#h o w ever

[oneknightlight]

I decided to be active in the cosplay community on tiktok again and I can already tell I’ve reached the right group of people and that’s always a good thing

#i don’t like tiktok as a whole but the deltarune community on there is really cool #if you can manage to get the algorithm to sway you there #Walt talks #the account is @blantherskite if anyone is interested #but you can also stick around here because I’ll end up posting the content here too #tiktok is hellish and I would never advice anyone to use it unless they had a very specific #art form or fanbase or creator they wanted to be around #i use tiktok with an extreme amount of self control and carefulness BABDNDJFNJG #because I love that it gives cosplayers a platform that’s very condusive to our art #however #h o w ever #it’s unhealthy to consume for any significant amount of time

[padfootastic]

my sirius & harry thought of the day:

harry kept that firebolt alive for all 137 years of his remaining life through sheer willpower and magical strength. he did not let a single twig of it die off. not only was he absolutely unhinged about taking care of it, not letting anyone near it after 5th year, but he also basically single-handedly reinvented the field of broom-crafting just so he could keep his godfather’s gift to him alive. he didn’t do anything with this skill, basically driving everywhere who knew him spare bc !!! ‘harry do u know what u just did? most brooms don’t last over 6-7 years, not even a fraction of that if used at the pace and frequency as u. if u could just—‘

and he just flat out shuts them up bc how does he tell them that the reason his firebolt is still alive is bc sirius’ love runs thru it and harry would die himself before he let it bc he can’t lose the last piece of sirius he has left. he cannot perform this miracle on any other broom, tho he can probably make the single best non-sirius-gifted broom that the WW has ever seen just bc of how extensive his knowledge is now

and the thing, right, is he doesn’t keep the firebolt locked up in some display like some artefact. sirius would’ve never wanted that. his dad would’ve hated it. brooms were meant to be flown. so fly, he does. wonderfully. it’s forever his primary broom and he puts it thru all the paces, keeping up with all sorts of newer, flashier, pro models w utter ease.

it’s like this: when he uses this firebolt, it feels like perhaps he has his godfather back for just a second. and harry is forever weak to that feeling.

#sirius black #harry potter #good godfather sirius black #haven’t been here in a. while huh #s&h my beloved <3 #there’s just something. about sirius gifting harry his first and last broom. #that makes me go feral #i need harry to be unhealthily attached to his broom #it’s a problem. like a legit mental health one #but he doesn’t know how to move on from it #he spends hours polishing that thing and grooming the bristles or stuff #or wtv* #the only other person who got to touch it was james sirius #for obvious reasons #never w/o supervision tho harry is not that hinged yet #or ever #his kids know this is one line they cannot cross w their father #not bc he gets angry. but bc he gets unbearably sad #and they all know about papa sirius #this hc is becoming yet another rabbit hole so i’m gonna pull the breaks #but this is yet again making me realise how much i love next gen #the potter babies are just!!! #and dad harry is lovely #ok yah that’s it #pen’s notes

[nosleep83]

“That is not a milking machine. 😌😌😌😌”

Edit: DID RAPH CALL IT A COFFEE MACHINE OR AM I MISHEARING WHAT HE SAID 😭😭

#HOW IS THIS MOVIE EVEN REAL #HOW DID THAT JOKE EVER EXIST IN ANY REAL MOTION PICTURE EVER #H O W #(this is all /pos btw) #tmnt #mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem spoilers

[zealfruity]

Consider:

Crosshair and his Elite Squad in their ship heading back from a mission.

Crosshair is always in charge of the aux:

CRAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN!!!

“Sir, could we change the mus-“

Crosshair turns the volume up.

The next song comes on. It’s Bring Me To Life by Evanescence.

Crosshair is mouthing the lyrics under his helmet. The stormtroopers wonder if this job was just one of the circles of Hell.

#he was 100% in charge of the music #like all the time #doesnt matter if hes the one driving or not #no one knows how he managed to access whatever playlist he plays through the imperial ship #they forget that his brother is Tech Bad Batch #star wars #headcanon #this line of thought led to me and a buddy talking about crosshair enjoying gangnam style by psy #and the image of his gangly ass dancing the choreo broke me #we kept doing a bad impression of him talking to hunter about how whatever song is playing reflects his inner darkness or whatever #crosshair would enjoy radios that are like #EXPLOSION c a r c r a s h BAM BAM puOoOoO THE HARDEST ROCK pac k o w YOUVE EVER HEARD #now playing imagine dragons’ radioactive #cross would enjoy imagine dragons and also metal and also classic emo songs thats ehat i get from him #tbb #tbb crosshair #bad batch #zeal talks

[twistedappletree]

#not me crying in my own club #DO YOU EVER WRITE A LINE FOR A FIC AND UR LIKE #HOW DID THAT COME OUT OF MY BRAIN #bc that’s what just happened to me #lmFAO #anyway #fic wip #jin ling #lan sizhui #zhuiling #zhuiling musings #mdzs #you know for a goddamn fact lsz saw right through this kid when they first met #while jl was too busy slap fighting Jingyi and running around with his nose turned up #lsz was like #i k n o w w h a t y o u a r e #👀 #perceptive radish

[musicinherhead]

I cannot stop thinking about the kiss, yes, but the second kiss? When Laudna admits to thinking she’s a bad person, and Imogen refuted it and Laudna kisses her again before explaining everything that happened with Bor’Dor and Delilah???? What if it was a kiss she took out of fear Imogen would rebuke her for her actions? What if it was a kiss she took because she wasn’t sure she’d get another????

Imogen would never turn her away but what if Laudna truly didn’t comprehend that in the seconds before the second kiss? What if she thought it’d be their last??? What then???

#no. i am not normal about them #imodna #laudna #imogen temult #critical role spoilers #I will be stewing on this for the whole week #I should get back to writing fanfics #I am tempted to post my wips that I may not finish after this #tonight’s episode cured my depression #nothing bad will ever happen again #they kissed in the mf bread aisle #farmers market kiss #like that’s so gay of them and I love it #H O W D O I S L E E P ? ? ? #should I write this lol

[stormvanari]

“class” doodles

#murder drones #oc #murder drones oc #my art #serial designation v #serial designation h #serial designation i #serial designation e #serial designation w #serial designation o #serial designation l #listen i just. love drawing female DDs sm. #if you get rid of I and L the DDs’ names spell ‘HEWO’ #v makes an appearance due to op feeling inspired by a cool bubble wand gadget on the bird app #once AGAIN eliminating the back part of F’s hair and it’s finalized until canon reveals their official design (if ‘F’ ever gets a speaking— #role that is) #update: upon realizing minutes after this was posted i figured L deals more with the pole arms axes hammers and similar kinds #while O mainly uses a shield to ram opponents/prey onto walls and/or crush those onto floors #plus crossbow and revolver #but you know what? let’s make O do spear and hammerwork too

[wisecrackingeric-2]

YEAH MY MISTY FIGHT WENT GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING

#HOW DID NOBODY DIE. H O W DID NOBODY DIE THAT BATTLE #I KNEW CRITS WRE BASED OFF OF SPEED IN GEN 1 BUT JESUS #Dulcinea used poison sting and by some stroke of luck from Jesus Christ himself it poisoned the Starmie #so I just heal stalled with Francesca #that was simultaneously the scariest and hardest fight I’ve ever had in a Nuzlocke #besides like. Cynthia #HOW FID NOBODY DIE. HOW. H O W

[butwhatifidothis]

do you know where that one theory that duke aegir worked with twsitd in order to create a trophy wife for ferdinand came from? ive seen people state it like it's a fact but it's never made any sense to me

The idea that Edelgard was supposed to be a trophy wife comes from a fairly known Edelstan, though I won't namedrop them here - I'll say that it's the same person who wrote a meta that within it claims that Edelgard is a better representation of anti-racism than Claude is, so, um. Take their meta with a pinch of salt.

Because I've never read the OG meta myself and only know of Cap'n's portrayal of it in The Fic (which, um, doesn't do the logic of the meta any favors, is what I'll say on that lmao), I don't know what OP's logic is. All I know is that it already makes no sense for Ludwig to have wanted any of Ionius' children to be given more power upon being crowned Emperor given that Ionius trying to centralize power onto himself was why the Insurrection happened in the first place, but to then think that Ludwig would think that he could make the surviving child a trophy spouse for Ferdinand to marry is, like. Complete nonsense.

Like, attribute it to shitty worldbuilding, but the books and characters who say that House Aegir has the "real" ruling power of Adrestia are completely disproven by Edelgard immediately arresting Ludwig and stripping House Aegir of all power, lands, and wealth. And with Ludwig immediately bowing to Edelgard's authority as Emperor, it's clear that he doesn't think House Aegir has the "true ruling power" of Adrestia - if he did, he would have shown some resistance to the idea of following Edelgard's orders (not just confusion at her being coronated itself).

Even if Ludwig was "ruling" Adrestia through sick weakly Ionius, there's no reason he would have to think that he could do the same to the perfectly healthy, perfectly sound-of-mind Hresvelg child that, according to this meta, HE had made even more powerful by giving them another Crest. And oh yeah also the child fucking hates the shit out of him and he made no efforts whatsoever to try to mitigate that hatred that the child would obviously have for him - no manipulation, no brainwashing, no blackmail, no threat of force, no coercion, nothing. So what the hell did he think was gonna happen, if this meta was accurate?

So yeah, it doesn't make any sense to you because it just doesn't make any sense period lmao

#ask #anon #edelgard discourse #just to be safe #like omega safe lmao #imo it was probably just another reason to have Edelgard's enemies be The Worst Thing Ever To Walk The Earth instead of just like. bad #because now not ONLY did Aegir have the experiments done (which makes no sense) #but now he was planning on FORCING Edelgard to be a BROODMARE for the Aegir line (which makes even less sense) #just like how Rhea's totally a groomer or Dimitri totally wanted to genocide Adrestia or Claude totally wanted to conquer Fodlan #Everyone Is T H E W O R S T Except For Edelgard lmao

[morningstargirl666]

FIC REC FRIDAY #4

ad aeternam. by darkness_shows_the_stars / @stars-and-darkness

His eyes are intent on her. They always are, but never so strong, never so scorching, as when he’s needling for information she’d rather not give.

“I want you to come and …” She sighs. This is more difficult than she had expected it to be, and that’s saying something. She’d expected it to be like pulling teeth, but the feeling is more akin to ripping off an arm. “I want you to come and pretendtodateme.”

There. Done. That wasn’t so hard, was it?

No, not at all.

Klaus’s face smooths over, washed of all emotion. “Would you mind repeating that?”

Guys. Listen. I don't go searching for fake dating AUs. Mostly because I'm not a fan of human AUs. When I'm reading klaroline fanfiction, I'm here for the fantasy element, the age old hybrid falling in love with the blonde baby vampire. Therefore, fake dating AUs just don't really blip up on my radar. But. Guys. Guys. THIS FIC ALRIGHT. THIS FIC HAS OVERHAULED MY ENTIRE BELIEF SYSTEM???? LIKE? IT'S POST-CANON DIVERGENCE???????? YET A FAKE DATING AU????????????? DO YOU SEE THE QUESTION MARKS HERE IT DIDN'T EVEN OCCUR TO ME THIS COULD BE A THING AND YET IT IS AND IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATION TO EVER EXIST?

Anyways. Yeah, go read it.

OR I AM DISOWNING ALL OF YOU

#klaroline fic rec friday #klaroline #klaroline fanfiction #i mean i am bias because it is a gift for me but #the fic wasn't even tailored to my tastes???? #and yet I swear to god #it has become one of my favourite kc fics of all time #like #h o w #ella how do you this to me every time #anyways go read it #you will laugh and cackle and scream and squeal #best shot of serotonin to the brain ever #caroline's relatives are absolutely awful and bringing a wolf to the dinner table was perhaps her greatest idea ever #klaus is utterly DELIGHTFUL in this #i've actually forgotten the key things i screamed over now that I try to think #my remembrance of it is just a haze of pure happiness #it's like when you got drunk last night and you KNOW it was a good night out because you can't remember a thing #yeah if you check the comments section my thoughts were pretty incoherent #ella i hope you're proud you broke me with this #fic rec

[spirallingstarcases]

spi listen to me. did you or did you not send this man a link to a peterick fanfic. I'm not judging I just need the truth because it sort of sounds like you brought this on yourself

no comment.

#TO BE FAIR. HE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS FANFIC #I DONT JNOW HOW HE REALIZED IT WAS FANFIC #HE KNOWS N O T H I N G ABOUT AO3 OR FANDOM OR ANY OF THAT #HES A PHYSICS NERD WHO SAID THE ONLY SPICY SCENE HE HAD EVER READ WAS IN THE BOOK RECOMMENDED HIM T W O. WE E KS AGO. #I NEVER TOLD HOM IT WAS FANFIC. #lexi i can feel your judgement. #spi.answers #lexi <3

[deus-ex-mona]

just having natsuyuu thoughts on this totally fine thursday night~~

#natsuyuu the og hw childhood friends to lovers ship <3333 #they may not be the first cec ship to be established but they sure were the first to get together in an mv!!!!!! #timeline-wise i think they were like. the 2nd og couple to start dating? first was midosena. then them. then mochiaka. and t h en harucouple #idk say what you will about the hw animation projects in general but the autumn session mv s l a ps #and like!!! this scene in particular has been looping in the bg of my mind for like. eve r #idk there’s just something really sweet about childhood friends walking down the metaphorical path of life together side by side… #staying next to each other even as they drift apart… only to link back up even closer than ever (as lovers) #s o what im saying is that i want to see this but nghy— #i s w e a r looking for nghy crumbs these days is like trying to look for seashells on a man-made beach before the waves wash ‘em away #even looking up nghy on the former birdsite leads to more complains from nghy antis than nghy posts……. #though it’s actually surprisingly effective at weeding out people to block lmaoooo #it’s soooo strange how the most vocal nghy antis alwaysss end up being lhy shippers who only ship lxl with hiyoko and never with each other… #but i digress. anyways natsuyuu the world congratulations happy to them and their many wedding portrayals in the novels and spring session

[onstoryladders]

if max had been tasked to design this thing

#sorry not sorry im still mad at him #dont plan on stopping anytime soon #he was SO CONDESCENDING #''youre gonna have sex eventually'' SAYS WHO #SAYS W H O MAX #and sorry but dont take that ''as long as pisaeng agrees then no problem'' as max telling kawi that its fine because that wasnt it at all #it was a clear implicit challenge #like ''yeah bring that up and see how it goes lmao'' #be my favorite #and honestly i dont think id be so mad if it wasnt for all the queer themes in the show #the least they could do was addressing the possibility #just make max ask kawi if he WANTED to have sex with pisaeng especially because kawi says ''its not that significant'' #and like. max is pictured as this Queer Guru™ who fights for everyone else #hmmmm well not everyone apparently since the thought of asexual people existing doesnt even cross his mind #just think for a moment of kawi was actually asexual and max had said those things to him #max would become a villain in the narrativr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #what did they do to my bestie #i cant have nice things ever #WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRR #expectations are a disease

[silouvertongues]

gotta get up early for class tomorrow im so sleepy but i suddenly felt the urge to calculate how much money's been spent on my post secondary education till now and i literally feel nauseous

#LIKE.... what the fuck . #and the way my contribution has been minimal how am i ever gonna like . repay my dad for this #also how does he just .....spend so much . he'll always pay for anything school related w/o saying anything weird #like why is this genuinely making me crysjrjfjskwkfj #i KNEWWWW it was a lot but i was just thinking id love to pay him back for it somehow #so i was like lemme pull up all my undergrad invoices and the current stuff too and i did the math and ..... #LIKE I FEEL SICK obv i have Issues w my dad but sometimes i feel so bad for him his dad passed away when he was 15 #so i feel like he jas that Thing for like being super present in his kids' lives #and education is like a Biiiiig thing for him bc he had to work and earn and pay for his own (ig his mom helped as much as she could) #THIS IS MAKING ME SOB IM SO SAD #and the way i cant even fucking find a job to at least earn SOMETHINGGGG i can help with its so stupid #anyway idk Whats going on in my brain rn i should sleep god #like im so grateful but theres so much guilt too ?? #desi culture is insane bc imagine you work your whole entire life and then you have to pay for every one of ur kids' education weddings etc #OK GOOD NIGHT will i delete this is it too . personal . idk #h talks

[twistedappletree]

we could be really cute roller skating besties who jam to vaporwave and mallsoft in the city at sunset but nobody i know wants to leAVE THEIR FUCKING HOUSE & TRY NEW THINGS

#B R O #I HAVE MADE 5 NEW RL FRIENDS IN THE PAST WEEK #AND NONE OF THEM WANNA DO ANYTHING EVER #W H Y #like they’re cool people fr but 😭 #i don’t understandddd why is is so fucking hard to find people who aren’t afraid of literally everything #what the hap is fuckening #a few years ago i had soooo many friends who were down to do whatever whenever #and it’s like that just #died in everyone around me #shit i know times are tough but it’s things like this that actually help make u feel better #i swear they do why can’t just 1 person trust me and take chance and leap & SEE what i’m talking about #😭😭😭😭😭 #i’m gonna c r y i just want my friends to love life again #apple babble 🍎 #non fandom #also i meant weeks not weeks lmao i don’t expect anyone to do anything in the 1st week omg #i’m not THAT bitch #WEEK**** #jfc CAN I TYPE NORMALLY FOR ONCE OMFG #WHY DOES AUTOCORRECT CORRECT INTO GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT THINGS

[nosleep83]

I still cannot believe someone telling me Shredder’s Revenge Karai is a dommy mommy is an actual thing that happened to me ever

#and I don’t think I ever will #how did the stars align in such a way to make this happen #h o w #anywyas I’ll probably shut up abt this now lmao #sleep talks