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Special: I cannot put into words how much I fucking loathe the fact that when I search for something on Youtube, it will randomly intersperse blocks of “people also watched” or “for you”. THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR, YOUTUBE! I typed in a search query because I wanted to see results for that specific thing, not random, unrelated garbage you have placed in my way, apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games! Every time I see it, I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down!

#Don't make Special angry #special ghoul #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting

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Copia: I was walking a friend home last night, and I mentioned to her that I’m quite oblivious about when someone likes me. I said “someone could smack me in the head and I wouldn’t know they were into me.” She then smacked me in the head, and I responded with “Ow! What the hell was that for!?”

Terzo: I mean, to be fair, you did specifically tell her that wouldn’t work.

#he really is #we love him for it #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #ghost fandom #the band ghost #ghost posting #copia #cardinal copia #papa 4 #papa iv #papa emeritus iv #copia emeritus #popia #terzo #papa iii #papa 3 #papa emeritus lll #terzo emeritus

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Secondo: I’m sick of living in this satirically dark multiverse! How do I force my consciousness to shift to a sane timeline? Aether: You have to buy a banana with exactly 112 spots. Then, on a Friday at exactly 3:33 AM GMT, go to your bathroom naked from the waist down with the exception of a real leather belt. Stare yourself in the eyes as you eat the banana. Then, force a two second fart; it should have no odor. You’ll know you made the shift successfully if you exit the bathroom, and within 4 minutes, you hear a helicopter and a passing 2002 Toyota Camry playing “Muskrat Love” by America on the street.

#Look #hell magic is weird okay #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #aether ghoul #papa ii #papa 2 #papa emeritus ii #secondo #secondo emeritus

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Dew: Ladies, what would you do if, say, you went to a funeral with a guy you’ve been kinda seeing for a little while, and let’s say he got up to be a pallbearer, but the casket was too heavy and he caused everyone to drop it?

#oddly specific #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #dewdrop ghoul #dew ghoul #sodo ghoul

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Swiss: Anyone know where I can buy a long spoon? Like, I want all the dimensions to be the same, but with a handle that’s, like, two feet long.

#do i want to know #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #swiss ghoul

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Young Sister Imperator: I’d like to thank whoever told the boys that when they lie, their eyes change color. Now, whenever they’re lying, they close their eyes, and my job just became a whole lot easier.

#taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost posting #sister imperator #young seestor #young sister imperator #seestor #imperator #papa 1 #papa i #papa emeritus i #primo #primo emeritus #papa 2 #papa ii #papa emeritus ii #secondo #secondo emeritus #papa 3 #papa iii #papa emeritus iii #terzo #terzo emeritus #little terzo

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Terzo: Don’t you just love that mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free?

Primo: I didn’t even want the first one! Dad made me get it!

Secondo: Mine was a family heirloom from my mother passed down for generations.

#they're like potato chips #you can't have just one #thanks mom #thanks dad #generational trauma #nature and nurture #it strolls through the family #gets to know everyone #mental health #mental diseases #mental disorders #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost posting #papa 1 #papa emeritus i #papa i #primo #primo emeritus #papa ii #papa 2 #papa emeritus ii #secondo #secondo emeritus

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Hey all! Come Friday night, I'm going to be out of the country and unable to access Tumblr for 3 weeks. Ain't no way I'm paying the exorbitant amount they want to charge for internet access there; this trip alone was really hard to scrape up the money for without paying for unnecessary luxuries. Just wanted to let y'all know what's up when I go quiet for an abnormal amount of time. I'll get right back on it as soon as I get home though! Thanks in advance for understanding!

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Copia: Good luck sending me mixed signals. I don’t even understand the direct ones!

#pretty sure copia is just an older male version of me #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost posting #copia #cardinal copia #copia emeritus #popia #papa iv #papa emeritus iv #papa 4

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Rain: Does anyone else go out with people and feel like their friend is some local politician that knows literally everybody, and you’re just their weird mute friend who just left the house for the first time in 8 years and is learning how to smile again, or is it just me?

#seriously though #how do they seem to ALWAYS run into someone they know #and I'm just sitting there like O_O #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #rain ghoul #rain has social anxiety

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Aurora: Self-discipline is hard because I’m the boss of me, and that gal runs a real loose shipwreck.

#same girlie #who thought it was a good idea to put me in charge of me? #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #aurora ghoulette

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Copia: I really need Netflix to stop asking me if I’m still watching and start asking if I’ve switched the laundry over yet.

#same #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost posting #copia #cardinal copia #copia emeritus

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TJ Maxx Cashier: Did you find everything alright today?

Swiss: *unloading a full cart* I wasn’t looking for ANY of this, but here we are.

#me after payday #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting #swiss ghoul

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Secondo: The word “daddy” has been so sexualized my kids are gonna have to call me “bruh” or some shit.

#being a dom has its downsides #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost posting #papa 2 #papa ii #papa emeritus ii

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Dew: *leaving a review for a restaurant* 3 out of 5 stars. I got stabbed here. The food was fresh, the drinks were tasty, but I did get stabbed. May consider coming back.

#dew ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #sodo ghoul #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #nameless ghouls #ghost posting

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Secondo: The Struggle Bus really should have a loyalty rewards program… 

Copia: I second that emotion!

#we all on the struggle bus #it's on fire #and there ain't no emergency exit #buckle up #it's all downhill from here #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost posting #secondo #secondo emeritus #papa 2 #papa ii #papa emeritus ii #copia #popia #copia emeritus #papa 4 #papa iv #papa emeritus iv

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Sister of Sin: I need Feminism because when Jesus did a magic trick, it’s a goddamn miracle, but when a woman dared to do one, she was burned at the stake.

Primo: I mean, to be fair, they did kill Jesus too; that was a pretty significant thing that happened. I understand where you’re coming from, and I do agree, but they very much did kill Jesus.

#taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost posting #primo #primo emeritus #papa emeritus i #papa i #papa 1 #sister of sin #sibling of sin