#he won't deny that but he won't outright say it either

[yowlthinks]

The Final 15: Aziraphale's decision matrix in a no-choice situation

I have been thinking and reading about what happened since season 2 came out, and I think I have finally been able to put it all down into a logical sequence. This meta is the result of both countless posts I have read on tumblr and my own thoughts.

But let us start from the beginning, which is essentially Metatron's offer:

Notice how Aziraphale consistently declines the honour, as Metatron keeps pressing. When he says that Aziraphale is the perfect choice he also mentions that Aziraphale "is a leader, is honest and doesn't just tell people what they want to hear", which is of course a lie and they both know it. Initially, Aziraphale can't deny it because he can't just go "well, actually, I have been doing exactly that, stretching the truth in my reports and on a few notable occasions outright lying to my superiors and even God Herself". So he deflects to "where will I get my coffee?", preferring to highlight his attachment to Earth. In response to that Metatron makes his final move: he knows about Aziraphale's partnership with Crowley, and that means he knows about the lies.

This threat to Crowley gets Aziraphale to the following decision matrix:

Telling Crowley about the threat is useless. Aziraphale knows he will suggest running away together, and that puts them both in danger. Similarly, running away alone / hiding Aziraphale will not be a good move either because Metatron will not hesitate to harm Crowley and use him as a bait for Aziraphale.

So this means that Aziraphale's best option is not telling Crowley about the threat and persuading him to come with Aziraphale, his second best being going alone. Both of these offer best safety guarantees for Crowley, and this is something Aziraphale would not compromise on.

So our angel launches into this entire speech about making a difference. These are the only arguments he can come up with on the fly regarding why he took the position (the position he does not want! At a place he does not want to go back to!). And he is terrified that Metatron will come back and he won't be able to finish this conversation, won't be able to persuade Crowley. Add to this the fact that Crowley is clearly trying to have an important conversation with him too. A conversation they would like to have in private, but which Aziraphale knows can be interrupted at any moment. That's why he tries to stop Crowley, that's why he is constantly glancing out of the window.

Aziraphale is angry and frustrated, but this is mostly anger at Metatron who put him into this position, at the unfairness of it all, at himself for not being able to get Crowley to agree. It is the despair that just when Crowley confesses his love, instead of being able to say "I love you" back, he has to swallow it down again. Aziraphale's "I forgive you" is "I forgive you for not trusting me to make the best choice for us both", "I forgive you for not agreeing to go with me, I understand why you declined". And this aligns neatly with the theory about the Nightingale song in the car being a message from Aziraphale: it is his way of saying "I love you, I chose you, I chose our side, and that’s why I had to go".

And you know what? Crowley is a clever noodle and he knows Aziraphale well, so he will figure it out, he will spot this out of character, under-duress-only style of decision-making and start untangling that mystery.

We all know how it ends, and I can't wait to see it!

UPD: to put the above in perspective, see this meta with graphs!

#good omens #gos2 #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #good omens 2 #gos2 spoilers #justice for crowley #gos2 meta #good omens meta #gos2 ending #final 15 #gos3 theories

[ddarker-dreams]

I’ve seen many fic writers exist literally everywhere on the scale of how much/how little scaramouche would praise his partner (all the way from ‘never says a nice thing ever’ to ‘begrudgingly says sweet things’ and everything in between) and as one of the sacred scholars of the puppet boy, where do you think he falls on that scale? What if his s/o outright asked him to be nicer to them?

why does this actually feel like such a difficult question AAAAAAAA i could really see both arguments???

scaramouche is a funky little fella. he's full of bitterness, spite, and everything not nice. his insistence on denying himself any meaningful connections is something he prides himself on. self-sustainability spares him further hurt, so it's his default approach. when you, terribly stubborn creature you are, squirm your way past his fortified defenses, he starts to panic. why are you here. how'd you get in. why doesn't he want to throw you out. he doesn't want you to stay either, he thinks. who knows what damage you'll cause with your revolting empathy and naïve care. ew.

for that reason, you're subjected to his unfiltered scorn. but, there's an upside! you haven't been disintegrated, thrown into a dungeon, and your limbs remain intact. all promising signs.

at a certain point, he comes to begrudgingly accept the thorn in his side that is you. his threats become less severe (and rarely directed at you, those in your closest circles have the privilege now). loving him is a process. a process that goes as smoothly as trying to give a hissing, bristling cat a bath.

he's always going to be blunt and tactless. fortunately, that honesty extends past colorful insults. his compliments begin as curt acknowledgment in the areas you excel at. go easy on him, he's trying his best for you, and that alone is nothing short of a miracle. it comes easier to him after he realizes that saying something nice about you... isn't so bad. you get this gleam in your eye, like you hold his opinion in high regard (which you should!) and that realization makes him feel weird. warm. content. he could make you cry but your smile isn't so bad, he supposes.

it's a long, convoluted experience that would test the patience of any saint. falling in love for the first time isn't easy. he can be 'nice' (he says the word like it's a personal insult) but that means you have to take responsibility. you've made a lovesick fool of him and he's not going anywhere anytime soon. or, ever, to be precise. so, as recompense for infecting him with your gross, human sentimentality, he won't be a lover who "croons nauseating platitudes" (direct quote).

however, the way he looks at you communicates everything his mouth never could.

#i love him so much i want to scoop himup and rattle him #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche brainrot #answered #Anonymous

[nukaberries]

Hey, could I have some reactions to the male companions *coughValentinecough* reactions to seeing a female Sole Survivor outside of their radiation suits for the first time?

This is actually a really cool idea!! and I'm loving the appreciation that Nick's getting right now (Bethesda make him romanceable NOW)

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Male Companions React to Seeing Sole Outside Her Radiation Suit

(Includes: Danse, Deacon, Hancock, MacCready, Nick and Preston)

Paladin Danse He can relate to always wearing a suit that hides most of his appearance. However, Sole has seen Danse out of his power armour a fair few times while they've been travelling together, he's never seen Sole in anything but her radiation suit. He won't say anything at first, wanting to keep their relationship strictly professional, but Sole may catch him staring for a little too long from time to time, before snapping out of it and pretending nothing had happened.

Deacon He'd definitely already made his guesses on what Sole looks like outside of the suit. His personal favourite theory - that Glory and Tom got sick of hearing about - was that Sole had six heads and fourteen arms coming out of her stomach. Still, he can't deny that he's somewhat taken aback when Sole eventually does take her radiation suit off. He'll make a comment on how he's relieved she has a normal amount of limbs, to which he'll refuse to elaborate on. If they're in Railroad HQ, Glory will definitely smack him across the head.

Hancock While he never would've openly admitted, despite a few passing comments about Sole's 'interesting get up', Hancock was so curious about what Sole actually looked like under her suit. He would've never outright asked though, not wanting to come off as weird. When Sole does take her suit off around him, depending on how close they are, Hancock might mention how he prefers them without the suit. He won't want to make Sole feel uncomfortable though, especially if they're not very close, so he'll leave it at that.

MacCready He has no idea why Sole insists on wearing her radiation suit everywhere. The Glowing Sea, sure. Boston Commons, maybe. But Diamond City? If MacCready ever brings up Sole's suit, it'll be more about how he doesn't understand why they wear it everywhere. When Sole finally takes off her suit in his presence, he's initially just relieved it doesn't look like he's travelling the Commonwealth with an alien, then he realises how beautiful Sole actually is. It makes travelling with her afterwards a little more awkward - for him - often finding himself quite flustered around her. He just hopes that Sole hasn't caught on yet, or that she ever will.

Nick Valentine With his own get up being rather unconventional - how often do you see a synth detective? - Nick actually appreciates that Sole only ever goes around in a radiation suit. It somehow balances out how unusual they both appear alone and makes him feel just a little less abnormal. Admittedly, he is quite curious as to what Sole actually looks like, but he'd never outright ask or make her feel like she had to show him. When Sole does take her suit off, he's pleasantly surprised, but he won't mention it, wanting to avoid making her uncomfortable, even if he does think Sole's a sight for sore eyes. Whether Sole decides to keep the suit off or she puts it back on right after, Nick won't mind either way, he's just happy to have the company.

Preston Garvey When Preston first met Sole outside the Museum of Freedom, he was almost dead certain she was an alien, seeing her take down all those raiders in her radiation suit. He's only ever mentioned Sole's choice in clothing a few times, mainly wondering how she got into that power armour when she took on the Deathclaw. He'd never actually ask Sole to take her suit off, worrying she might not feel comfortable enough to, so when she finally does, he's relieved that she trusts him enough to take it off around him. Sure, her beauty is a bonus, but he decides to keep that part to himself for now.

#i tried to write extra for nick #but i think i wrote too much for mac by default #fallout #fallout 4 #fallout companions #fallout headcanons #fallout imagines #fallout x reader #paladin danse #fallout deacon #fallout hancock #john hancock #maccready #rj maccready #nick valentine #preston garvey

[bonny-kookoo]

Lock Me Up | Short #4

In which things change, and decisions are made.

Tags/Warnings: Detective Agust D my friends, Criminal Kitty!Reader, hybrid Yoongi, mentions of murder, mentions of violence, mentions of blood, mentions of past abuse, strangers to enemies to I don't even know, sexual tension?, dead dove do not eat

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You're lazing around, legs on his bed while the rest of you is on the floor, hair and shirt he recognizes as one of his own blowing in the wind of the electric fan nearby.

It's hot- and he for the first time in his life, he can say that there's something.. nice about it.

Mainly the fact that you're very much quiet and easy to control, the heat making your energy level die down to minimum, and also because he won't deny the appeal your skin has on him. You're barely dressed in anything- no pants, just your underwear, and he's sure that underneath his plain white shirt, there's nothing. "Detective-!" You whine, arms falling up over your head on the floor, exposing your stomach to him. "I'm melting."

"Well, I've been told I can be quite charming." He tells you, leaning his face on his fist as he looks at you. He can see the way you process his words, lips twitching a bit as your eyes sharpening.

"…I don't believe that one bit." You mumble, before you roll over, legs now off the bed as you're on your stomach, tail swaying behind you. "Do we have Icecream or something?" You wonder, making your eyes all big and sparkling in case that would soften him up to give you a treat. But he shakes his head.

"Haven't been to the store." He simply shrugs, leaning back in his chair.

"Awww come on~!" You dramatically complain, rolling back onto your back, starfish style on his floor as you think of something else. "I'm bored." You huff, and he can't help but chuckle a little. "Also don't look at me like that." You complain, and he's a little taken aback.

"Look at you like what?" He wonders out loud, still not breaking eye contact.

"Like.. that." You say, visibly growing a bit more serious. "We.. you know, talked about this. So I know it's not what I think it is-" You ramble a little, rolling over onto your side. "-but when you look at me like that, it feels like you lied." You tell him.

"You're not making any sense right now." Yoongi tells you, and at that, you sit up, legs crossed.

"You're not making sense either!" You complain, ears pinned back. "You're all 'ooh I need to stay professional and if the circumstances were different we might have something going on' and then you do this shit!" You angrily spill, and by now, he seems to grasp what you're so upset.

"You were asking me if we would've had a chance to become something more if the circumstances were different." Yoongi calmly reminds you. "I told you that maybe, if things aligned in favor of us." He says, and you're crossing your arms now.

"Yeah!" You huff.

"You didn't ask me about the current situation." The detective tells you, and slowly, it clicks for you as well as the tension in your body loosens. "You never asked me how I feel about you right now." He boldly reveals, and your eyes are all round and caught off guard. Because he's right- you never really outright asked him about right now, what he thinks of you, what he potentially feels for you- does he feel something for you? He might, considering he's talking in a way that makes it seem like he does- "You're still not doing it." He chuckles, snapping your train of thoughts, and you look at him at that.

"Do you like me?" You blurt out, and he shrugs, before nodding. "As in- like.. platonically? Like, 'oh yeah I don't mind her eating the contents of my fridge at 3 am' or-"

"I do mind that, actually." He cuts you off, before he gets up to walk closer to you, squatting down in front of where you're sitting, close enough to have you make out the brown of his otherwise almost black appearing eyes. "But if your actual question is, if I am romantically interested in you-" He starts, tilting his head to the side a little as he adjusts the neckline of his shirt on you, "-then the answer is yes." He shrugs.

"WHAT?!" You bark out, forcing a laugh out of him at your bold reaction. "No way! I don't even know your first name! No no no- you're shitting me, right? That's cruel-!" You ramble, and he just sits down as well now, wiping a hand over his face.

"My Name's Min Yoongi." He offers, and you can't help but feel all weird and soft as velvet inside your head at the sight of his smile so bright and.. youthful, eyes wrinkling a bit on the very outer corners. "And I'm also not 'shitting you'. We literally sleep in the same bed- we cuddle, in fact." He reminds you, and you seem to think about it now.

"Cuddling isn't.. romantic though." You deny. "And, aren't I still.. like, this is gonna be some conversation that'll just go like, 'oh, I like you but we can't cause of my job'- that's what's gonna happen now, right?" You wonder. "Or maybe it's just your heat. Or MY heat-!"

"How do you feel about me?" He asks to cut you off- and you pause for a moment. You watch him, but there's no hint of what answer he might expect or want from you, so you simply deflate, break eye contact, bottom lip involuntarily pushing out as you become emotional. "hm?" He asks, a little concerned over that reaction. You uncross your legs and pull them closer to yourself, hugging them as if to put a wall between him, and you.

You're distressed, and he's unsure why.

"I like you." You mumble more or less to yourself, looking at the floor between you two. "I- you make me.. not think about anything. Like I don't have to worry, cause.. you'll make sure everything's alright." You explain, and he nods.

"And that's bad?" He asks, making you shrug your shoulders.

"Yeah." You nod after a moment. "Cause I'll make you feel miserable." You warn, and he's not sure what you're talking about. "I always do. I leech off of people as soon as I get the opportunity to- it's like I'm sick or something." You try and explain, but he's not accepting it.

"Who told you that?" He instead asks, and at that you look up at him, scanning his face.

"Everyone I've loved before." You simply answer. "I've done it to you at this point, too." You say.

He shakes his head. "Depending on someone and accepting their help and care isn't the same as leeching." He tries to tell you. "Whoever told you that before simply wanted to make themselves feel better by trying to convince you that they're the victims of your actions." The detective says. "When in reality, people make mistakes. Relationships fall apart. Friendships end. There's nothing bad about change- even if it pulls people apart."

"What if I ruin your job?" You ask. "What if they fire you cause you fucked the prime suspect you were meant to simply keep an eye on?"

"I'm not obligated to disclose my personal life with my employer." He chuckles. "Me 'fucking' the suspect isn't going to change the testimony given."

"What if I change your personality?" You jab again. "What if you become less focused on your job, sloppy, unreliable?" You attempt.

"You're not even believing your own words right now, let's be honest." he says, a soft look on his face. "You deserve love. Affection. Someone at your side, happiness. Whoever made you start to believe that you don't has been nothing but manipulating you, because they know that you would find someone else, someone better. And their ego can't take that." Yoongi says.

"You're making this all sound so easy." You scoff.

"That's because it is." He simply shrugs, leaning back on his hands. "I'm interested in you. You like me as well. Very simple." He explains to you.

You move after a moment of thinking, crawl onto his lap, both of your legs over his thighs. He doesn't move, simply watches you, waits for your next move. You're a lot less bold like this- but still you, he knows that. You're just a bit scared, and he understands that.

It's a new thing for him too, after all.

"I wanna.. be with Yoongi though." You say, looking up at him. "Not Detective stick-up-his-ass." You tell him, and at that he leans forwards, hands grabbing onto the flesh of your thighs as he leans in close.

"Too bad. They're one and the same-" He almost growls. "-a package deal, so to speak."

"Oh I can feel a package right under my a-AH!" You yelp out, laughing when he pinches your sides, making you bend your back as you lean away from him, offering your neck to him without thinking-

and the kiss he places there is oddly soft, yet wild, as his teeth nip at your skin.

Just uniquely Yoongi, you decide.

#bts imagine #bts fanfic #bts fic #hybrid imagine #yoongi fluff #bts yoongi imagine #min yoongi imagines #min yoongi imagine #yoongi imagines #yoongi imagine

[princeescaluswords]

Well, Then ... They Had a Reason

I read an interesting post about how fandom racism never really goes away. It has burrowed into heart of fandom like a canker in a rose. I can't disagree.

Almost thirteen years ago, near the end of the fourth episode of the first season of Teen Wolf, an antagonist in the first season, Derek Hale, led the lead protagonist, Scott McCall into a hospital room in order to show him his comatose uncle as a reason why Scott should not trust his girlfriend or his girlfriend's family. Here is the conversation.

Scott: So - What makes you so sure that they set the fire? Derek: 'Cause they're the only ones that knew about us. Scott: Well, then - They had a reason. Derek: Like what? You tell me what justifies this. They say they'll only kill an adult, and only with absolute proof, but there were people in my family that were perfectly ordinary in that fire. This is what they do. And it's what Allison will do.

Now, of course, anyone with a shred of empathy for the lead protagonist will realize that what he's trying to do there is look for a reason that his girlfriend's family won't murder him for just being a werewolf. However, even as recently as this month -- March of 2024 -- fandom has used that line as a reason to despise the lead protagonist. They reinterpret it as Scott giving approval for what the Argents did and use that to justify their dislike. The line is insensitive, but if a viewer was paying attention at all to the remainder of the first four episodes, they would understand that Scott's line doesn't come out of the blue.

In the first sixteen days (according to @adrianfridge 's excellent reconstruction of the first season's chronology) portrayed in the series, Scott has directly experienced these events.

A werewolf has killed Laura Hale, Derek's sister, in order to gain the power to make more werewolves. (Ironically, the perpetrator is Uncle Peter, pretending to be comatose in this very scene.)

Peter used the power to turn Scott into a werewolf against his will. While Scott's asthma is gone, he must experience drastically-increased aggression and outright body horror, including an attempt to kill his best friend.

Derek has stalked Scott rather than talking to him like a normal human being.

Derek pretended to be Scott's friend to Allison in order to get Allison's jacket and lure Scott out into the woods.

Peter used the alpha-beta bond to cause Scott to sleepwalk into the woods and then chased him.

Derek broke into Scott's house, attacked him, and threatened to kill him if Scott didn't do as he says.

Scott discovered that Derek had buried half the body of a murder victim (not yet revealed to Scott as Derek's sister) in the side yard of his burned-down family home.

Peter once again used the alpha-beta bond to cause Scott to sleepwalk in an attempt to force Scott to help him murder Scott's old bus driver.

Derek never denied being the person who lured Scott into the woods because Derek was using Scott as bait for Peter.

When Scott confronted Derek about the death of Garrison Myers, Derek threw him down the stairs and then proceeded to beat the shit out of him. Only afterwards did Derek tell Scott about the presence of the alpha who really murdered Laura Hale.

The same episode in which Scott uttered the above line which is the title of this post, Derek explained the rationale behind the alpha's actions. "Then think about this. The Alpha called you out against your will. He's gonna do it again. Next time you either kill with him or you get killed." The. Same. Episode.

That list above is the entirety of Scott McCall's experience with werewolves up to this point: brutality, violence, violation, and murder. In the span of sixteen days, Scott had been assaulted three times, mentally violated three times, and physically transformed into a creature he hadn't even know was real seventeen days before. All of this was done by werewolves to him without provocation.

Yes, "Then they had a reason" was insensitive, but it was clearly motivated by the actions of werewolves themselves not out of any wickedness that is part of Scott's nature. And yet, this fandom never seems to tire of using that phrase to justify Scott's further physical and mental violation by Derek and Peter. In fact, according to many posters, this sentence alone is enough to make them dislike Scott. And yet ...

In the same episode, Stiles Stilinksi, fandom's beloved white-boy bicycle, tells Derek Hale, poisoned and close to death, that he "could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead." But that's not enough for them to dislike Stiles. Oh, no!

In the same episode, Scott McCall risks both his relationship with Allison Argent and his own life stealing the bullet Derek needs to survive, but the fandom could care less. It earns Scott no credit with them. It's expected.

Derek can stalk, manipulate, beat, and lie to Scott, and the fandom will fall all over themselves to explain it away as trauma caused by Laura's death and the Hale Fire. Derek sold Scott out to his uncle, and they love him.

Peter can violate, mutilate, threaten Scott's mother, threaten his girlfriend, and try to force him to murder his friends, and the fandom explains it away by saying he was out of his mind.

Stiles can accuse Derek of killing his sister out of jealousy, have to be threatened into helping Derek survive, can firebomb Peter, and can plot to leave Derek in the hands of the Argent, but he's loved to the point of distraction.

Yet, Scott McCall is a terrible person because in the face of unrelenting violence visited upon him directly by werewolves, he thinks that maybe the werewolf hunters had a reason to hunt werewolves.

The worst part of this is that the show went on for 96 episodes after Magic Bullet (1x04) and managed to develop Scott and Derek's relationship into a real brotherly bond. It managed to charter the development of Scott from a teenage boy who didn't even think monsters were real to a leader who was willing to give up his future to save werewolves and other supernatural creatures. But you see, they have their reasons for disliking Scott, such as him saying a cruel and insensitive thing to Derek "Maybe You Will Survive" Hale in front of Peter "I Got Better" Hale, and they like Stiles "Won't you think of letting him die, for me?" Stilinski at the same exact time. They must have had a reason.

BUT IT'S NOT RACISM.

#scott mccall #stiles stilinski #peter hale #derek hale #magic bullet #tw 1x04 #fandom racism #teen wolf fandom racism #fandom problems #scott mccall defense squad

[dnpbeats]

Earlier today, you said if they weren't together, they would have said so by now. But they have actually said it multiple times. I know they were in the closet for most of those times, which makes sense, but even now, they still emphasize that point, especially Phil. So, if we were to ''analyse'' their words in the literal sense, they're not together, which I think undermines your argument.

technically speaking I said I think they should say they aren't together and then I followed it up by saying it's not fair of me to say that lol. but I still wanna respond to your ask bc imo I don't think they have emphasized them not being together in recent years

let me preface this by saying that I was gone for a hot minute so I might not be up-to-date on like everything either of them has said about their relationship status since coming out, but im not aware of them emphasizing that they aren't together since coming out. I personally am not going to consider anything either of them said pre-coming out as anything of worth (that sounds mean I don't mean it like that 😭) just because, as you said, it makes sense why they would deny their supposed relationship when they weren't out

since coming out, ive only heard either of them say they won't talk about their person lives and then of course all of dan's avoidant interview answers when it comes to the topic. in BIG after dan said he and phil were in a relationship when they first met he says:

"And I bet so many people wanna know so much more about that which, honestly, I take as a compliment. But here’s the thing. I’m somebody that wants to keep the details of my personal life private. So is Phil." so like, to me, in this instance he could've easily made the point that they aren't together anymore, but he didn't. taking what dan says at face value he is not telling us anything about their relationship status, he's not confirming or denying. then in "answering questions I would normally avoid" Phil responds to the question about his current dating life with:

"I don't wanna open the door to my private life to millions of people. Because I think that door is quite a hard one to close. And everyone would have an opinion. And everyone would somehow feel involved in my personal life. And I like to keep that kinda thing offline." which again he could've just said "im not dating anyone." I guess that doesn't apply if he was dating another person that wasn't dan lmao, but even so like. Phil isn't dumb. he knows that the person asking that wants to know if he is dating dan, so he could've just not answered the question or been like "I don't wanna talk about that but I know what you're thinking dan and I aren't together" or smth yk? lol

and then with all of dan's interview answers, he dodged labeling his and phil's relationship every time he was asked about Phil. he could've just been like "yes my friend Phil who im perfectly normal about" but instead he's out here talking about "who the fuck knows what we are" and being tortoises yk 💀😭 like no he is not confirming they are together but again he isn't outright denying it either. (also to clarify ik they do call each other friends but I don't count that as an outright denial bc like, it isn't a lie that they are best friends.) so even when you analyze what they say or take their comments at face value I don't think there's anything (that I've seen) since 2019 that is them emphasizing that they aren't together

#if im missing stuff tho pls let me know!! like I said at the beginning was gone so there could very well be stuff im not aware of #d&p #ask #anon

[ae-to-the-snow]

i want ebenholz to finger me silly . HE'S A MUSICIAN HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS FINGERS hshdis !1!1!2! im normal about him —im not—

I'M CRYING I LOVE YOUR HONESTY?!?!!?!! I SAW THIS REQ ON A ZOOM CALL WITH MY TEACHER GOD... And then I played AK and Ebenholz said "Faster tenfold?" And I have not been normal since... Anyways here it is. I ended up getting way too into it and it's more than fingering now... Uh 🧍

"Let me hear it." Ebenholz x GN reader NSFW

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!! MINORS DNI

CW. No genitals mentioned for reader, completely GN. Dom Ebenholz.

Tw. Edging, fingering, slight use of spit as lube, cunnilingus, brief grinding, cum eating, (not so subtle) hands kink

You were shaking, legs spread open and you couldn't close them even if you wanted to. Not with him keeping them apart.

Ebenholz was taking his sweet time, licking up the precum on his fingers he got from scissoring his fingers in you for the past few minutes. You don't know. It's not like you care enough about the time.

He's still clothed, only his coat taken off while here you are trembling underneath him completely bare, the result of what felt like an hour of him riling you up only to deny your release, and that was just from his fingers.

He doesn't pay another glance to your whimpers and complaints, and as he finished licking off his fingers he hummed and looked at you with his usual uncaring expression.

"How many times must I tell you..." He said, lowering himself to whisper in your ear. You feel his hands sliding up your thighs again, shivering from past hickeys and bite marks he'd already left there.

"Don't be so loud. Or are you that desperate to be seen legs spread over the music room desk should any unfortunate operator be up tonight... Wondering who was whimpering and moaning in here, and walking in to see you so debauched?" His voice is low and sultry, he knows and notices the way it sends a chill up your spine.

The door is locked and of course the music room is soundproofed. So he was outright lying to rile you up. He's not a fan of getting caught either, but he sure is a fan of riling you up like this. The way you're so messed up from his mere fingers, fucked out enough to forget even the simplest facts.

It's not like he hasn't had you bent over in the music room alone at night before.

You whimper and bite your lip, trying to prevent any further moans from slipping up, earning a stare with furrowed eyebrows from Ebenholz.

"What are you doing?" He pressed his thumb over your lips. "I never told you to be quiet."

"But—"

"Let me hear it." He demanded.

You look at him dumbfounded by the request. Keep quiet enough not to be heard, but... Enough for him?

"How—"

"Then just control them my dear." He scoffed, his thumb moving away from your lips and you noticeably look disappointed as he did so.

And before you could ponder the disappointment and confusion he gave you, he quickly licks his fingers again and shoved it inside you. Two to start, but after a moment of stretching he inserted another.

"What did I say, dear? Let me hear you cry." He whispered. You try your best to satisfy him, but goodness was controlling your volume a lot more harder than just staying quiet...

Three fingers. Three of his long skilled fingers inside you.

It's not like you haven't taken more. But dear God is he so good with them... They each move in different ways, really telling you of his finger control as a musician. Motor control that he enjoys exploiting on you and your hole.

He takes them out for a moment, before shoving them right in again, up to his knuckles.

You shriek at the sudden action, a small satisfied hum escapes him. "Too loud. But it's acceptable." He sighed, picking up the pace.

Every time he stretches you he swears he's not doing much but you insist he's reaching new places you never thought he could before. Whatever you say, as long as you're crying pretty like that, he won't care.

You start getting the gist of controlling your voice, as your moans become audible to him but only enough for him. No chances of anyone else hearing but him. Not that it mattered you believed his bluff.

"More." He said, curling his fingers in a way that stretches you so wide open and yet the pain felt so good. He hits your sensitive spot over and over again, enjoying your moans like it's a music piece.

You get just a little bit louder when he did that, the tears falling down again, but he knows you feel so good so he continues what he's doing.

You feel it coming, your release is near. Maybe after so many rounds of being denied, he'll let you cum, just this once.

He notices and picks up the pace, going faster again. A little bit more and...

Your mouth hung open anticipating to scream in pleasure as you orgasm, but what came out was a sob stuck in your throat, head snapping to see he had denied you again.

But before you could protest, he shuts you up by kissing you with tongue. The kiss was so messy it was actually unlike his usual ones.

Your hands pinned above your head while he continues to make out with you, and you're too tired to notice the way his clothed bulge grinded against your sex as he kissed you. A whine escaped his lips into the kiss, unable to control himself as he bucked his hips to get some friction.

Of course. You weren't the only one he's been denying all this time...

He parted the kiss with a long sigh, and you feel his dick throb through his trousers as you grind back into him, causing him to moan unexpectedly and glare at you.

Quickly he carressed your thigh before slapping it lightly, but enough to make you stop.

"Don't try anything funny, dear. We aren't even halfway done." He warned, and his fingers slid all the way down again.

But giving you the same thing over and again would be boring, he thought as he got on his knees to put your legs over his shoulder.

You can't see his head but you know what's coming. And you feel just that, a tongue around your sex and a finger by your hole. A shriek came out of your mouth, but at this point you two have long forgotten the volume rule. If that wasn't enough to feel his warm tongue on you, he added two of his fingers inside you too, both working separately to ruin you.

You feel your release coming faster this time from the times he's edged you, and you're about to snap, but fortunately his fingers and tongue doesn't stop working.

And thanks the gods he didn't deny you this time. You came inside his mouth and some drips down his chin, fingers stopping while you're moaning louder than ever, forgetting completely about staying quiet and only audible for him. Not like he cares. No one can actually hear you anyways.

Besides, he loves how loud you get only because of him.

You're shaking more than ever, legs completely resting on Ebenholz's shoulders. And he lets them fall slowly, getting up to let you watch him gather the cum around his chin with his fingers as he swallows them all for you to see.

He kisses your cheek and cups your face for a moment, going in for another kiss. The slightly bitter taste of your release may be on his tongue, but you notice how everything was swallowed clean.

You two part from the kiss to catch your breath, even Ebenholz panting as if he was the one being edged all this time and just got his release.

Except he didn't.

You hear the sound of a belt unbuckling and his pants hitting the floor, the head of his cock poking your thigh and his fingers hold your sex again.

...this was gonna be a long night.

How was it I'm pretty proud of myself HAHAHAH goodness dom eben hits diff... I'm definitely buying that skin for him soon.

Hope you enjoyed!! Reqs are still open and if there's anything I forgot to add you can tell me. Hehrhrhrhfhfh thanks for reading horny goat fuckers.

#arknights x doctor #arknights #arknights x reader #arknights smut #arknights x you #ebenholz #ebenholz arknights #ak ebenholz #ebenholz ak smut #dom arknights #arknights x gn reader #arknights x fem reader #arknights x male reader #ebenholz x reader #ebenholz x gn reader #ebenholz x male reader #ebenholz x fem reader #ebenholz x reader smut #ae writes

[cvlutos]

Riddle with a tongue piercing and he's been hiding from his mom. Sebek with a split tongue is cool but would it be naturally occurring or happened by accident? Because I don't see him getting it done on purpose?(unless he had a very short rebellious phase)

Prev Riddle w/ Tongue Piercing

Prev Sebek w/ Tongue Piercing - I mention how he got it.

Riddle having a tongue piercing, he's absolutely hiding from him mother for the longest time and I feel he'd do a rather good job, speaking with his tongue outta view, probably switching the piercing to look like his tongue or clear to draw less attention to it.

Honestly, she wouldn't know until on of her friends from her Tuesday Afternoon Tea Session, and her friend gossip about it. Riddle's mother is infuriated, if you're in the picture, she's automatically blaming you. Saying you brainwashed her son with your unruly behavior. She's also demanding Riddle takes it out before he gets an infection.

Depending if Riddle is brave enough to disobey his mother, he'll either listen and take the piercing out when he's around her and when he's not, he'll wear it. Or he'll simply discard the piercing altogether.

Or he will outright say he won't and I do feel Riddle's mother would be speechless, but she wouldn't disown him, cause that'll be embarrassing for her that she can't control her own son. If Riddle denies, she might try a few more times to persuade him to get rid of it, before slightly glaring at the peircing whenever she sees it. And if any of the ladies ask, Riddle's Mother will make it seem like her own idea, as a way of letting him express himself.

#t.manor.gossip #t.manor.drabbles #riddle rosehearts x reader #twst riddle #riddle x reader #riddle rosehearts #twst riddle x reader #riddle rosehearts fluff #riddle rosehearts x gn reader

[loupy-mongoose]

So like, how is Lav doing through all this generally? Because surely she's got to be going through her own realisations of things

Midas and Momo can say dad as they please, and no one corrects them tells them I'm not your dad biologically. They won't grow up realising they only got to call Randall dad because he was too depressed to stop them, but instead get to grow up calling him dad dad dad because he is their dad they are HIS kids at the end of the day. Lav knows her place so much so she even tells Nico a near stranger Randy is her dad but not biologically, how much was that drilled into her as a kid that it's reflex to clear it up? "he's my dad but not actually by genetics!" but Momo and Midas are and always will be

How is she handling the fact that they have a mother? While not intentional on Akoyas part we know she feels bad for it but surely Lav must have some issues for it, is there ever jealousy seeing Akoya holding Midas in her arms? That midas gets a mother to hold him that Momo has a mother to clean her while she didn't get to have that till years down the line and yes Akoya loves her and all and is her mom does Lav ever watch as Akoya teaches them an experience she never got

Is Lav okay? Considering this whole sibling thing is yea sure a positive overall but surely it must be reminding Lav of how much of an other she is even in her own family? Surely this is gonna be drilling home insecurities everyone's so happy families now, everyone who is family though is Mew.

I... hadn't thought of that all together like that before.

Looking back now, she definitely appreciates all that Randy's done for her, and is very happy that they've all come together as a family. But yeah, it seems very possible that she has some jealousy and/or insecurity, either that she keeps to herself or outright denies.

#ask #babbies #Thanks for the potential angst fuel Anon. :3

[illubean]

Could you write relationship headcanons with Bruno Bucciarati? Fem reader pls

Relationship Headcanons

Characters: Bruno Bucciarati Type: Fluff, Headcanons, Fem!reader

Bruno my beloved

Warnings: none

ok so for whatever reason you were recruited into Passione

and since you were the only girl Bruno was more overprotective of you even though he knows you're perfectly capable of taking care of yourself

he has some sort of special connection to you, he can't help but be protective

Bruno is no fool, it didn't take long for him to find out that he harbored romantic feelings for you

he doesn't do much to hide it either

like c'mon, the entire gang notices how he's softer towards you than anyone else, including the more clueless ones of the bunch ahem Mista and Narancia

even before you two officially get together he calls you things like tesora or fiore mio

and if you somehow are dense enough to not pay mind to any of this? oh boy

the gang has had enough.

even though Bruno is outright with his affections, he's still shy to say it out loud

so it takes a "can you two just fuck already" from Abbacchio for your relationship to take a step foreword

he was already a gentleman before you guys got together, but after you do it really shines through

100% abides by the sidewalk rule

he likes to walk hand in hand with you or wrap an arm around your shoulders

he has nothing against pda but he probably won't be super duper affectionate in public either

if you give him kisses in public though he won't deny you

when you guys go out he likes to take you to restaurants

they don't have to be fancy, he just likes taking you to places he knows has good food

speaking of food he likes stay in dates where you guys cook together, even if you're not good at it <3

when he has to go away without you he never fails to come back with a gift

he finds a way to make you feel appreciated by him no matter what

he is the king of comforting, if you're having a bad day he's a great shoulder to cry on

his favorite place to kiss you is on the top of your head or the back of your hand

in conclusion 10/10, perfect boyfriend, literally the blueprint

#bruno bucciarati #bruno buccellati #jjba mista #jjba #jjba part 5 #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #golden wind #jojo #jjba x you #jjba x reader #jjba x y/n #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojos bizzare adventure #bruno x reader #jojo bucciarati #jjba bucciarati

[ramblingandwritings]

Vergil fluff alphabet

This is one of the longest alphabets I've written in a minute so it'll be under a read more

A = Activities (What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?)

Walking around town, library dates and staying home reading is just fine for him. He's not the greatest cook by a long shot but cooking together is pleasant, he mostly handles the prep work

B = Beauty (What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?)

Actually managing to put up with him and all of his baggage. He knows it's more than difficult

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

He typically doesn't, not to say that he doesn't love the closeness of it, he's just not used to it. He'll pull you into his chest occasionally, but usually the only time you'll cuddle is if you wake up like that or you start it

D = Dreams (How do they picture their future with their s/o?)

He doesn't see his life as ever being truly peaceful, but having a place to stop and catch his breath would be nice. He just wants a simple house out of the city with you, away from Dante and the madness

E= Equal (Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?)

He's the dominant one in the relationship. You'll have to speak up and assert yourself otherwise he might accidentally steamroll you. He eventually gets better about that but it takes a while

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Nero is enough for him, he's more than good on that front

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

Vergil rarely hands you gifts, you'll just find them laying somewhere he knows you'll see it. He'll ask about it later, subtly prodding to see if you like his gift

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

Vergil won't. He needs those to fight at a moments notice, thank you

I = Inspiration (Did their s/o change them or the other way around?)

It's gonna be about 50/50 but being around him means being in danger almost constantly. You have a target on your back and things trying to kill you is gonna be pretty normal. You're likely to be jaded to attempts on your life by year three

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?)

Horribly jealous. He's afraid of losing you and he will outright tell anyone he thinks is flirting with you to kick rocks. If they're dumb enough to push their luck then having Yamato pointed in their face usually does the trick. If you ask about it, then he'll always deny being jealous

K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser?)

He is, he usually keeps a hand either on your waist or chin to hold you in place. If he ever gets panicked then his kisses can be damn near nose breaking

L = Love Confession (How would they confess to their s/o?)

He doesn't explicitly say the words I love you, he can't bring himself to say it. Being rejected would crush him even though he wouldn't show it

Instead he casually recites poetry in hopes that you'll understand what he's trying to convey

M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?)

Vergil is in no rush, he's dedicated with or without a ring. He'll propose on his own time, when he's ready for it. He gets Kyrie on board to help him ring hunt since she'll probably know where to search

He's the type to just get down on one knee in private and ask, any other way might not show how serious he is. As far as everyone else knows, one day you just suddenly have a ring on since there's no formal announcement

N = Nicknames (What do they call their s/o?)

Publicly, he just uses your name. Privately, you're doll or darling

He slipped up in front of Dante once and he will never hear the end of it

O = On Cloud Nine (What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?)

To Dante, it's so obvious that he might as well have hearts in his eyes and Dante will comment on it. To everyone else, it just seems like Vergil is slightly nicer to you

He will hunt down things you've been looking for or help when he can. You also have the privilege of being able to wear his jackets occasionally

P = PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Are they rather shy when others are watching?)

No. He's not big on public affection at all, the only exception is if he was just previously in fear for your life

Q = Quirk (Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.)

Being able to cut holes into space/time opens up a lot of new possibilities. Wanna go to France but don't have a passport or money? Doesn't matter, you two can do it. He won't abuse the ability though, it's for special occasions

R = Romance (How romantic are they? Cliché or rather creative?)

Everything he's learned, he's learned from books. Things can be a bit typical when he actually tries to be romantic but that's not a bad thing

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

He keeps some stuff to himself, he doesn't want to talk about them. It's not an insult to you, it's just how he is

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

A solid year, he didn't want to rush into things and accidentally make a mistake

U = Understanding (How good do they know their partner?)

Like a book. It doesn't take him long to figure people out, so he has a pretty good read on you

V = Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

He won't give up his search for power for you or stop fighting, but he's more than ready to spill blood for you. His or someone else's

W = Wild Card (A random Fluff Headcanon.)

He actually remembers every important date and makes sure you're on time for everything. There is no such thing as being late around him

X = XOXO (Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?)

Hahahahhahah, no.

In actuality, he craves love and affection but he's not used to getting it. He's spent a good portion of his life alone, believing that attachments are weak. Love is new to him and love without brutality is newer

He'll be slightly more affectionate in private but he's never particularly touchy about it

Z = Zeal  (Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?)

Oh god, the entire crew fears what will happen if you die because there will be hell on earth. He's ready to rip the world apart to bring you back

#Vergil x reader #Vergil #Devil May Cry x reader #Devil May Cry #DMC x reader

[welcome-home-art-dump]

Welcome Home x Kaiju Reader Scenarios:

If you're feeling sad

POV: you're feeling down on yourself when you enter the neighborhood.

Home

🏠 He'll give you a sympathetic look, and try to attract Wally or any other neighbors to your location.

🏠 if no one's around or busy, He'll try to offer his best means of comfort, which is his usual onomatopoeia.

"Creeeak... squeak.. creeeek..."

🏠 you understood some of it, but not all of it.

🏠 If you're sitting close enough to his side, he'll try to "pat" your back with his window shutter.

🏠 wishes you were small enough so he could invite you in to wait for Wally.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wally

🎨 he can't stand to see you upset. He'll notice your dimmed demeanor and ask you what's wrong.

🍎 He'd be very upset you didn't see your beauty the way he did.

"Oh neighbor. Don't you know that you're the absolute most to me?"

🎨 he'd try to make you feel better by painting your spikes or nails, or just a painting for you in general.

🍎 When none of which work/are denied, he'll reside to sitting beside you, if you're laying on your belly, he'll hug your cheek and reminds you that he "Loves you very much."

👁 will try to track down whomever made you feel this way to "talk" with them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Barnaby

🦴 He'll somewhat sense you're feeling off, but if you're visibly saddened he'll ask you outright if you're okay.

🐶 He'll visibly wilt at how you upset you were as he couldn't bare the fact you felt so bad. He'll even take off his hat.

"Aw... s'ok kid... you know you could talk to your ol' blue buddy Barnaby if ya need to."

🦴 He'll try to lighten your mood with a few jokes from his stand-up acts or try to perform a few tricks for you if he had any props on hand.

🐶 if none of those really work, He'll lay his head on your lap. If your laying on your belly, he'll lay his head on your hand.

🦴 He'll either sit there with you and offer words of comfort or just remain silent until you're feeling better. Sometimes he'll even lick your cheek.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Julie

🪀 She'll notice it right away; she can detect the somber aura in your presence and lack of enthusiasm and ask you what's up.

🧸 Her cheery demeanor would lower almost instantly. Your feelings were very important to her.

"Aw... Don't worry, I'm here to help!"

🪀 seeing that you weren't up for physical games, she'd try games like "I spy" or find shapes in the clouds.

🧸 if you're laying on your belly, she'll sit beside your cheek, and idly trace shapes along your finger while having light-hearted chats with you

🪀 may doze off laying against your cheek, in which you'd also do.

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Poppy

🍪 Poppy can see it almost immediately, and would gently ask if you were feeling well.

🪶 Her heart would break for whatever bad feelings would plague you. Even if you were tall, she considered you to be her "child."

"Oh dear... is there anything I could do to make you feel better?"

🍪 she'll offer you something to eat, whether it be a baked pastry or anything you wanted in general.

🪶 if that is denied, she'll simply sit with you, either in silence or engages in lighthearted conversation, while knitting something.

🍪 sometimes, if she's feeling brave enough she'll perk herself onto her shoulder and preen your hair gently.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Frank

🦋 he'll notice you aren't your usual bright self, and even if he's apprehensive with you, he'll still approach you and ask if you're okay.

📚 He'll actually be incredibly sympathetic, as he really didn't know what someone through your mind.

"O-oh. I'm sorry to hear that."

🦋 he won't really know what to do, and he'll upright ask if you wanted to talk about it.

📚 when you do open up, he's a very good listener, not missing a single word you say, and is very careful with his responses.

🦋 after a while, it will become a lighthearted conversation about a random subject.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sally

☀️ she knows an act when she sees one. She can see right through the "cheery facade" and will ask you upfront what ails you.

🎭 she'll have to keep from bursting into hysterics, as you were a paragon to her and for you to have such negative thoughts broke her spirit.

"Oh no... that simply won't do! Is there anything I can do to aid you?"

☀️ she'll try to keep her exaggerating to a minimum and try to offer you words of comfort.

🎭 If you're laying on your belly, she'll sit against your cheek, periodically doting over you and praising your existence.

☀️ her figurative and literal warmth might cause you to dose off with a smile on your face, to which she'll let herself dose off as well.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Howdy

🐛 He'll see it in your posture, which was slightly slumped. When he got time to himself, he approached you and asked you if you were okay.

🛍 He felt terrible at how you felt. His inner older brother couldn't bare to hear such negative thoughts come from you.

"Ohh... Well... wait out here. I'm going on my break soon. Maybe we can talk about it."

🐛 true to his word, he did indeed spend his break with you talking with you, and offering words of comfort.

🛍 he sat on your shoulder, listening to you as you vented, while using all four of his hands to rub your hand best he can. [Optional if you have the appropriate hair type: he'll sometimes braid your hair.]

🐛 he'll offer you some of his stocks, and try to remain outside as much as possible to keep you company.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie

✉️ he'll see it in how you greet him; he knows a sad voice when he hears it. He'll ask you if you're feeling alright.

💌 he'll frown in sympathy, knowing how difficult it must be for one of your stature to deal with such negative feelings.

"Oh my. Don't worry. I'll always be here if you need me."

✉️ Once he's done with his usual routes, he'll notify everyone of your feelings via, you guessed it; mail!

💌 everyone almost immediately makes you letters, crafts and other various gifts, and he incorporated some of his own work into this.

✉️ once he delivers it to you, he'll sit with you and remind you on how much you mean to them, and that everyone's willing to help you.

Hope this brightened up your day, lovelies~ ❤️

This idea is from a commenter from my Wattpad book.

If there’s any ideas you’d like to share, asks are open.~

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[maoam]

What do you say to ppl who think sasuke doesn't love naruto and it's one sided from naruto's side? My brother thinks this, actually he thinks they're platonic but he said if he was to believe it's romantic he can only see it from naruto's side. When I brought up multiple moments from canon he either denied them and says it doesn't mean sasuke loves him back, or agrees but still says that anyway 😭? I think deep down he knows they're both in love but since he can't deny anything from naruto's side he chooses sasuke's, since he's actively trying to cut off their bond in shippuden. He also said most ppl don't see it that way and it's only a minority who do, most ppl see them as platonic best friends, when I said it's the most popular ship in naruto he didn't believe me. He said sasuke saying he only has one brother doesn't mean naruto's not a brother to him too. So that means I can also say that naruto technically didn't say sasuke's a brother either, he said he's "more of a brother to him than itachi is"...? Meaning he cares about him more than itachi does. But if I say that I know he'll think I'm being delusional. It's just insane how far they'd go to deny. He even said most ppl aren't homophobic so the reason they don't like it isn't homophobia. Like he's so out of touch with reality. But then he turns around and is fine with straight relationships that got together over one dumbass interaction. The double standards piss me off so much. When I said what kind of friend asks his friend what friend means to him and he went "what 😂😂😂" as if it's some normal things besties ask each other. Like at this point I don't think anything will convince him unless naruto and sasuke make out with tongue onscreen on purpose. And even then I'm sure he'll deny.

I say to those people; think with your brain, what sense does it make for Kishimoto to write a story that focuses so much on Naruto's love for Sasuke, only for it to be one-sided?

"He even said most ppl aren't homophobic"

Ahahahaha.

"But then he turns around and is fine with straight relationships that got together over one dumbass interaction"

Yes, because he's heteronormative and sorry to say, homophobic.

Sasuke was never satisfied with brother or friend when he asked Naruto why he cares so much about him. He outright said only Itachi is his brother. How thick are people like your brother? His love for Naruto was his weakness that he thought prevented him from achieving his goals. There's even clear similarities with how Sasuke and Hinata react to Naruto. I don't think you should bother arguing with him, he probably won't budge.

In the meantime you can send this to him:

#anon

[glimmeringtwilight]

Happy Kazuha rerun everyone! While we wait for maintenance, some Kazuha headcanons because he's so fucking PRETTY kisses him kisses him kisses him k-

CW: Kidnapping, drugging, mentions of self harm (not on Reader's end), blood play mentions (brief), murder, yandere themes,

Kazuha feels like the kind of yandere that doesn't really sweat escape attempts. Sure, if you're successful, he'll worry. But most times you're not. What are you gonna do? Run? He can outrun you, but usually he'll match your pace and try to talk you into coming back.

And if you try to rope anyone into helping you out (it's hard to convince people sometimes, if they've met him. Your boyfriend is so sweet, what are you on about???) he'll quickly take you back out into the wilderness with him. Expect to be sleeping under the stars for the next few weeks.

Besides, if someone DOES try to help you, they wouldn't last long. I bet he'd hardly bat an eye at killing someone who tried to rescue you. He tries to avoid it, sure, but that's just how things go, sometimes. It's not even necessarily out of malice or anger, either. Just... unfortunate necessity.

I can see him guilt tripping you for it too, albeit not as blatantly as some other yanderes might. Kazuha would just sigh, looking at the blood on his blade, then at you. He'll act palpably disappointed in you, sighing more often and avoiding eye contact as he cleans up the mess you made (though it's mostly an act, and one he'll drop the second he sees tears).

He also totally keeps some long scarves and the like to use as convenient ropes when you're being extra difficult. He's stronger than he looks, and I feel like he'd just restrain you until you tire yourself out and give up.

Or, if you're being particularly stubborn, maybe he'll use some... natural remedies. Something to calm your nerves. Drink this... I know it's bitter, but just drink it, for me? I'll untie you once you've drank all of it.

He writes poems about you. A lot. Most of them are pretty sweet, and he'll deliberately "forget" them, leaving them out in the open for you to discover. Can you really blame him? He thinks the world of you.

Of course, not all of his poems are sweet. Some of them go into great detail about some of the more... gruesome fantasies of his. His poems go from wanting you to wear his clothes, wanting to hold your hand, to wanting to slice his wrist open and press the wound against your lips, force his blood down your throat so he can be a part of you. He'd cut out his heart and feed it to you, if he could.

Rarely does he fantasize about hurting you, but it's often in the same thread, when he does. Small cuts, just enough to draw blood, and he'll kiss it better. Though, he won't deny that a few scars (from his blade, not from anyone else's) would look beautiful on you... He just can't bring himself to hurt you that bad.

As for how delusional he is... It's about as much as you let him be. Give him an inch, and he'll take a mile. Even if it's a backhanded compliment, he'll take the smallest crumbs of praise you give him in stride.

If you're someone who tries to spare others' feelings, he'll delude himself fully into thinking you love him as much as he loves you; you're just too skittish, too shy to admit it. You run away when you want attention, when you feel he's been neglecting you.

If you're NOT willing to spare his feelings, and you tell him outright how much you dislike him, how he's sick, etc, he'll be a lot less delusional about your reciprocation. He's also more likely to drug you, because your words are so hurtful, sometimes, and is it truly such a crime to want your company? (It is. Kidnapping is a crime).

I feel like eventually, though, if you're TOO harsh towards him, he'll stop listening to what you have to say, filling in the gaps with what he wishes you'd say instead. There'll be no getting through to him at that point, so forget trying to appeal to him for any special privileges or anything of the like.

There'll be an occasional moment of clarity, every now and then. He'll feel awful for everything he's done to you, for stealing you away. But it never lasts long enough for you to capitalize on, and he's firm in his resolve to keep you by his side. He can't lose anyone else, after all. Especially not you.

So with him, it's best to find a balance between harshness and indifference, if you want to keep him semi-lucid. He's more likely to give into your whims if you play nice, though...

#kaedehara kazuha #kazuha #kazuha/reader #kazuha x reader #yandere genshin #yandere genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact #yandere kazuha #my writing #dead dove do not eat

[appelia]

♡*♡∞:｡.｡ Main 4 + Butters Relationship HCs

IMPORTANT: all my characters in my fics are aged up to 19-24. Side note: excuse my poor English.

warnings: none applicable

reader gender: gender neutral

a/n: this is my first tumblr fic, i hope it's enjoyable! :)

Stan Marsh

I see Stan as a bit of a hopeless romantic

But when he does get into a relationship, he either totally lovebombs, or gradually becomes obsessed with you over the years.

He definitely needs reassuring for EVERYTHING (/neu)

"Is it okay that I'm holding your hand? Are my hands too sweaty? I can let go if you want."

But over time he becomes comfortable with you, and knows that if you're ever uncomfortable, you'll tell him right away.

He loves cuddles, so long as it's not in front of his friends, as he doesn't want them teasing you.

Actually a gentleman, will stop to tie your shoes for you.

His ideal date night: Sitting in his or your bedroom and blasting music while drunk.

He'll get up and make you dance with him, the two of you stumbling around in your dunken haze.

You'll both laugh so hard you wind up in tears and on the floor.

Overall, both of you have flaws. For what it's worth, he's a great boyfriend, so long as you help each other try and patch those flaws.

Kyle Brovlofski

He's a lover, this one

Despite the fact that he's rather inexperienced with relationships, he treats you like the royalty you are.

He has many insecurities, but will work overtime to make sure that you yourself love yourself fully.

Speaking of insecurity, he's very jealous.

If you're chatting with someone, and he notices them getting a little too comfortable, he won't hesitate to walk over and hug you from behind, putting his chin on your shoulder, maybe even kissing your cheek if the person is still flirty.

He may not need constant reassurance, but when you two start dating, he'll accidentally avoid you out of fear he'll mess something up.

While Stan may be a gentleman, Kyle is the epitome of the word Chivalry.

He'll force you to stay in the car until he's walked around and opened the car door for you.

His ideal date night: The movie theater! Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned movie date.

He'll accidentally blow a bag on the expensive ass movie theater snacks, but it's worth it for you.

He WILL spoil you.

Eric Cartman

He acts all tough and stuff around his friends, but behind closed doors, he's your babygirl.

Demands kisses and cuddles at all given moments.

In front of his friends, he'll firmly wrap an arm around your waste.

"Yeah, this is my bitch." (More like he's YOUR bitch, but you don't say anything and just go along with it.)

He'll complain, but he secretly loves spoiling you. Maybe because you spoil him too.

He doesn't show his jealousy outright, but if he sees you talking to ANYONE around your ages, he is internally FUMING.

His ideal date night: People watching at a park, making fun of passerbys.

He'll literally make fun of the way he sees someone breathe.

He may be an awful person sometimes, but you even him out slightly, Kyle will say he's gotten soft because of you.

He has, but he'll deny it to the ends of the Earth.

He makes you playlists and gets mad when you don't listen to them as soon as he makes them.

Kenny McCormick

Kenny is an ex-fuckboy. When he realized his crush on you, he quickly dropped all his flings.

He is absolutely smitten with you.

He honestly gets angry that he doesn't get spoil you. He'd give you the world and more if it didn't have a price tag.

That being said: He's a total perv, he hasn't lost his roots completely.

Will make dirty jokes at any given moment just to fluster you, doesn't matter who you're with.

He's 100% okay with PDA. In fact, he initiated it first.

Will straight up make out with you in public any where.

Doesn't talk much when you two are around others, but at night, lying in your bed, you two will have the deepest conversations.

Cried of happiness in your arms the first time he stayed over at your house for the night, because you made him bring over his family's laundry and you did it for free. (You constantly help his family with things they might not have access to, mostly discreetly b/c you don't want them feeling like a charity case.)

His ideal date night: Laying in the grass at midnight and watching the stars, occasionally making out.

He loves everything about you, and will always make that known.

Butters Stotch

He's such a sweetheart.

He loves kisses, but gets really shy everytime you kiss him.

It's rare he ever uses your actual name to address you. He mostly uses pet names like angel, baby, sweetheart, etc.

You knocked that weird misogynist phase out of him and for that he owes you big time.

He's insecure about his scar and prosthetic eye, so you always make it a point to tell him how beautiful he and his eyes are.

To him, you hung the stars in the sky.

He doesn't want to mess things up, so he asks Cartman for advice. Which was a bad idea, because he ends up doing/saying something really stupid and it takes you two days to forgive him.

He makes up for it by apologising 400 times and buying you a basket of candies.

His ideal date night: Either going to the aquarium or the beach, right after eating dinner at a nice restaurant.

He loves to lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat.

One night, you accidentally drop him off five minutes past his cerfew, and stick up for him when his parents give him a hard time. Because of you, they only grounded him for three days instead of two weeks.

#sp fanfiction #south park #kyle brovlofski #south park fanfiction #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #stan marsh #butters stotch #sp #sp fandom #south park x reader

[britts-galaxy-brain]

Brittany use your fucking brain! I don’t even write the same as Milena for Christ’s sake. You are so fucking egostistical that you can’t see why an outsider would be disgusted by your behavior! I didn’t respond, because you threw an accusation out of nowhere to try and defect from my what I said! You didn’t have to outright say you are better than Milena, the tone of your post implies as much! You know this. I noticed that you never denied withholding this information until after the falling out with Poppy, which was the entire point of my ask! You are fucked!

Then come off anon and have a conversation, then. Because either you are Milena, or you're someone new to the situation and you're believing everything she says. I did too for a hot minute.

You assuming I think I'm better than her based on a post where I never once said or implied it is not my problem. It's you assuming, and being wrong, and not wanting to listen when I say that's not the case.

And once again, for the third fucking time, I didn't know about the cousin shit until much later. And according to Courtney, he didn't believe Poppy until MILENA confirmed it was true and GAVE MORE DETAILS THAN POPPY DID. So who's the one sitting on abuse accusations?

Also, address the points I made in the fucking rb or GET OUT OF MY INBOX. I won't be responding to this further.