#he’d*

[chaos-and-ink]

Almost 20 extra degrees of movement lmfao. I literally do not understand how I NEVER NOTICED THIS UNTIL NOW. like holy shit that’s not normal-normal people don’t move their elbows like that how did nobody notice!????

#chaos #hypermobility #he’d #hypermobile spectrum disorder #hypermobile joints #hypermobile elhers danlos syndrome

[aqricus]

how do we feel about the predator/prey dynamic, but in terms of the whole “hide and seek” or being chased/tracked, bc i’m thinking. it could happen in nature, a warehouse, any abandoned building rly. just to spice things up.

#HYPOTHETICALLY. HYPOTHETICALLY. #💋 anon reminded me how quiet oda is when moving around #and now i’m thinking of writing smth for him #bc imagining him not understanding the appeal at first but then liking it a little more as time goes on and catching you all nonchalantly #like it’s a regular tuesday for him and and. and i d i i don’t think he’d automatically go right to taking you but #he’d #i he #i am unwell #it’s already mapped out in my brain #OKAY BUT #BUT #IF ANYONE READS THIS FAR DOWN IN THE TAGS #TELL ME THIS #ARE THERE ANY OTHER CHARACTERS FROM BSD OR GENSHIN OR EVEN TWST YOU THINK WORK #i have a couple ideas but i’m still curious

[sabertoothwalrus]

don't ask him about that it's private

#for the record if senshi actually did have an illegitimate child he wouldnt know about it #no WAY he’d be a deadbeat on purpose #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #my art #comic

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Al: Our daughter. 😎

#he seems like he’d be a pest like that #hehehe #appleradio #radioapple #ish #Lucifer Morningstar #Alastor #Hazbin Hotel #my doodles

[queersatanic]

Happy birthday, Duane.

#Duane Kearns Puryear #HIV/AIDS #queer history #AIDS Memorial Quilt #Duane died in 1991 #He’d be 59 this year

[porcelain-dionysus]

Nine would have thought Martha Jones was the coolest person in the world. Doesn’t even matter where in the timeline this was or what happened to Rose, he would have loved her leather jacket and her hairstyle. He would have loved that she was a DOCTOR! Her studying to be a doctor was so overlooked and he would have loved it. He would have thought she was the coolest person alive. Nine and Donna would have killed each other on sight

#donna would call him a weasel faced bitch and he’d disintegrate on sight #doctor who #nine #9 #ten #10 #martha jones #donna noble #christopher eccleston #david tennant #bbc

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

#batfam #batman #dc comics #dcu #jason todd #comics #dick grayson #batbros #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #headcanon #i have a friend who is super mega rich and has a butler and shit #and she just couldn’t comprehend that I didn’t have an allowance as a kid #and that i had to wait for my birthday or christmas to get stuff #she’s one of my favorite people but she really has no concept of money #it’s really funny tbh #i feel like that’s how tim is. just wouldn’t get it #not damian though. he just doesn’t give a shit. #he’d just steal whatever he wanted tbh

[ditzybat]

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

#tim: i don’t know wether to be offended my boyfriend said he’d smash red robin or not #jason: you do realize YOU are red robin - right? #tim: technicalities- he’s my number one opp now #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #jason todd #robin #red robin #red hood #timbern

[notherpuppet]

Husk and Alastor have a battle of wits, drinking, and jazz. AKA how I think Husk found out about Al’s situation.

Music: JK Sax’s cover of Tones and I “Dance Monkey”

I’m not a talented enough musician so I couldn’t make the music that was in my head lol but dance monkey fits pretty well.

Alastor: Husker, is that all you got? Hahaha, take another shot!

Husk: You ain’t on a sadist’s leash, you can’t know-it-all. Can’t know what I been through, if you ain’t at a beck and call!

Alastor: Ha! I win this spat with ease, looks like you’ve hit the wall. Cuz Jokes on you, I know that too, I know it all!

Husk: You…what?

Al: Perhaps, I’ve had too much to drink this time. Do yourself a favor, banish this night from your mind.

Husk: U-understood.

Al: Hm, good.

#hazbin hotel #fanimatic #alastor #husk #hazbin hotel fanart #I looooooved drawing drunk alastor soooo much #idk if we’ll ever be able to see it in canon but I want it so bad #I just can’t imagine that he’d have a heart to heart with husk #because he’s heartless #the info must have come out of reckless one upmanship #that’s what I think #my doods #liked by creator #radiohusk

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie William and Springtrap are petty,,

#myart #chloesimagination #five nights at freddy's #comic #william afton #steve raglan #springtrap #spring bonnie #fnaf #fnaf 3 #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #William as a character is defined by his egotism #so I just know he’d hate his alt self #they would be so petty at each other

[knightinink]

This is so stupid I’m so sorry-

#he’d probably be so excited #blitzø #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #hazbin hotel spoilers

[firbolgfriend]

Mlp infected aus that just erase Discord from existence is so funny, he would shut that shit down so fast. Not even all that for the sake of friendship or whatever he’d see it and be like erm… not really my cup of chaos, this is just gross (snap, fixed)

#my little pony #discord #mlp discord #discord mlp #he’d be like this bit is not funny #all zeros from the judges you’re out #it’s also inconveniencing/upsetting fluttershy #saw one version where discord had put fluttershy to sleep/in some fantasy land where everything was normal #the idea of him just skeddadling with fluttershy is equally funny what is wrong with you #skedadding* whatever #jabber

[eupheme]

ghoul of the week

#not that Hancock wouldn’t bite your ass but maybe he’d ask first #working on part iv (related) and this popped into my mind #fallout 4 #fallout #fallout prime #john hancock #hancock fo4 #Hancock #the ghoul #cooper howard #fallout show

[sanjisblackasswife]

Gojo’s body irl:

argue with ur mammy about it.

#TimikosGojo #he also gives the vibes he’d always feel naturally cold. #mf will touch the back of ur neck knowing you’ll shrivel up KSJSJKSKSKS #jujutsu gojo #gojo saturo #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojo x reader #gojo headcanons #gojo #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu satoru

[lazylittledragon]

you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #idk if this is canon to the dorianverse yet but he looks like a little hobbit!!! #this is a Long long long time post brain i think. since they’ve sorted out the daywalker thing #i don’t think he’d be affectionate but i think he’d be VERY protective #they’re not bad parents in the way that they neglect or mistreat him or even just don’t love him #i think they love him to death but you just shouldn’t give your small child a KNIFE #this one is my favourite sister bc she reminds me of robin

[ryukatters]

bf!bkg ignoring you because you won’t call him baby or handsome or whatever nickname you usually call him

“Katsuki— have you seen my charger? I can’t find it anywhere.”

You call out as you make your way down the hall from your bedroom. Your boyfriend is sitting on the couch, having a rotting party all by his lonesome to really live out his day off. It’s a rare occurrence for him to be so inactive, but you surmise even pro heroes can be lazy every once in a while.

“Kats?”

Still nothing. You know for a fact that he can hear you, because you can see the way he subconsciously perks up the minute you say something. Definitely charming, but not enough to quell the growing mix of irritation and worry (mostly worry) brewing inside the pits of your stomach.

You make your way across the living room, standing in front of his place on the couch. He’s still not looking at you. No matter, you just decide to straddle him instead. His hands automatically find purchase on your hips, fingers just a few millimeters shy of your ass.

“Katsuki. What’s wrong?”

“Dunno who that is,” he huffs, head turning to the side so you can’t see the way his lips quirk down into a pout. (Because he swears up and down that’s something he never does.)

“Kats?”

“No.”

“‘Suki?”

“Close, but still no.”

“Baby?”

“Yeah, baby?”

"Have you seen my charger, handsome?"

"In your desk drawer on the right."

You smile. You press an innocent kiss to the tip of his nose. He pulls you flush against him before you can pull away, capturing your lips with his, appreciating the way the two of you meld against each other. He tries not to look too disappointed when you lift yourself off him and stand up. You lean down to give him a fleeting kiss on the cheek.

"Love you, Katsuki."

"Think you've got the wrong guy, sweetheart."

#you can act tough all you want but i see through your lies kacchan #in honor of the latest chapter #bkg liking nicknames confirmed!! #he just wants to be babied but he’d honestly rather choke before admitting that #i lied i posted about bkg first 😔 #kat’s writing #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugo x reader #bakugo x you #bakugo katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader #bakugo fluff #mha x reader #bnha x reader #mha fluff #bnha fluff