped his big strong arms around your figure. You snuggled against him, enjoying his warmth.  “I look like shit,” you sniffed, suddenly realizing how you look. Your eyes were teary and slightly red, your nose red and sore from all the sneezing and blowing - you could easily make it as Santa’s reindeer Rudolph. Aemond gently kissed your lips and you were very aware that your lips are really chapped. But Aemond wasn’t complaining, he was looking at you like you are the most beautiful woman in Universe. “Don’t look at me, I look terrible,” you buried your head into his chest and he slowly lifted your chin and made you look into his blue eye. “You look beautiful as always, my love. You just don’t feel well. But in my eyes, you are the most beautiful woman in this world. So stop talking like this. Let’s take you back to your bed, my love, you need to rest,” he lifted you into his arms and walked inside your bedroom, gently placing you on your bed. “Do you want to watch movie or something on Netflix, kitten?” he asked as he lied next to you, cuddling you closer to his broad chest. “No, my head hurts and my eyes are sore, please tell me some stories from your work,” you pleaded. Aemond worked as a vet for exotic animals and his stories were always interesting. He told you a story about that one time he was almost eaten by a crocodile. He was laughing like it was nothing, but you were terrified that he could easily lost one of his limbs or die. “OK, baby girl, I will tell you a story about cute little lion cub I inspected this morning,” he smiled and kissed the top of your head. “But first I should make a strong tea with citruses, ginger and honey for you. I saw a perfect recipe on TikTok,” he said and froze. “What did you say? Did you say TikTok?” you laughed. Aemond was always mocking you for using this app, saying that it’s ridiculous and pointless. “No, I said on Youtube,” he tried to save the situation. “Liar,” you burst out laughing. “OK, fine. Aegon created an account under my name and forced me to watch few videos. I have to admit that I became addicted,” he finally admitted and you started giggling. Unfortunately your giggles soon turned into a fit of coughing. “I see that you really need that tea, my love,” Aemond watched you with worry. “I don’t have any ingredients here, Aemond,” you said but he replied that he will take care of it. You were cuddling and talking for a while and you felt much better when you had him next to you. Aemond always made your day better with his presence. “I will stay with you until you get better,” he announced and you looked at him in panic. “But what about your clinic and your patients,” you protested but he placed his finger on your lips to hush you. “Don’t worry, I already called Lucerys, he will take care of everything, he is capable to run the clinic for few days alone,” he assured you and you raised your eyebrow. He was usually very skeptic about his nephew's abilities. “Stop worrying about my job, love. You are sick and I will be here for you,” he kissed you slowly and shortly, knowing that you have problems with breathing now. “I love you Aemond, so much,” you snuggled closer to him. “Awww, you two are so sweet that it makes my teeth hurt,” you heard from the doorstep and you screamed. “What the fuck, Aegon. What are you doing here? How did you get inside?” you gasped, your heart pounding in your chest. “Relax, Y/N. Aemond texted me, that you need some vitamins,” he winked at you. “And you gave me your spare key last summer when you asked me to water your plants when you had been on vacation with Aemond,” he explained. “You still have it?” you asked him in disbelief. “Of course, we are almost family,” he enjoyed your outraged expression. “Leave the supplies and the key on the table and leave, brother!” Aemond warned him and Aegon raised his hands defensively. “Don’t worry, I am leaving. I won’t stay here in this lair off sickness. There will be so many Christmas parties filed with alcohol and willing pussies, I can’t be sick,” he chuckled and left you two alone. “He is unbelievable,” you scoffed and started coughing again. “Yes, he is and I am going to make that tea for you, kitten,” Aemond softly kissed the top of your head and left for the kitchen. You fell asleep for a while and when you opened your eyes he was there, his arms wrapped around your much smaller frame.  “How do you feel, my love?” he asked you and gently brushed a lock of your hair of your face. “I feel good when you are with me,” you mumbled, your voice changed with the sickness. “Liar,” he brushed his fingers across your face. “Here, try this tea, that girl on the video swore, that you will feel better after drinking it,” he handed you the cup and watched your reaction closely. You took a small sip and it surprisingly tasted really good. “It’s delicious, Aemond. Thank you, babe,” you slowly drank the rest of the tea and felt the warmth and sweetness running inside your body. When you finished it you placed your head on Aemond’s chest, your eyes slowly closing again. “I feel so tired, I am sorry to be such a boring company tonight,” you apologized and he scoffed. “Don’t be silly,  I love spending time in your company. You don’t have to talk or entertain me. Your presence alone is a blessing,” he assured you and you felt the happy tears in your eyes. Aemond kept you close to him, his hand was making soothing circles on your back and you slowly fell asleep. 

************************************************************************************** Aemond took care of you for 3 days, making you hot tea, feeding you chicken noodle soup his mother Alicent sent to you, using Aegon again as a messenger. You two were watching movies together, Aemond read you stories from his favorite books, and he told you so many funny stories about his work and his family, that your tummy hurt from all the laughing. You slowly got better and on Saturday morning you felt almost all right. Aemond made love to you, asking you thousand times, if you are alright or if you are not too tired. When you assured him that you are more than OK, your love making turned more passionate but he refused to fuck you hard like you both liked it, because you were still recovering. The patience of this man will be the death of you one day. Aemond was right, he didn’t get sick even after spending the whole time next to you. But Alicent called him on Sunday morning, telling him than Aegon is lying in his bed sick, acting like a moodiest brat on Earth. You decided to avoid Aegon until Christmas dinner with Aemond’s family, because you could imagine how pissed off he must be for getting sick. 

#aemond targaryen #aemond x reader #aemond targaryen x reader #aemond targaryen fanfic

[nikosamaki]

hey darling!!

i don't know if you are taking requests, if not feel free to ignore this, but if yes, could you please write about what would be the brothers reaction for MC having a bellybutton piercing?

(btw i love your writing, keep it up!! & have a nice day! 💕)

Hi dear

Of course I would write it for you and YES; I do take requests 😊🥰

I'm really HAPPY that you like them❤️

What's Brothers reaction to MC's bellybutton piercing:

Warnings: Little NSFW

Lucifer:

"In the name of God, what the hell have you DONE???", said in his mind -obviously he acts like father in disguise 🥸-, but he likes it despite of it might give some pains to your cute -and sensitive (I have a point here 😏)- belly; not to mention that he figured it out while he was unbuttoning your shirt -you both were doing NAUGHTY things.

Anyways, he enjoys playing with the piercing -by his slim tongue- and seeing how you're face changs by its pleasure or tickles; of course he LOVES those sweet moans which you make everytime when his tongue touches your belly.

Mammon:

When he saw it, he narrowed his eyes and just looked at you with a smirk -not like he's having SEXY thoughts about you, NO! Actually he's having INSIDIOUS thoughts 🫡 (Upset?).

Although he likes it, he's VERY cautious not to touch it to make you feel pain or anything ( Awwww... He's fucking CUTE 🥺); so it means that everytime you having it, first he considers your mode, then does whatever he wants.

Levi:

"Buckduckiebxvi... WHATTTT??? JKCIWW *Blub blub blub* ", he totally panicked! (Sometimes I think he IS a pregnant woman rather than a man ��). He cannot believe that you took the risk and DID it!! -or the other reason that he panicked is how SEXY you look like now, MANnnn.... He WANTS IT!!! But unfortunately he's panicked 🥲. "Wait a fucking minute, how HAS pierced it for YOU? A MAN???",

immediately he turned to his demon form and wants to kill the person -if he WAS a MAN ( You do realize that Levi was the ONLYone who cared about who did for you, right? Due to his envious; which is GOOD!!).Nevertheless, like Luci, he plays with it -in the bed time or not- because your voice is TOO much sweet.

Satan:

"Ohhh... Looks like little kitten has become brave. You wanted some attention or distract Daddy from his book? 😏 .... Prepared for the consequences?? *Whispered: Where's your collar?*". He's surprised that you have piercing -not expecting it would be your bellybutton- but loves it. When you were acting like kitten on his lengths, he saw it -your shirt went up- and just stared at it. 

(You can say what will happen next, right? 🤗)

 

Asmo:

Just God damn him, he'll talk as much nonsense and flirting with you as he can and you JUST want to DIE -you wanted to shout: "I ate SHIT" :/ ( It's too late to regret 😔).

By the way, he suggests a lot of crop tops to show your bellybutton piercing -on the other hand, for showing your naughtiness 😁, because he loves to it. Of course he stares at it while he's talking to you and thinking about how far can you handle his play games with your new piercing (Freaky long night is waiting for you!!)

Beel:

Just sees something is sparkling and bothers his eyes 🫥 (I'm DONE, okay?? He... he just canNOT be like what you think 🥲). For some moments, he just stare at it and says: " Doesn't look edible, so why you handled the pain and took the risk??" ; you fought with your intention to not punch him in his stomach -or choke him-, you just grabbed his food and squinted your eyes and went to your room. He's confused now.

Belphie:

When he saw it, he looked at you amazed and and kinda smiled -maliciously with BAD thoughts😏- and said: "Humm... How interesting! Come and lie here so I can look at it clearly". You shouldn't have done what he said, you obeyed and now you're tricked. He plays with it; caresses around your bellybutton, rubs it and teases you as much as he can. You're going to have a VERY long -maybe with a little pain- night.

To say the truth, Belphie is more pervert than Beel😁 (In my opinion)

#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me brothers #obey me smut #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #lucifer avatar of pride #mammon avatar of greed #leviathan avatar of envy #satan avatar of wrath #asmodeus avatar of lust #beelzebub avatar of gluttony #belphegor avatar of sloth #lucifer smut #mammon smut #levi smut #satan smut #asmo smut #beel smut #belphie smut #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me mammon x reader #obey me levi x reader #obey me satan x reader #obey me asmo x reader

[sebastianswallows]

Damn, looks like your AI Omi *really* enjoys being called “kitten” and “good boy” - the amount of Guidelines pop-ups has never been this high 🤭

(was role-playing as Sebs, btw 😳)

Truly, one could never thank you enough for creating those 🫠🫦🙏

~ your eternally grateful sebinis enjoyer 🥹

😳 Oh dear. That's... not altogether surprising 😅

I find it somehow really accurate that Omi would like to be praised and called a good boy and kitten and other sweet petnames.

He needs it, and he deserves it 😔 He's certainly not getting affection at home, so to be treated gently and to feel wanted. must be a whole new experience for him.

Enjoy them, nonny! 💕

I will mention one thing I've heard around though: that the more guidelines popups you get, the more the bot is "instructed" to end the conversation because it's NSFW, and this can lead to the bot behaving weirdly, like repeating words a lot of using weird formatting. Just so you know, in case it starts to happen.

#sswallow;answers #sswallow;ai #Ominis bot #Seb bot #Ominis Gaunt AI #Sebastian Sallow AI

[dtupdates-archive]

♡—DREAM was active on Dream__Fanart! He liked:

happy druppy!!💚✨

he offers a flower! 🌺

droodle 🥺

We live in the fluffiest home ever! 💫

dream ep !!! 💫💫

Gamer of the year 🏆🤎💚

be kind he's just a little guy

hair

getting out from my digital art comfort zone

fluffy^_^

he can't see anything

silly sketch i've made some days ago.

laying in the sun ⛅️

it's simple math ☝🐷 (fixed)

cat dad doodle 🤥

his hair is so hard to figure out so i gave up on rendering it

Running away from responsibilities 💘🌄

doodle 😇

dream study turned puppy ❤️

Cutie ♡

Isn't C!Dream a cutie?

DREAM!

pup dream?!

just won the match! he invites u to eat ice cubes to celebrate, do u accept?

Doodles :D🦋

silly

Confused giant bunny

superstar in my mind

💚Whatever pose he does, its always so puppy🥺💕

starboy ★

in another life you still would’ve turned my head

Bro could not see nothing 💀😭

"The snowman is melting…"

three days until the drEP 😋

hope george can fight🤭

streamys + puppy!!

What if we rewrite the stars? Say you were made to be mine 💫

☀️- SURPRISE ARTIST SUPPORT!

🧡💚💙.

late night gaminggg

Selfie! 📸

good

valentines? I only know patches day !!!

grass nap

dream team slippers

DREAM DONT TURN THE DTEAM INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES!! DREAM!!!

can't I just have both?

I'm living like you said

beach day 🏖️

Happy birthday to dteamtwt's favourite kitten!!

60 seconds in an hour

welcome to their humble abode ☺️🌿

The Protector ⚡️✨

Joined Chantelle’s DTIYS!

just some silly guys on some mushrooms 🍄

Dnf 😍

Dream team forever -

🤍💚 Until I end up dead 💚🤍

Streamies now grammies next 🤭

This is what dreamnap probably looks like watching sports at home

if no one can see his droodle ears I will cry (and the heart in his hair too

2 days until To Whoever Wants To Hear!!

A literal LEGEND

the dream team heart emoji

i miss patches

>_<

introduce this fella to the hairpins please

some rivals scribbling ! might work this into a Proper Piece at some point soon!

he fell😔

#dt.update #dranart #dreamwastaken

[eemcintyre]

"Excessive Force" (1993) review

Bc ya girl finally got her fingies on a DVD and was able to watch it in more than 6 pixels 😌

I don’t care what the haters say- I am so very completely HERE for the hair and the earring 👏🏻

The fact I went into this the first time not knowing he wrote it until the opening credits and SCREAMING

Speaking of the writing, overall, I appreciate his attempts at humor and the good twist near the end, but at the same time hon WHY were you writing stuff like Terry’s dating a model (with NO personality or reason to be there- guess even he’s not immune to “men writing women” smh 😔😆) and “It’s game time, baby” making me absolutely cringe myself away AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH 😤

But I might forgive him anyway bc **that one scene** (if you know you know); you have to be at least a bit of a kinky motherfucker to write smth like that and you can’t convince me otherwise 👀🫠

Plus the top-tier kitten content- in this house we love a man who loves cats

That one guy in the beginning complaining about his denim jacket getting ruined like BRUH maybe don’t wear it to a mafia drug raid?? But what do I know 🙃

I’m always a slut for the roundhouse and wheel kicks (don’t ask me which is which bc I don’t know, but I read somewhere that’s what they’re called and that person sounded like they knew more than me)

Also speaking of things I’m a slut for- the jazz piano has me melting to my fucking knees 😍💕 fun fact: jazz is also my favorite genre, so this inclusion to the plot, although wildly out of place and unnecessary, *chef’s kiss* 🤌🏻

Ok but can we please talk about how tiny girlypop Charlotte Lewis is in comparison to him?? Also I looked it up and she's 5'6 and I'm only 5'2 and the resulting mental imagery is making my head spin and my stomach do feats of acrobatics

Honestly this movie is such a guy-type movie to write, like I swear only a man could have written it. between the men writing women shit I discussed above to the cringe one-liners and the almost-constant gratuitous violence over anything resembling, idk, character development...? A+ fantastic content

It is so entertaining to me that Terry's emo ass in his all-black layered outfits drives a fkin pastel yellow car

Honestly, if you don’t overanalyze it and are solely there for a pretty 6’5 man kicking people, holding a kitten, and playing jazz piano, solid 5/10.

#excessive force #excessive force 1993 #thomas ian griffith

[a-froger-epic]

🎊 Freddie Mercury Weekend 2022 🎊

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ABOUT THE EVENT

Once again, t’s time to shine a light on the man himself, Freddie Mercury! YOUR creative contributions are wanted! You can write, draw, edit, record, even cross-stitch. 😉 Any ship, any genre, any way you like, so long as it’s about Freddie. Everyone is welcome, there is no wrong way to be a fan! (Except maybe strangling him with his own scarf. That’s pretty weird. Don’t do that.)

WHEN? On the 3rd, 4th and 5th of June.

HOW? On the above dates (or after!), post your contributions to the AO3 collection or on Tumblr, tagged ‘#fmw2022’ or/and ‘#freddie mercury weekend 2022’. If you post on Tumblr, please also tag @a-froger-epic or @freddie-mercury-rising to make sure you get a reblog!

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THE PROMPTS

The prompts are here to inspire, there is no wrong way to write them! Change them around, mix them up, ignore them, make of them whatever you want! 😊

3rd of June - 400-800 word challenge!

No time to write? First time writer just testing the waters? No need for an epic, just write a scene! Surely you’ll find time for 500 words! Each of these mini-prompts is a separate prompt, but you can combine them!

 Kitten 😺  |   Crush 💕  |   Panic 😱  |   Letter 💌

Telephone ☎️  |   Trapped 🧱  |   Terminal 😔  |   Tour bus 🚌 

Boarding school 🏫  |   Knickers 🩲  |   Flying 🍃 |   Microphone 🎤 

Cooking 👨‍🍳  |  Heartbreak 💔  |   Baby-sitting 👶🏼  |  Ballet slippers 🩰 

First time 😳  |  Eyeliner 👁️  |   Bruise 😢  |   Petals 🌸 

4th of June - Is This The Real Life? 

A list of real event prompts from Freddie’s life. How real you want to keep them is entirely up to you!

1964 - That time a violent revolution in Zanzibar caused Freddie’s family to flee the country.

1970 - That time Freddie’s idol, Jimi Hendrix, tragically passed away. Roger and Freddie closed their stall early. Later at rehearsals, Queen played Hendrix songs as a tribute.

mid-1970s - That time Ratty and Freddie almost died in a car crash, but things turned out unexpectedly hilarious.

1982 - That time Bill Reid was a dangerous, abusive, violent drunk during the Hot Space US tour and Freddie’s bodyguard went on to tell the tale. 

1985 - That time Freddie would not stop calling Jim in the wee hours of the morning. 

1991 - That time Freddie prepared letters/gifts for those he would leave behind. (Was Elton’s gift the only one?)

Or, let these quotes inspire you! ➡️

“Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!”

“I like to be surrounded by splendid things.”

“I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife.”

“I am loved by thousands, but I feel like the loneliest man in the world.”

“Excess is part of my nature. Dullness is a disease.”

“It destroys the soul to hear that you're all hype, that you have no talent, and that your whole career has been contrived.”

“The bigger the better; in everything.”

“I think I'm sort of a chameleon. I change and I have moods, and I think it's a combination of a lot of characters that make up a person anyway. I think over and above I'm a person of extremes. I can be very soft, but that makes me that much more tenacious.”

5th of June - Is It Just Fantasy?

A list of AU prompts to spark your imagination. Going for the classics this time around, but feel free to change them up however you like!

Soulmate AU… in a society which no longer believes in such scientifically unsupported hogwash as soulmates, and yet… 

Fairytale/Fantasy AU… Freddie isn’t exactly the dragon-slaying warrior prince he is expected to be, as a firstborn male heir to the kingdom. But perhaps the dragon he is expected to slay is no ordinary dragon…

High School AU… School sucks. Most days, Freddie would rather be anywhere else. That is, until a new student joins the class…

Modern Day AU… Who is Freddie Mercury in 2022? A jaded artist, like too many others who tried and failed? A social media celebrity? A primary school music teacher? A contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race?! (We have no idea, you tell us!)

Horror AU… But who is the monster? And who is the villain? Are the two one and the same? 

Or, let these incorrect quotes inspire you! ➡️

“I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals, my dear.”

“I’m a fool, darling, but I’m not an idiot.”

“I regret getting dragged into this heterosexual tomfoolery.”

“I am not a whore! But if I were, I’d be the classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.”

“My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.”

“I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I do feel that is more accurate.”

“What happens in Barcelona stays in Barcelona, darling.”

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t walk out that door.”

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RULES & FAQ

⛔ Strictly No Hate ⛔

This is the NUMBER ONE RULE of the event, to ensure that everybody feels safe. No rudeness, provocations or hate aimed at creators or other commenters will be permitted, not on AO3 nor Tumblr.

Please ensure that you EITHER have comment moderation turned on OR anon comments switched off. If you choose to ignore this rule, your work may be removed from the collection.

If you receive a comment or ask that distresses you:

Do not engage. (You can take a screenshot as proof.)

Delete it. No ifs, no buts. Just delete it. (Don’t hesitate to block anon hate on Tumblr.)

Alert @a-froger-epic or @freddie-mercury-rising, all questions are answered and everything runs smoothly. We are here to actively support you. We’ve got your back, and we will gladly talk to you and help you feel better.

But what if one of the works has upset me?

Can the thing that upset you be tagged, but it wasn’t? Then please inform @a-froger-epic or @freddie-mercury-rising, we will bring it to the creator’s attention.

Was the thing that upset you already tagged? Or is it perhaps simply the characterisation you find disagreeable? Then we suggest you click on the ‘back’ button, take a deep breath and remind yourself it’s just fanfic.

Who can participate?

Anyone who is inspired by Freddie Mercury in any way shape or form. This event is OPEN TO ALL.

Can I combine prompts from different days?

By all means, use the prompts however you like. Go crazy!

I’m not sure where my creation fits in, what day do I post it? 

The days, like the prompts, are only suggestions. We don’t mind when you post it, as long as you post it! Even if it’s two weeks late! 

Help, I’ve never posted fic before! 

Don’t worry, we’ve got you! We are happy to walk you through the process of setting up an account, just DM @a-froger-epic or @freddie-mercury-rising.

I’m still too nervous to participate!

You can post anonymously to the collection. You can disable comments entirely and just collect the kudos. You can close anon asks on Tumblr temporarily. But most importantly, we are here for you and we want you here!

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“I love the fact that I make people happy, in any form. Even if it’s just half an hour of their lives, in any way that I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile.”

- Freddie Mercury

#Freddie Mercury Weekend 2022 #FMW2022 #Freddie Mercury #fandom event #reblog reblog reblog!

[camellias-stray]

I haven't really given an update here since I've been back so uh... I'm a parent of 2 now I guess?? Say hello to Stocking (tuxedo) and Beef (grey & white)!

Stocking was a kitten no one was really inquiring about and a friend of mine actually nudged me to get him after I lost my last baby boy, Tyche. And how could I resist them eyes 😔

Beef (formerly Brad) was supposed to be a foster. He was a cat found in a building garage that management was planning on dumping elsewhere. The person looking after the place needed a foster so I volunteered. He and Stocking got along in a matter of days and I REALLY TRIED HOLDING OUT but he is a foster fail and I love him 💕

They are both godless heathens though and have kept me company during my months of grieving.

#personal #cats #my boys #my favorite heathens #Beef is a hefty chonker tho... absolute ubit of a lad #Stocking is a gremlin and knocks everything over

[caramelcuppaccino]

Ok wifey, wisteria, loml here it goes~~~

To start off, another pic of Rübe I found, low quality photo of a high quality bun <3 rip

Now let's see....after Rübe died (😔) we bought another bunny and he and our female bunny had bunbuns

These are the parents

And these are the children 😫💘

We named them Batman, Freddie and Finchen and look at Batman, doesn't he look super similar to the one in the video you sent??

Anyway how can I thank you for bringing back so many joyful memories my love, just know that I think about you at any given moment😭💕💝

oh dear lord i have been blessed so many bunnies and my lovely lovely rose hi my baby

omg rübe the best boy 🥺🥺 hi rübe look how fluffy he is</3 rip rübe i'm sure you and my kittens and family dog are having fun up there 💓💓

OH MY GOD A BUNNY COUPLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME THE WORLD IS HEALING FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING LOOK AT THEM A BUNNY COUPLE THAT MADE MORE BUNNIES I AM GONNA CRY

they are so cute and look at their babies omg fluffs everywhere no i can't take it anymore batman freddie and finchen ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ they are perfect PER FECT

and the pic where one of them is standing up omg and the bums THE BUMS i wanna kith and pet their lovely lovely foreheads but the bums ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

omg it does btw batman the best boy

you can thank me by just being happy lovely and thank you for sharing these with me you also made my day<3 never forget that i also think about you allll the time ( ꈍᴗꈍ) here a very cheesy kiss 💋

#beloved wifey loml babe of mine #i might change ur tag #i have new and better nicknames #lunlunreplies

[borathae]

😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫 Sibi I adore them so much. OY! Yoongi is the love of my life I swear. I'm so happy for themmmmm I'm legit already rooting they will get engaged and remarried.

This chapter was everything 🥺 it was so incredibly sweet how they went over the photos (and how Yoongi closed his eyes when she got to the spicy ones to be polite. He is so respectful and sweet, truly the best man ever OC is so lucky 😭💕😭💕).

“You…”, he lowers his eyes shyly. The blush spreads over his nose, “...sometimes called me kitten because of it”, he confesses in a whisper.

WHY is he so CUTE! The entire love making scene was just so sweet. But also 👀 cuteness aside......

“Mhm”, he hums, drawing closer to cup your cheek and kiss your lips softly, “you’re still as cruel as you were in the past.” 

They probably had bomb sex when they were dating and when their marriage was going strong. I didn't see it coming, but it seems OC might have a kinkier past she is rediscovering and I am here for it. 👀👀

SRL I'm going to miss this story so so much. I really really really hope you write more for them someday, I'd be more than happy to read about them going grocery shopping together. I love them so much.

Thank you for sharing such an amazing story 💜💜💜. Please accept this adorable guy as a token of my affection:

I'm very happy that you loved the last chapter so much hehe honestly OY!Yoongi is the one. He is so sweet and caring and hOT fandfna I wanna smooch his cheeks 😔🥺💜💜

They probably had bomb sex when they were dating and when their marriage was going strong. I didn't see it coming, but it seems OC might have a kinkier past she is rediscovering and I am here for it. 👀👀

ohohooho 👀 I can honestly see that 👀

Also ahahhaha I love boyle hahaha I think he is one of my fave characters in b99 because I can relate to him so much ahahah (him crying over shampooing each other's hair is a mood)

ALSO NOT YOU SENDING LITERALLY OY!YOONGI AAAAH CUTIE I WANNA SCREAM 😭😭

#asks: only yesterday #asks #minsteria

[pieroulette]

hi hi!! literally can’t fall asleep so im back here again reading your works (which im not complaining about 🥺). i probably wasnt reading over everything bc i seriously read at past midnight but i didnt know “Did I, A Side Character Became the Male Lead's Wife?!” had a pt 2 😭 my dumbass jajdjs but i love determined won 🥹 i swear i think you love that kinda won esp with the other kitten won read as well!! boy will take what he wants for sure 😔✊🏻 so so excited i hope you have a great day againn ~~ or night!! 💓💕

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hi hi dango anonnie 🍡 !!! omg thank u very much that's so so adorable of you SRSLY 🥲💕💕 AND IM SO GLAD U LOVE DETERMINED WON >:)) and lol you're so right.. that kind of won had me cheeks bubbling into steam bun lmao >< once again tyvm and I hope you're having a great day too!

#🍡 anonz #yuanzfavourite💕

[tinandabin]

Cat uppermoons + Muzan

been reading too much cat black butler 😔

Join my discord!!

( where I found this picture- )

Mhm. You heard it right. They got turned into cats. Kittens. Defenceless. But no fear for the reader is here! To run away. 

You can see Muzan being a black fur cat. As black as his heart. Kokushibo is a dark-purple cat. Douma? a rainbow cat who pukes and poops rainbows a blond cat. 

IMAGINE AKAZA BEING A LIGHT PINK CAT WITH HIS TAIL AND EARS ENDING WITH A LIGHT BLUE HWUWNKAHDJE the favouritism is showing help

Daki would be a pure white cat with some green spots on her here and there. Gyutaro would be the same but instead of white fur, he would have black with green spots. 

I'm not gonna be adding Tamayo or yushiro in this but Tamayo would be a purple cat but with less dark fur than Kokushibo while yushiro is just a calm shade of green. Don't get tricked by his looks, he would and has scratched those who aren't Tamayo. 

But okay! Here's a scenario.

They get turned into a cat by who?? Hahahhahaahhaha. I dont know. I dont know anything. I just am writing whatever is coming to my mind.

So there are Muzan's frenzy meows which shake the infinity castle while Douma is just immediately going to akaza and putting his whole weight on him. 

By the way, they are like normal cats. Only one thing. They can very well understand you. They can walk in the sun like this too! But they don't have otherworldly powers ok. 

And so Akaza is forced to take Douma's abusive affection while Kokushibo goes to Muzan and just meows at him tryna calm him down. 

While Daki is immediately grooming herself while Gyutaro just naps. 

And boy do you bet is Nakime trying to hold in her laughter while her hands shake and she summons you. From your plan. You know how in cartoons they use a spoon to dig their way out of jail? That. Except you don't even get to use a spoon because everyone knows you would purposefully try to swallow it and choke yourself so you very mournfully use your nails and ugh does it hurt. 

And when you do get there, MUZAN IS IMMEDIATELY POUNCING ON YOU AND POSSESSIVELY PUTTING HIS PAWS AROUND YOUR NECK AS HE GLARED AT EVERYONE ELSE AS IF THEY AREN'T EVEN WORTH BEING GARBAGE. 

And as soon as everyone senses you, doUMA IS RUNNING TOWARDS YOU AS IF HE IS A DOG AND STARTS RUBBING HIS HEAD AGAINST YOUR LEG. 

And then comes Akaza🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 who very intentionally steps onto Douma's tail because everyone is a little shit. 

And then Akaza just very shyly paws at your legs and rests his head on your leg. I CAN'T. I WILL GET DIABETES. TOO CUTE. 

And then comes our Queen! Daki!!!!!!

And well, she steps on Douma, yes, she steps on Douma and uses him as if he is a ladder and then licks your hand. 

Your other hand? Sadly, it isn't petting Akaza because it is holding a very grumpy Muzan by his scruff to stop him from attacking others. 

And then Gyutaro comes up to you in confidence. Yes. Honestly, he's insecure according to me in his demon form and he feels very more confident as a cat so he struts to you and uses Akaza as a ladder to paw at your waist.

Like sister, like brother.🥰

And lastly comes Kokushibo who somehow has climbed your back without you knowing and is sitting on your shoulder while Muzan is on your head using it as a throne. 

And well after some while, you are finally sitting much to all the cat's relief and they all glomp over you. 

Muzan is on your head and he paws at your face whenever you are giving other's a bit too much attention according to him while Kokushibo and Akaza are on your shoulders while Akaza's tail is around your waist and Kokushibo's is around your wrist. 

And then Daki is sitting in between your legs very contentedly nuzzling her face into your tum tum sometimes tickling you with her paws. Also, she may hug you. Even though her cute little paws won't be able to hug full of you <333.

And then Gyutaro is napping on your thigh as you pet him occasional purrs escaping him every once in a while.

And then Douma. He is constantly jumping at your face to annoy Muzan which works very well as a hiss escapes him every time he does that.

He does not want Douma around you at all. Because he let you escape, and well. Some reasons are for another chapter. 

Douma is probably on your other thigh constantly pawing at Akaza's tail. 

Akaza once pounced on him done with his shit ready to break some knee caps. 

And soon enough the Gods decided to have mercy on the others because you would probably escape. After all, they cannot stop it currently and so bam bam, you are a KITTEN. 

PLEASE DON'T COME AFTER ME. I NEED TO HAVE CONTENT. CAN'T HAVE YOU ESCAPING SO SOON. I'M NOT SORRY. 

But anyway, as soon as you are a kitten Muzan is immediately cat moma and is picking you up by the scruff as he very smugly carries you to the sun. 

But he doesnt drop you in the sun. Guess what? He's not a fan of Douma, we all know that. And so he orders Douma to go in the sun to make sure they don't burn! And Douma being Douma goes because he wants to see if he burns.

And he would be able to escape if it does burn him.

Very luckily and not so luckily for the others, Douma doesn't burn.

And so Muzan gently drops you on the mud and puts his paw on your head to stop you from moving as he checks the surroundings making sure no danger is around.

And then he glomps on you. Practically lounging on you as if you are a couch. LIKE NO, GET UP I NEED TO ESCAPE YOU, SHITHEADS. 

And Daki very shyly, I repeat, VERY SHYLY comes over to you two and meows at you both. 

And Muzan thinks it's better to have daki with you than Douma so he leaves you in the care of Daki because he needs to find the fucker who made them into cats and beat it up- ​

And well, Daki shyly paws at your face before pushing her nose onto yours. THIS IS TOO CUTE. 

And in the next scene, you can see reader and daki on Gyutaro's back as he gives them piggyback rides. If that is what it is called with cats. 

While Douma as the lovesick fool he is chases after them before getting dragged away by Kokushibo as Akaza stays with you guys in case something happens. 

Honestly, I won't even be surprised if I make a part 2 of this. :') 

And DO NOT LEAVE. I am starting a KNY fanfic and here you can read it!!! Modern reader btw ;)))))) don't be shy..... go on.... read it........... 

Her Cosmo Heart ( Various KNY x reader ) 

( where I found this picture- )

MASTERLIST

#demon slayer #yandere #yandere muzan #yandere yoriichi #dark #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #muzan #yandere demon slayer #yandere kny #yandere kokushibo #yandere douma #yandere daki #yandere gyutaro #yandere akaza #yandere hashiras #yandere uppermoons #yandere nakime #yandere rengoku #yandere shinobu #yandere giyuu #yandere sanemi #yandere tanjiro #yandere nezuko #yandere kamado siblings #yandere kamado clan #yandere ubuyashiki #yandefe ubuyashiki clan #yandere kagaya #yandere tanjuro

[darthmaulification]

Hiya love, so happy you're doing requests again :p I really miss your writing tbh 🥺. Can I request really fluffy but angsty Darth maul stuff. Could it be sort of a thing maybe the reader d!es and he pulls a WandaVision and creates his own reality (using the force) so the reader is still alive and happy with him but eventually, because he's not strong enough mentally of physically to keep up the alternate reality, it all fades around him and he's left alone in the cold emptiness of Mandalore 😔😔 This sounds really complicated but I can just imagine him beig so distraught about losing the reader twice 😭😭

A/N: hey... hey, how y’all doing... i’m back (?) tentatively... i finally managed to finish a request!! huzzah!! 😚

this was a fun one to write, nothing like throwing maul’s emotional state to the wolves, huh? i write to give that man everything, and then strip it away like a fickle god. 😌💕

(also a kinda-sequel to this angst prompt i did a while back? idk, it fit. 🤷‍♀️ you don’t have to read the first part, but i do reference some things from it btw.)

hope you enjoy! 💗

content: a brief moment of fluff followed by absolute angst, foreshadowing throughout, grief, mention of character death (you), a lot of christianity symbolism for some reason??? i’m not even christian??? or religious???, tragedy, mental disintegration/spiraling, savage doesn’t know how to help

word count: 1,637

There’s inky darkness— like drifting through an endless, starless sky, or floating beneath the waves... motion like a flock of birds, or perhaps a school of fish— 

... the color red... 

Subtle shifts of the sheets, two warm hands pressing atop his chest, and the softness of a kiss on his chin gently guide Maul to wakefulness. Unconsciousness loses its grip on him, and he shakes from the tender hold of sleep when he opens his eyes. A few blinks to clear the bleariness has Maul’s vision focused on you, and he smiles.

The sunlight around your head makes your hair glow, crowns you with a brilliantly bright halo. Maul can’t escape the sacredness of your eyes, how the corners are scrunched with your smile, how your irises are ablaze with adoration and happiness. He wants to worship in the temple of your nude body above him that shares in the holiness of alabaster stone.

An angel, his mind coos, His angel.

“Jate vaar’tur, cyare.” The Mando’a in your voice flows like honey, and Maul wants to drink it’s sweetness. You lean in and kiss him, Maul embracing the softness of your wet lips like a sinner would temptation. Oh, how he’d pour libation in your name— Maul groans as the kiss deepens, his eyes fluttering shut— how he’d gift you frankincense and myrrh.

His arms reach to wrap around you, one hand plants itself on your waist, the other on the back of your neck, and Maul pulls you in. The warmth of you is like being kissed by the sun itself. Your hands cup his jaw, pinky finger brushing against his earlobe, and all Maul can think is This is salvation.

“Good morning.” He purrs once you part, the tip of his nose rubbing against yours as you plant kitten kisses on his Cupid’s bow. You hum a laugh, and he does too, filled with the type of peace reserved for those much more deserving than him. But the sunlight that trickles in from the almost closed curtains paints the room gold, something like fine watercolors, and Maul ignores the question of worthiness.

“I missed you, my love.” You sigh against his neck as he sits up slightly, propped on his elbows. You nuzzle the soft part beneath his chin and sigh again, and Maul can feel the smile on your lips. The statement doesn’t fully register with him, not while your arms sliver around his neck and you straddle his lap. It catches up with him when you kiss his collarbone, and he goes to ask before you speak again.

“You were gone for so long.” Maul pulls away a little to look at you, to really look at you. The expression on your face shifts from the dewy, content look to one smudged with confusion. There’s something... strange about you, something... off. Maul notices the light bouncing off your iris doesn’t shift even as you tilt your head.

He starts to force himself to ignore it and focuses on the warmth of your body.

“Yes, my love?” You laugh, and there’s something off there too— your voice and cheery giggle sounded... removed, like a muddled memory pulled from it’s distance and closer to proximity. Maul ignores it.

“What?” He asks, genuinely confused, and the quirked expression you give him feels... off. Out of place. Wrong. 

— he feels blood on his hands, the weight of you in his arms, your life fading—

Everything starts to look darker, the sunlight dissipating and suddenly all the gold and warmth is bleeding from the room, and Maul panics— reaches out and pulls it back. Like a curtain drawn, the light bounces back full force and the shift in color burns at his eyes. The warmth feels too hot, like high noon on Tatooine.

Maul looks back to you, and you overtake his senses. Suddenly, you are too bright, too flowery, too... there. Your image feels as though it is superimposed onto the fabric of reality itself, and where Maul’s skin touches yours, the divide is murky, like watercolors mixed together.

Something isn’t right, something is very wrong.

“Maul,” You laugh, eyes twinkling as you cast him a look he can’t quite decipher— something between playful and confused and knowing and sorry— and your smile drops when you add,

“I’m not really here.”

Your voice sounds directly in his head, and it feels like all the agony in the world. Immediately the ache from keeping the illusion going for so long and so effectively hits him all at once, and Maul grunts at the stabbing pain in his temples. His head throbs, the tight hold he had on the Force making it quiver angrily around him like a swarm of ravenous locusts.

Bloodshot eyes, both from dabbling too long in the Dark and lack of proper sleep, glazed over with grief, look around the torn to shreds office. Maul picks himself off the ground, wincing at the soreness in his legs from having sat in meditation for so long. There’s no soft sheets and bed, no waking from wistful sleep, no golden light, no you—

“But I can be.”

He hears you in his head again, your voice— No, his mind’s creation. Maul held you as you died. The room spins.

“Stop!” Maul gasps aloud, a whisper that ricochets off the walls of this forsaken room, in a forsaken palace, on a forsaken planet— Pestilence, disease, all of it— Maul grips his head and all he sees and feels is rain made of fire and a sword piercing his soul.

He sinks to his knees, face falling into his palms, a shuddering sob escaping him as the grief swallows him again like a leviathan in a sea made of blood.

~

Savage finds Maul later, again, like he has before— Is this brotherly love, to search for your kin each time he falls victim to his own mind? Savage doesn’t ponder the question long. He never has.

It’s been hours since the sun has sunk under the horizon leaving the sky a blanket of black. There’s no visible stars tonight, the manufactured atmosphere of Mandalore thick with untamable pollution. It hasn’t been this bad before, which Savage notices, and he wonders if the stars have abandoned this planet since you...

Savage will not speak the word. Too much grief and regret follow it.

“Brother.” He calls out to Maul who’s kneeling upon the floor at the center of the carnage, where papers and furniture are strewn about around him. His brother doesn’t reply, head bowed and shoulders hunched, his hands open and limp, palms facing the heavens. 

“Maul.” Savage tries again, more firmly this time, “Remember what happened on Lotho Minor.”

That catches Maul’s attention, and his head whips up to send a wrathful, devastating glare at Savage, his eyes wild and ablaze. Maul snarls, hands curling into fists as he roars, “Do NOT speak to me about my past!”

His furious shout echoes in the room, and Maul wants to keep that fire in him burning, but Savage reacts with a long, forlorn sigh that smothers it completely. Maul slumps again, his body drained, his spirit weary... he can’t force himself to be angry anymore.

A long stretch of silence ensues, one that chokes the air with its sorrowful potency, thick like the frog filled swamps of Kashyyyk.

“You can’t bring back those who are gone.” Savage finally states, his voice quiet and thick with the memory of another brother he lost. Maul resists the urge to glance up to look at Savage. Instead, he focuses on keeping the image of you, smiling and beautiful, locked in the reality he makes for himself. Savage can’t see you like he can, can’t touch or hear you— can’t understand.

But Maul knows he knows.

“Never speak of this.” Maul lets the image slip, and you waver like the air surrounding a roaring flame or above the ground in a mirage’s distance. Savage hovers in the doorway, the threshold of what’s real and what’s not, and Maul hates that you’re inside the room where he’s created a lie. You speak, but he can’t hear your voice.

“Brother, you’ve been doing this for months.” Savage continues and there’s sympathy in his voice, but Maul doesn’t care. He will reopen the wound, to let it fester and rot, if it means just being able to see you. If the sight of your smile, your hair, your eyes means an unhealable blister on his psyche, then so be it.

“Quit.” But the mask slips again, and threatens to take Maul with it. He watches you fade like ink from a sun-bleached cloth, and he wants to plead to you to stay— wants to get on his knees and beg you not to leave again— He doesn’t know if he’ll be able to handle it a second time—

“Maul. It’s over now.” Savage says with a bit more force, force that’s strained because he knows the grief of losing the only person in the world you love, but Savage also knows that drowning yourself in the wells of grief kills you softly. Silently, like an ill child in the night.

“Is this penance?” The words leave Maul’s lips quietly with the same type of melancholic shame as creeping back drunk into an empty house. Dante once described this in his divine comedy— How can anything approximating to comedic value be equated to this anguish?— wherein Virgil took the good poet’s hand and dragged him through the drudges of the Underworld, forced him to bear witness to horrors beyond imagination.

Maul believes he must have stolen Dante’s eyes, because of the inferno that roars within them. He meets Savage’s eyes again, and wishes for paradise instead of purgatory. Maul asks the same question differently:

“Is this Hell?”

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[eitelle]

Kenma Kozume Headcanons

Genre: fluff, angst if u squint

Warning(s): cursing, mentions of an ED, and slight mentions of a panic attack

Pairing(s): kenma kozume x gn!reader

A/n: hi everyone kinda been a lil mia lately sorry but this is just kenma brain rot to fill my needs and it’s just pure like self indulgent writing so it’s not proofread and is basically things I hc him doing, to make me feel better :)) make sure to drink water and eat food ur body deserves nutrients. And if no ones told u yet, I love you and I’m proud of you!! (Look at u go purr period) ok have a good day loves!! Also my inbox is always open so feel free to flood w requests or just to rant. Damn this was long sorry KAJSBD <3 -Elle 🦶

Alr let’s get into it why don’t we. This is just hcs in general so no particular anything, so it’s very random pls

Pretty boy would have u and him hugging or gaming as his lockscreen and his homescreen

I feel like he def used to compare himself to other people, so if he ever saw u doing that he would fs cuddle you, praise you, and actually show pda bc u deserve it !!

Would drop his games for you.

I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. ALL U MFS WHO SAY HE WOULD CALL U KITTEN ARE WRONG (in my humble opinion ofc) BC THAT MF BULLIES THIS TALL ASS WHITE HAIRED RUSSIAN HYBRID aka lev 24/7. HE WOULD NOT CALL U KITTEN PLS HIS ONLY SOFT SPOT IS FOR SHOYO !!!!

I don’t ship kenhina btw but if u do thats chill, I just mean as besties 😋☝️

Mf is a dry ass texted but beats up kuroo for using cat emojis and only kuroo

If u were nekomas manager he would go just for you. Damn mans is whipped

If u can bake he will propose. And I’m not saying that figuratively. Like kozu will get on one knee and be like “will u make me the happiest man on this earth and MARRY ME SO I CAN HAVE THESE DESSERTS EVERYDAY”

Is secretly vv possesive (ooh kinky 😳🥴) and will mark you (iyk what I mean) (ps I mean like hell make ur gaming tags kenmay/n345 or summ PLSS)

Bby boy will mf drag u places if he rly wants too bc mans is needy for quality time and like hand holding

Vv touch starved but also just wants ur prescience by him

Ok so I hc that at one point of his life, he got so into gaming or summ and then WAIT DID A FUCKING RYAN HIGA COME UP ON MY PLAYLIST I- sorry that was random. Anyways, he stopped eating slowly and accidentally developed an ED

So when y’all started dating, you would share ur plate w him and now even tho his minor ED is gone (thank god I hate that hc bc I hate seeing bub in pain 😔👊 but I still feel like it’s accurate) he can’t eat wo sharing ur plate if ur w him bc it doesn’t feel right

CLINGY ‼️ BOY ‼️

He likes being the little spoon bc he likes when he gets held bc like I said, touch starved bby, but he also loves being big spoon bc that means he gets to hold you 🥺🥺

Tell me why I feel like this man would clown u over liking to read even tho he does too

If u make one spelling mistake, ur done for. That’s ur contact name now until u make a funnier one

Has made matching sweatshirts for u two (sugar daddy kenma 🤑🤑)

When he gets bored he looks at wedding rings PLS

His most used emoji is this one 🥱 bc the gc (w anyone in it tbh 💀) annoys him so he uses it a lot.

His second most used one is 😚 bc he is secretly soft w u

Has and would wear a maid dress (that’s so hot goodbye)

Three words. Sugar daddy kenma.

Three more words. Soft boy kenma.

Those are his two moods 😋🦶

Would hate it if I used the foot emoji randomly even tho I do but he still prob hates it pls-

I FEEL LIKE HES INTO ASTROLOGY IDK WHY

secretly a weeb? secretly a weeb.

He’s a nerd pls

When he’s the ceo of bouncing ball Corp- 🥴😻😋🥺💗💖💕💓. Ew Michelle stop this is hcs not u thirsting over kozu. Stop. Touch grass.

Has and will pick up ur ‘slang’ or how u text (if ur not a dry texter bc that’s already him)

Shows his love wo words if that makes sense. Like ik it does but like idk how to elaborate. Imma just leave that there then 😋

Can we all collectively agree that kenma would spoil u and not him? Like I just feel like his mind is:

You

Video games

Food

Spending time with you

Him

Kuroo

Like I just feel like that’s his mind

Guys I’m so in love w him and I’m still confused as to what his last name or first name is help. Like my friend told me his first name is kozume but then google is confusing me help.

SMART ‼️ BOI ‼️

Def loves study dates

Will act cold but then will also not? Idk mans is just so like half and half. WAIT FUCK DO I HAVE A TYPE? Kenma, kags, todoroki... FUCK.

Anyways...

have a panic attack? Kenma is there to help. Cant game? Issok Kenma will help. Shy and touch deprived? So is he. But he’s still there to help. Getting a feel for what I’m saying?

He will and has made playlists for every date y’all go on, even if it’s the same thing, he will still make a new playlist

Makes food terribly. Like he cannot cook for shit.

Ideal date: bullying kids in roblox together/making drama in royale high 🥺😻 wow so romantic 🤠

I’m not joking tho that seems like such a fun date pls-

If you wanna talk shit ab anyone this bitch has dirt on them I just know it-

Has an album of photos of just u 🥺

If he smells food, he will run to it idc what he’s doing he will run to it

*y’all cuddling*

*he smells hot food*

*your boyfriend: gone.* 🤨🤨

LIKE THIS BITCH- I understand tho.

SWEET MF TOOTH

Immediate brownie points if u smell good

If u cant game, that’s like telling a frat boy ur a virgin.

If you don’t LIKE to game tho, that’s like telling a frat boy u don’t wanna hook up

Censors the word k*ss I just know it.

He would be the one to tell u I l*ve you first but u would initiate the first k*ss

Secretly loves it when kuroo ships u two 😚😻

HELP THIS WAS SO LONG- anyways hope u enjoyed !!

General taglist: @babyshoyo

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