#ha puns

[mediumgayitalian]

(very late im so sorry) fic rec friday 7

hi!! welcome to fic rec friday. every week, i pick five fics i have bookmarked and rec them with a little review. check them out!

i am indeed aware it is monday. i am a fool who is Bad at planning. my bad.

A Place To Start by @wintersky101

Nico can speak English, Italian, Latin and Ancient Greek. Unfortunately, he can only read and write in two of the four, and even more unfortunately, English isn’t one of those.

paul blofis & nico isn't something i knew i needed but i LOVE. like lets maybe get this kid a real grownup, huh? also i think it's really funny that nico is older than paul technically. like i imagine paul, who is a history nerd, would be spending half their tutoring sessions grilling nico about the 40s lol

2. Transitioning to Manhood by @nicostolemybones

Will gets a box from his mom of childhood memories.

i have quotes from this fic framed. it is deeply moving, especially that one paragraph about conditional love....like yeah it got to me. i wept about the conditional love paragraph. if you are ready for some catharsis this is indeed the fic for you

3. Doctor solace to the rescue by Phantomxlegend

Will idolized Beckendorf when he was younger, and who wouldn’t pass up on a chance to heal your idol and prove that you could be just as strong?

ON MY HANDS AND KNEES ON THE FUCKING FLOOR......WEEPING AND CRYING AND CLUTCHING THE BLUE FUCKING CURTAINS. WHY. WHY. CLAWING THE SKIN OFF MY FACE AND SOBBING INTO MY HANDS. no exaggeration when i say i never fully recovered from this one. baby will and quiet nobel beckendorf. beckendorf i love you. beckendorf you deserved a thousand times more than what you got. i can't feel my chest

4. Silver Rings by @buoyantsaturn

Barely a second later, he said, “What’s that?” “What’s what?” Will said back to him, not taking his eyes off the gash. “That ring.” Will froze, eyes widening. “Isn’t that Nico’s?

secret relationship my EVERYTHING. makes me buckshit feral every time its so FUN. cj ur iconic and you have been THEEE backbone of this fandom for years. i love this one particularly bc the whole thing with will glowing will never not be funny shdhfdjsnfkf

5. A Little More in the Closet Than Out of it by @buoyantsaturn

The only thing they could do to keep Harley in the infirmary so they could keep him monitored was to keep him entertained, and somehow, Will had gotten himself roped into a game of hide and seek.

giggle was giggled at the title. i am easily entertained. but the fic was fun and sweet; harley is the camp's darling as is his right. nico is such a dweepy dork loser hes so real i love him

thank you for joining me this friday!! happy reading!!

#would love to say that this wont happen again but it will #im chronically bad at time management #ha puns #but yeah its never going away #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #fic rec #fic rec friday #longpost #solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #nico di angelo/will solace #established solangelo #will solace angst #trans will solace

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[bixels]

The Piedra sisters.

Born and raised in a small mining town in New Mexico. Calida and María Molina have stayed behind to support their parents while Rosita and Madelina have gone off to pursue their dreams. Madelina recently obtained her Ph.D. in geology from Las Cruces College. Rosita works as a baking apprentice and entertainer in Ponyville, Nebraska. Madelina is the eldest, Calida the middle child, and Rosita and María Molina (non-identical) twins.

#mlp #pinkie pie #maud pie #limestone pie #marble pie #my art #fanart #character designs #the grand galloping 20s #ty to everyone who helped with their names #hopefully the puns in their names work #some quick design notes: i wanted all the sisters to wear a dress/skirt; belt; and some sort of hairband that informs their #personality. so pinkie has bows all over. maud has a buttoned skirt and very basic hairband. limestone and marble wear bonnets #their bonnets are also meant to mirror the shape of their wacky hair in the show #they all sorta stand on their tippy toes too #no reason why #also gave pinkie and marble the same eye shape freckles and curly hair to show they're still twins

[canisalbus]

✦ All ears ✦

#sorry about being so syrupy #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #modern au #gehtsis #Vasco has a penchant for dad jokes #Machete has heard every ear pun in existence

[salamispots]

something something giant isopod sharing is caring pass the detritus

inprnt

#giant isopod #marine biology #artists on tumblr #inprnt #I tried coming up with a pun but nothing popped up #cackLES #there's also another print up on inprnt that I'm waiting to post when I have other stuff settled 👀 #technically inprnt is getting to see stuff a little earlier haha #also been noticing how my process has changed haha it's interesting #like I'll spend waaaaaay more time now nitpicking/adjusting colors which is fine #but like before when I was still in old process mindset I'd get frustrated and think the colors weren't coming out right #when what I needed was to spend more time figuring it out

[unallegiant]

Imma just store that away to say at the dinner table

#meme #memes #haha #funny #lol #dank memes #humor #hahaha #ha #Twitter #Twitter meme #it’s twitter not x #puns #punny

[ahsteria]

filename:_fuck_freud_v2.00

#this was 4 a zine i was working on last yr but i nvr finished it and i found it j now whileiwas cleaning out my computer #silly little pun that has definitely been thought of b4 #mine #webcore #fashion #fashion archives #art

[beinganegg]

Comic for the first time Siffrin heard a pun

#in stars and time #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isat mirabelle #isat odile #edit: hey guys if you wondering what’s happening turns out my dyslexia has struck again and I have completely misread the line #yeh if you look it’s Siffrin telling the pun and Isabeau laughing but I remember that as the reverse: oops

[mugwot]

funnyjokespunperson

#cozy-comfy reading a book recovering <3 #vulnerability? sorry all they got is puns #love them for it tbh so real for that #i imagine this being somewhen post-game so #isat spoilers #sorry but i do not believe that Vaugarde or really any other place has no constellations at all #they are so usefull! for navigation or for calendar keeping! #so yeah now there Are constellations they are just niche knowledge for like sailing or for understanding how the calendar formed #i guess there is also specifically ursa minor what a coincidence #did you know that there are myths based on how constellations behave through out the year? #scorpio and orion are never seen on the sky at the same time and theres a myth about how the scorpion killed him #but he was immortalized on the night sky (the scorpion also got immortalized because fuck orion) #rant over have a nice day #isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #my art

[bombshellsandbluebells]

I’ll be honest, I don’t think Trent is even writing a book anymore. I think he’s just there.

#every time someone looks at him weird he scribbles a random note in his notebook so he still has an excuse to be there #someone finds the notebook and half of it is gossip and the other half is like shitty puns ted's made and notes like 'ted likes strawberry #margaritas' #ted lasso #trent crimm

[coralnoodle]

someone signed too many contracts

#danny phantom #dp x dc #john constantine #dp x dc fanart #my art #ignore me as i do not know how to tag this #anyway my danny phantom phase came back to haunt me #it has possessed me #ok enough puns #had this idea so i had to doodle it out #i have more ideas if one is willing to listen #tldr danny is taking care of infinite amount of paperwork of the infinite realms

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: injury mention / jokes about death / ]

Love when people depict Leo like-

Leo, covered in grievous wounds and having several broken bones: Ew, Staten Island? Anyway lmao that sucked-

Leo, with a paper cut: My LIFE is OVER I am SUFFERING I am DYING I leave all my comics to Mikey, Raph gets my posters and figurines, April can have everything else in my room, I guess Dad can have my swords, Donnie you get NOTHING until you admit I was RIGHT back when-

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #100% Leo was the type to be like I can’t come to training I broke a nail #nah I can’t exercise today I stubbed my toe #what do you mean I can’t go out it’s JUST a flesh wound (said flesh wound is still actively bleeding) #*eight thousand puns about the terrible injuries he has just completely downplaying them* #guess a shell’s not all it’s cracked up to be! (he says with a cracked shell) #it’s CANON it is

[bishicat]

newest hyperfixation alert!!!

#ending my tumblr art block with some sketches of HIM 🥰🥰 #these past couple of weeks I've been watching the prequels + clone wars and let's just say I'm kinda feral #anakin/vader has me in a chokehold (pun intended) and hayden is just soooo beautiful #I'm itching to draw some anidala but that's for another night #anakin skywalker #hayden christensen #star wars fanart #sw fanart #digital art #sketch dump #my art #bishiart

[poffplay]

Sans boops you.

#the booping wars on tumblr has been cracking me up #I just had to join in and make this #been wanting to make a post with the slumber party get up #have several puns prepared and yet its the booping that gave me the motivation to record something XD #sans #cosplay #undertale #my cosplay #poffplay

[clownsuu]

What does a clown do when someone steals his identity?

…The ‘clownsuu’s.

LMAOO HEHEH this gave a big ol giggle, thank u my guy, take some random ass doodles I was able to scrub up—

Not a new character (a old one in fact- some of y’all may actually remember xem) but I had a undying (pun not intended) urge to draw my lil vampire goober as a muppet (and xem xemselves-)

for newer gamers, this is Xi! Xey go by xe/xem/xeir (xey don’t mind they/them, but prefers xe/xem)

#Nobody has ever really made a pun outta my user that’s quite silly! #HEHEH I keep giggling about it I love it so muCHHH #Ya always got the nicest things to say gamer! I always enjoy seeing you pop up in my box and feed! #Welcome home #welcome home mob au #welcome home wally #welcome home howdy #welcome home barnaby #wally darling #howdy pillar #barnaby b beagle #welcome home frank #frank frankly #almost forgot him whoops IDHHDHDHD #Random Xi moment #Xem and omega are probably my favorites to draw… #Alt spiders with top hats real JDHDH #Also don’t mind the mob doodles LmAOO

[spooked-bees]

pov: it's 5 am and someone just walked in with an arrow in their arm

#he might constantly be on the verge of a mental breakdown but at least he has his puns #will solace #percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #art #fanart #pjo fanart #my art