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damiduck · 16 days
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Damian, handing Bruce a piece of paper with a very neat calendar on it: father, I will be taking a step back from my participation in our nightly patrols. I have carefully considered factors such as, but not limited to, school tests, most likely days for breakouts and when other people will be available. Here is my schedule.
Bruce: any particular reason you are stepping back from Robin?
Damian: I have reached an acceptable age and am by far mature enough, so I will be participating in Ramadan this year, father. Afterwards I will pick my duties up as normal, but with changed sleeping and eating patterns, this is the most logical step for now.
Bruce, who grew up with a jewish mother and christian father who were intent to raise him on some weird mix of the two, then a second father who was atheist, proceeded to lose his entire way in any form of religion due to losing himself in his teen years, took in Jewish boy, then a catholic one with religious trauma, then an atheist one who had no idea how to even approach the idea of religion, followed up by a pagan girl and already making seven different mental lists of things he will need to research, how to add aspects of Islam into their weird family holidays and trying desperately to show his support for his son: ....hnn
Damian: thank you father
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sadlynotthevoid · 2 months
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Okey, but, I feel like og!Cale is the type of person that, if someone tried to make fun of him for a crush, he would be like "ah, yeah, that's true" and openly admit it.
So, og AlbeCale AU where whenever someone tries to mock Cale about liking Alberu or asks him about it, he downright says the truth. Regardless of who is hearing him.
As in, maybe once someone asks if Rok Soo and Cale are dating because they seem close (in part because they're kind of close, and in part because Cale keeps knowing what he is thinking, but they don't know that's just a Cale thing). And Rok Soo is like:
Rok Soo: Nah. This guy's type are baker princes.
Cale: You got it wrong. I don't like any princes who bake, I like Alberu only.
And Alberu, who was drinking tea on the background, suddenly chokes on his cup. Which they notice, of course.
"Oh. Hey, Al. Are you okay?"
—Totally unfazed for having Alberu heard the whole conversation.
He's so shameless about it and it's completely unintentional.
He has no idea of how people treat their crushes normally nor is interested on doing the same. He knows that some people tend to get shy, but a decade purposefully acting as trash killed most of his shame— Well, at least when it is about others' opinions of him—. If he wants to do something, being laughed at is not what's going to stop him.
And what he wants is to say how adorable he thinks Alberu is, so that's what he does.
Rejection? He isn't proposing anything. He doesn't plan on dating or wooing Alberu either. It's not that he wouldn't like it, it's just that it hasn't occurred to him that that's even an option. For him, who had spent years hearing everyone say the worst of him, the idea of someone wanting him by their side is so far away that it has yet to form.
So he keeps making casual comments about how cute Alberu is when he's confused, or "his hair looks so soft, I bet it feels that way too", or "he looks so handsome when he's tricking people. I like it more when he doesn't have to, tho", while everyone else feels embarrased for it. Except Rosalyn, she thinks it's hilarious.
Of course, he's pretty much respectful about it, never crossing the line to sexual harassment. And he would stop if Alberu told him too, but he doesn't. He kinda didn't realize that was an option at the beginning and, at this point, he got used and actually enjoys it a bit (a lot).
Cale: oh, sweets! They're my fifth favorite thing in this cruel world.
Rosalyn, fully knowing what she's doing: what are the other four?
Cale, carefully choicing which cake eat first: Well— *rising a finger per item* my family, animals, Alberu and wine. In that order.
Alberu: *frowns* I'm only third?
Cale, picking a chocolate tart: Mm? I loved animals since before meeting you and, at this point, is a part of myself. The other day I saw a dog and spent two hours squatting at her side without realize. It was not a conscious decision, it was... a soul impulse, let's say.
Alberu, looking at his thighs because damn, that's a lot of time to stay in that position: Oh. Wait, you've also loved wine since before meeting me.
Cale: Yes, but drinking wine is a choice. I can live happily without it. You would be... more difficult to leave.
Alberu: *processing* (that means— can't be happy without me aksjdjsj) "blushes hard*
Rosalyn, looking at Alberu's silly fuming face: (don't laugh don't laugh) Pff—
Cale: cherry pie? *Holds a mini pie in front of Alberu*
The turn tables when Alberu realizes that Cale doesn't have resistaince against genuine compliments. He never takes fake glibbery words seriously, but if someone says the slightliest good thing about him and they mean it, he'll become a mess. He just— doesn't know how to react when someone believes anything good about him.
So, Alberu starts complimenting him seriously— as reprisal, of course ("that's just flirting, nephew. You two are flirting, stop calling it vengeance"). Small but real things, details most people doesn't notice, deeper things that he deserves to hear (because, honestly, someone should tell him how sweet he is. How considerate he is. How much he should be appreciated because he's precious. And it seems Alberu is that someone). It works everytime.
Alberu calls his smile cute once and Cale stops talking. Face red and eyes avoiding everything, he can't pronounce a single word.
He calls him kind after Cale subtly helped a strange for no reason (he's obviously doing it in a way others wouldn't notice unless they knew what to look for. Alberu wonders if this is other "Cale thing"). Cale trips and almost gets discovered. When Alberu looks at his face, he's pouting.
Curiously, he doesn't have the same reaction when he gets called smart. He just smiles a bit and sometimes puffs his chest. Huh. Still adorable, tho.
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yourleftpinkytoe-blog · 4 months
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theosconfessions · 2 months
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Love is Embarrassing
1/10- Solo Dates- Eugene
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EUGENE GOT THE FIRST NON SEXING KISS AND honestly good for him because he really is head over heels for this girlie .. ALREADY. he does not leave her alone. he cooks her dinner damn near everytime im checking things out and on top of that they do really just love being near eachother and being in eachothers company. its really sweet to see. i think hes the complete opposite of how her ex turned out and thatll eventually throw her for a loop. as time goes on the more theyre going to get to know Scarlett and things she is a little bit gatekeeping. eugene always treats our girlie like a princess though;) like he never doesnt ace his dates so far. he knows what he wants and thats scarlett and while it may be a bit rough for him seeing her with other people at the moment he probably maybe likes his heart a little bit stepped on sometimes haha ! i love him sm
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maisonbelligavi · 3 months
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It's shushing him one minute and then the next????
Also, what was their bloody language of communication???
I just -😭😭😭... Yeah👩🏾‍🦯
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Copia: I was walking a friend home last night, and I mentioned to her that I’m quite oblivious about when someone likes me. I said “someone could smack me in the head and I wouldn’t know they were into me.” She then smacked me in the head, and I responded with “Ow! What the hell was that for!?”
Terzo: I mean, to be fair, you did specifically tell her that wouldn’t work.
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matbaynton · 1 year
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BBC GHOSTS (2019-) 1.01 | 2.04
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mercerthepeddler · 9 months
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obsessed with barry erry ill sparklecare being partial to the texture of aubergines
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i am the soul that never dies when flesh is weak
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Brynjolf: Look, I’m pretty sure that there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Brynjolf: But how is “pretty boy” supposed to be an insult.
Brynjolf: I’m the prettiest Divines forsaken boy in town.
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atqh16 · 4 months
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Sasuke: How did you not pick up the fact that I’ve been hitting on you for the past hour?!?
Naruto: Oh I did pick up on that
Sasuke: You did? Then why-
Naruto: I just think you need to make better life choices for yourself
Sasuke:
Naruto: You’re welcome
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28-destiel-505 · 1 year
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Alex being a babygirl
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k1ngl30n · 2 months
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Wait what the fuck how did I never post this before
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eiilleen · 1 year
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aemond: *ranting about lucerys and revenge*
aegon: you wanna fuck him so bad it makes you look stupid
aemond: what??
aegon: i said that lucerys is so stupid
aemond: right?! *conts ranting*
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corprus · 1 year
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katsune-nya · 10 months
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Y/N: I think all your problems will end if you just touch some tits.
Y/N: It doesn't matter what kind, just any tits will do it for ya.
Kisaki: *Done with everyone's shit for today.* Get out of my sight before I kill you.
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